/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54036084]

each week i steal at least $100 worth of food from self serve check outs, what are the financial implications of this

[Anonymous No.54036121]

dont see anything wrong with taking the advantage. you basically win if you dont get caught.

[Anonymous No.54036126]

>>54036084
about 4800 in savings a year I think

[Anonymous No.54036132]

You have to risk it for a mere $100
yikes

[Anonymous No.54036138]

>>54036084
Go ahead and steal, anon. I pay full price to cover you guys

[Anonymous No.54036141]

the problem is if you have a regular store and get caught then you get banned and have to go far away to get food now

no thanks

[Anonymous No.54036166]

>>54036084
I would scann and einpack her if you see what I mean

[Anonymous No.54036179]

>>54036084
I pay for one thing and take 3 lel

[Anonymous No.54036186]

>>54036084
>drive to a store two hours away
>change license plates before entering store parking lot
>go into store with a beard and a hat, glasses, and covid mask on.
>fill shopping cart with all the groceries you want just keep it under felony theft price
>walk out with groceries and drive away because wagies aren't allowed to do anything to you

[Anonymous No.54036199]

I would scan her and einpacken, wenn you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.54036218]

>>54036132
if you're not a nigger or a socially awkward fuck you can actually get away with it (the first time, don't repeat for a while obviously)
>don't act guilty
>smile
>oh sorry sir, forgot the content of this bag
>good job, thanks for watching carefully

[Anonymous No.54036219]

>>54036166
Damn you were faster but I got digits too nice
>>54036199

[Anonymous No.54036226]

>>54036084
sexyyy sexx mmm
nice bra

[Anonymous No.54036227]

>theft under a thousand its not rocket appliances

[Anonymous No.54036237]

>>54036084
thats based. my wife works as a chef at a fancy golf club, we dont even go to the supermarket we eat stolen steaks, stolen bread, and drink stolen coffee.

[Anonymous No.54036244]

>>54036084
>what are the financial implications of this
Pretty good until they get you, and even after that you don't spend money in prison.
win win

[Anonymous No.54036263]

>>54036218
Bro

Just buy your shit
Are you people really so poor you scheme ways to steal fucking groceries lmao

>if you're not a nigger or a socially awkward fuck you can actually get away with it (the first time, don't repeat for a while obviously)
Stealing from a grocery automatically puts you in nigger tier

[Anonymous No.54036277]

>>54036166
Ist kaffee gut fur dich?

[Anonymous No.54036293]

>>54036263
This.
I think people also forget that if they commit such petty crimes, dishonest behavior will become a habit for them. Nobody will want to do business with them since they are not individuals worthy of trust. They will be forever relegated to the tail end of society, living like the bottom feeders they are

[Anonymous No.54036361]

>>54036218
>if you're not a nigger or a socially awkward fuck you can actually get away with it
>tfw I live in a brown country where nobody trusts white people
Actually feels good that white people can't "jew" us.

[Anonymous No.54036426]

>>54036084
When I grocery shop, I just point ma gun at da cashier and shout gimme da money bitch, thats how I not only save on groceries I MAKE money!!!

[Anonymous No.54036430]

>>54036084
N

[Anonymous No.54036471]

>>54036293
>They will be forever relegated to the tail end of society, living like the bottom feeders they are
Because the rulers of society are such honest transparent morally upstanding people, right?

[Anonymous No.54036500]

>>54036471
This mindset creates niggerville

[Anonymous No.54036501]

>>54036084
in a few weeks they will arrest you on the way out, and the cops will tell you they have video of you taking enough that youre gonna wanna take the plea deal your public defender is gonna be a tired uncaring pigdog and he will go out to get drinks with the prosecutor after they throw you in the slammer. if youre white they will let you bail for 3x the amount

[Anonymous No.54036511]

>>54036361
I love that the yt people in America get fucked every day. We need another real black power movement to behead and kill all yt people and help our melanin enriched bretren and sisters. Kill all yt people and take their food and shit

[Anonymous No.54036575]

>>54036500
No, it's just the truth. You either have master morality or slave morality. Both the poorest people and richest people have master morality, the retarded lemmings that choose to go to school for four years to work all day for fiifty more years and do things by the book their entire lives and keep wondering why they are depressed faggots going nowhere in life have slave morality. You seem to be in the latter.

