/smg/ Bears Won

[Anonymous No.54018117]

I'm sorry guys bears won and we will never rise agaaaan. Markets only go down from now.

GAME OVER. No more gambling. you will own bear-things from now on.

Links are up the bulls ass. go get it if you dare

previous>>4016986

[Anonymous No.54018145]

Volume going up is a bad sign in this situation.

[Anonymous No.54018146]

previous>>54016986

[Anonymous No.54018151]

>most diverse bank in the nation with $200,000,000,000 goes tits up because shockingly their employees were retarded and went long on bonds at like 1.6% yield

[Anonymous No.54018152]

This is it. This is the beginning of the end.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54018155]

This is where you buy calls before the roaring rally during power hour.

[Anonymous No.54018157]

>>54018117

[Anonymous No.54018159]

soxl are trannys

[Anonymous No.54018162]

shit thread, shit baker

[Anonymous No.54018166]

I might sell
I might buy
I don't know why

[Anonymous No.54018167]

Theta is the rate of decay on an options contract per day. for example 7.50 contract theta is 0.02 after 1 day contract is 7.48 etc…theta increases the closer to expiration a contract gets. theta is a price erosion called time decay (aka theta decay). theta is highest for ATM and lower for OTM and ITM.

[Anonymous No.54018171]

thinking about buying calls ngl desu senpai

[Anonymous No.54018173]

>>54018117
why wypipo always be fucking shit up?

[Anonymous No.54018175]

>china, saudi arabia, and iran announce a major diplomatic deal
>american banking system instantly collapses
It's just a coincidence, right guys? Right????

[Anonymous No.54018177]

>>54018081
>Talks about VIX and tigers and gay terms like vomma.
So there is some meaning behind the VIX/VVIX crap? What is vomma exactly, and what do "Hidden Tigers" represent? I just don't get why the fuck peopel would use "Hidden Tigers" as a metaphor for market participants.

[Anonymous No.54018180]

BANG A LAMB A LAMBA
WHOA WHOA WHOA

[Anonymous No.54018183]

>>54018117
i just wanted some linkies

[Anonymous No.54018185]

Remember this VIX faggot last year/ i remember. Remember 50 cent I remember.

I guess they were all right.

[Anonymous No.54018188]

>>54018117
tranny nigger
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

[Anonymous No.54018190]

>>54018151
>Prioritizing diversity over performance won't lead to any issues
Who could have
EVER
seen this coming?

[Anonymous No.54018191]

Hey bros, what did she mean by hurdles? What hurdles do you think impeded her becoming CIO of SVB? I could definitely see how it would be difficult to succeed as a woman.

[Anonymous No.54018196]

I told you faggots a few days ago to go all in on gold. Look at gold right now. Inb4 MUH JEWS FAKE THE MARKET HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.54018201]

>>54018170
What the FUCK are these kind of posts on /smg/. These posts give me a headache and they have zero informative value on /smg/

[Anonymous No.54018202]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT LIBOR COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54018203]

New. Thread. New. Me. No. One. Will. Know. Who. I. Was. In. The. Last. Thread.

[Anonymous No.54018204]

IV is implied stock movement within 1 std deviation over the time period of the contract. For example, an IV of 25% on a $200 stock would represent a one standard deviation range of $50 over the next year.

[Anonymous No.54018209]

>>54018177
Read a book, cletus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeks_(finance)

[Anonymous No.54018210]

>up 235% on spy shorts

[Anonymous No.54018215]

>32
>entering 3rd economic meltdown of my lifetime

[Anonymous No.54018216]

>>54018183
pretty wild friday
almost time for a little bit o chicken fried

[Anonymous No.54018219]

will uranium every recover or should I just take the -15% as a lesson

[Anonymous No.54018226]

s-small cap bros?

[Anonymous No.54018233]

Delta (∆) of an option contract refers to its sensitivity to price changes in the underlying shares.
If an option contract had a delta of 0.47, then the price of the option contract would increase by $0.47 for every dollar increase in the price of the underlying shares. Delta can also ROUGHLY equal the probability of an option expiring ITM. So if a stock has a delta of 0.50, it has a 50% chance ROUGHLY of finishing ITM. Which is why OTM options have low deltas closer to 0.00, ATM options have deltas around 50, and ITM deltas get closer to 1.00.

[Anonymous No.54018234]

>>54018117
Bobo was always meant to win.

[Anonymous No.54018236]

>>54018210
LOWWWWWEEEEERRRRR

[Anonymous No.54018240]

>>54018201
pajeet trying to meme
just ignore

[Anonymous No.54018246]

>>54018191
Is collapsing the 18th largest bank in America overnight part of removing these hurdles?

[Anonymous No.54018247]

JEPI was supposed to be a defensive position...

[Anonymous No.54018252]

>>54018226
Think long-term.

[Anonymous No.54018253]

>>54018215
maybe you fuckin millenials should be more fiscally responsible and stop blowing your life savings on avocado toast

[Anonymous No.54018258]

>>54018185
Pepperidge farm remembers

[Anonymous No.54018260]

not another fookin red day

[Anonymous No.54018265]

>>54018216
Extremely based and Shiner pilled.

[Anonymous No.54018266]

>>54018216
anon its friday you should be eating fish.

