/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54068156
>1pbtid

Hyperinflation is back on the menu, boys

BULL BROS WE BACK

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54068156
>considering
lol

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

reposting

Right again.

i'm going to make a startup that takes the 12-15 wasted posts from previous threads with an early bake, and package them together into new threads
where can i get some VC capital for this?

1 hour bros

>>54068210
What books can I read/websites I can visit to learn this?

>>54068156
holy shit we're mooning

>>54068219
How many faggots, trannies, and niggers work for you?

Crypto is mooning.

>>54068234
it's just me and the wife

The chaos gods going to have to start from the bottom up and run all the banks until one of the big boys crack.

>Investors still bullish on economy

Minor bank failure, nothing to see here. Honestly I would be too if this inflicts any more pain on california.

USDJPY gaped down

Yellen should die

>bankruns are bullish
why didn't anybody tell me to fullport TQQQ friday close anons??

>>54068256
>investors
No such thing anymore, I think you mean raging homosexual speculators

>>54068257
It's time to BUY.

"No risk for me, but not for thee, wagie..."

>>54068156
>all those words
Let me summarize your post
>PUMP MY BAGS, PLS, I'M DESPERATE
>PLEASE, SIR, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR QE
>I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD FOOD OR HOUSES OR ENERGY
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, JUST PUMP MY BAGS
>THEY'RE GETTING SO HEAVY

>>54068261
>EURUSD +0.4%
DXYbros...

>>54068230
>he doesn't know about futures futures
>he doesn't astral project to trade on exchanges that exist outside of space/time
not gonna make it bro

>>54068249
I regret to inform you anon, but that's anti-Semitic. Not only will you not get any funding, but we've contacted the police over this hate crime you've committed. Please do us a favor and turn yourself in at the nearest McDonald's.

>>54068305
>"shorting yourself"
>"Monopoly man sightings (2020-)

Kek, I love when this is reposted. Peak /biz memes

>>54068249
Ah, meeting all three of those quotas then.

This is so gay. Why does he do it? Didn't he wanted to kill all niggers, gays and trannies?

>>54068248
Hedge against bankruns, nothingburger

>>54068362
For me it's high frequency slave trading and metaphysical lean hogs

>>54068248
>Actually the dollar is dying

>>54068257
Fuck me...

>>54068248
To levels not seen since last Thursday

>>54068303
Yeah, but a declining DXY is good for stocks, r-right?

>>54068156
Janet Yellen nor Jerome Powell are not bailing them out, some other private shit-tech scam pumper named the Liquidity Group is with LOANS in a high interest rate environment. More debt for zombie companies- in a high interest rate environment. Let that sink in. If there is a pump on this bullshit, it will not last.

>>54068420
The Dollar has been falling with the markets these last few days. Probably has to do with big money fleeing equities to bonds and bringing yields down.

If you are still shorting right now you should consider exiting soon. You'll get a chance, but markets are going to rally soon. then crash then rally then crash then rally then crash then rally then crash.

You know?

>>54068376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtOnSQvz8yc

uh oh

>>54068478
This is the most antisemetic event to happen since Hitler's rise to power.

My jewish boss says its a nothingburger

>>54068455
My puts expire in 2 weeks, I think I'll have my time

>>54068305
>tax confrontatiom

>>54068555
checked. pack it up boys

>>54068555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR8c3ugaSKM

Really funny thing is that money is not backed by anything anymore. Not gold, not sliver,nothing. So the whole concept of debt,shortfalls,etc is a big fat nothing to. Hey got debt? Lets just tell the computer to create 32 trillion extra and we'll clear that debt. They could do it. When you control the computer you can do anything you want. But instead they want to bicker and fight and do other things. They can send millions upon millions to Ukraine on a whim but actually paying down the debt is to hard a thing.

>>54068555
He's preparing to liquidated the whole office as we speak

Inciting a bankrun is a federal crime. Don't do this no matter how shitty your incel life is

bull bros.....how we feelin?

test

Fuck OP

>>54068478
Good
Keep my PNC bank off of that shit
Though it would be nice to have some PNC branches on the west coast...

