And there it is.

[Anonymous No.54065889]

Thanks for playing, dumbfuck burgers.

You WILL bailout the California Silicon Valley techflakes.
You WILL pay via your taxes and/or inflation.

And you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.54065931]

>>54065889
The money is already there, it's already been circulated. The inflation already occurred. What a bailout does is prevent the money from disappearing overnight.

[Anonymous No.54065938]

>>54065889
not going to happen. the GOP controlled house will make sure not a single dollar goes out

[Anonymous No.54065942]

>>54065889
Thank you
I’m hoping for money printing again so my crypto bags can moon

[Anonymous No.54065967]

>>54065938
>the GOP controlled house will make sure not a single dollar goes out
lol

[Anonymous No.54066051]

>>54065938
I vote strait ticket red usually and this still made me tardlol

[Anonymous No.54066075]

>>54065931
Wrong. Well, half-wrong.

The inflation DID already occur. And THEN it got wiped out due to retard bankers making long-dated UST bets and other shenanigans. The money went from the bank to short sellers, CDS holders, all the other creditors on the other side of the trades.

Bailing that out does not bring it back to status quo, it just adds TWICE the inflation.

[Anonymous No.54066107]

>>54065889
Could see this from a mile away, when yellen said no bailouts that confirmed the bailout would happen. They will start cutting rates at fomc next week because of this too. The bottom is in , thanks for playing bobo tards

[Anonymous No.54066122]

>>54065889
i hate techies and want them to lose all their money! they are too big for their britches, and we are just bailing them out like we did the financial dweebs in 2008, who were also and still are too big for their britches

[Anonymous No.54066125]

>>54066075
That is true. The problem lies in the past (inflation that already occurred), and also in the future (they'll create more money based on the bailout money they get). But you need to solve both at the same time: fixing the consequences from the past and changing the trajectory in the future.

[Anonyɱous No.54066131]

>>54065889
the pic they used says it all. they are trying to suck jpow into this vortex.

[Anonymous No.54066145]

>>54066107
deluded baggie nigger lol

[Anonymous No.54066162]

>>54065938
The GOP voted for the bank bailouts in 2007 before Obama was inaugurated. The democrats wanted heavy new regulations to prevent this scenario from ever happening again, but they got shot down. GOP is more pro billionaire than the troon lovers somehow

[Anonymous No.54066176]

>>54066107
You’re a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.54066187]

reminder that anti-semitism is a sign of being low-IQ

[Anonymous No.54066201]

These tech golems are just as bad as the bankers in 07.

[Anonymous No.54066204]

>seriously considering
they should be serious when considering everything they consider. that's what they GET PAID TO DO.

[Anonymous No.54066230]

>>54066107
This must be bait

If they bail the bank out, increased rates and we kick the can even further

If nature is allowes to occur, the bank fails and a chance of a smaller increase of rates

[Anonymous No.54066234]

>>54066162
regulations are the solution, the solution is to let banks like this fail, and let the people responsible pay the consequences

[Anonymous No.54066252]

>>54066107
Nah they won't "cut rates" they leave the number high maybe even raise it for purely psychological reasons. Reverse repo will be cut off instead along with indefinite repo operations and the Special Purposes Vehicles will probably make a return as well. These are stupid times it really wouldn't surprise me if they have the chutzpah to keep fed funds number up while rates head back to zero as liquidity is forced back into the debt market from reverse repo.

[Anonymous No.54066255]

>>54066234
regulations are not the solution, i mean. goddamnit leaving this thread and never coming back fuck you guys

[Anonymous No.54066260]

>>54065889
It's only right.
Do you know how many niggers and roasties have start ups? We CANNOT let those go bankrupt. Here in America, we love our niggers

[Anonymous No.54066268]

They just want to implement CBDCs cmon now guys

[Anonymous No.54066269]

>>54065889
post a link you lazy dick sucking OP

[Anonymous No.54066275]

>>54065938
lol

[Anonymous No.54066300]

>>54065889
SO... SVB disobeyed the 'NO BEGGING' pinned post on /biz/?

[Anonymous No.54066334]

>>54065889
Yes.
Yes!
YEEEEEES!!!

I'm literally crying right now from joy. This is what they should have announced from the very start. It's the obligation of every taxpayer after all. Really you should be thanking US for pushing the country forward in terms of diversity and inclusion.

[Anonymous No.54066336]

>>54066145
>>54066176
>>54066230
>>54066252
You missed the bottom and that's okay. I will love seeing you cope even harder when the market gaps up on open tomorrow.

You do realize if this wasn't a nothingburger, then the markets would have actually reached on Friday when it all started happening, instead of going sideways. Again, anyone with a brain could see this from a mile away.

[Anonymous No.54066352]

>>54066269
Just google it you stupid nigger
https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2023/03/12/silicon-valley-bank-deposits

[Anonymous No.54066435]

>>54066336
I hope it does gap up tomorrow. I took my profits on Friday and want a good reentry.

