/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54066188]

Its over anons. Went to Wells Fargo today to close my account. I had over eleven thousand bucks in the account. They refused to give me my money. I ended up making a scene telling them to give me my damn money. They called security and had me escorted out of the mall. Tomorrow is Sunday so the local WF are all closed.

I'm going from one WF to another on Monday to get my money out. I hope it isn't too late. Just a heads up if you have a Wells Fargo account you better start working to get your money out before its too late.

[Anonymous No.54066227]

This is pasta, but honestly some of the best in a while.

[Anonymous No.54066254]

>>54066188
>They refused to give me my mone
Unreal that banks can do this. Why do we still believe in this scam again?

[Anonymous No.54066364]

>>54066254
Sorry bro

[Anonymous No.54066746]

>Sunday

[Anonymous No.54066762]

>>54066188
I'm amazed this board is so hung up on the Silicon Valley Bank they are completely oblivious as to what is going on with Wells Fargo. This week will be so fun.

[Anonymous No.54066771]

>>54066746
Posted yesterday, my illiterate nigger.

[Anonymous No.54066781]

>>54066188
Record yourself next time

[Anonymous No.54066798]

>>54066188
RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!!! I WENT TO EVERY BANK IN TOWN TODAY AND ALL OF THEM ARE CLOSED WTF IS GOING ON??????

[Anonymous No.54066812]

>>54066188
>went to bank on sunday

[Anonymous No.54066844]

>>54066254
Not to be like that but I’ve seen this exact scene play out in real life in an office of the biggest bank in Sweden
They straight refused to pay out something measly like 10k in usd value.
Imagine when a decent fraction of the population decides to white raw something similar at the same time (have to be physically present in an office branch)

[Anonymous No.54066851]

>>54066254
Because big bad scary drug dealers are the only people imaginable who would have large sums of money and need to withdraw cash quickly. So the peasants aren't allowed to have their money, only the illusion of money.

You can hate the system, or you can work it. Bank with a real bank or be your own bank. Coinbase and Kraken are convenient enough to use as a cash withdrawal service, so you only need to keep an account active to receive cashouts from a CEX. For lesser amounts localmonero is good enough.

[Anonymous No.54068678]

>>54066188
Its over anons. Went to McDonalds today to order a McChicken. I had over eleven thousand McChickens in that restaurant. But they refused to give me my free McChicken sauce packets. I ended up making a scene telling them to give me my damn sauce packets. They called security and had me escorted out of the restaurant. Tomorrow Sunday is Mayor McCheese's birthday so the local McD are all closed.

I'm going from one McD to another on Monday to get my sauce packets. I hope it isn't too late. Just a heads up if you head to McDonalds you better start working to get your free sauce packets before its too late.

[Anonymous No.54068695]

>>54066188
>2 hours ago
>Tomorrow is Sunday
today is sunday, idiot.

[Anonymous No.54068753]

>>54068678
Really? They always give me three for free

[Anonymous No.54068795]

>>54066771
It's posted 2 hours ago, the fuck jedi shit is this

[Anonymous No.54068899]

>>54066851
This guy gets it
Get a metamask and use a DEX only as entry/exit. This is simple and safer than depending on banks. As you learn more youll discover things like mixers and Craigslist tier markets for crypto

The first step starts with you

[Anonymous No.54068954]

>escorted out of the mall
Never understood that bit

[Anonymous No.54068980]

>>54068695
It took way too long for someone to notice this detail.

[Anonymous No.54069210]

>>54066188
We so fucked hahah. Am glad I made good bucks in KAS thanks to Altcoinist at least I'll live for another week