/smg/ Scared Market General

[/smg/ Scared Market General No.54001929]

It's Party Time Edition

https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

prev. >>54000436

[Anonymous No.54001939]

My shorts are pumping and my dick is THROBBING.

Let's fucking go!

[Anonymous No.54001965]

My money market funds are safe right

[Anonymous No.54001991]

>>54001965
Probably. What are is the capital allocation breakdown for them?

[Anonymous No.54002019]

Reminder: delusional bobos thinking the sky is falling = best buying opportunities.
back to 400 by april

[Anonymous No.54002031]

mfw bought puts on SVXY

[Anonymous No.54002040]

[Anonymous No.54002041]

>>54002019
buddy we are going to 350 before we go to 400 - I hope you understand how this works by now

[Anonymous No.54002042]

>>54002019
HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.54002043]

I was not able to cash out my money from ATM today. Said it's undergoing maintenance. Anyone had similar issues?

[Anonymous No.54002050]

>>54002019
but we can do that tomorrow silly

[Anonymous No.54002058]

>>54002043
no refunds :^)

[Anonymous No.54002064]

Kek baggies kek

[Anonymous No.54002068]

>>54002050
The chimpout would be bigger than today's.

[Anonymous No.54002080]

So puts and T bills are the only play for the year then?

[Anonymous No.54002085]

>>54002041
Bottom is SPY 180. Always has been.

[Anonymous No.54002093]

>>54002043
I don't keep cash in the bank and you shouldn't either

[Anonymous No.54002095]

don't even feel like jerking off. something is off with me today

[Anonymous No.54002111]

>>54002080
>T bills
Serious question why would stuff like TLT be bullish for the year??

[Anonymous No.54002118]

It's going to be 25 bps and bobo will seethe as we ride US500 to 4700 later this year.

[Anonymous No.54002124]

>>54002085
I wanna SPY her bottom and 180 if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.54002125]

>>54001965
Read about what happened to the Reserve Primary Fund in 2008.

[Anonymous No.54002134]

>A toast! To BNKD!

[Anonymous No.54002136]

>>54002019
You think you're getting raided by bobos but we're actually all theta farmers.
Need some downside volatility occasionally to make the premiums worthwhile. SPY is going to 350 before 400.

[Anonymous No.54002141]

>>54002085

[Anonymous No.54002145]

>>54002093
Why? I'm supposed to keep 50k under my fucking mattress?

[Anonymous No.54002156]

>>54002085
Best I can do is 320 after 450.

[Anonymous No.54002157]

>>54002125
>The Reserve Primary Fund was the original money market fund, created in 1970 by Bruce R. Bent and Henry B. R. Brown and managed by Reserve Management Company.1 At its peak it held more than $60 billion in assets but during the financial crisis of 2007-2008 it "broke the buck" when its net asset value (NAV) fell to $0.97 cents per share, one of the first times in investing that a retail money market fund had failed to maintain a $1 per share NAV, sending shockwaves through the industry and ultimately leading to its liquidation.
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.54002161]

Any one else read the proposed budget? Lmfao these niggas are insane. They want like a 70% capital gains tax lol

[Anonymous No.54002165]

>>54001965
>>54002125
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/breaking-the-buck.asp

[Anonymous No.54002170]

XBM and COW are supposed to be my hedges. So HEDGE goddammit

[Anonymous No.54002173]

>>54002111
>TLT
Long duration bonds arent bullish right now. The fed will keep raising and bonds will heem. You want to stay in under 6 months as they are flexible to actual rate changes. Then whenever the magic target is reached you can get other longer stuff.

[Anonymous No.54002183]

>>54002095
sometimes you have to force yourself into the 6th fap of the day. Stay grinding sigma king

[Anonymous No.54002189]

>>54002145
Yes. If the drug dealers can do it, you can too!

[Anonymous No.54002194]

>buy stock
>two weeks later the company has a corruption scandal

[Anonymous No.54002196]

>>54002161
Do those apply to bonds? I have a feeling they want to push investors into buying treasuries to bail out this country.

[Anonymous No.54002201]

>>54002095
You are focused on what might happen with markets your body is redirecting energy away from sex to fight mode.

[Anonymous No.54002209]

>>54001929
Guys I know who did 9/11.

It was the Jews.

[Anonymous No.54002216]

who da fuck is this nigger and how did he know?? How do I get on this level??

[Anonymous No.54002220]

>>54002165
Imagine Tether going belly up because it went under $1. And crypto is supposed to be fragile lmao

[Anonymous No.54002221]

>>54002194
Thanks for playing. No refunds!

[Anonymous No.54002233]

For me, it's FRX and ANZU, the best SPACs money can buy.
And you? What's your favorite fast fo- SPAC?

[Anonymous No.54002239]

>>54002161
that would be a good thing and it probably won't affect you

[Anonymous No.54002244]

>>54002209
Why did 3rd building fall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPex3SwtCSs

[Anonymous No.54002249]

>>54002216
Obvious insider trading is obvious.

[Anonymous No.54002261]

Quit posting golbina foodtruck whores this is NOT a warning this IS a threat.

[Anonymous No.54002276]

Why soxs not go up !!!!!