[Anonymous No.54066463]

>>54066075
Which is why Yellen does not want to bail out because they literally cannot afford to less they cause even more inflation that the Feds are trying to lower.

[Anonymous No.54066478]

>>54065938
Its one big club and you ain't in it.

[Anonymous No.54066501]

>>54065889
> *sends trillions to Ukraine*
> Ok.
> *forgives student loans*
> It's a small price to pay.
> *sends stimulus checks to niggers*
> No problem!
> *gives hard working taxpaying Americans access to their bank deposits*
> AAAARRRGHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!!! NO BAILOUTS! THAT'S SOCIALISM! OCCUPY SILICON VALLEY NOW!!

Why are rightoids like this?

[Anonymous No.54066514]

>>54066478
based

[Anonymous No.54066541]

>>54066501
Those first three all sound like leftoid things though, what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.54066692]

>>54066501
look I'm just not going to bail out an DEI bank ahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.54066737]

>>54066692
Jesus christ, why do they all have to be like this

[Anonymous No.54066763]

>>54066737
Because it's a corporate/political religion

[Anonymous No.54066823]

>>54065938
God I wish.
If they don’t I might as well just vote lobert next year because fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.54066880]

>>54066692
I don't understand what
>67% of the workforce is diverse
>50% of senior leaders are diverse
>60% of board members are diverse
means.

Wouldn't the workforce as a WHOLE be diverse or not, based on some statistical t-test of workers' gender/races and the overall population metrics?

Are they just using the word "diverse" to mean "is a nigress" or something

[Anonymous No.54066892]

>>54065938
>the GOP controlled house will make sure not a single dollar goes out
after 2008, the banks no longer need approval from congress to be bailed out...
you think they would risk letting a bunch of plebs get between them and your money again?
kek

[Anonymous No.54066929]

>>54066880
We ain't got cho money, we callin the po lice

These racist ass crackers don't even know about wakanda we wuz

[Anonymous No.54066941]

>>54065938
lol

[Anonymous No.54066946]

[Anonymous No.54066971]

>>54066880
Diverse = Not White

[Anonymous No.54066992]

>>54065889
I don't care I'm not even american lmao, just don't fuck the rest of the world over for not keeping your trannies and faggots in check.

[Anonymous No.54067026]

>>54066880
67% of the workforce is not white. and thats a good thing!

[Anonymous No.54067027]

>>54066992
I mean, good on you.

But you know as well as I do that if shit goes down here, it's going down even harder in yuropoorland.

[Anonymous No.54067029]

>>54065938

Who let the retard use a computer

[Anonymous No.54067202]

>>54065889
There`s something wrong in the red line, she doesn`t look evil but i`m sure the rest are bad
They want to disappear debt so there has to be something there

[Anonymous No.54067248]

>>54065889
So what are your plans for tomorrow anon?

https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjkJvwqZ6

[Anonymous No.54067320]

>>54065889
taxfunded bail-out of the big bois
bail-ins for the cattle

[Anonymous No.54067387]

>>54067320
You think The United States of America would ever actually do bail-ins? Seriously?

We're not fucking Greece or some shit.

[Anonymous No.54067413]

>>54066501
>> *gives hard working taxpaying Americans access to their bank deposits*
If you had 250k or less in the bank they're covering you. It's uninsured deposits by vaporware jewish 'startups' used to fund Netanyahu lmao

[Anonymous No.54067419]

>>54066946
>we ain't gotcha money cracka, go home

[Anonymous No.54067501]

>>54066234
>>54066255
Of course regulations are the solution. these people literally cant stop gambling. And then they hold everyone hostage when it goes wrong.
Letting the bankruns commence would be just as devastating.

[Anonymous No.54067548]

>>54065938
>fiatcel still trusts the plan

[Anonymous No.54067563]

>>54066501
> *sends trillions to Ukraine*
I mean why wouldnt the US want to fuck over one of the worlds super powers that happens to also be one of their biggest geopolitical rivals? This isnt even comparable
> *forgives student loans*
This is more comparable. Yet they havent even done this yet and are still debating it. The funniest thing here is seeing the same people crying about how student loan forgiveness is "LE BAD" quickly turning around and talking about why banks actually should be bailed out. Socialism for me not for thee
> *sends stimulus checks to niggers*
What?
> *gives hard working taxpaying Americans access to their bank deposits*
If you actually think this is how it plays out i have a bridge to sell you

[Anonymous No.54067606]

>>54066107
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.54067640]

>>54065889
Lol, we won't pay SHIT. We don't have anything. You'll just have to print more money. And then we'll come and hang you for it.

[Anonymous No.54067661]

>>54065889
OK but how many banks can they bailout before the government runs out of money because of the debt ceiling?

[Anonymous No.54067797]

I don’t get it, where the fuck are the Feds going to find $175 BILLION? This doesn’t pass the smell test.

