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53999827 No.53999827 [Reply] [Original]

how do I get all of my cash out of the bank immediately

>> No.54000051
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54000051

>>53999827
Buy Bitcoin.
It's a super computer.

>> No.54000095

order a fuckton of apple products

>> No.54000111

>>53999827
STEAK STEAK STEAK
or
TUNA TUNA TUNA

>> No.54000138

>>54000095
One pair of used air pods should clear it out for him

>> No.54000170
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54000170

>>53999827
>banks are safu

>> No.54000177

>>53999827
go to a brothel

>> No.54000222
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54000222

>>53999827
go there and tell them you want to withdraw everything in cash. give the bank manager a firm handshake and look him in the eyes and dont take no for an answer

>> No.54000231

you can't withdraw?
what bank?

>> No.54000247

Put it in AMEX.
Just raised their dividend 15%

>> No.54000248
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54000248

>>53999827
>go to bank
>ask to retrieve all in cash
>realise that if you have more than 10k you need to justify what for and need to wait
>realise your money ain't yours, goy
but when you get your money get yourself some well deserved steak, shalom.

>> No.54000330

>>53999827
get yourself a nice dinner

>> No.54000365

>>54000248
>more than 10k you need to justify what for
no you dont, thats a common bank manager lie. they might have to call armored trucks from the federal reserve to deliver more cash since banks are basically just mcdonald's franchises for fannie mae at this point and they don't actually keep any cash around so you might have to wait, but they will give it to you if youre persistent enough

>> No.54000390
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54000390

>>54000111
Checked and cowpilled

>> No.54000419

>>53999827
Rob the bank.

>> No.54000426

>>54000390
please tell me your not about to bake those fucking T-bones, anon. please

>> No.54000438

>>54000365
yeah you will eventually, but how is this shit normal is what i mean, how? fuck banks man.
And actually, depends on the country even. I can promise you in France you better be able to justify why you need 10k+ in cash, which means it's barely yours anymore.
>>54000390
gib

>> No.54000453

>>54000111
the classic surf and turf shitcoin combo meal

>> No.54000513

>banks
>letting you withdraw everything and close your accounts
>even when it's your money and you don't owe the bank anything
>realize that regulations exist to force you to deposit your money in the bank
>realize that the banking system is allowed all of its horrifying excesses because banks exist to serve the interests of the powerful

>> No.54000515

>>54000248
if your Steak doesn't stem from a kosher butchered milkt truck I don't want it

>> No.54000585

>>53999827
Take 4k out now, and 4k again in one week. Hit the ATM everyday after that for $200-$400

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54000609

>>53999827
What happens to my credit card debt if the entire financial system collapses?

>> No.54000641

>>53999827
I'm sure the tens of dollars you have in your account are safe, OP.

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>>53999827
sir you don't have any cash to withdraw, your balance is 0

>> No.54000696
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54000696

>>53999827
Most of you don't even know what this is.

>> No.54000761

>>54000453
ifykyk