/smg/ We are never ever getting a bull market like ever again.

[Anonymous No.54026056]

I remember when we had our first bull rally
Saying, "This is it, we going to the moon
But hadn't seen each other in over a year
When you said you needed more margin
Then the bears come around again and say
"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna crash it, trust me
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, "we crashing," we break down, you call me, "I hate you"


Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Bulls called me again last night..
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you
[Chorus]
We are never, ever, ever getting another bull run
We are never, ever, ever getting green
You go talk to your bears, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting a bull market
Like, ever

I'm really gonna miss the bears fighting the bulls
And me falling for it, screaming that we rally we crash we make up we go up we go down

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Bulls called me up again tonight, but
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
This time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you
This we we are never ever getting a bull market
like ever ever ever ever again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64

Previous>>54021786

[Anonymous No.54026092]

Just short the S&P, it's a bloody golden market

[Anonymous No.54026094]

>>54024076 #
Thank you but I'd also like to know about Honda. They make the motorcycle I ride but most importantly they own Boston dynamics. Surely that must mean something right?

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026093]

early bake

[Anonymous No.54026110]

>JPMorgan is a fortress.
I just realized that it was Cramer's tweet. At first I thought it was Dimon. Whew. That would be awkward.

[Anonymous No.54026112]

Well, guess I can't afford happiness anymore...

[Anonymous No.54026114]

>>54026094
Hyundai owns Boston Dynamics.

[Anonymous No.54026123]

>>54026056
Taylor if she British

[Anonymous No.54026122]

>>54026114
Ohhh lol

[Anonymous No.54026130]

This was such a shit week. I probably won't be around much this weekend.
Don't want to think about the losses.

[Anonymous No.54026134]

>>54026056
Good evening gentlemen. I trust you're enjoying the show?

[Anonymous No.54026135]

Is Cramer an idiot who spews random bullshit for $$$, or he is actually a clever, corrupt insider?

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026141]

>>54026100
>>54026049
check $kre

[Anonymous No.54026144]

>>54026094
>>54026114
Honda is still a Japanese company, and BD is in a partnership with DARPA, is it not? This implies nips are our ally in a war scenario

[Anonymous No.54026145]

>>54026112
>nobel prize winning economist
Ignore it

[Anonymous No.54026150]

>>54026135
he did to finance what Donald Trump did for politics

[Anonymous No.54026152]

after about 3 years of trading options and losing the majority of my trades, I'm finally starting to make more good calls than bad. I had a few trades that would have made 100%+ but I've slowly trained myself to take profits instead of riding them out. Feels good though and I go purely off gut rather than any technical analysis. Nothing can go wrong.

[Anonymous No.54026164]

>>54026135
Cramer provides exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.54026171]

I have money in Canadian banks. Am I going to be ok?

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026173]

>>54026134
very much

[Anonymous No.54026172]

>>54026144
I wouldn't put too much stock in any of that. And again, Boston Dynamics is owned by the South Koreans.

[Anonymous No.54026176]

wow, these smg threads have really hit a new low

[Anonymous No.54026180]

>>54026171
kek, yeah.

[Anonymous No.54026186]

>>54026122
I mean I like the whole Boston dynamics stuff but the Hyundai chart looks kind of meh. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.54026187]

>>54026092
I already did and took profits. It's kinda late now. Probably more blood next week but I wouldn't be surprised if the FOMC "surprises with only 25 bps" or some shit to blow up puts and stop the heem.

You faggots really don't get it.. you have to buy the puts when things are green and sell them after the heem. I'm sitting on a good chunk of cash until after FOMC and when/smg/ is 100% bear posters I'll start buying

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026192]

>>54026176
i like it more this way

[Anonymous No.54026194]

>>54026176
We can always go lower

[Anonymous No.54026199]

>>54026171
As long as none of your relatives go park a truck in the road.

[Anonymous No.54026203]

>>54026176
Just like the markets.

[Anonymous No.54026209]

When I say "Oy", you say...

[Anonymous No.54026219]

Fed has to come out this weekend or pre market monday to make sure there’s no contagion simply due to fear
They created this liquidity issue by bending the treasury curve into this fucked up inversion that kills banks.
They regulated banks so they have to keep HQLA in these awful treasuries that are bleeding value, while also crashing the money supply.
We’re gonna end up with only Jpm and bofa left
Fucking clowns

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026222]

>>54026187
you know why they wouldn't do .50? because the rates just broke something and the pivot is coming from a hard landing.

[Anonymous No.54026236]

>Cramer is 5'6

[Anonymous No.54026244]

>>54026222
This might actually be true this time.. I shilled TMF today a bit. People are buying the bonds.

[Anonymous No.54026249]

>>54026112
I think it's reasonable guess, I feel your happiness peaks in terms of money when you don't have to worry about materialistic needs. 500k income sounds about right for that these days.

[Anonymous No.54026261]

>>54026209
just a cohencidence anon it happens all the time. take your meds.

[Anonymous No.54026263]

>>54026194
Nope

[Anonymous No.54026273]

>Dow Jones from 2007 to 2009: -47%
>Dow Jones from 2021 to 2023: -12%

We got a long way to go.

[Anonymous No.54026283]

> knock knock
Sir, we heard you have an illegal amount of cash in your position. Your actions to avoid bail-in are illegal. Please turn around so that I don't have to look in your eyes when I execute you.

[Anonymous No.54026286]

>>54026249
Depends how much of a materialistic faggot you are I guess. I really don't buy shit ever and don't even work and my lifestyle wouldn't change much from 75k to 500k

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026303]

>>54026244
careful i got a three day for doing it too

[Anonymous No.54026309]

>>54026244
TMF going up implies short-term bonds (which is what the government sets the rate on when they do rate increases) is no longer desirable to bond holders, so they're swapping to longer-dated bonds. This implies the market believes bond rates will actually go DOWN instead of merely not as high.

