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/smg/ stock market general Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:50:38 2023 No.54015779 [Reply] [Original]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>54014757

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:51:28 2023 No.54015803 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:52:48 2023 No.54015832 The bear always wins. The bull bucks around and gives its rider a fun time, but it’ll get tired. But the bear? He’s been sleeping. And he’s about to wake up.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:53:11 2023 No.54015844 [DELETED]

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Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:54:57 2023 No.54015875 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:56:31 2023 No.54015915 File: 448 KB, 1200x627, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is themChief Investment Officer of Silicon Valley Bank. She lost her job today so say something nice about her you chuds

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:56:44 2023 No.54015921 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:57:11 2023 No.54015928 >>54015915 that's 100% a man

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:57:12 2023 No.54015929 >>54015915 >Shannon Suckacockia

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:57:39 2023 No.54015945 >>54015921 >>54015875 >>54015844 Huh

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:57:54 2023 No.54015948 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:58:16 2023 No.54015955 File: 152 KB, 1400x1050, 391C3CCB-8469-4C3C-830F-0174663EF8D1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I doubt that even the Israeli stock market is this Jewish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:58:39 2023 No.54015963 File: 2.24 MB, 1920x1080, 1653060661682.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54015931 >Demi

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:58:45 2023 No.54015964 File: 371 KB, 1414x1197, HenloSers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:59:02 2023 No.54015973 File: 667 KB, 1923x1923, 1619567056304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54015803 >>54015844 >>54015875 >>54015921 >>54015948 >refuses to elaborate

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:59:15 2023 No.54015975 I've withdrawn all my funds

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:59:27 2023 No.54015980
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Anon, listen, bank failures are actually VERY bullish I know you don't understand finance but I promise you me and my friend Moshe Goldstein are both doing some real slurping today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:59:34 2023 No.54015982 >>54015975 Beware the ides of march

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:59:43 2023 No.54015987

JEPI bros what the FUCK is going on. Compared to the broader market we keep going up less on green days and doing just as bad as everyone else on the red days. The dividend just keeps eating away at the principle too it's just been a slow bleed and we are getting negative alpha now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 16:59:50 2023 No.54015990 >>54015955 I saw some news footage of a massive protest in Israel and jews against their own government. It's pretty hilarious that they naturally subvert and destroy everything including themselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:00:22 2023 No.54015997 >>54015975 What? Like your life savings is in physical currency now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:00:23 2023 No.54015998 File: 221 KB, 2159x1578, 1528535438419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54015832 we're in a 100 year long bull market, bobo. you're out of your league.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:01:03 2023 No.54016011 File: 69 KB, 1014x435, You'll_Cowards_Don't_Even_Smoke_Crack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54015975 Coward

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:01:21 2023 No.54016016 zoom zoom here just got my first real paycheck and I want to start investing. Is this a good day to start? I was thinking Ford because they make cars

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:01:38 2023 No.54016017 holy fuck the fdic was fast

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:01:44 2023 No.54016019 Guys I'm scared what do I do

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:01:49 2023 No.54016021 File: 5 KB, 225x225, Worried Wojak face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54015964 They can just create banks like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:01:55 2023 No.54016026 just because a bank does billions of dollars in loans and funding doesnt mean its important. it failed independent of the conditions of the overall market and rate hikes. just ignore it and keep buying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:02:01 2023 No.54016027 >>54015987 It’s over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:02:02 2023 No.54016028 >>54016016 Pump your entire paycheck into wells fargo

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:02:11 2023 No.54016030

>>54015987
It's not a fucking divvy it's covered calls. The etf goes down less when the market goes down and goes up less when the market goes up. Basically you are a fucking retard and JEPI is based but all the lines are going down you fucking idiot..

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:02:18 2023 No.54016031 File: 123 KB, 720x337, Screenshot_20230310-111537_Firefox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54015955 >>54015990

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:02:32 2023 No.54016036 >>54016016 Long banks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:02:52 2023 No.54016044 File: 32 KB, 680x486, B831D0FC-1CBF-4E10-A11A-E30184E86462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All memes aside has there ever been a more retarded day than this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:02:53 2023 No.54016045 >>54016016 All in SSO and keep doing that with every paycheck from here until large language models attain sentience and take over the world. Thank me later

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:02:57 2023 No.54016047 >>54016016 Just go all in on Lehman Brothers. They're about to make a come back with this high interest rate new normal environment we're living in.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:03:02 2023 No.54016048
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>>54015987
>going up less on green days
Anon, they sell covered calls. That's how they create the dividend they bait you with. They also force you to baghold whatever shit they want to dump on retail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:03:05 2023 No.54016049 >>54015964 >>54016021 Who was the faggot saying to slurp SVIB this morning? Top jej.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:03:38 2023 No.54016059 >>54016044 Everyday in post 2020 Amerika gets increasingly more jewish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:03:38 2023 No.54016058 >>54016044 November 8th 2020

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:03:39 2023 No.54016060 >>54016044 In all of human history?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:03:52 2023 No.54016069 >>54016044 not until monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:03:56 2023 No.54016071 File: 137 KB, 413x396, 2C6050F2-2947-4229-83BC-6599A088D082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016031 Every. Single. Time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:04:02 2023 No.54016074 >"Fortress" JPM now rolling over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:04:06 2023 No.54016076 File: 78 KB, 1200x1028, Fq360y4WAAAdQTJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:04:38 2023 No.54016087 >>54016016 Spend it all on luxuries. Saving money is for old people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:04:45 2023 No.54016090 File: 17 KB, 400x300, 1354760104472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016044 I keep saying this, but it keeps getting more retarded. Like I must have said it 100 times in the last year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:05:00 2023 No.54016093 >>54016076 Lemkin? More like Lemming.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:05:20 2023 No.54016101

