/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54000892]

Regional banks edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjoK8Y8kkaw

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.54000921]

Realistic expectations for oil this year?

[Anonymous No.54000948]

Cock

[Anonymous No.54001061]

>>54000921
Bout tree fitty

[Anonymous No.54001120]

SPX will hit 3000 this year

[Anonymous No.54001141]

SEVENTY NINES ARE TRADING!

https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I?t=17

[Anonymous No.54001296]

What brokers should I avoid if I don't want to help with the downfall of America? I don't want to deal with a broker that buys up property and homes like BlackRock. Is that something I I can even avoid if I use any large broker, or would it be better not to invest into any company stock that BlackRock owns? I was going to do Vanguard, but they seemingly do the same thing and own most companies.

Is this something I can even go against?

[Anonymous No.54001535]

buttcoin getting oversold too
-8% on the day

[Anonymous No.54003103]

bump

[Anonymous No.54003134]

Sellers are exhausted

[Anonymous No.54003816]

>>54001296

If they don't get your money they will be given printer money to buy the world with. This is not something you can solve, or are obligated to solve, as an individual.

You can try to boycott particularly evil corps, but don't miss investing opportunities to do so. You are much better off making money in the system and using that to buy land and a shot at freedom, than boycotting the whole thing and ending up a UBI serf.

[Anonymous No.54005662]

dont you go dyin on me

[Anonymous No.54005663]

>>54000921
120$ according to Goldman Sachs :-)

[Anonymous No.54005665]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2SiFqQw8Q

[Anonymous No.54005677]

>>54001120
1800, simple as.

[Anonymous No.54005680]

Well I sold my NVDA puts cause I'm guessing it'll bounce before it dumps more. Feels like tech is about to be deep into the red next week but idk, I just trade on gut feelings and not analysis.

[Anonymous No.54005688]

I'm looking forward to grilling soon, /smg/
I sure hope we still have an economy this summer that can provide me burgers and brats to grill at the KR

[Anonymous No.54005690]

Blood in the street, but is it mine?

[Anonymous No.54005697]

BOIL
BOIL

BOIL

BOIL
AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54005706]

>>54005688
wer did u get this picture of my backyard

[Anonymous No.54005709]

>>54005688
Sorry, best I can do is mostly peaceful anti-white pogroms.

[Anonymous No.54005715]

The situation sure is getting hairy, bros.
>>54000921
JP Morgan Chase gets replaced as RAB (Rothschild American Bank)

[Anonymous No.54005716]

>OMG LE PANIC
Yeah this dip is going to be slurped like all the others.

[Anonymous No.54005733]

>>54005677
why 1800?

[Anonymous No.54005737]

>>54001296
Answered a couple threads back: >>54004182

[Anonymous No.54005740]

I must DCA tomorrow, glad I get to buy in lower this time.

[Anonymous No.54005742]

>>54005677
Finally people spam hot chicks instead of ugly, fat bitches.

[Anonymous No.54005744]

>>54005688
For me, it's camping.
>Tetons are beautiful BTW

[Anonymous No.54005763]

>>54005740
heh, foolish move right before a 100 year bear market

[Anonymous No.54005774]

Way too many slurpers round these parts. If the F.E.D. doesn't spring a bailout or we don't get gigabullish jobs numbers (-500k at least), we'll hit circuit breakers.

[Anonymous No.54005776]

Real talk, if the Fed is stupid enough to raise it by 50, instead of a steady 25, the system will start to crack.
I am actually getting angry at how poorly they are doing their jobs.

[Anonymous No.54005782]

>>54005774
>gigabullish jobs numbers (-500k at least)
The fact this is a thing is depressing. I get it, but damn.

[Anonymous No.54005783]

>>54005776
jerome doesn't get paid very much
you get what you pay for

[Anonymous No.54005789]

>>54005776
They'll pull a Bank of England. QE bailout for SVB, 50 bps rate hike.

[Anonymous No.54005792]

>>54005774
here's the thing, i will slurp no matter what

[Anonymous No.54005794]

>>54005733
Because 1800 is fair value for the S&P 500, you silly goose. :^)

[Anonymous No.54005805]

Domi dca now or wait longer?

[Anonymous No.54005806]

>>54005792
You say that, right up until the layoff notice hits your inbox.

[Anonymous No.54005812]

>>54005805
>futures

[Anonymous No.54005820]

Will markets be red tomorrow? I need to go balls deep in DRV. I didn't do it when it dipped in AH...
What inverse ETFs are you guys holding? I'm all cash

[Anonymous No.54005824]

>>54005812
whyd he do it bros?

[Anonymous No.54005827]

>>54005812
why did she do it

[Anonymous No.54005829]

>>54005794
Is this based off P/E or what?

[Anonymous No.54005831]

>>54000892
You niggers cost me 600 dollars in one week. I was going to put 15 percent of my portfolio into TMF last week at 7.40. you niggers made fun of me because much inflation and I conceded. You people are a fucking cancer

[Anonymous No.54005848]

>>54005820
TZA, FAZ, SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.54005852]

>>54005774
>way too many bag holders round these parts
perfect time to dump

[Anonymous No.54005855]

Today was a good day for mott capital

[Anonymous No.54005861]

>>54000892
>this is fine

[Anonymous No.54005862]

Give it to me fucking straight anon, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being ultra fucked) how fucked are we?

