/smg/ Cramer Stocker Picker MotherFucker

[Anonymous No.54008974]

Bros he did it again. This guy is a LEGEND BRO!

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>54007370

[Anonymous No.54008997]

The legend continues. And here a HERO COMES ALONG! THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EbPxTm5_s

[Anonymous No.54009000]

svb is fine
do not take your money out of svb

[Anonymous No.54009002]

Im selling all at market open

[Anonymous No.54009004]

If you make money from the downtrend, don't be greedy. We know the trend will reverse

[Anonymous No.54009007]

BOIL

That is all. Goodnight. I'll let you guys know if she is fat

[Anonymous No.54009011]

FUCK
PLEASE
IF YOU HAVE A COMPANY, SIGN UP HERE https://www.svb.com/connect

[Anonymous No.54009014]

soxL are trannys

[Anonymous No.54009019]

Everything I have is long term so I don't care

[Anonymous No.54009020]

>>54009014
DAN the man

[Anonymous No.54009022]

>>54009007
Look at her double chin. She's got a double mcrib thighs with her two hambooger fatass.

That's a 7 in america haha

[Anonymous No.54009032]

>>54009007
I already know she's fat.

[Anonymous No.54009034]

>>54009007
Even if she is fat I still would

[ChickenWingWillie No.54009043]

cell-based vaxx manufacturing > egg-based manufacturing. birdbro phase 2 DD
> lack of surge production capacity (it is impractical to develop a system that depends on hundreds of millions of 11-day-old specialized eggs on a standby basis)

[Anonymous No.54009046]

>>54009034
That's what I'm thinking

>>54009022
I dunno man I'm not seeing it. I'm gonna make her pee on her mattress either way.

[Anonymous No.54009053]

kek one of the banks i use sent out an email that started 'We're running out of...' (the remainder was 'ways to tell you your rate is going up!)
Really bad form when bank runs are on the menu

[Anonymous No.54009068]

>>54008974
holy shit, cramer is a better inverse indicator than baggie by such a wide margin

[Anonymous No.54009070]

I wasn't able to transfer money out of my Wells Fargo account today. Got a mysterious generic error code and support couldn't explain what was happening. Should I do a cheeky bank run this morning?

>Jews are rich & powerful, see how God doesn't punish them

Naturally, the criminal stands on the scaffold before the trap door is pulled. How else could he be hung? Thus the Jews are always lifted up before being flung to earth. How else could they be punished? Yet, their state of smug blasphemous conceit and estrangement from truth is a perpetual punishment.

God permitted them to rally around an Antichrist and successfully slaughter Romans. Then he utterly destroyed them and their temple at the peak of their pride. God allowed them to subvert the decadent and capitalized Russia and take political control in a communist revolution. Then He sent Stalin who slaughtered them with famine and purges. God allowed them to subvert Germany with debauchery and weasel their way into wealth. Then he sent an Austrian to gas them out. It's cyclical and easily explained. They are perpetually humiliated and cursed.

[Anonymous No.54009076]

Europe too stronk, dax already moving up

[Anonymous No.54009079]

>>54009053
>We are running out of dicks for this all female orgy anon!
This is what the full message you missed stated, and now you they are gone due to your presumptions

[Anonymous No.54009093]

>>54009079
oh well, guess i'll just head up to bed and creampie my wife

[Anonymous No.54009094]

>>54009070
You should transfer out just because Wells Fargo is a shit bank.

[Anonymous No.54009099]

I hate niggers and mumu

[Anonymous No.54009118]

>>54008974
Anyone trade the Inverse Cramer ETF's yet?
Ticker: SJIM

https://www.crameretfs.com/sjim

[Anonymous No.54009121]

>>54009099
>it’s real
holy shit.

[Anonymous No.54009124]

>>54009118
Rocker tried and he paper handed it.

>>54009121
how new are you?

[Anonymous No.54009137]

>>54009118
was literally just thinking about that.
seems like it’s not off to a great start.
might be getting destroyed by the management fees

[Scoopsicus, The Newfag !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54009149]

>>54009124
>how new are you?
about this new

buy CERU, my nigga

[Anonymous No.54009150]

>>54009070
Long jews because this is the retard on the other side

[Anonymous No.54009162]

Is it really that surprising that a bank who lends to tech starts up and other really risky ventures is running into trouble? It’s almost a certainty I’m calling this a nothing burger

[Anonymous No.54009165]

Time to find out whether lowering the US reserve requirement to 0% was a good idea.

[Anonymous No.54009172]

>>54009162
apparently it was because they were too conservative and bought up a bunch of bonds in 2021 with their unused deposits like good goys and got wrecked by Powell.

[Anonymous No.54009173]

>get called a delusional retard
>then he proceeds to post something completely retarded
This website is really full of people lacking self-awareness.

[Anonymous No.54009175]

I still don't forgive this general for what you did for scoopsies, but if you give my wife's video a thumbs up it will be a start. And yes you will be watching the whole thing, and yes I know shes cute and funny.

https://youtu.be/KZPpRs4tX8Q
https://youtu.be/KZPpRs4tX8Q
https://youtu.be/KZPpRs4tX8Q

[Anonymous No.54009181]

>>54009172
Kek, bond boomers get wrecked. Is Powell the hero we never deserved?

