Good morning, The /biz/ Lounge is Open

[Anonymous No.54016554]

Good morning, gentlemen. The /biz/ loung is open. Take a seat, please. May I have your order?

[Anonymous No.54016570]

I don't like this picture

[Anonymous No.54016582]

>>54016554
Yeah you never brought me my 10k last night when you were tending the bar.
I gave you 1 star.

[Anonymous No.54016593]

>>54016554
1 glass of water please

[Anonymous No.54016605]

I am about to make a shit ton of money, gentlemen. How was your day?

[Anonymous No.54016657]

>>54016554
Excellent picture.

>>54016570
Throw this faggot out of the window.

[Anonymous No.54016662]

>>54016582
Sorry, I am afraid we are not a bank.

>>54016593
Coming up, sir. Just regular water, or mineral water? Please let me know if you would like ice and-or lemon too.

[Anonymous No.54016668]

>>54016605
Probably gonna bury my childhood cat.
Then contemplate suicide.

[Anonymous No.54016675]

>>54016657
>Throw this faggot out of the window.
THE STEAM FROM THE CIGAR WILL MAKE THE COFFEE SOGGY!

[Anonymous No.54016678]

>>54016605
Please, tell us how.

[Anonymous No.54016680]

>>54016662
The 1 star stays, regardless if you were a bank or not you were my waiter, and you didn't service me properly.

[Anonymous No.54016702]

>>54016554
I NEED PICTURES!

PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

[Anonymous No.54016713]

>>54016605
No you won't. Not today.

[Anonymous No.54016741]

>>54016554

Sometimes I really want to engage with people on here and share valuable information, because I want us to succeed, but then I see the way they treat others. From the shilling, the scamming, the rude uncalled-for comments, etc; and then a part of me just hopes they fail completely in their lives. That they lose everything and then jump from a bridge.

What do you think?

[Anonymous No.54016743]

>>54016675
Damn, you are right. What am I thinking?!
To stressed lately
You are alright and can stay.

[Anonymous No.54016751]

>>54016554
Bourbon and one Cuban cigar for me, amigo. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.54016757]

>>54016743
>You are alright and can stay.
thank you

[Anonymous No.54016778]

>>54016741
Fuck you faggot

[Anonymous No.54016798]

>>54016741
I think you and I need to have some cigars when THE FUCKING FAGGOT OP WILL FINALLY BRING US SOME!!11 *throws coffee cup at the wall*

[Anonymous No.54016858]

>>54016741
Me too, sir. I feel similarly. Shall we exchange secrets and tips?

>>54016751
Coming up, sir.

[Anonymous No.54016927]

>>54016751
Here you are, sir.

[Anonymous No.54017008]

>>54016554
Rum and Coke I'll light my own cigar thank you lad.

[Anonymous No.54017096]

>>54017008

Of course, sir. Here you go.

[Anonymous No.54017117]

I'm sorry, anons. I sold my leveraged S&P500 ETF today. Put the money into VTI - FXUS 50:50

[Anonymous No.54017125]

>>54016741
Two more weeks

[Anonymous No.54017129]

>>54017096
Haha yes just right. Thank you good sir. To Capitalism!

[Anonymous No.54017143]

>>54017117
I'm sorry to hear that. I've been burned too with those types of ETFs. Can I get you anything?

[Anonymous No.54017154]

>>54016927
Thank you, lad.

[Anonymous No.54017174]

I hope you are all enjoying your stay, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.54017179]

>>54017143
I still have bourbon, my negro. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.54017198]

>>54017179
Absolutely. Neat, or on the rocks?

[Anonymous No.54017215]

>>54017198
On my balls, preferably. Thank you, god!

[Anonymous No.54017226]

>>54016554
I hear this fine establishment is a source of prime bussy. May i see your menu

[Anonymous No.54017274]

>>54016554
Good morning lad, I'm feeling a bit of an Arbitrum streak right now. I would like 3 bags of your finest $HAMI, staked not scalped and a pure black coffee with some $POND on the side.
Thanks lad

[Anonymous No.54017311]

>>54017215
Here you are. I hope this round icecube will suffice as being a substitute for your balls.

[Anonymous No.54017352]

>>54017274
Absolutely. Here is your coffee, sir. May I advise you to connect to our main lobby internet for all trading matters?