[Anonymous No.54005869]

>>54005829
thank mr waits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHn_Kb4Dz40

[Anonymous No.54005871]

>>54005665
Man whenever I see this we pump

[Anonymous No.54005873]

>>54005862
The Fed'll step in tomorrow or over the weekend if it gets *really* bad. So roughly "Tintin, it's Wednesday" levels.

[Anonymous No.54005878]

>>54005829
Simple. As.

>>54005862
15

[ChickenWingWillie No.54005885]

EU: confirmed mass-vaxx of birds starting anywhere from March 12 to May

UK: exploring the idea, hesitant

US: exploring the idea, expected to pull the trigger

BR: no infections yet, watching

yall realize how many vaccines this may take and how many workers may be exposed? pray for the poultry, for the GAINS

[Anonymous No.54005888]

>>54005873
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING NUMBER I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TINTIN IS BRO

[Anonymous No.54005891]

>>54005848
>TZA
I like this one, small caps getting dunked on

[Anonymous No.54005895]

>>54005871
yeah I'm trying to save the market

[Anonymous No.54005899]

do i just close all positions and go to 100% cash in the morning or do i just keep holding?

[Anonymous No.54005908]

>>54005899
All in on leveraged longs on TQQQ. Pivot soon my fellow ape.

[Anonymous No.54005910]

i am ruined

[Anonymous No.54005912]

2-YEAR YIELD 4.8%
10-YEAR YIELD 3.87%

wat mean

[Anonymous No.54005925]

>>54005885
I thought bird flu was already over. Hatch rates are way up. It takes a chicken like 6 months to get to egg laying maturity, so it still hasn't been reflected in egg prices.

[Anonymous No.54005930]

>>54005912
gee idk why would DXY and yields be down on a day like this. Surely they would continue pumping because the crash is literally happening right now and this is literally the big one

[Anonymous No.54005933]

>>54005888

[Anonymous No.54005937]

>>54005910
All bulls are plebbitors.
All plebbitors deserve to lose their money.
All bulls deserve to lose their money, QED.

[Anonymous No.54005942]

>>54005776
You're fucking retarded, making things break is the only way to beat inflation.

[Anonymous No.54005943]

>>54005895
Respectable
>>54005862
7, we are in for it this next year and a half, however, I still buy a wee bit of SPY every day it is below 400

[Anonymous No.54005950]

>>54005888
Worth noting >>54005933 is an edit of "Captain, it's Wednesday". The latter denoting a slightly lesser degree of fuckedness.

Also the Tintin comics are great. Some are even extremely racist.

[Anonymous No.54005953]

holy fuck my bubble bath is way too hot and i scalded my foot testing the waters. Extremely bearish

[Anonymous No.54005961]

>>54005950
THANKS MANG I'LL CHECK THESE OUT I LIKE COMICS

[Anonymous No.54005967]

>>54005862
>TFW my portfolio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo7sRtKB08I

[Anonymous No.54005975]

>>54005885
>Eat chicken
>Get bird flu vaccine mrna in your system
They need to let this shit burn through its fuel so to speak, fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.54005980]

>>54005885
Last night a dude put together

>Avian Flu
Novartis (NVS): Extavia/Interferon Beta-1b Kit
Sanofi (SNY): Fluzone/Influenza Virus vaccine
Merck (MRK): Intron A/Interferon alfa-2b, recombinant injection

GlaxoSmithKline: Relenza/Zanamivir
Bayer: Betaseron/Interferon beta-1b
Roche Group: Xofluza/Baloxavir Marboxil
???: Kynamro/Mipomersen Sodium injection


Any we're missing? Any worth betting on?

[Anonymous No.54005982]

>>54005953
Ahhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.54005994]

>>54005912
Crash has been cancelled.
Say "Thank you, Mr. Fed!"

[ChickenWingWillie No.54006012]

>>54005925

absolutely is not over IMO. need to dig into poultry vaxx national stockpiles, if they exist; would govt orders be expected? doubt there are PCR test stockpiles. the latter may be the play at this stage of the virality. we'll see. i need cannabis. enhance autistic DD. remember each bird must be shot up individually. that means exposure risk. which means PCR testing needed......

[Anonymous No.54006016]

>>54005994
>picrel
That nigga about to start an 80s New Wave band

[Anonymous No.54006021]

Not even lean hogs could be saved...

[Anonymous No.54006024]

>>54005953
This is exactly why that one anon only does ice baths.

[Anonymous No.54006039]

>>54006021
OJ trucking along as usual

[Anonymous No.54006044]

>>54006021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7T4aQMxTTM

[Anonymous No.54006046]

>>54006021
OJ bros still winning tho

[Anonymous No.54006045]

What the fuck do I do with

BOIL

[Anonymous No.54006047]

They didn't believe in us INTChuds. We will show them. We will show them all.

[Anonymous No.54006048]

overaged orange liquer is not bad to sip on even if its old as fuck and just kept in a dark cabinet.

[Anonymous No.54006061]

>>54006045
Rip your face off, or wait until you are in profit then sell

[Anonymous No.54006065]

>>54006045
Personally I plan to bail if natty's below 2.25 for a few hours or when it's above 4.00. But your risk tolerance may vary.

[Anonymous No.54006066]

feds gonna pivot

[Anonymous No.54006067]

>>54006066
Checked, but doesn't the pause/pivot cause the final doompening?

[Anonymous No.54006068]

>>54005953
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/basics/06/invertedyieldcurve.asp
Tldr; Sign of recession but not a guarantee

[Anonymous No.54006073]

>>54006066
Fed's gonna force all of the banks to sell and we'll all suddenly have Federal Reserve checking accounts by end of next week

[Anonymous No.54006077]

>>54006066
Nah. They didn't when DXY was hitting 115 or England's gilts turned into wilts. It's 2% inflation or bust.