[Anonymous No.54009183]

>15th largest bank in US
>only 200B balance sheet
Wake me up when you start seeing the world trillion thrown around

[Anonymous No.54009186]

>>54009162
they also have a fund literally targeted at basketball american start-ups, as per a screenshot from the last thread
basically, the pinnacle of libtard and soi-brained retardation

[Anonymous No.54009196]

>>54009183
That starts Monday. :^)

[Anonymous No.54009208]

>>54009175
what did we do?

the faggot is right here: >>54009149

[Anonymous No.54009213]

>>54008974
Wait, wtf. At start of February +300, now just above 100. WTF IS THIS? HAHAHAHAHAAH

[Scoopsicus, The Blacksicus !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54009214]

>>54009175
YO NIGGUH, HOWS COMES MY CHANNEL JUS GET ELLIJUHBUL FOR MONEYTIZATION N SHEEET… ND… N… LIKE YOUSE AINT EVEN GOTS NO CHANNEL OR NO NOTHIN ANYMOR??

[Anonymous No.54009220]

>>54009196
Fuck imagine if powell emergency pivoots and starts cutting premarket monday

[Anonymous No.54009221]

How does tech shit recover half a percent while the S&P doesn't budge at 2:30 AM EST?

[Anonymous No.54009223]

>>54009149
so you've been with us incognito this whole time?
>>54009208
got doxxed

[Anonymous No.54009224]

>>54009214
OMG BB I MISSED YOU!!!!!! I'm glad to see you here. Don't ever leave me like that again or we'll have problems

[Anonymous No.54009225]

>>54009186
>>54009183
Are you guys purposely just over looking every other bearish signal? Rate hikes,loam delinquency, CPI false print.

[Anonymous No.54009234]

We sure live in interesting times

[Anonymous No.54009235]

>>54009225
BUDDY LOOK AT EMERGENCY FOMC MEETINGS COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54009243]

Im shorted yesterday before close, im gonna be fine right..

[Anonymous No.54009256]

>>54009220
This is exactly what powell wants to happen

[Anonymous No.54009257]

>>54009223
only dox I saw was a white boy pretending to be a BBC cardmember, which wasn't even a surprise.

>>54009234
thanks for propagating my image across /smg/ threads.

>>54009243
dunno. I closed out my shorts. risk-reward sucks before payroll data tomorrow with all the bears getting euphoric.

>>54009225
mumus don't care. they try to find pivot & no landing at every turn and chase 0DTE algos whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.54009259]

>>54009173
>>54009150
Jews are sinking along with their host countries that they have gutted out and parasitized for the past 80+ years. It's like a tick that sucks too much blood and suddenly there's no more life for the animal it depends upon, thus it kills itself by its greed. You're looking right down the deep end of a boom bust cycle. No births, no economic development, failing retirement systems, vaporware deindustrialized service economies, governments on the verge of bankruptcy in peacetime now thinking about war with China. The future is looking to be somewhere between Orwell's 1984 and Japanese stagnation in severity.

Better to invest in Africa or India rather than USA because they will benefit from China's rise.

[Anonymous No.54009268]

Don't fucking ignore me scoopsies, I've lost weight and gained muscle..

[Anonymous No.54009269]

>>54009259
>implying
the jews will be fine theyve been syphoning the wests wealth for 100 years

[Anonymous No.54009276]

>>54009225
wtf did I say that was bullish?
in what way am I “overlooking bearish signals”?
I only spotted more issues with SVB, nigger

[Anonymous No.54009278]

Balance sheet of mumu investment bank llc circa 2022 december

[Anonymous No.54009282]

Let's play "guess the average US retail banking reserves". Reply to this post with your guess.
>2.5%

[Anonymous No.54009298]

>>54009282
>0%

[Anonymous No.54009301]

>>54009269
We'll be South Africa in 20 years

[Anonymous No.54009306]

>>54009256
>>54009220
If bulls had just dumped last year back to 3000 like Powell wanted, none of this would be necessary. Zombie techshit would be dead, white men would be hired over pajeets everywhere and everyone would be happy. Now that bulls have refused to be rational, the Fed will put the clamps to their testes and shock them for being permabulls. Of course I, having made a lot of nice money from inversing their positions and using my assets wisely, will slurp the low point in june to ride the traditional low volume summer cuck pump before selling in august to avoid the traditional violent resumption of dumping (I will be short, obviously).

3000 is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.54009308]

>>54009257
>thanks for propagating my image across /smg/ threads.

Thanks for the image

[Anonymous No.54009311]

>>54009269
They will be killed in the streets. The leftist and finance ones at least. Like w/ Stalin their God desired racial punishment will co-occur naturally and unintendedly with political changes. They will be killed for being leftists and bankers. I don't want it to get that bad but it probably will.

[Anonymous No.54009314]

>>54009282
>reserves
Anon...

[Anonymous No.54009324]

>>54009298
>>54009314
I mean guess the actual amount of cash they have on hand. Not the reserve requirement.

[Anonymous No.54009328]

>>54009282
-15%
They're leveraging their positions with "safe" investment vehicles like bonds and blue chip stocks. Stocks and bonds get heemed, already more liabilites on the Balance Sheet in the form of customer deposits than cash on hand. The banks are going to be left with negative net balance.

[Anonymous No.54009338]

BLACK FRIDAY
>BLACK FRIDAY
BLACK FRIDAY
>BLACK FRIDAY
BLACK FRIDAY
>BLACK FRIDAY
BLACK FRIDAY
>BLACK FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.54009339]

>>54009324
>implying they'd hold anything over requirements
Anon..

[Anonymous No.54009344]

>>54009338
idk man. looks like someone decided that dxy should be going down

[Anonymous No.54009346]

>>54009338
Why are dow futures so bad? Holy shit

[Anonymous No.54009347]

Oh no bobo's big crash!!