[Anonymous No.54036603]

>>54036575
bro what the fuck are you talking about lmao
if you do things by the book you can retire in 10-20 years

>going to school and working for a bit is slave mindset
dear god this fucking board is poor as shit

[Anonymous No.54036662]

>>54036603
t. slave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOZ_AADLHq8

[Anonymous No.54036692]

>>54036662
>proceeds to link Andrew Tate
holy fuck you cannot be serious

yeah have fun stealing groceries in the self-checkout line while I have enough cash to literally get them hand-delivered to my house

because I have a "slave mentality" apparently by going to school and making 80k a year

[Anonymous No.54036693]

>>54036138
can you pay the 10% inflation because of your US colony hobby too please, thank you very much. And with "thank" i mean fuck

[Anonymous No.54036720]

>>54036084
Loss prevention has started building profiles on people so they can slap you with a felony once you've hit the right amount

[Anonymous No.54036728]

>>54036692
>80k a year
Holy shit kek you really are a slave, not even six figure hell for this lad. How many years of boring ass lectures did you have to sit through to make those big bucks champ?

[Anonymous No.54036763]

>>54036728
This has got to be the funniest conversation I've had in ages

Whatever bro, maybe you'll be the next "master mindset alpha male" delivering my next batch of groceries this week

[Anonymous No.54036793]

>>54036511
dat nigga bait frfr. Niggers need to look at other countries where they did that and reconsider if that's what the outcome they desire or envision but sadly niggers can't think ahead due to their inferior nigger brain.

t: been to several african nations

[Anonymous No.54036814]

>>54036501
dingdingdingdingding, this is the answer. Stores aren't retarded and they watch the self checkout areas with numerous cameras, just because you snuck a haul past whatever overworked employee is telling folks which machines will or won't accept cash doesn't mean it isn't all recorded. They just wait, compile evidence, and when your theft reaches a felony amount they send the cops to your house and you get completely fucked and never get another job other than the lowest of the low for having that on your record. Unless you're literally starving to death theft of groceries is maximum retardation and even if you are starving you have a finite amount of theft you'll be able to get away with before you get locked up for it.

[Anonymous No.54036849]

I peel off the expensive stickers of the organic bananas and then put the stickers of the cheap bananas on them. Every single time I'm buying bananas I'm lowering some banana picking niggers profits. I'm a menace to nigger society.

[Anonymous No.54036863]

>>54036763
Damn bro, you a real chad, you can even afford to have your groceries delivered to you? I bet you have both Netflix AND Hulu too, good shit man. Maybe if you get that raise you've been hoping for you can afford Starbucks everyday instead of McDonalds coffees, keep going champ.

[Anonymous No.54036907]

>>54036863
Yeah bro, glad you think so.
Anyway, real talk, if you're actually a grown ass man, reality is going to slap you in the face really soon

The best advice I can give you is abandon all that "slave and master mindset" bullshit, and realize cold hard reality doesn't care about whatever contrivances you come up with in your head to cope with your current situation

[Anonymous No.54036997]

>>54036132
i do it because i can not because i need to

[Anonymous No.54037006]

>>54036430
Why does ever Sprite commercial ever made star black "people"?

[Anonymous No.54037018]

>>54036907
You have to go to work on monday lmfao. Meanwhile I'm gonna do a line a coke and hit your fat wife up. You a 9 to 5 guy? 6 to 4? I wanna arrive as you're leaving for work to laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.54037030]

>>54037018
well, I can't make you listen
have a nice day!

[Anonymous No.54037052]

>>54037030
You have to work on Monday XD

[Anonymous No.54037098]

>>54036849
But then someone else (who isn't a nigger like you are) pays for what they think are expensive ones, but they're getting the cheap ones instead. So you're actually not doing a damn thing except being niggardly. Or maybe another niggerbefore went in and swapped all the stickers before you were there, and you're buying the cheap ones with re-swapped stickers, and feeling clever for no reason.

[Anonymous No.54037185]

>>54036084
Post hands.

[Anonymous No.54037389]

>>54036720
This just means i have a free credit amount up to a certain amount at every big chain i can bother to drive to

[Anonymous No.54037527]

>>54036166
>>54036199
>>54036277
>>54036244
Witnessed

[Anonymous No.54037625]

>>54036814
Seems like a lot of work to match up who stole what at different times on different days
Don’t grocery store employees make like $10 per hour?

[Anonymous No.54037641]

>>54036500
No, my country's immigration policies, welfare polices and failure to hold actual criminals accountable creates niggerville. Me stealing from the self checkout is just me getting somthing back.

[Anonymous No.54037747]

>>54036814
>wont just pay regular cashiers
>will hire trained security to watch cameras on multiple stations and compile evidence, stringing together multiple visits accross multiple shifts of possibility hundreds of people.
Yeah ok, dont care about your cherrypicked fabricated paid for by the corporations bullshit news stories.

[Anonymous No.54037842]

>>54036084
you increase the prices for everyone else, spread out over people who actually pay. increase the chances stores will no longer be viable and will be closed

[Anonymous No.54037867]

>>54037842
Yes, because of everytime that there's record profits companies decide to pass those on to the consumer in the form of lowering prices.

[Anonymous No.54037920]

>>54037842
Not that I would ever do this, but accelerate, nigger! This bread and circus must eventually come to an end.