[Anonymous No.54002278]

>>54002239
>there are people in this very thread who are genuinely so retarded they truly believe this

[Anonymous No.54002284]

>>54002216
I think 50 Cent in 2017-2018 was Ruffer Investment Company. Maybe they're this year's 50 Cent too, but who knows?

[Anonymous No.54002298]

>>54002244
Someone whispered there were pennies that fell into the sewers below from the pants of the passengers. Thousands upon thousands of jews ran to the basement and started digging.

[Anonymous No.54002303]

>>54002278
It's a shill. He's paid to post pro-Biden bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54002307]

>>54002189
Im growing drugs and testing them. So far my dose isnt exceptional yet

[Anonymous No.54002308]

So, is this a Bear Sterns moment, or a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.54002315]

>>54002261
I'm behind 7 Latinas come at me bro.

[Anonymous No.54002317]

>>54002278
Is there a period in american history that you would consider the "golden age"?

[Anonymous No.54002325]

Sell

[Anonymous No.54002327]

>>54002064
Stop laughing at me RIGHT NOW. A substantial financial loss is no laughing matter.

[Anonymous No.54002330]

>>54002308
Yes

[Anonymous No.54002341]

I thought jews run banks because they're smart? Why are banks blowing up?

[Anonymous No.54002343]

>>54002317
>do functions have highs and lows?

[Anonymous No.54002347]

How do I learn about bonds? Do I get then from treasury direct? Schwab has them but I'm retard.

[Anonymous No.54002350]

>>54002239
>that would be a good thing
yay more money for foreign wars and nigger welfare. kys on your way back where you came from

[Anonymous No.54002353]

>>54002298
kek, at first I've read this as
> there were >> penises << that fell into the sewers below from the pants of the passengers
and I imagined jews rushing to sewers to harvest foreskins.

[Anonymous No.54002368]

>>54002317
There was no golden age, only a gilded age.

[Anonymous No.54002375]

>>54002308
Epic market maker jew troll is what it is.

[Anonymous No.54002378]

>>54002239
>that would be a good thing
Go back retard

[Anonymous No.54002388]

>>54002317
50s and 90s

[Anonymous No.54002389]

Saylor to Schiff tool strikes again

[Anonymous No.54002405]

comfy

[Anonymous No.54002415]

>>54002308
Not yet

[Anonymous No.54002422]

>>54002327

[Anonymous No.54002428]

>>54002405
>losing $2000 a month to inflation is "comfy"
The absolute state

[Anonymous No.54002430]

>>54002388
>>54002368
>>54002350
>>54002343
>>54002278

[Anonymous No.54002432]

>>54002317
Post civil war imo. People could go out and make an empire in business.

[Anonymous No.54002435]

>>54002173
Any good bond ETF you could Shill me

[Anonymous No.54002437]

>>54002389
How do I use this to my benefit? As in, how can I predict market moves using this?

[Anonymous No.54002438]

>>54002347
>Schwab

Anon…..

[Anonymous No.54002457]

>vnq down 20% this year
Well at least future me is gonna be happy i'm buying the dip

[Anonymous No.54002459]

>>54002430
not a capital gains chart you retarded monkey nigger kys

[Anonymous No.54002461]

>>54002435
I just buy direct from treasury. Why pay fees and such. Plus its easier to manage your actual maturity duration to what you want.

[Anonymous No.54002465]

>>54002432
That could just be because their history is well documented

[Anonymous No.54002470]

>>54002428
>2000 a month
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.54002478]

>>54002470
>>>/r/eddit/
Don't come back

[Anonymous No.54002483]

>>54002438
Not an argument

>>54002461
I'll just do this

[Anonymous No.54002484]

>>54002347
Yes, if you don't want to buy Treasury securities through your broker, you can buy them through Treasury Direct. Treasury Direct only lets you buy newly-issued ones and only when there's an auction for the particular bond you want.

[Anonymous No.54002489]

>>54002430
This is quality bait. Works every time.

In all seriousness though, the 1800s must've been pretty sweet. What happened in1913 was a true tragedy for the common man.

[Anonymous No.54002492]

>>54002430
>He thinks they actually paid that much
Redditor thinks this is an epic come back

[Anonymous No.54002496]

>dca bogleheads right now

[Anonymous No.54002501]

>>54002239
And they still won’t touch trusts. If they went after trusts then it would mean they were serious about going after rich people when they die. Whenever the benefactor of a trust gained control through power of attorney or in the event of the death of the trustee(s) and then the Feds taxed it that would be a huge boon for the coffers of the treasury. They seem intent on going after nouveau riche that never structured their estates. It’s more bullshit lip service like ESG. Designed to placate the niggers and pinkos.

[Anonymous No.54002504]

>>54002470
>>54002478
not, but really, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.54002507]

>>54002483
>I'll just do this
Treasury direct is actually pretty easy to use for a gov site. Theyll auto deposit the proceeds from maturity back into your bank account too.

[Anonymous No.54002510]

>>54002430
>doesn't go into the negatives

[Anonymous No.54002512]

>>54002504
Go back, dumb tourist.

[Anonymous No.54002528]

>>54002512
imagine being an angry nigger at someone who has 60k and making 4% kek kys

[Anonymous No.54002531]

What brokers should I avoid if I don't want to help with the downfall of America? I don't want to deal with a broker that buys up property and homes like BlackRock. Is that something I I can even avoid if I use any large broker, or would it be better not to invest into any company stock that BlackRock owns? I was going to do Vanguard, but they seemingly do the same thing and own most companies.