[Anonymous No.54018267]

See this post from last thread? This is insane, it's like some glowie lost his script and kept posting in /smg/.
>>54018203
Holy crap, it's you again. Why the hell do you keep on rambling about Tigers and vomma? Are Tigers a metaphor for short sellers?

[Anonymous No.54018269]

>>54018215

[Anonymous No.54018272]

>>54018215
And many more like it will soon follow. Don't look at japan's charts by the way.

[Anonymous No.54018277]

>>54018216
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NITE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ujS1er1r0&list=RDe4ujS1er1r0&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.54018280]

>10y down 228 pips

[Anonymous No.54018282]

Bobros I'm feeling great!

[Anonymous No.54018285]

I feel sick to my stomach

[Anonymous No.54018288]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ABAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ABAHAHAHHAHAHAH
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.54018293]

>>54018209
>Read a book, cletus
Okay shitskin pajeet. Keep talking about Vomma and Golga and I'll assume that you're some uncircumcised Hindunigger who worships cows and elephants.

[Anonymous No.54018295]

>>54018226
small caps are already down 90%.
they cant go any lower.

[Anonymous No.54018299]

>Times are tough, female broker.
>You and I are now getting into OnlyFans.
>>>54018191
It's more common than you think.

[Anonymous No.54018300]

Reminder: We warned you
Reminder: You did not listen
And now you ask for mercy. There will be none.

[Anonymous No.54018301]

>>54018265
Hey look, I understand that Wednesday is a cute tranny, but that tranny belongs to me and I would prefer if you didn't post pictures of him.

[Anonymous No.54018302]

>>54018280
You mean 10y yield.

[Anonymous No.54018305]

>97.3% of SVB deposits aren't insured
HOLY FUCK
GET SHIT ON CALIFORNIA LIBERALS

[Anonymous No.54018304]

Any Chads short MPW to in this thread?

[Anonymous No.54018306]

>>54018295
Until they go down 100%

[Anonymous No.54018309]

A once in a lifetime crash. For the fourth time in our lives.

[Anonymous No.54018312]

How could anyone see multiple banks down 20% or more and think wow I should skip this up its only a temporary dip

[Anonymous No.54018313]

>>54018267
kek
if u cant handle the bantz go back newfag

[Anonymous No.54018322]

What happened bull bros? I thought biden’s inflation reduction act would save the economy?!

[Anonymous No.54018324]

Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground
You in mid-air
Send in the clowns

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around
One who can't move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns

[Anonymous No.54018326]

>>54018295
Lol.
Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.54018330]

>>54018305
PLEASE THINK OF ALL THE CALI JEWISH COMMUNIST BILLONAIRES THAT WILL BE SAVED VIA FORCED BAIL-INS AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

[Anonymous No.54018331]

>Presents

[Anonymous No.54018338]

>>54018295
You know, theoretically a stock can drop 90% then drop 90% again. Then drop 90% *again*. Forever.

[Anonymous No.54018337]

Thanks for pumping my metals and oil USbros :)

[Anonymous No.54018339]

I'm up 20% today despite the majority of my portfolio being in BOIl which is down 5%. I'm so fucking pissed bros. I paper handed my SPY dailies like 30 minutes early and got a 2x instead of 10x. My RBLX puts I bought at open are up 45% and I am still fucking disgusted with myself for not letting my winners run like usual.

Rehhhhhh. I've been saying 3850 close all fucking day and then I paper handed like a little bitch fuckkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.54018340]

>>54018313
Hey dickhead, you too afraid to admit that your "vomma" and "VVIX" and "gamma" shilling is all bullshit? You're trying to scam people on /smg/ into buying your shitcoin stock VVIX?

[Anonymous No.54018344]

bobos are getting too cocky
you WILL get heemed on Tuesday, better lock those profits in while you can

[Anonymous No.54018345]

DUDE LOOK AT LIBOR COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54018346]

>>54018293
>unironically too retarded to click a link he was spoonfed
How are you able to breathe without assistance?

[Anonymous No.54018353]

>>54018304
Snailposting anon was, if I remember correctly
Haven't seen him in a while though

[Anonymous No.54018355]

> Many Wells Fargo customers are voicing frustration after money appeared to be missing from their online banking accounts on Friday morning.

[Anonymous No.54018359]

>>54018301
No. He is mine. Kick rocks.

[Anonymous No.54018361]

>>54018302
Sorry, I actually meant 228 bepis pips.

[Anonymous No.54018362]

>>54018295
Looks like the large caps have to catch up

[Anonymous No.54018364]

>>54018312
people forgot that "buy the dip" only worked when when the fed was doing QE. they are stuck in the meta from 2 years ago. same thing with GME. its been fascinating to see people get stuck doing the same thing even as circumstances change. that must be why the advice of "being able to adapt" is a thing.

[Anonymous No.54018369]

The shields are going down!

[Anonymous No.54018371]

>>54018346
I clicked your link you dumb shitskin scammer. Nowhere in your link does it mention "VVIX" or "volga" or "vomma", nor does it talk about Hidden Tigers. You slackjaw.

[Anonymous No.54018377]

This gay market is dumping like nothing before. Could there be a possibility that this is only an issue within Silicone valley bank, or is this a widespread issue??Maybe traders are acting a bit pessimistic on this issue

[Anonymous No.54018380]

IT JUST KEEPS DROPPING

[Anonymous No.54018382]

So we're shitting the bed like the world is ending because..... A bank no one cared about until yesterday pulled some dumb speculative shit? Damn dude bears are desperate to spin anything remotely spooky into armageddon. See you idiots next week when this is all forgotten.