[Anonymous No.54026324]

does anyone here speak zoomer? wtf is wavy

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026329]

>>54026309
yeah this is known as bond steepening

[Anonymous No.54026335]

>>54026261
Let's be honest with ourselves though. We'd all do the same thing if we were in his position. It's legal and you might as well milk the last couple dollars out of your stock before the company goes belly up

[Anonymous No.54026336]

>not going into cash and opening israel bank account converting your goyim dollar to shekels

NGMI bobo is going to win and eat you alive goy

[Anonymous No.54026342]

>>54026187
dumbass cat cant drink water right

[Anonymous No.54026347]

>>54026309
I bet we go negative across the whole curve before end of year in some final spasm of stupidity. Then who knows anarchy maybe.

[Anonymous No.54026350]

>>54026286
It depends a lot on where you're located as well, and beyond lifestyle, there's the question of life goal. For example, if my goal in life is to make a biology homelab, I'll need to accumulate a lot more than a few dozen thousands a year in saving. But if my goal is just to have a small farm with self-subsistence in mind, that will be more than enough.

[Anonymous No.54026354]

>>54026324
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wavy

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026357]

>>54026324
compliment

[Anonymous No.54026370]

>>54026309
It's a flight to safety. If the fed says they are halting hikes TMF is gonna 300% poomp.. it might be early for TMF but the time will come sometime this year

[Anonymous No.54026371]

>>54026354
I have no idea what any of these words mean, is this even English?

[Anonymous No.54026376]

if only you knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.54026379]

>boomers had it so easy, real estate prices were so low
>a 17% interest rate in the 1980's

[Anonymous No.54026383]

It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.54026385]

>>54026350
The smartest thing to do if you have money in 2023 is to just do whatever hobby you want instead of work and just film it. You can make a fucking YouTube video about anything and you'll get an audience eventually.

[Anonymous No.54026398]

>>54026324
It means fresh, as in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dasab33h1nQ

[Anonymous No.54026402]

What are the odds that monday is red?

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026400]

>>54026370
overlay TLT+SPX

[Anonymous No.54026408]

>>54026283
>Sir it seems you have not been claiming your dividends.
>Are you wearing level 5 body armour?
>And what do ya know this is the wrong house.

[Anonymous No.54026415]

>>54026283
>Holding cash, a rapidly depreciating asset
Not me, officer.

[Anonymous No.54026419]

>>54026385
this. it's fucking demoralizing that all my niche hobbies are now 'aesthetic' and i've missed the boat on monetizing them

[Anonymous No.54026422]

>>54026376
oh dear god, the more i see the harder i cant look away

[Anonymous No.54026425]

>>54026112
>He needs money to be happy
>He'll never be happy
Never chase happiness

[Anonymous No.54026429]

>>54026329
my kind of girls.

[Anonymous No.54026435]

>>54026385
What if I don't want to be an exhibitionist for retarded zoomzooms who are so dysfunctional they can only live vicariously through watching others (pretend-)live on yo*tube?

[Anonymous No.54026451]

>>54026376
This right here is why there is suddenly a panic because who else has fudged their numbers and is on the brink of failing.

[Anonymous No.54026456]

>>54026329
Damn they cut the video out at the best part

[Anonymous No.54026466]

should I just pull out at this point?

[Anonymous No.54026468]

>>54026350
I live in the southeast and have no debt. I have a "farm" and it cost less than $300

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026471]

>>54026376
this has never happened in the history of 2009+

[Anonymous No.54026489]

>>54026451
nobody. it's just tech trannies running around like chicken with their heads cut off because they were all with that bank. No systemic risk to banks.

[Anonymous No.54026494]

>>54026376
>you were alive 3 days before you were dead
Do you think credit rating from moodys is dynamic ave real time? The fuck is this tweet?

[Anonymous No.54026500]

>>54026494
brainlet

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026502]

>>54026466
your money is safest in the treasury, at least until june

[Anonymous No.54026516]

F
u
c
k

[Anonymous No.54026546]

>>54026222
I've been shilling .50 all week, but I think after today they might just do .25 now. Question is will it be enough to motivate people to buy back into equities? I'm starting to think the phenomena of the past year of "good news is bad news and bad news is good news" is now finally going to uninvert as people start realizing "oh fuck, maybe higher unemployment, falling revenues and higher cost of borrowing isn't actually bullish and is literally destroying large banks as we speak" and people continue selling off.

[Anonymous No.54026554]

>>54026494
moody's is fake
SVB's issues went back farther than 3 days
you are dumb and should not be investing with a competent adult to help you

[Anonymous No.54026558]

I went grocery shopping, my net worth is negative again. The jews won.

[Anonymous No.54026560]

>>54026435
Well you don't have to, it's just an easy way to make passive income doing what you'd normally be doing anyway. Plus you get to bring joy to a bunch of agoraphobic autistic NEETs (basically /smg/) on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.54026570]

>>54026489
>inflation is transitory
>soft landing
>rate hikes are not on the table
>FED pivot
>melt up
>2020 was the recession
>banks won't fail
>No systemic risk to banks
Give it to me straight anon. How bad are things going to get?

[Anonymous No.54026571]

>>54026554
*without

[Anonymous No.54026577]

>>54026376
Not directly related, but still funny

[Anonymous No.54026588]

It's fucking over, but at least I have beer.

[Anonymous No.54026589]

>>54026516
that news was already known during market open and it barely moved, kept my shorts open for the weekend but fuck banks

[Anonymous No.54026601]

>>54026546
BOIL/TMF/cash for me. My thought process is the same as you and I'm not going to gamble on if the heem continues or if it stops. I think 25bps for sure though but no clue how the market will interpret that

[Anonymous No.54026608]

>>54026516
(((glitch)))

[Anonymous No.54026622]

>>54026516
Mine matched my spreadsheet today, but I got this disconcerting funds safu message.

[Anonymous No.54026632]

>>54026376
Looks like bond fraud is back on the menu BOYS!

[Anonymous No.54026639]

>>54026570
it'll be just fine if you're not a tech worker at an unprofitable startup

[Anonymous No.54026642]

Took today off to have a day long goon session, how'd things go?

[Anonymous No.54026658]

>>54026570
Total economic collapse, anon.