Is this something I can even go against?

[Anonymous No.54002533]

>>54002303
Man, those bangs suck. The five head insults really got to her, huh?

[Anonymous No.54002535]

My stocks are fucked but my t bills are comfy

[Anonymous No.54002545]

>>54002085
Where did this meme come from

[Anonymous No.54002553]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.54002565]

Is this considered parabolic?

[Anonymous No.54002568]

>>54002459

[Anonymous No.54002574]

>>54002553
Tranny

[Anonymous No.54002576]

>>54002545
Excessive mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.54002590]

>>54002528
Why are you redditards so profoundly retarded? Legitimate question. Redditards from 10 years ago were awful, but not even remotely on this level.

[Anonymous No.54002592]

>>54002545
Some godless food truck in Jew York city

[Anonymous No.54002593]

>>54002484
>>54002507
Roger. I have a CD maturing tomorrow and want to get in on that sweet sweet bond yield

[Anonymous No.54002604]

>>54001965
LOL
No.
Thanks for playing bud.

[Anonymous No.54002605]

>>54002553
I was just thinking about you!

[Anonymous No.54002610]

>>54002576
>>54002592
The 180 target not the roastie, I've seen it posted before
Probably the same guy

[Anonymous No.54002614]

>>54002489
The 1800's created the robber barons

[Anonymous No.54002645]

>>54002590
salty nigger im literally making 3.75% on my 255k in my marcus how mad are you

[Anonymous No.54002647]

>>54002576
Mayo+ketchup does make the base for a pretty good sauce

[Anonymous No.54002655]

>>54002645
>marcus
That sounds pretty black, anon.

[Anonymous No.54002670]

>>54002610
SPY 180 is fair value

[Anonymous No.54002691]

>>54002655
Markus is stealing 1.25% from him

[Anonymous No.54002712]

>>54002080
Gold outperformed the S&P last year make of that what you will

[Anonymous No.54002717]

>>54002691
Sheeeit don't let these niggas know bout my bond hustle.

[Anonymous No.54002719]

>>54002645
You do you, I'll keep the bi-weekly 40%.

[Anonymous No.54002744]

>>54002604
Which types of accounts/trades are at risk currently?

[Anonymous No.54002754]

>>54001929
damn markets sure were spooked to shit today

[Anonymous No.54002764]

Tomorrow will be green, prepare accordingly

[Anonymous No.54002767]

Are you ready for bank bail-ins, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54002766]

>>54002405
>comfy
>robinhood
>4%
you get 6% for 6 months backed by the US™

[Anonymous No.54002774]

>BREAKING: Silicon Valley Bank, $SIVB, CEO has said to investors: "stay calm and don’t panic," per NYP.
>The stock is down 60% today.

[Anonymous No.54002781]

The fair value for the shit and piss 500 is equal to what you would pay for 1lb of shit and piss to be shoved into your mouth

[Anonymous No.54002784]

>>54002774
>stay calm and don't panic
Oh fuck, this really is the big one. Fuck fuck fuck why didn't I sell today?

[Anonymous No.54002787]

Cheapies?

[Anonymous No.54002790]

what the fuck did jpow say today???

[Anonymous No.54002792]

>>54002767
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.54002793]

>>54002614
The good outweighed the bad, unironically
US was still a backwater shithole outside the North East, quality of life improved and even newly arrived European peasants could prosper
Not ideal by any means but it was a necessary step to get to today

[Anonymous No.54002796]

Im seven shrooms in and if I was a sivb investor id be looking for the rope

[Anonymous No.54002799]

>>54002790
He named the option jews (JPM and Goldman)

[Anonymous No.54002817]

>>54002781
I'd do that for free if it was a cute girls shit and piss

[Anonymous No.54002819]

Silicon valley bros...

[Anonymous No.54002821]

>evergrande
>superbubble
>ukraine
>its taiwan next trust me bro
>europe freezing to death
>diesel shortages
>fertilizer shortage
>food shortages
>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet
>quantitative tightening will destroy the market
>credit suisse lehman moment
>Bank of england pension margin calls
>munkeypoxx
>railway strike is coming
>we're already in a recession
>actually the recession is soon and inevitable
>inflation is not coming down
>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it
>consumer credit card debt
>trillions of derivatives on banks balance sheet
>ftx contagion
>dollar strength
>yuan for oil
>gold for oil
>housing will collapse
>the market too

I'll add silver gate and svb too

[Anonymous No.54002829]

>>54002767
explain the concept of a bail in to me

[Anonymous No.54002838]

there were retards calling for a 3% green day when KRE was falling apart lmfao, thanks for the cheap puts

[Anonymous No.54002840]

>>54002793
It also was the beginning of the giant oil, steel and rail conglomerates not to mention the beginning of American shipping dominance. It had its’ growing pains and outright horrors, but it made America ready to leap ahead of everyone in the 20th century.

[Anonymous No.54002856]

>>54002819
My boi, SVB, just needs a couple of more shitcoin deposits and things will be o-ok

[Anonymous No.54002857]

>>54002829
Banks can appropriate all non FDIC insured account value and assign you assets for it. Oh, and FDIC insurance is probably worthless, too. I'm not a doomer, but conceptually it's deebly goncerning.

