/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54060180]

Total market collapse edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.54060188]

>be retard
>store more than $250k in SVB account
>knew all the risks that every dollar above that is uninsured
>bank does a fucky wucky
>because of my sub 80 IQ Im about to lose all of my UNISURED MONEY
>somehow the FDIC decides to reward my utter jawdropping retardness by bailing me out
>dont learn from my mistakes
>repeat

why cant they just let retard depositors burn?

[Anonymous No.54060198]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54060209]

Charlie Munger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9SF3BYivko

[Anonymous No.54060218]

>>54060180
Love you Lain

[Anonymous No.54060234]

All you FUDers are retarded, we had all of Friday to crash, a few retarded antifa trannies and chudcels will take all thier cash out on monday (like 500 dollars tops per NPC)
JPMorgan and shitigroup have like 500billion in cash waiting to buy up distressed banks for pennies on the dollar. they will FUD up as much as they can before buying those tranny's assets and they will unfortunately get their deposits back by the beginning of next month.

[Anonymous No.54060238]

Whatever happened to "line always go up"? I'm so tired, bros...

[Anonymous No.54060246]

>>54060198
Everyone is afraid of pitbulls but if you ever owned a big dog you know that size matters

[Anonymous No.54060249]

>>54060234
Of course this does not address the underlying issue, ZERO reserve requirements got us here,
A bank should be able to stomach some underperforming treasuries without collapsing.

[Anonymous No.54060263]

>>54060234
>heh not ALL banks will fail
Phew crisis averted

[Anonymous No.54060280]

>>54060198
what kind of dog is that? also how common is it for that matchup to turn out like that? nice seeing pitbulls getting what they deserve though. Also, are those chinks instead of black people?

[Anonymous No.54060282]

>>54060198
what kind of dog is that? i want a floofy pitbull destroyer, jk dogs just bark too damn much, you put them on the yard and they fucking bark at a squirrel or the neighbors dog for hours without getting a sore throat, its incredible.

[Anonymous No.54060283]

>>54060263
>heh not ALL banks will fail
Yet

[Anonymous No.54060293]

>>54060263
They wont fail on monday... By the laws of entropy they will indeed all fail someday.

[Anonymous No.54060307]

>Made a big pot of coffee
>(roughly) grinded up some shrooms
>got them, soaking in two limes juice
>About to get leg quarter going in the oven to get fall off the bone for some curry
today is going to be a great day

[Anonymous No.54060315]

How much money do these videos make?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_inUax_RTUo

[Anonymous No.54060318]

>>54060188
Anon, during the 08 crisis the government just bailed the banks out, when they didn't pay them back the government just shrugged it off, and did nothing to prevent it from happening again. And you are surprised the government is bailing out retards in 2023?

[Anonymous No.54060320]

>>54060280
>>54060282
looks like a tibetan mastiff. has a lot more growing to go if it is, they're big fuckers.

[Anonymous No.54060326]

>>54060320
I hate pitbull owners so much

[Anonymous No.54060333]

>>54060315
who the fuck takes time to make shit like this?
chud and tranny memes? Israel? CIA? Russia? CHina?

[Anonymous No.54060339]

For every bobotard post I see in this thread I will buy 1 ARKK share on Monday.

[Anonymous No.54060352]

>>54060326
same. although dog fighting in general is cruel but chinks are soulless so i'm not surprised by their evil nature.

[Anonymous No.54060372]

>>54060333
you know who.

[Anonymous No.54060381]

>>54060333
Checked, it's likely Russian shills, similar to the bobo posters.

[Anonymous No.54060392]

>>54060280
>>54060282
>>54060246
Looks like a Tibetan mastiff. Friend of mine has a rottweiler that's clearly mixed with one of those (we live in Asia). Thing is fucking huge, the scariest dog I've ever seen. Good thing he's well-behaved. I've seen him tear down/apart a full size punching bag in a couple of seconds. That's a wonderful hybrid breed for guarding a house. He scares the shit out of strangers and will probably kill a pizza delivery guy someday. But he knows who's in his pack and can be left alone with the kids, no problem. Not even a growl.

Picrel is similar but not quite as fucking scary. Seriously, an exceptional dog.

[Anonymous No.54060393]

>>54060315
wut

[Anonymous No.54060397]

>>54060381
Back to /k/, hohol

[Anonymous No.54060404]

>>54060198
interesting seeing the dog slide without putting its paw down. Weird.

[Anonymous No.54060414]

>>54060326
I hate them and their abominations

[Anonymous No.54060424]

What’s the chances this turns out to be a something burger rather than a nothing burger just bun no lettuce?

[Anonymous No.54060435]

>>54060392
and here i am, just wanting a corgi...

[Anonymous No.54060442]

>>54060381
Is the Russian shill in the room with us?

[Anonymous No.54060447]

>>54060381
Just lurk more before posting you cringey cunt.

[Anonymous No.54060448]

>>54060442
Yes, there's one right here >>54060397

[Anonymous No.54060450]

>>54060198
>pitbull still alive after all that
it might be a big fluffy dog, but it cant kill shit

[Anonymous No.54060465]

>>54060234
JPM isn’t allowed to grow bigger and Citi doesn’t want to grow any bigger

[Anonymous No.54060468]

>>54060307
Based, the fungus is among us. Try Penis Envy sometime. Well worth the extra cost. It's the only way to trip imo.

My biweekly routine:
>1.7g of PE shrooms
>1 home cooked edible (the recipe I often post it)
>baked tofu
>some fun albums for the trip
>a harry potter movie or something like that for the comedown
>wife

Bi-annual routine
>5g of PE
>1 home cooked edible
>a big fat fucking joint
>a case of beer
>soul calibur 2
>metallica
>my gen x male friend

Drinking on shrooms is fun if you're chilling with a good friend.

[Anonymous No.54060467]

>>54060448
I’m American, you /uhg/tranny

[Anonymous No.54060472]

>>54060315
Not gonna lie, that video is so stupid it made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.54060485]

>>54060424
It's a huge nothing burger even if it is shocking. Markets will pump neon green on Monday and Tuesday from slurpers and favorable news about inflation being <6% yty

[Anonymous No.54060492]

>>54060315
It's almost as good as this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cqzstl46Vo

[Anonymous No.54060501]

it's fucking over, there hasn't been fear like this since March 2020

why does it always happen in March or September

[Anonymous No.54060510]

>>54060468
Mushrooms make me definitely way more social. Alcohol will lower my inhibition but I still don't crave social interaction like I do on shrooms. I actually have to toss my current boys because trich took over. Apparently thats just what happens when you inoculate spore to grain. Have enough to last me a bit though until I move. Not sure how hard I want to go with it and do agar to try and prevent bacteria from competing or if I just go again with the spores and hope I grow big strong boys that can fight off invaders and get fully stacked.

[Anonymous No.54060512]

>>54060307
>>54060468
Enjoy your HPPD I guess...

[Anonymous No.54060532]

>>54060180
And you don't seem to understand.

[Anonymous No.54060539]

>>54060485
This, truflation shows inflation is way down.

[Anonymous No.54060540]

>>54060424
On one hand, this is clear evidence of rate hikes breaking stuff. On the other hand, I'm not sure what can spook market participants enough to quit gambling long enough for a big crash

[Anonymous No.54060544]

>>54060512
>HPPD
Not taking a whole lot to begin with. Haven't even gotten to visual distortion. My last time I took though and tried going to the gym was a mistake. I was giggling like a retard for the whole first thirty minutes of lifting.

[Anonymous No.54060554]

>>54060485
What an absolutely bearish signal.

Well lads what are we looking to buy when this bottoms out? Any ins or just wait and see what survives? If a tranny thinks they can shill me their SHITech or SOXLel can get heem'd.

[Anonymous No.54060560]

>>54060198
god i hate pitbulls so much

[Anonymous No.54060577]

>>54060468
>baked tofu
>harry potter

[Anonymous No.54060605]

>>54060435
I had a corgi in my late teens, or rather my mother did. Never liked that dog. It was dumb, fat, and anxious.

