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How do I short chocolate? Do not ask why.

>> No.54056293

>>54056282
exlax
thats how you shart chocolate

>> No.54056316

>>54056282
You don’t want to short squeeze a chocolate company.
That’s called Hershey squirts

>> No.54056351

>>54056282
its already been done. havent you heard of fun size candy bars

>> No.54056754

>>54056282
https://www.theice.com/products/7/Cocoa-Futures

>> No.54056768
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Why are Americans incapable of making good chocolate? Why do chuds love the taste of wax and throw up? Corn syrup?

>> No.54056809

>>54056768
We have tons of good chocolate
We just export our worst shit
Why do Europeans think we don’t have 100’s of different kinds of chocolate and bread? You guys think America consists of the American aisle at your grocery store.

>> No.54056829

>>54056809
Lmao no you do not. Absolute cope. Enjoy your seed oils low T anon

>> No.54056848

>>54056829
I literally purchased an assortment of different Swiss, German, and French chocolates when I did groceries yesterday you fucking retard.

>> No.54056850 [DELETED] 

>>54056282
YOU CANT EAT YOUR OWN POOP

>> No.54056878

>>54056282
I won't ask why, but how did you come to desire to do that?

>> No.54056890

>>54056829
you think europoors dont export to the richest country on earth?

>> No.54056896

>>54056282
Why?

>> No.54056906

>>54056848
>different Swiss, German, and French chocolates
Yeah the Swiss, German and French aren't incapable of making quality chocolate goyslop anon

>> No.54056941

>>54056890
That's doesn't answer the question "why are Americans incapable of making actual chocolate and not corn syrup wax?"

>> No.54057017

>>54056941
When the baseline of acceptable is corn syrup wax, that's what you get. We're willing to eat whatever the fuck so long as it's unhealthy, that's the brice of breedom!

>> No.54057236

>>54056829
i'm literally eating turkish figs dipped right now i'm going to dip them in your tears

>> No.54057250

>>54056941
HEY DONT FORGET THE VOMIT CHEMICAL
jeez it's what gives it that american-y tang we all love so much in fatfuck land.

>> No.54057254

>>54057236
Literally irrelevant but le epic troll

>> No.54057807

>>54056941
All chocolate tastes bad unless it’s wrapped around peanuts and caramel
We have chocolate without butyric acid too even Hershey makes a high end chocolate brand sold in every grocery store that doesn’t contain butyric acid.
We have more choices available then any other country on the world and we have Europe meme our shot because you guys work for nothing and are mostly unemployed drunks
Europe has been trash since world war 2
After that you guys became our bitch, the dollar became the standard and you watch our tv and movies while we forget your continent even exists
None of you eurofags ever even claim a country, you just talk shit on the US because your obsessed

>> No.54057820

Put options on BARN.SW and LISN.SW

>> No.54059662

>>54056282
Is it because of the mosquitoes?

>> No.54060743

>>54057250
That's the essence of cow you're tasting when you eat American Milk Chocolate.

>> No.54060778

>>54057250
Butyric acid isn’t the “vomit” chemical.
It’s also in butter and parmesan cheese. Just because something contains in some proportion the same compound as another thing, doesn’t make them remotely the same.