[Anonymous No.54018384]

>mfw the FED & the CIA says WW3 is our only option to bring back jobs to America

[Anonymous No.54018386]

Are you having fun yet?

[Anonymous No.54018389]

REITs.

[Anonymous No.54018390]

>>54018371
It's all in the link but somehow you managed to click the link and not be able to ctrl+f, or scroll, or read, or anything else? Yes, this is very believable. You have demonstrated you have no sapience.

[Anonymous No.54018391]

>>54018340
VVIX is a very well established company poised to dominate the competition with it's incredibly well balanced books and low risk investments and it's your loss if you don't buy in now faggot

[Anonymous No.54018392]

>>54018345
i will look if you show it to me.

[Anonymous No.54018395]

>>54018309
It's almost like maybe -maybe- basing all of our future livelihoods on financial Ponzi schemes that are -totally safe(ish)- and -guaranteed money- was a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.54018396]

>>54018353
I'm snailposting anon. MPW just reached lows not seen since 2009 lmao.

[Anonymous No.54018398]

It’s bad isn’t it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54018399]

>>54018345
lmao you think people are going to fall for banks using funny money to prop up their blown up portfolios?

[Anonymous No.54018401]

Are the banks actually in trouble, or is it just SVB causing fear in the sector?

[Anonymous No.54018402]

>>54018382
It literally just collapsed a couple of hours ago. We have no idea what the damage will be to other banks

[Anonymous No.54018410]

>>54018364
They didn't forget if they didn't think in the first place

[Anonymous No.54018413]

I'm so fucking pissed. Today was the easiest 40-50% day and I fumbled it. I fucking bitched out like a stupid fucking retard

Rehhhhh

[Anonymous No.54018418]

How much for a woman like this now that the Silicon Valley HR roastie market has crashed?

[Anonymous No.54018421]

>>54018382
The reality is that everything is horrifically homogenized beyond your imagination. Everyone simultaneously has everyone's dick up their ass and their dick in everyone else's ass. This is what happens when you have off the books trillionaires trying to get a return on their functionally infinite amounts of money.

[Anonymous No.54018429]

SCHWAB IS RUGGING AAAAAAAAAA

MARK TO MARKET MY SHORTS, YOU FUCKS

[Anonymous No.54018432]

>>54018364
Yup all these faggots who say buy the dip and wait 2 years are in for a surprise. I think our economy reached its prime and will see a tremendous slowdown. We will probably start trading sideways for years. We as a country are aging like nothing before.

[Anonymous No.54018433]

>>54018384
send the zoomers to die in china, don't worry i'll take care of their gfs
>mfw biden is actually based

[Anonymous No.54018434]

>>54018361
You're talking about the yield anon.
Yield goes lower -> bill goes higher.

[Anonymous No.54018435]

>regional banks are down 20% in 5 days
L M A O
market thinks SYSTEMIC RISK is legitimate

[Anonymous No.54018436]

>>54018396
Nice, glad you're still around
and fuck that piece of shit ticker lmao

[Anonymous No.54018438]

>>54018359
I'm not going to warn you again...

[Anonymous No.54018437]

>>54018384
Was talking to my coworkers about this and we agree that a war economy would reverse a lot of the damage created over the past 5 years, especially.

[Anonymous No.54018439]

>>54018401
SVB might have the the fakest and gayest positions that caused it to go under, but imagine the smell of all of the other fake and gay regional banks.

[Anonymous No.54018442]

>>54018390
Are you fucking serious? Really, is this what we're doing? We're pretending like "Vomma" and "Hidden Tigers" are actual financial concepts in the stock market? Your trolling skills are poor.

[Anonymous No.54018448]

>>54018382
If a small bank was doing it, the big boys were too. They learned it from somebody.

[Anonymous No.54018449]

>>54018418
go ask reddit, and stay there

[Anonymous No.54018450]

>>54018344
Actually I think at this point, with these market dynamics, a CPI pop would get relentlessly sold off as bulls take the chance to bail.

[Anonymous No.54018459]

>>54018391
>VVIX is a very well established company poised to dominate the competition with it's incredibly well balanced books and low risk investments and it's your loss if you don't buy in now faggot
Maybe, it depends. What multiple do you expect VVIX to trade at in a years time?

[Anonymous No.54018461]

sivb....

[Anonymous No.54018462]

Even though I predicted this crash. I did not predict the bank of silicon tongue famous anus was going to collapse. VIX shooting up like it's have an erection is really concerning...

I should be buying the dip. But it's really difficult even for me to pull the trigger. This fakeout has gotten me SHOOK. AND SHAKEN LIKE KEVIN BACON.

Congrats markets you have won....
Just when you think you have lost. That is when the phoenix give birth.

[Anonymous No.54018464]

>>54018401
only small banks that must redeem their bonds from people pulling their money out are in trouble

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54018469]

>>54018429
should have chosen a reputable trusted broker like Robinhood or Weebo

[Anonymous No.54018472]

>>54018449
Don't think im finna do that partner.

[Anonymous No.54018474]

Here comes the +0.17% relief rally.