[Anonymous No.54037926]

>>54037098
No you fucking nigger, I dont put the organic banana stickers on the cheap ones, they end up in my jacket pocket or something.

[Anonymous No.54038265]

>>54036084
>t.

[Anonymous No.54038334]

>>54036186

Based

[Anonymous No.54039719]

>>54036603
making 80k a year should grant you a position of shutting the fuck up

[Anonymous No.54039848]

>>54036500
The nigger politicians whose boots you’re licking create nigger ville. They destroyed the social contract and don’t follow the laws they expect me to so why the fuck should I play by the rules? I’m worth over 300k but still shoplift regularly and will continue to do so. No why? Because a FUCK EM that’s why. I’ve tried being honest and doing what’s right and every year (((they))) press their boots harder on the common peoples neck so I do not give a fuck about stealing from some globo homo mega corp when they’ve raised the cost of living 20% in a year and made housing completely un affordable
>>54036501
Tuck your little pecker into your chastity device and crawl back in your hole you beta cuckold. I’ve been stealing from these things for a decade gotta be around 10-15k+ by this point and they won’t do shit. Just don’t be a retard and go to the same store every week.

[Anonymous No.54039858]

>>54036084
>no food expenses
something small but important, you can save a little but not so much, why not just buy everything you would like and 3 months later just spend money on coins? that's what I'm doing with sora, I feel like I'm in debt with myself but a fair one

[Anonymous No.54039904]

>>54036084
They will catch you and you will pay more in return. High trust societies exist and you have to fuck it up with your nog behavior

[Anonymous No.54040136]

>>54036084
this man is a solid 10/10 for me
>fair, soft, skin
>blonde
>narrow frame
>perfect breasts
and barely any sexooo posting. why do your men have to have gargantuan asses, masculine faces, and cow tits to coompost? you disgust me /biz/

[Anonymous No.54040253]

>>54036186
>>54036471
>>54036575
>>54036662
>>54036728
>>54036863
>>54037018
>>54037052
Yfw when your Romanian cell mate says your body is perfect for him to practice his master mindset on

[Anonymous No.54040789]

>>54037747
even the biggest retard can hit play and fast forward through a video. with enough training they can take a screenshot and print out your face to look for next time

[Anonymous No.54040824]

I did it once accidentally with a roll of aluminum foil and still have no idea how it got in there without being scanned

[Anonymous No.54040834]

>>54036430
Yup. Good society. And society w/ niggers.

[Anonymous No.54040878]

>>54036293
Cope, i know plenty of 6 figure people who steal at stores

[Anonymous No.54041019]

>>54037926
>>54037098
>>54036849
how do you people not know that the plu # for banananananans is 4011? punch that in on self checkout and youre paying for basic bitch congo banananananas

[Anonymous No.54041077]

>>54036218
pretty much, if i go through the self checkout, at least one item is not getting scanned

[Anonymous No.54041100]

>YOU CAN'T STEAL FORM JEWISH CORPORATIONS THAT PRICE GOUGE YOU AND UNDERMINE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING BECAUSE --- BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54041119]

>>54040878
i make $120k a year and i steal at least one item every time i go to the store. it doesn't take much to offset a 2-5% net margin on your purchase.

[Anonymous No.54041126]

>>54041100
thats how black people turn their neighborhood into food deserts

[Anonymous No.54041142]

>>54036728
How many packs of oreos do you have to steal to make the difference between your wages?

[Anonymous No.54041169]

>>54041126
im not black and i work from home so i can do this anywhere in the country

[Anonymous No.54041207]

>>54041169
>Traveling the world to steal doritos and snickers
You had me at Traveling the world anon

[Anonymous No.54041346]

>>54036084
The cost of automation lmao

[Anonymous No.54041757]

>>54040253
"full head of hair"

[Anonymous No.54041803]

>>54036132
$100 every time you visit the grocery store adds up fellow zoomer.

[Anonymous No.54041980]

>>54036084
nigger

[Anonymous No.54042186]

>>54036084
>Get you one time.
>Find out who you are
>They see you multi times on cameras.
>Jail
>Anal lube
>?????????
>Profit.

[Anonymous No.54042666]

>>54037625
It’s not actually humans doing the watching and figuring out who took what when and how much it cost. Where have you been?!?! You are constantly being monitored by A.I. and everything is recorded/. Wear a disguise, change your license plate, but don’t forget to leave your tracking device phone at home… and what about that credit card you used to actually buy the items you didn’t steal?? You are under constant surveillance and there is almost no practical way to avoid it.. perhaps you could grow your own food but then I’m sure you would find something else you need to steal like fertilizer, gloves, tools,pesticides, whatever. It is what it is! I just love all this hecken technology!!! It’s so cool!!!