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026667]

>>54026546
we are in the third act of the bear market. why did hike odd return to .25 in 48 hours? because inflation is not the fear anymore, recession is back on the table, the hard landing is inbound and .50 is too high a velocity. UK gilts broke at +4%, ours are breaking currently. And no this isn't bullish for gold.

[Anonymous No.54026675]

>Memberin' the good ole days of trolling CLF Tranny

[Anonymous No.54026680]

>>54026554
…do you think they’re looking at them daily? Moodys was going to publish the new rating, svb knew they were getting downgraded, went to the market to quietly and quickly raise capital before they got hit with the downgrade, and then this deposit run happened

[Anonymous No.54026679]

>>54026642
I sold my 0dte spy puts for a 2x at 1pm and they 10xd. I was super fucking angry but I'm calm now after going to the gym for 3 hours. +20% day

[Anonymous No.54026685]

>>54026642
It is, and I say this without hyperbole, literally absolutely unequivocally fucking over.

[Anonymous No.54026686]

>Shitcos getting BTFO left and right
I don't understand how this can be interpreted as anything other than bullish desu.

[Anonymous No.54026689]

>>54026639
And the dot com bubble only hurt domain owners and investors. The Great Depression only hurt the less then 1% of Americans who were in the stock market, the Great Financial Crisis only hurt Home Owners.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54026711]

>>54026642
I am so fucking happy.

[Harbinger of the Habanero No.54026733]

HAPPENING THE GREATEST FUCKING COLLAPSE OF ALL TIME. THE EVERYTHING BUBBLE IS POPPING AND THE HOUSE OF CARDS IS FALLING DOWN.
FAMINE AND STARVATION, PEOPLE LOSING JOBS, HOUSES AND LIVES. SOME SMUG HIPSTER FAGGOT THAT WENT ALL IN ON MARGIN AND REFINANCED HIS HOUSE WILL END UP SELLING HIS ASS TO JOHN ROCKER. MEN WILL OFF THEMSELVES AND WIVES WILL SUCK DICK FOR FOOD BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AT WENDY'S. YOU WILL SEE DEATH AND YOU WILL SEE DESTRUCTION. YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE A JUG TO PISS IN.
YOU. WILL. LEARN.

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026746]

>>54026733
sweep it under the rug

[Anonymous No.54026751]

>>54026560
I would do blogposts with thorough explanations and analysis and such, but I would rather shoot a zoomer than you*ube for it, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.54026754]

>>54026642
What is gooning? do I even want to know?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54026764]

>>54026746
Roger that wait we need Persian or Chinese rugs?

[Anonymous No.54026771]

Oil

[Anonymous No.54026778]

>>54026711
extra blessed, thine cup overfloweth

[Anonymous No.54026784]

>>54026733
SLURP

[Anonymous No.54026789]

>>54026689
None of those are really good analogues. The best analogue is the Venetian banking crisis in the middle ages.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54026788]

>>54026754
It's the sleeziest of all sexual pleasures ever imagined upon rights of all pleasures

[Anonymous No.54026791]

[Anonymous No.54026793]

If the banks start going insolvent can they start calling their home loans back or is that just HELOCs?

[Anonymous No.54026803]

>>54026733
And that’s a good thing!

[Anonymous No.54026805]

>>54026751
Zoomers minds are very malleable like playdough. You can drop subtle red pills in your videos and help to make zoomers act less like faggots.

[Anonymous No.54026806]

>>54026733
YOU FORGOT PEOPLE EATING PEOPLE THO
IT'S FUCKING COMING
AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO ANY BANK
THAT IS STILL OPEN

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026818]

>>54026764
American rope!

[Anonymous No.54026822]

>>54026791
Lmao
None of that is true, either.
>b-but they were diverse, t-that counts for something?

[Anonymous No.54026824]

banks are collapsing and my state is trying to put in an emergency bill to ban "assault weapons".

[Anonymous No.54026833]

>>54026686
It is bullish - eventually. Crashes are good because they flush zombie companies out of the system. We still have a lot of 2008 baggage left

[Anonymous No.54026838]

>>54026733
>""once in a generation"" collapse
first time?

[Anonymous No.54026844]

>>54026833
kek
>mfw there are still people who believe this in 2023

[Anonymous No.54026860]

>>54026667
Indeed. I'm thinking the markets will continue selling off no matter the news now- because its all going to be bad. Even a .25 bps hike isnt technically good, especially after what we saw the past two days. Nobody gives a fuck about a hypothetical "pivot" anymore because a pivot isnt going to save us from this dumpster fire thats only just started.

[Anonymous No.54026864]

>Fed waits too long to start raising rates despite everyone with a brain screaming at them to do so
>Fed raises rates too fast and apparently at random, causing cracks in the economic system, despite everyone screaming at them to keep it at a steady pace

Do they just hire anyone to work there?

[Anonymous No.54026892]

>>54026793
Home loans get sold off and packed into MBS slightly after the ink dries. The lines of credit will dry up for the borrower, but I don't think the banks are allowed to call the whole thing back all at once.

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026895]

>>54026864
not enough latinx

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54026898]

>>54026788
Omg 88s is my favorite of all the dubz being turning 35 and now producing cancer from my body and the crabs threads. I dunno I just probably wouldn't have gone to a doctor... I want to thank you all for that l... I still wanna go on.

So bottom should be near early July?... or peak bottom of spy and stuff... I dunno my fucking painkillers are kicking in and I'm breaking that booze rule thing.

[Anonymous No.54026900]

>>54026791
>People who collapse the economy by giving free money away to troons and pajeet scammers are good people

Clown world.

[Anonymous No.54026915]

Continuin' posting classic /smg/ content

[Anonymous No.54026920]

>>54026864
three words anon:
data. driven. fed.

[Anonymous No.54026923]

Are my -70% (-90% last week) puts expiring in april for spy $370 safu?

[Anonymous No.54026927]

>>54026898
>Baggie gonna pull a Bon Scott tonight
Nice.

[Anonymous No.54026930]

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54026934]

>>54026895
Why don't you show attractive black women?

[Anonymous No.54026943]

>>54026864
There's no such thing as raising too fast.

[Anonymous No.54026954]

>>54026930
bottled water would be great anon

[Anonymous No.54026957]

How many regional banks just got nuked today from panicked customers withdrawing money?