[Anonymous No.54018481]

>>54018152
Oh it's going to get much worse before it's over

[Anonymous No.54018485]

>>54018434
Yes, that's what the y in "10y" means.

[Anonymous No.54018489]

>>54018117
>Schwab going insolvent before robinhood
You boomers laughed at us. Now look at you

[Anonymous No.54018492]

>>54018413
F

[Anonymous No.54018499]

soxs chads how we feelin

[Anonymous No.54018503]

STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MARKET

I HATE THIS FUCKING ECONOMY, EVERYONE DOUBLED THEIR PORTFOLIO BEFORE THE CRASH AND I CANT MAKE A FUCKING POSITIVE TRADE TO SAVE MY FUCKING LIFE

I LOST MY LIFE SAVINGS THE PAST 2 YEARS IM GETTING KICKED TO THE STREET NEXT MONTH

[Anonymous No.54018508]

>>54018389
I'm slurping so hard right now

[Anonymous No.54018510]

>>54018432
I'm actually more concerned about workforce churn. While millennials are chronically underemployed, I doubt boomers will ever try to change that. Meanwhile it's zoomers that are entering the workforce, and they're outright incapable of thought, thus not suitable for anything, barely capable of even flipping burgers.
But gen alpha is actually even worse off and will not be able to flip burgers whatsoever given the way they currently behave (they function at the level of a 65 IQ retard on average, it's truly frightening).

[Anonymous No.54018515]

>So is the market finally crumbling?

[Anonymous No.54018517]

>>54018469
There is a weeb bank?

[Anonymous No.54018520]

>>54018377
How can anyone be a permabear/bull? How can you have unlimited optimism in such a shitty environment?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54018543]

>>54018517
webull, weebo same shit.

[Anonymous No.54018546]

l o w e r

[Anonymous No.54018549]

>>54018510
kek. so true. You ever talk to a zoomer? If they look away from their phone they are like literal robots. Dumbest and most useless generation the world has ever known

[Anonymous No.54018553]

>>54018459
uhh like 135 bro screencap this check the financials

[Anonymous No.54018554]

[Anonymous No.54018558]

Lower.

[Anonymous No.54018561]

THERES NO MORE SUPPORT

[Anonymous No.54018565]

>VIX up over 20%
ARE YA FEELING IT??

[Anonymous No.54018568]

>>54018503

[Anonymous No.54018567]

>>54018503
How much did you lose?

[Anonymous No.54018575]

>>54018485
You know bills have maturity terms, r-right?

[Anonymous No.54018585]

>>54018554
you know this is playing in his office right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebK4x3lBScA

[Anonymous No.54018594]

>>54018344
What happens Tuesday

[Anonymous No.54018596]

Why didn't you listen when you had the chance?

[Anonymous No.54018600]

I was expecting some jankery so I tried to sell defensively, but obviously it wasn't defensive enough at this rate.

[Anonymous No.54018606]

Lower.

[Anonymous No.54018610]

My goddamn puts. One fucking hour. I'm such a fucking retard.
>just take the gains bro

NO YOU FUCKING RETARD. I knew it was going to tank into close. I fucking knew no one would hold over the weekend. I'm so goddamn pissed. I fucking rehhhhhhhhhhhhhggh

[Anonymous No.54018611]

>>54018338
exactly, it's like achilles and the hedgehog

[Anonymous No.54018616]

https://voca.ro/1mYx7zt9RWjW

working on my jew accent for future threads can u guys please rate it

[Anonymous No.54018617]

Mumu, are you okay?
Why wouldn't you look at the data?
We told you this would happen mumu.
We warned you about the banks.
We warned you about the systemic risks.
We warned you about inflation.
Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.54018624]

>>54018565
MORE WEIGHT

[Anonymous No.54018627]

This is the big one. Buckle up boys this will be a hell of a ride.

[Anonymous No.54018632]

>>54018117
I was telling you niggerd to short anything loan related for weeks

[Anonymous No.54018635]

>>54018549
My entire staff is zoomers. They are complete braindead retards. They are nice people, fun people even. But I wouldn't trust them to be in charge of anything even remotely important. They are not human. They are simply an extension of their iphone. The iphone itself is more valuable than the life of a zoomer.

[Anonymous No.54018637]

>>54018575
The 10 year treasury is actually classified as a note (or bond), not a bill.

[Anonymous No.54018638]

All memes aside how are bulls ITT coping right now?

[Anonymous No.54018647]

So can anybody explain to me why EU stocks drop when US banks fuck up?

[Anonymous No.54018648]

Bois. I'm getting fucked in crypto and the stock market. Please fix this. Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.54018651]

UVIX, SOXS, DRV
UVIX, SOXS, DRV
UVIX, SOXS, DRV
UVIX, SOXS, DRV

[Anonymous No.54018653]

>>54018635
My fucking CTO is a zoomer.

[Anonymous No.54018655]

GOTCHU BITCH

[Anonymous No.54018657]

[Anonymous No.54018658]

>>54018215
Same, 32 and this “once in a lifetime” event just keeps happening

[Anonymous No.54018659]

>>54018549
Years ago I just liked making fun of how dumb they are, but that could have been brushed off to being raised fucked up in a way that they could fix themselves later. Nowadays I'm genuinely frightened for the future and horrified by their existence. I know I'm being overly dramatic when I say this, but it feels like I'm staring at the end of the human race. It's like we went from peak 2000's hopeful, curious and innovative culture to idiocracy but 500 years later in just one generation.