If you're looking for a lowish-energy house dog then you should check the Hmong breed. We have them in Vietnam, and I think they're related to those doge akitsa things, forget what they're called. Hmong are very cute and quirky, pretty fun and clever but not particularly demanding. They can have beautiful coats as well. Picrel is not as cute as average ones I've seen on the street here. The ones here have like a bear cub sort of phenotype that's adorable.

If you want a small dog then just get a cat. Small dogs are jackasses.

If I ever own a big dog I'm gonna try to find a massive rott hybrid like my friend's. He's really a wonderful dog, one of a kind, and I've spent lots of time with dogs. Used to be a sitter as a teen etc.

[Anonymous No.54060639]

>>54060282
Depends on how you train them. All dogs can be trained to bark only when necessary. A dog that barks too much is a sign of a shitty owner.

[Anonymous No.54060654]

>>54060512
I can't even get visuals while I'm on the fucking mushrooms. Jealous of people who can.

>>54060577
Try enjoying Friday the 13th with a rare steak while you're tripping. It might not be as fun as you think. It's tofu and Harry Potter or hunger and boredom.

[Anonymous No.54060655]

What happened to DCIX?
What happened to JNUG/JDST?
What happened to CERU my nigga?
What happened to the Yellen memes?
What happened to DRYS?

I miss the OG days of /smg/ where we gambled on Greek shipping Jews, gold, and pharmaceuticals.

[Anonymous No.54060656]

Get dat dick erect then I get my bussy rekt

[Anonymous No.54060665]

>>54060605
I fucking hate cats. I want a lapdog that can sit in my lap while I pet it and do internet shit. I'll look into the Hmong but still, this is just what I'd want.

Not like any of this matters though. This is more about shit I'd do if I ever "make it" and can retire early. Not gonna get a dog when I still have to work a 9-5 with 2-3 hours worth of total commute time per day depending on traffic. If I could retire early I'd love to, though.

[Anonymous No.54060681]

next weeks really important bondchads... its either do or die...

[Anonymous No.54060739]

>>54060654
Sir when I am tripping I don't eat anything, and I sure as shit don't fuck with technology of any kind. I go outside and stare at clouds, or go into the woods. I'm definitely not watching Harry Goldstein and the sorcerer's goy.

[Anonymous No.54060746]

When do you think the S&P500 returnd to 4000?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrO7Mz-2X6Y

[Anonymous No.54060771]

>>54060665
>I want a lapdog that can sit in my lap while I pet it and do internet shit
Corgi is a pretty good breed for indoor time, but ime they are also really needy. Like you'll pick up your hand to reply to a post and the dog will start whining and trying to paw your hand back down onto its back. You will never be sitting a foot away from the dog, occasionally giving it a pat. It will be all over you at all times, or at least mine was.

The catch-22 with dogs is that the calmest ones are the biggest. They're calm because they like to rest between long walks. I agree with you about making it first and raising dogs afterward, with a nice big yard to run around in. I also want a big fucking bird like a galah or a macaw. Picrel costs $10-30k.

[Anonymous No.54060779]

>>54060655
Some of us are still here bro. The overwhelming majority of OGs blew up their accounts chasing memes. Those of us who remain have made a shit ton of money and just lurk in silence.

[Anonymous No.54060783]

>>54060739
The movie's for the comfy comedown part, not the peak of the trip. I'm jealous that you have walking space. Tripping in a city fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.54060811]

>>54060771
Can't you adopt one that it's owner doesn't want any more? They live like 50 60 years right?

[Anonymous No.54060822]

>>54060811
yeah but they might be too old to teach them how to be racist

[Anonymous No.54060824]

>>54060771
Fair enough. Like I said though, who knows how many years it'll be before I "make it", if ever (especially with how the macro situation keeps getting fucked up). But whatever dog I got it'd be something that I'd be home all the time with. Might be something I'll have to experiment with in the future, if I ever get to that point.

Why a galah/macaw?

[Anonymous No.54060835]

>>54060746
>lets go meet some of your victims
kek
nice ending

[Anonymous No.54060854]

>>54060811
I don't want some used up scaly cloaca sorry. My bird will live for 80 years and be passed down for generations.

[Anonymous No.54060868]

>>54060783
You can always trip and watch a homeless nigger on pcp take a shit in the street I guess.

[Anonymous No.54060871]

>>54060835
even better:

>lets go meet some of your victims. i'll enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.54060892]

>>54060868
>this is what the peak of human civilisation looks like

[Anonymous No.54060916]

Wow. Looks like /biz/ is officially vatnigger payday for at least one full bank of computers operated by monkey.

[Anonymous No.54060942]

>reit index is at a historic low
>dropped 10% this month
>torn between getting in now or waiting to see if it crashes further

[Anonymous No.54060946]

>>54060811
Birds are the fucking worst. My friend and his wife have 2 birds and they're fucking noisy, you have to keep your heat really high in the house for their environment, they shit everywhere, steal your food, take drinks of your water, just in general are always in your personal space.

[Anonymous No.54060949]

>>54060916
/uhg/tranny seething

[Anonymous No.54060953]

>>54060771
>the calmest ones are the biggest. They're calm because they like to rest between long walks
I had a dachshund that was pretty cool. Also went on long ass hikes, could do some short-mid ADK day hikes all by himself without needing to carry him or anything. I think if you do get a small dog, one of those working breeds like a dachshund or terrier will be much more sane.

[Anonymous No.54060954]

>>54060892
this is what it looks like when civilization conquers survival of the fittest and you can use welfare benefits to buy candy.

[Anonymous No.54060961]

>>54060539
>truflation
begone merchant

[Anonymous No.54060977]

>>54060198
>FINISH HIM
For all that work, the pit is still alive...

[Anonymous No.54060981]

>>54060868
The calories that these fat beasts consume on a daily basis could feed twice as many real humans. Why do we allow this to happen?

[Anonymous No.54060990]

>>54060916
I don't think you get it. It's not that people here support Russia it's that they simply don't support Ukraine. It was blatantly obvious from the get go that the government was trying to brainwash Americans into supporting another cold war with Russia, because Democrats have a hate boner for Russia for some reason. I honestly couldn't give a shit less about 16 Walmarts and don't even care if Russia turns it into glass and nor should you.
>I support Ukraine because tv tells me to!

[Anonymous No.54060998]

>>54060961
cool it with the antisemitism, bro.

[Anonymous No.54061015]

>>54060990
If you're not explicitly pro Ukraine you're most likely a /pol/tard or a vatnigger shill. There isn't really any reasonable reason to be neutral on an unjustified and disgusting war.

[Anonymous No.54061025]

>>54060990
>I don't think you get it.
I get it vatnigger. There are 30 threads on this board alone, and probabaly as many littering /pol/ and every other place it's tangentially related.
You're working hard, that's nice of Vlad.

I hope you get plenty of potato and cabbage, to make a nice borsht. But obvious operatino is obvious.
And, vatnigger, none of /chan/ is a monolith.

[Anonymous No.54061047]

>>54060916
dont ACK yourself on the way out ughtranny

[Anonymous No.54061049]

>>54061015
>>54061025
Delusional /k/opers
Bakhmut is fucked, btw. Ukraine is losing

[Anonymous No.54061051]

>>54061015
>CIA and NATO up in Ukraine's ass since the coup

How would the US react if Russia installed a new president in Canada?

[Anonymous No.54061055]

>>54061015
Fuck Ukraine

[Anonymous No.54061060]

>>54061049
wrong thread retard

[Anonymous No.54061069]

>>54060824
I love dogs but it's cool how birds aren't really a domesticated animal, just a friendly species that chooses to live with us (or not to, in many cases). Theyre prey animals with advanced enough minds to conceptualize that their owners aren't birds, but rather big friends that share their roosts and always bring good food around. They get that the relationship is something both parties decided on. It feels like a pokemon/trainer relationship rather than master/slave.