[Anonymous No.54002862]

>>54002821
literally all priced in and nothingburger. im not even memeing, just being honest. most of this shit is zerohdge propoganda. the same news source you idiots were using shorting the markets from 2008-2014 like retards.

[Anonymous No.54002873]

>>54002829
Banks are insolvent. Government is also insolvent. Banks take your deposits for themselves. Banks are no longer insolvent. Government nods in approval. Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.54002893]

>>54002873
what are some such cases? i would like to know more

[Anonymous No.54002909]

>>54002821
I was a bear all last year and even I didn't believe in a Taiwan invasion

[Anonymous No.54002910]

What mumu fails to see was that the dxy and the 10 year was going down as well and that wasn't enough to pump the markets. Financials draging the entire market down isn't some bobo cope when every single sector is feeling its effects.

[Anonymous No.54002912]

>>54002893
Cyprus 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.54002917]

>>54002821
this but unironically
we're going to 1800 aren't we?

[Anonymous No.54002918]

>>54002893
As I recall, malta, georgia, brazil, greece all did that not too long ago (think last 50 years). Canada threatened it at least twice.

[Anonymous No.54002923]

Well I'm glad I mostly got out in February
251k in HYSA
46K in the market, was 50k

[Anonymous No.54002927]

I shorted right a the top of the rally today. My only mistake was not going balls deep.

[Anonymous No.54002930]

>>54002893
Cyprus in 2013.
Basically, if you have an account at the bank, anything over a certain amount is replaced with shares of the bank.

[Anonymous No.54002968]

What puts are you guys buying?
I'm going for RKT.
Nobody on this planet is going to buy a fucking house until rates come down.

[Anonymous No.54002994]

>I've seen your kind, time and time again.
>Every shill pick must be bought. Every anime avatar must be listened to.
>Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed trader.
>But in the end, you lack the stomach.
>For the red you'll bring upon yourself...

[Anonymous No.54002997]

I'M SHORTING CLF

[Anonymous No.54003010]

>>54002917
nah, even covid couldn't do it, we'd need a real great depression for that

[Anonymous No.54003011]

>>54002821
Really puts into perspective how zerohedgie addicts get zero bitches.

[Anonymous No.54003021]

BUDDY CHECK THE MARKETS ARE BACK TO MARCH 2021 COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54003042]

>>54002997
Lol what happened on the left

[Anonymous No.54003051]

>Bulls with 3-figure portfolios giving advice

[Anonymous No.54003055]

>>54003021
YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.54003066]

>>54003055
HOW DID I SNEED HERE?

[Anonymous No.54003076]

>>54001929
Sold my SOXL puts. Bought me SOXL longs. Ate mash. Ate beans and gravy. Love Ang Land. Aayyyee.

[Anonymous No.54003077]

Is there any economic problem that can't be solved by printing more money?

[Anonymous No.54003084]

>>54003042
facade was made of polyethylene

[Anonymous No.54003094]

>>54003055
>>54003066
>>54003077
no comment

[Anonymous No.54003096]

>>54003055
The eternal crab nigger

[Anonymous No.54003102]

>>54002478
>inflation ass oof January was 6.4%
>that guyss account is earning 4.15% interest
>this means he is losing 2.25% a year to inflation
>58k * 0.0225 = 1305
>1305/12 months in a year = 108.75
He is loosing a little over $100 a montth to inflation, less than 2k a year. Now I'll ask again, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.54003107]

>>54002862
>>54002909
>>54002917
>>54003011
Bobos extreme bearishness actually buffers markets from going lower, because a significant amount of people think it's over and sold 9 months ago

[Anonymous No.54003108]

Why do people think all banks are going under just because a couple dumbass ones are? Are we really putting JP Morgan and BofA in the same realm as Bank of SILICON VALLEY?
>SILICON VALLEY
>SILICON
Guys. We trust those woke ass mumu shits? Since when? Of course we don't. What? It was their fault they invested in crypto and biopharma like it's 2021.

[Anonymous No.54003114]

>>54003077
Inflation

[Anonymous No.54003130]

>>54002927
i dont understand this image, why would you get the urge to say we're back 20 minutes after saying it's over. is there some context i am missing here? like some tongue and cheek read between the lines thing going on?

[Anonymous No.54003135]

I think this might be why markets are shitting themselves. Time is running out.

[Anonymous No.54003144]

>>54002774
>Silicon Valley Bank collapsing
>Silicon Valley Bank

Perfect name for the shitshow that is come to all these overbloated, overleveraged, zombie tech companies. First FTX, then SIVB, which one of these major tech-related scam companies is next?

[Anonymous No.54003147]

>>54002496
thing is i always buy at the first of the month and then it tanks mid month lol, but, yeah, pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.54003146]

>>54003130
Don't think about it too much
>>54003135
Fed has tools etc etc

[Anonymous No.54003149]

>>54003114
Inflation isn't even a problem
>oh no everything costs more!
>but everyone is making more so there's literally no difference

Who cares if a dollar is equal to one euro or one yen, as long as what we make reflects it there's no problem

[Anonymous No.54003165]

>>54003102
umm sweaty that's daily inflation of 6.4%, please unignorance yourself

[Anonymous No.54003170]

>>54003108
>Are we really putting Bear Stearns and Merrill Lynch in the same realm as [some small dick bank]?