[Anonymous No.54067800]

>>54067640
>Lol, we won't pay SHIT.
Wrong lol. You will pay. With taxes or with inflation.
>We don't have anything.
Of course you do. You have (some semblance of) purchasing power with your USD. We will erode it. Thank you for your service.
That's a nice looking house you got there. Shame if it were seized in court.
>You'll just have to print more money.
Yes.
>And then we'll come and hang you for it.
No, you won't. This is all done in the name of social welfare. It's for your own good. And to ensure it, we will strengthen the police state. This is what the American public has voted for. If you don't like it, we will raid your house, take away your illegal firearms, and place you in jail.

Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.54067828]

>>54065889
>And you WILL be happy.
They privatize the gains and socialise the losses onto the tax payers.

Why are you still using their fiat shit coin known as the USD.
The USD is how they keep stealing from you.
You listen to these bull shit artist talk about lowering inflation when they are going to print billions to bail out a bank that stole your money.

[Anonymous No.54067830]

>Breaking news
>seriously considering
I.E.: Not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.54067832]

>>54065889
Meanwhile plebbit and normie media are doing their best to gaslight rn iTs NoT abAiLoUt

[Anonymous No.54067921]

>>54066336
>biggest economic collapse of our lifetime
>market's gonna go up
You're genuinely dumb, not in a haha retard kind of way. Go to Twitter or something, I don't even want to see your posts.

[Anonymous No.54067952]

How do you bail out a bank whose charter has already been revoked?

[Anonymous No.54067973]

>>54067952
>thinks anyone will follow rules when the fate of the entire world rests on breaking them
jej

[Anonymous No.54068016]

>>54066125
>change the trajectory
Agreed. Buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.54068048]

>>54065938
Lolololol you probably thought trump was a "humble billionaire" hahah

[Anonymous No.54068089]

It's time to revolt I'm not kidding.
This is the ONLY TIME IN HISTORY where we can ultimately kill this system
MEN WHEN MONEY STOP WHAT YOUR FUCKING DOING THERE IS NO MAKING IT IF WE ALL DIE TO THESE FUCKERS.
HELP YOUR FELLOW MAN THEY WILL GUARD YOUR LIFE IN THE UPCOMING DAYS.
God damn three years I've been pounding this into you guys 2021 I told you Yellen was the enemy and would destroy crypto and the economy.
While you all sat with your fucking hands up your ass screaming WGMI
while they plotted to destroy all of us.

[Anonymous No.54068094]

I work for a tech startup that had their money at svb so I hope someone buys the bank at auction today or the deposits get bailed out so I keep my job

[Anonymous No.54068096]

>>54065889
They'll be bailed out. US govt will just blame poor people. Some movie will get made about this.

Maybe they'll find a scapegoat or two and blame them while putting them in club fed for a few years.

Everything will be fine but your pay check will be worthless, mortgage rates will be higher (Better off on fixed if you got something during covid times) and you're basically fucked if you have no job since no one will be hiring for a while. Also more lean ship staffing, if you're usless to operations or don't bring play office politics, it's ogre.

We've all see this song and dance before.

[Anonymous No.54068111]

>>54066692
Vanguard made a smart move getting out of this bullshit. ESG will not live to see 2030.

[Anonymous No.54068127]

>>54065889
>they discussed bailout this weekend
>Yellen says this morning no bailout
>there will be no bailout

[Anonymous No.54068131]

>>54065889
You know, I wouldn't even have a problem bailing out banks if they ever had it in their hearts to bail out people foreclosing on their homes or small-medium sized businesses that benefit their communities more than the monetary value they're able to collect.

[Anonymous No.54068136]

>>54068096
Why dont we just hang bankers and politicians haha imagine if we kept doing that until things change for the better idk just an idea haha

[Anonymous No.54068212]

>>54068136
Not likely. Violence has been enforced in SA against bankers and all it did was get Race politics involved while improving security contract jobs.

It might sound romantic, saving the world through violence. But the advancement of the security industry will always beat the efforts of the poor.

Just live with the fact the US will become even more 3rd world. Heavier traffic, peddling on the street for basic food, prostitution of children, drug usage rampant, basically shit you'd see in the Phillipines.

[Anonymous No.54068247]

>>54068212
Yeah my area is basicallly third world at this point, beggars on the streets, dope heads passing out and getting emergency vehicles to bring them back to life.

trash everywhere, dogs roaming around wildly i can't even let my cats out anymore.
This whole system is fucked and the sad part is the rich and wealthy are gonna take advantage of this while people like myself fall further into the hole.

It's just fucking pathetic and ridiculous at this point.,

[Anonymous No.54068271]

>>54068247
Godspeed, but why are you black?

[Anonymous No.54068286]

>>54068096
This Copium is delicious.

[Anonymous No.54068298]

>>54066501
>> *gives hard working taxpaying Americans access to their bank deposits*

If you give the bank the power to gamble with your money you deserve to suffer the outcome. You fucking nigger, why did I have to tell you this?! Can't you think for yourself?!

