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54020824 No.54020824 [Reply] [Original]

>US banking apps are sending push notifications to their users telling them to stay calm
peak clown world if you ask me

>> No.54020838

>>54020824
>HODL mode activated

>> No.54020847

Bail in, if you know you know.

>> No.54020903

>posting on 4chin not withdrawing at atm

>> No.54020996

>>54020824
my bank cares about me :)

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>>54020838
Kek
Hold the line!

>> No.54021037

To all in this thread. Please calm down and cool your head with delicious tap water. Now is the perfect time for tap water.

>> No.54021047

>>54020838
you stole my post you nigger

>> No.54021098

>>54020824
Wait. What the fuck?

>> No.54021124

>>54020824
>>54020847

What a clown world fiat money and 0% reserve requirements has created. Maybe the schizos are right and we just need to kill all the bankers and rich people and reset it.

>> No.54021123

I haven't gotten one. (using BoA)

>> No.54021139

>>54020824
fdic safu

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>>54020996
sure does! that’s why they took you out and dried you off in 2008

>> No.54021194

>>54021123
Same, nothing here yet with bofa (deez nuts). Presumably, they'll start shitting themselves in due course.