[Anonymous No.54003172]

>>54003146
>fed uses tools
>hyperinflation
>Zimbabwe

[Anonymous No.54003173]

>>54003135
This almost makes sense, except that during those instances the money supply was not only created for GIBS, it was created To Increase Capital Goods.
That distinction must be recognized, by all involved.

[Anonymous No.54003180]

>>54003135
It's QT this time. Those other times were "genuine" contractions. The Fed could just stop QT if it wanted. Not saying this is good but its stupid comparing past to present like this.

[Anonymous No.54003189]

>>54003108
>Are we really putting JP Morgan and BofA in the same realm as Bank of SILICON VALLEY?

Both Bank of America and JP Morgan completely shat the bad today on the SIVB news. They're all tied into each other one way or the other, and theyve all been gambling on the same exact shitty tech stocks, Chinese ADR's and meme stocks for the past 10 years of cheap liquidity. It's called contagion, and more is to come.

[Anonymous No.54003196]

According to the 10-year breakeven rate, the market predicts that inflation will only be 2.3% in the next 10 years. Inflation worriers BTFO.

[Anonymous No.54003203]

Okay now banks are collapsing we have to pause then cut interest rates. Collect your shorts and head to the exits it’s back to printing money and quantitative easing.

[Anonymous No.54003209]

>>54003102
Why are reddit tourists like this?

[Anonymous No.54003211]

>>54003149
>t.Brainard

[Anonymous No.54003219]

Goddamn, shit is looking pretty fucking dire

https://youtu.be/zW24Y3m2USQ

[Anonymous No.54003222]

>>54003170
Ok smartass. Who pre-empted them? Who was the small, innovation, venture-capital minded bank who preceded their downfalls? Merrill Lynch and Bear Sterns were fucking giants. You're not seeing them happen at a bank as big as them.

Dumb bobo fear point.

[Anonymous No.54003232]

>>54003149
kek

[Anonymous No.54003238]

>>54003189
Compare their websites. Tell me who their customers are. SIVB was invested in biopharma and Silvergate went balls deep in Crypto.

Jamie Dimon has been under the gun every single day since the beginning of 2021. They are not taking the same risks. I KNOW they all do business together but look at their fucking Market Caps.

[Anonymous No.54003259]

>>54003238
this, not all bank balance sheets are built the same

[Anonymous No.54003267]

>>54002997
Not a terrible idea, but a little risky.

[Anonymous No.54003274]

lel

[Anonymous No.54003285]

I just realized no one here knows shit about trading. I'm better off doing the opposite of what you niggers say.

[Anonymous No.54003296]

>>54003285
took you long enough

[Anonymous No.54003301]

>>54003285
Finally. Now you'll go long SOXL, like we told you, right?

[Anonymous No.54003310]

>>54003274
if you can't beat em, join em

[Anonymous No.54003338]

Gentlemen. A toast to the upcoming bank bailouts.

[Anonymous No.54003340]

>>54002568
Your little gay charts don't mean shit

[Anonymous No.54003348]

>>54003219
>Goddamn, shit is looking pretty fucking dire
>room full of white men being adults
I dont get it...

[Anonymous No.54003369]

Banana stock.

[Anonymous No.54003374]

>>54003285
>just realized

[Anonymous No.54003380]

>>54003338
Thank you for your sacrifice, taxpayers.

[Anonymous No.54003383]

>>54003338
Bail-ins*

[Anonymous No.54003385]

>>54003147
I always buy mid month or late into month. My theory is that beginning of the months is when all wagies DCA right after receiving their salary, which is the reason why most of the time I see pumps in the first few days of a months and then slow bleed and buying opportunities towards its end.

[Anonymous No.54003386]

Guys my money will be safe in schwab right? They wont just freeze my mutual funds and just take it all right?

[Anonymous No.54003389]

>>54003383
good thing I have no money

[Anonymous No.54003393]

>>54003386
lol

[Anonymous No.54003399]

>>54003285
Yes, go ahead and inverse general advice not investing more than you can afford to lose.

[Anonymous No.54003404]

>>54003301
Short-term.

Has anyone else noticed? We're playing in a tight range. I feel the institutional traders are taking their 10% and 5% scalps on these trades where we would normally look for 50% like retards (myself included.) But I can't even get 20% scalps on SOXL options these past few weeks. Institutional traders buy and sell before it gets there. Feels like we're consolidating before a major pump or drop.

[Anonymous No.54003407]

>>54003274
>why do you think putin did nothing wrong? you need to pay more taxes to support becky's kid! she's a strong single mother! equity!

[Anonymous No.54003410]

remember to have a mid-afternoon snack to keep you going
might i suggest..

[Anonymous No.54003418]

>futas

[Anonymous No.54003427]

>>54003386
Each mutual fund is its own separate company. As a shareholder, you have a claim on that company's equity. It's not like a bank deposit, where it's a liability of the bank.

[Anonymous No.54003431]

>>54003410
u kno a dog will lick peanut butter off anything

[Anonymous No.54003433]

But BBW beat. THEY WERE THE FATE OF AMERICA. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE US!

