THE TECH HOLOCAUST IS HERE

[Anonymous No.54023978]

High priced tech bro salaries go POOF.
Gone.
No more money.
Startups = collapse.

https://twitter.com/garrytan/status/1634286688922132481

[Anonymous No.54023999]

>>54023978
>bankrupt criminal enterprises can't afford to pay their bills

[Anonymous No.54024003]

>>54023978
>tfw techbro who is not effected meaning all the competitors exploded
feels good man

[Anonymous No.54024032]

>>54023978
>>54024003
>making fun of techbros when we're the techbro laughing stock of 4chan

Erm, glass houses....?

[Anonymous No.54024037]

>tfw working in a tech startup but in Europe
I hope this marks the start of America's complete collapse, what a house of cards.

[Anonymous No.54024053]

>>54024037
My man, it's all connected. Do you think America's going down and you're not going down with it?

[Anonymous No.54024058]

>>54023978
>he thinks salaries are about to tank because some people who got paid in "stock options" monopolybux can't get the cash portion of their compensation anymore
brainlet take, not to mention the crab bucket mentality.
the current tech "inflated" wage is what used to be average middle class income in terms of buying power.

[Anonymous No.54024061]

>>54023978
>reach out to your local congressman
I’m sure they’ll get right on it and do everything they can to help

[Anonymous No.54024062]

>>54023978
Anon, i work in HR, youre going to have to talk to sally in payro-ACK

[Anonymous No.54024071]

>>54023999
Hey man, meditation app companies aren't criminal. They provide real value to the economy.

[Anonymous No.54024078]

>>54023978
Feels good to be a blue collar chad

[Anonymous No.54024118]

>>54024071
Well, I concede I phrased that poorly. And I acknowledge that meditation app companies are the foundation upon which all legitimate economies are built.
I suppose I meant that casino banking scoundrels not being able to pay their creditors is par for the course.

[Anonymous No.54024121]

>>54023978
of course I just got hired onto a job as a coder... looks like I'll have to bank my checks and pray for the best

[Anonymous No.54024184]

>26
>just finished first year of a bachelors in computer science
>entire job market is imploding around me
guess i'm gonna have to learn how to weld

[Anonymous No.54024228]

>>54024184
Born just in time to witness "learn to code" become "learn to subsistence farm."

[Anonymous No.54024230]

>>54023978
Yeah but it's only useless venture capitalist startups that go away.

[Anonymous No.54024674]

>>54024184
look into a tech job in mining, no joke the mining sector is looking for all sorts of people right now.

[Anonymous No.54024723]

>>54023978
quality dev will still make bank.
that is all.

[Anonymous No.54026043]

>>54023978
>TECH HOLOCAUST
My favorite thing about SVB is all of the fucking Bay Area Smart Guy LIBERTARIANS will now be begging the government for intervention. By next week they'll be like, "Please government help. Help us government. I'll even suck your dick."

Fuck them. When they get paid, they're geniuses who can't share. When something goes bad in their sector, they're ready for government genatalia.

[Anonymous No.54026089]

>>54026043
>they're geniuses who can't share
>can't share
Go on, anon. Tell us more about these people who earn money, but don't "share" it with you. Surely you have a good personal example of such an event.

[Anonymous No.54026090]

>>54026043
agreed fuck all those faggots leave em to die

[Anonymous No.54026235]

>>54024184
>26
>finished first year
wtf and nothing of value was lost
You’re an actual retard

[Anonymous No.54026247]

>>54024037
Jesus you are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.54026258]

>>54026043
>libertarians
>liberty-wrecking, censorious, giga-state authoritarians

[Anonymous No.54026270]

You mean all those usleess women, niggers, faggots, trannies and other shitskins who cant even code will lose their diversity quota "jobs" now? How could this make you feel anything but GREAT!

[Anonymous No.54026291]

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54026307]

>>54023978
>tfw techie
Why do they hate us so?

[Anonymous No.54026367]

>>54023978
>be techbro
>paid upwards of 200k salary
>might not get paid for a few weeks
>ZOMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How bad at money management can you be to not be able to live off the savings from a 6-figure salary for a few weeks?

[Anonymous No.54026377]

>reach out to your local congressman

[Anonymous No.54026393]

>>54024037
Anon, whatever happens to america will be much worse for europe

[Anonymous No.54026461]

>>54023978
Typical nerd hysteria

[Anonymous No.54026472]

>>54023978
>tech
>holocaust
OOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY VVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.54026511]

>>54026043
>Bay Area Smart Guy LIBERTARIANS
wut the hell prompted you to type this?