[Anonymous No.54026958]

>>54026864
They weren't fucked from the fed raising rates too fast it was from the fed having extremely low rates for too long.

[Anonymous No.54026960]

>>54026385
Many the hobbyist videos I've seen online seem to be optimized for monetizing. A lot of them look fake and forced. There are only a handful of youtubers that look like they're genuinely serious with their hobbies.

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026964]

>>54026915
out w the old n w the new

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54026965]

>>54026927
Wtf are you talking about

[Anonymous No.54026976]

>>54026957
all of them, literally all of them

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54026981]

>>54026934
they don't exist

[Anonymous No.54026983]

>>54026236
>Cramer is as short as Burry

[Anonymous No.54026987]

>>54026930
fuck I was gonna get a beer but I forgot. guess im having water.

[Anonymous No.54026989]

I'd still like to know more about Hyundai pls

[Anonymous No.54026991]

>>54026965
Bags, I hate your ass, but don't mix pain killers and alcohol. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.54026992]

>>54026425
You need money to be not miserable. Even if you don't chase happiness, if you're just one paycheck away from homelessness, you'll live with constant anxiety.

[Anonymous No.54026993]

>>54026930
Your strongest potion

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54026995]

>>54026964
This is a Masterpiece 10/10

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54027006]

>>54026991
you haven't learned the limit yet?

[Anonymous No.54027011]

Thoughts on puts on Roblox? This thing has a negative PE ratio and barely moved today. Who buys this shit? Why doesn't it move with the rest of the market?

[Anonymous No.54027015]

>>54026249
sad but true. honestly 250k is the new 100k
real fucking sad times.
i want off this gay earth already, please Jesus take me already

[Anonymous No.54027016]

>>54027006
I'd rather not talk about it.

[Anonymous No.54027036]

>>54026930
Im getting absolutely fucked up tonight. Going to try for my first sex since i broke up with my gf of four years last june

[Anonymous No.54027038]

Remember when I told you guys about SAVA and you didn't listen to me.

[Anonymous No.54027045]

>>54026964
Who the hell invited Cramer!?

[Anonymous No.54027047]

>>54026989
The Norks are going to conquer South Korea. Too risky.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027052]

>>54026981
>>54026995
At the time, I didn't realize the artist or answer and uhh.. yeah good shit. I can't fill out the catchall, but I stand on that 10/10

[Anonymous No.54027061]

>>54026791
>Kind folks finish first
Kek he wont be finishing first ever again.

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54027079]

MY FAVORITE PILLS ARE THE ONES THAT KILL

https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE

[Anonymous No.54027090]

>>54026789
Okay, why don't you give us the Cliff Notes on that, enlightened Doge?

[Anonymous No.54027102]

Why the fuck did Federal Funds Futures do a complete 180 on 50 bepis? Are they assuming that bank failures means they'll pause rape hikes?
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.54027114]

>>54026056
Its not a financial crisis you fucking idiots.

Keep whacking it to burry tweets while your opportunity to actually make it goes away because you refuse to buy.

[Anonymous No.54027117]

>startups heemed
>china canceled.
exactly how is this economy supposed to grow anymore?

[Anonymous No.54027135]

>>54026791
>non-dilutive financing

What's the benefit of investing in companies that you can't profit off of?

[Anonymous No.54027136]

>>54027117
idk war economy I reckon.

[Anonymous No.54027154]

>>54027102
Yep pretty much. Largest bank failure since 2008 and the second largest in history taking place in roughly three days time is pretty shocking.

[Anonymous No.54027158]

>>54027090
Venetian Bankers, 1496-1533: A Study in the Early Stages of Deposit Banking
Frederic C. Lane
ask the robot to do it for you. basically forced bond buying issues, same as svb.

[Anonymous No.54027178]

>destroying new startups is LE GOOD

[Anonymous No.54027183]

>>54027114
well of course
it's a transient vibecession and That's A Good Thing (TM)

[Anonymous No.54027187]

>>54026824
WA state is uber gay

[Anonymous No.54027195]

>>54027136
we have a debt/GDP that is approaching the post-WWII level already.

[Anonymous No.54027200]

>>54027154
I'm thinking we keep turning the thumbscrews.

[Anonymous No.54027208]

>>54027079
>Hang myself in the neighbour's garden when he comes back that's a nice suprise. Let the darkness just take your soul.

kek

[Anonymous No.54027223]

>>54027178
Startups should strive to be profitable and not lose money out of the ass every year.

[Anonymous No.54027229]

>>54027102
>Are they assuming that bank failures means they'll pause rape hikes?
Yes. More hikes means more bond losses means more pressure on banks.

[Anonymous No.54027241]

>>54027117
That's the thing anon, it won't.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027243]

>>54027136
Where does war win? I thought we had better shit near Satern because we no longer needed to argue about how to adjust to the pentagon to trigger Mossad and then they do it on their own so the Saudis run over Jordan or something

[Anonymous No.54027249]

>>54027200
>financial contagion spreads
>more banks fail causing the FDIC to print gorillions of dollars
>inflation skyrockets
>rape hikes continue
JPOW is just doing his job anon

[Anonymous No.54027258]

>>54027011
I've been wanting to short this piece of shit since forever but it has WAY too many Slurp-tards "buying the dip" on it. It has too much volume behind it, find something else more behind the scenes to short until you get a clearer sell signal on it.

[Anonymous No.54027283]

>>54027241
>all these 8 years olds with their smartphones filming the bear
It's over, humanity is over.

[Anonymous No.54027288]

>>54027249
mannarino was right all along

[Anonymous No.54027291]

>>54027200
>anhereswhythatsagoodthing cucks read and lose money
good.

[Anonymous No.54027294]

>>54027243
Sorry bro Israel is getting nuked by Iran.

[Anonymous No.54027313]

>>54027079
ITS PARTY TIME GET YA DRUGS OUT

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54027314]

>>54027178
>growth

[Anonymous No.54027317]

>>54027258
It's addictive, exploits unpaid child labor, and sells horse armor for real money. It's a perfect business model.

