/smg/ The SIVB brothers.

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/smg/ The SIVB brothers. Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:48:44 2023 No.54000436 [Reply] [Original]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it's over. this is the end of the stock market as we know it. Goodbye. Goodnight. Here comes the nightmare fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:18 2023 No.54000455 >down 60%+ YTD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:33 2023 No.54000463 >>54000436 NIGGERS TONGED MY ANUS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:41 2023 No.54000466 So is schwab going to be this years lehman brothers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:44 2023 No.54000469 File: 1.10 MB, 2080x1560, 19-Feb-2021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53999956 same

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:48 2023 No.54000472 File: 117 KB, 936x622, DAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000436 APOLOGIZE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:48 2023 No.54000471 I think thats it for today. Tomorrow is gonna be insane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:50 2023 No.54000473 >down 60% DTD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:57 2023 No.54000476 File: 107 KB, 235x270, dontfightthetrend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you bought calls didn't you retard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:03 2023 No.54000478 >>54000436 I'm ready to buy cheapies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:06 2023 No.54000480 made a cool 0.0475 buying and panic selling SQQQ at the top

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:15 2023 No.54000486 docusign or gap for buying shares into earnings?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:21 2023 No.54000488 File: 112 KB, 1752x834, 1675725325827897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't believe it's fuckin over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:30 2023 No.54000493 HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO BULLISH, TIME TO BUY!!!!!11!!1!1!1111oneone1oneeleven

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:30 2023 No.54000494 Haha, it looks like they messed up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:31 2023 No.54000495 BUY ALL THE USO CALLS FOR FREE MONEY!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:31 2023 No.54000496 File: 56 KB, 637x717, Kramer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never liked the Swiss anyway, so this is cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:40 2023 No.54000501 File: 224 KB, 716x771, 1615320254195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember it doesn't ever go down in a straight line

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:40 2023 No.54000500 >Made a cheeky 20% gain ($40) on a single VIX call for tomorrow when /smg/ started shitting at 1:30 >Check price >Could've made 70% gains Jesus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:55 2023 No.54000507 >>54000436 Rolling for Blackrock's bankruptcy to kill ESG for good

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:51:08 2023 No.54000510 File: 900 KB, 399x413, thumbs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000433 >>54000437 Thank you both for your input/advice

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:51:13 2023 No.54000512 >>54000436 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2Kd1io_yE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:51:22 2023 No.54000517 File: 319 KB, 496x512, 1668488777162205.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My poorfolio fell 7% just on this day

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:51:29 2023 No.54000525 File: 580 KB, 1170x1747, 7A5D97A0-28EE-4997-8674-C3270B0BF247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Reuters said this a few hours ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:51:35 2023 No.54000531 File: 8 KB, 202x249, 1665246332100329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000476 I bought BAC at $30.44. Uncle Warren is not going to let it fall much more before he starts buying too

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:52:17 2023 No.54000549 File: 34 KB, 600x600, Carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000517 lol talk about being beta!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:52:32 2023 No.54000558 File: 889 KB, 1111x597, 1586288761247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000436 This is not how I thought the day was gonna go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:53:20 2023 No.54000573 Dont be afraid Cash is king

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:53:30 2023 No.54000577 File: 66 KB, 593x671, Choke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >EOD XLF rally stalling out We have only begun to Lehman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:53:37 2023 No.54000581 this is a nothingburger, I'm slurping the dip, wake me up when SPX is below 3600

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:53:52 2023 No.54000587 File: 94 KB, 471x388, 1654740063816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000525

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:02 2023 No.54000595 slurping

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:12 2023 No.54000599 File: 2.10 MB, 2277x1440, dispair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000525 >Gains

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:36 2023 No.54000607 File: 134 KB, 765x792, 1622740659436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Official thread theme https://youtu.be/sR_rPd_ufK4

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:36 2023 No.54000608 THE TOWER THE TOWER WALKS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:40 2023 No.54000610 >>54000581 will do :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:43 2023 No.54000612 Imagine being long in this market when rates are raised for months if not years lmao retards deserve to lose money, meanwhile I made 9K on put options today

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:45 2023 No.54000613 File: 265 KB, 1196x537, Screenshot 2023-03-09 145212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sells turn to buys tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:47 2023 No.54000614 File: 30 KB, 640x617, b4747f79a864202643a9c0e5bb8f3de8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000573 NIGGER CASH IS ABOUT TO GET BAILED IN by the BANKS> I'm starting to worry where to stash my cash. Probably in T-BILLS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:54 2023 No.54000618 File: 1.11 MB, 1078x1341, 1570950378861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE COMPANY I WORK FOR ONLY USES SIVB IT'S ALL OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaaaaaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:55:00 2023 No.54000623 KPOP anon, don't go to /gif/ rekt thread right now, specifically 1st post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:55:00 2023 No.54000622 >>54000558 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXpH4amIIqc

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:55:10 2023 No.54000628

>>54000469
People are so stupid. They have absolutely no idea how to understand nuance. "I hold physical gold and silver because it has no counter party risk, etc." somehow gets interpreted as "this idiot doesn't own stocks, he hides all his money in a hole in his back yard to prepare for end of the world!!!! LOLOLOL!!!" No you fucking retard. Keep like 3 to 5% of your net worth in physical precious metals just in case the worst DOES happen. Frankly, it's stupid NOT to own a small amount of gold and silver.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:55:34 2023 No.54000638 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjSqjnuPGJA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:55:40 2023 No.54000640 Anons I am dumb, is there a symbol for s&p 500 earnings on tradingview? The earnings don't show in the financials for ES (unless my tradingview is messed up somehow)