I'll probably start with a cockatiel when I make it enough to have a balcony.

[Anonymous No.54061079]

>>54061015
Oh I wasn't speaking for myself. I hate Ukraine because their leader is a faggot, that's all.
>>54061025
I'm not Russian, I live in Michigan

[Anonymous No.54061085]

>>54061051
Russia isn't the USA.
You seem to miss that nobody really wants you around all that much.
Sure, the US has serious problems, that's a guarantee of all places with more than 1 person.
But you faggots seem to only understand getting your asses kicked. And most of the world doesn't prefer to talk that way all the time.

[Anonymous No.54061087]

>>54060953
Dachshund would be good for his needs. I've seen chill ones like yours. Terriers not so much, very hyperactive dogs

[Anonymous No.54061088]

>>54060218

[Anonymous No.54061100]

>>54060198

Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs. Glad to see this one get BTFO

[Anonymous No.54061106]

>>54061051
Literally nothing could be worse than Trudeau. I actually welcome Russia invading Canada and uncucking it.

[Anonymous No.54061108]

>>54060282
tibetian mastiff, those things hunt bears

[Anonymous No.54061114]

>>54060198
That dumb CUNT LET the shitbull off the leash--
Tag der Fleischbällchen WHEN!?!?!
TOTAL SHITBULL DEATH!!!
----
Now, to the thread topic:
The SHTF tomorrow morning, yeah??
or will we have to wait until Friday when the Fed lets the shitbull off the leash??
JUBILEE of JUBILEES!!!

[Anonymous No.54061119]

>>54060198
Did a pit really try to fight a mastiff, sadly the mastiff was too merciful

[Anonymous No.54061151]

I know you guys probably don’t care because you are busy talking about pit bulls and shit but things are getting pretty wild on Twitter everyone’s accusing each other of trying to start a bank run and tech VC’s are all losing their shit

[Anonymous No.54061154]

[Anonymous No.54061160]

>>54060435
Get a dachshund. Smart, small, and cute.

[Anonymous No.54061167]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54061169]

Imagine caring about banks collapsing when we have monero

[Anonymous No.54061179]

>all those dogfags itt

[Anonymous No.54061192]

>>54061154
BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.54061196]

>>54061154
Good

[Anonymous No.54061200]

>>54061154
basically she's saying
>"You dumb fucking retards. We have rules in place at the big banks, literally hundreds of them, that prevent this from happening. That keep you safe. You dumb greedy morons decided to invest in a regional bank that DIDN'T have these protections in place. You wanted the extra reward from the extra risk. You get what you fucking deserve."

[Anonymous No.54061203]

>>54060234
Don't underestimate the hubris of boomers. Despite the potential financial catastrophe looming, they remained complacent on Friday, convinced that the government would intervene and fix the SVB situation and salvage their portfolios and 401ks by end of day or maybe during after hours. Hence, they refrained from selling, even buying calls in the last hour of trading, resulting in a minor uptick before the market closure.

Unfortunately for them, we are now on day 4 and this bank situation is still not resolved. Boomers might be starting to feel the heat now with all these headlines flying, and come Monday, it'll be intriguing to see how they react.

[Anonymous No.54061213]

>>54061200
Moron. Bail-outs are illegal since 2010. It's bail-ins now. There is no additional protection for JPM than for SBV. You are so stupid it hurts to read your posts.

[Anonymous No.54061228]

>BOIL

I just woke up to snow this morning. The only time it has snowed this year.

[Anonymous No.54061231]

>>54061154
The actual very first time this bitch has not made me seethe.

[Anonymous No.54061267]

>>54061203
That's because there is nothing to resolve. Even in biden's budget it specifically says the economy is going to cool off. Shits fucked mate, they can't just keep printing, what part of this do you retarded fucking bulls not understand. Yes you can use QE for awhile to get you out of a bind, you cannot however just leave the QE switch on forever and walk away. There has to be a pullback, and there will be a large one. After that the rubber band effect will take place and stocks will skyrocket again. But first you have to flush all of the garbage and bloat out of the market first.

[Anonymous No.54061277]

one month ago Cramer said we're in a bull market and jewmedia shilled no landing, now the first regional bank busted and (((Yellen))) pretends they would not bail out "systemic large banks" because of muh reforms
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.54061286]

>>54061151
>pretty wild on Twitter
Thanks Elon.
You should write it off, set it up as an 80's BB or late 90's IRC and get back to building cool shit.

I've got no less than 39 threads on /smg/ hidden, all screaming the same bullshit narrative.
Vatniggers getting slaughtered in Bakhmut because Putin's a dumbass Talmudist.

[Anonymous No.54061289]

>>54060990
>>54061015
the democrats are the biggest warmongers of all and they try to market themselves as the "party of peace who cares about people"

>obama / biden in office
figthing in ukraine

>trump in office
no problems in ukraine

>biden back in office
problems in ukraine again

oh wow what a coincidence

[Anonymous No.54061293]

>>54061213
Other banks will be happy to take on SVB's assets on a fire sale to shore up their shit finances.. unless they don't have cash flow to re-invest.

[Anonymous No.54061302]

>>54061179
I agree 99% of dog owners are cringe and cats are based but Lovecraft was a loser. He "married" a Jewish woman that stole the rights to all of his work and literally lived in another city and fucked other men and then he seethed and lived with his mommy

[Anonymous No.54061305]

>>54061267
Actually, the amount of money in savings accounts is so small, that the US could, in fact, just print to cover it one by one, and would never even notice on inflation.

[Anonymous No.54061309]

>>54061286
I’ve no idea what you just said

[Anonymous No.54061327]

>>54061286
bakhmut is over
no coping on the internet will help you

[Anonymous No.54061358]

Lime juice is a little tart and my honey was solid and I didn't feel like warming it back up. Probably would have benefited from mixing in some ground ginger to help with the smell.

[Anonymous No.54061365]

>>54061069
i had a lovebird as a teenager, they're also great. smaller birds though but they can imitate sounds, like mine was able to imitate a machine gun sound from a movie once, it was cute as heck.

pic related. they live for like 25 years. cute, right?

[Anonymous No.54061372]

>>54061179
He never saw a dog prance around with it's bowl and throw it at your head when it was hungery.

[Anonymous No.54061374]

I've had Disney stock for years. I have held since it was 60 when I got it. I have seen it go to around 200, and in the past two years it went down 50%. With how unstable it is and how connected Disney is to the tech world, it's gonna go lower. I will enjoy watching it crash further.
>>54060315
Youtube kids doesn't give out money anymore since they disabled ads. But it's a russian founded group making all those videos and they were behind the Else Spiderman craze. They make money by selling merch in the description. Before youtube removed ads from youtube kids, they were making millions from automated videos across 50 different channels.

[Anonymous No.54061385]

Sure am glad I have $180k USD in cash right now.
I'm not slurping till SPY <320

[Anonymous No.54061389]

>>54061372
Your dog knows it's smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.54061395]

>>54061309
That's because in the late 90's where you live, your people were trying to overcome your orcness, and personal computers were worth the life of your neighbor, according to a vocal plurality.
BTW, that's ALL on your own choices to eliminate any morality.

[Anonymous No.54061398]

Tourist here
I've been wondering why, although I'm rather new to the thread, I feel so comfortable and familiar with it
After some time of lurking I just suspect this thread has more people of older generations of 4chan (pre-2016 4chan I mean), given by the particular brand of autism, the pepe-to-wojack ratio, the lack of sensationalistic postic that characterizes the rest of the board.
Then I wondered why would a thread like this have a higher ratio of oldfags compared to newfags, what business would people who have wasted 7+ years of their lives in a Malawi basket weaving forum have with investing in stocks? and why are you guys so smug and calm regardless of the situation when there's a palpable feeling of desperation in every other thread?