[Anonymous No.54026532]

>>54026393
I love Euros getting a taste of their own medicine. Spent centuries being assholes and now that someone else is top asshole they can't go ten seconds without seething

[Anonymous No.54026545]

>>54023978
>AHHHHHH SAVE ME CONGRESS!
lol

[Anonymous No.54026574]

>>54023978
My company emailed everyone to let them know that we "may" be effected by this. I'm tired bros. So tired. Haven't told my wife yet

[Anonymous No.54026587]

>>54026367
What great dab is a 200k salary when your living expenses are 195k?
*honk* *honk*

[Anonymous No.54026609]

>>54024037
yeah remember how 2008 turned out

[Anonymous No.54026615]

>>54026574
Are you working for a tech startup? What made you think that would be a stable and prosperous career?

[Anonymous No.54026616]

>>54026367
60% of americans live paycheck to paycheck
this includes high earners

[Anonymous No.54026623]

>>54026393
yurop has free healthcare and walkable cities; they'll be fine

[Anonymous No.54026640]

>>54023978
>Implying this entire episode isn't coordinated to get the Fed to start printing again.

[Anonymous No.54026641]

>>54026616
>Make 200k a year
>Live paycheck to paycheck
Financial darwin awards.

[Anonymous No.54026664]

>>54024053
Theres no where for europoors to go, they're already at bottom. What the average senior software engineer makes I made triple as a junior developer in my first year. I could make more money riding for uber than a europoor software developer makes

[Anonymous No.54026668]

>>54026574
>may
>will
CRAWWWWWWLING IN, MY SKIN

[Anonymous No.54026691]

>>54024037
These guys were big in the UK and other European countries, it would be retarded to think other companies won't be affected indirectly

[Anonymous No.54026776]

>>54024184
Learn PLC programming and take the blue collar programming hybrid route

[Anonymous No.54027335]

>>54026235
Some people who attend college don't start college right away and that's okay.

[Anonymous No.54027441]

>>54023978
Why would so many companies all be using the same no-name bank for payroll?

[Anonymous No.54027479]

>>54026089
Look man I run a start up tech firm. Surrounded by them. LIBERTARIAN niggas talk a big game about taxes and the free market and government (oblivious to the fact the the government invented the Internet). They ALWAYS think they should be rewarded more, ie less taxes, due to some degree from Stanford with very little regard for the rest of society. Now they're fucked.

I would be VERY impressed if any of them came out and said, "To be consistent with our free market LIBERTARIAN philosophy, we'll lose the $1.75 million of seed capital we got and just take the the $250,000 of FDIC insured funds because we don't like government encroachment. Ideological consistency is important to us, and not just when it benefits us financially."

That being said, I hope some of the hypocrites get bailed out, especially if they have families.

[Anonymous No.54027511]

>>54026043
>Bay Area
>LIBERTARIANS
U wot m8

[Anonymous No.54027615]

>>54026043
>y favorite thing about SVB is all of the fucking Bay Area Smart Guy LIBERTARIANS will now be begging the government for intervention.
Libertarian here.
Why are you lying about us?
Those people aren't Libertarians at all.
Libertarians have always been against bailouts and central banking.

[Anonymous No.54027676]

>>54027479
>Surrounded by them
In bay area?
You're lying or very confused as to who libertarians are.
>(oblivious to the fact the the government invented the Internet).
Literally a myth.

>LIBERTARIAN philosophy,
Notice how most people in this thread are mocking at how nonsensical you are.

All of the Libertarians on twitter right now are laughing at this whole situation saying "We told you so" etc.

[Anonymous No.54027688]

>>54023978
you make it sound like the tech/programming elite are poor wagies who would care about missing a paycheck or two
most of their compensation is in stock, and i'm sure most of them are balls deep in crypto
they'll be fine

[Anonymous No.54027713]

>>54024037
Based, same
t. eurofren

[Anonymous No.54027721]

>>54024061
kek

[Anonymous No.54027750]

>>54027479
>Look man I run a barista pop-up shop. Surrounded by soviets. COMMUNIST comrades talk a big game about redistribution and DEI (oblivious to the fact that the government invented the gulag). They ALWAYS think they should be rewarded the same as everyone else, ie no taxes, due to some beating they received from the secret police, with perfectly little regard for the rest of society. Now they own nothing and they're happy.
>
>I would be VERY impressed if any of them came out and said, "To be consistent with our redistributionist philosophy, we'll confiscate the $1.75 million of seed capital we got and also confiscate the the $250,000 of FDIC insured funds because we love government encroachment. Ideological inconsistency is important to us, because it benefits us financially."
>
>That being said, I hope some of the dissenters get gulag'd, especially if they have families.

