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FDIC edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.54038146

Charlie Munger is 99 years old

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>>54038081
I stand with the Trans Community

>> No.54038199

I throw rocks at the trans community

>> No.54038218

Post above me is dumb as a rock

>> No.54038226
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Please fasten your seatbelt

>> No.54038227

Atleast i'm not black or jewish

>> No.54038238

NVIDIA is 134 P/E it has to fall to at least 20 bucks to be 'fair' value. SOXL to zero of course.

>> No.54038246

My intermediate and short term bond mutual funds are finally coming back to life. That might be a bearish indicator.

>> No.54038276

A list of actual retards
>>54034206
>>54032665
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>> No.54038311

Fuck i bought JPM in October, and sold, its unironically going to 200 a share
BAC is also a buy, especially if theres a bit more turmoil first and goes down to 25 id go all in

>> No.54038325

>>54038148
5 LITTLE CHUDDIES JUMPING ON THE BED

>> No.54038328

I stand with the Tesla community

>> No.54038342

>>54038276
Jew

>> No.54038350

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwHjl9iGgiQ


bruh

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>>54038081
>>54038081

>> No.54038360

>>54038226
Kek, gas baggies

>> No.54038366

>>54038342
And?
Anything else?
Now what?

>> No.54038370

60 DAYS (2 weeks)

>> No.54038375

>>54038350
>fox
bruh

>> No.54038385

>>54038227
>Is the superior ethnicity
Kneel you cucks
>>54038358
>since 2021

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>>54038370
>all bottoms happen around march and june
Lines up perfectly actually

>> No.54038408

>>54038226
God damn lean hogs, how are they doing this?

>> No.54038417
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>>54038081
Official flag of /smg/
Yasss Slayyy sistas

>> No.54038432

How many banks are exposed to SVB and more so how many banks have the same problems as them?

>> No.54038452

Why is /biz/ being invaded by the leftypol trannies? They used to mostly stay on /pol/, are they seriously here to do damage control for Biden after the banking failures? This is a finance board, go back to /pol/ you fucking faggots.

>> No.54038461

>>54038432
most local banks in the SF area used SVB, we might see a bunch of people malding that all their money over $250k is gone now
some fuckery is going on with WF too but unsure if that's directly related

>> No.54038471

>>54038452
that is precisely why they’re here

>> No.54038475

>>54038452
My guess is the sticky is bringing them over here like flies to shit. Not to mention the bank in question is in california which will effect a lot of silicon valley low test men. It makes a lot of sense really. Currently we are seeing the hive getting riled up because of it.

>> No.54038480

>>54038452
Because they have nothing better to do than hang out in discord and "raid" chud sites / boards. They are fat, smelly, and can't get laid.

>> No.54038505

>>54038452
>>54038471
>>54038475
>>54038480
8ch is dead though
it lost

>> No.54038512

>>54038276
On the day of reckoning mass repliers will get the rope

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>>54038452
>>54038471
>>54038475
>>54038480
>muh literal who

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>>54038148
It Hasn't Even Started

>> No.54038564

>>54038512
dil8

>> No.54038581

>>54038452
>>54038471
>>54038475
>>54038480
>durr alt chan durr
Who the fuck is leftypol and why is this boogeywoman a threat

>> No.54038592

>>54038581
Go back.

>> No.54038598

man you guys are so easy to read, you stick out like a sore thumb. try to be more subtle next time

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>>54038592
*turns 360 degrees and walk away*

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>>54038598
read this

>> No.54038996
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54038996

You were warned about VIX gorilla niggers last week and early this week. I offered salvation before the end of the world began. I told you people niggers with 22% unemployment rate would cause death.

>> No.54039037

I didn't sell my covered calls this week and should have

>> No.54039049

>>54038408
>Reduced US herd sizes due to drought have propelled futures higher recently, though some brokers said supply concerns have somewhat been dialled in to the markets for now.

>> No.54039112

new season of Fortnite is pretty lit uwu

>> No.54039114
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>fed raises rates after decade and half of not caring
>tech whales realize gig is up and decide to exit rug their cash cow bank SVB and take app devs and tech peasant deposits
>sorry no refunds, look at the lolbert memes we spread, its government fault heeehee
>tech whales are now cash rich in private equity to fund their AI personal projects
>anons think the pivot is near now and actual banks will do bail ins muh credit union panic

kek we have more to go and the big guys in tech fooled biz

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>>54039112

>> No.54039142

>>54039112
this but unironically

>> No.54039167
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>Higher rates will benefit most banks’ net interest margins (NIMs) over time, but there will be a lag between any immediate negative effect on capital and the positive earnings impact from higher rates

>> No.54039176
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Quad witching this week

>> No.54039201

>>54039136
>some adult boomer dilates over some kids game
lmao pathetic

>> No.54039217

>>54039201
that dude is in his mid twenties at best, he's balding at an early age

>> No.54039238

>>54039176
BULLISH

>> No.54039272

>>54039217
This. Probably is mentally handicapped too

>> No.54039380

>>54038996
I shorted this.

>> No.54039416

>>54039049
Lean hogs dropped in the last weeks. Livestock/Beef is unrelenting. This will stay for a while there or even go higher as less calfs are being born and fuckin soimeal isn't dropping and so won't beef either. Could take years to start falling if not some 2008 event drags it down.

>> No.54039420 [DELETED] 

Trans Lives Matter

>> No.54039432
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We did all of this over the flu because an orange man was bad.

