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>person who doesn't know a debit from a credit starts talking about finance

>> No.54013109
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>person who has never run a business and isn't even in management r starts talking about how to be an entrepreneur

>> No.54013175

>>54013109
>an obese woman gives financial advice

>> No.54013199

>>54013018
accounting chads... we can't stop winning....

>> No.54013241

>>54013175
>obese HR woman with a psychology major is the one in charge of deciding whether i know about finances or not for a sales representative position

>> No.54013792

>>54013018
>>54013199
>the 22yr old 1st year accounting student starts talking about business and finance

>> No.54013841

>>54013018
>person who doesn't know a debit from a credit
what. this literally isnt possible. no such person exists.

>> No.54013854

>>54013018
20 yo millennial quotes billionaires to sell financial advice on yt

>> No.54014520

>>54013199
Based accountant standing tall even when the CS students are finally humbled.

>> No.54015025

>>54013018
There's a difference?

>> No.54016317

>>54013018
the worst are the retards that think credit cards are a scam. that's what redpilled me on the stupidity of /pol/chuds

>> No.54016417

>>54013018
It's spelled 'debt' you fucking retard.

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>person without a Bentley wants to tell me "how to make it"

>> No.54016453

>>54013199
Even after getting laid off, they probably made triple our salary over the past few years, so they can kick back and relax. Fuck this major...

>> No.54016478

>>54016453
>getting an accounting degree and cpa
>staying in accounting
you get what you deserve
>t. credit union ceo

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>>54013018
>cfo hosts a seminar about recent valuation slashes and what it means for our options
>q/a is financially illiterate retards asking difference between options and rsus

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>friend starts talking about their bank account being basically empty
They act like it's the bank's fault for charging them for shit they bought at a random time instead of the one specific 3 hour window when they had money in their account.

>about to mention the next place I'm traveling to and they say they're putting our restaurant meal on a 6 week repayment program in an app

>friends spend hundreds a week on restaurants but claim they can't pay off their student loans

Gentlemen, it's time for me to ditch my lower class poorfag friends. How do I make friends with people who don't suck at money? Do I need to hang out at a golf course? I'm willing to do it but I want friends in 20s-30s age range, not geriatrics.

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Debit is the card they give when you dont have a job, credit is the one they give to the wagies.

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>>54016317
They're not really a scam, more of a g*yim trap. There's a sweet spot of retards getting paid more than they can intellectually manage for themselves, so the credit card allows them to pay 25% more than the sticker price and unburden them of "savings" or "investments". And let's be real, they're happier this way. They get bigger toys, now, when they want them, and they don't have to think about hard things like "interest rates" or "budgeting". A good g*y can live their entire life carrying multiple credit cards maxed out making minimum payments, the principal of which can be easily recouped by the lender when the borrower passes away by liquidating all their personal belongings.

If you're not a good g*y, you can simply pay off the balance each month or eschew credit cards altogether.

>> No.54017309

>>54013841
You have too much faith in other people

>> No.54017370

>>54013018
op is me but I still provide licensed financial advice. hAHAHHA.

>> No.54018890

>>54016317
This is a good one. I respect people who say they don't trust themselves with one, but acting like getting 3% back on Amazon purchases and paying nothing for it as long as you pay it off at the end of the month is a scam is dumb.

>>54016417
Top-tier bait.

>>54016705
I seriously don't know what their problem is. The young-millennials seem to be the worst with money. Some of them are findom-tier in their need to spend all their money on inane shit. At least boomers buy boats and kitchen remodelings.