[Anonymous No.54003438]

>>54003431
post tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.54003440]

>>54002997
Sorry for my autism, but CLF produces steel for automotive industry.

[Anonymous No.54003456]

>>54003427
ok but what about my soxs? is schwab going to steal my soxs??

>>54003438

[Anonymous No.54003459]

>>54003433
>BBW beat
I see you are an architect as well

[Anonymous No.54003460]

>>54003051
Somehow it's always bobos who post 4 figures portfolios.

[Anonymous No.54003490]

i had to price check something at the grocery store and it was way more than i expected, but the cashier was a qt hapa so my spaghetti fell out and i said i'd take it :(

[Anonymous No.54003509]

>>54003285
Any good trading strategy essentially boils down to buy low sell high. Once you understand this, you too can make some money.

[Anonymous No.54003520]

>>54003460
>Bragging about having $88

[Anonymous No.54003529]

>>54003509
buy high sell low you say? i do that already

[Anonymous No.54003534]

>>54003520
Hey it's a lot in my country!

[Anonymous No.54003543]

>>54003456
If I left my SOXS shares on the table and wasn't looking, wouldn't you steal it?

[Anonymous No.54003547]

>>54003460
>>54003051
Well known fact all of the 6 or 7 figs are mumus.. and we dont give advise because we dont work for free.

[Anonymous No.54003550]

>>54002909
China just needs to wait and Taiwan will vote to join them in a few years, same goes for North Korea outlasting South Korea without any war

[Anonymous No.54003564]

>>54002744
Everything.
They don’t call it the great reset for nothing.
Nothing is safe.
Joe Biden and his handlers will sooner destroy the entire earth than give up power.
Extremely precarious situation.
WW3 / Great Reset will be attempted

[Anonymous No.54003565]

It's going to make the great depression look cheery.

[Anonymous No.54003593]

>>54003550
Do you think Taiwan's about to get really poor or something? What's the Chinese appeal? They already consider themselves Chinese, and the real China. And, legitimately, they did flee to Taiwan under the Kuomintang and they didn't suffer the genetic genocide that the mainland Chinese did.

[Anonymous No.54003596]

It's going to make black tuesday look like a respectable white man.

[Anonymous No.54003623]

>>54003550
>will vote to join them
lol just like how hong hong wanted to be part of china?

[Anonymous No.54003645]

>>54003543
i look at my soxs shares literally 40 hours a week you better not make do a heckin antisemitism

[Anonymous No.54003649]

>>54002239
Good thing for me I'm full bobo right now no longs at all let's go!

[Anonymous No.54003659]

>>54003547
>known fact all of the 6 or 7 figs are mumus
Provably false.

[Anonymous No.54003680]

>>54002276
Because it's the only bear funds I don't have, I'll get it tomorrow at open

[Anonymous No.54003684]

>>54003564
To be fair, it looks more and more like this is the case. Inflation wiped out savings, investment funds outpriced retail in housing market, stock market could be in crab mode for the next decade and by buying t-bills / notes you basically fund your oppressors.
They also hate PMs. In Australia they are launching materials in TV that smear PMs as a tool used only by money laundering criminals.
Shit's kinda fucked.

[Anonymous No.54003688]

was about time something happened, these threads were becoming stale

[Anonymous No.54003690]

>>54003659
and yet you provide none

[Anonymous No.54003691]

looks like SIVB and SPY are both still dying.
I cant wait for tomorrow to finally hit the circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.54003693]

is it time to panic yet?

[Anonymous No.54003717]

>>54003690

[Anonymous No.54003732]

Imagine actually losing money in this environment

[Anonymous No.54003735]

>>54003717
that's cash gang, not a bear

[Anonymous No.54003740]

>>54003732
Y-yeah, h-haha!

[Anonymous No.54003742]

You dca'd into your puts today right anon?

[Anonymous No.54003746]

>>54003649
the only thing i'm long is sjim

[Anonymous No.54003755]

>>54003509
I sold my calls around 1030 today for +4%. Bought low, didn't get too greedy when the rally stalled. I just wish I had bet against the overall mumu sentiment yesterday. The major bullish vibes going around should have clued me in. I could have made enough to retire.

[Anonymous No.54003765]

Why is not market healing in AH?

[Anonymous No.54003767]

>>54003564
>>54003684
How to escape the bugs.

They control PMs they control crypto, they control "muh anti money laundering" rules / banks. All a bit fucked innit.

[Anonymous No.54003777]

>>54003765
Bad trip this ones going to be out for six hours or more

[Anonymous No.54003779]

>>54003717
Yeah that aint bearish....

[Anonymous No.54003778]

>>54003684
T bills aren’t as safe as being made out.
US Government is extremely bankrupt.
It’s at least possible the debt cieling is not raised based on 20+ freedom caucus house GOP members talking a big game.
If US defaults or doesn’t raise debt cieling the treasury market could collapse further throwing banks holding any “held to maturity” bonds on their books into the black hole.

The fed will be going MUCH MUCH higher and much much longer. Eventually liquidity will dry up even more.

Avoid banks with big bond holdings that are not marked to market. If there is a bank run they will collapse.

