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Investing is like walking on a thin rope and the floor is filled with crocodiles swimming in lava

>> No.54048041

>>54048023
Perhaps his first mistake was buying that NFT profile picture.

>> No.54048046

maybe thats why god banned moneylending and rentseeking

>> No.54048048

Wow that sucks I really hate it for him.

>> No.54048079

I thought svb was for businesses only

>> No.54048094

>done
Not by choice though

>> No.54048098

>bro first I got caught in [event]
>then I tried to go to [talking point] but then [event]
>and finally I tried to fix it all with [talking point] but then event again!
Wow that's amazing. I won't ask for a screenshot I'll retweet like and share instead I'm fucking mad now

>> No.54048119

The 15k is insured then

>> No.54048123

>>54048079
This is how people get famous now. They just retroactively talk about being caught in whatever [current thing] is and then soapbox about needing changes

>> No.54048151

>>54048123
To add, depending on how globohomo his Twitter history is I would not be surprised if this faggot gets a blue checkmark in a week or 2

>> No.54048153

>>54048046
>(((god)))
Only for goyim slaves (you)

>> No.54048155

>>54048023
I honestly don't feel bad when normies get rekt from intentionally being oblivious to the real world. This person would call you an incel or chud if you told them that you can never trust chinks, kikes, or niggers.

>> No.54048181

>>54048023
I think I'm the only person on the planet who took "Invest only what you can afford to lose" seriously. Only about 5% of my investments are in crypto..

>> No.54048204

>>54048079
It is. Imagine that, an NFT enthusiast blatantly lying

>> No.54048251

>>54048023
He's almost like the Violet Jessop of crypto.

>> No.54048265

>>54048079
I'm sure he has a Brand or whatever.

>> No.54048274

>>54048265
Someone retweet "shut up, Brand"

>> No.54048285

>>54048181
Most people in crypto aren't looking for a small side investment, they're looking for the lottery ticket that will turn their life around. And the price for a chance at that ticket is to bet more than you can afford to lose

>> No.54048308

>>54048023
At least the cockatiels burned to death.

>> No.54048331

>>54048023
Except the rope is a power line and Powell just fired it up.

CASH CASH CASH CASH

>> No.54048340

>>54048153
pretty sure he thinks the jews broke their covenant and became beings entirely enslaved by the material world and that's why he created Christianity

>> No.54048376

>>54048023
and the cashier name was albert einstein

>> No.54048384
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54048384

>>54048023

I hope be begged for mercy as he watched his money run away from him. As he cried into the abyss he had created. Surrounded by the terrible thoughts that tortured his mind, they whispered to him, "you can end this Jake". Jake looked over at the nightstand where his gun usually sat. But, there was only a candy cane. Agony wrecked havoc on his mind, he had no other choice. He took the candy cane and unwrapped it. He stuffed the candy cane into his ear, piercing his skull. The cane severed his brain as the peppermint released and soothed his mind. It was all over for Jake.

>> No.54048393

>>54048098
This guy sees the strings

>> No.54049538
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54049538

all my money is in a wells fargo savings account making 0.01% interest

these people called me dumb

>> No.54049598

>>54048023
He's like that Chinese guy on >>>/gif/ that got chopped in half by a light pole, crushed by a truck, and then burst into flames.

>> No.54050552

>>54048119
The point is he sucks at making picks so bad that even the banks he picks fail.

>> No.54050613

>>54048023
>$15K in SVB
This drama queen is covered by FDIC so he hasn't lost a penny.

>> No.54050622

>investing
You mean speculating on random shitcoins (stablecoins are shitcoins btw)

>> No.54050653

>>54048023
Retard would do anything not to self custody. Kek cex wallet boys get the rope

>> No.54051652

>>54048023
Kek.

>> No.54051671

>>54048023
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.54051875

>>54048023
That's what you get for getting into crypto to hold "stable" coins. Maybe the dumbass shoulda held actual crypto.

>> No.54051978

>>54048023
He's under $250k he didn't lose a dime. (ignoring the UST crash bit, he's retarded)

>> No.54052742

>>54048079
Would people just make up stuff on twitter for likes? Who does that?

>> No.54052801

>>54049538
Why not in an Ally CD making 5%?

>> No.54052808

>>54048023
Thanks for playing.

>> No.54052861

>>54048023
>I'm fucking done
No he isn't. He'll continue gambling with any sort of money he accumulates.

>> No.54052885

>>54048119
USDC isn't insured, FDIC doesn't care about your "stable" shitcoin.

>> No.54052912

>>54049538
>Wells Fargo
whos gonna tell him

>> No.54052948

>>54052801
You mean -100%

>> No.54052959

>>54048023
pretty sure this is just the ct equivalent of pink wojaks larping that they longed the top

>> No.54052963

>>54048119
FDIC is insolvent

>> No.54052984
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54052984

>>54048023
needs to pay attention to where he puts his money to understand they system i recomend the evolution of money by david byrne, easy to find for free

>> No.54053906

>>54052801
>GMAC

>> No.54054775

>>54048285
Which is the exact reason why crypto is never going to work.

>> No.54054830

>>54048079
They also have private banking, but I doubt this clown ever had enough money for that.