>> No.54039444

https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1634564398919368704

Holy shit. Ackman is basically saying if this isn't resolved by market open on Monday, we're going to get a circuit breaker open.

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>>54039444
>More tech layoffs incoming
>rates still rising
>over leveraged tech killing funds
>bond losses killing funds and banks
>first major bank run
We are actually going into a crash arent we? I was on team mildly soft landing but now im literally about to go sell my spare stuff to get extra money to survive unemployment.

>> No.54039487

>>54039432
>tranime
>troon toons

>> No.54039492

>>54038617
It has to be a moon walk retard

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>>54039467
>We are actually going into a crash arent we?
We've been in one for over a year now. They have been desperately trying to put on the breaks and delaying the inevitable but this train won't stop for nothing

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>>54039467
how exactly can the present lunacy be sustained? of course it's all about to crash. what else was going to happen?

>> No.54039514

>>54039444
a self-interested attempt to influence the market for his investments. you know this guy has puts

>> No.54039537

>>54038081
>Financial experts to retail
Always use a stop loss, manage your risk, diversify, retail loses "well its your own fault, thanks for playing, go back to work & try again"
>Financial experts to self
Lets max leverage to make up for these poor yields & bad losses. Stop loss? "Eh, fuck it, let them liquidate me & pass the problem to the Fed. lol"

>> No.54039552

>>54039537
retail can't socialise losses. so that expert advice is actually good

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>>54039444
I told you. This is bullish. This motherfucker did the same thing back in 2020 of march. Calling for the end of the world over and over again. While he was shorting his ass of the rockers. Made over 2 billion dollars.

You know this motherfucker got calls.

>> No.54039647

>>54039537
The Financial Experts have the connections to eat the loss and come out fine.

>> No.54039659

By next week, the entire U.S. economy will shift to a fish-farm based agricultural mega center

>> No.54039693

>>54039176
You are my favourite poster

>> No.54039706

>>54039659
Considering the investing community would rather hold speculative garbage that doesn't make any money than oil even after everything that has happened, might as well.

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>>54039380
The top right at 27 right?

>> No.54039734

>>54038360
God is sending cold snaps.

>> No.54039751

Unrealized losses/gains

https://www.ffiec.gov/npw/

1. Enter bank name
2. Consolidated Financial Statements for BHCs (FR Y-9C)
3. Search "Accumulated other comprehensive income"

>> No.54039750

>>54039176
>4x witching
>banks collapsing and we will feel the recoil of them not being bailed out

My calls are so fucking fucked

>> No.54039755

>>54039659
any fish-based stocks that might benefit from this? preferably mutant fish

>> No.54039769

>>54039416
Checked

>> No.54039770

>>54039724
I bought a couple ITM 27 puts at around 25, 11dte

>> No.54039774

>>54039755
Salmon, perhaps.

>> No.54039787

>>54038461
My cousin is an accountant for some company in SF. She said a lot of people around here had money in SVB and she’s been very busy working until 1 am the past few days.
I don’t know anything about that though. I only buy Tesla like a good retard.

>> No.54039792

>>54039755
fish antibiotics

>> No.54039800

>>54039755
My friend, have you heard of AQB and NCRA?

>> No.54039804

>>54039755
A Q B
Q
B
Get yourself some B H S as well while you're at it.

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I closed out all my other positions and am now 100% SPY. I'll continue to DCA on the way down. I am too dumb to do anything else with all this volatility.

>> No.54039860

>>54039849
Thats a man

>> No.54039866

>>54039849
what are you holding your funds in?

>> No.54039879
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How do chuds like me get gfs?

>> No.54039882

Rolling for black monday, trips and its all over, but for reals this time

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Gonna paint some warhammer today, draw, and write tommorow.

Gonna be a comfy weekend with the wife

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>>54039866
Just a normal margin account with TDA. I'm approved for portfolio margin and level 4 options, but I'm tired of trying to time market movement right now. It's all so tiresome.

>> No.54039938

>>54039467
im glad my job is contract based and its pretty much all locked in for the next year or so, hopefully it will blow over by then, or if rates are 10% i can make good money risk free and work at mcdonalds

>> No.54039961 [DELETED] 

>>54039924
wholesome. what are you painting up, anon?
i'm elbow deep in putting together and painting some armigers and a questoris knight for an hh household force

>> No.54039984

>>54039938
Contract-based workers are the first to be cut in these circumstances. No, they're not forced to keep you on for the duration of the contract.
Good luck.

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>> No.54040019

>>54039882
Almost, black Tuesday?

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>>54039849
EMMA MOMMY UUUUUUUGHHHHHH AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

>> No.54040040

I try to buy and hold, but I get bored of companies too quickly. I always research something new or second guess my current holdings, which leads to high turnover. Any advice?

>> No.54040044

>>54039926
If you're mentally exhausted you should be getting out of the market, not over-leveraging against a massive downtrend on margin.

>> No.54040117

>>54040044
I'm only buying SPY with my available cash. Not using margin. I just think it's a good time to lower my cost basis through DCAing. I don't use a whole lot of leverage during QT anyways.

>> No.54040167

>>54039444
ah yes the guy who defended sbf

>> No.54040188
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Where is COIN anon?
COIN anooooon, where are yooooooou?

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How do I invest in fat hogs?

>> No.54040224

>>54040209
Ticker: BMBL

>> No.54040249
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>>54040224
Nailed it

>> No.54040259

>>54039849
its still shocking how hard she hit the wall

>> No.54040275

>>54040013
>Who
>>54039879
Use grindr

>> No.54040283
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>>54040259
She is british. Plus that weinstein semen in her probs didnt help no cap

>> No.54040297

>>54040259
Incel post.