So they wanna tax cap gains. Big deal. It only applies to super rich fucks. In other words; me, you, the average joe cuck will not be feeling any pain over it. Bill Gates, Warren Buffet,etc? Yes they'll feel it. But here's the thing. To them an extra million (maybe?) gone is nothing. Like you going to MCD's and blowing $10 everyday. You do it and don't care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:05:22 2023 No.54016103 File: 146 KB, 364x368, 1659914020054553.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016076 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:05:23 2023 No.54016104 File: 11 KB, 326x245, 1610228897659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016076

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:05:47 2023 No.54016110 >>54016076 Congrats on your bail-in bud

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:05:49 2023 No.54016111 File: 81 KB, 1280x720, 1657689778129534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016021 it's just money it's made up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:05:57 2023 No.54016117 >>54016047 >high interest rate

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:06:00 2023 No.54016119
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>>54016044
There was an FOMC day where everything JPOW said was bearish but the crowd kept laughing at everything and the market pumped for weeks before tanking

There was an FOMC day that was like +3% to -3% in an hour followed by blood for weeks.

The stock you pick doesn't fucking matter. It's what the talking heads decide to do. We are retesting 3750 and /smg/ is gonna get real quiet for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:06:32 2023 No.54016127 I WANT MY BABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACK I WANT MY

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:06:36 2023 No.54016128
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>>54016054
>In hindsight it made so much sense a bank over-weight on tech during a raising rate environment would blow up.
What's wild is it's not like it's holding the bag on payday loans to zero revenue ARKKshit. They're getting heemed by having to mark to market fucking mortgage backed securities and treasuries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:06:37 2023 No.54016132 Just did a quick flip on SI. Sorry you're all too slow

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:06:46 2023 No.54016134 >banking crisis, housing crisis, tech bubble popping, sky high zogflation, debt crisis, literally everything happening RIGHT NOW It's ogre

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:06:47 2023 No.54016135 >>54016111 jej

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:07:05 2023 No.54016140 File: 114 KB, 800x510, cbf2fe3e-2547-42c7-9820-479bc737d75e_800x510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016021 I keep telling you guys global finance is just fancy Calvinball.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:07:06 2023 No.54016141 >>54016119 >everything JPOW said They were more interested in how many black folx the Fed employs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:07:13 2023 No.54016143 >>54015779 UVXY MY BELOVED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:07:26 2023 No.54016151 >>54016016 6 month treasury bills is the only sane answer

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:08:17 2023 No.54016162 File: 690 KB, 2640x1438, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016132 A bounce off 2 standard deviations below VWAP is pretty much guaranteed money. Place stop loss at 3 sd. SI was an obvious easy play here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:08:24 2023 No.54016165 >>54016151 what stock do i buy for this? or how do i actually buy these?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:08:27 2023 No.54016167
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>>54016111
Speaking of made up, I guess they have some neutral naming policy of "Bank of [Whatever city the failing bank is in]". What happens when another Santa Clara bank goes under?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:08:48 2023 No.54016174 >>54015987 >retard buys something he doesn't understand >even though he was warned of exactly how it works >cries a river I told you so, dumbfuck. Lie in the bed you made.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:08:48 2023 No.54016175 >>54016016 KI pills

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:09:24 2023 No.54016188 >>54016028 >Pump your entire paycheck into wells fargo what's wrong w/ wells fargo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:09:41 2023 No.54016193 >>54016134 >Market closed >Credit crisis >Krugman comes to power It wasn't a meme. It was a prophecy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:09:42 2023 No.54016194 >>54016165 https://www.treasurydirect.gov

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:09:47 2023 No.54016198 File: 203 KB, 1170x1202, 43DBB065-2052-4031-9E27-F858819ACFDB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:09:50 2023 No.54016199 >>54016167 >What happens when another Santa Clara bank goes under? That wouldn't ever happen would it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:10:05 2023 No.54016202 >>54016167 Bank of Santa Clar-B

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:10:13 2023 No.54016205 >>54016151 >6 month treasury bills also if i buy these does it mean the bank cant take my money because the government owes me? i dont care about gains anymore i just dont want my money to disappear .

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:10:27 2023 No.54016217 >>54016143 I have 100 american shares with an average of $4.45. I wish I got more during yesterday dip

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:10:36 2023 No.54016219 File: 2.46 MB, 1502x1724, 1667382998732092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder: we warned you Reminder: you didn't listen

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:10:41 2023 No.54016221 >>54016202 jej

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:10:42 2023 No.54016223

>>54016165
buy TLT. fuck a little yield the long duration bond prices will make you money this year as we go into recession and cash flows out of equities into safety. Only think you'd have to really worry about is US defaulting which if that happens you're probably not that safe anywhere else.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:02 2023 No.54016230 File: 31 KB, 509x468, ok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So that's it? Bobo's big dump and SPY is still above 390?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:04 2023 No.54016231 SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:06 2023 No.54016232 >>54016140 greatest strip of all time. surprised it hasn't been cancelled yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:07 2023 No.54016233 >>54016198 God, Krugman is such a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:18 2023 No.54016238 File: 198 KB, 1575x1154, 1678386742077748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even know what's happening anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:29 2023 No.54016239 >>54016188 Nothing at all, do you really think I would purposely give you bad advice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:38 2023 No.54016243 File: 21 KB, 150x87, Woooo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE'RE GOING BACK DOWN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:41 2023 No.54016244 >>54016205 Banks won't take your money anyway. This isn't Cyprus and you don't have more than $250,000 in cash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:11:55 2023 No.54016248 >>54016119 The big boys have been being against the federal reserve for the past year. They do not have the capability to do this for another year. We are going to 2600 this year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:12:16 2023 No.54016259 YO, YOU MIGHT BE HECKING...........................................HOOOKED.COM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:12:23 2023 No.54016261 File: 72 KB, 720x895, Screenshot_20230310-121044_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 0dtes are pretty funny not gonna lie