[Anonymous No.54043715]

>>54037389
Woah that's a really interesting way of looking at things

[Anonymous No.54043741]

>>54037867
Who cares about profits. Show me the margins lol

[Anonymous No.54043816]

I don't use self checkout. I'm not doing the grocery store's job for them.

[Anonymous No.54044331]

>>54036084
Make sure you’re collecting the saffron for maximum value.

[Anonymous No.54044374]

>>54036084
That's what companies get for not paying their employees decently and replacing them with machines

[Anonymous No.54044411]

>>54036426
IMMA GO OUT ROBBIN’ IMMA GO OUT SHOPPIN’ TYBG FOR THIS BASED MESSAGE

[Anonymous No.54044493]

>>54036084
They always have people watching at the store I go to. They treat me like I’m stealing which I understand due to my skin tone (tan but not black).

[Anonymous No.54044663]

>>54036084
steal steaks and buy $steak simple as

[Anonymous No.54044707]

>>54036084
jail time kek. Have fun!

[Anonymous No.54044821]

>>54036263
Paying taxes to uphold the current sóyciety automatically puts you in cuck tier
>>54041119
CEO of Based
What do you steal? I mainly go for steaks (beef and tuna), salmon and other high quality meats and fish

[Anonymous No.54044844]

>>54044707
>nigger cattle who thinks the police are omnipotent
i've done things you couldn't even dream of (no, not pedo shit) and i'm still here.

[Anonymous No.54044972]

$100 per month isn't worth becoming a felon if they catch on and start watching you. Not worth the headache of a misdemeanor either really.

[Anonymous No.54045054]

i just get all my food from catering at work

[Anonymous No.54045096]

>>54041100
Karmatic laws
You wish to become a kike ?
Pathetic, truly

[Anonymous No.54046381]

Yts think they winning, lmao
We got ebt free food.

[Anonymous No.54046543]

>>54044821
>Paying taxes to uphold the current sóyciety automatically puts you in cuck tier
Food is not taxed in America, only hot prepared foods.

[Anonymous No.54046564]

>>54045096
good goy. don't forget to tip mr. shekelberg 10%.

[Anonymous No.54046708]

>>54036084
I use picrel as a shopping basket, run my items through and then put them all back in the bag and walk out.
The most expensive item never leaves the bag.

[Anonymous No.54046725]

>>54046564
>not debasing oneself to that of a nigger makes them a slave of the jew
kikes also molest infants and drink adrenachrome, do you wish to participate in that as well ?
how about murder
if you think the ones who print money are in any way effected by theft of any kind, you have down syndrome.
the only people you are liberating are the semites.

[Anonymous No.54046750]

>>54036084
i did a year in jail over a probation violation for drug charges.
once you spend a few weeks in jail you tend toward never wanting to go back.
enjoy getting caught at some point idiot.

[Anonymous No.54046751]

>>54046708
Also I have used my motorcycle helmet as a shopping basket and "forgot" about an item or 2.

[Anonymous No.54046824]

>>54036084
boobies :)

[Anonymous No.54046844]

>>54036263
i would normally agree with you.
but times have changed.
times are tight.
its kill or be killed out there.
its a matter of survival now.
im sick of getting fucked over every day of my life.
so im going to start doing the fucking.

[Anonymous No.54046983]

>>54036084
post your tricks senpai
i want to learn

[Anonymous No.54047068]

>>54036084
PROTIP: Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. This us a camera built into the top of a Philips head screw.

[Anonymous No.54047231]

>>54037030
ruJGiNHJ, you are one of the biggest cucks on this website. both in size and in definition. enjoy your funkopops and star wars.

[Anonymous No.54047320]

I wish there were still any local stores around. Even before 2020 they were almost all gone, but after everything got shutdown for the pandemic/hoax/coronavirus whatever you call it, they all had to close. At this point in my area, which is a decent sized place with hundreds of thousands of people, there is only one local asian food store and one local store that sells stuff only on sunday for a few hours. Everything else is huge chain stores. they all have to have security guards and there are always homeless druggies stealing stuff in their backpacks, and the front of the stores is always filled with trash and cigarette butts. Just sad

[Anonymous No.54047362]

>>54046844
This 100%
Playing "by the rules" while jews pillage you every day of your life is retarded

[Anonymous No.54047534]

>>54036141
Its not even that, you're not slick, these self checkouts have cameras everywhere, it is only a matter of time before you're stopped and brought over to the office and made to stay there until police arrive, or if you get away they will send police to your place with all the compiled evidence of theft, and they only ever do so once you stole enough total goods to equate to a felony charge.

[Anonymous No.54047563]

>>54036084
higher food prices for honest customers. just another tax on us americans for having all you chinks here.

[Anonymous No.54047842]

>>54046750
>drug charges
you committed low IQ crimes. we are not the same.