[Anonymous No.54027782]

>>54023978
TOTAL
TECHNIGGER
DEATH

[Anonymous No.54027817]

>>54023978
GOOD

[Anonymous No.54027864]

>>54024230
26% of the value of roku was in that bank

[Anonymous No.54027982]

>>54026623
Is this sarcasm? Their Healthcare sucks which is why people travel abroad if they can afford to and what good is a walkable city when you are disarmed and it's illegal to defend yourself from roving diverse immigrant rape gangs Europe smells like piss and diesel fumes you can keep that or give it to putin. Free Healthcare is great until there is a conflict and your military is weak and your citizens have no weapons imagine the u.s. in a major financial crisis while Russia is wrapping up Ukraine and China decides its time to take tiawan, when Europe calls for help this time they may get a busy signal

[Anonymous No.54027993]

>>54027864
damn, that's a small bank

[Anonymous No.54028024]

>>54027335
reddit cope

[Anonymous No.54028032]

>>54023978
>Daddy government will bail us out.
This is why tech has little to not risk aversion. They just assume the fed will bail the out again.

[Anonymous No.54028073]

>>54026472
Remember the 500.

[Anonymous No.54028106]

It's over

[Anonymous No.54028180]

>>54024674
I wanna mine like in Runescape

[Anonymous No.54028206]

>>54026623
>>54027982
"Free" healthcare is not free, Sirs.
Doctors aren't working for free.
Medicines aren't being manufactured for free.
Power stations are not providing electricity to hospitals for free.

A slice of Anon's wage is garnished by gobberment every single day to pay for these services. And naturally the most capable among us are paying the lion's share to make up the shortfall in contributions from the subsentient masses.

[Anonymous No.54028228]

>>54028032
Same incentive/disincentive paradigm applies to banksters.

[Anonymous No.54028279]

great when do the pajeets go back

[Anonymous No.54028321]

>>54028228
tech startups =/= banks
banks are the lifeblood of economy, unfortunately
without liquidity the economy just stops working, we're literally back in the stone age. people don't get paid, orders aren't paid for, you can't access your money and things go to shit real fast. compare this to some tech startups going bust and who gives a fuck?
i do think that it is somewhat likely the contagion spreads and stocks have a massive selloff, but it's just as likely that they just let the tech shitters die on the vine.

[Anonymous No.54028356]

>>54026291
Call JG Wentworth ya homo

[Anonymous No.54028549]

>>54026511
Very curious as how they will react, as they are now affected.

[Anonymous No.54028580]

>>54024037
You're shitty little app dev gig will get wiped in the aftermath. In the secondary contagion

[Anonymous No.54028598]

>>54028321
>tech startups =/= banks
I acknowledge that. But banks being so much more important in the hierarchy should dictate that they be risk-averse in the extreme.
Yet, that's not what we see. Instead we see the same old, short-term cons again and again and again. No one is held accountable. No one is punished. And so the nonsense continues unabated. Why change a winning formula?

[Anonymous No.54028619]

>>54024037
>I hope this marks the start of America's complete collapse
As soon as you guys invent something, if ever, sure. Until then keep dreaming. US in the drivers seat for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.54028628]

>>54026043
You're about 15-20 years late. Everyone in tech is now an authoritarian leftist who sucks the government's cock.

