Bank run update

[Anonymous No.54059748]

Oh no...check out this tweet from Kim Dotcom
Shit's getting real, bros

[Anonymous No.54059766]

>>54059748
if Kim Dotcom is saying it, I'm starting to think it's real.

[Anonymous No.54059775]

based megaman

[Anonymous No.54059778]

>>54059748
That dude hasn't been relevant in forever, his tweets are always the same level of trying to get engagement from fearposting, would take with grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.54059791]

>>54059748
>one shitty bank collapses because it's ran by retarded as fuck women
>the only way a crisis could potentially start is if everyone simultaneously withdraws their money everywhere at the same time for more banks
>HEY EVERYONE WITHDRAW YOUR FUCKING MONEY NOW

[Anonymous No.54059792]

>>54059778
kosher salt im sure

[Anonymous No.54059798]

>>54059791
this, amerisharts are retarded

[Anonymous No.54059800]

>>54059748
nigga i got to pay my bills

[Anonymous No.54059805]

>>54059792
all salts are kosher amerimutt

[Anonymous No.54059806]

>>54059791
that would be so fuckin funney loole

[Anonymous No.54059809]

>>54059748
i would be panicking right now if i had over 250k in any particular account class at a single bank. but withdrawing your $8,000 first thing monday is peak midwit, it will change nothing. it's just cope and a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.54059815]

>>54059748
Oh no. The worlds biggest doomer saying everything is going to go to shit?
What next? Michael Burry saying the markets will be red?

[Anonymous No.54059816]

>>54059805
are you retarded or just pretending?

[Anonymous No.54059819]

>>54059748
I don't take investment advice from fat people

[Anonymous No.54059820]

Is Kimi still in NZ or did we kick him out?

[Anonymous No.54059824]

>>54059766
if Kim starts taking about it then happening is officially cancelled

[Anonymous No.54059825]

>>54059809
you think FDIC is gonna work instantly?
if you dont need that 8k any time soon (as in months), then fine

[Anonymous No.54059828]

>>54059824
YEPPERS

[Anonymous No.54059849]

I was getting worried a bit but this guy is the ultimate countersignal so maybe we're not going to all die?

[Anonymous No.54059851]

>>54059809
>withdrawing your $8,000 first thing monday is peak midwit
I would argue the opposite
There is ZERO benefit from keeping any money in the bank, especially in todays era of 0.01% interest savings accounts
Meanwhile now there is the risk of losing everything if you dont pull your shit out and everyone else does (NPC normies WILL withdraw their money if they see people doing it on social media)
Even digitally moving your bank balance to a stock brokerage account/online gambling account would probably be safer at this point

[Anonymous No.54059854]

>>54059819
My dear god, the latina barrel meme is true, its true. Shes a hell beast

[Anonymous No.54059858]

gotta go fast

[Anonymous No.54059861]

At least a few hundred billion dollars need to be pulled for this to make a difference. Ask yourself, do the people who are aware of this or give a shit about it, and are willing to play against the kike overlords, have that much amount of cash?

[Anonymous No.54059864]

>>54059809
Yeah I opened an account with Citi on Thursday and moved about half of my cash from my regional bank (more specifically I filled out forms that got approved on Friday to move the money). I had $470,000 in it from selling my starter home while housing prices are still super inflated

[Anonymous No.54059865]

>>54059791
/thread

[Anonymous No.54059873]

>>54059791
God please accelerate

[Anonymous No.54059894]

>>54059816
whats wrong?

[Anonymous No.54059974]

>>54059748
>GO TO YOUR BANK FIRST THING MONDAY AND PULL EVERYTHING OUT
Will do. let me call out sick from work like the thousands of other people and stand in line at my bank who will have nothing to give me anyways

[Anonymous No.54059990]

>>54059748
If the bank run doesnt happen on Monday, on behalf of all of 4chan, Kim Dotcom will be announced a faggot of the highest order.