>>54068156
So what are your plans for tomorrow anon?

https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjkJvwqZ6

>>54068610

>>54068610
lol
lmao

>>54068305
>Every George Washington face was a person

Unironically spooky

>>54068478
This is bad since everyone was hoping for auction results before Asian markets open (8pm)
This isn’t good at all

>No links

We hate OP here on /smg/

>>54068657
I got a link for you *right here*, pal.

>>54068617
FEELING SO BULLISH. OH SO BULLISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54068617
feeling fucked desu senpai

>>54068649
Ayy lmao overlords when?

>>54068455
Yes we are currently in a kangaroo market. Everyone by now should know that. Anyone that's still even bothering with the market right now are just degenerate gamblers.

>>54068610
I have nothing to lose and everything to gain

>>54068657
>muh links
Links can be found on r/wsb, now go back and stay there

tomorrow is our day reddit!

>>54068420
In normal times yes but now...

>>54068610
Kill bankers. Behead bankers. Roundhouse kick a banker into the concrete. Slam dunk a banker baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy jews. Defecate in a banker's food. Launch bankers into the sun. Stir fry bankers in a wok. Toss bankers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a banker's gas tank. Judo throw bankers into a wood chipper. Twist bankers heads off. Report bankers to the IRS. Karate chop bankers in half. Curb stomp pregnant jewish bankers. Trap bankers in quicksand. Crush bankers in the trash compactor. Liquefy bankers in a vat of acid. Eat bankers. Dissect bankers. Exterminate bankers in the gas chamber. Stomp banker skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bankers in the oven. Lobotomize bankers. Mandatory abortions for bankers. Grind banker fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bankers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bankers with a ray gun. Kick old bankers down the stairs. Feed bankers to alligators. Slice bankers with a katana

>>54068668
One day I'm a bull the next day I'm a bear.

>>54068657
>We hate OP here on /smg/
/r/smg my dude

Bros I just want to be laid off already. I work at a big 4 and don't have the time to even prepare a resignation letter. when crash pls

Bank runs are bad!
As long as I get my money out first!

Going to have a call with my female advisor this week. Going to force her to give me some dry powder for my own market fun

https://youtu.be/0h_cqTCT5g0

Fuck off samefag

>>54068660 >>54068672 >>54068702

You will never belong to /smg/

>>54068610
I invested in American companies on friday & supported the system of tyrannical capitalism. Now, I expect to be paid healthily for my efforts. Don't let me down Uncle Sam.

INFLATION how does it work?

>>54068305
>summoning Anime Girls to Day Trade

where are the links

nobody cares about your songs op

>>54068728
>>54068728
>No one wants to catch a filling knife
I guess they meant "falling", but it's not that hard. Just pinch it between your fingers

>PDT restriction again
FUCK YOU JUST LET ME TRADE WITH MY FUCKING MONEY

>>54068772
Where we're going links won't matter.

>>54068759
money in bank goes poof
print money to return money to bank
money supply remains constant
>INFLATION how does it work?

>>54068751
Fine, fine, here's your links

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2022.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2022/jewish/holidays-2022.htm

>>54068156
>>54068772
Here's some links...

https://www.barrons.com/articles/no-bailout-for-svb-heres-what-to-expect-d1a9ddc8

https://www.barrons.com/news/us-govt-rules-out-svb-bailout-wants-to-avoid-contagion-yellen-6dcb40cc

There is NO bailout from the government. OP is a fucking RETARD.

My puts... It's ogre

>>54068807
You'll never make it. You still don't understand how this computer stock market operates.

Don't care about silicon valley niggers. Nothingburger

>>54068823
imagine seeing thurs + fri last week and still buying OTM puts. better luck next time anon

>>54068759
LIQUIDITY what is dat all about?
Is it good?
Or is it wack?

how much are we dumping tmw

>>54068853
Surely the ripple effects will bring down the nation, won't they?

i just failed terribly at making Xiaolongbao i dont give a SHIT what happens tomorrow

>>54068857
This jew nigga gets.