[Anonymous No.54018660]

so VIX calls are like free money right? why isn't everyone doing it?

[Anonymous No.54018661]

>>54018647
EU is a US colony

[Anonymous No.54018664]

>God candle on SPY
WE'RE SAVED!

[Anonymous No.54018663]

What do I buy right now?

[Anonymous No.54018666]

Options will be wiped out. Stocks will drop and freeze for years. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.54018668]

>>54018647
EU is our vassal state

[Anonymous No.54018669]

>>54018638
I have stocks not options and am green for the year

[Anonymous No.54018671]

>>54018647
Vassals of the empire

[Anonymous No.54018675]

Sold all my SPY in my Roth yesterday, idk if that was smart but today tells me it might be

[Anonymous No.54018676]

>Crash only really kicks into gear when the rich bankers are affected

[Anonymous No.54018679]

>>54018610
Same with me. I thought they'd stop 1 hour ago, but then it really started. At least for DAX. I'll have to open new positions at worse spots again, profits lost

[Anonymous No.54018686]

I think we won't see a rate increase in march considering the events are taking place. I wonder why the fed didn't pay too much attention to the liquidity crisis that was a rising issue last year.

[Anonymous No.54018691]

>>54018637
I...
Good bait, you really got me hooked there.

[Anonymous No.54018692]

Gen Z will cause civilizational collapse.
Gen A will rebuild it.

[Anonymous No.54018695]

Hope you didn't do ETFs. Lets go.

[Anonymous No.54018697]

>>54018666
Jeez satan

[Anonymous No.54018699]

Powell, increase your attacks

[Anonymous No.54018705]

>>54018653
Well you won't have to worry about your company being in business too much longer then.

[Anonymous No.54018706]

>>54018660
>so VIX calls are like free money right? why isn't everyone doing it?
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.54018707]

>>54018660
yas vary cheap VIX calls sir just buy them at 200% ivol vary vary good cheap and room for biddings please buy the VIX calls

[Anonymous No.54018710]

>>54018338
Goy doesn't know about the planck cent

[Anonymous No.54018713]

Threadly reminder NO REFUNDS

[Anonymous No.54018717]

>no circuit breakers
weak

[Anonymous No.54018726]

>>54018610
I sold my puts before powell testimony to the senate at a 40% loss. I may be the biggest fucking retard

[Anonymous No.54018732]

>>54018647
Holy fuck. How new are you? The EU has its’ head so far up America’s ass it should be known as the United States of Europe.

Lol, check out this newfag, guys

[Anonymous No.54018733]

>>54018691
We like to do a little trolling here.

Unfortunately I don't have any TMF but cheers to anyone who does.

[Anonymous No.54018736]

>>54018686
You say that like it’s a bad thing. This is a sign that their policies are starting to work, we just need a handful of rate increases more and we can bring down inflation again like it was going down pre-January.

[Anonymous No.54018744]

>>54018733

[Anonymous No.54018745]

>>54018713
How the fuck does a bank not have FDIC insurance, and furthermore who is retarded enough to deposit money in a bank that isn't insured?

[Anonymous No.54018746]

>>54018733
I got a bunch myself. Not as much as I'd like, but along with some uvxy and drv, it's pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.54018750]

I'm liquidating half my stock as soon as Monday opens. convince me otherwise

[Anonymous No.54018759]

>>54018713
>bank focused on diversity over all else
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Anonymous No.54018761]

>>54018676
Bankers are the larger predators wherein accumulation of toxins in the food chain starts to manifest as direct decimation when an environmental collapse is underway

[Anonymous No.54018763]

>>54018745
No one insures Options.

[Anonymous No.54018765]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
I DID EVERYTHING THEY TOLD ME TO DO

[Anonymous No.54018767]

>>54018705
I work for a start up in the Silicon Valley. My CTO is a zoomer. Majority of my coworkers are zoomers. And literally no one gives a shit about the SVB collapse. It's not impact *most* co's. None of the tech bros in my office have even heard of it. I am the only finance autist in my office and I was sperging out about in the work slack and people were just like "??? okay anon very cool"

[Anonymous No.54018769]

is it too late to go into TLT

[Anonymous No.54018771]

>>54018745
>How the fuck does a bank not have FDIC insurance, and furthermore who is retarded enough to deposit money in a bank that isn't insured?
None of that matters chud. Diversity is (was) their strength deal with it

[Anonymous No.54018776]

>>54018692
You must never have even tried to see what gen A is like to say that.

[Anonymous No.54018777]

we're healing

[Anonymous No.54018780]

>>54018647
EU loves US banks too much

[Anonymous No.54018783]

buy

[Anonymous No.54018789]

>puts up 275%
Should I cash out?

[Anonymous No.54018791]

>>54018686
The Fed can’t do that because the market will go back up along with inflation. Why do you think Volcker destroyed manufacturing workers in America when he jacked up rates? He knew the alternative would be much worse. The more these companies go down the better it is for unemployment and getting these employees into critically needed job roles. Useless tech producing nothing and making no money only jacks up inflation

[Anonymous No.54018792]

>>54018745
Do you really think normalfags care about that shit?

