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>fresh out of uni
>first week of work
>first time working in a proper office, only did blue collar jobs during uni
>thought I would finally be amongst civilised, intelligent peers
>go to bathroom to pee
>colleague goes in the urinal right next to mine (there were plenty of others free, we're just the two of us)
>starts talking to me, casually, as if we were in the fucking pantry getting snacks
>can't pee
>pretend I finished
>go wash hands, he's still talking to me, from his urinal
>have to pretend I have something urgent to just get the fuck out of this bathroom

What the hell is wrong with office workers, also I could hear him pee, it was a long solid stream he wasn't embarrassed at all. What should I do, should I tell HR or confront him on his behaviour?

>> No.54010510

bro obviously wanted to make friend you sperg. thats how men befriend each other - cozy urine talk. make it up to him by invite him to take a piss with you next time

>> No.54010527

>>54010493
you'll soon find out that the office is just adult day care. its just like school.

>> No.54010550

>>54010493
What's wrong with zoomers?
Why can't they ever hold a 5 minute conversation?
This new kid that joined our team won't ever look anyone in the eye when talking to them and he always says sorry at the end of every conversation.
I even told him to stop saying sorry all the time and he responded by saying sorry.

>> No.54010552

>>54010493
No but seriously I physically cannot pee with someone next to me like this pretty sure he could see everything from where he stood I really don't know how to feel about this

>> No.54010579

it's amazing how completely undersocialized zoomers are
I know a guy who now refuses to hire people under 30 for his small business because they are so bad at literally everything

>> No.54010581

>>54010493
ZOOMER INCEL FROGPOSTING PIECE OF NEET WORTHLESS SHIT WITHOUT SOCIAL AWARENESS GETTING ABSOLUTE MOGGED

M
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G
G
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D

>> No.54010594

>>54010493
I have to sit with a bunch of finance people behind me that talk about me and comment on everything I do, thinking I can't hear. They are just jealous because I get paid double what they do. People aren't professional at all, fucking pigs the lot of them.

>> No.54010601

>>54010493
Just ask him to hold your hand next time so you can calm down and let it flow.

>> No.54010615

>>54010550
>What's wrong with zoomers?
>Why can't they ever hold a 5 minute conversation?
>This new kid that joined our team won't ever look anyone in the eye when talking to them and he always says sorry at the end of every conversation.
>I even told him to stop saying sorry all the time and he responded by saying sorry.
that's basically me when i was 17 and even today a bit
we grow up without fathers and in school get told that men are cancer

>> No.54010621

>>54010510
This.
Next time, offer to dab off his urine residual with some toilet paper so he can tuck it in dry.

>> No.54010638

>>54010493
Cross streams and start a sword fight with him like a real man
Turn that bathroom into a scene from the Pee-musketeers

>> No.54010649

>>54010493
Checked

>> No.54010653

>>54010493
OHHH NNOO HOW AWKWAAAARD!!!!
It's like HELLO Mr-Boomer!?

>> No.54010742
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54010742

>>54010579
Why do I have to be social in order to do work?
Is my productivity tied to how many times I've exchanged pleasantries with you?

For me personally I always make sure to bring up depressing topics so that anyone around me is sucked into a vortex of negativity
Oh what suddenly can't handle talking boom boom? Whats wrong, cat got your tongue? Is talking about your imminent future where you own nothing not a sociable enough topic?

>Yeah joe that football game sure was great but have you ever heard of the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum? How about we trying summoning a demon after the barcode?

>> No.54010937

>>54010493
Report him to HR right now. Boomers are ruining the workplace you shouldn't have to deal with that ancient shit

>> No.54010951

>>54010493
Wait till you have jeets start working in the office, and how stinky the toilets get.

>> No.54011246

>>54010951
>implying they'll use the loo

>> No.54011304

>>54011246
I'm in the UK, we had a load of jeets come over working for IBM for some IT project. Half the office was jeets. They would all bring in tuperware boxes of curry to share together at lunch and speak in hindi. The toilets man.... I will never forget the smell. They had to move to hourly cleaning schedule.

>> No.54011390

>>54010493
Just go to the stall to be retard

>> No.54011483

>54010581
>zoomer
>frogposting
This has to be a bot. Kikes hate esoteric frogs

>> No.54011549

>>54010527
This. Then retirement homes are adult daycare. Life is daycare then you die. But tell me: could a toddler rape?

>> No.54011929

>>54010615
No you stupid faggot don't blame school for your autism own up to your own flaws

>> No.54011951

>>54010493
>normal people piss talk
what's his endgoal biz???

>> No.54011976

>>54010493
Was he asian?
I'm on a business trip in asia and they literally do this.
They go to the bathroom together and then stand right next to each other in the urinals and chat while they piss.
As an atomized westerner it's bizarre.

>> No.54012540

>>54010493
I was just like you when I was in middle school. It got so bad that I couldn't use public urnials AT ALL. This went on into my 20s. At 22, I trooned out. It's been 13 years since then and my bathroom dysphoria is way better now.

>> No.54012663

>>54010527
>>54011549
This and this, it's all just fucking daycare. The only way you win in this world is to do things differently or you will live and die the way your handlers want you to

>> No.54012689

>>54010493
I laughed so fucking hard at this post. Thank you for that, anon

>> No.54013599
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54013599

>>54010493
My buddy got knocked out for telling the bloke next to him he had a nice cock. He was off his face on ecstasy and thought he was being nice. It went something like this
>Nice dick, bro, who did your circ?
>gets punched out in the face
At one crypto conference a guy in the bathroom even gave me tips on investing on a coin named VITA INU ($VINU) and it actually worked, that's 2k for me thanks to bearing the smell of pee and watching a guy's dick
So it's not always bad

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54013636

>>54010493
Petty was a prior

>> No.54013704

>stop talking
>walk into stall

simple as

>> No.54015756

your story would be cooler if he was taking a massively loud stinky explosive shit and talking to you thru the stall

>> No.54015799

Lol
"High school doesn't end"
Remember these wise words

>> No.54015871

>>54010937
For what? This was a power play and >>54010493 was marked as a bitch.

>> No.54015999

>>54010493
>What should I do

Stop being a bitch? Your ancestors shoved sharpened sticks into people whos shit they wanted and you can't manage to out piss a random guy?

>> No.54016039

>>54010493
People think office skills are all about your mrsWord and PeeDF skills But it's only about your confidence. Say you can do everything, take credit for everything and always piss in the central urinal.

>> No.54016080

>>54010493
> he wasn't embarrassed at all.
Why should he be?

Are you one of those people who is afraid to get naked in the locker room? Has to awkwardly change under a towel?

>> No.54016441

You always have to establish bathroom dominance in the office. Shit and piss very loudly.