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54015396 No.54015396 [Reply] [Original]

>feel like a complete retard at work for the past year
>get a 4/5 performance review and maximum raise/bonus
>boss tells me he's going to try to get me promoted to manager
what should i buy with my $15k bonus?

>> No.54015420

It's comedy gold how all retards get promoted to manager so the competent can actually do the heavy lifting. I think there's a name for this phenomena. Anyway, OP, buy some nice kitchen wares.

>> No.54015452

>>54015420
i think the bar is just set really low because most people are more retarded than me. i work in accounting. i found billions of dollars of reporting errors just by asking obvious questions and grilling retarded managers and directors on their stupid decisions.

>> No.54015461

>>54015420
Dilbert Principle

>> No.54015474

>>54015420
> It's comedy gold how all retards get promoted to manager so the competent can actually do the heavy lifting.

EQ>>>>>>IQ

No one wants some awkward incel telling them what to do. Awkward incels in cross functional meetings aren’t going to be able to get buy in from stakeholders. Awkward incels are good at sitting down for 9+ hours writing strings of code or getting really autistic about designing something.

>> No.54015536

>>54015461
>>54015461
>Dilbert
You mean the world famous Nazi cartoon?