[Anonymous No.54009353]

>>54009344
DXY went down yesterday and we still took a fat steamy shit

[Anonymous No.54009368]

EURO gdp numbers being better than expected and NFP will come in higher than expected causing a morning rip giving tuts more room to sell their bags into retails, but poots on the morning rip and ride them down all day. Your welcome

[Anonymous No.54009369]

TA masterclass from MOTT CRAPITAL

[Anonymous No.54009378]

>>54009353
>that bill
will be worth roughly 5 gold ounces before 2030

[Anonymous No.54009383]

>>54009369
What does it all mean??

[Anonymous No.54009385]

>>54009324
They have just enough to handle daily withdraws and not a dime more

[Anonymous No.54009391]

>>54009369
>Samsung Internet

[Anonymous No.54009393]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54009396]

>NQ reversed the doomp
Bobro sisters...

[Anonymous No.54009405]

>>54009393
are tanking

[Anonymous No.54009416]

>>54009405
Inverting further*

[Anonymous No.54009420]

>>54009405
Long term yields are. Short term yields are staying fucked, which means we have a lot of risk in our near future.

[Anonymous No.54009431]

If the contagion spreads to additional banks, I'm wiring my remaining savings into physical silver. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.54009432]

>>54009311
It is already written in stone.

>>54009301
The USA has nothing to do with south africa. The USA is more like Soviet Russia, where Russians were an absolute majority of 66% in 1919 but would be only 45% of the population were the Soviet Union still intact today.

[Anonymous No.54009436]

>>54009393
I'm not looking forward to the upcoming lost decade, I don't think another ronald reagan is coming to save us this time...

[Anonymous No.54009446]

>>54009431
The good thing about silver is it never goes up so there’s always time to sell everything and put it all in silver

[Anonymous No.54009447]

MARKET
>down 10% in the next week
>scampump on friday as opex causes sudden """bullish""" news to force the market up 4% in a single day
>market crabs to fomc
>Fed says "maybe if shit gets worse, something"
>market pumps furiously for 2-3 weeks like it did last year after the FOMC around this time
>may comes
>sell in may and go away
>Nasdack makes a new low

>>54009282
It's this>>54009328
Their 'reserves' are loans to other people who they hope will not default.

[Anonymous No.54009450]

>>54009432
>settle in africa
>blacks move in
what did they expect?

[Anonymous No.54009453]

>>54009436
NOW APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR WHITENESS AND GET BACK TO EARNING MY REPARATIONS!!

[Anonymous No.54009461]

>>54009346
Remember early december 2021 when the Dow was down 600 points in futures?

>>54009353
Which bresident is that?

[Anonymous No.54009468]

>>54009070
>Thus the Jews are always lifted up before being flung to earth. How else could they be punished? Yet, their state of smug blasphemous conceit and estrangement from truth is a perpetual punishment.
>God permitted them to rally around an Antichrist and successfully slaughter Romans. Then he utterly destroyed them and their temple at the peak of their pride. God allowed them to subvert the decadent and capitalized Russia and take political control in a communist revolution. Then He sent Stalin who slaughtered them with famine and purges. God allowed them to subvert Germany with debauchery and weasel their way into wealth. Then he sent an Austrian to gas them out. It's cyclical and easily explained. They are perpetually humiliated and cursed.

>he sent an Austrian to gas them out
Erm, based. But proofs?

[Anonymous No.54009471]

>>54009450
The region the whites settled in the Highveld was snowy and cold during the winter. Black tribes on the map are concentrated in the far northern, flatter areas or the southern areas by the coast because they never developed clothes for wintertime.

When the whites built the functional economy there, they installed heating, which enabled blacks who never developed clothes or stoves to suddenly have an opinion on who should own highveld cities like Johannesburg.

[Anonymous No.54009473]

I literally lost $300 in the last day. Wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.54009482]

>>54009461
>Which bresident is that?
Darude

[Anonymous No.54009484]

>>54009473
That all? Wow you must have a very conservative portfolio

[Anonymous No.54009492]

>>54009484
Kek

[Anonymous No.54009503]

>>54009259
>>54009269
>>54009301
>>54009311
>>54009432
>>54009450
>>54009453
>>54009468
>>54009471
No Ivan you aren't agitating race violence by spamming /biz threads either.

[Anonymous No.54009517]

>>54009503
>muh russian boogieman
>+1 shekel has been deposited in your Bank of Israel account

[Anonymous No.54009531]

>>54009517
Yes Ivan you're easily recognized.

[Anonymous No.54009533]

My god, this scam market DAX. Why did I close my shorts. Absolutely retarded.

[Anonymous No.54009537]

>>54009473
The banking system in the West is interdependent. Now there are a number of signs that banks overleveraged. This happens again and again in history. The thing is that in a healthy economy other banks can fill the holes. But we're probably in a recession. This might have ripple effects.

Silvergate, Credit Suisse, Silicon Valley Bank, Blackstone

[Anonymous No.54009549]

>>54009503
15 EBT credits have been deposited into your account, thank you for your service Pvt. Ramirez-Murphy.

[Anonymous No.54009551]

>>54009461
>Which bresident is that?
Woodrow Wilson, father of the Fed

[Anonymous No.54009555]

>>54009537
>blackstone
Please let those faggots go under and flood the msrket with housing

[Anonymous No.54009565]

>>54009503
Z

[Anonymous No.54009568]

>>54009531
How spooked are you glownigger shills about the imminent bank runs, btw?

[Anonymous No.54009572]

>>54009549
>>54009565
Your raids do nothing Ivan.