[Anonymous No.54017401]

[Anonymous No.54017448]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NopyfccW-gE&ab_channel=Pschent

[music playing in the lounge]

[Anonymous No.54017745]

I'm $40k into GME. could've sold at $330 for a 2x gain but held on. Still comfy today as our Chairman shitposts on Twitter and mires China while the US markets have a meltdown.
In fact, I've bought $15k more over the last 6 weeks.
We comfy. I'll take a simple Jack & coke on the rocks.

[Anonymous No.54017933]

>>54017745
Here you are. Could you please tell me what gives you so much confidence in GME, still?

[Anonymous No.54017998]

one day i might open a bar named "/Biz/raeli's"

[Anonymous No.54018194]

>>54017998
I'd go. What kind of style would it be?

[Anonymous No.54018276]

>>54016554
black tea, Oliva connecticut please.

[Anonymous No.54018283]

>>54017933
gme baggies are no different from xrp or the old bitconnect holders.
Their emotional attachment to their bags through intense emotional manipulation is genius though, there is no doubt some stockholm syndrome going on as well.

It reminds me of the drowning rat experiment
>The “HOPE” Experiment :During a brutal study at John Hopkins University in the 1950s, Harvard graduate Dr. Curt Richter placed rats in a pool of water to test how long they could tread water.
>On average they’d give up and sink after 15 minutes.
>But right before they gave up due to exhaustion, the researchers would pluck them out, dry them off, let them rest for a few minutes – and put them back in for a second round.
>In this second try – how long do you think they lasted?
>Remember – they had just swam until failure only a few short minutes ago…How long do you think?
>Another 15 minutes?
>10 minutes?
>5 minutes?
>No!
>40 hours!
>That’s not an error.
>That’s right! 40 hours of swimming.
>The conclusion drawn was that since the rats BELIEVED that they would eventually be rescued, they could push their bodies way past what they previously thought impossible.


This is exactly like the bagholders, they desperately want to believe that this will make them rich and solve all their problems, without gme their life is meaningless and hopeless. Their minds have renounced reason for emotional fairytales

[Anonymous No.54018311]

>>54018276

Here is your cigar, sir. The tea is brewing and will arrive shortly.

[Anonymous No.54018342]

>>54018276
And here is your tea, sir. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.54018370]

>>54018311
>>54018342
oh yeah, this is gonna hit the spot. thank you sir.

[Anonymous No.54018375]

>>54016554
I'd like a fat cigar, a whisky and some steak with LSD. Thank you anon.
>>54016741
You sound like a pretentious cunt bb

[Anonymous No.54018411]

>>54016554
Whiskey, neat please.

[Anonymous No.54018422]

>>54018283
I have to unfortunately agree. I am not sure why they believe the initial runup was not a short squeeze.

>>54018370
No problem, of course.

>>54018375
Coming up, sir.

[Anonymous No.54018446]

>>54018283
That's a whole lot of lines to say a bunch of nothing.
>>54017933
Dear Barkeep: The fundamentals are strong; the DD is undeniable (a lot of it sources administrative filings from the SEC & FINRA to demonstrate how much of compliance is a shitshow among market movers); the investor base is one of the most loyal in the world; the brand is ubiquitous; company direction is forward-facing (web3 transformation, e.g., partnerships with sector leaders such as IMX and LRC) and will merge e-commerce with brick-and-mortar.

[Anonymous No.54018454]

>>54018375
Here you go, sir. Served to order.

[Anonymous No.54018497]

I need some coffee so black and hot that it's a danger to the porcelain.

[Anonymous No.54018505]

>>54018411
Here you are. Enjoy, sir.

[Anonymous No.54018533]

>>54018497
For sure. Here you go, as hot as we could get it. Let us know if it is to your satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.54018560]

>>54018454
Looks lovely, couldn't have asked for better. LSD under the plate I assume?

[Anonymous No.54018577]

>>54018560

Yes sir, we keep that on the 'down low'.

[Anonymous No.54018593]

>>54018533
Cheers.

>>54018283
>comparing GME to XRP
Are you aware the IMF just released a statement suggesting XRP be the frontrunner candidate for a global payment system? I admit I'm an XRP baggie and have taken a beating on it thus far, but not some YouTube channel discussing the IMF, the IMF itself.