Hello sirs

when do my bags go up

I love watching people say nothingburger over this SVB implosion. Clearly its something and clearly its affecting 90% democrats. Hopefully we get some window jumpers out of this. Cheers /smg/!
https://youtu.be/Z2YiRgGjF1Y

>>54068807
There is no need for a bailout. SIVB will be absorbed by another bank for 80 cents on the dollar and the rest of the regionals banks get easing access to FEDs discount window.

>>54068478
>The absolute chutzpah!
Ngl tomorrow is going to be funny and when CPI prolapses mumu’s anus on Tuesday morning and everyone realizes Uncle Jerome is going balls deep with no Vaseline

Havent been here in a while. What's the latest bobocope? Why hasn't the world economy collapsed?

>>54068920
>Clearly its something
The catalyst to QE and zirp

>>54068842
I dont care which way the market goes, I'm just calling you out for being a fucking moron.

>>54068803
Fucking kek

>>54068928
How do you stop Powell from raising rates? You crash the market. The absolute mad men

>bobos

>>54068928
Pure delusion. CPI is going to come in far below expectations. Anyone with half a brain can see it coming.

>>54068949
>QE with 6%+ interest rates

A government bailout (which is confirmed not happening btw) is not the same thing as QE anyways, you fucking idiot.

>>54068949
Lol, lmao even

>>54068878
How the fuck did you fail them? Even children can do those without a recipe on the first try.

>>54068949
the market drops the most when QE is announced after QT.

>>54068979
bears steak ramsey?

>>54068949
You mean hyper inflation.

Mooooom I posted the /smg/ without the links again. I am very clever and funny.

>>54068974
rates will be raised to send a signal to the idiots that just got into the market over covid. Those idiots are going long right now with leverage and are being prepped to lose it all lmao

DIVING IN, I'M REACHING FOR THE CORE OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR
I WANNA MELT AWAY ALL THESE USELESS MEMORIES INTO A BLUE ETERNITY

>>54068987
>not the same thing
No but the bailout comes first bobo

>sold all my boomer assets like stocks and levered up with BTC
This is the start of the great flippening. As banks burn, BTC will rise above as the bastion of safety.
>inb4 assmad Boomers

>>54069007
No wonder OP's family always hated OP

I worked a whopping 5 hours today. But its okay because I only work 2 days per week, totalling about 10 hours each week.

I make $1200 per month for this. I live comfortably in rural appalachia on this amount of money, I even invest most weeks.

>>54068961
Moran??? Didn't I say the fed would come to the rescue before it happened? yeah I think we all know who the MORAN is...

You are clearly upset because you are on the wrong side of the trade. AGAIN>..

>>54068982
2% is the target it doesn't matter if goyflation says it is 4%. The rape hikes will continue.

>>54069007
You must have an IQ of 18 or older to browse this site.

>>54068156
Something serious incoming

https://twitter.com/AltcoinistDAO/status/1634606089248309249?s=20

>>54068946
>being bearish means you think the world's economy will collapse soon

>>54068923
Having to borrow at ~5% from the Fed to cover deposits is not a good look. Better than being completely insolvent though.

>>54069012
There is no QE with sticky inflation.

>>54069025
We'll be under 2% by next month.

>>54068989

>>54069025
Acshully the target is 2.8% now.

>>54069034
Recession is the Bull position.

>>54069023
Are you the /smg/ger who lives in a literal shack?

>>54069038
HAHAHHAHAHAhAHhHAhHAHAHAHh


Expect it already did...

>>54069024
The Fed is NOT coming to the rescue, you delusional retard. Janet Yellen has straight up, explicitly confirmed this.

>>54068982
Check used car prices

I will pump stocks tomorrow with oil money to squeeze shorts
>Saudi prince

>>54069004
At least I'll know what it feels like to be a billionaire for a while, even if I can't withdraw my money

>>54069040
Sure thing kid.

>>54069060
Correct. I built it myself.