[Anonymous No.54006078]

>>54006067
First the pivot leads to massive surge. Then the music stops.
Freefall.

[Anonymous No.54006081]

>>54006067
The final doomp comes after the pivooot.

[Anonymous No.54006084]

And now, a brief moment of silence for the posters ITT who will soon give their life savings in the line of duty to bail-in the jewish owned banks that couldn't manage risk properly (antisemitic).

[Anonymous No.54006085]

>>54006066
No they're not you fucking retard. And even when they do the market will do down once they start.
Can't wait till you pivot fags get BTFO. This is what over a decade of QE and ZIRP does to mfs

[Anonymous No.54006086]

>>54006073
If we're going that route, I want Jerome to be the loan officer for my mortgage.

[Anonymous No.54006088]

>>54006067
Neh, when SPY goes below 300 the FED will pivot and not a day before.

Screen cap this post and rest your bids for SPY at 280; we will be there before you know it.

[Anonymous No.54006092]

>>54006084
is that any different than my taxes being taken out of every paycheck and used to pay welfare?

[Anonymous No.54006095]

>>54006088
I'm betting it happens when Powell resigns over "health problems". He'll ride off into the sunset on his bike, to read detective novels forevermore.

[ChickenWingWillie No.54006104]

>>54005980
ya i saved that. i see VRAX for test kits. need to dig into PCR testing companies from COVID era. likely some crossover, maybe some are already gearing up for avian. TOMDF announced test kit shit but that appears to be a trash company. float larger than my ex gf's waistline. mexico uses Boehringer Ingelheim and Avimex vaxx but those retards are private. pool's closed. CEVA has a duck vaxx but who cares about ducks desu. i'm chicken wing willie. Merck is working on a vaxx for DIVA strategy. i will keep digging until i have a concrete strategy for this first stage of the bird flu trade, but it feels like it's starting to pick up its pace. 12hr dd sess inc. i have to complete this by monday. understand i am entirely focused on animal vaxxing + PCR testing rn. CDC threat level hasn't reached 4 yet (M2M xfer), let alone 5 (H2H xfer). human shit will be stage 2.

>>54005975
u turning vegan off that fear faggot? more vaxxed-up chicken nuggets for me

[Anonymous No.54006110]

>>54006084
dont worry none of us have more than the FDIC insured amount in a bank account

[Anonymous No.54006123]

>>54006085
sorry bobo no refunds. hes gonna pivot like always

[Anonymous No.54006124]

im going to buy index funds only now. i capitulate.

[Anonymous No.54006127]

>>54006086
Jerome's gonna be the security guard who makes you take off your hat and sunglasses to come inside

[Anonymous No.54006134]

>>54006124
bogle approves

[Anonymous No.54006135]

When to start buying calls? Seems like everything is at bottom or will it go even lower?

[Anonymous No.54006137]

>>54006084
not gonna lie, if I have to bail-in Vanguard, I will personally make every /smg/ thread a how to make thermite glowie thread if I have to travel the country hopping from public wifi to public wifi.

[Anonymous No.54006142]

>>54006073
FedNow starts in June
https://www.federalreserve.gov/paymentsystems/fednow_about.htm

[Anonymous No.54006143]

>>54006088
I said 320 earlier. This is getting spooky.

[Anonymous No.54006148]

>>54005930
Investors are flocking to bonds because stocks don't have the bid. What do you even mean?

[Anonymous No.54006159]

>>54006110
lol

[Anonymous No.54006166]

>>54006123
when they do pivot it will be an admission that everything is fucked. probably won't have the effect bulls hope for.

[Anonymous No.54006176]

>>54006166
Wrong. It will cause a monster bullrun, just like the runoff in december 2022 before everything crashed again.
The crash won't be so light this time though.

[Anonymous No.54006182]

This entire market is a house of cards held up by wet duct tape. Hopefully the FED and the PPT boys don't interfere and let this shit drill further down so we can reach some sense of fair value.

[Anonymous No.54006187]

Looked up my first gamble stock I held from 2018 to right before covid. My what a shat show it did after I sold with my bag of green. (AMRN). Went from 22.x down to uh 1.71 a share. Guess that's what happens when you reject big pharma huh. The ironic thing is that the drug they got helps prevent you from having "The Big One" which is big money maker so yeah.

[Anonymous No.54006189]

>>54006143
Remember, SPY went from 155 to 67 in 2008

An equivalent move would bring SPY to around 208 this time. You could possibly start to buy at 300 and STILL take a 30% drawdown and it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary.

[Anonymous No.54006194]

anyone here have all the jerome powell copypastas?

[Anonymous No.54006201]

>>54006189
180 is the bottom. It has been foretold.

[Anonymous No.54006212]

mommmmm futures are selling off again

[Anonymous No.54006214]

>>54006137
Goddammit, that's not how Vanguard works, guys.

At worst, if your VTSAX plunges 90% or whatever, they'll hike expense ratios to 0.5% to keep the lights on. Tim Buckley's not out there lending your money to homeless Bay Area trannies with a dream and a YC pedigree.

[Anonymous No.54006220]

>COATUE, USV, AND FOUNDER COLLECTIVE ADVISE COMPANIES TO WITHDRAW SVB FUNDS

Bros, just how fucked are we really?