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:55:47 2023 No.54000646

>>54000151
Wish i heard of this sooner. I looked it up today and clearly knew i had to sell. Looked at stocks. They were still high earlier today. Instead I looked and was already down almost 10% from todays tops. If only I looked sooner and went through with selling rather than holding in fear Ill miss the bull market easy gains

>>54000226
>30 year
What are you even doing here. Talk about wasting your life on here and thinking about stocks this much. You and I both know youre fl of it, you want to get rich asap otherwise you wouldnt be watching stocks this closely. Look at all the 30+ year olds with retirements funds tied to stocks, they dont stare at it like you do.

t. Want to get rich and leave this general for good

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:55:58 2023 No.54000651 JPM MARGIN CALL WTF DID MY BOY JAMIE REALLY DOG THOSE HOES WITH PRINCE ANDREW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:00 2023 No.54000653 >>54000607 >>54000558 >>54000436 >>54000618 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXpH4amIIqc >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:06 2023 No.54000654 File: 844 KB, 878x630, Screen Shot 2023-03-09 at 1.55.36 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Did you just slip on that dip?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:17 2023 No.54000659 >>54000618 kek. thanks for playing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:28 2023 No.54000660 File: 224 KB, 680x338, 1649141520295.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000517 >See red. >Open brokerage account. >Check cash balance. >If cash buy stock. >Don't check portfolio. >Log out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:31 2023 No.54000664 >>54000525 those articles are written by algos, no joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:31 2023 No.54000665 >>54000613 oversold can stay oversold

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:32 2023 No.54000666 ahhh, I don't know which one. Docusign or Gap for shares tonight?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:35 2023 No.54000667 File: 32 KB, 641x530, Pepe removing glasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000618 Wait, for real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:39 2023 No.54000670 >>54000628 Yep exactly. You want to diversify to be prepared fo various scenarios. PMs I own have enough value for me to exit the country and settle in a new place without having to suck dicks there. That's all I need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:50 2023 No.54000673 Sell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:56:58 2023 No.54000675 >>54000646 >What are you even doing here. funposting. i retired a couple years ago and have lots of free time now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:57:22 2023 No.54000681 File: 54 KB, 142x181, susssy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000665 facts, just don't look at the market reaction to the previous non-farm payrolls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:57:33 2023 No.54000682 did anyone here buy calls on financials?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:57:41 2023 No.54000686 >>54000476 >urinal in background I'm gonna need to ask for sauce on this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:57:55 2023 No.54000692 File: 120 KB, 444x388, 1650175523825350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >closing near the lows

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:57:59 2023 No.54000695 glad I shorted BNB ZERO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:58:11 2023 No.54000701 >>54000682 retard bobos think sky is falling again, you know what that means. buy buy buy

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:58:19 2023 No.54000706
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>>54000667
Most Becky companies only use them because they are the pay pigs and have the best rates for trash startups AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ALMOST BROKE THE BECKY STATUS FUCKFUCKEUCKDCUDKCUJ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:58:43 2023 No.54000716 >>54000646 This thread is the most interesting thing about the stock market. Apart from the pretty lines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:58:57 2023 No.54000720 File: 81 KB, 590x876, CB3D911D-6B2C-477C-A0BE-2CFA9A02DA0F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is it. The banks collapsing will be the pinprick that bursts the bond bubble. We are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:59:46 2023 No.54000731 File: 106 KB, 196x391, couldbeanything.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000686 that could be anything

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:59:59 2023 No.54000736

So let me get this straight,
we dipped hard today because a bank which is - unlike other banks - hurt by higher interest rates and therefor suffers heavy losses, causing banks who profit from higher rates to crater aswell?

Am I retarded or is the market really this gay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:05 2023 No.54000742 >>54000720 >This is it. oh for cryin out loud SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:09 2023 No.54000744 File: 489 KB, 499x428, tumblr_lu98nyGChU1qmfoslo1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Me, last night, to myself >Hmm, don't be mad if we have a -1% day tomorrow >-1.8% day >MFW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:10 2023 No.54000745 I went with GAP. God help me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:12 2023 No.54000747 File: 506 KB, 1111x1302, __umamusume_drawn_by_plover__7b6f9e59e5fe25c920b3fcf63d4e56b3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:16 2023 No.54000749 File: 60 KB, 1504x596, Russelled jimmies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huh. What does it mean when something slams into the 200 DMA?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:23 2023 No.54000752 File: 416 KB, 220x220, hysterical-laughter.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000720 banks are government entities. so you're saying the US government is going insolvent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:37 2023 No.54000757 File: 173 KB, 768x1800, 1663093873798130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000646 honestly I thought that stuff would dump right after he announced it but I guess it took a day for people to wake up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:41 2023 No.54000759 >>54000736 buddy did you check the schwab computer?? also credit suisse

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:00:52 2023 No.54000763 >>54000747 PFFFF

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:01:22 2023 No.54000776 File: 170 KB, 351x436, 1676507392073263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 Anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:01:22 2023 No.54000775 File: 544 KB, 750x841, 1678053640720867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000436 >it's over. this is the end Unironically if theyre trying a stock sale to save the company then yeah SVB is toast. Gone by next week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:01:29 2023 No.54000778 >>54000747 I was upset yesterday and this morning but it all turned out just fine in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:01:36 2023 No.54000780 File: 264 KB, 554x314, 1646351668125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodbye /smg/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:01:42 2023 No.54000787 >>54000747 +.47% and 300 bucks realized profit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:01:53 2023 No.54000791 File: 28 KB, 387x445, C2CB8AC0-7ADB-4E96-8145-6E5A15724036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000752 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:01 2023 No.54000797 File: 136 KB, 1284x692, bobo2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 A healthy 5.3% gain today. Me and bobo out here doing bad shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:06 2023 No.54000802 File: 329 KB, 698x487, 1657123416498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 -1.15%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:09 2023 No.54000806 File: 17 KB, 837x445, Screenshot 2023-03-09 144817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 FUCK BULLS EAT SHIT AND LIVE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:14 2023 No.54000808 >>54000752 Literally this banks have socialized loses and privatized profits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:16 2023 No.54000809 File: 61 KB, 1080x1026, uoh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 I made $40 for once