[Anonymous No.54018793]

>>54018679
I won't revenge trade. I'll keep my 25% realized and wait for the reversal to play it back up. No fucking telling when that is but you don't open shorts on days like today

I've had quite a few 25%+ days in the last year but this is the fucking worrrrsssstttt one.

[Anonymous No.54018794]

SBNY hahaha
I’ve made 3200 in 2 days I love it

[Anonymous No.54018798]

K i reentered short. Don't fuck me, snibby.

[Anonymous No.54018804]

>>54018658
I was born before the first 1970s recession hit, it's always been over.

[Anonymous No.54018810]

>>54018710
>Reverse splits in you're path

[Anonymous No.54018816]

>>54018736
Idk man the fed would rather see inflation rise than let banks fall off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.54018817]

>>54018780
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.54018818]

I am descending into madness.

[Anonymous No.54018819]

>>54018732
I'm just kidding, you retard. I know that at least 50% (it's more) of EU stocks are in US ownership

[Anonymous No.54018822]

>>54018783
>broke through the bullish channel with no signs of stopping

Sell.

[Anonymous No.54018826]

>>54018789
You're bragging so yes.

[Anonymous No.54018828]

>>54018655
>>54018664
>>54018777
>>54018783
It’s over.
Give up.

[Anonymous No.54018837]

What if power Hour sends us to green....

[Anonymous No.54018843]

CS is going down. Switzerland is done. Poor fucks.

[Anonymous No.54018849]

>>54018783
INTC is up 2% in the other tab.

[Anonymous No.54018848]

>>54018686
it's going to be 50 bps.

[Anonymous No.54018851]

>>54018767
>??? okay anon very cool
that's me anytime I talk about something I'm passionate about to my normie friends

[Anonymous No.54018853]

>>54018745
If you're a startup with $10m in cash and you use a single bank, $250k of it is FDIC insured. $9,750,000 of it is not. That's what they're talking about when they say 93%.

[Anonymous No.54018854]

>>54018767
Lol, really reminds me of ‘08. No one knew what was going on then either. Millennials didn’t give a fuck until the job market died.

[Anonymous No.54018855]

>>54018554
whoa

[Anonymous No.54018860]

>>54018791
That's not how it works. You can't get into, say, welding just because you lost your tech job. You have to go back to school for 2 years, then get an apprenticeship for 5 years, only then can you actually go and weld. The problem is that where's the money you need to go back to school coming from if you're out of a job? And welding apprentice wages are worse than what mcd offers, so who's going to go through that?

[Anonymous No.54018867]

>>54018780
>2023
>Euros still don't believe in owning real estate

[Anonymous No.54018869]

WTI still green lol

[Anonymous No.54018872]

>>54018854
Dodd Frank isn't going to make the SVB collapse anything close to '08.

[Anonymous No.54018873]

>pissed at me mate cause he wants a fookin lads holiday that I've gona and spent 2grand on flights and funds
>economy collapses a week before we head off
>could have thrown that shit into S&P and Blackrock while it tumbles
>don't even like hot weather or the sun
FUCKING NORMIES WANTING FUCKING FAGGOT HOLIDAYS AND SHIT FUCK

[Anonymous No.54018879]

>>54018792
I mean no, but it's just silly. Then again nothing makes me happier than seeing normalfag lose everything. So I really should be thanking SVB

[Anonymous No.54018880]

I'm pretty fucking tilted but here is my current thesis

>tlt/tmf have been mooning
>bank goes under
>fed won't be able to do 50 bps because things are breaking
>limited downside from here
>huge upside to tlt/tmf
>options probably all get heemed by crab at 3750

I'm gonna just keep buying BOIL and TMF.

[Anonymous No.54018881]

>>54018767
They’ll understand when payroll doesn’t get sent out... Praying for you anon that you’ll be ok

[Anonymous No.54018886]

>>54018260
Kemonomimi pitties!

[Anonymous No.54018887]

>>54018867
US is the only developed country with cheap real estate in the world.

[Anonymous No.54018903]

>>54018849
Reminds me of, gosh, last year, when the market would tank but GME would idiosyncratically be green.

[Anonymous No.54018905]

>>54018848
50 BPS??
The least we will see is 28bps. When have we seen Powell take a different approach than the one he promised. He is not a fan of surprises and likes to let the market know in advance. so 25 bps or pause it is.

[Anonymous No.54018908]

>i buy calls the day the banking collapse begins

[Anonymous No.54018916]

>>54018881
No this isn't a doomer story. I'm telling you that SVB blowup isn't going to impact most small silicon valley startups like mine, because funding can come from 500 gorillion other VC's with their money parked in non-retarded banks

[Anonymous No.54018918]

>>54018816
Banks can be bailed out overnight though, inflation stays forever and getting it to a reasonable cant take years as we have seen. Lesser of two evils as far as I see it, not like we’re really worried about putting the country in more debt at this point.

[Anonymous No.54018919]

>>54018819
I don’t like being rused, no sir, I do not…

[Anonymous No.54018920]

I'm going to fall through on my own plan and buy the dip bros. Wish me luck bros!

If i don't post it again it means I made it or maybe not bros.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54018921]

Watching the candles, bascially hearing the cope, despair, and hope in all directions as the charts churn.
Neat.