>>54069067
uhhhh Janet yellen doesn't work for the fed anymore.. MORAN.

>>54069047
One of the most high profile Clinton murders. Very jewish murder. Oye ve

>>54069038
>sticky
Ingaytion

>moved my money to rupees and keeping it on mumbai bank account

I am safe now it is now with the most trustworthy people on the planet

i've never been more long term bullish in my life. once this meme dip hits the bottom, i am prepared to slurp for my life

>>54069032
Holy mother of cope.

>>54069075
Show micro penis.

>>54069047
Thread theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBY-0n4esNY

GIVING IN I'M REACHING FOR THE CORE OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR
FOR I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO REST ETERNALLY

>>54068456
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hThAlY3Q2Kw&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
For me its this
>image a black and white screen. A scene where jerome looks up and then down. He then lowers a big lever on a wall while slowly closing his eyes and doing that flat smile whites do when they see black people. The climax scene(1:49 slow mo and black/white) shows a trader behind his computer screen yelling(in silence, no sound), scratching and peeling his face off absolutely choleric as he realizes whats going on without being able to do anything as his money is reduced to a single digit, (camera shows computer screen) zero(0)

>>54069072
Down 12% over the last year.

>>54069128
>once this meme dip hits the bottom, i am prepared to slurp for my life
Uh, so you mean we just need to cool off for the next rally?

>>54069040
That's not even possible.

>>54069139
How much would it cost for me to fly you over and fuck you with it?
Money and Allah are all that matter.

>>54068701
I am bearish overall, and bullish on specifics.

>>54069072
>banks are collapsing
>CPI is going up
>employment went up
Oh goy you retarded permabulls are in for a ride awakening.

>>54069098
No shit sherlock, but she does work WITH them.

>>54069163
Check since January 2023 and notice line goes up faggot

>>54069163
Buddy, you want to check Manheim Computer for that data.

https://publish.manheim.com/en/services/consulting/used-vehicle-value-index.html

>>54068657
https://www.google.com
There's the only link you need, libtard. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and look things up yourself. No more handouts.

>>54069177
>>banks are collapsing
only one, a really shitty one, and unless retards pull a massive bank run there's apparently no reason for contagion
>>CPI is going up
Not sure this print is gonna be so hot desu
>>employment went up
ok that's bearish

>>54069177
I’m a Bobo see >>54068928

>>54069181
You are out of your league. You don't know what are you dealing with. And you clearly don't understand the role of the DISCOUNT WINDOW.

>>54069172
10 million in cold hard cash and platinum bars. 50/50 and then you can poke me with your weiner.

Futures will open up blood green

>>54068790
huh so they really are doing a bailout for banks.

How boring. I wanted to see the system crash for once.

>>54069232
So you mean VIX futures will be green?

>>54069232
What are you Ganondorf

>>54069245
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>54069232
Greetings, my Vulcan fren.

>>54069126
did you bank with adani?

>>54069158
Oh hey, that's the song from The Mist. Where the guy is surrounded by killer aliens, mercykilling his family and trying to shoot himself, seconds from rescue.

Very appropriate.

>>54069110
>we came
>we saw
>he died
Unbelievable that people just let that comment slide

The bullish posters are all literal government shills doing damage control.

>>54069229
That's not eve remotely the same thing as a Bailout like what we had in 2009 (btw, bailouts were made illegal in 2010, theyre literally not happening again).

tech trannies cant catch a break

The bearish posters are all literal JPM shills trying to start runs and pick up regional banks on the cheap.

Don't know if legit but I hope its real kek

https://apnews.com/article/silicon-valley-bank-bailout-yellen-deposits-failure-94f2185742981daf337c4691bbb9ec1e

>>54069328
hahahah

>>54069351
Creating the dip is based

>futures

>>54069351
Can confim. I was just around Jamie Dimons house to see his wife & saw him posting on /smg/

Do you guys think the Elite create more and more insane situations because they are going to die of old age and their plans haven't been finished yet?
Or because they fear what will happen to them after death and are going crazy off of that fear?