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:12:41 2023 No.54016270 >>54016223 >Only think you'd have to really worry about is US defaulting which if that happens you're probably not that safe anywhere else. TLT will get massacred by new issuance when they strike a deal come June or July. Screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:12:54 2023 No.54016272 >>54016198 Krugman - the man who larped as Keynes so hard he became the biggest neoliberal shill. Textbook Greek tragedy material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:13:07 2023 No.54016277 File: 149 KB, 896x498, E8835930-28E9-4280-9838-4825A18BAD77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:13:17 2023 No.54016279 >>54016232 They got to RL Stine Goosbumps. Life is cruel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:13:24 2023 No.54016286 File: 60 KB, 1174x288, Screen Shot 2023-03-10 at 12.11.24 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's ok, Biden says everything is under control.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:13:28 2023 No.54016287 >>54016272 There was also the time someone put CP on his computer somehow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:13:31 2023 No.54016288 >>54016270 and when things get that desperate it will be monetized by the Fed. US can't afford high rates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:13:43 2023 No.54016291 >>54016230 SVB literally just failed anon, no one knows what’s going to happen now. Give it time

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:13:44 2023 No.54016292 >>54016239 >do you really think I would purposely give you bad advice? yes. yes i do

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:13:50 2023 No.54016294 File: 3.43 MB, 1024x576, 1678454325519137.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When the bail-ins get confirmed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:14:03 2023 No.54016296 >>54016016 ford is not making cars after 2030.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:14:04 2023 No.54016297 File: 452 KB, 644x480, 1264982821655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016111 IF ITS SO MADE UP THEN GIVE ME YOURS SO I CAN LIVE ANOTHER MONTH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:14:08 2023 No.54016300 >>54016217 There was a dip today, 450 and it’s dumping now as it reached 600

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:14:15 2023 No.54016303 SVB dood wat nou?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:14:25 2023 No.54016304 >>54016277 Should’ve put Ukraine in industrials

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:14:36 2023 No.54016307 File: 201 KB, 500x490, 65A940C8-69E7-43B8-8FC1-0A19C5D8CFF4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Who fell for the bull trap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:14:38 2023 No.54016308 >>54016294 did kelenskystein get to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:14:59 2023 No.54016314 File: 53 KB, 377x661, 1596139338171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016303 >>54016303 I highly enjoy this historical meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:15:00 2023 No.54016315 File: 100 KB, 935x631, tilt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016219 Reminder: we warned you Reminder: you didn't listen You returned to your room, to go to sleep. And now you are drowning. >>53231137 >>53231137 >>53231137

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:15:04 2023 No.54016316 >lazily short nasdaq >+20% up lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:15:12 2023 No.54016322 >>54016308 He's gay, so now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:15:46 2023 No.54016340 Are they gonna blame 0DTEs again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:15:54 2023 No.54016342 what is the safest stock to own right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:16:01 2023 No.54016345 File: 577 KB, 1920x1080, 1673028365281904.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016308 >Implying he fucks women, much less adults

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:16:04 2023 No.54016346 >>54016342 soxs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:03 2023 No.54016359 File: 645 KB, 972x1116, devilpepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016342 JPM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:10 2023 No.54016360 >>54016308 >female >too old no not his type

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:12 2023 No.54016361 >>54016270 >TLT will get massacred by new issuance >when they strike a deal come June or July. I'm genuinely curious what you are referring to. Can you please elaborate? >new issuance of shares of TLT or governmental bonds? Thanks in advance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:19 2023 No.54016365 File: 1.12 MB, 853x480, 1678137105226765.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016021 Yeah its just an llc basically. >>54016111

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:34 2023 No.54016369 File: 125 KB, 1080x1626, 1672447416583395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016342 no where is safe anon, you are going to own nothing and be happy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:38 2023 No.54016372 File: 334 KB, 973x624, 649CB038-8BC3-4311-ACD7-AD1CEE1B90D0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHEN IS IT GONNA COLLAPSE IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:54 2023 No.54016381 WHY DIDN'T I SHORT SBNY WHEN IT BOUNCED THIS MORNING WHAT THE FUCK IS MY PROBLEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:54 2023 No.54016380 >>54016286 Never been more happy to be short on this market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:55 2023 No.54016383 >>54016286 Oh, okay. >>54016345 >When you tell your friends you just bought a gram of coke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:17:55 2023 No.54016384 >SVB whats going on with the banks today? did they just freeze a stock? again??

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:18:01 2023 No.54016388 Guys, we’re heading toward a Huge liquidity crisis. This is bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:18:28 2023 No.54016402 >>54016342 Berkshire A

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:18:42 2023 No.54016408 I'm buying calls, being a pussy won't make you any money

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:18:44 2023 No.54016409 File: 225 KB, 600x600, pepe-huge-eyes-scared.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY just got halted

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:18:44 2023 No.54016410 >>54016372 the sheer amount of 0dte options that has been going on for months now is either creating the soft landing or delaying the inevitable

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:19:02 2023 No.54016415 File: 35 KB, 550x357, 1675357228946640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016383 Sheeeiiit she probably pulls gram lines.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:19:16 2023 No.54016419 >>54016384 Having the 18th largest bank in America fail and shut down overnight is not ideal

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:19:21 2023 No.54016422 >>54015170 Called it btw

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:19:33 2023 No.54016425 My friend works at SVB. His stock options are now worth [x]...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:19:37 2023 No.54016426 >>54016384 Bank run panick on overleveraged shit ones that cant pay their depositers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:19:38 2023 No.54016427 >>54016409 futures are still going

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:19:59 2023 No.54016431 >>54016044 >All memes aside has there ever been a more retarded day than this? yeah last year was a cpi or fomc day that had five reversals five times to screw retail plebs out of their stops/limits

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:20:22 2023 No.54016439
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Kek the cnbc talking heads are talking like its not a big deal and the one guy is screaming its the largest bank failure since Washington Mutal and everyone has lost the plot. A bank went bust in 2 days and no one seems concerned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:20:35 2023 No.54016447 >>54016303 Weet ik