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:22 2023 No.54000814 File: 557 KB, 1992x2078, 1657287193320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good day. let's double it to -4% tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:36 2023 No.54000816 >>54000806 Nice $23 day anon

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:46 2023 No.54000821
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>>54000747
Didn't sell shit. Down 2 percentage points. I don't think an extended cold this winter was priced in. If it starts warming up and spring comes in 2 weeks I think there'll be a sharp turnaround.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:05 2023 No.54000827 File: 252 KB, 434x364, 1676777233475414.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 -(1.87%) Not bad not good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:06 2023 No.54000828 File: 233 KB, 870x1000, 8098ef465e5ceef3f0f09bfaa6b5b9b4a465a961_2_870x1000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 >Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon? +9.94%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:08 2023 No.54000830 >>54000806 can probably buy a big mac with all that hidden amount

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:14 2023 No.54000834

>>54000736
The secret is that all banks are fucked. Those experiencing a liquidity crisis right now will disappear. The remainder will seem great until fed funds rate reverts right back to zero and suddenly they're back to marginal profitability despite another wave of mass inflation.

There's no winning because our economy cannot support a meaningful level of real positive yields.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:20 2023 No.54000836 File: 68 KB, 1474x139, Screenshot 2023-03-07 144531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000816 ty

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:27 2023 No.54000838 >>54000821 Stop posting this fucking BITCH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:42 2023 No.54000842 >>54000747 Not checking

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:48 2023 No.54000845 File: 28 KB, 830x360, gravestone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah it looks like the monthly gravestone on the NASDAQ was correct. going short is the way to go. Along with the DEATH CROSS on btcbetch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:04:00 2023 No.54000850 File: 99 KB, 816x567, loghtbolb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 -1.3% All things considered, pretty fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:04:12 2023 No.54000852 >>54000436 >MUH SLURP THE DIP >MUH SHORT SQUEEZE THE HEDGIES You just know there are retards are reddit looking to do just this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:04:31 2023 No.54000858 File: 634 KB, 757x718, hotdog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000838 ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:04:33 2023 No.54000860 >>54000838 do you not like beauty? what is your fucking problem?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:04:38 2023 No.54000863

>>54000752
>>54000808
All of finance and wealth is a zero sum game. If I sell you an option, there is a very clear winner and loser. But what if we both invest in a company, earn money, and the company does well? This manifests itself in the GDP and annual reports, which affects exchange rates of currencies, and worldwide inflation and cost of goods.
It's not a bad thing per se, it's just something to be aware of. Someone else always pays the cost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:04:41 2023 No.54000864 File: 112 KB, 420x307, 1663033981200893 Bobo Caesar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 up +3.8%, closed most positions

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:05:27 2023 No.54000880 >>54000858 >>54000860 Stupid cunt fucking BITCH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:05:34 2023 No.54000883 >>54000742 you are going to be telling people its just a dip even when multiple banks collapse.

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Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:06:04 2023 No.54000897
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>>54000747
>XLB: -2.56%
>XLC: -2.25%
>XLE: -1.38%
>XLF: -4.09%
>XLI: -1.46%
>XLK: -1.42%
>XLP: -0.92%
>XLRE: -2.23%
>XLU: -0.8%
>XLV: -1.01%
>XLY: -2.34%

>Me: 3.84%
>YTD: -3.55%

Sure, FAZ and TZA are MVPs. But that crazy bastard NVO also closed green.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:07:23 2023 No.54000924 >>54000883 Outside of the big 4, majority of banks will perish because of these rates. This is really bad and not even the only problem with our economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:07:24 2023 No.54000925 >>54000747 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:07:26 2023 No.54000927 >>54000858 based

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:07:53 2023 No.54000937
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I was just in a spaces last week where this fucking moron with over 100k followers was bragging about how he was long bitcoin and short sp500 as a hedge. My fucking sides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:07:58 2023 No.54000939 File: 55 KB, 552x769, 1678134932630552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe the CPI can prolong the crash and give the bulls some more hopium. Maybe then I can re-enter my short position like a real CHADZZZZZ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:08:12 2023 No.54000947 >>54000864 You think they'll pull out some bullshit jobs number tomorrow or?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:08:29 2023 No.54000955 >>54000897 >>YTD: -3.55% GIWTWM I'm down 17% YTD, I just have some longs that keep bleeding off. I tried to buy VIX as a long hedge but that didn't do well either. Probably should've just shorted SPY on an alternate account or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:08:48 2023 No.54000962 >>54000924 >majority of banks will perish because of these rates only if they are forced to liquidate their bond portfolio from people taking their money out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:08:52 2023 No.54000964 File: 29 KB, 299x348, 1382121117159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 -.75%, not too bad all things considered really