>> No.54040317
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Just hodl for 7 decades with low expectations goyim

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Everyone is trying to panic but I know what will happen if I just hold my investments. A couple years of buying cheapies before it comes back, 4 if it's a Great Depression.

>>54040040
Save your money up in a low-cost fund and then make a large move when you have enough together. I usually just do 1k and then forget about what I bought until I focus on it again months later and find it's grown a nice amount so I keep leaving it alone.

It helps if you have a proper broker that has transaction costs so your stupidity has immediate costs.

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Noob question, could that affect brokers? In my case IBKR, but also in general?

>> No.54040412

>mfw i decided to sell my house on thursday

im sorry guys this is all my fault

>> No.54040414

Dude come the fuck on, there's some new world-ending crisis every six weeks and then it turns out that "oopsie lol nevermind we changed the rules and/or swept it under the rug". I just don't buy this shit anymore. You're telling me that the market is run by ultra rich faggots with 24/7 insider info but somehow they get caught off guard by spooky headlines this often? See you idiots in six weeks when we're either still crabbing or much higher than now. This isn't even taking into consideration the fact that rate hike odds are getting lower and pause/cut odds are going up.

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>>54038081
New Ackman tweet. He says if SVB isn't acquired by a bigger bank by Monday, it will cause a bank run of any bank that's not fully insured by the FDIC.
https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1634564398919368704

>> No.54040464

>>54040408
No, people whinged when Robinhood ceased trades but it was precisely rules like this that protects brokers.

>> No.54040499

>>54040424
SVB was "fully insured by FDIC", the problem is that people deposited a lot of money in excess of FDIC insurance. Also I don't think people are smart enough to make the difference, and furthermore >>54040013

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its over

>> No.54040590

>Oh no a bank no one cared about until yesterday did bad business with a bunch of faggot California startups no one cares about and who were just siphoning tons of money out of the economy!!!!!
Why is this a big deal again?? Seriously this is Evergrande 2.0

>> No.54040602

>Japanese Television Emergency Broadcast Alert Music playing in my head

>> No.54040610

>>54040499
>retards deposit more money than what can be insured
>now the average American drowning in debt and inflation have to bail out a bunch of millionaires because of their hubris

This is the most American shit ever

>> No.54040633

ok bobo you can have a little regional banking crisis
as a treat

>> No.54040647

>>54039787
Same but my cousin is female and I don't have any family in California but she has big hooters

>> No.54040650

>>54040610
That's how you know this is a HUGE nothingburger

>> No.54040655

>>54040602
>its nothing

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>>54039444
I said that yesterday

>>54022945

>> No.54040691

>>54040610
>>54040499
A lot of those are businesses, hard to run a business of any size on 250k. They really should increase the limit.

>> No.54040693

>>54040674
lmao no way holy shit

>> No.54040711

>>54040693
its obvious to anyone with a functioning brain, that you cant let deposits go up in smoke, without causing bankruns
the whole government is incompetnent

>> No.54040740

>>54040650
It really is, but a certain group of people have it in their interest to fan the flames. Exorcising malinvestment was always going to happen one way or another. Now shitty corpos with zero inflows living off of others money are feeling the heat as they should. The systemic risk is nilch.

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>>54040633
Thanxs.

>> No.54040747

>>54040590
>>54040610
Yahoo finance basically called this out and said we'll see if politcal donations are good investments
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=200&v=gp2kEvIbR3s

>> No.54040750

>>54040691
Yeah, when I say "people" I mean it in the same sense as the legal term "person".

>> No.54040759

>>54040711
>Everyone knows this
>Except the people literally designing the system
This is your brain on permadoomer retard shit

>> No.54040772

>>54040759
You are incapable of even basic thoughts.

>> No.54040775

>>54040674
Yeah that's total bs... Uninsured depositors are basically going to be given a statement to take the bank to bankruptcy court with, the bank will be dissolved one way or another.

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>>54040747
what is a couple billion between friends?

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>no one has any solid, concrete clue as to what the fuck is going to happen
>shit is absolutely fucked no matter the outcome
love it

>> No.54040819

>>54040775
what is bullshit? you want to go to bancruptcy court and hope you get your deposits back?

>> No.54040820

>>54040775
Or just freeze everything for 10 years and let the HTM mature, that way everybody gets their money back.

>> No.54040823

>>54040772
Lol

Lmao even

>> No.54040835

>>54040812
I know it’s going to be wild but that’s about it

>> No.54040853

>>54040759
What part of "your money isnt save in a bank anymore" dont you get?

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Got the KO annual meeting info in my inbox today. Already read the proxy statement and cast my vote. Did the same with DIS as well. What? Hey I don't just bag and forget you know. Read another hentai doujin on this fine saturday morning. This one involving an haunted apartment complex. But it's all good. Seems the former owner was an old horny pervert who couldn't let go once he died. His granddaughters inherit the place. A childhood friend of the daughters decides to move in. The horny pervert ghost dude uh uses his "power" to make the friend a raging horny ass. Uh huh. Soon the apartment complex is nothing but a sex building. (other tenants get to fuck one of the daughters as part of the perks of living there)

>> No.54040872

>>54040812
you've had your fun, monday is return to mean. back to 400

>> No.54040880

>>54040853
It’s safe as long as you dont bank with retard who doesnt hedge their bonds you fucking nigger. SIVB is the exception not the rule

>> No.54040886

>>54040819
>what is bullshit?
That the bank will be 'bailedint' by the account holders.