[Anonymous No.54068301]

>>54065889
>You WILL pay via your taxes and/or inflation.

[Anonymous No.54068329]

>>54068247
https://worldaffairs.blog/2023/02/23/american-empire-is-collapsing-in-real-time/

read

[Anonymous No.54068339]

>>54068212
Ok, but that’s essentially where we’re at in burgerland anyway.

[Anonymous No.54068344]

>>54066234
>regulations are the solution
yup

[Anonymous No.54068367]

>>54068329
>.blog domain

[Anonymous No.54068374]

>>54068212
i just want to kill some people lol

[Anonymous No.54068389]

>>54067921
A no-name regional bank from California that deals in shit tier venture capitalism going tits up does not equate to "the biggest economic collapse of our lifetime" lmfao you faggots are desperate.

[Anonymous No.54068428]

>>54068389
>no-name regional bank
200 multinational companies are already confirmed to be unable to pay their workers this month because of this LOL

and many more companies are coming out every hour saying this.

Theres gonna be tens of thousands of people unable to pay for food, rent, utility all around the globe.

Oh and guess what other corporations are hedged in SVB? OTHER BANKS.

Gee. A bank collapse that causes other banks to collapse. Where have we seen that before? loooool

[Anonymous No.54068435]

>>54068389
Literally the 2nd largest collapse in history. And it happened faster than Lehman.

[Anonymous No.54068445]

>>54067921
nigger the point of the fed is to make sure this shit doesnt happen. Thats their job, they employ people to work 24/7 to make sure this happens. you are the retard

[Anonymous No.54068472]

>>54068445
Perhaps you, as a dimwit, are unaware that the CEO of SVB sat on the federal reserve branch board. You naive twat.

[Anonymous No.54068477]

>>54068389
>no-name
yeah
nah

[Anonymous No.54068485]

>>54068428
Oh wow a bunch of shit tier companies that no one asked for and who purely exist because of speculative bullshit venture capitalism did business with an obviously shit tier regional bank in California. It all just reeks of high level financial fraud tomfoolery, these businesses deserve to fail if they're freaking out about their expenses within 48 hours of a bank closing. You must be fucking 15.

[Anonymous No.54068509]

>>54068477
>>54068435
Literally no one cared about this dumb fucking bank before Friday morning, and no one is going to care about it again in a week. You doomer faggots need to fuck off back to /pol/.

[Anonymous No.54068514]

>>54068472
ok and, what does that have to do with SVB getting bailed out. You doomer retards are the fucking worst.
t.used to be a doomer

[Anonymous No.54068522]

>>54068485
yes bro a 200 billion hole and tens of thousands of suddenly unemployed people is nothing bro, nothing to see here at all.

You americans are so retarded.

[Anonymous No.54068528]

>>54068389
Desperation is not being able to eat or drink, not having shelter, not being able to bathe, and not having paper to wipe your ass with.

[Anonymous No.54068538]

>>54068485
>these businesses deserve to fail if they're freaking out about their expenses within 48 hours of a bank closing. You must be fucking 15.

[Anonymous No.54068545]

>>54068509
>You doomer faggots
they are probably young and havent seen enough of clown world to just go with it. ive been waiting for it to happen since busch jr, it never does ever. Not in burger land

[Anonymous No.54068581]

>>54068522
its not going to happen you euro trash scum. the world ends when you die, not because of some kikes making the wrong gamble

[Anonymous No.54068585]

>>54068509
Literally nobody knew what "New Century" was in 2007.
Vast majority of people did not know the names "Bear Stearns" or "Lehman Brothers" in 2008.

Suddenly overnight (or over the weekend), they were household names. That's how this goes.

[Anonymous No.54068586]

>>54065889
No bailout for SVB, not from the government at least...

https://www.barrons.com/news/us-govt-rules-out-svb-bailout-wants-to-avoid-contagion-yellen-6dcb40cc

https://www.barrons.com/articles/no-bailout-for-svb-heres-what-to-expect-d1a9ddc8

As of 3 hours ago...

[Anonymous No.54068587]

>>54068509
why should the average joe care about this bank? its not made for people like you

[Anonymous No.54068604]

>>54068522
Lol not even American and somehow an expert on how garbage regional banks from California are going to crash the US economy. Lmfao even. Also they aren't fucking unemployed yet you dumb doomer faggot.

>>54068545
They will eventually realize that the system is literally designed not to do what they're slobbering for it to do. The people in charge want to stay in charge, and a mere side effect of that is the economy never actually imploding, because that would mean they aren't in power anymore.