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:09:01 2023 No.54000967 File: 4 KB, 250x236, 1668842842309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000897 >"...the American consumer remains strong..." >Consumer Discretionary down hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:09:49 2023 No.54000981 File: 92 KB, 1000x1000, coomer note.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sold so many puts today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:09:51 2023 No.54000982 File: 244 KB, 515x686, 1677693751324899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So SVB is selling bonds at a loss to pay depositors who are all withdrawing? Kek why are these supposedly smart funds buying long dated bonds at near 0% interest rates?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:10:02 2023 No.54000986 >>54000939 is this a new 'jak?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:10:33 2023 No.54001000 >>54000962 >only if they are forced to liquidate their bond portfolio That is exactly what SIVB did today lol. We are toast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:10:37 2023 No.54001002 File: 23 KB, 728x745, 1667442203779014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyway, see you guys in a couple hours for futures AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:10:44 2023 No.54001004 File: 487 KB, 636x589, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck it smg, I'm going to use masterworks to invest in fractional ownership of Picasso paintings. My stock career is beyond fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:10:51 2023 No.54001007 >>54000747 I lost 1.5%, then gained 3.11%, so about net +1.6%. Went team bobo late and still won

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:11:08 2023 No.54001013 >>54000967 I think that was largely driven by Teesla being down 5%. SBUX is down 2% but the rest of them (Amazon, Mickey D's, Nike, etc) were down 1% or 1.5%. Also worth noting it's still like the 3rd best sector on the year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:11:11 2023 No.54001015 >>54000947 idk but after such a selloff you can safely except at least a tailwind for Mumus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:11:38 2023 No.54001030 File: 41 KB, 398x431, 1674680081764326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 Down 1.8%. I seen worse and I finally was able to buy BAC cheap

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:11:47 2023 No.54001032
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I don't wanna fall in love I just wanna get fucked
Shoveling mountains of terrible stuff
Heroin, ketamine, jellybean puff
Shove it in me brain, get it all mixed up

Like wow!
I'm a troubled soul
I'm livin in a studio flat that's covered in mould
Come outside just to shout at strangers
Then I crawl in a hole like an ugly mole

I love drugs and sketchy pills
But my favourite ones are the ones that kill
Quickly
When I go will my loved ones miss me?
Well the answer's no
Chuck my corpse in a big main road
Turn my head to a powered skull
Let rain pour turn that to mulch
And that's the last scene of the patrick show

I sniff glue gun paste now my face is plastic
Having a gangbang to jackson 5
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife what a prat goodbye
No!
Don't talk to me
Unless it's an emergency
I gotta go I gotta take a number 3
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I said hello there can I fill your hole
She took one look and she told me no
I got a wife at home and she hates me
I sleep outside cos she makes me
Big bowl of the cocaine that's my breakfast
I tried crack once I just wanted to test it
And I'm hooked now
I could marry my pipe
My wife wouldn't care she just wants me to die

It's party time get your drugs out
If you want to make love get your muffs out
It's party time get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?

It's party time get your drugs out
If you want to make love get your muffs out
It's party time get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?

I said a hip, a hop, a hip
I dip my dick in the salsa dip
On a taco tuesday!
Can I spaff on your booblays? (Say yes)
Feel free to say no
Bald, mean, and full of beans
I got a yamaha keyboard drum machine
Metallica patch on my dungarees
I said girl, can I get your number please?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:11:57 2023 No.54001035 >>54000982 to attract depositor by offering them better interest on deposits

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:11:59 2023 No.54001037
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>>54000670
>i have enuf gold to start a new life elsewhere without sucking dick

yeah, but to get to your new home, you're going to have to stuff you gold up your ass.

STILL GAY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:00 2023 No.54001038 File: 283 KB, 1066x1270, SmartSelect_20230309-130208_thinkorswim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 Not too shabby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:09 2023 No.54001044 >>54000982 >Hey Google, who is SVB Financial Group's Chief Investment Officer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:19 2023 No.54001050 >>54000897 So, half an apple for dinner, anon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi7xq5Se3lM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:21 2023 No.54001051 Holy fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:29 2023 No.54001054 >>54001015 retard the exact opposite happens on deep red days, normally you get follow-through only tomorrows economic prints can save mumu

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:44 2023 No.54001060 >>54000982 In their defense, zero is not a floor. Rates can absolutely go negative. At the time, European rates were negative, for example.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:50 2023 No.54001063

>>54000752
Of course it is. I have no idea how anyone think it's viable to keep pumping these rates when debt/GDP is at current levels. Just look at Japan. Stagnant for over 20 years. This isn't the 40s or 70s anymore. There's too much debt in the system.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:53 2023 No.54001065 Tonight I'll be servicing a glory hole in a major U.S. city with a majority black population

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:13:53 2023 No.54001091

>>54000982

Banks have to hold bonds as collateral. Most of them would have been bought before bonds dumped 50%. Balance sheet gets fucked, not a problem unless you have to mark the book to market. Which is what happens when you have to sell to improve liquidity conditions.

Banks that aren’t the top few are going to be taking heat, especially as more and more consumers tap out and withdraw/refuse to deposit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:13:57 2023 No.54001092 >>54001050 Oh I'm not a fatty, I just profit off them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:14:05 2023 No.54001098 File: 1.33 MB, 150x150, 1339002484589.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am financially...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:14:12 2023 No.54001103 >>54000747 down 10%, had a 15% loss at one point the jews hate me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:14:28 2023 No.54001105 >>54001030 BAC pays 0.05% on deposits. They're unironically fucked. Cheap will be when you see it at $20 in a few months.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:14:57 2023 No.54001118 >>54001051 Glad to have you with us. How'd you enjoy giving that testimony, Mr. Powell?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:15:04 2023 No.54001122 File: 2.10 MB, 720x1272, dallasisforfags.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEAR BROS >WE'RE FUCKING GOING TO IBIZA https://youtu.be/w51-NPlckY0

