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>live in big city
>thousands of restaurants
>order the most expensive meals everyday
>sunglasses.jpg
>"an extra bottle of wine for the table please"
>alone
>wait for the perfect moment
>head for the door
>greeter is clueless
>if anyone asks just say im grabbing my wallet
i've been doing this weekly for years now. it's literally the easiest thing ever, how people are starving is beyond me

>> No.54002410

I do this at restaurants with outdoor seating, you just eat and walk away, literally free food

>> No.54002454

ITT /biz/ makes shit up to trick stupid people into doing stupid things.

>> No.54002502

>>54002377
imagine the shame to yourself and family if you were caught doing this

>> No.54002552

>>54002502
My dad would be screaming in his underwear if he found out about this.

>> No.54002658

>>54002410
nice work anon, for me, the fanciest upmost prestigious restaurants seem to 1) not care cause they make so much off the tips from rich boomers 2) have the best food 3) are way more lackadaisical around collecting payments since its such a rarity to get a dipshit within the establishment.

Golf courses are one of my absolute favourite, tremendous views, great food, and usually the bathrooms are located outside the restaurant themselves. If you're already comfortable yankin ribs off patios, my advice would be to explore the coral reef of fine dining even further, you never know who you might run into

>> No.54002721

>>54002502
my family isn't contrived of a bunch of pool cue's, so they probably wouldn't care. And in the event that they somehow notice and catch on, i'd let them follow me to my car to retrieve my forgotten wallet.
>>54002552
just make sure you dress nice, white pants seem to work wonders
>>54002454
>making shit up
have you ever gotten prime sushi at a manhattan piano bar?

>> No.54002815

>>54002721
family of thieves. nice

>> No.54002926

>>54002721
Based

>> No.54003355

>>54002815
It exists.

I know a girl that got beaten by her stepdad as a child because she wouldn't shoplift when they'd take her places.

>> No.54003464

>>54003355
imagine raising someone elses kid with a different family name than you, while they fuck off and enjoy life while you're cucked putting time and money into something that wont ever give a return (grandkids) and the little shit wont even steal when you tell them too. I'd beat that kid too.