/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54047313]

Just buy an apartment bro

[Anonymous No.54047344]

>>54047313
No refunds!

[Anonymous No.54047402]

>>54047313
>landlord special
poured epoxy flooring and forget about it. I'm good at this shit.

[Anonymous No.54047405]

>>54047313
If you can't play politics and convince people to do what you want you are never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.54047487]

>>54047313
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.54047504]

>>54047405
There is no honour among thieves.

This landlord is finding out that his fellow landlords are all scumbags.

[Anonymous No.54047514]

>>54047313
>pay your share or I'll move out and rent my place below market rate to niggers
no need to spell it out like that but it's what will happen if one area of the building falls into serious disrepair

[Anonymous No.54047551]

>>54047514
Or he sells for below market because his apartment is ruined, and that sets the price for all the rest of the apartments in the block.

[Anonymous No.54047655]

>>54047514
>footfag
>roastie with mismatched fingernails / toe nails
>handle of sorority prostitute piss vodka on desk
>cheap forever 21 dresses in closet

both you and picrel should kys

[Anonymous No.54047702]

>>54047313
Buy a dehumidifier.

[Anonymous No.54047890]

>>54047313
apartment life is so fucking miserable the gov should just subsidize it like the USSR. when goyim cattle are forced to flat with multiple roommates in nigger filled shitholes just to afford exorbitant rent then there's little point in living at all, you should either kill yourself or move to another country. you have all the downsides of living under capitalism AND communism with none of the upsides. at least double down on the commie shit and let the government give out free pods so wagies can fucking afford a MODICUM of upwards mobility.
>b-b-but... muh ownership...
if there are blacks in the neighborhood (there are) then it's perennially depreciating real estate, you are literally operating at a loss betting on spontaneous gentrification inflating your property value by 500% and kicking out the poors and nonwhites. not happening in a recession. buying inner city residential real estate carries the same retard casino mentality as leverage trading crypto: you're just betting on being in the right place at the right time. don't bother.

[Anonymous No.54048022]

>>54047890
>buying inner city residential real estate
Son, I'm going to run songwriter down for you real quick. Please hear me without getting defensive and angry that I'm contradicting you.

Section 8 pays slumlords tippy top dollar for nigger shithole apartments. Dudes who own those places have been down in Florida spinning dreydels and drinking foreskin martinis for decades without a care in the world knowing that every year dems will ok a 15% rate increase for literal doom level tier real estate just to keep constituents in town and voting.

[Anonymous No.54048066]

>>54048022
>songwriter
*something
t. Phoneposting from Florida

[Anonymous No.54048209]

>>54048066
How long have you been drinking today anon?

[Anonymous No.54048258]

>>54047313
>buy condo
>$509/mo fees
>surprise $ 25K assessment fee per unit for new roof
>can’t pay immediately, have to foreclose
>get evicted, someone buys your unit for Pennies

Many such cases! Condo owners are sub human and deserve it. The worst idiots ever.

[Anonymous No.54048417]

>>54048258
Yeah because houses never need to be repaired/maintained

[Anonymous No.54048456]

>>54048417
Sorry your condo is falling apart. Maybe try renting next time sweetie

[Anonymous No.54048510]

>>54048417
>have to convince every other homeowner to chip in every time you have a slight issue to your house
>everyone around you can fuck up your house by doing things entirely outside of your control and you have to deal with it
>you can't fix your own house without having to get the approval of blatantly corrupt strata members, or by getting a majority of votes from homeowners near you (the homeowners are actually chinese and not in the country so you can't contact them)

[Anonymous No.54049013]

>>54047313
>Buy an apartment/condo
>Has all of the down falls of home ownership
>Also has all of the down falls of renting an apartment
Why do dumb goyims do this to themselves?

[Anonymous No.54049048]

>>54047313
Haha mine is on the top floor. Top kek

[Anonymous No.54049217]

>>54047890
the problem isn't apartments it's just HOAs and zoning. what's the point in owning land if you can't decide what to do with it? I can understand making it illegal to open a portal to hell next to an elementary school but for fucks sake at least let me build a multi family unit on the plot.