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:15:14 2023 No.54001126

>>54001035
Ahhhh thanks anon. Thats the big brained comment and why they did it.
>>54001060
True but seems like theyre exposing themselves to huge interest rate risks for minor gains. They should have know about interest rate risks when they build out their position.
>>54001091
Makes sense as well anon thanks. Seems they also got a ton of overvalued tech they bought at the top. That doesnt help either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:15:21 2023 No.54001129 >>54001105 Nah I think I'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:15:40 2023 No.54001135 >>54001013 Good point. Tesla alone is a big chunk of that sector and its volatility is legendary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:16:18 2023 No.54001149 >>54001002 THERE WILL BE NO FUTURES!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:16:33 2023 No.54001154 Lemom definitely makes mushrooms taste better

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:16:40 2023 No.54001157 Remember the dude who claimed Russell is better than S&P?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:17:33 2023 No.54001181 >>54001157 NTA but I will take that >More diversified >More volatile which makes it better for active trading >Smallcaps tend to be value rather than growth, and value is hot right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:17:57 2023 No.54001187 >>54001129 If you're fine with a 30% loss then yeah, you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:18:12 2023 No.54001193 All memes aside is this the actual collapse we were waiting for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:18:31 2023 No.54001197 >>54001157 Small and midcaps are antisemetic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:18:44 2023 No.54001201 >>54001126 >seems like theyre exposing themselves to huge interest rate risks for minor gains You may be right. Perhaps duration, not rates, is what they were foolish about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:18:50 2023 No.54001207 File: 73 KB, 1194x1251, 1469184943299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 made $1200

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:19:04 2023 No.54001214 >>54001193 Meh, financial sector collapse reduces chances of 50 bepis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:19:05 2023 No.54001215 >Oracle dumping too >>54001193 Potentially the first actually big domino, this or CS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:19:21 2023 No.54001225 File: 2.95 MB, 460x574, SKYT.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I >MUMU GET FUCKING REKT EAT SHIT AND LIVE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:19:21 2023 No.54001224 >>54000757 did you make that one? want to know what prompt can get jeans like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:19:21 2023 No.54001226 >>54001193 >markets not even down 2% omg collapse. idiots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:19:36 2023 No.54001233 >>54001193 We retest 3490

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:20:12 2023 No.54001242 >>54001193 Nah, just a rough day My guess is still red crab forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:20:14 2023 No.54001244 >>54001181 Yeah, more diversified with unprofitable shit ran by clueless CEOs who dillute shareholders at every pump

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:20:20 2023 No.54001246

>>54001181
>and value is hot right now
nigger every smal lcap has been bundled together regardless of what they do and how much they make; they've been fucking slaughtered together now for two years, the market doesn't give a fuck about fundamentals one bit; every small cap has the same fucked chart

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:20:37 2023 No.54001254 >>54001193 I expect several days of hard green, probably starting tomorrow. This will be a signal to dump everything because we're really going to crash hard after that. Until then I think we're alright. It's all noise beside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:20:47 2023 No.54001257 File: 1.69 MB, 450x234, bought.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 I halved my losses by slurping eod

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:21:15 2023 No.54001267 File: 51 KB, 455x644, 0CD75E24-4964-43BF-85FE-7C31628C4211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A regional bank in Texas will meet a similar fate to SIVB. Error runs down an inclined plane, while Truth has to laboriously climb its way up hill.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:21:50 2023 No.54001281
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>>54001214
because the narrative now will be less on inflation and more about recession hence rate hike odds lower. because now it's the third act of the bear market. that means vix 40, new 52 week low on spx and a PIVOT.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:22:08 2023 No.54001291

>>54001244
Sounds consistent. So why not short it when the market has a good green day?

>>54001246
Right, so if you trade indices, Russell gives you more swing that S&P does, which means, in theory, you need less capital per trade to match the same risk profile

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:22:21 2023 No.54001293

>>54001246
Sounds like risk hedging to me. It means investors were probably long select large cap basket, short small cap as a whole. Makes sense given the current financial background, too: small caps were far more risky than large cap, as we're seeing right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:22:37 2023 No.54001300 >>54001267 How do these fat ladies live so long

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:23:03 2023 No.54001313 File: 130 KB, 750x937, 1674688755844782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i have literally never been so bullish in my life after today. just look at all these retards on here thinking we're crashing

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:23:05 2023 No.54001316
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>>54000955
That's rough and, let me tell you, I've been there.

Best advice I can give is take a good, hard look at each position. Its chart, news, what you think you know that the market doesn't. If it's down, whatever, 50%, that's painful and you gotta work through the pain. Only then can you reassess whether it'll recover with a 100% rally or you're better off bailing before it drops 60%, 70%, 90%.

I'd also say that 0 dte's seem to have made VIX screwy. I'm sure somebody has a handle on it but I sure as hell don't. If you're in the same boat, there's no shame instead hedging with something like short dated index puts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:23:29 2023 No.54001321 >>54001293 makes sense yeah, but there's absolutely zero interest in them, most are already 90%+ down

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:23:36 2023 No.54001324
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Reminder that as soon ago as yesterday, fed shills would come out of the woodwork to tell you that you're a delusional schizo if you said that the financial system was showing signs of failing. There has been an ongoing government-operated psyop against retail to make them think Biden has been great for the economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:23:39 2023 No.54001326 >AAPL still above 150 kek. and bobos are out here celebrating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:23:55 2023 No.54001332 File: 22 KB, 250x411, 1595946603529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001313 I went pretty fucking hard with buying. Fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:24:19 2023 No.54001338 >>54001313 That's a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:24:38 2023 No.54001345 >>54001324 you forgot to mention goyslop and setpoint biden chinese market