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:20:46 2023 No.54016450 So how contagious is SVB? They had 200bn in assets and 175bn in deposits, what were their liabilities? Why did they collapse? I haven't followed it until yesterday and I have midterms. Any kind person willing to update me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:20:48 2023 No.54016451 what should i short , give me a list

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:21:20 2023 No.54016464 >>54016439 i saw that too lmao everyone was like bro stfu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:21:31 2023 No.54016471 stop sending money to ukraine and this wont happen anymore, otherwise we're nuking yellowstone zoggies

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:21:32 2023 No.54016472 File: 33 KB, 585x576, 1623265349206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016427 The future is halted

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:21:36 2023 No.54016474 >>54015964 I was great until the last 2 lines. THIS YEAR?!? lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:21:41 2023 No.54016475 >>54016450 they're the bank for like every vc backed unprofitable tech company. terrible for them, but probably won't effect the real economy.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:21:44 2023 No.54016477
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>People act like we are crack dealers. Nobody put a gun to their head and told them to buy a house they couldn't afford, and while you're at it, get a line of credit on that baby and buy a boat.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:21:59 2023 No.54016482
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Imagine sour hour into like a -2% day... I would make five figs ez rofl. Who the fuck would want to buy into the weekend

>please guys please don't sell
>I'm sure inflation is gonna be good
>we just have to increase taxes and increase the debt ceiling
>don't freak out guys
-president of the United States

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:22:02 2023 No.54016486 >>54016346 I haven't made any money on soxs yet

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:22:33 2023 No.54016497
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>>54016450
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:22:42 2023 No.54016502 File: 29 KB, 425x221, chart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016486 whats wrong with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:22:48 2023 No.54016503 >>54016475 Stop watching cnbc

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:22:57 2023 No.54016505 >>54016471 I don’t think you really understand, crying about sending money on 4channel will have no effect on wether they continue or not

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:23:07 2023 No.54016507 >>54016450 Because us treasuries got rekt in the last year and we’re over leveraged. Everyone thought they were safe but got rekt on bonds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:23:20 2023 No.54016509 >>54016497 so it's highly contagious? >>54016475 so it's not highly contagious?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:23:28 2023 No.54016512 File: 36 KB, 583x274, Inbound-call-centers-services.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:23:33 2023 No.54016515 >>54016474 >THIS YEAR Lol, didn't even notice that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:23:36 2023 No.54016517 >>54016450 Unable to generate profit to pay deposits leading to cash burn. Those worried pulled money. Bank was forced to book a massive loss selling treasuries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:23:46 2023 No.54016521 >>54016503 i don't, i listen to twitter anons

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:23:51 2023 No.54016522

>>54016361
>I'm genuinely curious what you are referring to.
Can you please elaborate?
Yellen can't issue new debt because of the debt ceiling and is relying on Jew trickery ("etxraordinary measures") plus drawing down her checking account (the treasury general account at the Fed) to keep the government running. That show stops and the US formally defaults around June or July unless a deal is hammered out to raise the debt ceiling.

Once she's allowed to borrow more, Yellen will sell a fuckton of bonds to unwind the extraordinary measures and replenish the TGA. Imagine it like a company that's scheduled to do a massive share dilution.

>of shares of TLT or governmental bonds?
Bonds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:08 2023 No.54016530 >>54016342 NEO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:15 2023 No.54016535 File: 277 KB, 1080x2340, Lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wtf the stock market is this easy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:17 2023 No.54016537 File: 1.98 MB, 720x900, 1675298680489069.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54015964 >SVB is the first FDIC-insured institution to fall this year. >first this year Are they expecting more?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:21 2023 No.54016538 File: 322 KB, 640x360, 46F255A0-FE8F-4222-8727-10C781FEF968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016497 fucking screaming

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:30 2023 No.54016542 I thought all of the Silicon Valley dorks kept their money in crypto.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:45 2023 No.54016548 >>54016419 Imagine the smell of other regional banks' holdings. SVB is just a canary in the coal mine. I'm dumping everything and buying 2Y treasuries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:45 2023 No.54016549 >>54016381 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT JUST KEEPS GOING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:47 2023 No.54016551 after svb what is the next bank to get fucked i need to get rich from this pls i need to know what to short i wanna make it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:52 2023 No.54016555 >>54016425 Shares? Pennies on the dollar, if he's lucky. Options? Unironically zero.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:24:52 2023 No.54016556 >>54016507 holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled in the history of capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:25:05 2023 No.54016560 >>54016535 If its good enough to screenshot just sell it

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:25:31 2023 No.54016569
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>>54016450
>>54016507
Its extremely contagious because they probably have to keep selling to pay off deposits. Plus other banks and funds are also over leveraged on bonds probably just like them. They just had more money still since they havent gone bust yet. Few more months or few more rate hikes and these other funds will start to break.
>>54016464
kek now theyre like if its just this one its ok. This is word for word 2008. We absolutely live in a simulation.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:25:34 2023 No.54016571

>>54016507
Oh, so you're thinking (or is this confirmed with a source) that they leveraged bonds and got annihilated. Good. I've really hated the phenomenon of tech-bros thinking they can waltz into finance and just be le young reformer of the entire industry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:25:35 2023 No.54016573 >>54016542 >he fell for /pol/ memes lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:25:37 2023 No.54016574 >>54016535 Sometimes it is. Today it was. Take some profits before next week they could do 25bps and heem you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:25:40 2023 No.54016577 File: 2.74 MB, 392x700, 090123048120394123.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I realize SVB failed because they weren't 100% diversity hires only 99%