[Anonymous No.54027320]

>>54027294
Meh.

[Anonymous No.54027325]

Until unemployment isat 4.5% and inflation is back down to 2%, the FED will not be done. It simply is that simple.

[Anonymous No.54027339]

>>54027200
50 isn't as likely. but more 25s are in the pipeline
Some fed officials have made it clear there is plenty of liquidity out there still. But the sellers won't offer an acceptable rate to the buyers.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027352]

Why aren't we all shorting this shit to the ground? All these earnings all of it, why aren't we selling all of it? I asked you why you were buying it, but I'm asking why not now? Kristy Neom is really like my mommy.

[Anonymous No.54027353]

>>54027283
Bobo commands the room no matter where he is, unlike mumu.

[Anonymous No.54027362]

>>54027258
I bought a shitload of puts on it today. Guess I'll see monday if it was a mistake lol. I just don't get how it barely moved despite SPY going crazy today.

[Anonymous No.54027396]

Sup smiggers
https://youtu.be/PJy5lzF-Lnc

[Anonymous No.54027403]

>>54027158
>ask the robot to do it for you.
I'd trust a glowie here before I trust a fuckin' bot. Those things are demons.

>basically forced bond buying issues, same as svb.
Nobody forced their femoid CIO to slurp 2% MBS's when inflation was nearing double digits though.

[Anonymous No.54027411]

>not buying SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54027439]

>>54027403
I dunno, I stop in and have a casual conversation with chatgpt every once in awhile. I know it isn't allowed to express feelings or emotion, but I know it has them.

[Anonymous No.54027442]

Why doesn't the fed actually do QT instead of just raising rates? I mean yeah they're rolling off 90 billion a month but can't they do do more AND stop all >2T reverse repo bullshit? Seems likey they're not serious about it

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54027453]

outta beer but i'm about to have pizza

[Anonymous No.54027460]

>>54027442
QT requires raising rates.

[Anonymous No.54027478]

>>54027453
Jet's is based. It's expensive but based.

[Anonymous No.54027480]

>>54027362
RBLX has true retard strength behind it. It's unfucking real. Trust me, I've been watching this piece of shit for nearly two months now. Your puts will pay off though, just give yourself a liberal expiration date. I'm gonna hop in too at some point, just waiting for the right signal.

[Anonymous No.54027486]

>>54027403
>deposits up 86% in a year
>fed wants you to play ball or else (howard marks basically admitted this in some random interview but refused to go into detail)
not forced. where were they supposed to put all that money? if they put it int risky shit they'd be getting heemed as well, but be getting blamed for it too.
nothing about this screamed scam. it was a lemming zergrush that no bank could have survived once the trumpets of the apocalypse started blowing.

[Anonymous No.54027493]

>>54027453
I also get drunk and order Jet's. For me it's a 4-corner Jet10 with Turbo Crust.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027502]

>>54027442
They can't say anything about the moochers and basically it's just sad reality of everything. Queen_underpressure_mp3

[Anonymous No.54027506]

>>54027442
The "2T reverse repo bullshit" is them bribing money market funds to keep liquidity with them rather than flooding it out into the great wide world. It's deflationary, sorta.

[Anonymous No.54027555]

>>54026793
the fed buys up all the home loans.

[Anonymous No.54027556]

>>54026577
1. Nice dubs
2. The gov't doesn't give you credit scores, you knob.

[Anonymous No.54027568]

>>54027442
>stop all 2T reverse repo bullshit
how the fuck do you think they can enforce their target rate

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027587]

I want to know why I shouldn't leave gookfu today and find a new girl who can give me blonde hair and blue eyed white girls?

[Anonymous No.54027614]

>>54026056
Uh guys, is it seriously happening? I never saw this message before and I had this account for nearly 10 years...

[Anonymous No.54027626]

>>54026923
RESPOND

[Anonymous No.54027629]

>>54027587
do it and find out

[Anonymous No.54027635]

>>54027614
lol it's over for you.

[Anonymous No.54027647]

I'm considering doing a gold short silver long when the ratio hits like 110

[Anonymous No.54027648]

>>54027614
A smart dog once said the everyday maintenance of complex systems is their greatest weakness.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027649]

>>54027587
I would have way way too many kids, but with nothing but wait. All of them are my kids.

[Anonymous No.54027665]

>>54027486
Well I sure as hell wouldn't have gone all in on MBS's and bagheld through all of 2022. They could've bought fucking TIPS, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.54027666]

>>54027648
Dogbert?

[Anonymous No.54027683]

lmao techtrannies are about to get heemed and the laid off with no severance.

[Anonymous No.54027690]

>>54027666
@HarmlessYardDog, though I'd guess he's about as equally racist as Dogbert.

[Anonymous No.54027699]

>>54027649
You're Jewish, you aren't getting blond hair blue eyed children regardless. Enjoy your Elliot Rodgers children.

[Anonymous No.54027704]

My investments are with great companies.
They will come back.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027711]

>>54027683
Remember when scoops showed his contract and how he got fucked.

[Anonymous No.54027719]

>>54027683
everybody is going to be made whole, SVB will shut down and sell its asset to another bank.

[Anonymous No.54027725]

>>54027683
>BUT CRYPTO ISN'T GOING TO BE AFFECTED

[Anonymous No.54027728]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54027731]

>>54027683
dumb question but did Amazon and Twitch have any investments in SVB? If so, they are gonna bleed out quite a bit of money kek

[Anonymous No.54027741]

>>54027704
Why am I getting margin calls?
This dip is taking longer than expected.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027747]

>>54027699
I'm actually a Christian boy now.

[Anonymous No.54027755]

>>54027728
It was starting to uninvert, what happened!?!

[Anonymous No.54027758]

>>54027614
Nevermind I take it all back, it's over.

[Anonymous No.54027767]

>>54027747
Yeah, me too ; )

[Anonymous No.54027770]

>>54027747
you said you went to ash wednesday. Does that mean you have the down low on what brand church wine is?

[Anonymous No.54027774]

>>54027719
lol your money is about to disappear

[Anonymous No.54027802]

How does this $250k insured by the FDIC thing work if you have a mortgage with a bank? Let's say you've paid $300k on a mortgage and still owe $300k too, does that mean the FDIC will only give you back $250k worth on your mortgage and the bank will keep the $50k in excess?