[Anonymous No.54068621]

>>54068586
Because they cant SVB already doesnt exist. They already had their charter revoked. You cant bail out a bank that is no longer a bank

[Anonymous No.54068631]

>>54068581
if it doesnt happen its because you paid for it

so thanks lol

[Anonymous No.54068638]

>>54068522
What’s funny (or not, depending on how you look at it) is that’s roughly what we sent to Zelensky. The Fed definitely shouldn’t bail SVB out, but it’s pretty fucked that they’ve been dumping said billions into that utility-less shitcoin called Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.54068679]

>>54068638
u sent 75 billion dont cap

[Anonymous No.54068699]

>>54066929
Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.54068703]

>>54068587
The money crisis has caused inflation to make prices skyrocket across all sectors. Now add a major bank like SVB failing, which will snowball into other banks that are leveraged with them. Some of them are getting bailed out with your money and that’s a fact. Maybe not SVB, but others will. How do you recoup that money? Higher taxes on you, goy.

[Anonymous No.54068735]

>>54068679
That’s still almost half of 200 billion. It’s not an insignificant number

[Anonymous No.54068763]

>>54068586
>No bailout for SVB
>Protects deposits
Neat, but I wonder how outstanding loans owed to SVB will pan out. If you had a mortgage with them, is it sold off the secondary market and picked up by a new firm that you owe your payment to?

[Anonymous No.54068805]

>>54065931
What do you think will happen with the bailout money? They'll gamble it into the circulation again the next day.

[Anonymous No.54068809]

>>54068048
Anyone who hates Trump is a traitor.

All of you fake Democrat faggots, you are not Leftists. Real Leftists will punish you for being a bunch of neoliberal fascists. Its not enough for Russia to crush NATO, the Western world must be punished for their crimes. Leftists always win. Democrats don't.

[Anonymous No.54068815]

But what about Oprah? Please tell me she'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.54068858]

>>54068212
Thats because it wasn't done using Leftists Revolutionary violent force. Leftists liberated and saved Russia, China and Korea.

Everything in the past 20 years was to ensure that the white working class never gets anywhere close to the Leftists Revolutionary force, as shit like the West Virginia union violene scares them so much, that they require Democrats and Progs to dupe them to ensure they see Leftism as an enemy, even though Trump haters aren't Leftists and simply shill for fag and black supremacy.

[Anonymous No.54068870]

>>54065938
>plan: trusted

[Anonymous No.54068900]

>>54065889
Wagie, wagie! I hope you have used this Sunday wisely to rest from the cagie.
Wagie, remember to go to bed early today. Tomorrow you'll have to work extra hard, all these bank bailouts are not going to pay themselves!

[Anonymous No.54068955]

>>54068900
I worked a whopping 5 hours today. But its okay because I only work 2 days per week, totalling about 10 hours each week.

I make $1200 per month for this. I live comfortably in rural appalachia on this amount of money, I even invest most weeks.

[Anonymous No.54068958]

>>54066107
He's not gonna stop until your home's equity is -50%. Whether that's in nominal terms or real terms is up to the market, but he's been pretty clear for a year that this is what he wants

[Anonymous No.54068975]

>>54068631
whats it like having my left overs lmao? must be awesome being a eurocuck

[Anonymous No.54069154]

>>54068638
Why do peiple keep making this comparison? There is no comparison to be made. Obviously the US trying its hardest to fuck over one of the top 3 super powers and a geopolitical rival is worth a whole lot more to the govt than some bank failing.

[Anonymous No.54069225]

>>54068900
unbothered. moisturized. in my lane.

[Anonymous No.54069270]

>>54065938
lol no they'll send another trillion to Ukraine and bail out all the banks

[Anonymous No.54069291]

>>54067387
Chud face

[Anonymous No.54069340]

>>54066107
This

[Anonymous No.54069389]

>>54069225
I'd give him a tip. This is what tips are for. Someone like this deserves a living wage. The fag at subway gets nothing.

[Anonymous No.54069491]

>>54069154
That points to just how big of a problem it really is. At some point, you don’t think it may go hot (for us) by putting our own troops out there in full force? It’s not going to be the economic boom it was in WW2. And Russia isn’t some Islamic shithole either. There’s a reason Putin has dragged that out as long as he has. He’s watching us, and the rest of NATO, overextend ourselves financially while he’s realistically only deploying a portion of what’s at his disposal. There’s nothing keeping him from glassing Ukraine this very moment.

[Anonymous No.54069526]

>>54065938
Is this nigga serious!?

[Anonymous No.54069549]

>What do you mean, we won't make payroll?

[Anonymous No.54069620]

>>54065938
How naive

[Anonymous No.54069639]

>>54066692
>Women are diverse
>Women are 51% men 49%

[Anonymous No.54069857]

>>54069639
But they're oppressed

[Anonymous No.54069971]

>>54069857
>all those cones touched his fat greasy hands

[Anonymous No.54070192]

>>54066946
>Lyft executive Dor Levi
That's an odd name. What ethnicity is that?

[Anonymous No.54070254]

>>54065938
Gr8b8m8. Two more weeks!

[Anonymous No.54070259]

>>54070192

Juice

[Anonymous No.54070354]

>>54066352
No
OP posts the link.
Thems the rules.