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Mar 10 17:26:10 2023 No.54016586 >>54016551 Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo take your fucking pick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:26:23 2023 No.54016589 File: 2.89 MB, 545x875, 1674766541639719.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016537 Look at the absolute state of the US and ask yourself that question again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:26:35 2023 No.54016595 >>54016517 So do we know specifically how much they lost?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:26:55 2023 No.54016602
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Does anyone else feel like the response to a fucking major bank going under is weirdly muted?
Like, this isn't an every day occurrence, yet the markets are acting like a minor blip just happened

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:26:56 2023 No.54016603 >>54016589 Stop posting this stupid fucking roastie bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:26:58 2023 No.54016604 >IWM LOD Great googly moogly

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:27:29 2023 No.54016613 >>54016589 She's cute but these videos are unnecessary. Monday Economic Calendar is practically empty. POOMP OR DOOMP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:27:30 2023 No.54016614 >>54016589 I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:03 2023 No.54016623 >SBNY I told you…I TOLD YOU ALL. I AM VINDICATED WHO HELD THEIR PUTS? WHO?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:04 2023 No.54016624 File: 35 KB, 600x539, Golden Laughing Crying Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016474 Hey, at least it's not "this week".

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:08 2023 No.54016625 >>54016602 it's just the first one this year bro calm down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:09 2023 No.54016626 >>54016439 >>54016464 >>54016569 It's way bigger than I imagined. Based banking retards gambling like it's crypto. Are there any other banks that are known to be at risk, or will it be a surprise also?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:21 2023 No.54016629 >>54016586 by what days do you think those stocks will be blood red

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:26 2023 No.54016632 >>54016602 financial interests control the media they are not positioned yet for the gravity of the situation so muted coverage until they position correctly, then news full blast

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:26 2023 No.54016631 VVIX. The Monkeys Are Howling. From The Top Of The Trees. For They Know Why The Forest Has Started Smelling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:30 2023 No.54016634 >>54016602 Exit liquidity. You must expect a massive bull move before it's time to sell everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:35 2023 No.54016637 do bank regulators even fuckin do anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:41 2023 No.54016640 File: 2.75 MB, 650x850, 1673617579064364.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016586 Oh hey baggot, were you serving a 3 day? This thread was strangely less Jewish the last couple of days.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Mar 10 17:28:45 2023 No.54016643 >>54016602 >major bank They were a meme bank that held meme money. Nobody actually gives a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:46 2023 No.54016644 >>54016016 Long ASO, you may be a little late but it's a beloved and strong Texas company with devout customers, they sell outdoor equipment and clothes/apparel

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:52 2023 No.54016649 File: 99 KB, 533x1024, 78654333456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seeing a lot of small & mid cap stocks back at 2008 levels. When do people start roping?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:28:55 2023 No.54016650

>>54016571
Someone posted thier balance sheet yesterday. Their "held to maturity" section could cover everything, but the VCs did a bank run. The vale at this moment is far less than the value at maturity so they're insolvent. A dollar later us worthless if you need a dime now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:03 2023 No.54016656 >>54016589 damn who is her fren she cute?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:09 2023 No.54016659 >>54016623 I ONLY SHORTED 1K WORTH Fuck me I really looked at that bounce this morning and decided to wait. I fucking hate myself. Easy 20% and it's going to get worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:10 2023 No.54016660 >>54016602 We’ve been in a bear market for so long everyone is coping that it’ll get better. “Bank runs are bullish” type shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:32 2023 No.54016665 >>54016640 I assure you anon, I'm 10x more jewish than baggie could ever be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:33 2023 No.54016666 >>54016589 shes perfect

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:34 2023 No.54016667
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>>54016602
>major
Its a regional bank heavily exposed to tech, until the contagion spreads farther no panic.

As a wise man once said; 'Now's not the time for fear, that comes later.'

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:39 2023 No.54016669

>>54016602
Yes. Its all "well if its just this one". Lmao no way these people can believe that nonsense.
>>54016626
Idk other banks that did this. We dont always know anyway since they dont all report their exact positions. But yeah others loaded up on MBS and Bonds at max leverage just before the fed hiked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:56 2023 No.54016672 >>54016571 They got destroyed by a well timed cash pull while yields shot up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:29:59 2023 No.54016673 >>54016451 You can look for stocks with low ratings by analysts. I just did this and found stocks like: SCCO, DDS, FIZZ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:30:04 2023 No.54016674 >>54016602 two more weeks to flatten the bank run curve trust the science and mask up chud the adults are in charge now!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:30:13 2023 No.54016676 >>54016602 SVB is contained. The fundamentals of our economy are strong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:30:27 2023 No.54016679 who presses the button to just freeze a fucking stock

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:30:40 2023 No.54016683 WAL bros we have been halted aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:30:40 2023 No.54016682 >>54016577 I was expecting him to get splatted by a truck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:30:53 2023 No.54016688 >>54016650 Got it. So it's still unknown how much got taken out. >>54016669 So it is a contagion risk, and talking heads are underplaying it. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:31:14 2023 No.54016694 >>54016667 What's Bane invested in? Puts on Wayne Industries?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:31:14 2023 No.54016693 File: 2.16 MB, 576x1024, 1678312332585359.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016665 That's literally impossible.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Mar 10 17:31:29 2023 No.54016699 >>54016676 >The fundamentals of our economy are strong. If our fundamentals are so damn strong, why is the largest meme bank in Commiefornia going under?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:31:43 2023 No.54016700 >>54016643 18th largest, 200bn in assets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:31:57 2023 No.54016704 Ask ChatGPT what happens when a bank collapses. It’s not looking good

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:32:24 2023 No.54016712 >>54016602 1. its contained, the exposure to the big 4 is small 2. this needed to happen 3. priced in and bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:32:28 2023 No.54016715 File: 1.39 MB, 232x198, QUI (Giga).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Financial regulators have closed Silicon Valley Bank and taken control of its deposits. Who are these "regulators"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:32:35 2023 No.54016719 >>54016679 Tim Nyse. He's on LinkedIn. You can also message him on Bloomberg.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:32:49 2023 No.54016723 >>54016679 Some random wagie