[Anonymous No.54060094]

>>54059791
This is all by design. SVB is the bank. It is where all the richest most powerful vc’s and investors in the world pour money into to fund all the brightest entrepreneurs. This crisis was orchestrated to implement some type of crypto controlled money.

[Anonymous No.54060106]

>>54059974
And just like that, anon lost all his money

[Anonymous No.54060123]

>>54060094
They don't need to orchestrate anything, they can just implement whatever they want and you won't do shit, neither do you have any tools to stop them.

[Anonymous No.54060164]

>>54059791
we are talking about a bank that held 200bn in assets and was used by startups and tech companies not some cryptoshit ran by a pajeet. SBV is just the start and other banks will follow as evident by every banking stock plummeting this week

[Anonymous No.54060175]

>>54059748
Isnt this illegal?

[Anonymous No.54060204]

WE ARE GOING TO BE SO FUCKING FUCKED

[Anonymous No.54060206]

>>54059791
>retarded as fuck women
Trannies aren't women and never will be. And they're mentally ill not retarded.

[Anonymous No.54060214]

>>54060164
>Bank has the entire reserve in 1.5% yield when inflation is 7%
The vast majority of banks did not do this and are not going to eat shit when nobody wants to buy their bags at spot price.

[Anonymous No.54060230]

>>54059791
First National is going down too

[Anonymous No.54060237]

>>54060094
>CBDC gets implemented because billionaires lost a small share of wealth
There is zero correlation between the two anon. Aside from that, they would simply roll it out one day and everyone would passively accept it

[Anonymous No.54060241]

>>54059748
>said the seething fat man from his bunker in New Zealand
k

[Anonymous No.54060242]

>>54060175
Yes and you will eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.54060247]

>>54059748
Fat bastard says a lot of shit.

[Anonymous No.54060267]

>>54060214
There’s multiple banks with 10-80billion in assets in the exact same boat though. None of them that are larger than SVB are at any meaningful risk though

[Anonymous No.54060288]

>>54059748
What does this mean for my shiny rocks?

[Anonymous No.54060327]

>>54059791
In a bankrun scenario, the early birds get the worm.

[Anonymous No.54060365]

Didn't this fatty say long crypto 2 years ago. After failing to shill Bcash for years.

[Anonymous No.54060379]

>>54059748
I don't trust fat people

[Anonymous No.54060391]

>>54059748

[Anonymous No.54060418]

>>54060106
>lost all his money
Even in the worst case scenario, it would only be about 15% loss. I don't deny that I'm retarded, but I'm not absolutely retarded

[Anonymous No.54060429]

>>54060094
Everything is a conspiracy to the ameritard.
Svb lent money to tards. They pissed it away.
Lending more s now too expensive.
Ergo they went bust.

[Anonymous No.54060433]

>>54059791
I'm thinking BASED, what's your problem anon?

[Anonymous No.54060438]

>>54059748
If this retard is saying it, then the "bankrun" is confirmed to be a nothingburger that will fully resolve in less than a week. Spx will be back above 4k by Friday.

[Anonymous No.54060466]

>>54060267
Exactly. I suspect some other unhealthy banks are about to die soon. Yesterday maybe, even. But the big boys will just get bigger. We love our kings of Jerusalem

[Anonymous No.54060487]

>>54059854
It’s not really fair to her, she has had an organ transplant and has an autoimmune disorder, she is pumped full of drugs and steroids. The wall is lucky to have not killed that one

[Anonymous No.54060667]

>>54059791
It's based, woke clowns may run the system, but we just stopped financing them.