Once WW3 starts and the recession hits even from 5% rates we should easily see 3500 in the S&P then i may start buying.

Covered call ETFs basically all I’m holding. Perfect for a 10 year crab market.

[Anonymous No.54003787]

>>54003717
The bills maturing in two weeks yield 5.3% annualized.

[Anonymous No.54003792]

>>54003742
no, my limit order didn't fill :(

[Anonymous No.54003794]

>>54003765
Shits fucked. Expect emergency bail outs / bail ins within the next month, then a housing crash and muh QE, whoopsie we made a hyperinflation, we're going to "reset" and switch over to CBDCs.

[Anonymous No.54003798]

>>54003778
>US Government is extremely bankrupt.
stopped reading right there

[Anonymous No.54003804]

Remember: short down to the bottom and then cash out to physical metals to avoid the sovereign debt crisis and bail-ins.

[Anonymous No.54003811]

>>54003593
>>54003623
I'm just mostly going from the fact that whenever the Taiwenese were polled the %s of the unificationkeks were never insignificant, I think 2004 for example around 40% of polled would have been okay with unification, though the number varies on the year and climate, it is never something small like under 10% though
Also I think the number is only going to increase as older generations who had actual memories of communist China die out and are replaced by ignorant young generations. They might also just look at Ukraine and see that they do not want to become a war zone and being fought to the last Taiwanese
My stance anyway is that China attacking is China losing and China waiting is China winning, if US wants to win they should attack China before the Chinese build up their navy which is a joke at the moment for example with only 1 real carrier and 1 converted carrier

[Anonymous No.54003822]

>>54003778
>Once WW3 starts
It's just that I'm not gonna be drafted is all. I know I know, it's just that I'm not gonna do it, haha.

[Anonymous No.54003830]

>>54003798
Let me guess - you think that because the gov can print money it can't default (i.e. MMT)? Technically true, but that would be a disaster.

[Anonymous No.54003831]

>>54003742
you are implying that I would fare better with options, mister porno magician
I sincerely doubt that in my case

[Anonymous No.54003841]

i remmber regretting not buying BAC at 29 in early 2021.. here we are again

[Anonymous No.54003842]

>>54003804
when bottom

[Anonymous No.54003847]

>>54003798
Lol the U.S. government cannot afford its debt service at 7% interest rates. That’s why Biden is about to tax the fuck out of you unrealized gains realized gains 40% capital gains and still has a trillion+ deficit. Read the tea leaves retard. How is it not bankrupt? The Us Will spend more on debt service to China than its entire military budget soon. AMERIKEKS will pay 60%-70% tax to pay off China

[Anonymous No.54003850]

>>54003778
Yup, those are not without risk indeed. Happened in past to German soldiers who had their savings allocated in war bonds.. Once WW1 ended their bonds became worthless while government was printing money to get out of the crysis (it got only worse). Interestingly enough, people flooded into stock market looking for safe heaven, resulting in huge pump to industrial stocks.
Overall I recommend reading on that period in German and Austrian history. It's very interesting how people lived during such difficult times. I wouldn't draw parallels tho, situation in those 2 countries was much different compared to USA.

[Anonymous No.54003852]

My divvy alerts just got sent to me. At least I can look forward to those. Divvies will never betray me.

[Anonymous No.54003861]

>>54003787
>>54003717
Wait, no. It looks like you gave us an old screenshot from a few days ago. It was more like 4.64% annualized at the time.

[Anonymous No.54003870]

>>54003830
>>54003847
Nope,
just nope.

[Anonymous No.54003871]

>>54003842
Emergency QE or when you lose confidence that you will be able to cash out, whichever comes first.

[Anonymous No.54003885]

>>54003794
Sounds cool, can't wait. Would be funny if they announced 2030 as the date of Great Reset just so that we think we still have 7 more years and then Bam! We wake up in dystopia 7 years ahead of schedule.

[Anonymous No.54003893]

>>54003852
Divvies get cut at the first sign of market uncertainty.

[Anonymous No.54003897]

>>54003885
>implying you didn't wake up in a dystopia since 2020

[Anonymous No.54003899]

i'm a PR, can I be drafted to fight for Israel?
i think I had to sign up for selective service when i got my green card

[Anonymous No.54003905]

whomst

[Anonymous No.54003906]

>>54003852
Divies do bring some comfiness in these dark times

[Anonymous No.54003911]

>>54003893
Markets have been uncertain for well over a year now

[Anonymous No.54003914]

>>54002430
What's the historical jew tax rate?

[Anonymous No.54003915]

>>54003905
obviously he means silly con.

[Anonymous No.54003916]

Is this bullish to you?

[Anonymous No.54003920]

>>54003897
To me the turning point was 9/11. Since then we have neverending stream of threats to freedom and humanity that must be addressed by taking our rights.

[Anonymous No.54003922]

>>54003905
Berkshire Hathaway

[Anonymous No.54003924]

>>54003765
Welcome to baggietown

[Anonymous No.54003928]

>>54003905
The man with the bas just walked in

[Anonymous No.54003929]

>>54002239
If you really wanted to tax the rich you’d force all Businesses or other organization to realize gains every decade since origination and force individuals to realize gains for any assets they purchased every five years from 18 onwards and up the capital loss carryover for income to be maxed out at 50k a year. The truly rich don’t get compensated in income and leverage themselves using their assets for liquidity and avoid any realization unless there are specific or optimal tax breaks.