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:32:52 2023 No.54016724 >>54016667 It's a bit more than regional. They have offices in canada and the UK, hongkong, israel, china, and germany as well. It was also the 18th largest bank in america not long ago. It's obviously not JPM or WF, but still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:32:53 2023 No.54016725 VVIX Over 100. Tell Me Why The Forest Isn't Quiet Anymore. Tell Me Why The Forest Smells So Bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:33:08 2023 No.54016729 >>54016450 They collapsed because they lent money to worthless tech companies who are now predictably going bankrupt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:33:13 2023 No.54016730 >>54016715 >he doesnt know young woman named stacey with business degrees in which they learned nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:33:17 2023 No.54016735 >>54016551 then next most diverse one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:33:19 2023 No.54016736 >>54016704 I have the leaked LLaMa model running on my desktop. It's non-pozzed but it takes 4 hours to give a response to a question. I'll ask it though and report back

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Mar 10 17:33:33 2023 No.54016740 >>54016700 >18th largest Out of what? 20 banks? C'mon, they're a fucking meme and their customers will just go to alternative financial service providers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:33:37 2023 No.54016742 File: 9 KB, 450x450, 951764_paper-egg-carton-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016693

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:33:59 2023 No.54016745 >>54016679 Who??? Who???

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:34:11 2023 No.54016750 File: 1.04 MB, 1203x709, Screenshot 2023-03-10 093349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016640 that looks safe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:34:29 2023 No.54016756 >another v recovery What the fuck is this shit

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:34:43 2023 No.54016760

>Stupid fucking meme bank that literally no one cared about until last night "goes under"
Oh wow and then what happens? The feds swoop in and save the day, also known as "generating money out of thin air", the bank owners are made whole and stay rich as fuck, the depositors get bailed out, and only the most underwater and irresponsible people get fucked. This is unironically a nothingburger. Again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:34:53 2023 No.54016765 File: 66 KB, 800x480, 1436486862519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016694 Fire and fire rising accessories, also short all airlines. A little bit of UUUU.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:35:00 2023 No.54016766 >>54016725 did you guys finally learn to shit in the forest instead of the street?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:35:02 2023 No.54016768

>>54016693
Here's some talmudic wisdom for you gentiles.
וא"ר יצחק לעולם יהא כספו של אדם מצוי בידו שנאמר וצרת הכסף בידך וא"ר יצחק לעולם ישליש אדם את מעותיו שליש בקרקע ושליש בפרקמטיא ושליש תחת ידו

It means
And apropos that verse, Rabbi Yitzḥak says: A person’s money should always be found in his possession. He should not invest all of his money, leaving him with no money available for expenditures, as it is stated: “And you shall bind up the money in your hand.” And Rabbi Yitzḥak says: A person should always divide his money into three; he should bury one-third in the ground, and invest one-third in business [bifrakmatya], and keep one-third in his possession.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:35:07 2023 No.54016769 File: 17 KB, 500x307, Just baghold MBSes for 30 years bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016740 The worry is that other financial institutions are in the same position, especially if SVB goes under and drains liquidity further.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:35:08 2023 No.54016770
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we're currently in the "final maneuvers" phase
most of the major institutions will somewhat hold back the crash temporarily so that they can position themselves to receive it positively
in the afternoon, we'll be back to crabbing
after hours there might be a few who can't keep it in the pants and pop some small drops
but the real timeline is next week Monday or so when all the big players are positioned correctly and they are no longer holding back the crash
they timed it on a Friday too for this purpose
when Monday comes around, the media coverage begins, it'll be all according to procedure
for now, it's as if nothing is happening

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:35:24 2023 No.54016773 >>54016667 >regional bank heavily Yeah dont be fooled by the word regional. Its $200-300 billion. Thats more than most of the banks in 08.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:35:29 2023 No.54016774 File: 14 KB, 308x500, 1623491218449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we're healing. guess it was an overreaction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:35:55 2023 No.54016777 >>54016760 >meme bank >18th largest bank >over 200billion in assets >second largest collapse ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:36:12 2023 No.54016783 The thing with that bank that failed was they loaned money out to tech startups mostly. So your mom and pop credit union/regional banks that deal with everyday personal accounts and the big 4 won't really be effected at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:36:17 2023 No.54016785 File: 2.41 MB, 288x512, womyn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016693

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:36:20 2023 No.54016787 Don't traders have to massively outperform just to offset the hit from taxes on their realized gains?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:36:27 2023 No.54016790 RIP BOIL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:36:45 2023 No.54016792 File: 188 KB, 604x381, baggot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016768 Well hold on let's give baggot a chance to drop some scripture as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:36:49 2023 No.54016793 >>54016774 It's MMs fucking options enjoyers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:37:12 2023 No.54016797 File: 117 KB, 1080x1129, 1646067607682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have to say: despite the recent heeming I received, at least the market picked up and it made these /smg/ interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:37:15 2023 No.54016800 /biz/, this week I did my first ever profitable set of choices since I started trading. I sold everything on Monday, some for profit but mostly for losses, and went hard on shorting DAX on the Wednesday top. stocks for this feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:37:24 2023 No.54016805 >>54016768 Blessed. Have a lovely shabbos

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:37:25 2023 No.54016806 File: 253 KB, 1278x696, LolLmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016783 >and the big 4 won't really be effected at all. OHNONONONO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:37:39 2023 No.54016810 File: 22 KB, 366x239, krip salt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016790 >it will never be at or above 7 dollars ever again >bought in at 6.3

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:37:54 2023 No.54016814 >>54016787 Unless you trade in a Roth IRA, traditional IRA, or 401k. Also Biden is about to screw everyone over by making long term capital gains taxed the same as short term, so traders and Boglehead types will both be equally fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:38:12 2023 No.54016819 >>54016768 I could see a jew telling everyone to bury 1/3 of their money in the ground right after he invented the metal detector or something rofl