It makes me think that maybe this thread is made up of a sizable amount of people who made it during previous crypto bull runs, particularly the btc golden bullrun, finding themselves with a bunch of money and time in their hands, so they just take it easy and fiddle with stocks to pass time as they shitpost without really giving a shit.

[Anonymous No.54061402]

>>54061374
It’s literally just /qa/ having fun, retard

[Anonymous No.54061403]

>>54061305
Individuals savings accounts were never in jeopardy. I'm talking about the fed using QE to buy stocks to artificially inflated the markets. They can't do that anymore.

[Anonymous No.54061421]

>>54061160
are they not needy or whatever the other guy was talking about? how much of a behavioral difference are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.54061422]

>>54061365
How do you deal with the pooping issue? That's the only thing holding me back. Some websites say that birds can be housetrained, and others say they can't. I don't want to find poop in my house. It's extra unsanitary because I live in Vietnam, and we will get huge fucking bugs and rats and stuff with too much biowaste in the apt.

[Anonymous No.54061438]

>>54061389
Yes.

[Anonymous No.54061441]

>>54060180
You folks ready for the emergency Fed meeting on Monday?

[Anonymous No.54061442]

>>54060180
I think I figured this shit out:

>FED as a "lender of last resort" should implement a "line of credit of last resort" charging at least bank prime (a neutral rate for the bank, a positive rate for the people)
>Regulators or people named by the FED should take over the bank's management and oversee it
>FDIC would have to guarantee all deposits (capital injection won't work if there are still bank runs)
>FED sells the bank once their money is recovered and bank's business model is stable.
>Old management should be forever banned from financial industry work. Not even as bank tellers they could find a job.

Two points I am not so sure yet:
>Old management could be liable or investigated (?)
I am not too sure how this one would go yet, but it would be handled in court. Basically the idea is to create deterrence for management to be greedy/retarded.
>Stock should stop trading on the day regulators take over and "liquidated" using the balance sheet on that day PRIOR to capital injection.
If the value is zero so be it. That's how it should be under capitalism. After the "liquidation" the bank is pretty much FED property (I wouldn't call nationalization of the bank since the idea is to sell) and can be sold to the public or other banks.

It's basically an LBO.

Shareholders should get only what they deserve because that is capitalism.
Management should be banned from financial industry, investigated and maybe fined (to create deterrence in the future).
Depositors should be 100% insured because that is the only way fractional-reserve system can work. And desu, fractional reserve system is a great approach to banking in our modern economy, so I wouldn't blame that.
And the tax payer does not spend a dime because the FED gets the money from private lenders. Even if there is tax dollars being poured, the tax payer makes interest at prime.

I think I covered all the game theory around this shit.

[Anonymous No.54061450]

fart levels critical
poop engines starting
diarrhea imminent

[Anonymous No.54061456]

>>54061398
Everyone here has a gambling addiction, nobody here invests. Everyone is calm because the dopamine has worn off due to markets being closed. Everyone has lost so much money over the years that you just get used to it after awhile.

[Anonymous No.54061468]

>>54060198
>no.... I must not... if I kill him I will be just like him

[Anonymous No.54061469]

>>54061398
to even have a basic understand of stocks puts at the top 10% of all people on earth. You have to understand that that average person today has no clue how money works let alone have a savings account of more than 4 figures. And I am not even talking about using option trading either with even less people know how to do. Also most oldfags are either on /jp/ or /s4s/. Not sure about here. You can have some overlap sure but isn't always the case. It's just a slower board in general which kind if lends itself to having that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.54061477]

>>54061422
it's not that bad tbhwy. even if it shit on my shoulder it was always small and easy to wipe up with a tissue. that said, if you really cared about it and especially if you wanted to just let it out of it's cage and let it fly around and do whatever, there are bird diapers you can have them wear. otherwise it's just a cost you have to deal with if you want to own one.

[Anonymous No.54061485]

>>54061372
>have a dog
>don't take care of it

Many such cases. Dogs are such needy little bitches and most faggots just get them for social bonus points from other npcs, lock them in a cage or abuse the shit out of them/ignore them when they need like 20 hours of attention a day not to turn into massive retards

Cats are based you can just let them outside and go on vacation for a week and it will be chilling on the porch sunbathing when you get back

[Anonymous No.54061492]

>>54061438
Kek!
At least you are an HONEST Tard--
That will go a LONG WAY in the upcoming "Troubles"
Good On ya.

[Anonymous No.54061496]

>>54061456
also this, i feel less and less with each passing day and won't probably hit me until I either move back in with my parents or i am homeless and killing hobos and drug addicts in the street

[Anonymous No.54061520]

>>54061477
It's an acceptable cost for me, but my wife put her foot down, and she's the one who cleans the house. Maybe when we have kids I can trick them into taking care of 'their' pet for me.

[Anonymous No.54061534]

>>54061496
I have seen my bags halve on no less than 4 occasions in my investing career. But I am a serial knife catcher with a problem.

[Anonymous No.54061535]

>>54061398
I sold all my long positions on Feb 13. Cpi came out Feb 14 (hot). The markets peaked on Feb15. Why would I be fearful or depressed? I literally timed the exact top of the market within two days and no one listened. I only hold BOIL, TMF and puts right now and was up over 20% on my portfolio Friday.

This shit isn't complicated people are just fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.54061546]

>>54061327
2 weeks? like the "impending" "bank collapse" that seems to be based around stock price correction.
>>54061403
Sure they could. It's better they don't, I will never disagree with that. And it's probably a good time right now to stop QT via book clearance (asset sales) for a season.

[Anonymous No.54061561]

>>54061398
you have no idea how short I am

[Anonymous No.54061574]

>>54061179
Dogs are selfless. Cats are selfish. I came up with this simple explanation years ago and I still can't think of a better explanation of the two animals. Your problem is that you (or lovecraft) are confusing selfishness with intelligence. It's not that the cat isn't going after the stick because it's smart, they're typically dumb as a brick tbhwy, it's that they don't give a fuck what YOU want. If they wanted to get a stick for some reason, they would. If they don't, they won't. They don't give a fuck about you. Even if they roll over and act cute, it's because they want you to rub their belly. but only for so long! Or they'll scratch and bite the shit out of you! great animals, eh? Also Toxoplasmosis.

Fucking hate cats. Bunch of smug, selfish assholes, the lot of 'em. Very few that aren't, and those are rare exceptions. Dogs on the other hand are incredibly intelligent, often capable of having actual jobs alongside humans for example. The difference is they actually care about their humans and are very giving as a result. The ones who aren't were typically abused in some way, and even those can often be turned around if they're put in a good home full of love that teaches them to trust again. They're good dogs, Brent.

[Anonymous No.54061605]

>>54061398
Been on this site for 13 years now... I come her to mostly shitpost at Mumu and Bobo. This thread is filled with either Boogleheads buying and holding vanguard ETFs and Dividend ETFS like JEPI or SCHD or day trading options autists talking about some astrology bullshit. Once in a while we get a scam The Trashman, Mutant Fish, and SOXL.

Also there are cycles like OIL!

This thread keeps getting worse every new bake...

[Anonymous No.54061609]

The CPI inflation prediction for February is 0.54. How do I know if this will increase or decrease the current CPI? Like does this remove last years month of February or January? Thanks

[Anonymous No.54061615]

>>54061546
I definitely wouldn't stop QT. Inflation is still wildly out of control and whatever that faggy "truflation" chart says is fucking nonsense. I don't care how many banks have to die for inflation to be corrected

[Anonymous No.54061627]

>>54061520
that sucks, but it is what it is. they make great pets and they're very intelligent. i'm an introvert computer geek so mine would mostly hang out in my room and watch me do computer shit. raised it from birth (highly recommended), my aunt knew a breeder so I got one for my 12th birthday. had it until i was 18 and went to college and didn't have time for it anymore so we gave it to one of my dad's coworkers (electrical engineers) who had kids. the wife was against it but after the kids saw the bird they fell in love with it and made a big fuss over getting her. so just saying, if you get the chance they're a nice pet including for young children as long as they are gentle with it, so something to consider if you get the change some day.