[Anonymous No.54070418]

>>54069491
Anon be serious. You cant seriously think Russia (or even China) could stand up to the full might of the US military. Much less NATO. That money we spend on the military goes somewhere. And yes the fact that they wouldn't be some islamic shit hole fighting out of caves is exactly why Russia would get its shit kicked in. It would be traditional warfare. Also ill remind you Russia has lost more troops in Ukraine than the US lost in Iraq and Afghanistan combined.

[Anonymous No.54070572]

>>54070418
>That money we spend on the military goes somewhere.

[Anonymous No.54070622]

>>54070418
>full might of the US military
>much less NATO

[Anonymous No.54070654]

>>54070192
Fuck she is hot. I never wanted to fuck a clown before but......

[Anonymous No.54070767]

>>54066334
maybe instead of putting all of their effort into scheduling daily fag and drag shows they should have hired competent men to run an ALM team. just a thought

[Anonymous No.54070789]

>>54068089
you are already revolting

[Anonymous No.54070805]

YOU WILL GET LIQUIDATED AS BITCOIN REACHES 22K YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK IDIOT BEARS
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.54070850]

>>54070622

[Anonymous No.54070915]

>>54065889
So the real question is, how many more times do you guys think the FED can get away with coving for peoples fuck ups?

[Anonymous No.54070940]

>>54070915
For as long as they can finance their debts i assume

[Anonymous No.54071027]

>>54066692
By diverse they just mean "not a straight white male" right?
What a disgusting mindset to have.

[Anonymous No.54071234]

BAILOUT CONFIRMED

>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230312a.htm

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230312a.htm

>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230312a.htm

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230312a.htm

>https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230312a.htm

[Anonymous No.54071271]

>>54065938
Anon is still living in 2016...

[Anonymous No.54071387]

>>54070622
So you are delusional

[Anonymous No.54071431]

>>54065889
>>54066107
>>54067640
>>54067661
>>54067952
Don't worry about it
The Jewish people are good stewards of the banking system and have always had the best interests of the America people at heart.

[Anonymous No.54071686]

>>54066162
>He believes there's two teams

[Anonymous No.54071816]

>>54068428
not my problem

[Anonymous No.54071860]

>>54065938
lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.54071870]

>>54068127

It's not a bailout because we arent calling it a bailout

get it?

[Anonymous No.54071932]

>>54071870
This

They'll call it a "special purpose vehicle" or "long duration distressed entity lending desk" or something like that

But it will be the same

[Anonymous No.54071937]

>>54065938
LOL

moron

[Anonymous No.54072159]

>>54066692
>67% diverse
how does that work?

[Anonymous No.54072179]

>>54072159
They mean 67% shitskin.

[Anonymous No.54072209]

>>54069491
>There’s nothing keeping him from glassing Ukraine
Yeah, except the prospect of nuclear annihilation and certain death. Russians are corrupt, not retarded.

[Anonymous No.54072282]

>>54071027
>By diverse they just mean "not a straight white male" right?
Wait til you find you who "they" are.

[Anonymous No.54072343]

>>54068509

[Anonymous No.54072373]

>>54072282
shh

[Anonymous No.54072394]

>>54069225
I want buttery popcorn now

[Anonymous No.54072432]

>>54065889
Wait a minute is this true?

Another bank just today? The 3rd largest bust in history? In the span of a few days?

[Anonymous No.54072453]

Is the money printer back on or not? Bailing the bank out and the fed pivot are two different things surely

[Anonymous No.54072468]

>>54066880
>turn off cameras
>slam nigger on ground
>>Oh no she slipped on all that goyslop oh no

[Anonymous No.54072469]

Now that FED has has essentially pivoted and free money is back on the table, how bad will inflation get?

[Anonymous No.54072560]

>>54072469
for some reason I think this is not what is going to happen
if that post is accurate bond yields are going to plumment back to near zero and inflation will soar to double digits or higher

[Anonymous No.54072608]

>>54072560
market is already expecting a pivot soon.

[Anonymous No.54072618]

>>54071431
This. We can trust them, they are humans turned up to 11

[Anonymous No.54072626]

>>54072608
the market has been high on pivot copium for 15 months

[Anonymous No.54072673]

>>54072626
and they were right. FED has pussied out and it's not even Monday yet.

[Anonymous No.54072695]

>>54072673
watch the fed hike next week
call me when they start doing PPT and actually cut rates retard

[Anonymous No.54072714]

>>54065889
>You WILL pay via your taxes and/or inflation.
Bullish. Fractional reserve benefits asset holders the most.

[Anonymous No.54072729]

>>54072618
I'm going to turn them up to 1800° Fahrenheit

[Anonymous No.54072734]

>>54065942
>>54065942

Same. If the FED's options are to let the house of cards fall or wreck the masses with rampant inflation which one do people really think they will ultimately do.