> you want to go to bancruptcy court and hope you get your deposits back?
Want to? This is what happens when a company goes belly up, people scrape what they can off the corpse.

>> No.54040887

>>54040853
Dude you can't even use the right word, I don't have faith in anything you say about this huge pile of bullshit

>> No.54040891

>>54040880
this anon gets it

>> No.54040894

>>54040880
read ackmann, there is no way for anyone to know, which bank is save

>> No.54040910

>>54040880
>It’s safe as long as you dont bank with retard who doesnt hedge their bonds
any bank could get caught up in this shit if/as the yield curve inverts as badly as it did / is, for as long as it has

>> No.54040919

>>54040856
Who did you vote for?

>> No.54040922

>>54040886
You fucking moron, do you know what it means to have to wait months for your money and hope for the best?
Noone will want to risk that.
People will pull their money out of banks come monday
Stupid motherfucker

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54040932

>>54040424
Good.

>> No.54040944

>>54040910
Not true. We have checks in place but the key is that these checks and laws and regulations don't apply to regional banks. Thats the whole reason they were able to make so much money.

>> No.54040947

How much do you wanna bet that SVB was exposed to cryptokek failures and that launched their losses further into red.

>> No.54040948

>>54040922
You're fucking retarded, read your own post dipshit.
>>54040674

>> No.54040982

>>54040880
>treasury bonds are risky
How many other banks are underwater after rising yields last year but haven't had to mark to market yet?

>> No.54040983

>>54040674
>>54040775

>bail-in
What a stupid misnomer just to confuse everyone even more

>> No.54040988

>>54040747
based yahoochads

>> No.54040990

>>54040948
I said deposits arent safe. whats your fucking point?

>> No.54040996

>>54040944
>any bank could get caught up in this shit
>not true..these checks and laws and regulations don't apply to regional banks
I say again, ANY bank could get caught up in this shit
any regional bank could do the same thing, make the same mistake trading the yield curve
and if enough smaller banks are caught up in it, it will affect the larger banks, too.

>> No.54041003

>>54040944
You are the dumbest motherfucker I've seen in these threads in the past 10 years.

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>>54040944
>b-but we have checks and regulations!
lmao the economy is built on a debt ponzi scheme

>> No.54041014

>>54040983
it just means, your deposits are open for lunch
bankruns will start money
worst government in history

>> No.54041034

>>54040990
Is english not your first language? Read the screenshot you fucking posted.

>> No.54041043

>>54041014
*monday

>> No.54041062

>>54041034
Do you understand words? Is your brain dead?

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54041084

>I looked it up after three different fwbs groaned about it today.
>three different fwbs
https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/11n88pd/what_is_the_deal_with_silicon_valley_bank/

>> No.54041085

>>54040919
Well a few shareholder proposals were kinda wacked. Like WTF is this even doing being considered at company meeting. Much more inline with something you'd see at a state or local govt meeting instead. So I voted no on those.

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54041103

>>54041062
Okay you're clearly fucking retarded and i'm done with this, feel free to remove yourself from the gene pool at your earliest convenience.

>> No.54041117

Hey guys look
I can post in a retarded format too
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO COLLAPSE
FOR REAL THIS TIME
seriously take your money out of the bank on Monday
You heard it here first!!!!!

>> No.54041125

>>54041103
good argument, fucking moron

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54041138

>>54041085
based KO boomer

>> No.54041145

>>54040812
We are going to see who went max leverage at the top and went long long duration bonds when rates were 0%.

>> No.54041146

>>54041117
What the fuck do you retard not get about that deposits are not safe anymore?

>> No.54041147

>>54041117
Who told you to be clinically retarded?

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54041171

>>54041125
Adequate comeback, chud

>> No.54041173

>>54040982
A lot i suspect. They all operate the same really. Not like one bank didnt go all in long duration with leverage. It just depends if they had enough cash from other stuff to pay out depositor outflows.

>> No.54041174

>>54041146
Lmfao it is truly fucking amazing how the retards posting doomer nonsense literally cannot be bothered to spell check

>> No.54041191

>>54041146
Just have less than $250k. :)

>> No.54041196

don't sell your stocks on monday. i need to sell mine first. just wait a few mins ok?

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>>54040894
What Ackman is saying is that in light of SIVB failure, uninsured deposits (less than $250k) will be withdrawn from smaller, regional banks, resulting in liquidity issues for those banks. Those funds will be concentrated at the big banks (JPM, C, BAC) and also put into ST UST. That in turn will drive the short end of the curve lower, directly in conflict with what the Fed is trying to achieve in raising rates. Hence systemic risk.


Yeah I was probably wrong. This probably the big one before the next bigger one which is the yield curve inversion.

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54041199

>>54039770
same

>> No.54041205

>>54041171
>>54041174
read ackmanns post, you fucking morons
I made that point yesterday, because its fucking obvious
If deposits go up in smoke, people will pull their money out of banks starting monday

>> No.54041209

>>54041199
Oof, can't wait for your post on monday. It'll be great fun.

>> No.54041217
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54041217

Should I sell some positions I have now (ones in green or with a small loss) so I have more liquidity for the supposed bottom in the summer? I have 101k, of those 16 are still available for investing, and I plan to add about 6k more during next 3 months.

Yes, I'm trying to time the market. But I will not just plop all at once.
Not even sure where to put it for good gains. Tech stocks? Healthcare? REITs?

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54041223

>>54041205
Good.