[Anonymous No.54060709]

>>54059748
does this retard realize inciting bank runs is a federal crime? and jews REALLY, REALLY dislike it. and he's already been extradited twice in his life.

what a dumbass

[Anonymous No.54060731]

>>54060327
better be safe than sorry

[Anonymous No.54060752]

>>54059791
This. So many euphoric doomers right now trying to make people afraid

[Anonymous No.54060799]

i have to be at work at 6 am on monday and im lazy as fuck, so i think i will just let my money sit in my bank

[Anonymous No.54060818]

>>54059851
niggers will be more likely to break into people's houses since they know there's a high chance people withdrew their deposits

[Anonymous No.54060820]

>>54059791
Good. They can all suck my dick and die.

[Anonymous No.54060907]

>>54059851
>Even digitally moving your bank balance to a stock brokerage account/online gambling account would probably be safer at this point

You think it's safer to keep some money in Vanguard's money market fund, than it is to keep it in a checking account?

[Anonymous No.54060938]

>>54060327
>bank run happens
>youre first to get your cash
>the rest of 90% of people don't
>they just rob you first

[Anonymous No.54060960]

>>54059824
This.
That nigga is just trying to revive the dead happening to somehow profit off of it

[Anonymous No.54061147]

>>54059748
That dude never delivers. OP is a fag.

[Anonymous No.54061162]

you niggas dont have ATMs? go get your money today if its so important.

[Anonymous No.54061180]

>>54060094
Correct
>>54060123
>>54060237
They need crisis to implement their change
Is this your first day on earth?

[Anonymous No.54061334]

>>54059791
Two banks have failed since Thursday. A third (Wells Fargo) may happen soon too.

[Anonymous No.54061355]

>>54059748
of course this chink spy is trying to instigate a bank run in the US

[Anonymous No.54061407]

>>54061162

[Anonymous No.54061434]

>>54059791
You don't underrstand life, look up the prisoner's dilemma. It's more likely for people to fuck each other over if absolute cooperation is necessary for a win

[Anonymous No.54061443]

>>54061355
theres an ongoing bank run presently occuring in the US

[Anonymous No.54061508]

>>54059798
A German living in New Zealand is an Amerishart?

[Anonymous No.54061511]

>>54059791
SVB was a bank specializing in holding the monies of the same Venture Capitalists on boards of a bunch of speculative, unprofitable startups.

SVB invested those billions in long dated bonds to draw a profit, as their customers had no need for loans and the like.

High interest simultaneously fuxxed Venture Capital investment cash flows and long-dated bonds. SVB shit the bed because it was hyper specialized in a single sector notorious for herd-mentality.

Sorry doomies, this won't even effect local small banks, let alone the giants.

[Anonymous No.54061529]

>>54059748
Even if my bank goes under what's stopping me from using my digibucks with my debit card?

[Anonymous No.54061578]

>>54061529
Nothing because your accounts are Federally insured.
This may spread to more Silvergates and SVB type banks, but only cryptotards and Venture Capitalists use those.

It may mean a massive decrease is startups promising space taxis that operate on the blockchain-blockchain-blockchain, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.54061612]

>>54059748
They are shepherds. They’re leading us to the slaughterhouse. Run on the banks to own the digital Amerishekel? Ho, please. I’d almost rather unironically vote for Trump’s “let’s start a hot war on the Mexican border immediately” platform. Here is your chance, I guess.

[Anonymous No.54061623]

>>54060938
>open fire 2nd amendment
>goto trial
>win
>people you shot pay your legal fees
Checkmate liberals

[Anonymous No.54061723]

>>54060094
Buy XRP, unironically

[Anonymous No.54061752]

>>54059851
>Even digitally moving your bank balance to a stock brokerage account/online gambling account would probably be safer at this point
Okay bros, who do I trust with my funds?

[Anonymous No.54061810]

>>54060709
He’s not the only one faggot, Peter Thiel started it sending out a message to all his portfolio companies.

This board is nothing but bots and shills. Thankfully I can see right through you low iq HIV positive ass niggers

[Anonymous No.54061822]

>>54060818
Gun owners wink at you

[Anonymous No.54061850]

>>54060123
Evil needs permisssion first

[Anonymous No.54061862]

>>54061850
((((They)))) always tell you first to admonish the karma. High iq pays attention and profits off the evil behavior

[Anonymous No.54061885]

>>54059791
Accelerate

[Anonymous No.54061970]

Don't forget to tell your friends that it's the end of the world so that you can suck and fuck each other off as the nukes drop.

