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Anyone else /comfy/ rn? Literally nothing is going to happen

>> No.54069866

>>54069841
just watch, banks will put withdrawal limits tomorrow

>> No.54069891
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>>54069841
Its over.

>> No.54069896

>>54069841
thats a man

>> No.54069900

>>54069841
is that my goddess serena? moar

>> No.54069902

>>54069841
nice nice, even btc is on one of it's one-day fakeouts

>> No.54069911

>>54069866
NOOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN' RARE GOVERNMENT MANUFACTURED PAPER.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54069925
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>>54069841
I'm chillin on my couch laughing at all the panic. I love it

>> No.54069926

>>54069841
yes, i only wish i could profit from it

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>>54069841
>Everything in cold storage
Couldnt be comfier

>> No.54069948

>>54069841
>tfw no joint bank account with Serena

>> No.54069988

>>54069841
As long as you don't live in California

Sure

>> No.54070015

>>54069841
wishing i were under that blanket, smelling her up and down

>> No.54070074

i'm comfy because things are going to happen

>> No.54070099

Other banks have zero exposure to this shit. The hysteria is being caused by VC ceos tweeting. They are attempting to force a bail out by causing mass hysteria. How this is legal I don’t know.

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both you?

>> No.54070153

Serena is my goddess. Serena owns me and she may do with me what she pleases. I am Serena Mello's personal toy.

>> No.54070185
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Another bank just collapsed. Signature bank. First of many?

>> No.54070229

>>54070185
>2 days ago
>just collapsed
Fuck off fearmongerer.

>> No.54070242
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Nothing ever happens.

>> No.54070271

>>54070229
Literally announced just now.

>> No.54070342

>>54070242
food truck's closed

>> No.54070378

>>54069841
Lol, I'm comfy right now because EVERYTHING is about to happen. Gonna get warm and cozy, and watch the nukes explode.

>> No.54070439

>>54070271
Oh shit, you're right.

>> No.54070457

sneed

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>>54069841
why did you crop me out of the picture?

>> No.54071163
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>>54069841
comfybro reportin in

>> No.54071164

>>54070342
perfect time for a break in

>> No.54071216

>>54070342
Kek
Serena got AIDS

>> No.54071221

>>54069841
I’d like to go under that blanket and eat her goyslop if you know what I mean

>> No.54071318

>>54071221
I'd like to stick my dick in her ass if you catch my drift

>> No.54071322

I am comfy, but thats because I'm watching Gordon Ramsey with my dad, and mom is making chicken for Sunday dinner!
I'm going to buy as much ammo and silver as I can tomorrow

>> No.54071325

bought back in with half yesterday, tried to catch a wick down, now i'm back to all in.

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>>54069841
Yes

>> No.54071432

>>54069841
It'll be nothing more than a hiccup.
The only thing the fed has to do is offer short term unlimited funding to back all deposits which would all be returned once the panic is over. Only monkey brained think that a bank run is possible in the current year.

>> No.54071630

>>54071163
why are the traps in my area nowhere near this hot

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>0 money in my bank account and name and sipping on cheap red wine

>> No.54071712

>>54071318
Huh?

>> No.54072132

>>54069841
Please
Can anyone tell me what's supposed to happen monday?

I'm a brainlet (more or less)

Afaik
A bank-run is happening
Which may (or may not) lead to another financial crisis

>> No.54073047

>>54072132
Basically the banks are insolvent which means they cannot pay their debts. Because of this they go "under" and literally do not have enough cash to give people their money back. This causes panic so more people go to the bank to get their money out which causes a domino effect and more banks go "under" aka insolvent. This panic will also cause a stock market crash and the fed will need to print more money to bail out the banks so they can repay their debts which causes even more hyperinflation and destroys the entire economy.

>> No.54073535

>>54073047
And that also include money I brought to the bank to save for later, doesn't it?

Damn it....

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