>> No.54041246

Uh unless you've got over 250,000 in each account held at your bank you've nothing to worry about. That's the whole point of the FDIC (and NCUA if credit union). To make sure that if something happens that your money is safe.

>> No.54041255

>>54041209
it's fully hedged with an orange juice call option so I'll be alright

>> No.54041261
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>>54041205
They are doing it right now. Now chill your tits. Im waiting for the WFC collapse with some long dated puts off that very very jewish pump they had on friday

>> No.54041267

>>54041217
>bottom in the summer
is this the consensus? it really looks like the only thing preventing a gigantic crash on monday is the breakers but that is just going to prolong the crash over a week or two

>> No.54041274

>>54041255
Based orange juice enjoyer. Even lean hogs can't compete.

>> No.54041279

>>54041197
>Those funds will be concentrated at the big banks (JPM, C, BAC) and also put into ST UST. That in turn will drive the short end of the curve lower
What difference does it make for the yield curve in which banks the funds sit in

>> No.54041284

Guys you HAVE to read this tweet from a rich douchebag who would never get it wrong or have ulterior motives
There's going to be a bank run IF the entire system designed by rich faggots to keep themselves rich completely fails! IF!!!!!

Lol

>> No.54041288

>>54041246
Yeah but no one is really worried about small time people with this. Its entire companies accounts for payrolls and such. Roku had millions in there for instance. This is multiple companies forced to declare bankrupacy now since they cant get any money. They will probably try to do stock sales and bond sales but who would buy knowing the company has no money?

>> No.54041313

>>54041288
Don't forget rippling.
https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/rippling-pay-silicon-valley-bank-17832441.php

>> No.54041335

>>54041284
Seethe

>> No.54041341

>>54041279
Ackmann is probably coping with that part
many will pull their money from any bank
gold will skyrocket
its already shot up yesterday

>> No.54041358

>>54041313
Oh definitely. Every major tech company just had a multimillion hair cut. Thats not the worst for a company like apple but this is going to cause a lot to go bust.

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54041362

Fed just got it's fucking debt crisis's.

The fed pivot is coming faggots. It's going to get weird.... scary and crazy....

CBDC is on the table boys. GET READY!

>> No.54041378

Interesting how everyone is ignoring how all of this just dramatically raises the likelihood of rate hikes pausing and then cutting

>> No.54041389

>>54041378
thats not good either. means inflation will come back.

>> No.54041405

>>54041378
Nobody is ignoring it, cletus. You're just too dumb to understand even the most basic economic and financial concepts for these threads. Try >>>/r/eddit/, probably more your speed.

>> No.54041411
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54041411

BANK RUN BANK RUN BANK RUNS. NORMIES ARE TAKING MONEY OUT OF THEIR BANKS!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

50 cent was right. should have listened. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54041414

They collapsed SVB on purpose to get the Fed to pivot. Don't fall for it Jerome. Keep raising those rates until the job is done. Remember your credibility.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ JEROME TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

>> No.54041430

>>54041405
>>54041389
Permadoomer bears begone. You cynical faggots are slobbering for a crisis, how shortsighted. Bet you were freaking out about North Korea sabre rattling in like 2011 too. Lol.

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>>54038452
>Why is /biz/ being invaded by the leftypol trannies? They used to mostly stay on /pol/, are they seriously here to do damage control for Biden after the banking failures? This is a finance board, go back to /pol/ you fucking faggots.

>> No.54041442

>>54041267
I have no idea. I expected this for some time but one can never know
This may be it now

>> No.54041473

>>54041362
I bet they end reverse repo and go back to not QE repo operations without dropping fed funds because it doesn't really matter what the number says if they cut off banks from parking liquidity at the Fed instead of going out and buying other debt. They'll just pretend rates are high for the politics.

>> No.54041491

>>54041358
god that is amazing, fuck tech, fuck all those limp wristed faggots working in california. i hope the rest of them burn just like their "spontaneous" wildfires

>> No.54041510

>A GIANT CRASH ON MONDAY
Wow so you guys are really this desperate huh

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>>54041473
They can def do that. BOE did that last year.

>> No.54041573

>>54041526
And if that was the obvious bottom on the charts you can only imagine what would happen if the US central bank did something similar

>> No.54041587

>SPY price on 2/2: $418.31
>SPY price on 3/11: $385.91
> -7.7% in one month
"Wow you bears are faggots!"
"Wow you bears were wrong!"
"Wow you bears warning about the banks and systemic risk were wrong!"
"Wow you bears hoping for a crash are assholes!!"
Mumu.. you are pathetic

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>>54041573
Melt up.

>> No.54041604

>>54041587
>Blatantly ignores the huge rise from September/October through January
LMAO

>> No.54041624

>>54041587
A major bank failure, as shit as the bank may have been is still a worrying sign. Theres still plenty of liquidity sloshing around but its not being allocated correctly.

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54041627

>>54041604
Who is ignoring what?
Who hasn't been aware of the bear market rally?

>> No.54041660

>>54041627
Holy shit dude

I love how "past performance is not indicative of future performance" goes out the window whenever bears get a hold of some spooky headlines

>> No.54041673

What is the margin rate of return on opening small pods for the poor rentoids to have sex with their tranny gf and gamble in and have sex because the renter association no longer allows them to have guests over.

>> No.54041674

>>54041627
Don't bother, he's clinically retarded.