[Anonymous No.54062046]

>>54061511
Yeah and credit suisse delayed publishing their balance sheets because everything is perfectly fine there. Kys nigger

[Anonymous No.54062062]

>>54059748
>Kim Dotcon

[Anonymous No.54062090]

>>54059748
based

[Anonymous No.54062132]

>>54059748
Isn't this a crime?

[Anonymous No.54062175]

>>54060752

[Anonymous No.54062188]

>>54059748
This is literal nothing compared to 2008.

[Anonymous No.54062202]

>>54060907
Yeah

[Anonymous No.54062282]

>>54059791
This.
During liquidity crunches banks ALWAYS try to institute withdrawal limits. It's insane how many people are completely braindead to economic downturns.We will be fine if we don't panic, just like the last 20 times this has happened. People panicking caused the Great Depression in large part, by obliterating financial institutions which destroyed liquidity generation.

[Anonymous No.54062327]

bank run wont happen average americans have no money and are too dumb to withdraw it in time anyways

[Anonymous No.54062330]

>>54062282
it is entirely understandable for people to take precautions during events like these.
of course, more panic just accelerates everything but who wants to be left standing with empty bags and no food next week?

if you dont want a bank run, make sure the banks are well run to begin with.

[Anonymous No.54062627]

>>54059824
This

[Anonymous No.54062666]

>>54062330
>Banks should be run well to begin with
Find an absolutely SAFE asset right now, that generates guaranteed returns. Except bonds there are none.
Banks bought bonds, so they have to wait for them to mature to generate liquidity.
That means as long as people only withdraw the regular amount they always do, we have zero problems.
It's goofballs like you that think a downturn is a depression that CAUSE depressions.

[Anonymous No.54062708]

>>54061180
>They need crisis to implement their change
Not anymore. They've figured out they can just do whatever they want and the populace is retarded enough to always comply

[Anonymous No.54062724]

>>54062327
can a simple porchini even satisfy that beast brehs....? or is it only for the BOC (BIG OYSTER COCK)

[Anonymous No.54062849]

>>54062282
>We will be fine if we don't panic

>*bank buys billions in 2.5 at 10yr bonds*

[Anonymous No.54063239]

>>54062666
hello satan.
depression is caused by a lack of confidence from all sides.
people cant borrow money and banks cant raise money.
rothschilds has gone home. they liquidated plenty of shit these last years and bought a shit ton of gold already back in 2016.
party is over.

[Anonymous No.54063350]

>>54059748
I have 50k in a midwest regional bank. am i fucked?

[sage No.54063355]

this is an even bigger nothingburger than the russian ukranian war

[Anonymous No.54063360]

>>54063350
Buy physical gold now

[Anonymous No.54063380]

I know how to solve this situation. Place armed guards at the doors of every bank tomorrow. Shoot everyone who tries to come in and claim their money. Bankrun avoided.

[Anonymous No.54063609]

>>54059824
He's usually right but often he's too hyperbolic and ends up crying wolf.
There really is no cure for this disease that afflicts the West, they outsourced production to China and replaced the productivity with the equivalent of magic beans. Now China is in the ascention and the West is in decline because it turns out that HR roasties and diversity does not infact create value, it infact does the exact opposite. The West believed they could create the equivalent of an economic perpetual motion machine, turns out that they could not.

[Anonymous No.54063712]

>>54059861
Unfortunately most of the publics money will be tied into pension funds.

[Anonymous No.54063867]

>>54062724

[Anonymous No.54063893]

>>54059791
yeah i hate this shit. this is how the stupid toilet roll started. people should be fucking arrested for starting panics.