[Anonymous No.54018922]

Why would you buy them knowing that the bank was failing yesterday?

[Anonymous No.54018925]

>>54018873
Enjoy it man. There will be a day when you won't be able to do that sort of thing anymore. Don't take that time you spend with your friends for granted. The market will be there when you get back and there are always opportunities, so fuck it. Have fun with your buddies.

[Anonymous No.54018931]

>>54018905
True, 25 bps. After this crash he will stay 25 bps, market will pump again and crash weeks later for other reasons.

[Anonymous No.54018934]

>>54018872
>Implying Dodd will even do shit
The Fed just needs to fire those printers up if things get really bad but idk how bad it would have to get. Losses would basically have to offset inflation.

[Anonymous No.54018936]

>>54018903
the hedgies are step ladder attacking INTC

[Anonymous No.54018935]

>>54018853
Oh that makes sense. Still dumb to put all your eggs in one basket.
>>54018873
My normalfag friends ask me to waste money on travel with them all the time and I just shut it down immediately. My cousin asked me to go to Vegas with him and I told him it's too damn expensive and a waste of money and his response was "bro I'll pay for the hotel room". Kek hotel rooms are the cheapest part of the trip to Vegas. Plus I'm not getting on a plane with other Americans in 2023, especially because they are piloted by sheboons now.

[Anonymous No.54018951]

>I havent played with options in 3 fucking years
>I buy some calls today of all days

[Anonymous No.54018964]

>>54018854
Millenials weren't in the job market back then. Maybe except the single oldest millenial cohort. Millenials are 1981-1995. +24 years to graduate college = entry into workfroce no earlier then 2005-2018. It's not like in the 80's where you could get a job out of high-school still.

[Anonymous No.54018973]

>>54018872
explain?

[Anonymous No.54018974]

>stock market crashing
>Smith & Wesson pumping
Hmm...

[Anonymous No.54018978]

Looks like the ones who have no idea how to do options win again.

[Anonymous No.54018980]

>>54018905
Watch and Learn

[Anonymous No.54018984]

>>54018934
>>54018973

>>Implying Dodd will even do shit
Okay, I am talking to someone who just likes to make hollow points without actually backing up their contentions. Yeah sure, Dodd Frank won't do shit!

Morons like you acting like doomers about SV is a take that evidences a misunderstanding of the financial system. Risk here isn’t a SYSTEMIC bank crisis…it’s a growth shock from a lack of credit extension.

Have you dumb fucks even heard of Dodd Frank? Man I was like 11 years old in 2008, you millenials / boomers should know this

[Anonymous No.54018986]

Dumb ass red days like this make me want to cheat on my gf with some dumb zoomer slut. Where can I find one? Or two even

[Anonymous No.54018989]

>>54018951
Just out of morbid curiosity, what in the hell is going on right now that not only made you bullish but made you so bullish you bought calls. The US is on the brink of total collapse and you bought calls?

[Anonymous No.54018995]

>>54018951
I traded calls and made 30% on amzn. You can't swing trade this market whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.54018996]

>>54018706
>>so VIX calls are like free money right? why isn't everyone doing it?
>bottom signal
literally
absolutely
positively
was

[Anonymous No.54018997]

>>54018935
>all your eggs in one basket
Yup. But keep in mind I'm oversimplifying; plenty of startups diversified, so they have 3, 4, 5 banks. It's just to be "fully" insured you'd need to have hundreds of accounts across hundreds of banks.

[Anonymous No.54019001]

>>54018887
And still too expensive for the average wagie

[Anonymous No.54019002]

UVXY HIT WITH THE BIG RED ONE
POWER HOUR IS COMING

[Anonymous No.54019003]

>>54018508
The thought crossed my mind. Individual names or a fund?

[Anonymous No.54019004]

Literal dead cat bounce kek

[Anonymous No.54019005]

I bought 3 shares of SIVB for fun in premarket for 57 (very small amount of my account). Fell asleep and woke up to see it halted, what's the rundown what did I miss?

Are they cooked?

[Anonymous No.54019009]

WHAT DO I BUY?
>WHAT DO I BUY?
WHAT DO I BUY?
>WHAT DO I BUY?

[Anonymous No.54019012]

>>54018916
How do you know they’re not retarded?

[Anonymous No.54019013]

>>54019001
Yes. Welcome to the modern world.

[Anonymous No.54019018]

>>54018873
>>54018925
Yes go enjoy sucking eachothers cocks and ignore the markets.

[Anonymous No.54019020]

>>54019005
It doesnt exist anymore
https://www.fdic.gov/news/press-releases/2023/pr23016.html

[Anonymous No.54019026]

>>54018919
Ok, sorry, have a kiss :*

[Anonymous No.54019028]

>>54019009
Short spy or republic bank

[Anonymous No.54019027]

>>54018986
Give it a rest old man

[Anonymous No.54019031]

>THE US IS ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE
lmao you idiots are so fucking sad

[Anonymous No.54019034]

>>54018974
I don't like how I laughed about this. It didn't feel safe.

[Anonymous No.54019039]

>>54019005
They got shutdown by california regulators.

[Anonymous No.54019038]

Buy the dip on SPXL. I know yall faggots love the leveraged 3x etfs.

LETS GO.

[Anonymous No.54019043]

>>54018922
Bailout news would force a +5% short covering rally?