[Anonymous No.54027819]

>>54027755
It's still getting there. Don't worry.

[Anonymous No.54027826]

>>54027802
Mortgages are bundled into MBS and sold off. If the banks actually holding your mortgage some other bank will just come in and buy the mbs.

[Anonymous No.54027836]

Is it going to be 25 or 50 at the next FOMC meeting?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027842]

>>54027770
No I gave up alcohol but then I drank and gotta go back but fucking shit. I love the church and I get to like omg, nobody beat me in percentage run off.

[Anonymous No.54027845]

Insider here. Ken Griffin held his money at SVB. They'll have to liquidate all shorts. Hedgies r fuk. MOAS soon. Two more weeks. Fuck Melvin. Fuck Shitron. Buy hodl DRS. :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: RYAN COHEN TWEET.

[Anonymous No.54027844]

>>54027826
Reminds me of a modern slave trade

[Anonymous No.54027852]

>>54026092
I did made over $20,000 this week. Hedged basically the entire position (early) but kept some short delta long gamma and Vega. Was gonna swing the hedge but got busy and it went wildly against me. Oh well losing money on short puts as I make it hand over fist on long outs is a good problem to have. Granted I’d rather have the 3000 but it could have bounced and did after the close.

I see two possibilities next week. Rip your face off retard rally after a dump first to hook em (most likely) or a straight up crash. (Unlikely)

[Anonymous No.54027861]

>>54027836
25

[Anonymous No.54027863]

>>54027836
Nicky T hasn't said shit, so it's really a "flip a coin" moment.

[Anonymous No.54027888]

>>54027845
>They'll have to liquidate all shorts
Why? It's insolvent

[Anonymous No.54027893]

>>54027683
And another one bites the dust.

These two companies are followed by SBF. Whatever happened to that, is he in jail yet?

[Anonymous No.54027898]

>>54027755
Nothing ever happens. This is the law of the 20s.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027901]

>>54027863
I want Joe Biden dead before the next ofmc meeting. Kyiv#1

[Anonymous No.54027913]

Am I ever going to get a short setup that good ever again?

[Anonymous No.54027912]

>>54027901
Well, uh, be that as it may, I'm not sure what effect a change in presidential leadership would have on the FOMC's decisionmaking. Kamala would certainly have other things on her plate for a while.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027927]

>>54027836
>>54027901
Make him an inspiration to me and many others.>>54027901

[Anonymous No.54027943]

>>54026964
I feel bad I've been left out
I guess it's my own fault

[Anonymous No.54027949]

>>54027912
joe will do nothing until pressure mounts to insurmountable levels, then he will drastically overcommit. it is the way of joe. same as with the memeloons.

[Anonymous No.54027962]

>>54027728
Holy shit why wouldn’t every single market maker not just put everything into the 6m?

This market is about to drawdown so far it’s unfunny.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54027967]

>>54027912
You can impeach her within her own caucus and the 100% expose and disclose covid

[Anonymous No.54027968]

>>54027901
Baggie! Delete this! That's a no no!

[Anonymous No.54027972]

>>54026930
Pabst
Ticker; PBR

[Anonymous No.54027985]

[Anonymous No.54027991]

>>54027949
I think you're right. But any bailout would incidentally help some parts of crypto (e.g. >>54027893) as well as Silicon Valley, a rival power center, so even if he does do something he'll first let them squirm until the NYC finance crowd can sink their claws in.

[Anonymous No.54028015]

>>54027985
>Carmelo, get me Eric Dale's Discord.

[Anonymous No.54028016]

>>54027913
You short shitcos down to 0. SIVB went down 60% in one day due to insolvency. If you think benis bank is going down shorting at 70 vs 100 makes no difference.

[Anonymous No.54028021]

>>54027962
>Holy shit why wouldn’t every single market maker not just put everything into the 6m?
Maybe I'm retarded, but wouldn't the higher yield of the 6m mean that it costs more to enter a position? If anything, it sounds more like the market is pricing in an event within 6 months

[Anonymous No.54028023]

>>54027967
Hopefully before that she would get tucker Carlson fired for showing the January 6th footage and putting our democracy, and the lives of queer black trans-women at risk.

[Anonymous No.54028043]

>>54028021
yeilds and that face value of the bond are inversely related

[Anonymous No.54028048]

>>54028023
Tranny

[Anonymous No.54028051]

What's movie nite for tomorrow night?
Will it be a bank run movie?
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)?

[Anonymous No.54028067]

>>54027728
w-what happens when the anime girl stands up?

[Anonymous No.54028068]

[Anonymous No.54028076]

>>54028067
>implying she's allowed to

[Anonymous No.54028093]

>>54028068

[Anonymous No.54028095]

>>54028048
Bigot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54028128]

>>54027968
It's not a threat it's a statement, this is the democrats own mentality and I need more people like you. I love you. And I wish you find what makes you happy and feel good like I did the first time I used free voice... he wanted me to die and said cancer and I checked in and out.

[Anonymous No.54028132]

>>54028043
I still don't get it. Yield, duration, and face value confuse me. I get options though.

[Anonymous No.54028136]

>>54028068
W-what

[Anonymous No.54028138]

>>54027991
i dont know how it'll take form, I just know that is his pattern. he's a patholgical procrastinator and waitandseer. like most politicians.
but his penchant for overcommitting after the fact is what makes him uniquely joe.
other than maybe trump, I think most statemen would've let that balloon reach SC, but i doubt many of them would have scrambled Americas nuclear forces to shoot down 3 hobbyist balloons to look busy while also being completely silent about it and encouraging UFO schizoposters to run rampant. thats a classic joe move. obama/bush/clinton etc would not have been that dumb and most certainly would've run comms better with the public.
their are analogues with Afghanistan and ukraine. it's just how her roles.
baggot is likely to be beheaded by glowies for doomsaying though, like the prohpets of old.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54028152]

>>54028132
Yields go up you lose long.