[Anonymous No.54009576]

>>54009533
Shorting the dax is a nightmare, it always does the opposite

[Anonymous No.54009592]

>>54009572
Fuck off unless you want to discuss stocks, you retarded shill. You'll still be screaming
>b-but putler's price hike
as you get booted out onto the street during the second great depression.

[Anonymous No.54009596]

>>54009503

[Anonymous No.54009601]

>>54009503
Why are you derailing our thread? Geopolitics, ideological futures, and stocks are directly related. Your Judeo-Satanic child transgenderist system is collapsing real time and we have to think about what we're going to do with our money. Capital doesn't need to be in the United States because the country's on ice for the foreseeable future. It is quickly becoming a second Brazil (we're not South Africa tier yet).

Reminder that Argentina and Brazil used to be financial powerhouses with order and stability, Argentina was once speculated to become a superpower. But they got favela'd up and had systemic government collapse in the face of civil unrest and leftism. We are on the same course.

[Anonymous No.54009604]

>>54009533
DAX had retard strength for the past few months I don't blame you

[Anonymous No.54009606]

>>54009592
Yes Ivan I'm here for stocks, not retards screaming about race.

[Anonymous No.54009612]

>>54009576
I bet it pumps in 18 or 48 mins and we are at 15450 again, if not 15500 later in the evening with the US.

[Anonymous No.54009615]

>>54009606
Show me where you posted about stocks, shill.

[Anonymous No.54009616]

Is this the right time to slurp some banks or do you reckon they will fall further, my fellow EUbros? Hell, banks here are still +40-50% over 1 year period so they are pretty damn expensive... but I cannot see their profitability going down anytime soon. As expensive as they are now, relative to how the economy is going, they still feel pretty cheap

[Anonymous No.54009619]

>futures

nasdaq is healing bros, we are saved from the crash!

[Anonymous No.54009620]

>>54009604
Yeah, it made me rethink my positions. It was absolutely disproportionally mooning

[Anonymous No.54009625]

>>54009601
Yes Ivan we know you're a mentally ill agitation shill. No Ivan Jim Cramer isn't related to your race satanism ramblings.

[Anonymous No.54009628]

>>54009533
>>54009576
>>54009604
>>54009620
DAX is just pricing in out of control inflation. There is no bull case.

[Anonymous No.54009629]

>>54009620
>>54009604
>>54009576
I'm waiting now. Still got some positions. I'll wait til later in the day. EU can't dump it further without US. And US will probably pump it.

[Anonymous No.54009631]

>>54009615
Point where I said I was posting about them instead of reading, retard.

[Anonymous No.54009638]

>>54009625
Fuck off with this gay shit. Kys faggot.

[Anonymous No.54009656]

>>54009631
Literally unintelligible ESL. I have no idea what you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.54009657]

>>54009503
>>54009531
>>54009572
>>54009606
>>54009625
It's afraid.

[Anonymous No.54009662]

I just burned my hand, what should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.54009664]

>>54009629
At least I thought. fuck it goes down further, these motherfuckers, I hate this piece of shit. US stocks make sense 100% more than this bullshit. I can predict them way better since the US stocks are the main index. Everything else is just copy fake trash that acts way worse and is highly dependent of US stocks.

[Anonymous No.54009666]

>>54009638
>>54009656
>>54009657
Your dismissals do nothing Ivan.

[Anonymous No.54009669]

>>54009662
Silvadene

[Anonymous No.54009670]

>>54009662
Bullish for JNJ.

[Anonymous No.54009674]

>>54009662
Risky venture banks

[Anonymous No.54009676]

UVIX, SOXS, and DRV will make me rich.

[Anonymous No.54009680]

>>54009676
>DRV
I'm thinking about pulling the trigger on it.

[Anonymous No.54009683]

>>54009666
Stop derailing faggot. Go fight for your country instead of shitting up 4chinz like a coward.

[Anonymous No.54009688]

is this pitbullish?

[Anonymous No.54009694]

>>54009683
Take your own advice SEA tard.

[Anonymous No.54009698]

>>54009683
shut up hohol

[Anonymous No.54009704]

>>54009664
Bundling together declining markets just makes one large declining market. Bundling together failing countries just makes one large failed country. Brussels still hasn't figured this out.

[Anonymous No.54009708]

>>54009688
Why did they do this?

[Anonymous No.54009710]

>>54009694
I'm american. You can't even write proper english sentences you retarded slav.

[Anonymous No.54009716]

>>54009698
I admire the effort, but you replied to the wrong poster.

[Anonymous No.54009717]

>>54009710
That's not a good lie.

[Anonymous No.54009725]

>>54009717
see >>54009698

[Anonymous No.54009729]

>>54009716
kill yourself ukrainian falseflagging faggot, we're going to rape you and your children

[Anonymous No.54009731]

>>54009628
>>54009604
>>54009620
Aex slowing down too, but i have no idea what the fuck the MIB is doing. ATH and not changing

[Anonymous No.54009735]

>>54009393
does that mean nobody wants to buy short term bonds or long term? I never understood the "yields go down when bonds are bought" thing

[Anonymous No.54009742]

>>54009729
VLADSHKA, BLYAT, ADJUST YOUR AIM YOU'RE HITTING OUR OWN UNITS!

[Anonymous No.54009743]

>>54009729
>telling ukrainians to fuck off makes you ukrainian
slavs deserve each other

[Anonymous No.54009748]

>>54009735
Yes. High yield means high risk. According to bonds, risk is expected to peak 6 months from now.

[Anonymous No.54009749]

Janny can you ban these Russians arguing about politics please this is smg not pol

[Anonymous No.54009750]

>>54009688
What is that based black dog? What breed/race or whatever?