[Anonymous No.54006236]

>>54006214
that's good, because they have all my money

[Anonymous No.54006238]

>>54006194
You mean the ones where he's lewdly fucking the market?

[Anonymous No.54006244]

>>54005878
digusting whore

[Anonymous No.54006245]

I bought call options on oil back in January cause a friend told me in worst case scenario we might see a commodity shock if a collapse in the economic sphere happens. The calls expire in July, are we going to be rich?

[Anonymous No.54006255]

it is so fucking over

[Anonymous No.54006258]

>>54006212
I sold my shorts today

[Anonymous No.54006267]

>>54006245
Eh, China will still probably have its SPR tamping down on prices. Not to mention Biden's summer sale of another 27m barrels. *And* the liquidity crunch/market crash from April (when the TGA stops drawing down) to June (when the debt ceiling is lifted and bonds are gigaheemed).

Geez, yeah, now that I think about it, your calls are probably gonna expire just short of when the dollar dies and oil runs to $150.

[Anonymous No.54006276]

Why are futures overreacting. This bank stuff is a nothingburger. Some literal who bank goes under and SPY loses 400 billion in value? No way it stays down.

[Anonymous No.54006278]

>>54006276
this is the big one bro. bears won.

[Anonymous No.54006280]

>>54006212
>RTY down another 1%
GET YOUR SISTER AWAY FROM THE FUCKING COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54006281]

>>54006258
shoulda bought pants

[Anonymous No.54006292]

>>54006045
Did you FOMO in last Friday?

[Anonymous No.54006296]

>>54006276
You get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.54006299]

>>54000892
I also enjoy my highschool class full of 30 year olds.

[Anonymous No.54006304]

>>54006276
>Some literal who bank
It was a $15b bank, used by a gazillion smaller tech and biotech companies.

[Anonymous No.54006305]

damn look at bonds go

[Anonymous No.54006314]

>futures

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54006316]

>>54000892
Is trading options for a living a meme? I want back in the game but I'm just so damn comfy not staring at charts all day. If I do get back in the game i want to implement hard stop loss rules after I have fully exhausted my capital deployment. Want to base the loss exit rule based on the daily ATR on the 1 min or 5 min chart.

[Anonymous No.54006317]

>>54006305
>2 year computer down 139 pips

[Anonymous No.54006321]

>>54006084
Whats even a good hedge against this?

[Anonymous No.54006324]

Reminder: we warned you

[Anonymous No.54006328]

>banks insolvent
GAP DOWN TOMORROW
FUCK THE NASDAQ
FEELS GOOD TO BE SHORT

>>54005831
/smg/ does this all the time
>SELL KOLD AFTER THANKSGIVING IT'S GOING DOWN
>*does a 10x*
>DON'T BUY DWAC IN OCTOBER 2021 IT'S SHIT
>*does a 10x in one day*
>SNIPPITY PIPPITY POO BUY SOXL FUCK THE SOXL FUDDERS REEE
What really gets me is the childish attitude that people choosing to talk about stuff other than soxl would somehow take away profits from soxl. Even though it's an etf and doesn't work that way, it follows the underlying stock movements and is not moved by people specifically buying it.

Anyway.

[Anonymous No.54006332]

>>54006314
VIX futures looking good

[Anonymous No.54006333]

Silvergate was the fucking black swan!

I seriously thought Credit Suisse would be the trigger, but damn I didn't see this shit coming, fuck.

[Anonymous No.54006334]

>>54006276
Anon it’s the 18th largest bank in America. A liquidity crisis would naturally start in the smaller banks before the bigger ones start having issues too.
You wouldn’t hear about Citi having problems first

[Anonymous No.54006337]

>>54006321
A bank account in another country, denominated in another currency.

Then again, the odds of a Cypriot style bail-in is 0.00001%. Anons are just memeing about it.

[Anonymous No.54006339]

>>54006321
Unironically crypto

[Anonymous No.54006340]

>>54006324
You so did not, I'm happy, ecstatic even, to see banks exploding but I'm positive no warning on this front was given

[Anonymous No.54006341]

>>54006321

Physical dollars, that you can eventually switch to physical PMs when they start spiking.
Anything in the system is a liability.

[Anonymous No.54006346]

>>54006333
Credit Suisse and Blackstone are still in play. This is only a small preview.

[Anonymous No.54006352]

>>54006333
Get it, now? Everyone expecting CS means it was NOT a black swan. By definition.

[Anonymous No.54006356]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.54006360]

>>54005776
He's been saying over and over and over that things will get bumpy, the markets will reflect the tools, jobs will be lost, course will be kept. Have you considered listening?

[Anonymous No.54006363]

I just want a million dollars
is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.54006378]

>>54006276
It's called a canary in a coal mine. If that bank collapsed how bad are the other banks. It starts a fear cycle. Once one bank goes under it tends to cause a chain reaction as other banks are exposed. It also causes general panic as banks begin looking through their books to make sure they are safe.

It wasn't a nothing bank either half of all tech start ups went through them and nearly half of all IPOing biotech went through them. Meaning those companies are SOL for loans and the 47 billion in loans has to go somewhere. Also it was the fact that not only them but Silvergate who was pretty much the main hub for crypto transfers is going under.

[Anonymous No.54006390]

>>54006363
Should have loaded up calls for tomorrow's dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.54006397]

Holy shit, I have been uncontrollably laughing all afternoon at this credit crisis. I haven't felt this good in ages. I have unironically become the joker.

