NO BAILOUT

[Anonymous No.54060325]

I REPEAT: NO BAILOUT

https://apnews.com/article/silicon-valley-bank-bailout-yellen-deposits-failure-94f2185742981daf337c4691bbb9ec1e

[Anonymous No.54060343]

They will just call it something else and wrap it in a package that is too complex for the average pleb to understand

[Anonymous No.54060344]

rolling for eth under 300 and btc under 10k

[Anonymous No.54060348]

>>54060325
wow, based for once

[Anonymous No.54060350]

>>54060343
We're close to debt ceiling so it will be a subsection of a subsection of some 5000 page omnibus spending bill

[Anonymous No.54060353]

>>54060344
Oh shit, desu

[Anonymous No.54060356]

>>54060344
>crypto is traditional banking

[Anonymous No.54060369]

Great reset is looking good

[Anonymous No.54060371]

>>54060344
ANON
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL

[Anonymous No.54060388]

She must really hate LGBT, techies and hollywood.

[Anonymous No.54060403]

>>54060344
BTC is going way lower than that anon

[Anonymous No.54060408]

>>54060325
You newfags are gullible as fuck, this is the same retard that tried to convince you inflation is transistors. If anything this just confirms a bailout is coming, we will gap up on Monday guarenteed.

[Anonymous No.54060421]

>>54060344
Happy sales ! thank you anon

[Anonymous No.54060480]

>>54060408
>inflation is transistors

[Anonymous No.54060497]

>>54060408
You mean like these?

[Anonymous No.54060504]

>>54060325
ok after this tweet it's now the game theoretical opimal move to just withdraw all your money from banks. since there arent going to be bailouts youd have to be an idiot to get caught holding the bag

[Anonymous No.54060527]

>Yellen described rising interest rates, which have been increased by the Federal Reserve to combat inflation, as the core problem for Silicon Valley Bank. Many of its assets, such as bonds or mortgage-backed securities, lost market value as rates climbed.

So every bank then....

[Anonymous No.54060538]

>>54060344
what was the price of the CME gap? kek

[Anonymous No.54060543]

You wouldn't give us student loan debt relief.
So, you get no bailout! You guys all love Ayn Rand anyways, and there's always a risk with private sector banking. Sometimes you lose, and now you're the loser! As a proud industrial worker, I'm glad that you guys can eat shit and get to feel the pain that I felt when Chrysler laid me off in the late 2000s.

[Anonymous No.54060546]

what is the point of banks if everytime something remotely bad happens they lose ur money and the government has to be responsible for it instead?

[Anonymous No.54060551]

>>54060325

...but a half a trillion moar of Ukraine am I right?

Captcha : ZIONJEWS

[Anonymous No.54060553]

>>54060527
No. There's literally an equation to help determine duration & risk on portfolios and they were just incompetent. Pic related.
SVB didn't have a risk management officer for multiple months in 2022. It's not all banks.

[Anonymous No.54060566]

>>54060546
Smart rich people have multiple bank accounts so they can receive complete FDIC insurance. These people are just dumb and they're all techbros, so fuck em

[Anonymous No.54060567]

>>54060343
>too complex for the average pleb to understand
can't do that. to prevent pleb panic they have to be very clear on their intentions

[Anonymous No.54060612]

>>54060567
plebs will have forgotten this has ever happened by wednesday

[Anonymous No.54060629]

>>54060325
News of no bailout breaks 24 hours before market open

This is fishy as fuck, but on the positive side even just got the easiest sell signal in history. A major crash in the next 12 months is guaranteed.

>>54060344
>btc under 10k
BTC will be under 3k. The stablecoins will NOT survive this

[Anonymous No.54060638]

>>54060403
Everybody with over 250,000 in Silicone Valley Bank wishes it were in Bitcoin. Everybody in a similar position at Zion or First Republic WILL BE in Bitcoin. Stay poor.

[Anonymous No.54060649]

>>54060553
>Tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded

[Anonymous No.54060755]

>>54060567
>The banks are fine and will benefit from our new "Anti-Inflation and Pro-Environment bill" which has nothing to do with inflation or the environment but allows us to grant an unlimited amount of money in rescue packages for the banks

[Anonymous No.54060814]

FEDS HAVE NO MONEY LEFT THAT IS WHY THEY CANNOT DO A BAILOUT. IT IS OVER. BANK RUNS TOMORROW. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54060836]

How companies will survive with $250,000?

[Anonymous No.54060992]

>>54060356
Crypto is incredibly liquid and most investors take it out first thing

[Anonymous No.54062346]

>>54060344
Checked & discount season confirmed, thank you Anon

[Anonymous No.54062374]

>>54060408
Post nose bot

[Anonymous No.54062400]

>>54060553

Meds.

[Anonymous No.54063439]

>>54060629
yeah, SVB is the top indicator like IndyMAC Bank was during 2008

[Anonymous No.54063457]

[Anonymous No.54063698]

>>54060369
Fuck that. Burn it all down. We had our time; now it’s time for humanity to start over from scratch. Stone Age.