[Anonymous No.54009758]

>>54009749
Ban the shills, I had nothing to do with this.

[Anonymous No.54009765]

>>54009758
wow a shill calling for his own ban.

[Anonymous No.54009766]

>>54009688
Is this dog fighting or incompetent women?

[Anonymous No.54009772]

The thing is I close my positions always like an hour too early. Again pre EU market. Or I open them premarket like on Friday last week and this son of a bitch pumped like a retard because of US stocks (which was obvious there, but not for EU, which is why I hate the EU stocks simply copying US when it hurts me and stop copying if it could have benefited)

[Anonymous No.54009773]

>>54009765
You have not made a single on-topic post in this thread. Fuck off.
>>>/k/
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/
or better yet >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.54009788]

>>54009772
Damn people actually trade markets other than usa itt?

[Anonymous No.54009791]

Leave it to ruskies to seethe and shit all over a comfy /smg/ thead.
Go back to your telegrams and masturbate over capturing a pile of dirt.

[Anonymous No.54009792]

138k cash standing by and dry, I won’t buy till the dow is sub 20k

[Anonymous No.54009796]

>>54009773
Cry harder you asian queen, you're the ones getting mad that your race agitation bullshit is getting interrupted.

[Anonymous No.54009809]

>>54009788
I wish I would have kept shorting DOW since Dec (which I did back then). But since I live in Germany I can't really have a "feeling" of your economic situation.

Also I'm done with this. I'll keep shorting, even if positions are worse. Chances it goes up again are decreasing ever more. The only thing that matters are daily and weekly, even monthly charts. Fuck trying to trade hourlies.

[Anonymous No.54009811]

>>54009791
>>54009796
>umm, excuse me, did you just do a heckin racism???
Fuck off with your fag shit, you stupid shills. Post portfolio.

[Anonymous No.54009825]

>>54009809
>Shorting DAX
That's like shorting Tesla, the retard strength can sometimes really come up behind you and stick it up your arse... and you will have to learn to like it :(

[Anonymous No.54009830]

>futures

jesus christ will you stop dumping already??

[Anonymous No.54009833]

>>54009811
You don't belong here, buddy. Please go back to >>>/pol/
Get some therapy will at it.

[Anonymous No.54009834]

>>54009830

[Anonymous No.54009839]

SIVB might have been a generational buying opportunity and I fucking missed it.

[Anonymous No.54009846]

>>54009833
Post portfolio, troon. Your shill discord is raiding this thread because you detected too much wrongthink. You do own stocks, given that you're posting in stock market general, right?

[Anonymous No.54009849]

I have a good feeling about today. I'm buying this dip.

[Anonymous No.54009850]

Blinken is accusing China of 'asymmetric decoupling'. What does this mean. 'Making China less dependent on the world, and the world more dependent on China'. Chinese efforts to manufacture their own chips was used as an example.

So in essence if you refuse to be a dependency of the Euro-American West ("the world", lol) you are an enemy. Unless you deliberately handicap yourself in an act of ritual submission you are an enemy.

He's striking every anti-colonialist and nationalistic nerve in the Chinese brain and stirring up memories of unequal treaties which really did force China to be dependent on foreign products incl. opium. What a self-righteous and idiotic fool.

[Anonymous No.54009852]

>>54009825
Yeah, same thing in November 2021. I shorted it 16th november. 1 hour too early. It didn't come down until friday 19th. Then I went out with almost no profit and week later it dumps thanks to Omicron. Meanwhile all other indices were already dumping a little in that week. Completely demoralizing.

This is my last year I short this. Then I'll go back to trading commodities or only short stocks on obvious tops.

[Anonymous No.54009856]

ASTS chads wya?

[Anonymous No.54009862]

>>54009811
>>54009846
So yes you're a 3rd world agitation shill.

[Anonymous No.54009868]

It's going to be one of those -3% days isn't it?

[Anonymous No.54009870]

>>54009862
>poster that can't speak english is accusing others of being third worlders
Why haven't you posted your portfolio yet?

[Anonymous No.54009879]

>>54009825
And now no clue what it's going to doo. A retard pump is to be expected, but this again highly depends on US stocks later. They could orchestrate a MEGA slurp today, just to fuck with everybody.

[Anonymous No.54009883]

The part about this crash that I look forward to most, is all of these shill psyops getting defunded.

[Anonymous No.54009887]

>>54009846
Yes, I do. We could have a conversation about the market or general macroeconomics if you'd like. But you don't want that, you want to spew your bile all over and retort to calling anyone a shill at the first sign of disagreement - much like the far left that you probably think you disagree with.

[Anonymous No.54009890]

>>54009868
In keeping with current patterns it could as easily be a gap down pumper that screws everybody but /cashgang/ and the volatility people.

[Anonymous No.54009902]

>>54009870
Because I don't owe shit to gatekeeper agitation shill queens.

[Anonymous No.54009909]

>>54009887
>still can't make a single on-topic post about stocks, or post his portfolio
Name for me a single left wing organization that you're also targeting to this degree. Also, btw you're US based, you're going to be breaking the law soon now that the house passed a law banning you from doing this kind of domestic subversion bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54009910]

>>54009887
>general macroeconomics

You probably think that stimulus ends a recession and a central bank is healthy so what's the use? Vile dirty Keynesianism.

[Anonymous No.54009917]

>>54009909
*if you're US based

[Anonymous No.54009921]

If you’re just catching up, here’s what happened: Silicon Valley Bank lost $1.8 billion in the sale of U.S. treasuries and mortgage-backed securities that it had invested in, owing to rising interest rates. The bank is also contending with shrinking customer deposits, given that its customer base of largely startups has far less money right now to park at a financial institution.

