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business suicide thread, real life edition

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35095773

>> No.54020298

how bad is this really?

>> No.54020305

>>54020264
>Y Combinator
So peak reddit stupidity?

>> No.54020327

>>54020264
lmao

>> No.54020334

>>54020298
its the perfect bank failure.
>pretty big, contaminating
>markets crashing for it
>but fed won't pivot because it was caused by retarded asset management on-the-floor
>other banks may have retarded management. we'll never know

>> No.54020339

>posting your HN handle
nigga wtf are you doing

>> No.54020397
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>>54020264
Kek
Silicon Valley deserves this for voting for Biden in the first place.
What a bunch of fucking cucked losers.
>Be Mark Zuckerberg
>Spend $300,000,000 on the 2020 election
>Joe Biden wins
>Then your net worth tanks over $100,000,000,000.
That has to be one of the worst ROIs in the history of history.
https://www.opensecrets.org/political-action-committees-pacs/silicon-valley-bank/C00333658/summary/2020
https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/svb-financial-group/summary?id=D000057336

>> No.54020400
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54020400

I've seen every episode of Golden Balls, so the success of this attempt really depends on how many of these silicon valley companies employ women as their asset managers.

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>>54020264
>my company (Koombea)

>> No.54020444
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>>54020397
Zucc’s support for biden might be the biggest financial suicide in american history
Imagine getting rid of the guy who is destroying your competition

>> No.54020483

>>54020397
You don't understand galvanizing our enemies, and destabilizing the very market chains that make their jobs possible, let alone the green revolution possible is the most DNC thing they could do. Constantly fuck up and increase inflation. It's their motto.

>> No.54020519

I wonder how many venture bros will play spiderman this weekend

>> No.54020544

>>54020264
>COOOOMBEA

lmao what a fucking meme company name, no wonder this shithole bank is going under.

>> No.54020793

>>54020264
THROW ANYONE WHO WITHDRAWS MONEY IN PRISON

FUCK YOUR MONEY FUCK YOU WHY IS "RUNNING" EVEN LEGAL FUCKING DIE FUCK YOURSELFEEVS

>> No.54020867

Lol people don't understand basic humans. I'd rather get my money and everyone else get nothing. Vs whatever else. As long as I have my money, I don't give a single fuck about anyone else and their money

>> No.54020907

>>54020867
The entire "effective altruism" bullshit that infects the minds of reddit and Silicon Valley lefty types is silly. Game theory is real and always in effect.

>> No.54020936

>>54020264
What a bunch of complete faggots. I hope they all rope. I hope dang ropes too. Oh and tptacek. Fuck that fat faggot pos

>> No.54020960

>>54020305
>So peak reddit stupidity?
The code for the website itself is literally based on a fork of some early reddit code so they share dna

>> No.54020993
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>Some of the people I'm competing with in business are this pathetic
Incredible

>> No.54021000

>>54020264
I'm gonna be a bro and instead of downvoting your comments en masse I'm gonna go upvote a few. Not too many to seem suspicious though

>> No.54021057

>i-im guna kooooom

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54021114

activate ze hodl mode

>> No.54021310

>>54020264
i really hope this is a shitpost made by one of you. if this is sincere then it might be the gayest most depraved shit i have ever bore witness. imagine taking your run of the mill leftoid clout chasing us vs them activism and applying it to a fucking BANK. bank LOYALTY. no, not a loyalty program as an investment, just flat out loyalty. because everything, including the cutthroat jew world of finance, needs to be reduced to some us vs them partisanship. i want to kill this man with my bare hands

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54021544

>if we stick together like the Avengers we can defeat the Sith

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>>54020264
What could possibly have gone wrong here?