[Anonymous No.54028942]

>>54028619
i think you'll find double anal fisting was invented in europe. case closed

[Anonymous No.54028971]

>>54023978
>Be a bank
>Invest billions into companies that never make a cent
>Fail
>Pikachu face

[Anonymous No.54029172]

>>54023978
Bros why does the thought of everything going to the everliving shit excites me? Im just racking up a huge survival stack of $HAMI $ETH $BTC to wait for the final days

[Anonymous No.54029209]

>>54026258
he’s speaking his truth. stop mansplaning. 2+2=5 bigot

[Anonymous No.54029462]

>>54023978
eh its whatever
most of tech development is not done by VC funded start ups, its done by US tax payers anyway.
we won't have anyone to bring shit to market for a while but the fundamental forward progress won't change. probably a good thing to toilet flush to current set of cronies.
stack sats

[Anonymous No.54029598]

GOVERNMENT FAGGOT JEWS WILL TRY TO BAIL OUT OVERPIAD FAGGOT WOKE NERDS GETTING SALARIES THEY NEVER DESERVED TO BEGIN WITH DESTORY IT ALL GOD SHOULD NUKE IT ALL CHINA NEEDS A NEW FLU RIGHT NOW AND USA WOULD BE MAXIMALLY GGED

[Anonymous No.54029630]

This shit is why we need a single federal bank. No more of these fly by night private banks. Either the US has a central bank like China, or it goes the way of the dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.54029678]

>>54029630
China will crush us for the simple fact that their multibillion dollar corps are aligned with their government while the two are deeply embedded in one another. It's over.

[Anonymous No.54029690]

>>54023978
Who knew that everything and everyone I hated were all benefitting from massive fraud. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.54029696]

>>54029678
Yup. Capitalism isn't just dying, it's dead. People need to wake up and start realizing either the government starts being motivated to improve the country as a whole, or the country just gets bought out.

[Anonymous No.54029717]

>>54024037
>he says while posting on an AMERICAN website.

2 more weeks dude.

[Anonymous No.54029721]

>>54029172
Don't forger your canned food

[Anonymous No.54029776]

>>54027441
friendly and easy to work with brings in business. That doesnt mean their actually any good at holding on to your money.

[Anonymous No.54029830]

Oh god I’m gonna cream, it’s the age of the “Idea guy”

Soon I’ll be able to hire tech nerds for pennys on the dollar to build my investing app for the blind hooker niche

[Anonymous No.54030411]

>>54027993
for you

[Anonymous No.54032320]

>>54023978
Oh this will be interesting. Perhaps we can steal some good ideas from companies that won't make it.

[Anonymous No.54032359]

and why wasn't it FDIC insured?

[Anonymous No.54032398]

>>54024037
>>54027713

[Anonymous No.54032564]

>>54024078
based labor generator

[Anonymous No.54032603]

>>54026367
a lot of them have only been working for 1-3 years. they'll be fine but their careers and chances of retiring at 30 are fucked

every techbro over 30 is a millionaire, none of them will feel this at all

[Anonymous No.54032664]

I'm contacting my congresscritters to tell them that if they bail these niggers out I will personally donate my time and money to get them unseated no matter who their opponent is or how many elections it takes

[Anonymous No.54032684]

>>54023978
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.54032722]

>>54023978
Short the skinny jeans, overly tight t-shirt on azn man wearing trainers look and the juicero press company. This is gonna be a biggun

[Anonymous No.54032737]

>>54027479
You don't even know what libertarianism is. A core believe of traditional libertarianism is that contact is king, and over leverage and ruthless risk raging is a breach of contract, meaning they have to pay or they come to an agreement that includes punishment of some form. Libertarians aren't "no government at all" types, get your shit straight your larger.

[Anonymous No.54032752]

>>54024053
>My man, it's all connected. Do you think America's going down and you're not going down with it?
The American Hoponium
Shudda executed plan
>bail to Europe
Sooner. The final countdown has finally, counted. Down

[Anonymous No.54032853]

>>54032398
This, but unironically
Fuck mutts and your owners

[Anonymous No.54033045]

How many jeets in tech are going to die from this?

[Anonymous No.54033085]

>>54026623
>free healthcare
How can predditors be so fucking retarded?
And these people get to vote...

[Anonymous No.54033123]

>>54033045

They will all be sardines in their scam centers getting busy signals off each other calling the same grandma.

[Anonymous No.54033228]

>>54026235
You didn’t graduate when you were 16??? What a retard

[Anonymous No.54033306]

>>54026043
Kek that was back when the internet was good. Now it's all meme woke companies full of diversity hires

[Anonymous No.54033520]

>>54026472
OY GEVALT!

[Anonymous No.54033590]

>>54028106
>realizes he fired
The Onions Diversity hires everyone

[Anonymous No.54033625]

>>54032737
lol, keep backtracking faggot

[Anonymous No.54033739]

>>54027615
I can tell you are a libertarian since you are too retarded to properly read the post