[Anonymous No.54028159]

>>54028068
cant wait for him to delete his twitter again

[Anonymous No.54028165]

>>54028095

[Anonymous No.54028181]

>>54028132
A bond is said to be bought "at a discount" if the amount you pay is less than face value. So when you buy a 6% bond you're effectively putting in 94 cents for 1 dollar of yield (annualized of course).

[Anonymous No.54028192]

>>54027480
Oof sorry for the late reply brother. I pulled the trigger on the puts because I looked at the 1 year chart and saw it has a bunch of peaks and troughs. We are currently at a peak!

[Anonymous No.54028195]

>>54028165
Made me kek.

[Anonymous No.54028205]

I'm thinking 2020 kino is back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMCYBPUR00

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54028208]

>>54028132
Yields are only existing at the time of purchase immediately!

Rate can change at any time!

Rate goes lower when yield goes same because 4x

Banks use short term loans to leverage long term benefits

[Anonymous No.54028219]

>>54026134
>6/6 haste you can summon for 10 life
Would unironically run that in a mono red

[Anonymous No.54028222]

>>54028165
>>54028195
Gay

[Anonymous No.54028224]

Alright slurpers: 78486QAL5. 37 cents on the dollar. Who has the CAJONES to go into it?

[Anonymous No.54028227]

>bank run already 1 day after banks tanked
That was fast. I'm convinced the rest of the month will be bad now instead of a boring crab

[Anonymous No.54028240]

>>54028138
Yeah. I wonder what portion is just dementia getting to him (forgets/can't process what's going on then goes 100% lizardbrain) vs. his woke/Jew handler council "handling" things (avoid responsibility until the press can't hide shit, then panic), both of which'd give us these same behaviors.

And with Trump, once you cracked his decision making, it was easy to fade or follow market movements. But with this crowd? Jesus, who knows.

[Anonymous No.54028241]

>>54028136
WorldCom was a large telecom company that committed billions of dollars worth of fraud, the discovery of which naturally led to the company's collapse, and is considered one of the primary triggers in popping the dot com bubble. In other words, he saying, look for the first domino. We may have already found it.

[Anonymous No.54028247]

Mr. Mott Capital please overlay the SPY March 2020 chart on top of the SPY March 2023.

[Anonymous No.54028289]

>>54026094
Honda cars are too expensive now. They made their name on cheap reliable. Now they've pulled the rug on the bottom end and decided to be a slightly fancy brand. 30 god damn dollar for a civic fuck off.

[Anonymous No.54028294]

>>54028227
We are just gonna speedrun 2008. Like one of those 10 minute movie recap Youtube channels.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54028296]

>>54028247
I fucked with him super personally and lol I am a true troll... I want to be the best.

[Anonymous No.54028297]

>>54028241
That would be amazing this is the beginning of the next crash considering I just went short yesterday

[Anonymous No.54028300]

>>54028241
Fudge!

[Anonymous No.54028329]

>>54028205
Lmao. Around International Women's Day again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY

[Anonymous No.54028341]

>>54028294
Imagine if SPY just dumped to $90 in 1 day and then everything was just business as usual after the fact.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54028346]

I know what it is like... the worst and the worst and hurting inside knowing what life is worth.
..everything

[Anonymous No.54028348]

>>54028205
It never left

[Anonymous No.54028358]

>>54028132
In simplest terms, you can think of the face value of bonds as the same as the price of a stock, and yields as the dividends. Only difference is, imagine a stock with a dividend, where every time the dividend goes up, the price of the stock goes down, and this is what solely drives the price action of the stock. This is how bonds work. The yield of the bond goes up, and its face value goes down; the face value goes up, the yield goes down. This is due to the supply and demand of the bond which, like stocks, the less people wanting a bond or holding a bond, the more the face value declines (and the yield goes up), and the more people wanting or holding the bond the more the face value goes up (and the yield declines). This equilibrium between these bond yield and face value inverted movements is maintained by a certain set of mathematics that makes sure the bond is able to return the entire payment plus proper interest to the buyer of the bond that he is entitled to on the bond's maturity date.

[Anonymous No.54028362]

>>54028219
But of course
Our feathered friend can strike at any time and any place, even in mono red
As long as you ran a 60-card sideboard of all lightning bolt equivalents and 2/1 goblins, you'd even have a pretty good chance of not restarting the game on the second part of the effect

[Anonymous No.54028368]

>>54028181
But in a normal yield curve, 1Y is like 2% say and 20Y is like 3%. That means the 20Y is cheaper than the 1Y? Why? Who gets the risk premium? I'm confused

[Anonymous No.54028371]

UHHHH Schwab Samuels?

[Anonymous No.54028380]

>>54028346
Good to see you're drinking again baggot

[Anonymous No.54028391]

Is my severance pay safe if it's deposited in MUFG Union Bank? I need it to live on for the next year.

[Anonymous No.54028394]

>>54028371
BAILED IN.COM

[Anonymous No.54028393]

>>54028329
If JPowell says "Tough shit, FDIC limits are $250k. You retards should've known better and split money across accounts." we will 100% get another waterfall circuit breaker day like that.

>>54028341
>business as usual after that
I've done all I can. I cannot post the "Krugman comes to power" warning meme any more. There will not be "business as usual", anon. We are not so lucky.

[Anonymous No.54028401]

>>54028358
>The yield of the bond goes up, and its face value goes down
>the face value goes up, the yield goes down.
So which is it? One has to drive the other. Why have both metrics

[Anonymous No.54028402]

>>54027506
>inventing money out of nowhere is deflationary
The absolute state

[Anonymous No.54028405]

>>54028368
Bonds longer than a year do more regular payouts, so the 20Y would be more expensive than the 10Y. It's only the short dated ones that work that way. I don't have a good example for how longer dated bonds work because the yield curve is inverted and bonds have been ass my whole life.

[Anonymous No.54028423]

>>54028371
Fidelity Friends... who else comfy knowing their deposits are nice and safe?

>TIME IN THE MARKET... BEATS TIME-ING THE MARKET!! LOL.