>> No.54041697

>>54041673
you need to demand at least 11%

>> No.54041726

>don't engage, he's retarded
>unlike me, who believes that a no-name regional bank no one cared about until yesterday is going to upend the entire US economy and then everything will collapse!!!!
Big brain stuff here guys

>> No.54041746
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54041746

When USB (Bonds) begin outperforming CRB (Commodities), XLU (Defensive Sectors) start outperforming the $SPY on a relative basis.

Right now, XLU is outperforming the SPY at the same time CRB is outperforming USB.

This doesn't happen often. It did in 1999, and 2008 tho.

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>>54041660
This anon is clinically tarded

>> No.54041849

Who do I kill first if my money mysteriously disappears ?

>> No.54041869
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54041869

>>54041849
I think you know

>> No.54041873

>>54041726
>18th largest bank is a no-name regional bank

>> No.54041881

>>54041869
Gotcha, the jews

>> No.54041908

>>54041873
Lol how the fuck is the 18th of anything somehow a big deal?? Come back when one of the top five banks is going through something similar - but they'd probably get completely bailed out too

>> No.54041913

>>54041205
No way they arent getting bailouts. silicon valley has bought and paid for democratic pols several times over.

Thought experiment; would the white house bail out a farmers credit union in Texas under identical circumstances?

To ask the second question is to answer the first.

>> No.54041959

>>54040337
Thanks for the investing advice but I'm a sophisticated gambler with a six figure portfolio. I've been hoping more for psychological help.

>> No.54041973

>>54041913
if the farmers credit union would be the second biggest bank collapse in the history of the US

>> No.54042002

>>54041908
They dont get bailed out. They get bailed-in. Depositors get turned into unsecured creditors. Based on SVB's shit portfolio I am guessing people will be losing money as SVB's underlying assets get heem'd being marked for market.
>Get 200 billion in deposits
>use depositor money to buy mbs with 1-2% yield
>Get seized by fdic who are there to protect everyones 250k
>they evaluate their securities, mark them for open market
>oh no, the bank doesn't have enough money now to pay off the depositors, we're going to need to take anyones deposits over 250k to help pay other people out

>> No.54042042

>>54040040
>>54041959
perhaps it's just the sizing of your positions that is wrong / needs to be adjusted
if you had let's say 2% max allocated per position while also keeping 30% cash, I don't think you would run into this same issue of turnover
you would just buy another stock you've discovered and allocate another 2% to it, without having to sell your other positions to do so
there's also nothing wrong with moving in and out of positions, as long as you're making money doing so
through diversification you may have an easier time holding for long periods
if you like the company, believe in the company, no reason to sell prematurely
as long as your thesis remains true, stay invested
but as soon as your thesis turns out wrong, then don't hesitate to swap

>> No.54042046

It's really funny that when shit goes down, everyone immediately looks at Powell to ask how he's going to fix it. Powell has conditioned an entire generation of retail that the fed will always be there for them. Daddy Powell will just print the crisis away! It's ok! Fed has our back.

Best thing Powell can do here is stay out of it to protect whatever credibility the fed has left.

>> No.54042066

>>54042046
>Best thing Powell can do here is stay out of it to protect whatever credibility the fed has left.
when has the fed ever done the best thing. actually braindead take. just because of you anon I'm betting SVB will be bailed out

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54042070

>>54042046
Not my job.

>> No.54042095

>>54042046
Powell has said that he will do whatever is nessecary and has engaged in the fastest rate hike cycle ever in history, a so called rape hiking. Only in the 80s did the fed raise rates overnight as a suprise has anyone done any more to drain liquidity from the system

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>>54042066
>when has the fed ever done the best thing
Good point lol

>> No.54042114

>>54041746

>CRB is outperforming USB

Is precisely why they're dumping it. The whole USD system is based around UST bonds not being outperformed by commodities, else they're a shit reserve asset. So the Fed crushes the economy deliberately when this starts happening, as a sacrifice to save the dollar system. They won't be satisfied until they see bonds outperforming again, and whatever level of recession we're in is just the price to be paid.

It'll require political intervention to get them to stop. Cheap shale oil saved USTs after 2008 and allowed the QE stimmies to flow. IDK what the resolution is this time. Nasty fight over deficits coming tho, congress about to have to make some hard choices.

>> No.54042138

Imagine how retarded and deluded you have to be to believe that the Fed isn't actually at least partially responsible for fixing things like this, and that the "best thing" would be for the central bank to not do anything. Lmao.

>> No.54042141

I
WANNA SWING
FROM THE CHANDELI-ACK

>> No.54042145

i am really starting to get concerned about the markets and the economy.

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>>54041873
I'm so fucking sick of macro tourists becoming an expert overnight on this. This isn't 2008 where every fucking core bank was overweight leveraged MBS's during a housing crash, which is the bedrock of any economy - it's a regional bank which were dumb enough to not hedge their durations - that's fucking it. FDIC has over $300b on their at-the-ready balance sheet and SVIB's liability are their HTM's which can be auctioned off. Their depositers are are jeets and instagram "entrepreneurs".
If you can't spot the difference, then you should just kill yourself.

>> No.54042157

>>54042046
The most insulting thing is that people still trust the Fed after three massive, generation-defining fuck ups in my lifetime to go alongside causing stagflation and making the Great Depression so much worse.

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I'm sorry! Am I supposed to be scared? Haha

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>>54039176
No, March 17 will be a triple witching day. The US doesn't have single-stock futures anymore.