[Anonymous No.54003930]

>>54003911
Uncertain in your pleb sense doesn't have a bearing on the use of the word in market terms.

[Anonymous No.54003934]

>>54003861
Sounds about right. I've been building a ladder for 6 months now. I only submit noncompetitive bids on the weekly auctions and hold to maturity, so the bid/ask isn't especially relevant to me. Given it's near expiry I'd expect it to converge on the current federal funds rate.

[Anonymous No.54003935]

>>54003893
> Divvies get cut at the first sign of market uncertainty.

[Anonymous No.54003940]

>>54003804
she could ride my dick like that if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.54003941]

>>54003916
Nah its sheepish.

[Anonymous No.54003947]

>>54003940
>she

[Anonymous No.54003949]

>>54003940
she has a black boyfriend

[Anonymous No.54003951]

>>54003940
Explain to an esl five year old

[Anonymous No.54003955]

>>54003949
no she doesn't

[Anonymous No.54003961]

>>54002593
>T-Bill Barons
I got some delicious yields on 17-week this week

Me thinks 8-week will break 5% on the next auction. Just need a hot payroll and CPI to align with the mood of higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.54003963]

>maybe they will bounce in AH trading
.
.
.
NOPE
>YFW you bought the dip right before an historic market meltdown

[Anonymous No.54003966]

>>54003811
>China attacking is China losing and China waiting is China winning
Interesting. And that 40% poll. I have to look into that. I wouldn't be surprised, man. The Chinese like peace, whether they're mainland or otherwise Cheers

[Anonymous No.54003971]

>>54003951
Unga bunga bix nood moffuga

[Anonymous No.54003975]

How in the FUCK are you going to let a bank go tits-up under your watch as a Fed Chairman.
Activate the fucking printer nao Powell holy shit.

[Anonymous No.54003976]

>>54003804
dream life. this is actually making me weep as a white man because I dont think Ill ever be as happy as this. gonna cry.

[Anonymous No.54003985]

>>54003847
>be china
>buy bonds that say you will be paid monopoly money
>” I own the US NOW”
lolz

[Anonymous No.54003988]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54003992]

>>54003811
Maybe if by "unification" they mean with the current Taiwanese government at the helm

[Anonymous No.54003995]

>looking at future computer
everything is red, not just us markets....but everywhere...

guys this is it....this is the big one

[Anonymous No.54004005]

what options should I gamble on at open? I was unfortunately in a coma today

[Anonymous No.54004010]

>>54003975

[Anonymous No.54004013]

>>54003870
Let me guess you think they can print their way out.
Not anymore.
That’s why we have 10% inflation and the hike to 5% didn’t work. That’s what the market knows. Powell even said he may have to get back to .50 bps hikes.

[Anonymous No.54004014]

>>54004005
Anon there is no open this was the big one

F

[Anonymous No.54004015]

>>54003274
>embrace equality pose

The new >>hands<<

[Anonymous No.54004020]

>>54003975
SVB is a meme bank for non profitable garbage tech companies that deserves everything that happens to it, let it fucking die lmao

[Anonymous No.54004026]

>>54002568
Fuck off tankie, this board is for capitalists

[Anonymous No.54004028]

>>54003975
>Letting the banks fail on purpose.

[Anonymous No.54004030]

>>54003995
just put everything in gold anon

[Anonymous No.54004035]

>>54003976
Why won't you move to some "comfy" village to live there then? The truth is, life off the grid requires lots of sacrifices and looks cool only in webms, which stops most people from making a decission to moge to such place.

[Anonymous No.54004042]

>>54001929
NEW

>>54004037

>>54004037

>>54004037

[Anonymous No.54004047]

>>54002317
Antebellum south

[Anonymous No.54004048]

>>54003955
ok

[Anonymous No.54004052]

>>54004020
Do you want Bear Sterns and Lehmans Brother 2.0? Because the contagion effect is real even if you never intend for it to happen.

[Anonymous No.54004062]

How natgas moves every week:
>bearish storage report on thursday
>BOIL drops 10%
>bullish rig report on friday
>BOIL jumps 8%
It's on a downtrend, but I think my credit puts are safe.

[Anonymous No.54004087]

>>54003893
You shut your whore mouth and let me enjoy this

[Anonymous No.54004103]

>>54003916
>Yield curve starting to uninvert

[Anonymous No.54004104]

>>54003971
Im Turkish
Greek it up

[Anonymous No.54004121]

>>54002997
Thee jews didn't blow up that building in china is the thing tho

[Anonymous No.54004158]

>>54004104
Nah, do it yourself
(get it? because greeks are lazy? haha)

[Anonymous No.54004182]

>>54002531
Vanguard's CEO recently told the ESG crowd to fuck itself. Considering the place is structured as a co-op while every other broker is publicly traded/owned by shareholders, they're unironically your most ethical choice.

[Anonymous No.54004185]

>>54003916
>spread between 3M and 30Y at one handle two hundred forty pips
wow

[Anonymous No.54004356]

What happened today work was gay and I couldn't pay attention

[Anonymous No.54004375]

>>54004356
Mumus delusions finally caught up to him