[Anonymous No.54063911]

>>54059748
If that fatass starts talking about it, then it means nothing will ever happen.

[Anonymous No.54063948]

>>54059791
Many banks stocks fell huge

[Anonymous No.54063949]

Went to Wells Fargo yesterday to close my account. I had over 11.000 bucks in the account. They refused to give me my money. I ended up making a scene telling them to give me my damn money. They called security and had me escorted out of the mall. Today is Sunday so the local WF are all closed.

I'm going from one WF to another on Monday to get my money out. I hope it isn't too late. Just a heads up if you have a Wells Fargo account you better start working to get your money out before its too late.

[Anonymous No.54063987]

>>54063949
I do and I am not

[Anonymous No.54064017]

I wonder what asian country is behind the series of bank run posts.

[Anonymous No.54064090]

>>54059791
The issue is that SVB may have been the canary in the coal mine as plenty of other big banks are doing the same retarded short sighted stuff that just made them defunct. And when people’s entire savings and bank accounts are on the line, do you seriously expect them to not go full DEFCON 1 and withdraw everything that isn’t nailed down after a bank with billions in assets just got rekt seemingly out of nowhere? If people are getting their money taken out of their own accounts and getting their pay frozen because of this then no shit people are immediately going to assume the worst and GTFO as soon as they can.

[Anonymous No.54064139]

>>54059748
What a fucking douchebag

[Anonymous No.54064152]

>>54059791
>nooooo you should let the kikes gamble with your money

[Anonymous No.54064162]

>>54059748
Retarded fat fuck Doomer that got booted out of the US for kiddy porn.

[Anonymous No.54064209]

>>54059766
If Dim DotFail says it then it's confirmed bullshit

[Anonymous No.54064219]

>>54059748
Are you going to pull out all your money from banks anon?

https://strawpoll.com/polls/w4nWrojBlyA

[Anonymous No.54064223]

>>54060230
Shut the fuck up dipshit, you don’t even know the name of the bank in question.

[Anonymous No.54064272]

>>54059791
Every fucking bankrun thread we get a variation of this on the first few replies. I think shits actually serious I’d they’re shilling this hard

[Anonymous No.54064346]

>>54064223
this redditor is panicking

[Anonymous No.54064493]

>>54064272
>so many bank run threads
>certainly not evidence of shilling
>replies in bank run thread
>certainly evidence of shilling
Impressive bullshit anon.

[Anonymous No.54064523]

>>54064346
lol. no I’m not retard.
>RUN TO THE BANKS AND PULL YOUR MONEY MONDAY MORNING!!!
>ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS PANICKING!!!
lol. Fucking retards everywhere.

[Anonymous No.54064538]

>>54059791
A C C E L E R A C E

[Anonymous No.54064560]

>>54064346
Actually, you're the fucking ESL fag.
Next bank in question is First Republic Bank, not First National.
zoomer cocksucker

[Anonymous No.54064567]

>>54064493
>>54064523
How’s weather in Tel Aviv schlomo

[Anonymous No.54064599]

>>54064560
>actually you are the
Never claimed not to be esl
>next bank is name
Don’t give a fuck I’m not American solipsistic retard

[Anonymous No.54064606]

>>54059748
Kim is a fucking brainlet that got lucky on a website investment once.

[Anonymous No.54064700]

>>54064567
I don’t know, Goldbergstein. You tell us.

[Anonymous No.54064762]

>>54064599
>I’m not American
exactly, so you're irrelevant.
probably not even White.

[Anonymous No.54064801]

>54064700
>54064762
>n- no u
>mutt
>50% shitskin
>y- you’re not white
these are bots/shills

[Anonymous No.54065199]

>>54063609

Anon China is in free fall with no Western orders for their factories.

They are closing down factories and sending people back to their family farmlands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTtK3kHyv7s&t=906s

[Anonymous No.54065210]

>>54064523
>>RUN TO THE BANKS AND PULL YOUR MONEY MONDAY MORNING!!!
>>ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS PANICKING!!!