[Anonymous No.54061632]

>>54061574
My cat knows when I turn off the lights in the house at night that I am going to bed and she sprints at 100 mph to my bedroom and swan dives into the sheets to be there waiting to sleep with me.

Cats are just more independent and dogs are infinitely fucking needy. Needy is not attractive and it's why this forum is full of incels

[Anonymous No.54061631]

>>54061179
>cats are intelligent

[Anonymous No.54061637]

>>54061615
Has the truflation chart been correct ever? I swear everytime some bull brings up a chart it gets killed by new data.

[Anonymous No.54061649]

>>54061605
AQB isnt a scam fuck you nigger.

[Anonymous No.54061657]

Good morning smiggers

[Anonymous No.54061665]

>>54061574
Thanks for confirming that lovecraft was 100% right.

[Anonymous No.54061674]

>>54061631
the horribly inefficient act paradoxically demonstrates higher thinking

[Anonymous No.54061678]

>>54060916
>>>/k/ope

[Anonymous No.54061687]

>>54061615
Gas is settled down, milk is coming down. Eggs are affordable. I will admit, we hit 50% in some sectors, Last Year.
But new inflationary pressures don't seem to exist.
imo, the "monthly" is just the bureaus trying to let their algorithms in on the truth nice and slow like.
We're producing enough to bring prices down, labor in skilled Industrial is picking up, and that will lead to more legit spending money in the economy. As always, those with a useful skill will have opportunities, those who suck dicks will find a dick, and the beggars will have to find more creative means of begging until someone takes pity on them and places them next to a dick-sucker for operational cover or money launder.

[Anonymous No.54061688]

>>54061631
>cats plays a game
>retarded dog fag: "waaaah why the cat plays game instead of do stupid dog thing I am confused"
Proving once again that cats (not merely catchads) are unironically smarter than dogfags.

[Anonymous No.54061698]

>>54061637
That meme chart claims inflation is sitting at 4%. The first time I saw it I almost spit out my KO zero laughing. I would argue real inflation is still sitting around 8%
>b-b-but if you remove food, oil, electricity, natural gas, used car, home prices, education prices, and healthcare prices, we are actually in a deflationary period!

[Anonymous No.54061711]

>>54061535
Are you ready for the long haul on BOIL? I'm hunting for a bottom on that bitch but I don't think it's going back to $25+ for another couple years. Storage is at record levels and production has barely eased. I think the producers are under political pressure to keep prices down. Should take one or two real winters before the markets back to normal

>>54061574
All of ^this and also home protection. Cat people will change their minds pretty fucking fast when they wake up in the morning with all their shit missing and and the cat just sitting there waiting to get fed. Even a little lapdog will make a racket at the mere scent of a nigger.

[Anonymous No.54061724]

>>54061687
Im gonna take a screen shot of this. See this is how we know you are a newb to the market. Seasonality typically shows lower workforce and lower inflation during the winter. What season are we about to come out of anon?

[Anonymous No.54061729]

>>54061179
Feeding something that dows not care about you seems something like a fag that got money cucked by his jew wife would think

[Anonymous No.54061731]

>>54061615
>Inflation is still wildly out of control
We are facing a contraction of the money supply and a lack liquidity. Inflation isn't the issue this month, but it will be after they respond to the aforementioned problems.

[Anonymous No.54061741]

>>54061605
>resistance is bullshit astrology
>events like CPI and FOMC and rate hikes are bullshit astrology

If you are low iq just stick to boggleheading like this dude but if you aren't retarded swing trading is anything but astrology. I told you niggers for a fucking month to liquidate your portfolio and just play boil/cash/yang/sqqq until the next bottom which I predicted would be 3750-3800 resistance. Maybe lower now with the bank run shit but I predicted all of this and it was all already happening without the bank collapse.

Rate hikes are not bullish
Hot cpin is not bullish

You guys are so fucking stupid and this thread is still full of retarded niggers posting about "truflatuon going down" when the God damn fed is saying CPI is hot

[Anonymous No.54061745]

The US government is doing an announcement soon, I bet it’s a bailout

[Anonymous No.54061754]

You will bailout the billionaires and you will eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.54061770]

>>54061724
>seasonal variations in preferences is inflation
are you sure?

[Anonymous No.54061772]

>>54061745
>>54061754
what ever announcement comes out today will only cause more fear and panic regardless of what they will say

[Anonymous No.54061773]

>>54061754
Finally

[Anonymous No.54061774]

>>54061687
Gas isn't settled down. Literally the opposite, it's back up to $3.50 a gallon here in Michigan. Eggs also are still over $5 a dozen in a lot of areas. I don't care what it takes do bring down prices. If every bank in the nation has to collapse and wall street has to get nuked, that's fine by me.

[Anonymous No.54061784]

>>54061609
If it is over 0.1-0.2 it is bearish. Year over year is an absolutely goddamn retarded metric I'm going to black out with anger from popping a fucking blood vessel if i have to try to explain to /smg/ again that 0.5 replacing a 0.7 isn't bullish

[Anonymous No.54061792]

>>54061754
Kek

[Anonymous No.54061794]

>>54061729
You don't understand. Cats may care about you, but only if you are worth caring about. Dogs "care" about you unconditionally. You could torture them they'd still "care" about you. Conversely you could be the best "dog-mom" ever, your pitbull will still tear your head off.
Cats' affection is earned, as is the affection of any intelligent being.
It's not hard either, except if you're a subhuman. Your inability to get a cat to care about you says a lot more about you than it says about cats.

[Anonymous No.54061796]

>>54061627
:) Thanks anon. I really want one. I'm wearing the wife down slowly and have told her how good birds are with kids. The best case scenario is for kids/pets to amuse each other without parental intervention.

>>54061687
>But new inflationary pressures don't seem to exist
We don't need any new and fancy inflation when we're printing hundreds of billions of dollars literally just to send to a foreign battlefield. What don't people get about this? More money + same productive output = inflation

[Anonymous No.54061797]

>>54061745
>>54061754
The "US Government" isn't one body. The FDIC might have an announcement, or the FED, or Congress, or the office of the President, but "the government" doesn't.

[Anonymous No.54061802]

>>54061770
Yup

[Anonymous No.54061803]

>>54061687
>Gas is settled down, milk is coming down. Eggs are affordable.
We only care about service inflation

[Anonymous No.54061808]

>>54061228
It's not to that point here (also SE) but the heater is on. I'm staying locked and loaded for good moments to add to my BOIL all through April, *maybe* into May, and then hold tight.

[Anonymous No.54061818]

>>54061754
Buckle up buckaroo. This announcement will determine weather bobo gets to cum or not.

[Anonymous No.54061827]

>>54061711
My target exit is $4-$4.5 natural gas

[Anonymous No.54061832]

Found this mug in my parents house. I know it's been 63 years since then but insane how much prices have changed

[Anonymous No.54061841]

I hope one day they ban the words R*ssian, Ukr*inian and all the city names in those shitholes so we can discuss stocks in peace

[Anonymous No.54061842]

>>54061203
Agreed, Friday was calm but there’s been nothing but FUD all weekend

[Anonymous No.54061844]

>>54061674
Overcomplicating things is the realm of the midwit, retards and geniuses take the path of least resistance.

[Anonymous No.54061848]

>>54061832
Imagine being financially comfortable making $5k a year.

[Anonymous No.54061860]

[Anonymous No.54061865]

>>54061818
Nah, this whole thing won't trigger anything. Don't believe the tech trannies on twitter, they are losing money and want gibs. They know they are the ones who have to take the loss, so they spread FUD. Bobo will cum when the FED has to turn up the heat due to a second wave of inflation.

[Anonymous No.54061867]

Okay, paradoxically pump oil back up and bring back the dollar menu. I am no longer asking.