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:24:49 2023 No.54001349 >>54001326 The FAGMEN use real banks since they broke becky status

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:24:49 2023 No.54001348 META looks like a nice put to buy.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:26:12 2023 No.54001376

>>54001193
No, it’s just Institutions taking an L, again.
Institutions have definitely put way too much on tech meme stocks.
SVB croaking is just another flag for them to dumb their tech stocks, or at least any Silicon Valley related ones.
That’s all you’re seeing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:27:10 2023 No.54001400 >>54001313 >tranny poster is bullish XTREME BEARISH SIGN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:27:15 2023 No.54001404 >>54001324 Financial system is very strong though. It's just algos taking advantage of panicing retail. Tomorrow banks will recover and retail will buy back at higher price after realising they made mistake as they always do

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:28:05 2023 No.54001424
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Anons may be interested in some reports that came out recently:
>Knight Frank Wealth Report 2023
>Credit Suisse Global Investment Returns Yearbook 2023
>J. P. Morgan Asset Management Guide to the Markets 1Q 2023

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:28:13 2023 No.54001427 >>54001324 still dont see any signs of failure. you people grasp at straws to find stupid shit to support your perma bear argument.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:28:23 2023 No.54001431 >>54000478 You say that now but when SPY hits 280 we both know you won’t be buying it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:28:53 2023 No.54001440 File: 446 KB, 862x360, kirby bear market (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000436 Delinquency on loans are up. Buy puts on ALLY,BXP, and anything loan related anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:29:04 2023 No.54001448 >>54001424 >CS THE REPORT GOT DELAYED AHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:29:09 2023 No.54001452 >>54001404 retail isn't panicking wtf are you saying. Retail have been buying every day since 2020

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:29:22 2023 No.54001459 File: 25 KB, 106x121, justbuy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bears may be arrogant but bulls are so fucking salty they won't even reply

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:29:44 2023 No.54001467 File: 183 KB, 619x594, 1653577186324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TSLA and NVDA bobros our tranches are finally starting to print

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:30:00 2023 No.54001473 >>54001404 >>54001427 the more you shill, the more its obvious you are desperate

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:30:09 2023 No.54001476
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>>54001316
>I'd also say that 0 dte's seem to have made VIX screwy
In hindsight I think that's why my VIX calls were doing poorly, since a lot of the volatility was in near-dated contracts, rather than be more forward looking.
A lot of it is that I'm early or don't move on the right thing. For example, 8 months ago I was bullish on Mexico via EWW and it's up nearly 17% YTD as of last week, didn't take a position.
Right now I have picrel in my trading port plus 2k cash. I have a pair trade with +EWQ/-EWG right now as well. Pretty much every day I end up with 1-2% losses and it's been that way for a full year. I'm generally more disciplined on my trades these days, though I fomo'd hard into shorts today when /smg/ started freaking out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:30:52 2023 No.54001488 File: 6 KB, 460x87, Screenshot 2023-03-09 153009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001467 they'll learn >again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:31:06 2023 No.54001492 File: 2.26 MB, 498x283, 1653247640619.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001431 >but when SPY hits 280 we both know you won’t be buying it.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:31:08 2023 No.54001494
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>SIVB still drilling AH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST FINISHED THAT BIG PROJECT AND NOW I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING PAAANNNIIICCCCCCC

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:31:08 2023 No.54001493 >>54001345 >setpoint biden chinese market Grammar nitpick: just like "Fed" isn't all caps "SETPOINT BIDEN CHINESE MARKET" is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:31:09 2023 No.54001495 File: 146 KB, 1052x391, 6FF05100-D02F-4D60-AF24-9A5E703E71E6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000612 Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:31:14 2023 No.54001496 File: 972 KB, 3664x1998, 1648908330378266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001224 nah it's Roco's fanart https://www.youtube.com/@KaburakiRoco

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:32:02 2023 No.54001513 >>54001467 But could you have made even more money shorting, like, Bank of America?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:32:14 2023 No.54001518 >>54000618 >>54001494 KWAB

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:32:15 2023 No.54001520 File: 40 KB, 460x454, singlemom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001492 because we'll be gettin voo for the lower fee

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:32:20 2023 No.54001523 File: 70 KB, 656x462, Future history of the US.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001492 Probably because the markets will be closed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:32:30 2023 No.54001525 How hard can they fake the CPI before people realize it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:32:33 2023 No.54001527 >>54000747 I killed it, up over 30% today; finally beat daily inflation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:32:36 2023 No.54001528 >>54001404 >>54001427 Insolvent institutions so far: >Blackstone >Credit Suisse >Silicon Valley Bank I wonder who will be next?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:33:28 2023 No.54001550 File: 715 KB, 800x600, paperscissors.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001528 WF for sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:33:43 2023 No.54001554 File: 199 KB, 831x531, gnthntyhnt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001404 >>54001452 pic rel

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:33:49 2023 No.54001559 My gold is ready. Let this be it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:33:49 2023 No.54001560 >>54001528 How's Signature Bank doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:33:54 2023 No.54001563 >>54001528 Deutsche?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:33:57 2023 No.54001565 >>54001473 Are you implying that I'm hired to shill to 10 people on mongolian basket weaving forum?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:34:04 2023 No.54001569 >>54000864 >imagine closing your shorts day one of the down move.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:00 2023 No.54001587 >>54001105 i bought 30 $25 puts at close... they expire next week, though