Because it’s in this spot, it decided to raise a bunch of money to safeguard its business. The plan was to sell $1.25 billion of its common stock to investors, $500 million in convertible preferred shares, and $500 million of its common stock in a separate transaction to the private equity firm General Atlantic. The apparent goal was to project that the bank was being conservative and raising this money to stabilize itself.

Oh, though, how it backfired, and who can be surprised, given it issued its announcement about these plans just as the crypto bank Silvergate was announcing that it was winding down operations.

[Anonymous No.54009923]

>>54009902
What's your favorite ETF and why?

[Anonymous No.54009937]

kill all hohols

[Anonymous No.54009938]

What's with nasdaq pumping so much right now?

[Anonymous No.54009947]

>>54009938
This guy probably knows something >>54009368

[Anonymous No.54009957]

>>54009921
thanks for the recap anon

[Anonymous No.54009975]

>>54009909
>Name for me a single left wing organization that you're also targeting to this degree
So yes you're an agitation shill and you think you're 'targeted' because you're called out on your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54009979]

BURGERS! HEAR ME OUT! I NEED YOUR PUMP! PUMP THESE STOCKS FOR THAT I MAY RESHORT (from at least the same height I closed)

[Anonymous No.54009982]

Come back, troon shills. I wasn't done laughing at you. Are you furiously searching investopedia right now?

[Anonymous No.54009995]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54010002]

>>54009975
If you were an american, which you're obviously not, you would understand the context of glowniggers targeting law abiding right wingers while ignoring left wing terrorists as they commit murder and arson. Now can you please post your portfolio, or at least tell me about your favorite ETF? Even just tell me your favorite broker.

[Anonymous No.54010005]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54010022]

>>54009957
Anytime

[Anonymous No.54010031]

>>54010005
Long noses up to their wee hours shenanigans again

[Anonymous No.54010034]

Max SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54010036]

>>54009979
Seconded

[Anonymous No.54010044]

Shills absolutely seething. Have fun getting defunded, and then prosecuted, as the liquidity crisis deepens.

[Anonymous No.54010046]

>>54009921
So, a nothingburger then?

[Anonymous No.54010048]

Going green to burn all the people that piled into puts today

[Anonymous No.54010050]

>>54009856
report for duty

[Anonymous No.54010067]

>>54009735
>I never understood the "yields go down when bonds are bought" thing
yields and prices are exact opposites
say you have a bond that gets sold at par (100 cents on the dollar) at 5% interest, since that's the prevailing rate. If all of a sudden people want to buy lots of bonds then the price rises above 100. If you buy a 5% bond at 115 then you get less than a 5% return on it. It gives you a 5% return when you pay exactly 100 for it, so if you spend more money (because of the higher price) to get the same interest payments, you get a lower yield.

It works in reverse, too, if nobody wants to buy bonds and everybody's selling them, their prices go down. So if, at a price of 100 (par) you get a yield of 5%, it follows that you'll get a higher yield if you get the same interest payments but only have to pay 80 for them.

the whole "inverted yield curve" shit (that is, short term bonds yielding more than long-term ones) means that, whereas investors would normally demand higher interest rates on a long bond since they're either locking their money up longer or running more risk of price fluctuations as interest rates change (see above) now they demand a higher premium for shorter bonds that return your money to you sooner. That's considered a recession warning because it means people are thinking "Shit, if I get my principal back in a year or two, that might not be a good investment environment! I don't want to get cash then that I have to find a new place to invest, I think the market is gonna be shit in a year or two. I'd rather have a guaranteed return for longer than that".

[Anonymous No.54010082]

>>54010036
The cycle repeats. Why did I short 12 mins ago? kek.

[Anonymous No.54010085]

Buttcorn below $20k is a bad omen, to say the least.

[Anonymous No.54010093]

>>54009735
yields are determined by supply and demand. if investors see inflation at 5%, and the 1 year bond gives 5%, you come out even. it's not really enough. so theres low demand, which increases the yield. then it goes to 7%, and people buy it because you get a real inflation adjusted return, and this demand puts downward pressure on yields.

[Anonymous No.54010101]

>he didn't cover his shorts

[Anonymous No.54010104]

>>54010101
>shorted my covers
Fuck

[Anonymous No.54010105]

Cmon man, DAX is doing it again. DOW pumps 100, DAX the same. This is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.54010131]

>>54009735
Because the yield is simply a mathematical formula.

The price of the bond (not the nominal price) is decided on the market however.

Plugging in a higher market price mathematically gives you a lower yield.

Plugging in a lower market price mathematically gives you a higher yield.

[Anonymous No.54010151]

why are tradingview futures green?

[Anonymous No.54010154]

I smell a bulltrap, now way nasdaq will close green on Friday

[Anonymous No.54010176]

>>54010151
There is some variability between sites on when the starting value of futures movement is set. This is why futures CFD charts and the actual e-minis can show different percentage change but be at same price (accounting for the delay on e-minis unless you pay for real time on those).

[Anonymous No.54010183]

>>54010176
>There is some variability between sites on when the starting value of futures movement is set
*for the day

[Anonymous No.54010192]

>>54010151
>>54010176
>>54010183

>what is contract expiry

fooking n00bs

[Anonymous No.54010202]

>>54009694
Tibetan Mastiff

Liondog

[Anonymous No.54010249]

Sisters why is the line going up? I bought puts at the close yesterday wtf

[Anonymous No.54010275]

>>54010249
Pump at open, then dump.

Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.54010300]

Looks like retail is super fucking desperate to try to keep their bags propped up while the banks are all crashing one by one kek

[Anonymous No.54010310]

>>54009890

[Anonymous No.54010318]

Jobs report will bring DOW to 31900 and then pump with US open to 32050-32100

[Anonymous No.54010324]

So doom is over?

[Anonymous No.54010331]

markets bottomed on march 13 for the last 20 years

soon

[Anonymous No.54010343]

>>54009909
Got stuck in a meeting. As a matter of fact we were discussing how to go about handling you. You're exceptionally stubborn and a thorn in our side.
Seriously though.
>Name for me a single left wing organization that you're also targeting to this degree.
Targeting? You might be a paranoid schizophrenic for all I know, but I'd imagine that targeting individuals on a fringe board wouldn't exactly be something viable given western ppp. Waste of time and human resources.
>Also, btw you're US based, you're going to be breaking the law soon now that the house passed a law banning you from doing this kind of domestic subversion bullshit.
Again with the schizo theories.
>>54009910
>You probably think that stimulus ends a recession and a central bank is healthy so what's the use?
God damn right. Without the GFC stimulus you would have stared down a global depressing spanning 4 decades only for the invisible hand to eventually "fix it". Pick your poison carefully.

[Anonymous No.54010359]

odd I do the sensible thing
even I double down

[Anonymous No.54010389]

>>54010331
Yeah, because it was the end of a recession or bubble, not the start.

[Anonymous No.54010469]

Sold my short, this shit is cray

[Anonymous No.54010481]

The dax is just annoying me. I can't wait for VW to post shit sales numbers to tank that shit

[Anonymous No.54010509]

>>54010331
what the fuck is the point of posting twitter messages? take screencaps of random posters on /smg/ it's the same thing

[Anonymous No.54010517]

Dollarbros, there is no alterna-ACK

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/currencies/dollar-dominance-western-sanctions-india-russian-oil-ruble-uae-dirham-2023-3?amp

[Anonymous No.54010538]

>>54009007
I would put brown babies inside this fat white bitch

[Anonymous No.54010540]

>>54010509
now youre infected anon it was my plan

[Anonymous No.54010544]

Last Friday you told me crashes never happen on Fridays. YOU LIED!

[Anonymous No.54010547]

>>54009750
It's a Tibetan Mastiff. Niggers and shitbulls tremble at a well trained white man dog.

[Anonymous No.54010589]

>nasdaq down 0.04%
>ITS CRASHINGGGG

[Anonymous No.54010596]

>>54010540
Are these fried grass hoppers?

>>54010481
This fuckin piece of shit is annoying me. I keep shorting it, but I sell immediately, thinking this retard could pump again, but what does it do? dump

It's always doing the opposite. Especially today, cause it dropped although DOW pumped in the morning. Regularly it does the same, not today, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.54010616]

I sold my short on nasdaq at premarket. Huge ((pump)) incoming

[Anonymous No.54010624]

>>54010589
is over

[Anonymous No.54010628]

>>54009766
Yeah

[Anonymous No.54010645]

>>54010616

[Anonymous No.54010667]

>sivb keeps falling
Man I can't wait to slurp this fake FUD dip.

[Anonymous No.54010675]

>>54010667
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.54010687]

>>54010667
Literally me but with SOXL, BOIL,SKYT, SIGA,....

VGHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54010695]

Contagion

[Anonymous No.54010720]

>>54010675
No luck needed, just basic math. Company doesn't go from a 17b mcap to 2 overnight.

[Anonymous No.54010728]

>just got a raise at work after 4 months
>it's for inflation and my good performance
>it's a 1.5% raise
>that covers half of the inflation for that period
How do I short a private company?

[Anonymous No.54010729]

First fuckin day DAX is shitting the bed harder than DOW and I closed my shorts too early. Same thing as always.

[Anonymous No.54010730]

>>54009046
face fat = fat, she looks like on the very cusp, you are alright.

[Anonymous No.54010733]

>>54010695
Yeah man, contagion in a world where banks have to much fucking cash on hand that they don't know what to with. If regulated they have so many barriers through regulation such as LTV and T1 buffers that even if BOA would go down tomorrow there would be no contagion like in the GFC.
CTA's a shitting the bed because they're retarded and SV startup bros are taking a beating for banking with no hedges.

[Anonymous No.54010747]

>>54010720
It does when they have to do a fire-sale for liquidity at a huge loss, then beg shareholders to inject more capital. You fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.54010750]

>>54010729
AH I JUST SHORTED 2 MINUTES AGO , AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH , just kidding

This retard may still have some strength

[Anonymous No.54010753]

>>54010733
All in all, it's either the most retarded dump in the history of mankind, or silicon valley bros covering losses. Probably both.

[Anonymous No.54010766]

stocks to buy when drunk??

[Anonymous No.54010768]

Do you cocksucking bobo faggots ever get tired of losing? I'm adding more to my SIVB and ARKK positions tomorrow, this dip is delicious. The FUD is all bullshit and priced in by now.

[Anonymous No.54010788]

>>54010768
>Muh priced in
Was it priced in before yesterday, faggot?

[Anonymous No.54010790]

>>54010753
>>54010733
Is anybody still watching his show after predictions like in OP's pic? Or are all people watching it ironically?

t. non-burger, so I can't see him in tv

[Anonymous No.54010798]

Can't wait for my fourth once in a lifetime market crash.