>> No.54021965

>>54020400
Kek he got cucked

>> No.54021999

>>54021939
FUCKING KEK

>> No.54022070

>>54021939
wait why is this registered in the uk? is this one of those spastic uk government backed "we wuz steve jobs n shieeet" things? LMFAO

>> No.54022174

>>54021939
gm maam
do milk

>> No.54022327

>>54021939
KEK It's fucking real. I bet she absolutely STINKS after a long day in HR

https://www.svb.com/globalassets/library/uploadedfiles/diversity-equity-and-inclusion-at-svb_august-2022.pdf

>> No.54022346

>>54020400
lol what is this, some weird british show? should I watch? looks autistic and maybe wholesome.

>> No.54022362

>>54021939
Kek and people still don't believe in Clown World

>> No.54022374
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>>54022327
forgot pic.

>> No.54022393

>>54020264
what if this was posted by a competitor of koombea kek

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>>54022374
jesus christ, that pdf you guys. it's a gold mine. this moment is BIG.

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>>54022401
HOLY KEK. THIS NIGGER WAS JUSTED.

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>>54022431
>just fuck my shit up

>> No.54022731

>>54021939
>HIRING FAGS IS OUR STRENGTH

>> No.54022771

>>54022431
OI BRUV THESE 'ERE MARKETS GETTIN A BIT DODGY NOW, INNIT?

>> No.54022924

>>54020264
Any situation in which HN users (other than me) are suffering financially is kino, in my book.

>> No.54022953

>>54020334
>may have
lmao

>> No.54022984

>>54020397
this has nothing to do with whatever jewish puppet happens to be in the white house. holy fuck i swear half of this board is 60-80 year old boomers who belong on facebook

>> No.54023028

>>54020264
These (((small businesses))) only hire kikes and nigresses so this is what they deserve.

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>>54020264
>I wouldn't share my company name in this context
lmao

>> No.54023100

>>54022984
>this has nothing to do with whatever jewish puppet happens to be in the white house.

True, its doesn't, but normies dont know that. It won't stop me from continuing to tell everyone that this is all Biden's fault.

>> No.54023268

>>54022984
>>54023100
Lmao, yeah crashing the economy has nothing to do with Biden.
On a related note, lots of salt to mine on LinkedIn
https://www.linkedin.com/search/results/content/?datePosted=%22past-24h%22&heroEntityKey=urn%3Ali%3Aorganization%3A492307&keywords=silicon%20valley%20bank&origin=FACETED_SEARCH&position=0&searchId=6e604b7f-1ac8-4d86-aaa4-8d879e4a4b24&sid=e%2CQ

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>>54020334
>other banks may have retarded management

>> No.54023655

>>54021310
A true cuck.

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>>54020334
Nah this is because a lot of their assets were underwater after the repricing of bonds that has happened over the last year. Everything is a scam at this point, unironically. Nothing is contained.

>> No.54023675

>>54020305
top kek this the SV CEO equivalent of gme and doge retards bagholding threads

>> No.54023697

Hi foolfoolz on news.ycombinator.com

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>>54021939

>> No.54024112

>>54020264
he must be a great poker player

>> No.54025031

>>54021544
A Wonderful Life was nothing like that post about SVB. Bailey was the hand that moved Bedford Falls. He ensured that factories were built to provide workers jobs, and ensured they had access to decent houses and land through his business. Everyone had a non-financial stake in that specific savings and loan as it was the last bulworth against Potter destroying their way of life.

>> No.54025072

How much do you want to bet that nigger is pulling out his own cash literally while typing

>> No.54025142

>>54020397
>vote

>> No.54025254

>>54022346
Golden balls, it's 100 wholesome Keanu chungus

>> No.54025382

>>54023268
Vote harder retard

>> No.54027237

>>54020960
Why are you lying retard. It's literally written in a bespoke Lisp dialect (Arc), while Reddit is written in Python or whatever.

>> No.54027531

>>54027237
You dumb fucking gorilla nigger, the original Reddit source code is lisp. That's what hacker news was forked from. Plebbit was rewritten long after and that version isn't lisp
https://github.com/reddit-archive/reddit1.0