Based Powell is gonna restart the money machine

[Anonymous No.54072899]

>>54067027
>>54067563
I’m glad you specified that you meant what you were saying. Otherwise I would’ve been confused if you really meant it!!

[Anonymous No.54072950]

>>54069389
>>54069389

I remember half of the comments on this video were homos making fun of this dude when it first dropped but he actually is above 100 IQ and knew to spread the butter in layers on the popcorn.

He's also finding ways to have fun at work considering he's has to make money somehow. Find ways to enjoy what you do even if its popcorn guy.

[Anonymous No.54072957]

privatize gains, socialize losses

[Anonymous No.54073097]

>>54066145
>>54066176
>>54066230
>>54066252
>>54066435
>>54067606
>>54067921
>>54068958
>>54071431
Told you retards. Bottom is in and this was obvious as fuck, printer is coming back as predicted, rate cuts to follow next week. Prepare for hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.54073103]

>>54068638
>What’s funny (or not, depending on how you look at it) is that’s roughly what we sent to Zelensky.
A lot of the aid we've sent to Ukraine is in the form of weapons and vehicles that were already sitting in stockpile unused. It may have a high monetary value on paper, but it was already paid for by the government. And the reason these stockpiles exist is because of the threat that Russia posed to us in the past. The weapons are literally doing what we built them to do, just in Ukrainian hands.

[Anonymous No.54073111]

>>54066463
>>54066463
>the Feds are trying to lower.
How do people actually believe what the FED is telling them? Their actions do not match their words. They are looking to feed you every reason in the book to inflate, this bank collapse is megabanks consolidating power and they're going to get all the good assets, while the taxpayer government funded bailout bank is going to food the bill for toxic assets, AND you're going to have the extra tax of inflation, because fuck you signed by the government, corporations and rich elite.

[Anonymous No.54073123]

>>54072209
Glassing them is an overstatement, but the point remains. They’re perfectly capable of steamrolling them if they so desired.

[Anonymous No.54073153]

>>54065889
>As of close of business Friday March 10 Coinbase had an approximately $240m balance in corporate cash at Signature. As stated by the FDIC, we expect to fully recover these funds.

You VIL bailout the crypto permavirgins

[Anonymous No.54073161]

>>54065889
the fuckin plebs in this thread are so dense. Whoever introduced me to Gregory Mannarino, fucking thank you, here's a favour being returned for any newbies and idiots who want to understand what's going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ1rwMc2YtA

[Anonymous No.54073208]

FDIC isn't even taxpayer funded. i'm glad all of you retards exist because my life would be harder if you didn't.

[Anonymous No.54073306]

>>54073161
shillbot alert.

[Anonymous No.54073354]

>>54065889
Gotta save their fellow tribesmen

[Anonymous No.54073400]

>>54065938
The GOP is mega cucked you dummy.

[Anonymous No.54073566]

>>54066334
Imagine not knowing there would be a bailout after seeing this.

[Anonymous No.54073593]

>>54066162
>this wasn't staged to let Obama start from the very bottom with no chance to fail

[Anonymous No.54073616]

>>54067501
We'd be back to building shit in America within 12 months if the banks collapsed.

[Anonymous No.54073618]

>>54066501
Who do you think pays for the bailout lol?

[Anonymous No.54073676]

>>54068763
Debt gets sold, you still have to pay.

[Anonymous No.54074216]

So they're robbing the safety fund that was created post 2008 crash.

[Anonymous No.54074296]

>>54065938
Based

[Anonymous No.54074389]

>>54069389
Correct. The man's job is to serve popcorn. He is being paid to do that. He is also providing a little bit of a show. He also deserves to be paid for that.

[Anonymous No.54074592]

>>54069225
>Just give me my fucking $30 buttered popcorn you fag

[Anonymous No.54074727]

>>54074592
I'm sorry sir, we have a zero-tolerance policy on hate speech. Unfortunately you will now need to leave the building.

No, I'm sorry sir, there are no refunds.

No sir. Armed security guards, please escort this man out.

Have a nice day sir

[Anonymous No.54074762]

>>54067563

Heard today on Stossel that in America as a black man if you plan your bull seed deep into white women you can claim you are a farmer or attempted farming and the gov will give you a 50k check.

[Anonymous No.54074817]

>>54066122
Those same techies fund crypto lol. Tf is wrong with you retards

[Anonymous No.54074829]

>>54065889
>seriously considering
it's decided. You wagies are all bailing out the rich. Happy?

[Anonymous No.54074855]

>>54065938
>trust the plan fellow 'pedes

[Anonymous No.54075343]

>>54073354
The real reason they were safe all along

[Anonymous No.54075386]

>>54072432
Adjust for inflation, retard.

[Anonymous No.54075403]

>>54073618
You do, you fucking hick. Now pay up, my 300k project manager salary isn’t gonna pay itself. Oh and enjoy the nice things we build for you, like the phone you are typing on. You’re welcome.