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Mar 10 17:38:13 2023 No.54016820 >>54016777 after we had 2 years of 40% inflation? if this was a real collapse it would dwarf anything prior. again you're just making our point that this is a nothing burger. Buy XLF calls and thank me later once this all blows over.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:38:34 2023 No.54016828

I have 30k and no debt. I need to somehow turn this 100k so I can get a house. I can contribute $500 a week from what I make from my job after all my usual expenses and having fun. I just dont see the best way to grow it to 100k, I am financially retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:38:39 2023 No.54016829 File: 14 KB, 300x300, fug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, I'm getting raped. Just gotta keep DCAing right bros? Haha...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:38:54 2023 No.54016834 File: 23 KB, 471x388, pepe-laughing-inside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016819 bro that is a stereotype.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:38:54 2023 No.54016836 >>54016806 Oh 0.2M, that's not so bad. 200k's a rounding error.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:02 2023 No.54016841 >>54016477 A line of credit is irrelevant. If you need money you can just sell your windows and doors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:03 2023 No.54016842 >>54016814 >Also Biden is about to screw everyone over by making long term capital gains taxed the same as short term, so traders and Boglehead types will both be equally fucked. Not going to pass. His entire budget was just politics for 2024.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:15 2023 No.54016843 File: 925 KB, 1280x720, 187117991_175854557755775_2463251370965698374_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016806 This is not good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:15 2023 No.54016844 >>54016800 Checked. BIL so you won't ruin a good week on Friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:18 2023 No.54016845 >>54016522 Ty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:24 2023 No.54016847 >>54016820 >baggie is chilling for the banks you just made my point thank you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:28 2023 No.54016849 >>54016836 pretty sure its in thousands so .2m is actually 200 million

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:30 2023 No.54016850 Presented for your AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lunch break. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQkB4i0KQa8

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:31 2023 No.54016851 ah yes 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:41 2023 No.54016853 >>54016777 why even repond to it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:50 2023 No.54016855 >>54016814 Wait what? Long term is about to get treated the same as short term? Doesn't that entirely defeat the point of long holding?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:39:51 2023 No.54016856 >>54016829 Hahaha we’re going to be fine arent we? Right!?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Fri Mar 10 17:40:00 2023 No.54016861 >>54016792 Z i denounce the talmud Z Z i denounce the /uhg/trannys Z Z i denounce the trannyjannies Z

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:40:09 2023 No.54016863 Imagine a world where the jewish people are not attempting to make profit from the lives of gentiles

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:40:10 2023 No.54016864 >>54016842 Didn't Obama's debt ceiling deal in the early 2010's get us something like a 5% tax hike on rich people "to fund Medicare"? Same shit, different decade. Republicans still have no spine.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:40:27 2023 No.54016871

>>54016819
That's actually covered in the same place (this is bava metzia 40ish, by the way):
§ Shmuel says: There is safeguarding for money only in the ground. Rava said: And Shmuel concedes if one received a deposit on Shabbat eve at twilight, that the Rabbis did not impose upon him to bury it in the ground immediately. And if, at the conclusion of Shabbat, he delayed and did not bury the money within the period of time needed to bury it, he is liable to pay the owner if it is stolen. And if the one who deposited the money is a Torah scholar and the bailee thought: Perhaps he requires money for havdala, and that is the reason that he did not bury the money immediately, then he may delay burying the money a bit longer.
The Gemara comments: And now that rummagers, who dig to find and steal buried property, are commonplace, there is safeguarding for money only in the beams of the roof of a house. The Gemara comments: And now that dismantlers, who attempt to find and steal property hidden in beams, are commonplace, there is safeguarding for money only between the bricks of a wall. Rava said: And Shmuel concedes that money can be safeguarded in the wall or, alternatively, between the corners of the house. And now that tappers, who tap on walls to find and steal property hidden there, are commonplace, there is safeguarding for money only in the handbreadth of the wall adjacent to the ground or in the handbreadth of the wall adjacent to the ceiling, as tapping on the wall will not reveal their existence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:40:41 2023 No.54016880 >>54016797 Who is this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:40:44 2023 No.54016883 Why is schwab dumping so much? I thought they were supposed to be financially conservative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:40:45 2023 No.54016884 >>54016766 The Monkeys. Screaming. Howling. From The Top Of The Trees. Scared To Come Down. Why Does The Forest Smell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:12 2023 No.54016893 >>54016880 Leader of the free world chud. Deal with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:12 2023 No.54016892 File: 156 KB, 862x824, OhRight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016836 >>54016849 250bil total.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:13 2023 No.54016894 >>54016855 Don't worry, I think that proposal only applies to millionaires. For now :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:20 2023 No.54016897 >>54016843 >Ay Tone, we can’t find dis FDIC guy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:22 2023 No.54016898 File: 63 KB, 900x670, 1645655132862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016880 Global leader Sanna Marin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:31 2023 No.54016906 >>54016855 Based Biden dabbing on the "buy-and-hold" index owning wimps who keep posting in my day trader general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:31 2023 No.54016904 >>54016863 ok i mean if you want to undo the entirety of european colonialism and go back to being an enslaved peasant getting oppressed by literal inbred retards go ahead

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:35 2023 No.54016907 >>54016863 the yin yang reality is that another group would have to step up to be the usurers lets thank the chosenites for willingly damning themselves so our families can remain pure