>> No.54042183

Whomever designs glass without a heavy bottom is retarded. I fucking love hitting the table with the bottom of the glass after finishing a beer

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54042192

Is shit hitting the fan? Banking crisis? How do I profit?
>VIX
>FAZ
>SQQQ

aaaahhhhh

>> No.54042195

>>54041284
>There's going to be a bank run IF the entire system designed by rich faggots to keep themselves rich completely fails!
You made the best defense to his post I have seen yet

>> No.54042201

>>54042152
>was overweight leveraged MBS's
no, instead of MBS they are now overweight over-leveraged on:
>auto loans
(which are all underwater, where defaults and delinquencies are surging)
>student loans
>credit debt
they also did the same mistakes of 2008 for mortgage backed securities for all of these loans, where we will see a similar 'tranche' failure for the auto loans in particular

>> No.54042225

>>54042152
>I-its fine bros, j-j-just trust me ok.

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>>54042183
>t.

>> No.54042238

>>54041378
Pivots were always bearish

>> No.54042241

>>54042183
Isn't it also kind of kino when you take a final gulp of beer, slam down the glass and shatter it?

>> No.54042247

>>54042201
Name me one bank that is underwater on CLO's. Just one.

>> No.54042260
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54042260

What the fuck is the play for next week?

Right now I just sold everything and am letting it sit in my account while I watch. Seems like a lot of indecision in the market right now.

>> No.54042272

oh, you're a bobo?
name every Care Bear

>> No.54042276

>>54042241
Iunno, its definitely not kino when you try and hold the 3l of beer by the cardboard carrier and then it falls and shatters all over the grocery floor. Lidls got more diversity of product but their quality is not well controlled like aldi.

>> No.54042298

>>54041849
Stop with the antisemitism

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Looking at my charts and quad witching. Next week has a high probability of rallying....

Only thing that can stop this re-tracement is if the bank run news gets so bearish markets have to dump.... If that occurs I will know this is the real big one.

>> No.54042343

>>54042260
Just go short on literally anything. Wouldn't be surprised if SPY loses 50 points next week.

>> No.54042358

Now look at HIFS.

I'm telling you.


Look at it before it's too late.


The Eye Of The Glass.

The Philosopher's Stone.

Look At It While It's Cheap.

Got Sold Off From The Bank Contagion.

I Know You.

When The Moon Shines Tonight.

The Ghost In Your Window.

Look At HIFS While It's Cheap.

I'm showing you the way.

Look at it.

>> No.54042371

>>54042304
I'm literally betting money that Big Money is going to buy the absolute shit out of this dip, just like every other time

>> No.54042380

The only way this SVB shit spreads to other banks is by sheer incompetence of everyone involved, from the government officials to the big banks. SVB has enough money to cover all the deposits through bonds, don't they? All they need is a big bank with enough liquidity that can wait until the bonds reach maturity.

>> No.54042393

I know he's reading this.

I told him about HIFS. Yesterday. And he didn't listen to me.

>> No.54042396

>>54042380
>by sheer incompetence of everyone involved, from the government officials to the big banks
Are you doubting them?

>> No.54042401

>>54042380
>don't they
trust me, goy
Noone will
bank runs start monday if this isnt fixed

>> No.54042413

>>54042247
the surge in defaults required to put them underwater hasn't happened yet - we are in the period before the MBS blow up (to draw parallel)
but the activity to cause the blow up has already begun
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-05/clo-issuers-near-limits-on-loan-buying-squeezing-junk-borrowers
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-10/bank-credit-risk-flares-up-as-svb-contagion-fears-jolt-markets
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-23/distressed-funds-blocked-from-buying-debt-no-one-else-wants#xj4y7vzkg
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/private-equity/hedge-funds-tired-of-waiting-pull-plug-on-old-clo-warehouses
as soon as unemployment ticks up, even to healthy 'maximum employment 5%', we will see the defaults that will blow them up
smart money is already getting the fuck out

>> No.54042425

>>54042358
I fell for bagholding boil I'm not gonna fall for this

>> No.54042426

>>54042358
>Investing in real estate mortgages in 2023
The smell of curry and BO is so overwhelming I had to open my windows in my apartment after reading your post

>> No.54042428

I won't be able to keep warning them about HIFS.

Hingham.

>> No.54042440

>>54042401
You keep saying "if", as if the biggest players in the financial sector haven't been working on this nonstop since before the news publicly broke. Nothingburger, as usual.

>> No.54042457

Check the archive. No posts about HIFS before yesterday. From me. This is it.


Man in the hat.

>> No.54042460

All this talk of "liquidity" this "crisis" that. Just get some fucking water form the ocean dumbasses our planet is composed of mostly water.

>> No.54042467

>>54042440
I heard nothing so far

>> No.54042500

>>54042460
>our planet is composed of mostly water.
Did you just spread some disinformationrino????

>> No.54042519

>>54040424
I hate that Gigakike. I'm still holding PSTH.

>> No.54042525

>>54042467
It's the weekend my man. Come Monday the narrative will be "oh lol never mind"

>> No.54042539

>>54042380
Svb technically has money in bonds. But those bonds were bought long ago and when priced for open market they will take 20% or more losses.

>> No.54042552

>>54042358
So I should sell naked calls on AMC is what you're saying?

>> No.54042559
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54042559

OXY bros, Moody's gave us a credit upgrade.

>> No.54042560

>>54042519
>I'm still holding PSTH.
You mean the placeholder CUSIPs we got after PSTH liquidated but can't trade until Bill's next wild ride with SPARCs.
t. Holding 500

>> No.54042569

>>54042380
>SVB has enough money to cover all the deposits through bonds, don't they?
If that were the case then this entire thing wouldn't be a big deal. But yet, here we are.