And put your money where clown?

[Anonymous No.54065233]

>>54063609
LMAO China's economy totally depends on America. And even if it didn't, their demographics are worse than Japan's.

[Anonymous No.54065401]

its a powder keg desu. basically all the banks are holding these bunk bonds and are running reserves <10%

want us to live in lala land till their bets pay off like they arent insolvent and incapable of servicing their customers

[Anonymous No.54065403]

>>54065199
TWO. MORE. WEEKS.

[Anonymous No.54065420]

>>54059748
Kim dot com is my reliable news source

[Anonymous No.54065603]

>>54064700
>>54064762
See? Jewish shills/bots only reply when they get (you)s because that’s when they’re paid

[Anonymous No.54065664]

>>54065403
>that image
kek
amerisharts are starting to get desperate and I will enjoy the downfall of the anglo menace from my comfy eastern european apartment.

[Anonymous No.54065754]

>>54065210
I would rather have my assets in DeFi vaults like Beefy and Spool, that way I am in control of my assets.

[Anonymous No.54065775]

>>54065233
>>54065199
Yes, the global economy is fucked but at least China can still produce the goods they need because they have the manufacturing power, what does the West have to sell?

[Anonymous No.54065830]

>>54065403
you realise the evergrande disaster is still happening right

[Anonymous No.54065853]

>>54065775
Andrenochrome and body parts>>54065775

[Anonymous No.54065856]

>>54065830
Was that post supposed to make people believe your narrative

[Anonymous No.54065905]

>>54059819
>later the heffer will regurgitate its cud to chew it more thoroughly

[Anonymous No.54066344]

>>54065210
>What a fuckin
hey dummy i'm the one saying don't do that. catch up.
>>54065603
>there are people on the internet who actually believe retards like KCu1at5F anon.
i mean, hey, at least you're not a tripfag. but that's the next step for you.

[Anonymous No.54066402]

>>54059819
Bieber bros we just keep winning!

[Anonymous No.54066445]

>>54059748
He can actually be prosecuted for posting this

[Anonymous No.54066486]

>>54066344
>I’m not a bot I’m actually a retarded person
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.54066497]

Could this affect banks in the podunk towns in the middle of nowhere?

[Anonymous No.54066527]

>>54059748
this fat retarded is the dumbest human on earth

[Anonymous No.54066555]

>>54066527
is it because you're a mumoid?

[Anonymous No.54067035]

>>54061434
>looks up game theory on jewtube
>gets out thinking he understands life

[Anonymous No.54067397]

>>54059791

[Anonymous No.54067441]

>>54059748
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.54067523]

>>54060709

[Anonymous No.54067550]

Right, because Kim's calls are always right, and he totally hasn't lied before.

[Anonymous No.54067562]

>>54059791
>e only way a crisis could potentially start is if everyone simultaneously withdraws their money everywhere at the same time for more banks

[Anonymous No.54067578]

>>54059748
lol kim dotcom is a clown

[Anonymous No.54067603]

>>54059791
this

[Anonymous No.54067732]

>be keybank chad
>bank is ESG clownworld anyways
>they still let me move as much money around as I wish to shitcoin exchanges no problems at all

aah feels good to be a noncredit union mid tier bank chad. I cant imagine being a small bank or giant bank cuck or worse a cr*dit union user.

[Anonymous No.54067874]

>>54059748
I will be withdrawing my $5 allowance that my mom sent me to speed up the collapse.

[Anonymous No.54069785]

>>54062666
>Economy takes multiple shocks in succession
>Inflation rises
>Fed raises rates
>Banks buy in because who wouldn't take a 30-year 7% bond from the government?
>Banks can't shell out when people come for their money
>Bank run
>Depression
And yet monetarism is still rejected.

[Anonymous No.54070492]

so is this just for yank anons or should a aus fag like my self be worried