[Anonymous No.54075432]

>>54065889
Probably better than the domino that would be caused if we didn't.
Insure one so the rest don't default then into a contract with the state until they pay back.

[Anonymous No.54075453]

>>54065938
Kek he doesn't know
LMAO

[Anonymous No.54075588]

>>54066107
this time is different.
The FED is not coming to the rescue

[Anonymous No.54075602]

So they're creating a levy on all the other banks? the same banks also getting absolutely raped by the interest rates? we are stressing those ones as well?

[Anonymous No.54075611]

>>54072432
It is wrong because lehman brothers had 600bn in assets. Bear sterns also was massive

[Anonymous No.54076051]

>>54065938
Haha
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.54076133]

>>54065938
Ignoring how retarded he’d have to be to think congress wouldn’t approve this in an emergency bill that includes extra money for Ukraine and Israel, is congressional approval even needed for this.

[Anonymous No.54076344]

>>54073103
A little more than half of the funds sent to Ukraine have been spent on training and handing out equipment already in stock. most of the rest is financial support. A lot of humanitarian aid that Ukraine has received has come from private donations.

[Anonymous No.54077124]

>>54066268
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.54077205]

>>54065889
>vote dem next term for student loan forgiveness

[Anonymous No.54077272]

>>54077124
Uh-oh sweaty!

[Anonymous No.54077314]

>>54077272
You're not supposed to use silver to buy goyslop from zogmarkets though, you go to your local farmer market and buy real meat.

[Anonymous No.54077340]

>>54077314
Fair enough. Those are becoming rarer and rarer every year though.

[Anonymous No.54077423]

>>54065889
Jew bitch needs to catch a bullet. Traitor.

[Anonymous No.54077494]

>>54073111
Food the bill?

[Anonymous No.54077503]

>>54065938
LOL! KId thinks Repugs are Good Guys. In some ways, they're even worse than the Dems.

[Anonymous No.54077511]

>>54066478
No it is a democracy

[Anonymous No.54077616]

>>54066107
This. We are kicking the can down the road and pumping my bags.

[Anonymous No.54077679]

>>54065938
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ETERNAL JEWSA MUTT STRIKES AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.54078255]

>>54077340
If you’re in a big city you’re right. Literal anywhere just outside of the suburbs and there’s a lot of them usually open every Saturday or Sunday morning.

[Anonymous No.54078282]

>>54065931
>prevent the money from disappearing overnight.
And that’s the bad thing

[Anonymous No.54078303]

>>54065931
>they just magically zap it back to pay people without taking it away from the people who currently have it
no.

[Anonymous No.54078416]

>>54066880
it literally says what they consider diverse to be at the bottom of the pic holy fuck, you racist idiots claim to be superior to everyone and you can't even fucking read

[Anonymous No.54079056]

>>54066122
Same.

[Anonymous No.54079468]

>>54065938
Aged well kek.
>He thinks the party system actually matters when it comes to the rich

[Anonymous No.54079660]

>>54066334
oh fuck pic related wasn't just a joke piece

[Anonymous No.54080435]

>>54065889
Just busted a fast middle strong nut on a indian cam girl and going to do the Bank Run now withdrawing all my 150€
Fuck the feds

[Anonymous No.54080531]

>>54065889
I work under the table for cash so jokes on you

[Anonymous No.54082234]

>>54080531
you cant avoid VAT nigger

[Anonymous No.54082257]

Why are democrats bailing out banks? I thought we were the good guys, bros?

[Anonymous No.54082343]

>>54082257
neo liberals and conservatives have only ever cared about corporate interests and israel. Whenever they boast about helping people and saving the middle class or funding student debt forgiveness just replace any of that with

>corporate interests and israel

[Anonymous No.54082356]

>>54077511
>No it is a democracy
Imagine still believing this, holy shit

[Anonymous No.54082416]

HEYOOO! Let's get money! You guys think my 350 SPY calls will print? Woohoo! LETS GO!

[Anonymous No.54083523]

>>54074727
i have a sneaking suspicion this is australia, they love their maccas

[Anonymous No.54083606]

>>54077511

[Anonymous No.54083690]

>>54065889
This is actually what a government should be doing. I'm ashamed of /biz/ and its desire to see people suffering.

[Anonymous No.54084104]

>>54066929
>Instantly reads it with black american accent
Well done sir

[Anonymous No.54084161]

>>54065938

[Anonymous No.54084172]

>>54074727
>Sponsored by maccies
>Balabapapa
>I'm gettin in

[Anonymous No.54084512]

>>54065938
there is no GOP/DEM since they cheated Trump, fren

[Anonymous No.54084621]

>>54065938
you retard

[Anonymous No.54084787]

>>54083523
Yeah. It's plainclothes cops. Pretty sure it's a drug bust.

[Anonymous No.54084869]

>>54065938
Pic related

[Anonymous No.54086325]

>>54073354
What a shame.