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>You hear the news. You panic.
>You don't realize it, but you feel amazing as the adrenaline rushes through your body, as you wonder "OMG What's going to happen??"
>OMG something big is going to happen!
>OMG, finally something big is going to happen!

Nothing is going to happen anon, the economy is not going to crash. (Notice your levels of dopamine crashing as you read this.)

Sorry to ruin the adrenaline high you were building up anon, I didn't mean to.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

>> No.54064756

Some day something big WILL happen. Just you wait.

>> No.54064786

I abhore the hoards of financially illiterate /pol/ faggots that are invading the board right now. I hope they take on massive credit buying gold and canned food and go broke

>> No.54064800

>>54064634
Smells a lot like bagholder euphoria :)

>> No.54064815

>>54064634
this place is full of hysterical women, it's actually insane to witness. Most of it is the schizos from /pol/.

>> No.54064854

Everyone will know who is going to be right by the end of the week

>> No.54064858

>>54064756
>>54064800
Two more weeks
>>54064786
Thwy arent buying anything, theyre 16 year old board raiding cucklets

>> No.54064862

>>54064634
How short do you think this faggot Ackman is?

>> No.54064913

>>54064858
You would be surprised, people fucking love to baghold shiny rocks and prepper stashes

>> No.54064935

>>54064634
Ackman should be arrested for inciting bank runs. I'm sure his Hedge fund can help pay for SVB's assets :)

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>>54064913
/pol/turds are the one shilling a crash 24/7 and buying shiny rocks. They are all poor, low iq and losers.

>> No.54064972

>>54064862
He’s a 5’7 Manlet. My guess is he’s trying to incite panic so he can buy low or make a massive short bet, just like he did with Covid. Finance Jews very rarely tell the truth

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Also they are also the ones shilling gme. I don't know why the jannies are allowing the gme threads to stay up, they have nothing to do with /biz/ more with /x/ and /pol/.

>> No.54064985

>>54064935
>he thinks pointing out banks are insolvent is illegal

>> No.54064990

>>54064634
Yeah faggots like you were saying the same shit in 2008. Sorry, I'm not a normie so I don't just forget reality lol

>> No.54064994

>>54064634
>Nothing is going to happen anon, the economy is not going to crash. (Notice your levels of dopamine crashing as you read this.)

something is going to happen. everyone knows it.

>> No.54064996

>>54064756
I've heard bad things happening in about a fortnight anon brace yourself.....

>> No.54065024

>>54064990
Except 2008 the assets themselves were bad. Please point to the bad assets in this scenario

>> No.54065046

>>54064634
>nothing is going to happen

My college techbro friend said he had 430k at Silicon Valley bank, so far his accounts are shut down and he is in a panic. It really is happening. You had better pray to God that this doesn’t spread to bigger banks

>> No.54065047

>>54064634
No I want it to accelerate, more chaos better fun buying

>> No.54065052

All the "its not happening" posters have a condescending "I'm smarter than you" tone.

That's what tells me it might actually be happening this time. There is no certainty, but it's a non-zero chance. Anyone denying that is just as delusional.

>> No.54065078

>>54065052
That's pretty much my thoughts as well. The smugness is a little too thick this time.

>> No.54065090

>>54065024
>Please point to the bad assets in this scenario

are you retarded? US banks are rammed with devalued mortage backed securities that have not been marked to market

>> No.54065107

>>54064756
You can make bad things happen ya know. You dont have to wait. Go out and make bad things happen.

>> No.54065121

Two more weeks, forever and ever.
Two more for the happenings
Two more for the rumors
Two more for nuke wars
Two more for vaccine tumors
Two more for debt collapses
Two more for cannibal leaders
Two more for nanite synapses
Two more for remote mind readers

>> No.54065138

>>54065052
>entire catalog of a dead board flooded with doomposters overnight
>it's not a psyop
Just wait until they start posting a "Bank Run General /brg/ #12345"

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This is one huge group therapy cope thread. You feeling better yet, "ladies"?

>> No.54065169

>>54065090
>that have not been marked to market
Please point to where the banks are not marking assets to market, as that is required for liquid tier 1 capital assets under Basel which these banks are subject to?

>banks are rammed with devalued securities
So the fed can take ownership of the assets and wait until maturity if needed, not systemic then.

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>>54064634
there's no stopping the domino effect. new crisis will get even worse

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>>54064975
What's a GME stack?

>> No.54065212

>>54064913
I fully believe that people buy gold, im not even saying its a bad thing. What im saying is the fags doomposting nonstop literally have no money because they are raiding teenagers

>> No.54065213

>>54065138
MORE BAG HOLDERS FOR THE GME TRAIN ALLLLLL ABOARDDDDD! Toot toot 2 more weeks until the DTCC collapses trust the plan!