>>54069392
I'm going with extreme boredom

>>54068842
>>54069229
Fucking disgusting. Stop posting these ugly chinks.
>jannies long /ES futures with max leverage

With everything going on, I can't stop thinking about the experience of dying

So... How will the imminent bankrun and collapse of the American everything will affect the price of the US$ in other currencies?
I have all my savings in our local currency, should I buy dollarydoos now, or ride it out with my patacones?

>>54069392
They just like to fuck with you. Not me or us, just you.

>>54069392
They continually seek power because otherwise they would end up on lampposts.

>>54069355
It's the AP, so as "legit" as MSM gets. But Yellen's playing word games. Bailouts in 2008 that saved shareholders aren't going to happen, but, yeah, so what? SIVB baggies are zeroed out, big deal.

The question is "bailing out" the depositors by extending FDIC insurance from $250k to infinity or whatever.

>>54069417
>the experience of dying
We call it the Mumu Experience

>>54069333
Yep. Feds just going to hold the security to maturation and provide cash. It increases balance sheet a small bit but doesnt materially hurt the fed significantly. If they run out of securities/assets to sell.. Well depositors over 250k will have to spot the difference.

>>54069232
Saya no!

>>54069428
This is the end of the fiat system.
BTC or stay poor. Those are your options.

Fuck me lads. 3 minutes until the open. I'm scared, legitimately.

>>54069417
its the only thing we can be certain of. you dont know if the market will be red or green tomorrow or if an economic crisis will unfold, but you do know you will die one day.

>>54069417
me too wtf? why is this? i cant stop thinking about how horrifying the last moment must be

>futures

>>54069333
When they do a bailout that's when you start to get real bearish...

I'm making this way to easy for all of you and should probably stop. haha

By the time you finish reading this post
>futures
will be open. And you will be dead.

/es +35 on the open

Lower.

>>54069428
I will be buying your lanklet bussies for the price of a shirt.

>>54069392
David Rockefeller went out like a fart in the wind and his progeny turned out to be a bunch of dipshits... However I do expect some tomfoolery from Klaus and the gang once they realize they’re going to die without implementing their plans. Just remember these agglts are the kids of the people who tried to control the world with the League of Nations and failed and started WW2 and finally the UN

Nothing has been put onto paper and signed off on yet. Still not bailed out. We opening red boys.

>>54069417
Based. Now take some magic mushrooms and realize that everyone and everything dies, that all things made of meat that you eat is something's child and/or something's parent. I still eat meat, but I am grateful for it and don't waste it.

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/8ClyXbLv7pA

AAAAAAHHHHH I DON'T WANNA LOOK

HOLY FUCK

>futes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF WAS THAT

>>54068610
Kek if a bank collapse cleared my mortgage and student loan debt id be so fucked bros...

Its almost like Id have no reason to keep working at my day job! Hah! How horrible!

ITS OVER SELL EVERYTHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It gapped up. Well shit.

>>54069516
The same is true for plant life

Whitoids are simply retarded and can't see the true unity of our universe

>>54069555
Not gonna happen. It's fun to pretend though.

I posted in a thread that monday would be a bloodbath and some guy named Andrew recorded a vocaroo seething about it. Are mumus gonna be ok?

we are GREEN

>>54069417
If you have an anxiety disorder you'll know what it feels like right before you die anytime you have a panic attack. I occasionally get panic attacks I'm my sleep when I dry out from alcohol. Had one 2 days ago. Was woken up to a raging panic attack. Genuinely thought I was going to die so I started playing with my penis until it went away

Futures.

>>54068605
>Lets just tell the computer to create 32 trillion extra and we'll clear that debt.
That would be antisemitic

>futures

>>54069516
I did earlier and getting vision distortion (no giddy euphoria like last time) off a smaller load having soaked it a couple hours in lime juice. Still adjusting my old hand coffee mill to properly grind the shrooms. I put my bed of cake to the earth after coming down off the high. Had a big trich bloom on the bottom of the tub.