[Anonymous No.54061880]

>>54061832
>0.31 / gallon

[Anonymous No.54061900]

It will be interesting to see how the government justifies its decision to bail out certain banks while leaving out others. It's likely that the determining factor will boil down to: "We prioritize the banks that have deposits that are majority owned by rich people and disregard the banks that have deposits majority owned by poor people"

[Anonymous No.54061919]

>>54061841
>waaaahh waaah words hurt me

grow some balls faggot

[Anonymous No.54061920]

Do I sell my stonks or hodl? I'm scared

[Anonymous No.54061947]

>>54061774
It was 3.15 at Staten Island Costco.
3.25 in Indianapolis NW Costco
3.75 Lincoln Park Costco
2.85 New Orleans Costco
2.99 Omaha
3.64 Boise
4.10 Phoenix
4.04 Seattle
2.99 Atlanta
4.40 Los Angeles

Not Trump levels, but contained.


>>54061802
Nope.

>>54061803
You can thank the $15/hour crowd that was organizing in 2019/2020. That is almost 100% on those niggers and beaners who don't understand economics.

[Anonymous No.54061948]

>>54061920
Hi scared, I'm dad.

[Anonymous No.54061954]

>>54061827
Thanks. I remember you arguing with bulls in Feb and you really do know your shit.

[Anonymous No.54061961]

>>54061900
>federal government needs money
>federal reserve won't print more
>bank goes under
>we won't help you faggots
>banks start buying treasury notes at 5%
>yields go down
>federal government has money and the problem is fixed

You niggers are so low IQ. You don't see the theater going on. Watch TLT/TMF.

[Anonymous No.54061967]

>>54061920
Just be yourself anon
https://youtu.be/h-z9A1-O4oI

[Anonymous No.54061983]

>>54060198
That pitbull never stood a chance, those Mastiffs were made to hunt and guard against large predators. Their fur is so think because it protects them from teeth and claws really effectively.

[Anonymous No.54061986]

>>54061848
There's people who make that much monthly and complain they're just scraping by

[Anonymous No.54061991]

>>54061919
>words rile him up
Give me a nuclear war or gtfo

[Anonymous No.54062011]

>>54060435
I want a miniature poodle myself. They always have such unique personalities

[Anonymous No.54062015]

>>54061947
>That is almost 100% on those niggers and beaners
Trillions printed because of government retardation (covid scare) had nothing to do with it?

[Anonymous No.54062025]

[Anonymous No.54062030]

>>54061784
I see why you think the 0.1-0.2 is needed, 1.2 to 2.4% inflation is the goal. However, if inflation yoy went from 7% to 5% that is sadly a bullish case. I am a Bobo but I've lost far more money on retard sentiment of what a pivot is then all the shorting I've done. So back to my original question: does the Feb 2023 replace the Feb 2022?

[Anonymous No.54062041]

>Bill Ackman, Mark Cuban and every Y Combinator client blown the fuck out
This keeps getting more entertaining by the hour

[Anonymous No.54062044]

>>54062025
That's a highly illegal tweet. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.54062059]

>>54062025
He's using an imperative so he's doing economic terrorism
Based

[Anonymous No.54062065]

>>54062030
It was used as a bullish scam pump case over and over for pump and dump rallies and "pivoottorrs" and even the goddamn president saying "we beat inflation" but any print higher than 0.2% is fundamentally bearish.

Target rate of 2% will be met no matter what you faggots think. 0.5 is fucking garbage print

[Anonymous No.54062068]

>>54062015
A non-producing buy-side pressure, temporarily applied against a temporarily shuttered industry. It had effects, but those will translate to lower goods consumption for a short period. Just don't use 2020-2022 in your actual sales data and you'll have a realistic picture of buying patterns in 2024.

[Anonymous No.54062073]

>>54062025
I know kim isn't in america, but there are a lot of people in twitter I would argue are metaphorically yelling fire in a movie theater right now.

[Anonymous No.54062083]

>>54062025
Damn i love this anto fascist

[Anonymous No.54062089]

Lime tea is really hitting it. I was going to drive and dump stuff.. Thats going to have to wait a couple hours... The banks are waiting too

[Anonymous No.54062095]

It it genuinely sad that a bunch of doomer faggots crawled out of the woodwork to shit up every single thread with their absolutely desperate calls for a YUGE CRASH based on........a shitty regional bank doing bad business and fucking over a bunch of retarded venture capital funded startups that the world never asked for in the first place. I'm honestly shocked that anyone would think that something like this could cause the US economy to fail, after what we've seen over the last three years. This is Evergrande and Trump-has-covid levels of retarded.

[Anonymous No.54062096]

>>54062073
Then go snitch on them like you want to little faggot

[Anonymous No.54062098]

>>54062073
It's lawful, unless someone is injured and or you had the intent to injure.
The majority of these arguments are
>a bank with a tranny as lead lending officer failed after giving away billions to trannies
>ipso everyone in the US is at risk!

[Anonymous No.54062106]

>>54062095
Why don’t you join in then we can get cheapies

[Anonymous No.54062111]

>>54062096
Fuck off Kim. You're a fake pirate. Nothing more than a liar with a website.
You don't begin to understand pirate honor.

[Anonymous No.54062113]

>>54062098
>tranny as lead lending officer
Lmao please tell me that isn't true. It just would make too much sense.

[Anonymous No.54062124]

>>54062113
>please tell me that isn't true
...

[Anonymous No.54062126]

>>54062098
Inciting a bank run is a criminal offense.

[Anonymous No.54062134]

>>54062106
I've been DCAing for a year, and I'll keep buying this generational dip if these retards keep fudding everything to shit

[Anonymous No.54062144]

I just remembered the article about the guy who bought massive calls on the VIX 1-2 weeks ago

He knew

[Anonymous No.54062146]

>>54062095
Probably the dumbest post in /smg/ history lmao

[Anonymous No.54062149]

>>54062095
I've been bearish since feb13 and I think the downside from here is probably limited. I am going to start buying QLD at 3750-3800

Sell the news. If you are buying puts here there is a really good chance you are going to get heemed.

[Anonymous No.54062156]

>>54062126
>financial news website
>Oscars "news"
I hate this planet

[Anonymous No.54062174]

>>54062146
Refute it then. Tell me why some bullshit crooked regional bank from California that did some extraordinarily stupid shit is a legitimate reason for the US economy to collapse.

[Anonymous No.54062178]

>>54062126
Good luck prosecuting Kremlin and The Great Hall computer banks full of Private first class.

[Anonymous No.54062184]

>>54062144
50 cent motherfuckaaa

[Anonymous No.54062194]

We're pumping into CPI

[Anonymous No.54062213]

>>54062194
Bank crisis trumps any CPI report. That shit takes a back seat.

[Anonymous No.54062220]

>>54062174
multiple banks could never ever ever ever have similar investment strategies and a web of debt between each other, that's for sure. I'm sure this is nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.54062247]

>>54062213
There's no crisis. This is a literal who bank, where in a worst case scenario, depositors are getting a 10% haircut.

[Anonymous No.54062250]

jepi......spxs........zzzz

[Anonymous No.54062264]

[Anonymous No.54062274]

how does vix gain value from volatility

[Anonymous No.54062281]

>>54062247
>97.3% haircut = 10%
>18th largest bank = literally who
>roku, crowdstrike, linkedin, shopify = shitty unprofitable startups
You are so dumb, it hurts.

[Anonymous No.54062284]

>>54062144
Algorithm buffering. Fucking with R in another view. Outliers are unobtainable in "reason" with such a large block.
Easily placed specifically to move even more money in lower but still unreasonable layers.

[Anonymous No.54062298]

>>54062174
It's not. We were/are going down because inflation is still hot and the fed is still hiking rates. The bank collapse is just the clickbait story headline that midwits need before they actually click sell bags near the bottom instead of doing it a month ago in the green.

I fully expect more downside but not nearly as much as the idiots here think. If you hold puts into FOMC you are fucking crazy because they legitimately could pause or only do 25bps and we could have a retard rally

[Anonymous No.54062303]

>>54062264
Death to all tech trannies

[Anonymous No.54062305]

>>54062250
Do sh instead of spxs and it becomes an actually decent strategy (you hedge the downside risk while keeping the call premium).

