/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54000768]

wtf is happening right now

[Anonymous No.54000793]

>>54000768
Justice.

[Anonymous No.54000795]

>>54000768
The beginning of the end.

[Anonymous No.54000812]

>>54000768
You are in the act of getting your butt fucked.

[Anonymous No.54000818]

>>54000768
Im cycling my kennel and paw gains into tuna and steak sorry about the dirty dick anal cat bro

[Anonymous No.54000848]

>>54000768
Opportunity

[Anonymous No.54000849]

I dunno but I need a drink

[Anonymous No.54000871]

>>54000768
CME gap is being filled

[Anonymous No.54000911]

>>54000768

"Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the pledge, the magician shows you something ordinary. The second act is called the turn, the magician takes the ordinary something and makes it into something extraordinary."

You're in the turn.

[Anonymous No.54000944]

>>54000911
I completely ballsed up the copy paste and it's not worth redoing. I've ruined your thread.

[Anonymous No.54000960]

>>54000768
All my time spent with fudding crypto coming into fruition.

[Anonymous No.54000969]

>>54000911
>>54000944

what's the third act

[Anonymous No.54000976]

>>54000768
I fucked a man in the butt

[Anonymous No.54000984]

>>54000768
Did you have gay sex again?

[Anonymous No.54000989]

>>54000768
Too much to explain. Short version is the cartoon bears were right all along.

[Anonymous No.54000991]

>>54000768
bitcoins butt is getting fucked

[Anonymous No.54000995]

>>54000768
>im going to post it again

>>54000818
buddy this is a cat thread not a dog thread

[Anonymous No.54000998]

My butt is getting fucked

[Anonymous No.54001003]

>>54000969

"Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige".”

[Anonymous No.54001010]

Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige"."

[Anonymous No.54001052]

>>54000818
Tuna looking kinda rough ngl. Steak any better?

[Anonymous No.54001067]

Credit Suisse is insolvent. The european markets will collapse. US property and equities will lose over 50% of their value. Contagion will cause margin calls and collapse the 50 trillion dollar Chinese paper mache property market. Bitcoin will decline 95%. Altcoins will be reduced to ash.

[Anonymous No.54001108]

>>54001010
“He shows you this object. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. The first part is called "The Pledge". But of course... it probably isn't. You don't really want to know. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige". Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. You want to be fooled. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. The second act is called "The Turn". But you wouldn't clap yet."

[Anonymous No.54001121]

>>54001108
>>54001097

[Anonymous No.54001136]

>>54001121
K thanks for picking up the slack I've been drinking.

[Anonymous No.54001146]

>>54001136
my sides are in orbit

[Anonymous No.54001159]

>>54000768
weekly death cross

[Anonymous No.54001358]

>>54000768
I just shitted and farted, sorry about that
was chomping on Steak these last couple of days so the protein stench is quite overwhelming
for some reason I just can't stop accoooomulating Steak, send help

[Anonymous No.54001372]

>ctr+f
>voyager
>0/0
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