[Anonymous No.54010819]

>>54010766
Everytime i drink something and spend some money i have to take the equal money to buy stocks.
Thats my strategy

[Anonymous No.54010825]

>>54010798
How can you be so cruel? People are losing their money. People are losing their jobs! And to make matters worse, JPOW exactly wants that! How can this man still roam around freely?

[Anonymous No.54010826]

>>54009568
>glownigger calling anons glownigger
never gets old

[Anonymous No.54010829]

BUDDY LOOK AT SIVB PRE MARKET COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54010836]

>>54010766
Something with a cool name

[Anonymous No.54010853]

>>54010819
This should be Many tendies create strong fren => strong fren create few tendries => few tendies create weak fren => weak fren create many tendies => many tendies..

[Anonymous No.54010868]

>>54010788
Yes, and panic selling market timers will buy back in at 4100 next week. Stop trying to time the market and just DCA, you bobos over complicate this shit so much.

[Anonymous No.54010892]

>>54010868
>Just DCA a company that's going out of business, bro
>Average bulltard

[Anonymous No.54010905]

>>54010829
epic fucking dump goddamn

[Anonymous No.54010906]

>>54010892
>he believes newses and FUD
Kek, you will never make it. Buffett says to never try to time the market, you should listen to him hes the best investor.

[Anonymous No.54010926]

>>54010829
Back to 2013 price.

Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.54010939]

>>54010926
It’s going to zero

[Anonymous No.54010960]

>>54010939
>Noooooo you don't understand, just DCA!

Listen to this annon! -> >>54010906

[Anonymous No.54010970]

>>54010829
Unironically going heavy on this dip. 0 reason it's priced this low, it's not going out of business lmao

[Anonymous No.54010974]

Sell it all.

Today.

[Anonymous No.54010980]

>>54010970
>0 reason it's priced this low
>0 reason

Enjoy your dilution when they issue new shares btw.

[Anonymous No.54010982]

>>54010906
Bufffet is a faggot, if I was born in 1865 I’d be a billionaire from Coca Cola aswell

[Anonymous No.54010988]

>futures

guess we are closing red today

[Anonymous No.54010992]

>>54010980
they sold some shitty bonds, that's no reason to lose 80% of your market cap IN ONE DAY

[Anonymous No.54010996]

>>54010970
Anon stop, do not catch this falling knife it’s momentum is insane. Atleast wait until 1 dollars

[Anonymous No.54011002]

>>54010982
Cope, you would've tried to time the market and lost everything.

[Anonymous No.54011003]

>>54010992
And why did they "sell some shitty bonds" (at a massive loss) anon?

[Anonymous No.54011023]

ASSCORN COMPUTER
TSLA COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54011032]

>>54010974
Habanero tigers are coming to your doorstep. SPY going to 0.

[Anonymous No.54011037]

Anyone slurping? This is a once in a lifetime chance.

[Anonymous No.54011050]

>>54009213
CDO (the rebrand for MBS) liabilities exceed assets to the tune of a few billion.

[Anonymous No.54011054]

>>54011037
Maybe buy some Deutsche too eh?

[Anonymous No.54011072]

>>54009213
Its 60USD pre market

[Anonymous No.54011092]

How are US bank stocks so bad? Their performance is so underwhelming compared to the EU banks... how is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.54011105]

Nice prereport pump. This surely will not dump and then scamwick up again, no no, it will go straight up.

[Anonymous No.54011118]

ITS ONLY BEGINNING! RUSSIA DEFAULTS ON TRILLIONS NEXT MONTH

[Anonymous No.54011121]

>>54010728
Shag the boss's wife... greedy bastards

[Anonymous No.54011131]

>>54010728
Smear shit all over the bathrooms.

[Anonymous No.54011135]

how do i invest in iraq

[Anonymous No.54011136]

VOOmers we can just tune out all this noise right

[Anonymous No.54011144]

>>54010728
>How do I short a private company?
Find somewhere else to work.

[Anonymous No.54011170]

Do people really?

[Anonymous No.54011177]

buddy look at nasdaq computer right now

[Anonymous No.54011194]

I’m a pro at navigating the crab market. I dabbed out $30k ($15k x2) from both of my IRAs at the perfect time. I put $10k ($5k x2) back into a target date mutual fund. DCAing the rest back in over the next year

[Anonymous No.54011197]

>>54011136
Yes. If anything now is perfect time to dump in a load of green. Take advantage of the shat.

[Anonymous No.54011251]

Could you guys recommend some earnings calendars for EU stocks? Tradingview and Tradingeconomics both show but some (maybe 10 max) stocks per week.

[Anonymous No.54011258]

>>54011054
Yesterday evening I pulled out +15k Eur from my Trade Republic (broker) which has the money on an Deutsche Bank account.

[Anonymous No.54011267]

>>54010974
They made the right decision.

Will you?

[Anonymous No.54011276]

Day 29 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Made sure my funding is secure to continue development for at least the next year.

>>53992433

[Anonymous No.54011280]

>>54011251
Why did she do it bros.

[Anonymous No.54011286]

new

>>54011282
>>54011282
>>54011282

[Anonymous No.54011291]

>>54011276
The fact that you are trying to do this pisses me off. I want to bring you down to my level and never succeed.

[Anonymous No.54011320]

>>54009393
>10y below 4%
topkek

[Anonymous No.54011337]

>>54011291
You’ll be executed with jews subhuman

[Anonymous No.54011403]

>>54009436
Every single bad economic trend was accelerated under reagan midwit. Vote harder

[Anonymous No.54011445]

>>54010768
SIVB's problems aren't going away, fren. They are about to get a hell of a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.54011468]

>>54011403
The Reagan years were preddy gud.
You must not have been alive.