God damn, people pulling out mass cash during a massive inflationary run, you can’t get any more dunning Krueger than this

>> No.54065231

>>54065107
Bad things happen every day. I want good things to happen - like you killing yourself.

>> No.54065263

>>54065138
I've been using /biz/ for over 6 years. Nothing is out of the ordinary. When big news happens in the financial world this board always buzzes, and of course shit posters love dooming. Get off /pol/, stop seeing psyops in everything.

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>> No.54065381

>>54065046
Did you read any of the news? He will have access to his money next week most likely, and there will be mechanisms in places to help. The British government is already doing this for UK firms involved. tell your friend to calm down, he'll have his money and the worst that will happen will be delays in getting it

>> No.54065421

>>54065381
i know this may sound crazy but some people need money immediately and not "in the future at some point in time maybe"

>> No.54065440

>>54064634
>Nothing is going to happen anon, the economy is not going to crash. (Notice your levels of dopamine crashing as you read this.)
jim cramer literally tweeted that jp morgan is a fortress
janet yellen literally said they were watching a few banks
megakek

>> No.54065443

>>54065381
>He will have access to his money next week most likely
Do you even listen to yourself?

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>>54065263

>> No.54065534

>>54064756
9/11, the DC sniper, 2008 meltdown of basically everything, smartphone revolution, worldwide timeline altering pandemic, land war in europe, yeah youre right nothing ever happens! or maybe we should stop asking the fish to weigh in on the water. "what water?"

>> No.54065554

>>54065514
You can't be helped.

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>>54065554
Back to >>>/pol/. /biz/ralies have posted overwhelming evidence that you /pol/tards are rading our board. Nobody wants or needs you here.

>> No.54065617

>>54064634
you have no idea what you're talking about thats the thing.
this is it. the actual happening.

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>> No.54065650

>>54065534
>9/11, the DC sniper, 2008 meltdown of basically everything
yawn, over a decade old
>pandemic
nothingburger
>land war europe
nothingburger if you don't live in eastern ukraine kek

>> No.54065653

>>54065024
10 year treasuries that are now practically worthless. You could learn this yourself by reading any story about SVB.

>> No.54065655

>>54065554
its crazy just how helpless these people are. but you know what, we said the big happening would be not known by most. most are just too stupid to understand the significance what is happening. normies like OP are going to wake up shocked one day soon.

>> No.54065669

>>54065381
Dumbfuck shill, even if the FDIC writes him an I owe you for the 250k insured, he believes the other 200k is gone. He lost years of savings

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>>54065514
>major financial happening
>the business and "finance" board gets more active
>it has to be a psyop

>> No.54065690

>>54064756
>dies before it happens

>> No.54065719

>>54064756
The "big happening" occured when 80% of rugged, freethinking americans got experimental injections over a fear-mongered flu.

>> No.54065725

>>54064634
Covid literally happened, a mere year ago shit was still locked down. Some stores today are even still requiring masks. So yes we have had happenings.

Idk anymore. Our system is purposefully built to have booms and busts. If something does happen it will constantly be in the news cycle for months for no need to worry, you will know if it does.

>> No.54065728

>>54064947
>other party are all poor
>we rich

Your post is extremely low IQ

>> No.54065747

>>54065677
Tell us that everything is over for the 64656345th time and that is is da jooz fault is not finance related no back with you chud >>>/pol/.

>> No.54065760

>>54065653
>10 year treasury’s are now basically worthless
Their value has fallen, but the credit is still good, which means if you hold until maturity your money is still there.

Also it is absolutely not worthless, the yield curve is more inverted than any other point, from the top of 2020 to now yields have risen 4%, which is just around 30% of the value of a 10 year treasury.

>> No.54065798

>>54064786
I came here from /pol/ and there literally is not shit you can do about it.

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>>54065728
Keep holding shiny rocks only another 50 years for a 2x without counting inflation.

>> No.54065837

>>54065798
You will always be a poor hillbilly

>> No.54065842

Here is a life lesson for you zoomers. Happenings just happen. There is never a run up or speculation or "TOMORROW SOMETHING IS HAPPENING I SWEAR". No it just happens without warning. You wake up and hear a jet plane crashed into the world trade center out of nowhere unprovoked. That is a happening. There won't be a happening sorry.

>> No.54065914

>>54065842
Wrong, most happenings unfold slowly if you pay attanetion to them. 2008 and Covid for example took months

>> No.54065948

>>54065837
fuck off back to plebbit, tech troon.

>> No.54065999

>>54065914
Both of those were examples of what I was talking about. The 2008 crash was not predicted at the level it was.

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>>54064786
just bought two more cans of gold thanks to this post

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>>54064786
>I abhore the hoards of financially illiterate /pol/ faggots that are invading the board right now. I hope they take on massive credit buying gold and canned food and go broke