[Anonymous No.54006407]

>>54006340
>You so did not
here are two posts from me warning you specifically about the banks, just with these keywords searched
I made hundreds of posts discussing the increase in defaults, delinquencies, hundreds of posts discussing the banks terrible earnings, and how they were putting aside record billions to prepare for their loan failures & interconnected failures

[Anonymous No.54006419]

>>54006333
These are the first tremors and cracks. We're now going to see a chain of events exponentially increasing in magnitude and intensity. The market has a sense that it's time to exit high-risk assets. They're going to smash the sell button on real estate next, and then the whole system tumbles.

[Anonymous No.54006421]

it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.54006423]

>>54005776
Anon they are raising it 25 they just aren't pausing meaning it will be 50 after two 25 hikes. 25 was only a thing because people were coping for a pause.

[Anonymous No.54006428]

In the end this is going to be very good for the well capitalized, conservative banks. The ones who can afford to buy the loans these banks have now to sell at a discount to maintain the requirements

[Anonymous No.54006442]

>>54006340
>>54006407
>You so did not
Yeah, I did - and I was not alone in warning you, there were many others warning along side me

[Anonymous No.54006443]

>>54005862
0. Nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.54006444]

>>54006419
You could hear it in CNBC today SVD and Silvergate shook the fuck out of them and I could hear actual Fear starting to creep in.

[Anonymous No.54006449]

>>54006352
Me on the bottom left.

[Anonymous No.54006451]

>>54006407
Oh, well done then, I missed those posts. It may have been a thread contaminated with nameniggers and avatarfaggots, I just close out of those nowadays.

[Anonymous No.54006452]

>>54006397
Okay? Like you saw some headlines about Silvergate and SVB and got giddy?

[Anonymous No.54006453]

>>54006442
At least we tried

[Anonymous No.54006464]

>>54006444
when i saw someone post "is this why our banks are collapsing?" in a random thread on /pol/ I knew shit was going downand ran over here lol

when bank collapse enters casual conversation it's time to SELL

[Anonymous No.54006465]

>>54006258
>covering your shorts on day one of the down move


Rookie mistake. We haven’t even seen the panic let alone capitulation yet. Not even close.

[Anonymous No.54006474]

Someone talk to me about scalp trading strategies. I got wrecked for $60k on a few greedy options plays gone bad in 2021 out of pure greed/ignorance. It can't be that hard just to limit position sizes and get out when you are wrong right?

[ChickenWingWillie No.54006484]

ain't nothing wrong with smoking crack and mashing buy/sell hotkeys desu

[Anonymous No.54006486]

>>54006474
Unless you have a bot that does sub-ms execution, give up.

[Anonymous No.54006489]

>>54006444

>BANK RUNS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S735y-gESJ4

[Anonymous No.54006490]

>>54006340
someone posted about blackstone defaulting on shit a couple days ago, which caused me to buy puts on them too early... 3/17 options closed -80% from monday yesterday, then hit +600% from that at some point today

[Anonymous No.54006497]

>Have to get wagie job, need a car
>Have enough for one but a crash may be coming, feel like I'll miss the chance to buy in
>Can't get more money cuz no job
>No job cuz no car, etc.
Fuck this

[Anonymous No.54006502]

>Last BoJ Meeting for outgoing Chief Kuroda

Make a good one!

[Anonymous No.54006504]

>>54006490
I just sell the things for that reason, timing is a nigger and the black swan rules all, the key definer of the black swan being no one can predict it.
Just buying and holding is probably still the superior strategy though.

[Anonymous No.54006509]

>>54006497
if you don't have an income stream, getting one should be your top priority

[Anonymous No.54006512]

>>54006502
Imagine if he abolishes YCC out of the blue. Just goes down in history as a legend.

[Anonymous No.54006532]

>>54006486
>a bot that does sub-ms execution
I was QuickDraw McGraw back in Sept when I finally figured my life out for a month and mastered my emotions. But I am thinking the same thing as a matter of self imposed controls. If a bot can't execute it then you don't actually have a strategy. I learned I have too much human judgement in my current "strategy" for it to even be considered a strategy. Hard parameters. Hard exit gain rules, hard exit loss rule, hard entry rules. Feel like I can come up with something. But how do I get chatgpt to instantly analyze the data drops in real time and make a bull/bear decision and execute the order?

[Anonymous No.54006540]

>>54006512
if only we're so lucky

https://www.boj.or.jp/en/mopo/mpmdeci/mpr_2023/k230310a.pdf

Gotta wait for the new kid to drive the hotrod into USA's Debt Ceiling

[Anonymous No.54006555]

https://youtu.be/u4Krvtpftts?t=1318
How much money did Tom lose today to be this pissed?

[Anonymous No.54006558]

nothing is gonna happen, markets will drop slowly into a soft landing until some form of QE is announced aka lowering rates. There is too much money in the system, 70% of the money supply was printed in the last 2 years.

[Anonymous No.54006562]

Bond yields tanking is actually good, it means that investors are playing defensively rather than totally cashing out and/or investing in rope

[Anonymous No.54006576]

>>54006558
>There's so much money in the system and that's why the fed is going to switch to QE
retard

[Anonymous No.54006582]

>>54006558
>QE is announced aka lowering rates
I agree with the rest, however.

[Anonymous No.54006586]

Alright on a more fun note.

What will the new meta be for the markets? Old TECH is dead for the forseeable future.

[Anonymous No.54006587]

>>54006558
That means more inflation

[Anonymous No.54006594]

0.0

WHARTON SCHOOL DEAN
WOULD

[Anonymous No.54006598]

>>54006452
I've been warning you for an entire year.