>futures

>>54068794
Could someone eggsplain this meme to me? A shitskin retard latino from argentina that doesn't understand this level of US financial memery

>>54069371
this is a job i am qualified for, where do i apply?

Surely this won't last.

>green futures
Oh no...
ABANDON YOUR POSITIONS FLEE FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

>>54069575
No, I'm thinking more about the experience of my internal conscious mind ending. No more thoughts

Well well virgins, its veal slaughter time.

>FUTURES

Lmao the most Jewish futures ever. They’re trying to keep normies from panicking and emptying heir bank accounts tomorrow morning. They’ll be blood red after 8:30am tomorrow after all normies will be back to work

>>54069449
That's why I will still be shorting a bunch of shit despite the bullrun moon from the bank rescuing.

THE STOCK MARKET DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO

>>54069601
The comic was originally an ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms) agent shouting a question about whether a person had illegal guns. "Level 4 plates" refers to whether the ATF agent has body armor (implying he's going to get shot).

The edit is for the IRS, which was going to implement a new Treasury rule requiring everyone to report transactions above $600.

Oh, we have to wait an hour because the rest of the world can't trade this yet due to dumbass America doing the whole 1 hour forward thing

>>54069612
You have to go through training first anon.

>futures

bobos get fried on the biggest nothingburger of recent memory. futes are green, next stop 4100, chuds.

thats right chud

I think my CFDs are delayed somehow. Anyone got better ones I can look at?

>Investing.com futures are not showing up properly

Let me guess you guys all missed the fire sale again, because "this is it"

Where are you even finding futures my website isn't working except for the russel and vix for whatever reason

>past

>>54069601
https://youtube.com/shorts/uTCgBq2ibY8?feature=share
>Federal Agent yells about legality of mans actions
>Man asks Federal Agents if they are wearing level 4 plate body armour
>Federal Agents leave before they get shot

Did really think you'd get away with it bobo?

>present futures

I'm too scared to look...how good or bad are futures right now?

>futures

>>54069659
ITS GOING TO GET WORSE AHHHHHH

>>54069674
>0.2% green on a sunday
>WE'RE BACK BABY
lmao

>Russel green
My SKYT shares are safe

KNEEL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54069601
Glownigger is gonna shot

>>54069689
Looked for a second like we were going to get a 1.5% recovery on smallcaps. Now that's been halved.

>>54069669
>why are people focusing on a bank collapsing instead of focusing on the fact that women are clearly incapable of investing?
I'm really starting to regret not staying in college longer. If these are the retards heading companies, I've made a grave mistake with my life.

>>54069669
Every single one of them was some TV whore spewing opinions on individual plays like retarded nigger cattle. I don't care that they were highly paid. Nigger cattle.

>>54069717
Small caps are antisemetic

>>54069703
It's just warming up. The simple fact it didn't start gapped down 20pts tells anymore with a brain whats coming next

>>54068156

BONDS MOONING

It's over

>futures

>>54069655

>>54069665
no, im ready right now

Just so we understand each other correctly. The authorities are cleaning up all the garbage from SIVB this weekend and you expect the markets to sell it off?

>>54069694
>>54069688
>>54069666
>>54069633
>>54069597
>>54069595
>>54069580
Post link you fucking faggots.

>>54069671
same here

>>54069671
check again, works now

>>54069689
How many indicators of a deadly recession have we seen through the last 5 years? Dozens.
Yet, nothing ever happens. The FED will just print more money.

My good fellows, what should I purchase within the next few days as the markets collapse? Tobacco stocks? PMs? I was thinking about withdrawing cash but realised this afternoon that everything is about to go on sale

>futures

>>54068692
TND

>futures

>>54069671
The real-time ones aren't really futures they're showing you the cash index from capital.com

>futures

>>54069753
>>54069753
>>54069753
>>54069753
>>54069753

I PRE BAKED FOR THIS GLORIOUS REVERSAL

>>54069671
Thought it was just me. My guess is daylight gayvings fuckery

>futures

>>54069756
Sorry, Fed regulations mean that only the OP has a supply of links right now.