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:01 2023 No.54001590 >>54000953 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:02 2023 No.54001591 >>54001528 literally means nothing though. thousands of institutions you named 3. also, this is a good thing. get rid of the garbage its natural cycle of the free market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:05 2023 No.54001594 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x2140, 1678380632568515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000436 tl;dr me on this, what happened?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:08 2023 No.54001595 >>54001569 I'm not bearish about tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:09 2023 No.54001596 File: 53 KB, 1024x966, 1659913721909090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001431 I have big buy orders at 3000 and 2800 as soon as it drops to this level my broker (female) is starting to slurp big

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:17 2023 No.54001600 >>54001404 Lol my scanner spit out so many other banks primed to drop further tomorrow, this shit is nowhere near over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:27 2023 No.54001602 File: 730 KB, 265x200, 200 (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001523 >Krugman comes to power

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:48 2023 No.54001606

>>54001528
> Blackstone insolvent
Seriously doomposters are so clueless it hurts

>>54001554
You're proving my point. Retail bought in and now is panicing due to fear. There is nothing wrong with financial system itself. Just retail overreacting as always.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:36:18 2023 No.54001619 File: 237 KB, 1316x463, trend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 up 106% today so far. Tomorrow will be making it or breaking it as I still have an active spy put. Sold one spy put early today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:36:33 2023 No.54001625 >>54001563 Deutsche is indestructible

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:36:37 2023 No.54001627 >>54001600 Are my Canadian banks safe (the big 6)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:36:52 2023 No.54001636 File: 29 KB, 193x350, 1476591551539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001528 >MFW all my money is between WF and SCHW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:36:55 2023 No.54001637 >>54001600 If your scanner didn't predict move today then it's worth shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:37:03 2023 No.54001641 >>54001563 They were the first. Zombie walking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:37:41 2023 No.54001656 >>54001606 what part of retail isn't selling did you miss?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:37:42 2023 No.54001657 File: 53 KB, 686x603, Inteloper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Semibros. What is this mockery

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:08 2023 No.54001670 File: 425 KB, 1042x955, 989A00B5-71C6-496D-A503-F2232B76AC86.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone explain to me how Joe faggot face Biden intends to tax unrealized my unrealized gains?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:13 2023 No.54001671 >>54001493 >"Fed" isn't all caps Sorry but the correct form is F.E.D.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:25 2023 No.54001674 >>54001594 nothing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:33 2023 No.54001675 >>54000525 Algo posted the wrong article

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:37 2023 No.54001678 File: 105 KB, 632x1952, 1651426210742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001657

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:48 2023 No.54001683 >>54001656 why would anyone sell? this is just an opportunity to buy more at a lower price. get paid tomorrow this is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:49 2023 No.54001685 >>54001670 Illegal executive order

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:56 2023 No.54001688 >>54001440 with companies that deal with interest rates can they not say that non payments are good because their future (supposed) receivables will be because of accruing interest charges

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:06 2023 No.54001693 >>54001656 > retail is not selling > trust me bro

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:10 2023 No.54001698 >>54001656 The irony is that he's retail. And he just provided exit liquidity for the funds dumping BAC. And now he's coping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:16 2023 No.54001699 >>54001627 None of the big 5, but whether the others are Canadian or not, I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:21 2023 No.54001701 File: 340 KB, 506x437, yikess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001670 a calculator most likely

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:28 2023 No.54001707 >>54001591 Hayek called it the business cycle but it's jewed nonsense not the free market

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:34 2023 No.54001712 File: 63 KB, 657x527, 1664025382382503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001559 Not sure if you're hoping for stagflation or... civilizational collapse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:41 2023 No.54001714 >>54001683 >said no retail at the start of any bull market >ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:42 2023 No.54001716 File: 97 KB, 986x1024, 1624388199561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001657 me in the middle

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:40:11 2023 No.54001727 File: 267 KB, 629x643, 1672961437828868.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 I got juked out of my short earlier this week and i'm mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:40:39 2023 No.54001736 >>54001693 >space after the greentext arrow Shill confirmed. 15 EBT points have been deposited into your account, Pvt. Guzman. Thank you for your service.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:41:14 2023 No.54001747 >>54001698 I bought from other retail that is panicing just like you pussies. Cope & seethe.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:41:33 2023 No.54001753

>>54001476
>A lot of it is that I'm early or don't move on the right thing.
Uranium definitely gives me that vibe and it's why I sold out a month ago. All the miners are just barely clinging in there financially and it's really a "wait and see until a shortage forces the futures price above 52" game. No sense having dead money parked waiting for a hype train that may be several months away.

CMRX is probably also worth cutting back on. Avoid losses and deadweight until the first vials of pox actually go missing or mysterious cases are reported. Dialing your schizometer back just a tad will save you a lot of downside at the cost of only a little frontrunning.

Mexico was certainly getting help from the peso strength/dollar weakness trend. No habla espanol, but I'd want to learn so I can get an idea of what the central bank there is doing. That and DXY would probably drive things short term more than the friendshoring meme.