[Anonymous No.54006606]

>>54006587
Probably inevitable.

[Anonymous No.54006609]

>>54006558
If the Fed brings in QE and cuts rates before inflation is dealt with you will see a MUCH worse recession and worse rate hikes. There is a reason Volker is feared on Wall Street he made that exact mostake and had to bring down 20% rates on everyone.

[Anonymous No.54006610]

[Anonymous No.54006613]

>>54006586
lean hogs and orange juice. always has been.

[Anonymous No.54006616]

VOOmers, don't turn off that monthly auto purchase. This is where we beat the market timers

[Anonymous No.54006623]

>>54006586
Onions futures of course

[Anonymous No.54006637]

>>54006558
>70% of the money supply was printed in the last 2 years.
and it will be going directly into my pocket

[Anonymous No.54006638]

>>54006586
Whatever LETF is even more ass garbage than SOXL and BOIL lmao

[Anonymous No.54006651]

>>54006304
>used by a gazillion smaller tech and biotech companies
Shitcos BTFO. This is unironically bullish.

[Anonymous No.54006653]

>>54006616
>I need a W
>value ETF investor

[Anonymous No.54006662]

>>54006609
This.

[Anonymous No.54006664]

HOLY FUCK

>futures

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

[Anonymous No.54006676]

Will the upcoming market crash help me get a gf?

[Anonymous No.54006685]

>>54006637
Based

[Anonymous No.54006686]

>>54006676
Unironically yes.

[Anonymous No.54006700]

>>54006638
BNKU. The Fed *can't* let the big dogs fail. It's a sure thing.

[Anonymous No.54006701]

>>54006653
What?

[Anonymous No.54006713]

>>54006314
>>54006314

what is going on here?

[Anonymous No.54006715]

I got fuggin smoked today bro. The cake is a lie

[Anonymous No.54006717]

>>54006701
Chicken butt

[Anonymous No.54006722]

>>54006651
It'd be wild if shit like TQQQ and LABU does well because they can predatorily gobble up smaller competitors.

[Anonymous No.54006726]

So I guess we might be adding 2023 to the list of "worst financial years in history" if it keeps shitting like this and worse?

https://youtu.be/IAqAl292ozs

[Anonymous No.54006729]

Cool it guys

[Anonymous No.54006731]

>>54006638
NVDL

[Anonymous No.54006736]

>>54006729
fuck you Jewmer I will continue posting memes!

[Anonymous No.54006747]

>It's time for SQQQ soon
I was mocked

>the 7/21 $10 YANG Calls
They already 2xd. Took profits on some of them and bought more BOIL

>the Jannies
They ban me every time I post

It's okay. The less I'm on this shithole useless boars full of haters the more time I'm going to spend working out and cooming in 3d girls

[Anonymous No.54006752]

FUCK SILVERGATE

[Anonymous No.54006757]

I hope the crash takes down capital one I've been ah jeez duding them for months now

[Anonymous No.54006770]

>>54006757
Ah jeez, 300 dollars? I can do like, 3 dollars?

[Anonymous No.54006773]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54006801]

>another financial crisis is coming guise!!
kek. in a few weeks to months we'll be back above 4200 and all of this talk of doom will have been forgotten.
I've been hearing the exact same arguments for why this or that bank is going bring everything down for so long now.
First it was Deutsche bank, that was in 2015.
Then it was CS last year, now it's some literal who, kek.
Everytime the target gets smaller yet the threat gets larger. Just remember that chart anons, 2023 is the year you fucking slam that green button no matter what they tell you.

[Anonymous No.54006802]

>>54006773
Remember the "teenager" who just so happened to also be in control of millions who just so happened to "strike it big" with BBBY? niggers

[Anonymous No.54006805]

>>54006773
lel, wasn't 1.25$ the threshhold?
fuggin' destroyed

[Anonymous No.54006807]

>>54006558
>QE is announced aka lowering rates.
Not this year unless we get a depression tier collapse that offsets the inflation
Even then we'll just get a repeat of Mar 2020

[Anonymous No.54006811]

What does everyone think happened today?

Where can I find the best summary?

And why didn’t I short SBNY and SI harder? Also CVNA.

[Anonymous No.54006820]

>finally make it being long puts into the crash
>bank runs cause them to just keep all my money

T…thanks

[Anonymous No.54006827]

>>54006757
Capital One keeps sending me credit card offers. That's how I know they're fucked.

[Anonymous No.54006840]

>>54006801
>months
Maybe

Why do you realize it's a cyclical pump and dump and just baghold the whole time like a fucking retard instead of swing trading? The iq of this forum is fucking reddit tier.. at least they take some fucking risks unlike you fucking idiots

>hehe I'm going to buy at 4200 and watch it go to 3750 so that I can hold it until it goes back to 4200

[Anonymous No.54006841]

>>54006736
Atta boy

[Anonymous No.54006842]

>>54006773
I imagine cult stocks like one of those Pacific islands that uses giant, immobile rocks for currency. Let them have their quaint fun.

[Anonymous No.54006844]

>>54006752
SILVERGATE STATUS: FUCKED
-98.8%

[Anonymous No.54006846]

>>54006802
notibly him and the other person (cohen) who both made millions buying the previous bottom, and then selling the rip, they're both jewish

[Anonymous No.54006850]

>>54006747
>That filename
You text really cringely anon but if it works then whatever

[Anonymous No.54006852]

>>54006805
>threshold
was this some baggie theory or something?

