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54016799 No.54016799 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a neet and i took out a $20K loan in my mom's name without telling her
what am i in for lads

>> No.54016854

>>54016799
using this to buy shib btw

>> No.54016916

Jail

>> No.54017095

>>54016799
A fraud charge

>> No.54017162

Gamble it.
5k blackjack hand and take the win as your own, return the money
>lose
10k blackjack hand

>> No.54017559

>>54017162
I'll do that i think

>> No.54017577

>>54016799
>>54016854
hope you are using that for shibarium if so ygmi

>> No.54017629

All in on gme.

>> No.54017677

>>54017577
not sure if you're joking or not but shibarium is pumping so honestly not even the least responsible move

>> No.54017938
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54017938

>>54017677
checked
Reeeeeeeeee have I missoored yet another dog season? Fuck, I swore I was gonna keep an eye out after the last two

>> No.54017952

>>54016799
she'll die in her sleep

>> No.54018010

>>54017677
im 100% serious anon I've made more money on shibarium utility coins in the past 2 months than I have on any boomer coin for the past 5 years
>>54017938
there are still projects that just started; FYI STEAK and TUNA are both low caps that are primmed to hit 1mil imo

>> No.54018112

>>54018010
lmao cmon in the past 5 years? what did you invest like a dollar? shibarium shit is pumping good but no need to blow it out of proportion

>> No.54018130

>>54018010
Thanks for the advice anon. What do they do? Actual utility or just memes? How does Tuna even make sense on Shibarium? Dogs don't eat Tuna.

>> No.54018537

Going to hell

>> No.54019410
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54019410

>>54016799
Throw it all to some different coins, I'd say DOGE cuz kek, BTC at this price doesn't sound bad, some POND and the rest use your guts to figure it out

>> No.54019442

>>54019410
BTC is currently about to crash, cope and seethe, also, the others are utter shitcoins faggot

>> No.54019447

>>54019410
said no one, fucking ever, nigger

>> No.54019465

>>54018112
He's larping, if you don't see it, you're even more retarded than he is

>> No.54019476

>>54019410
Absolute shit, if I was OP I'd stay as far away as possible from those

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>>54019410

>> No.54019548

>>54016799
Depend's on (a) are you solvent (b) your relationship with your mom (c) how much provable fraud you actually committed.

>> No.54019556

>>54016799
kill yourself nigger I would never do that to mum

>> No.54019680

>>54019548
to expand a bit: if you took profits and your mom is a good mom you can come clean and split the profits, provided that you did not do something a third party can later prove. (for example, if you bribed some roastie at a local branch then she might flip on you for no reason, even if your mom is completely fine with your "profitable trading strategies")