And isn't EWQ/EWG an arbitrage play between Europe vs China? Don't know enough about their economies but I think I heard something like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:41:40 2023 No.54001757 Once bear algos get in control we are going to have a wild ride.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:41:43 2023 No.54001758 File: 1.50 MB, 1024x1024, 1677613726661232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54000747 I DIDNT get to sell and Im DOWN on monies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:41:47 2023 No.54001761 >>54001494 >>54001594 The bank responsible for 50% of the venture and tech start ups loans is getting heem'd into oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:42:03 2023 No.54001767 >>54001225 imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:42:04 2023 No.54001768 >>54001693 are you unable to read a chart? See the red line? See the left axis? See all the numbers are positive? That's the amount retail is buying every day in millions of $

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:42:23 2023 No.54001779

>>54001637
It did, dumbass. Last night it called for a dump today in Wells Fargo WFC, Bank of America BAC, some Charles Schwab bullshit SCHID, Warners Bros Music Group WMG, Rite Aid RAD and many others. All of which were some of the days biggest losers. Also called for an upside move in DHI which was up 1.6% today in a Bear Market no less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:42:31 2023 No.54001781 File: 68 KB, 640x480, 1667602469626001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001657 If you didn't but INTC after their big drop you're not a real red blooded American.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:42:48 2023 No.54001786 >>54001736 Goddamn you got me. Thanks for pointing out my mistake, I'll make sure to pass it on to my manager at Shills inc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:43:47 2023 No.54001804 >>54001591 >its natural cycle of the free market Yeah. The part of the cycle where the market crashes 20-50%.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:43:49 2023 No.54001806 File: 297 KB, 844x938, This time is different.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001606 >>54001656 Retail is now smarter than most funds. Funds have grown stupid and bloated under QE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:43:49 2023 No.54001805 File: 16 KB, 675x342, Screenshot 2023-03-09 at 13-42-11 Fed Rate Monitor Tool - Investing.com.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fed rates futes up 13% for a 25bps raise

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:43:56 2023 No.54001807 >>54001786 +15 EBT, keep posting and soon you'll be able to afford some high fructose grape drank

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:44:14 2023 No.54001814 >>54001594 What anime? none of the searches show anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:44:43 2023 No.54001824 File: 224 KB, 1050x605, mott_retail_inflow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001768 Nice 1-dimensional analysis there. It deserves MottCapital copyright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:44:57 2023 No.54001830 >>54000747 Up 1.11%, filled some ASTS calls (which are now in the red), and unloaded an old VIX position that was close to expiration at a smaller loss than where it was yesterday. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I can't complain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:45:05 2023 No.54001838 >>54001805 It will be 25 won’t it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:45:08 2023 No.54001841 File: 964 KB, 397x658, reynaldoh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001805 recession > than inflation now, the terminal broke the bond market further hikes are irrelevant

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:45:22 2023 No.54001849 >>54000436 I got booty blasted at the open when my SOXS went under but then I finished the day up 3.75% :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:45:44 2023 No.54001856 >>54001779 Well I'm sorry for harsh words then and congrats. What scanner are you using?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:45:48 2023 No.54001857 >>54001004 anything that gets shilled on 3rd rate youtube channels as much as masterworks does has to be a scam. literally >pay us money and get nothing how could this possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:46:22 2023 No.54001870 File: 17 KB, 480x360, 1666824298415639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001806 >The chad line goes up over time vs the virgin quant analysis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:46:54 2023 No.54001877 File: 300 KB, 870x902, 16718504230753242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dump at the end Prostitution arc is upon us

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:47:00 2023 No.54001878 File: 27 KB, 480x480, 1631635422780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001747 >cope >no you cope! >also seethe! lmao. I sold in Feb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:47:01 2023 No.54001879 >buttcorn retesting $20k it's over, market crash incoming

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:47:31 2023 No.54001892 Cash kings ww@?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:48:27 2023 No.54001911 >>54001870 The line only went up because it was artificially engineered to go up by Fed QE money, which is now gone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:48:30 2023 No.54001913 I sold all of my SPXU today. The gains were too much not to realize. Go on without me bobros

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:48:32 2023 No.54001915 File: 2.93 MB, 640x480, openAI.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001892 ath

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:48:44 2023 No.54001921
File: 2.04 MB, 1920x1080, [SubsPlease] Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka S4 - 13 (1080p) [1726DF3D].mkv_snapshot_00.21_[2023.01.12_21.12.03].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>54001814
Danmachi season 4. This season is surprisingly good, considering the lackluster S3. Finally back to dungeon crawling Kino, and it's a suffering train going at full speed for the characters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:48:46 2023 No.54001922 >>54001856 Thanks. It's my own custom scanner that took me over a year to put together, tweak and clean up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:48:52 2023 No.54001924 >>54001892 Depends on the form of cash. treasuries at 5%. meh stable coins at 1000% yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:49:41 2023 No.54001937 File: 115 KB, 786x892, 1671038606901088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001911 I still have a lot of cash and can make line go up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:49:55 2023 No.54001941 >>54001913 Nothing wrong with that. You did good, anon. Congrats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:50:19 2023 No.54001947 >>54001565 /biz/ is a force multiplier

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:50:22 2023 No.54001948 >>54001911 you watch too much peter schiff

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:51:17 2023 No.54001966 >>54001922 Nice, what indicators do you use? I tried to create my own in past based on the data from finbviz + Yahoo finance, but gave up on the idea seeing how easily market moves on news.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:51:23 2023 No.54001968 File: 88 KB, 500x500, 467u467jh467j467j.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001824 money flow is literally 1 dimensional. Money eithers comes in or comes out. You buy or you sell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:51:28 2023 No.54001969 File: 328 KB, 1170x935, 1669583015599740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001488 >1488 based digits of semiconductor doom

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:51:43 2023 No.54001976 >>54001877 Fuck yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:52:15 2023 No.54001983 Baking

>>	EARLY BAKE Thu Mar 9 21:52:16 2023 No.54001984 File: 499 KB, 828x1193, heyijustmetyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54001929 >>54001929 >>54001929

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:52:46 2023 No.54001995 >>54001688 >nonpayment is good Yeah until they run out of money,report losses and need to be bailed out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:09:09 2023 No.54002345 >>54000436 good. accelerate great reset, ubi, pods, nwo, i don't give a fuck anymore

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