[Anonymous No.54019044]

>>54018989
Draftkings is a good fucking play, like rock solid. Cant go wrong with it. They are about to legalize gambling for silly shit like WWE wrestling. Zoomers will be gambling on literally anything and people will encourage it.

[Anonymous No.54019047]

short PACW to zero

[Anonymous No.54019057]

>>54018964
I'm a millennial and I vividly remember 08. I was working at a red lobster as a bartender back then. I remember there wasn't a single job to be had anywhere. Not even fast food was hiring. If you lost your job you were flat out fucked. I remember looking for work and just driving all over town just going business to business asking if they were hiring for anything at all and being told no over and over again. It was the polar opposite of 2023

[Anonymous No.54019058]

>>54019005
Female CIO, sorry lad

[Anonymous No.54019063]

>>54018964
I’m a millennial. I was in the job market and so was my wife and so were all my friends. A lot of us took shitty entry level jobs and waited for the market to recover. I graduated college in 2011 and the job market sucked. 2008 didn’t end in ‘09.

How old are you?

[Anonymous No.54019069]

>>54019043
>+5%
Since 2020 or so companies that went bankrupt caused short squeezes, allowing them to bounce 1000% or so. The problem is that the environment has changed. This shouldn't happen again for the time being.

[Anonymous No.54019077]

The market gods are listening. Right when I bought the dip we are going up.

HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.54019088]

Feeling like the 1970s here.

[Anonymous No.54019092]

>>54019069
Oh sorry I meant for the broader market. Yeah SIVB would moon a gazillion percent if ez mode markets were still here.

[Anonymous No.54019095]

>>54019063
>How old are you?
Obviously older than you lmao
>>54019057
Flipping burgers at mcd is not "being in the job market".

[Anonymous No.54019099]

>>54019031
A lot of fear mongering at the moment. I doubt we see other issues like this appear. We will most likely rise before cpi like the past few months

[Anonymous No.54019102]

>>54018984
Either delusional bull or glow nigger either way kys

[Anonymous No.54019103]

>>54019020
>>54019039
>>54019058
Oh wow it wasn't a nothing burger after all. Hope we can start the meltdown now. Thanks anons

[Anonymous No.54019104]

>5 Market crashes in 23 years
>5 Market crashes in 23 years
>5 Market crashes in 23 years
>5 Market crashes in 23 years

[Anonymous No.54019107]

>>54018828
you were saying?

[Anonymous No.54019117]

>>54019047
>-34% today
checks out jej

[Anonymous No.54019118]

>>54019095
Actually yeah it is because it's a job you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.54019124]

new
>>54019121
>>54019121
>>54019121

[Anonymous No.54019125]

Friday's not finished yet but I already can't wait for Monday.

[Anonymous No.54019134]

>>54018872
>>54018984
this nigga still believes obama era partisan propaganda

[Anonymous No.54019136]

so uhhhhhh how many bips this month? Jerome's already heeming banks at 4.75%

[Anonymous No.54019147]

>>54019003
I buy VNQ like a boomer

[Anonymous No.54019149]

>>54019118
lol'd

[Anonymous No.54019150]

>>54018418
I want her to suffer.

[Anonymous No.54019185]

>>54019136
50 boop big boy hike. Jerome must show the country he is wearing the pants.

[Anonymous No.54019214]

>>54018437
I suppose that's true, you and your coworkers dying would be a net positive for society.

[Anonymous No.54019222]

>>54018371
>Nowhere in your link does it mention "VVIX" or "volga" or "vomma"
sad, lazy troll

>>54018299
muh dick

[Anonymous No.54019248]

im buying vix puts

[Anonymous No.54019283]

*BIG TECH* speculators in silicon valley are hurting..ooh boy are they- these arent the little guys,you know?- Theyre sharks. *SHARKS* ygh thats okay. Its okay. Breathes in. Not tooo long ago your 401k folks were UP, *bigly* hand gesture. Remember that? Its true.

[Anonymous No.54019351]

>>54018647
Most people are old enough to remember the last time a big US bank collapsed

[Anonymous No.54019400]

>>54019136
25-50
If Powell pauses we're fucked

[Anonymous No.54019407]

>>54018843
Nah Switzerland is gonna bail them out like they did UBS.

[Anonymous No.54019411]

>>54019107
You lost, bullcuck.
It’s over.
The bear woke up.

[Anonymous No.54019602]

>>54018713
>>54018759
>"errrm sorry sir but per our inclusive peoples clause all your saving account funds are set not to be insured as insurance has often been used to discriminate and persecute minority ethnic groups and marginalized genders in our communities, I'm afraid your money is gone and any that can be recovered will actually be going to local NGO foundations focused on neuro atypical and divergent children of color for green carbon neutral and eco friendly sex change operations"

[Anonymous No.54019678]

>>54019351
Me too, I'm 32. But still, I wanted an explanation what a fuckin Silicin Tits Valley bank has to do with EU.

[Anonymous No.54019744]

>>54018280
will this reverse if rates get raised higher than expected?

[Anonymous No.54020010]

>>54019744
10 year is long term inflation + growth expectations + safe haven bid. Rate hikes more directly impact 6 month, 1 year, and 2 year bonds.

[Anonymous No.54020283]

>>54019136
75 bips inbound
Hope you boys are ready