[Anonymous No.54006872]

>>54001141
Anyone here trade that?
My office used to have that squawk service.
That was a fucking wild day. I know a guy who was long ES & kept buying on the way down. He was down $10 million at the bottom, but held and made it all back on the bounce. He stood up and announced he's taking a vacation as he walked out of the office. He's a rather famous trader actually. Well known in UK circles... (and Montreal). Good guy.

[Anonymous No.54006889]

>>54006846
>they're both jewish
Hence the quotes on "teenager". This shared life experience isn't what it seems goy

[Anonymous No.54006928]

>>54006850
/smg/ died when I posted this one last year. She told me to cum in her mouth on the first date. I dunno dude I think I've got decent game with the goofy/polite dude that ramps it up into unexpected chad energy.

Anyways don't pay for whores go to the gym and learn to get holes without paying. This is financial advice.

Also short all dating apps no one should ever pay for any of this shit. It's literally free vag if you aren't a "hamchad"

[Anonymous No.54006931]

[Anonymous No.54006934]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54006936]

Just checked my portfolio. Why did we dump today?

[Anonymous No.54006939]

has anyone done a welfare check on Michael? i mean, i'm pretty sure we were his only friends

[Anonymous No.54006940]

>>54006840
Maybe you should go join them. You're probably just some zoomer that started trading after 2020 anyway, you'd be doing /smg/ a favor.

[Anonymous No.54006943]

>>54006936
let's just say it starts with J and rhymes with news

[Anonymous No.54006957]

>>54006939
He's aight... I think... Wants to trade

[Anonymous No.54006965]

>TSLA
The fuck? I'm not in it, but where did the dip slurpers go?

[Anonymous No.54006966]

gay sex bros.... when will the bear market end

[Anonymous No.54006973]

i always buy vix calls around 18 but i was busy today and missed it
if we get circuit breakers on goofy jobs tomorrow im going to be upset

[Anonymous No.54006974]

>>54006928
>I think I've got decent game with the goofy/polite dude that ramps it up into unexpected chad energy.
I could see that working

[Anonymous No.54006976]

>>54006936
It turns out a 50bps rate hike and the president shilling for increased taxes on TV because the country is bankrupt is intact not bullish.. who would have guessed

I noticed tlt/tmf was green today. This leg down is probably gonna be bloody as fuck

[Anonymous No.54006980]

>>54006852
it's one of the stock price floors to get financing

[Anonymous No.54006990]

>>54006973
>vix calls
What's the redpill on 1256 contacts

[Anonymous No.54006997]

>>54006966
Turns out all along it was just a pump and dump

Sad

[Anonymous No.54007000]

Hmm in a way it's sad; by the time I'm an old fucker in my late 60's a Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese will cost $20 (just for the sandwich). The flip side of that is I couldn't fucking eat it anyway without having the big one inside.

[Anonymous No.54007009]

>>54007000
i remember QPCs... how long it's been
can only afford the mcdouble these days

[Anonymous No.54007017]

>>54007000
is the big one a suppository?

[Anonymous No.54007018]

>>54006980
lol, guess if it keeps dumping they'll have to declare bankruptcy since they won't have financing

[Anonymous No.54007032]

[Anonymous No.54007052]

>>54007032
>m

[Anonymous No.54007058]

[Anonymous No.54007063]

>>54007032
I could heem every single ham chad in this thread. Look let's meet up grease up and wrestle. But I don't want your bussy. I want your 2d girl. I don't even like 2d girls but if I win then Miko and Lum and all these others are mine and you guys can't post them anymore

[Anonymous No.54007065]

>>54007017
I'm referring to a heart attack. Inside while your trying to eat your burger. Few bits and wham. Hmm wonder if anyone's ever did that?

[Anonymous No.54007070]

>>54006965
Had some bad news recently. Like steering weels falling off in Teslas while driving. FSD exposed as a fraud. And so on. Took the wind out of the sails.

[Anonymous No.54007073]

any /smg/ bros watching wrestlemania this year?

[Anonymous No.54007077]

>>54007063
>But I don't want your bussy
But I do

[Anonymous No.54007080]

>>54007063
i'm not the biggest guy but i reckon i could take most itt
im like a honey badger
actually i dont even know what i'm capable of, and that should scare (you)

[Anonymous No.54007090]

>>54006966
Turns out Phil G was singlehandedly worth about 20% of the company's value.

[Anonymous No.54007095]

>>54007073
when is it, probably I always try to watch only wrestling I watch

[Anonymous No.54007101]

>>54007073
I'm following wrestling again just to see rumors of WWE selling and when, my dumbass bought near the top last time rumors were spreading
Better be this year

[Anonymous No.54007109]

>>54007080
Most of this thread gets exhausted walking up stairs. In the last two years I've seen like three anons that aren't morbidly obese/remotely /fit/

I keep telling them gym gains are the only gains that the jews can't steal from you. I keep telling them girls don't like hamchads. They never listen. They always call me a nigger

[Anonymous No.54007114]

>>54007101

[Anonymous No.54007130]

>>54007063
I can and will dominate every twink in this thread. I bench 3 plates and have been doing burpees every day to get my cardio back up. My sexual stamina is comparable to a raging stallion. Any time. Any place.