[Anonymous No.54062323]

>>54062247
It's not a literal who bank. It's the 16th largest bank, not your local credit union on the corner. Several other large banks and institutions are set up the same way choosing the way of woke diversity hires for ESG money, but that doesn't work long term. I think you'll continue to see more banks shit the bed in the near future. If bank runs start, it will be even sooner.

[Anonymous No.54062325]

>>54062095
Shut up Dennis

[Anonymous No.54062351]

>>54062111
Neither do faggots.

[Anonymous No.54062372]

>>54062323
lol yesterday it was the 18th largest bank. Fucking nonsense. Either way, since when did the 16th or 18th of anything become something significant? Lmao

[Anonymous No.54062378]

>>54062323
It was a major bank collapse but I don't think silicon tech socialism diversity tranny loans bank is indicative of the way banks in sane states are being operated.

California is a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.54062381]

>>54062372
Who cares the market wants lower and it’s going to get it

[Anonymous No.54062393]

>>54062323
>It's the 16th largest bank
Anon, JPM is sitting on an unrealized loss of 10Billion more than your "16th largest" and that 50Billion isn't even 1.5% of their total holdings.
Unrealized just means there are still divy payouts on the way. >4%/year/share, and getting better as the prices go down.

[Anonymous No.54062411]

[Anonymous No.54062430]

>>54062305
interesting, i'll look into it

[Anonymous No.54062431]

>>54062393
You literally don't know the first thing (and I really mean the first thing) about finance. What the fuck are you even doing posting here? You can't possibly understand even the worst post in these threads.

[Anonymous No.54062434]

>>54062381
It's been going down for fucking weeks you fucking retards just didn't notice until fox News told you the world is ending

I haven't been this bullish since like October but I'm starting to lean bull the more hysterical you faggots get.

I guarantee three months from now everyone will be talking about ATH again and posting bulls and memory holed the bank collapse.

[Anonymous No.54062439]

SVIB is a nothing burger, the government doesn't see them going down as the first domino in a bank collapse, bear schizo posting won't change anythign
DON'T BET AGAINST AMERICA

[Anonymous No.54062443]

>>54062431
>blah blah blah
blah blah nigger blah blah vatnik.

[Anonymous No.54062444]

>>54062281
>>54062323
It's only the 16th largest due to the crazy amounts of money flowing into these unprofitable shitcos that had agreements to hold all their money there.
This is like when the cryptards were comparing Bitcoin or Ethereum to Visa, these things suddenly disappearing overnight can't harm the economy to the point that it would cause a crisis.

[Anonymous No.54062456]

>>54062411
So a bank no one gave two shits about collapses on a Friday, and within 48 hours a bunch of faggot startups are screeching about not being able to pay their bills? Jesus fucking christ if your business can't survive over a single weekend you unironically do not deserve to be in business. Fuck man. This is legitimately the best setup possible for a situation where nothing of value was lost but central banks can still make an argument for pausing and cutting and printing.

[Anonymous No.54062458]

>>54062411
LMAO

[Anonymous No.54062460]

>>54062439
They never change thier playbook. Silly tranny democrats.

[Anonymous No.54062475]

>>54062439
Go out and hug a chinese person in chinatown right now

[Anonymous No.54062492]

>>54061277
Any more webms like >>>/wsg/5001628 ?

[Anonymous No.54062493]

>>54062456
>Jesus fucking christ if your business can't survive over a single weekend you unironically do not deserve to be in business
Yeah you should always have enough money to pay salaries for a month or two and keep that money safely in a ba- AAACCK

[Anonymous No.54062513]

>>54060188
Because thats sexist and racist to trannies and niggers

[Anonymous No.54062522]

Average thread IQ: 2

[Anonymous No.54062523]

>britian will bail out their champagne socialista
>us will do the same

What happened to simply letting bad buisness just fail? So fucking what if millions lose their savings and jobs? Why don't we take the uniquely american position and say "fuck 'em"?

Oh wait, all of the ceos of these banks are jewish or poos. If these were actual white ceos their buisnesses would be allowed to fail.

[Anonymous No.54062526]

>>54062493
Again, why would a business that is worth keeping around do their banking with some regional bank from California who apparently had no idea how to properly hedge their dogshit bond purchases? This all just reads as a shitty venture capital scheme gone wrong. You know that the people at the top of it are going to make it out completely unscathed.

[Anonymous No.54062530]

>>54062439
Of course its a jew telling us everything is fine. Fucking pottery.

[Anonymous No.54062534]

Does my future daughters transition start with anime or SOXL?

[Anonymous No.54062537]

>>54062513
>niggers have a bank account
>niggers have a bank account with more than a negative balance

[Anonymous No.54062543]

>>54062522
?

[Anonymous No.54062556]

>>54062534
Neither. Just start voting democrat.

[Anonymous No.54062562]

>>54062530
It's always going to be a jew telling you things because they literally are all jews anon

[Anonymous No.54062567]

Gold and silver are gonna moon on Monday aren't there?

[Anonymous No.54062577]

>>54062526
Yeah you're right anon. Only big banks should exist. The entire economy should be managed by 1 or 2 banks. That would be great right. You're so smart anon? FUCK regional banks.

[Anonymous No.54062583]

>>54062562
Nice! Another noticer around these here parts.

[Anonymous No.54062584]

The bailouts you all predict are literally illegal under current law. I doubt dems will not consider repealing dodd frank lmao

[Anonymous No.54062591]

>>54062577
In this case, they fucked themselves. Absolutely asked for it.

[Anonymous No.54062594]

>>54061203
Indeed, boomers are the greatest market force in the world and you overlook that at your peril.

[Anonymous No.54062600]

>>54062523
Reported for anti-semitism

[Anonymous No.54062606]

>>54062567
Lets see how the fear run to the dollar plays out first.

[Anonymous No.54062613]

>>54062577
FUCK YOU SWINE KIKE JEW NIGGER CUNT. IF YOUR REGIONAL BANK FUCKS UP SO HARD IT FAILS THATS ON YOU CUNT

EAT A DOG TURD AND ACCEPT YOU MADE POOR CHOICES

[Anonymous No.54062611]

>>54061920
Hodl. Buy more (AMD) if you can at strategic levels. Recognize that you're too dumb to time the market, but that AI is the future and AMD will be hitting new ATH's in a couple of years at most. Literally just buy and wait.

In the mean time, have a good career going that pays the bills and allows you to invest more. Even if my portfolio went to $0 I'd still having a nice chunk of change in my checking account and I could still pay my bills easily. Basically just need society to get it's shit together and not collapse completely, but of course your stocks won't matter if that happened anyways so it's a moot point. And as we all know, nothing ever happens. So take advantage while there's blood in the streets. Then just wait, you should be young and not need the money right now. If you're not, well, fucking dump all of your time and energy into getting good gainful employment.

[Anonymous No.54062614]

>>54062522
And you had to lower it

[Anonymous No.54062621]

>>54062577
anon there are dozens of big banks and thousands of credit unions
not our fault the diversity hire silicon valley one went tits up because women are bad at managing money

[Anonymous No.54062624]

>>54062567
Silver is crashing. Its an industrial.
I will be shorting gold and going long on silver next week

[Anonymous No.54062634]

>>54062567
Yes, but the mining stocks will probably get crushed

[Anonymous No.54062648]

>>54062634
Buy the dip on copper and hold it for five years. This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.54062670]

>>54062583
34 and no beard. Don't vote. Didn't get the vax. Rest is pretty accurate. The jews really do run America its not a conspiracy but I do believe they are generally higher iq than the average goyim and I have no racial allegiance/hate dumb fat people just like they do so it all makes sense desu

[Anonymous No.54062673]

>>54062562
>>54062583
You guys are crazy. This is purely coincidence. It's not about them being jewish, it's that jews are smart so obviously they occupy high positions of authority and power. :^)

[Anonymous No.54062676]

>>54062577
This is exactly the type of disingenuous hyperbole I would expect from a permadoomer faggot /pol/ tourist

[Anonymous No.54062704]

>>54062670
An actual nooticer, i see you king.