[Anonymous No.54018670]

>>54018577
< 3 check'd and bless ya, have a good day anon, I'll make sure to pass by another day, comfy in here.

[Anonymous No.54018725]

>>54018670
Of course, I am happy you can enjoy your stay at the /biz/ lounge.

>>54018593
Anytime. Please let me know if you need a refill at any time.

[Anonymous No.54019127]

>>54018375
eating steak on lsd is probably fucked up

[Anonymous No.54019171]

>>54019127
Maybe the LSD is more like a dessert, who knows

[Anonymous No.54019266]

>>54019171
>not fasting before tripping

[Anonymous No.54019796]

>>54016554
Have a bottle of Louis XIII sent out to everyone here, on me, and one more to take home at the end of the night.

[Anonymous No.54019832]

>>54018194
speakyeasy/retro style or art deco

[Anonymous No.54019880]

>>54019796
Thank you sir. A very generous gift. Thank you, very much and most sincerely.

[Anonymous No.54019955]

>>54019832
Very nice. My personal favourite cocktail lounge is a retro one too

[Anonymous No.54020622]

>>54019955
its the sovl

[Anonymous No.54021141]

>>54020622
Agreed and checked


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[Anonymous No.54021270]

>>54016662
tap water. no ice, no lemon

[Anonymous No.54021319]

>>54016554
Evan williams and sams club soda
With a reasonable $5 cigar
Going quietly risk on while the world's knees tremble

[Anonymous No.54021390]

>>54021270
Here you go, sir.

[Anonymous No.54021432]

>>54021319
For sure, sir. Here is your drink. The cigar is being fetched right now and will arrive shortly.

[Anonymous No.54021464]

>>54021319
I can't because low quality cigars and booze tear me up. In my younger days for sure though. There is a certain humbleness to your way though and I applaud it.

[Anonymous No.54021476]

>>54021319
And here is your cigar, sir.

[Anonymous No.54021948]

>>54021432
>>54021464
>>54021476
Thank you
May God bless us all

[Anonymous No.54022041]

>>54021948
Anytime, sir. You as well - God bless you. Enjoy your stay at this secretive lounge.

[Anonymous No.54022179]

One glass of female virgin piss please. Only from whites! Color: golden. I don't tolerate cloudy or beer colored piss. On the rocks.

[Anonymous No.54022197]

>>54022179
I'm sure one of our waitresses would oblige. However I cannot make that call for you, sir. Can I offer you anything else?

[Anonymous No.54022221]

>>54021390
thank you

[Anonymous No.54022243]

>>54022221
Anything else for you, sir? You're welcome. Stay with us a while.

[Anonymous No.54022687]

>>54016570
Nonsense, Just dip your cigar in the coffee

[Anonymous No.54022802]

>>54016554
Macallan 12 year please 2 ounces, also a smooch on the forehead. Thank you

[Anonymous No.54022824]

>>54022179
based

[Anonymous No.54022886]

>>54022802
Certainly. Here it is. *smooch*

[Anonymous No.54023004]

>>54016554
maraska pelinkovac with a panter red vanilla please.

[Anonymous No.54023041]

>>54023004
Here you go, sir.

[Anonymous No.54023087]

>>54022886
Tremendous thank you sir

[Anonymous No.54023125]

>>54023087
No problem at all

[Anonymous No.54023202]

Gents I haven't been this comfy in a long while. Thank you for your lovely company this night.

[Anonymous No.54023217]

>>54023041
thank you. Did you have the panter in stock?

[Anonymous No.54023300]

>>54016554
>nicaragua
kek, only peasants smoke something else than habanos.
>>54016751
>Cuban
this guy knows

[Anonymous No.54023319]

>>54022243
any chance i could get an average 7/10 girl to suck my 5.41 inch pp?

[Anonymous No.54023488]

>>54023217
Ah yes, my apologies, sir. Here you go.

[Anonymous No.54023512]

>>54023319
You can always try your chances here if you would really like, but I cannot give you any guarantees.

[Anonymous No.54024208]

>>54016554
I could make 3500Eur in profit today but I sold my puts and only made 1000Eur.

Is this what FOMO feels like? Bitter. I am such a pussy.

[Anonymous No.54024403]

>>54024208
Sorry to hear that. I was recently stopped out on my position in wheat and the gold miners. Nothing serious though, just a part of trading