[Anonymous No.54007133]

>>54007114
Don't rub it in

[Anonymous No.54007135]

i'm going to drink, but should i
a) watch westerns
b) read hemingway

[Anonymous No.54007139]

If this is the big one. i will be pissed I missed out on shorting the top. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54007142]

>>54007109
I've started doing jumping jacks and walking more
It's not much granted, but I gotta start somewhere

[Anonymous No.54007143]

>>54007095
its april 1st and 2nd the saturday and sunday

[Anonymous No.54007147]

Uranium is the way

[Anonymous No.54007149]

>>54007139
That's what you get for posting gooks

[Anonymous No.54007155]

>>54007133

[Anonymous No.54007174]

>>54007149
Luckily i have a magick chart. That tells me something something. Gonna happen happen.

[Anonymous No.54007182]

[Anonymous No.54007197]

>>54007130
I weigh 175 and bench 3 plates. Everyone here tells me I have gyno because they have never seen a muscle before. My chest is hard as fuck. There is no way hamchads will have the endurance to keep up and I just have to avoid getting stuck under your fat

>>54007142
If you are trying to lose weight all you need to do is walk and eat less. You can do it don't let the jews win. The jews want you to be fat and stupid. They call you goy. Don't act like a goy

Damn the jannies hate the animal pic

[Anonymous No.54007198]

>>54007182

[Anonymous No.54007206]

>>54007139
>I told you about the YANG calls
>you replied to me
>you said it wasn't time

Nigger

[Anonymous No.54007217]

>>54007174
does it involve large felines that are difficult to locate?

[Anonymous No.54007219]

>>54007197
>Everyone here tells me I have gyno because they have never seen a muscle before. My chest is hard as fuck.
AT THE BODY SHOP DOING SOMETHING UNHOLY

[Anonymous No.54007222]

>>54006292
I didn't sell last friday my entry was 6$

[Anonymous No.54007245]

>>54007206
If america falls china succeeds ya dumb dumb. Buy yinn in case of America collapse

[Anonymous No.54007247]

>>54007222
Big snow storm forecast. I bought more today. Nigguh your bags are nothing just don't look at it for a bit like shit it will have a meme 30% day eventually because some jew did some forecast or whatever

[Anonymous No.54007248]

[Anonymous No.54007255]

>>54007206
I hold YANG faggot just not a lot.

>>54007217
That's you.

[Anonymous No.54007263]

>>54007248
i explained the 'im thinking arby's' joke to my wife a few weeks ago and she said 'i hate men' and wouldn't fuck me for a while

[Anonymous No.54007264]

>>54007245
Chink shit and crypto and meme shit high beta companies are all risk on and do the worst when shit hits the fan

YANG is going to $20 after this 50bps hike. You never listen

[Anonymous No.54007268]

>>54007245
Our economies are too tied together, we both gall

[Anonymous No.54007272]

I don't know what to dooooooooo
I hate money

[Anonymous No.54007280]

Do I have time to roll out tomorrow or am I getting assigned everything

[Anonymous No.54007288]

>>54007219
That song creeped me the fuck out and thought it was pure garbage when I heard it on the radio and of course it was made by some satan worshipping faggot and a troon.... Jesus Christ will always make you trust your gut

[Anonymous No.54007290]

>>54007272
Do what I do, put it into the most stablecoin on the market. Nokia.

[Anonymous No.54007291]

>>54007206
if you take financial advice from a kpop poster, well, thats on you

[Anonymous No.54007300]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54007301]

How do I become the market maker for blue drank futures and options on the futures? Who do I email

[Anonymous No.54007304]

>>54007291
I never ask for advice here. I give advice. No one listens.

[Anonymous No.54007322]

>>54007291
Well i did say we were going to crash tomorrow. I guess I was right again, but this time i didn't make any money because i expected to crash tomorrow not today.

[Anonymous No.54007323]

>>54007288
>Jesus Christ will always make you trust your gut
That's why I think he needs me in the game goombling SPY options... Safely this time

[Anonymous No.54007328]

>>54007070
Who needs steering wheels when its self driving

[Anonymous No.54007333]

>>54007300
>futures

[Anonymous No.54007334]

>>54007301
>he doesn't know a guy at CME
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54007344]

>>54007322
Unemployment data is fucking irrelevant

>50bps
>higher for longer
>we need to increase taxes -biden

Only a fucking retard would be long right now (most of smg)

[Anonymous No.54007363]

>>54007334
I'll start by emailing Rick Santilli, good call

[Anonymous No.54007375]

>>54007301
Das purpa drank baybee

[Anonymous No.54007376]

NEW

>>54007370
>>54007370
>>54007370
>>54007370

[Anonymous No.54007385]

>>54007344
Bro just watch tomorrow crash harder... BRO>>>>

[Anonymous No.54007392]

>>54007323
0dte is from the devil (((Larry Fink))) and your (((brokerage))) anon

[Anonymous No.54007399]

>>54007375
On 2nd thought this is really a byproduct of corn

[Anonymous No.54007421]

>>54007392
>0dte
Who said anything about that?

[Anonymous No.54007465]

>>54007245
>when your number one customer's economy collapses and loses purchasing power, you win

great logic there, bulltard.

[Anonymous No.54007874]

>>54005873
It's been one fucking day, the Fed isn't going to do shit. They want to crush inflation, this is how it's done. Sit back, buy some puts, and prepare for another 50 bps at the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.54008128]

>>54006928
bro i'm 36, in great shape and i make six figure but i literally haven't taken a photo of anything other than an engine in the last 10 years. Dating is over for me i'm lost

[Anonymous No.54008328]

Puts on PANW, NVDA, and DKS. Still very cheap.