[Anonymous No.54062709]

>>54062676
He's a leftist dog cunt who thinks that we should just bail out every fucking buisness that fails because his buddy works at one. Californians should be raped to death

[Anonymous No.54062714]

>>54062673
Its like a weird form of reverse nepotism
Women, trannies, and niggers get hired into positions they arent qualified for and have no connections and its widely announced
Ah, and the opposite is they get pit in because of nepotism and perceived merit. I wonder if diversity hires are a smokescreen

[Anonymous No.54062718]

>>54062676
They most likely just fomo shorted the bottom on Friday and are getting nervous.

[Anonymous No.54062720]

Is USD going to lose a bit of its value this Monday?
I was thinking about getting some EURUSD, but I have no idea at this point.
Also, I know this is /smg/ but sirs please do redeem and recommend some sources for learning about forex.

[Anonymous No.54062736]

>>54062720
>EURUSD
Dont. Its the most traded and liquid currency.
Consider a small amount of a real exotic currency like HUF or NZD or BRL

[Anonymous No.54062741]

>cryptotards buying all the Tether they can
lmao

[Anonymous No.54062751]

>>54062673
I've only met one dumb Jewish guy before. He was in my fraternity and I swear his literacy level was like middleschool tops but he was also was an alcoholic twink so he brain was probably really rotted from always being liquor drunk. His dad was an attorney of course and he got a job at a bank.

In general though all of the Jewish people I've met do tend to be higher iq than the average goyim but they are also predisposed to acting generally "squirrelly", paranoid, schizo etc

[Anonymous No.54062756]

>>54062741
Thats more because USDC depegged and its now "the best" stablecoin

[Anonymous No.54062761]

>>54061179
That's a very long winded way of saying he likes pussy best

[Anonymous No.54062774]

>>54062736
>Be Hungarian
>Have exotic currency in my wallet wherever I go

[Anonymous No.54062784]

>>54062025
Gee, promote a bank run so that you can buy cheapies in a few weeks. Fucker. I know, I'm a baggie and it'll recover nicely.

[Anonymous No.54062799]

>>54062751
The attachment of the Talmud to the Torah fucks them up badly. The Torah has legit useful genetic advantage lessons. Actual Kosher is a good way to keep your body healthy in a number of cases, which will help your genes stay healthier, which in turn helps your kids. Plus longevity of life assists intergenerational wealth.
But the Talmud makes them nutcase. They've been told that ONLY Jacob's kids have a value, but not even the Rabbi can trace back to Jacob anymore.
The Talmud is a suicide cult. Ipso, very smart, and amazingly brain broken. Constant Cognitive Dissonance involving your death and your eternal damnation will fuck anyone up.

[Anonymous No.54062803]

>>54061860

[Anonymous No.54062809]

Is this the crypto general? Baking new crypto friendly thread

[Anonymous No.54062822]

>>54062736
>>54062774
Sorry I meant its mabipulated the most. Banks set the exchange rates to whatever they want. More people trading it = more money for them when they reverse it on no news

[Anonymous No.54062827]

>>54062799
Most of them are openly agnostic or atheist atleast in America. It's a genetic bond and it does influence things like IQ. I don't understand how you guys can acknowledge most niggers are dumb buy don't think most jews can be smart.

They will help the tribe based on blood relation even if you don't go to the synagogue

[Anonymous No.54062851]

>>54062822
>>54062736
Alright, thanks anon. Do you by any chance know any twitter accs/youtube channels that are worth following? Thought I'd ask because you sure do know more about this topic than I do.

[Anonymous No.54062850]

>>54062827
I don't understand how you can read what I wrote and then write what you did, unless you didn't understand it, or your brain won't allow you.

[Anonymous No.54062872]

>>54062850
You blame the Torah or Talmud. Most don't even read it.

The crazy is literally in their blood/genes. They are literal genetically predisposed to shit like being schizo

[Anonymous No.54062878]

>>54062741
dont see that ending well

[Anonymous No.54062923]

What's gonna happen to stocks next week? How low are they gonna fall?

[Anonymous No.54062939]

>>54062774
>live in Poland
>have pics of Don Johnson wearing a crown in my pocket
imagine not having drawings of kings in your pocket at all times

[Anonymous No.54062966]

>>54062923
When everyone thinks it's going to crash it probably won't. Little bit of red to get people hooked on puts and panic selling and then a rally for FOMC. That's my prediction atleast

[Anonymous No.54062970]

>>54062872
>or
I don't blame both.

[Anonymous No.54062976]

>>54061754
THE FED WILL NEVER AGAIN COME TO YOUR AID
YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QikoZ8gb1CA

[Anonymous No.54062977]

New thread for mayo monkeys like (you)
>>54060713
>>54060713
>>54060713

[Anonymous No.54063017]

>>54062774
>>54062939
>tfw we have our most illustrious citizens in our bank notes

[Anonymous No.54063018]

>>54060655
/rgt/ forever!!

[Anonymous No.54063043]

>>54062025
Reminder that you can safely inverse anyone who types it as "FED".

[Anonymous No.54063059]

>>54063043
Opinion inversed thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.54063064]

>>54063017
The American $20 should be a mobility scooter with a fat guy and an ar-15 at Walmart

[Anonymous No.54063079]

>>54062872
Well thats what happens when most of your RNA comes from Satan

[Anonymous No.54063100]

Insider here. Ryan Cohen used GME to short SVB with 420x leverage. GME is going to be the most valuable company in the world. Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.54063101]

>>54063079
Possible I guess. I don't believe God has any doing in the works of man but I think their genes are fucked up from being a small desert hobo tribe that interbred strictly for thousands of years

[Anonymous No.54063140]

>>54063064
I'd be very satisfied with Niko on the $20

[Anonymous No.54063145]

>>54063059
Based close reader

[Anonymous No.54063154]

>>54062720
sauce

[Anonymous No.54063157]

>>54063140
I wish I hadnt seen this

[Anonymous No.54063178]

>>54063157
I share that sentiment.
It gave ma an episode of existential crisis.

[Anonymous No.54063185]

>banks collapsing
>no bailout ls
>bail ins
>all securities and stores of wealth about to get heem'd
Future Robber Barron's it's time to wake up and get to work.

[Anonymous No.54063191]

LAST /SMG/ EVER!
>>54060180
>>54060180
>>54060180

[Anonymous No.54063248]

>>54063017
UMA DELICIA

[Anonymous No.54063255]

VCs caused a run on a bank to prove that they can give the death penalty to any bank they wish at any time. Peter Thiel is a Republican (a bad guy). He was probably working on orders of Putin to collapse the American banking system. We need to give more aid to Ukraine to save the economy.
https://www.businessinsider.com/peter-thiel-founders-fund-pulled-cash-svb-before-collapse-report-2023-3

[Anonymous No.54063263]

>>54063255
>vatnigger D&C
lol

[Anonymous No.54063282]

>>54061860
But how could a tinny tiny no-name bank affect the rapefugie isles?!

[Anonymous No.54063297]

>>54063288

>>54063288

>>54063288

[Anonymous No.54063409]

>>54062751
I believe the word you're looking for is "neurotic".

[Anonymous No.54063414]

>>54062977
ah shit I finally fell for it. was in that thread for a while thinking it was smg

[Anonymous No.54063418]

>>54061456
That's the small font version

[Anonymous No.54063451]

>>54062247
yeah, like literally who are these companies even?

[Anonymous No.54063462]

>>54062670
you should grow a beard, they're pretty rad and a sign of virility historically.

[Anonymous No.54063518]

Save yourselves, buy $GME

[Anonymous No.54063618]

>>54062939
>not posting the note with Gigachad