>>54069740
lol based

it's a bear's world. you just happen to live in it, bobos

>>54069756
>can't use investing.com

>>54069767
Way too early bake

>>54069667
Check the tape mumu

>make mistake of turning on TV while eating dinner
>ghost busters afterlife
>a single mom and her two kids
>main protagonists are the two kids (Jewish of course, one is trans)
>everything was fine in town until the oil companies came and now we have earthquakes

Buy BOIL

>>54069670
/ES 1 minute chart live Pacific Time

>>54069694

Is anything actually gonna happen?

Don't get all bent over "how much money you've got" Be honest; if the economy and stock market really got into a shat spiral then money would be the least of your worries. On the plus side if the world was ending might as well toss your morals out the window and you know uh put your cock to as much use as possible in the time you got left.

>>54068982
Oh yeah, because everything is so much cheaper suddenly, and out of the blue.

AHHHHHH THEYRE BUYING ALL THE BONDS

>Russell dumps the hardest
>Tard pumps in futures
Lol

>>54069040
2 more weeks

>>54069665
>he wasn't born with the natural instinct

>>54069753
>>54069753
>>54069753
This is a bull market general, remember that

>>54069740
Plot twist; the seal is the secret billionaire owner of that resort

>>54069810
>Don't get all bent over "how much money you've got"
that's because you don't have a lot

>MFW WHEN EVERYONE SHORTED THE HOLE OF A NOTHINGBURGER BEFORE FRIDAY CLOSE
I rarely use the word squeeze, but tomorrow will be a squeeze to remember.

>>54069801
Why is ES green but the S&P CFD red? I am very confused now, have my futes been wrong this whole time?

>>54069821
That's bad right?

>>54069669
Lmao that’s just the bitches from The Fast Money Halftime report on CNBC with Scott Wapner investment committee where they shill stocks they want retail to buy... Shannon Saccocia was the CIO of SVB although

>futes

>>54069777
Another 777, another rare pepe for you my fren.

10-Year Treasure Note Futures absolutely going bananas to the upside.

>>54069756
I'll be nice.
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

We're fine chuds

>>54069753
>>54069753
>>54069753
>>54069753
>>54069753

>>54069799
We need more gaa

>>54069879
Timezone change in US may be fucking with it. We jumped ahead an hour.

>>54069903
Thanks bro, this actually works now.

>>54069392
The elite are unironically following Satan's orders and he craves nothing more than pain, suffering and death

>>54069417
Instead of
>What is it like to go to sleep and never wake up?
ask
>What is it like to wake up having never gone to sleep?
You know what the second one is like because you experienced it when you were born.
After you're dead, the only possible experience is the same experience as being born.
Death is not the end of consciousness, but a particular set of memories, an "I" sensation.
The thing about "I" is that you can only experience it one at a time.
Wherever there are "I"s in the Universe, there is consciousness, and they're all you.
This is why when you show compassion and empathy to other living things, you're really doing it to yourself.
http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FELdBsixGg

>>54068156
makes no sense. all jerome needs is for a few banks to fail, and the money supply instantly contracts. they don't even need to be big ones, just nodes in the fractional reserve web.
he can step in later, once his inflation problem is instantly solved.
simple as.

>>54069879
CFD generally follows SPX index. Futures can be +/- that, depends on the future contract in question they have different levels due to expiration & the current interest levels.

>>54069655
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>>54069743
Nice, thanks frens.

>>54069797
it's only getting greener

>>54068692
Common sense banker control.

>>54069740
>get the FUCK outta my lounge chair, chud

>>54069231
Pfffff I'll do it for 500k and a bottle of Balvenie
>>54069172

Can some one teach me how to understand futures?

>>54070542
>futures

>>54069075
Can oil go to 300 now

>>54068156
Nobody uses the discount window.

it's the kiss of death to be known to have used it. nobody will ever do business with you again.

>>54070542
a contract to buy or sell something at a future date at a certain price.

the contract itself can be bought or sold

>he bought puts after a huge selloff