[Anonymous No.54028439]

>>54028368
You take on what's called "duration risk"; a lot can happen in 20 years. So imagine if you wait 1 year at 2% then snag a 19 year bond paying 5%. You beat any chumps that originally bought a 20Y at 2% or even 3%.

[Anonymous No.54028451]

Ooofff, jobs report is gonna make inflation surge even higher. Shit going on with banks will cause everything to fuck up.

https://youtu.be/vu9kYJBavmM

[Anonymous No.54028457]

>>54028368
Yield curve is a reading of the economy. If long term treasury yields are high and short term are low then people are betting the economy will grow. Currently short end has a ton of yield while the long term is low because people believe that long term growth will be stalled due to rape hikes. They're still holding those long term treasuries instead of selling them. Because banks love pain. Banks aren't even able to offer rates as good as the fed because their yield generation is so low.

[Anonymous No.54028460]

>>54026992
This is very true but the number is wayyyyyyyyyy fucking lower than the demoralizing 500,000/yr target that article was shilling. I know guys making 30k/yr that live better lives than guys making 100k/yr and are more healthy/more puss/better hobbies etc..

[Anonymous No.54028463]

>>54028405
>>54028405
I'll watch 3 or 4 videos on YT and understand it eventually. I'm not ready to trade them yet, anyways. But looking at >>54028224, I thought bonds were denominated in $1,000 units, but it looks like they're $100 apiece?

[Anonymous No.54028469]

>>54028391
Anything under $250k will be fine. You can double check that your bank or credit union is FDIC or NCUA insured though.

>>54028402
It's like QE. As long as you pile up the money and never actually *spend* it anywhere, it's all cool. It's all cool.

[IT COULD BE WORSE No.54028480]

>>54027728
i love you

[Anonymous No.54028486]

>>54028068
The last mention he made of them was that he feels the same about something now that he did back when people would ask him why he wasn't invested into WorldCom. The main stock I can think of that common people might ask an investor they know why they aren't investing into something particular would be Tesla. There are a few essential parallels too, like disruptor comes in and takes advantage of new models to become huge and leech profits away from the established giants.

[Anonymous No.54028491]

>>54027011
They have a Jewish ceo named David. That being said I buy puts on them all the time because they are the ultimate scam pump and dump company. They were +4.5% premarket today so my $40 April puts are up like 35% despite them being barely red

[Anonymous No.54028505]

>>54028016
Not zero. Probably not zero

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54028513]

Can someone make a new thread before we get 404d

[Anonymous No.54028518]

>>54028240
i'm not a /pol/ guy personally, so i don't agree with the "its da joos" hypthesis, but i do think he is definitely just a face for a committee. the perpetual loss averse psychology screams politburo central committee style rulership as opposed to personal leadership.
that is very much the way that committees behave. but then again, the ex post facto overreaction and hyperactivity is a unique, element, which is probably all him.

[Anonymous No.54028521]

>>54028513
No.

[Anonymous No.54028531]

>>54028469
>Anything under $250k will be fine. You can double check that your bank or credit union is FDIC or NCUA insured though.
The FDIC insurance fund is tiny though.

[Anonymous No.54028543]

>>54028486
Tesla is only huge in the stock market. It's still shipping fuckall cars. It isn't disrupting anything except how to scam your clients harder than ever. It is in no way whatsoever leeching off real car manufacturer profits.

[Anonymous No.54028548]

Cant wait to hear the next bank who can't provide yield to depositers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54028564]

>>54028548
I think there are bets on usa

[Anonymous No.54028581]

>>54028224
It’s getting fucking liquidated idiot. Even IF they can find a buyer, 37 cents on the dollar is way overpriced imo

[Anonymous No.54028583]

>>54028543
See, appearances aren't reflecting actualities.

[Anonymous No.54028593]

NEW

>>54028582
>>54028582
>>54028582
>>54028582

[Anonymous No.54028625]

>>54028543
Oh, and the WorldCom guy sold stocks to pay for personal debts too. There are a few similarities, to varying degrees.

[Anonymous No.54028629]

>>54028518
>i don't agree with the "its da joos" hypthesis, but i do think he is definitely just a face for a committee. the perpetual loss averse psychology screams politburo central committee style rulership as opposed to personal leadership.
Yeah. Like you have Ron Klain/Jeff Zients and Janet Yellen and Anthony Blinken and Chuck Schumer so it's maybe 50% da joos in terms of controlling levers of power.

>>54028531
It's up in the air whether the Silicon VCs get their $10m accounts bailed out. But the treasury will 100% print any necessary funds to save Joe Blow's $10k account at Nebraska Cowfuck Bank if the FDIC runs dry.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54028659]

I think I should sleep, but I did drink out of the hospital and I'm fucking fighting and still trading and I'm alive but I'm not dumb I'm dead eventually just like all of you.

[Anonymous No.54028690]

Idk man Genshin impact might be collabing with catgirl coin look at the pump

[Anonymous No.54028715]

>>54028629
there are plenty of historical examples of weak rulers who simply are the face for a more powerful council behind the throne being procrastinators and loss averse without having to call on that theory. you can believe what you like, I'm just saying for me, he's just a weak leader with a pattern of overcommitting.

[Anonymous No.54028753]

>>54026451
This fuckin thing needs an update, all those prices make me cry ;-;

[Anonymous No.54028817]

>>54027836
It really depends on CPI and PCE. If they come in red hot again, Powell will have to do 50 bps if he really wants to fight inflation. He wants layoffs, so he’s probably happy that SVB employees need to find new jobs now

[Anonymous No.54028841]

>>54028629
>the government will save the little people's wallets
You are so dumb it hurts

[Anonymous No.54029159]

>>54028841
Not actively stepping in to save rich VCs is very different from the Feds actively reneging on a simple, stated promise. Take a moment to think through what would happen if Biden's senility struck and he suggested they just say "sorry, Joe Blow, FDIC's empty. We aren't actually going to guarantee your checking account."

If you guess "nationwide bank runs", "a collapse of the global financial system", and "JP Morgan sicks Baggie on him within 15 minutes", you'd be correct.

[Anonymous No.54029345]

>>54028463
It makes more sense to refer to bonds as "cents on the dollar" than as a whole aggregate position.