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:42 2023 No.54016909 File: 59 KB, 343x317, sweating lex luthor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016856 Surely the fate of of the economy is in good hands...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:47 2023 No.54016910 File: 487 KB, 592x767, 0098BBA3-7EE7-4998-A849-DA7175F9F959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016589 I love her so much bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:41:54 2023 No.54016912 Thread theme of the day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ62RzJkYUo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:42:20 2023 No.54016918 >sp500 down 0.40% >Every beer is losing their mind So this is the power of financial collapse?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:42:36 2023 No.54016926 File: 461 KB, 454x534, Screen Shot 2023-03-10 at 10.42.08 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016892 >Those billions? >Yeah, no idea where they went.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:42:37 2023 No.54016928 >>54016883 Some bullshit SEC rule just got announced that keeps them from screwing clients in some way that makes them a lot of money, I think. Not related to SVB in any way, just weird timing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:42:41 2023 No.54016932 >>54016898 >leader Malcom X has a few things to say about such leaders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:42:45 2023 No.54016934 >>54016834 >metal detector invented by Dr Gerhard fisher >a German refugee He really was a jew.. I didn't even know rofl

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:42:49 2023 No.54016937 File: 455 KB, 533x962, 2F280991-1B3B-456C-B2C9-E86C543F9ACC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016603

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:42:51 2023 No.54016939 >>54016715 Qui are those regulators?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:03 2023 No.54016946 File: 1.52 MB, 640x360, 1635175359470.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016861 Well that doesn't seem very kosher baggot. I highly recommend you visit your nearest synagogue immediately and repent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:03 2023 No.54016947 >>54016814 Is this bullish or bearish for property values?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:16 2023 No.54016953 >>54016672 >>54016571 Also some big shot newsletter told everyone they were insolvent or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:24 2023 No.54016955 >>54016884 bananas are in trees, why would the monkeys ever come down?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:24 2023 No.54016954 >>54016907 "Someone will do the evil, might as well be us" This cowardly state of mind needs to be expelled from the gene pool

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:37 2023 No.54016960 >>54016897 >His balance sheet looked like shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:37 2023 No.54016959 File: 185 KB, 1047x1672, 1651604851939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016932 I'm being facetious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:39 2023 No.54016961 >>54016101 If you're not in the stock market to become a millionaire some day then gtfo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:49 2023 No.54016965 >>54016884 the forest got gender affirming surgery and didn't realize it's gaping axe wound would permenantaly smell like feces. The forest must dilate

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:43:49 2023 No.54016963 >>54016814 Roth IRA chads rise up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:44:03 2023 No.54016968 >>54016883 Insiders sold a fuck ton of shares

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:44:31 2023 No.54016977 File: 68 KB, 714x574, 1678470259427.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016946 >ketchup

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:44:35 2023 No.54016980 >>54016954 sadly i think thats part of human nature, the majority of people see things that way

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:44:45 2023 No.54016982 >>54016928 >just weird timing Yeah... just weird timing. Nothing to see here goy :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:44:49 2023 No.54016984 >>54016883 Insolvency is near

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:45:04 2023 No.54016989 >>54016955 >>54016965 VVIX is over 100 and you fucking idiots are joking about poop and trannies? Get a grip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:45:05 2023 No.54016991 This is some insane crabbing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:45:05 2023 No.54016990 >>54016954 i wanna do as much evil as i possibly can this also results in my genes profilerating more than yours suck it loser. blame god or git gud

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:45:07 2023 No.54016992 >>54016986 >>54016986 >>54016986

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:45:49 2023 No.54017002 >>54016132 Just got another one on TRKA. Why are you guys sleeping on free money?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:46:21 2023 No.54017019

>>54016918
i hate retarded comments like this. implying the only time anyone should be worried is when the collapse is literally destroying the world. its like if a gunman was shooting up a mall and moving towards you and you say "Why are you worried? he hasnt killed you yet."

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:46:27 2023 No.54017023 >>54016980 It can end at any time. It only keeps going because you think is has to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:46:40 2023 No.54017027 >>54016871 >hidden jew gold isn't a meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:46:46 2023 No.54017028 >>54016814 Biden is a lame duck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:48:00 2023 No.54017065 File: 90 KB, 703x490, 1677998437604254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016693 >being in your 30's and using TikTok like this it's literally over for women

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:48:21 2023 No.54017075 >>54017027 Of course it's not. Why would it be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:48:47 2023 No.54017090 File: 212 KB, 1199x748, 9989BC25-4B74-4A27-BE1E-ADBADB96A043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016679 You know who

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:49:19 2023 No.54017099 >>54016844 Not a burger muyguy, but thanks for looking out

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:49:25 2023 No.54017104 >>54016742 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:49:31 2023 No.54017108 >>54016946 When she winds up dead will they use the tattoo for the wanted poster?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:49:51 2023 No.54017116 >>54016174 So jepi bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:51:21 2023 No.54017161 File: 219 KB, 889x1024, 0F1ACAFA-DF94-4D4E-B178-E088E5BC5C35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54016955 >bananas are in trees They’re also free. Don’t tell anyone

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:51:24 2023 No.54017163

>>54017116
It's the same problem as always: don't invest in things you don't understand.
JEPI isn't inherently bad, but you WILL get all the downside of holding a S&P500 index without the upside. It is a great choice when S&P500 crabs, it's a shit choice in any other circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:55:59 2023 No.54017268 >>54015964 175b in deposits, yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 17:56:35 2023 No.54017285 >>54016982 I'm open to any schizo dot connecting theory but despite both being "vaguely financial stuff" yuge brokers aren't regional banks. You'd have an easier time tying, I dunno, the plunge in CAT shares to price action in gold miners.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 18:02:41 2023 No.54017421 >>54016946 BULLISH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 18:11:59 2023 No.54017633 >>54015779 SLURP TURDS FUCK OFF!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 18:15:27 2023 No.54017712 >>54015779 What stocks will beat inflation and are low risk considering how fucked up interest rates are? My hypothesis is that housing will crash and I want to have my cash both protected and ready to scoop up a cheap 10+ acre lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 18:16:55 2023 No.54017747 I wonder how many tech millionaires were holding cash in SVB waiting for the crash to buy back in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 19:27:09 2023 No.54019472 >>54016031 Tel Aviv is woke faggot pozzed nigger lover libshit central. t. Jew

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