>> No.54042577

>>54042413
Banks can't run CCC CLO's which those article reference, you midwit. Even if, in a parallel universe where extremely low probability somehow became high probability, the MBS are the very definition of systemic itself, whereas CLO's are picked up by speculators.

>> No.54042611

>>54042425
>>54042426
>>54042552
HIFS. Has. Been. Around. For. 189. Years. But. Has. Only. Had. 6. CEOs. In. That. Time.

But you don't listen.

>> No.54042643

>>54042560
Yep. Holding 1488 CUSIPs.

>> No.54042645

>>54042611
I have been around for 31 years, but I have only ever had 2 nuts in that time.

>> No.54042684

>>54042152
lol they were underwater on fucking treasuries.

>> No.54042701

>>54042247
All of them that haven't had to mark to market

>> No.54042710

>>54042611
They're a bank. Bank runs are starting. They peaked the same time as the rest of the market. Why would they start investing the market? What's your price target? Sometimes u shill stuff just to make white people lose money

>> No.54042747
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54042747

>Be me, just trying to live my life and earn a living

>Banking system collapse because JPow is autistic

>> No.54042767

>>54042577
>Banks can't run CCC
You think that the issue stops at CCC? You think that the overextension of credit over the last 15 years is only limited to certain grades? Get real.

>> No.54042773

>>54042747
shouldn't have lived in the most gay state in the entire union

>> No.54042793

>>54042684
>lol they were underwater on fucking treasuries.
that's what I meant.
>>54042701
>o-okay so SIVB was a nothingburger but CLO's are a problem because I don't know
And I might grow an extra pair of testicles tomorrow, you never know, let's bet on it.

>> No.54042817

>>54039136
He could probably be /fit/ if he picked up dancing as a hobby

>> No.54042846

>>54042793
All debt is a problem at this point

>> No.54042883
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54042883

>>54038311
Only Buffett can save BAC now.

>> No.54042884

>>54042710
> Bank runs are starting.

Lol.

Anon.

Look At. How Much Of HIFS Depositories. Are Local.

https://www7.fdic.gov/sod/sodMarketBank.asp

He Doesn't Understand. Why. Banks. Need. A High. Concentration. Of. Local. Depositories.
He won't click the link.

He'll just keep posting about trannies and niggers all day long.


He won't. Look. For. Total. Deposits. In. The. Home. Market. For. Banks.

>> No.54042912

>>54038452
>are they seriously here to do damage control for Biden after the banking failures?

yep.

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54042917

>>54039136
>>54039201
At least he looks like he's having a good time while you're seething about normies on an incel website for autists.

>> No.54042924

>>54042911


>>54042911


>>54042911

>> No.54042925

>>54042767
Motherfucker, even if we had a CLO armageddon tomorrow it would amount to a small exorcism of malinvestment, not a systemic risk.
Listen, the powers that be are purging all of the bad investments in preparation for the next cycle - this has already been known for a long time. VC bros and all their growth junk gotta go and make way for big boys who actually has ROE.

>> No.54042929
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54042929

>>54042380
>sheer incompetence of everyone involved
Oh you poor naive little child....

>> No.54042935

Is
This
How. We. Do. It. Here. Now?
We're just going to let
Retarded permadoomers control the narrative
And shit up threads with ridiculous formatting?

Come on guys

>> No.54042957

>>54040317
Just let us take profits, dump on you, and you can wait +20 years til you get breakeven. And thank you for your liquidity and patience.

>> No.54042961

>>54042935
its the weekend calm down

>> No.54042983

>>54039136
A lot of people associate grown men who are video game autists with unemployed losers who are retarded and poor, but my CTO is a massive vidya autist. He competitively plays Fortnite, and has a wife and kid. And a richfag. Honestly if I was rich and made it, I would play vidya with my friends. Grew up on Call of Duty MW2 like a proper zoomzoomie.

>> No.54043011

>>54042935
Yes. That's. How. We're. Going. To. Do. It. Here. From. Now. On.

>> No.54043026
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54043026

>>54042935
Just keep ignoring all the signs that are slapping you in face. Im sure itll do you well.

>> No.54043199

>>54039444
>https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1634564398919368704
Bill Ackman is a con-man. He advocated for COVID lockdowns just before March 20th specifically so his Credit Default Swaps could print. This guy does not give a fuck about normal working people or tax-payers. Whatever he champions you better believe its in your best interest to champion the complete 180 exact opposite. Fuck this guy, he makes even Carl Icahn look like a saint.

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54043476

It. Is. Over. Stocks. Will. Never. Go. Up. Again.

>> No.54043487
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54043487

Ha. Ha. We. Like. To. Have. Fun. Here.

>> No.54043548

Baking.

>> No.54043608

>>54042884
CRBPajeet Won't. Realize. That Numbers. Can. Be. Fudded. That Documents. Are Not Necessarily Truth.

>> No.54043758

>>54040691
They can’t. They insure like $10 trillion in deposits with less than $200 billion cash on hand. They’d need the money printer back on to actually support the economy through a national bank run

>> No.54044053

>>54041084
That first answer was an excellent summary with details that I needed. I wonder how many fwbs didn't bring it up that day? I can't determine which place is more full of trash, there or here, but at least here we can say that they are trash.

>> No.54044110

>>54041414
Elizabeth Warren's phone logs would probably reveal exactly *this*. Maintain .50, damn the torpedoes.

>> No.54044214

>>54041869
>crypto shirt
I bet right now he is feeling a lot more secure under Jerome's steady hand while watching his modern genius disruptive alternative tank by the minute.