/smg/ The end is near. not really. jk.

[Anonymous No.53999454]

Goodmorning. Thursday morning. Happy Bearday Bull Evening. GoodBye.

[Anonymous No.53999466]

SPX 3600 incoming

[Anonymous No.53999472]

SIVB bros..

[Anonymous No.53999474]

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

[Anonymous No.53999475]

>>53999454
Desperate times call for last ditch hail Mary efforts, make the call Powell.

[Anonymous No.53999476]

>>53999454
faggot

[Anonymous No.53999479]

First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Anonymous No.53999485]

>>53999454
i should've just bought an ETF

[Anonymous No.53999487]

I'LL SAVE THE THREAD

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous >>53998306

[Anonymous No.53999488]

>>53999454
GOOD MORNING SIR!

[Anonymous No.53999489]

>>53999454
WHERE'S THE FUCKING AIR SUPPORT?

[Anonymous No.53999492]

>>53999454
Kill all glowies. This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.53999495]

This is the beginning of the collapse isn't it?

[Anonymous No.53999496]

>>53999475
FREE MY NIGGA BILL
LEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME

[Anonymous No.53999506]

What is actually happening with SVB? Did they say or know or just some massive sudden sell off?

[Anonymous No.53999510]

HE'S BACK

[Anonymous No.53999512]

>>53999454
WHERE ARE THE LINKS??? I NEED MY LINKS!!

[Anonymous No.53999515]

>>53999433
Bear Stearns is FINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8

[Anonymous No.53999514]

>>53999492
This was meant for >>53999463

[Anonymous No.53999516]

It's just a -1% on SP500
What are you fags smoking?

[Anonymous No.53999521]

>>53999512
THE LINKS DIED WITH CHAINLINK FUCKING CRYPTO IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING!

[Anonymous No.53999528]

one town's very like another
when your head's down over your pieces, brother

[Anonymous No.53999534]

>>53999506

https://twitter.com/RagingVentures/status/1615826088038473733

[Anonymous No.53999537]

Anybody want to fill me in? I closed earlier this week knowing there was gonna be a speech and all so I haven't been paying attention.

[Anonymous No.53999541]

>>53999516
context is everything

[Anonymous No.53999542]

>>53999510
I love this dude's "turn of the millennium angry high schooler" taste.

[Anonymous No.53999544]

>>53999506
CEO was caught in the parking garage having consensual sex with a biological female. big no no these days

[Anonymous No.53999546]

Alright, we're getting a relief rally, correct?

[Anonymous No.53999549]

>>53999466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4

[Anonymous No.53999551]

BUDDY LOOK AT CHARLES SCHWAB COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53999556]

>>53999472
What is their FUCKING problem? Silvergate exposure?

[Anonymous No.53999559]

>>53999472
the banks are the first ones that start crashing.
this is it. this is the big one.

[Anonymous No.53999563]

>only up 3.3% since yesterday
I'm too reasonably leveraged, fugg

[Anonymous No.53999564]

>>53999544
Should this "person" get the electric chair for such heinous crimes?

[Anonymous No.53999566]

>>53999510
based. He told all these retards to sell. Literally a one word tweet. SELL. And he was mocked. Mocked! This shit is so fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.53999574]

>>53999546
this nigger wants ANOTHER relief rally as if the past two months didn't just happen

[Anonymous No.53999582]

I'm kind of bitter I didn't short this week.

[Anonymous No.53999583]

>>53999546
I finally got out of my UVXY bag so probably not

[Anonymous No.53999586]

>>53999454
>BRO JUST BUY 0DTE OPTIONS COUNTER TO THE PUT/CALL RATIO ON THE INDEXES
>BRO MUH MAX PAIN THEORY

Only threw in like $30 to test the waters, but this is the stupidest fucking strategy ever. Fuck every retard who recommends this dumb bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53999588]

>GLOBAL
CONTAGION
>GLOBAL
CONTAGION
>GLOBAL
CONTAGION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

[Anonymous No.53999591]

https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
>WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
>LOOK AT THAT
>LOOK AT IT
>TAKE THEM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BELTS OFF THE BOTTOM
>I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT YOU COULDN'T STAY OVERBOUGHT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERBOUGHT
>WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HOOKED
>AND YOU MAY BE HOOKED
>HERE YOU GO
>WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION
>THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT
>WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
>EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
>WE TOLD YOU 2 WEEKS AGO
>WHAT HAPPENS TO EXUBERANCE
>IS THAT EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE DAY
>BUDDY, LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTER!
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>LOOK AT THAT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.53999598]

You only had to heed my warning...

[Anonymous No.53999602]

>>53999574
>>53999574
>as if the past two months didn't just happen
Anon, zoom out...

[Anonymous No.53999603]

>>53999454
ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING!!,
A
A
A
A
A

[Anonymous No.53999605]

>>53999582
I vaguely recall you making some possibly wrong predictions yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53999610]

>>53999510
Based

[Anonymous No.53999611]

BUDDY, LOOK AT SIVB COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53999628]

>>53999551
I do business with that company.

[Anonymous No.53999630]

>>53999516
volmaggedon and banks shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.53999631]

>>53999598
>6 month old data

[Anonymous No.53999634]

Anyone else unironically buying BBBY?

[Anonymous No.53999635]

I'm gettin' green like I'm supposed to

Nigga, I holla at these hoes and see how many I can go through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1REuOnf91yU

[Anonymous No.53999636]

>>53999605
I said job numbers was going to crash on Friday, and CPI is going to rally the markets on Tuesday next week. So far it looks like I was right. kekekek

[Anonymous No.53999641]

kek, this won't stop

[Anonymous No.53999644]

>>53999631
still right on schedule and under budget ;)

[Anonymous No.53999645]

>>53999516
shut the fuck up nigger we're going vertical

[Anonymous No.53999646]

BUDDY LOOK AT BUILD A BEAR WORKSHOP COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53999647]

Just some investment advice, when SIGA gets to $4.40 you guys should buy some. I can't see it going much lower than that and its fair, stable value is typically between around $6. That's a pretty big increase.
I'll be back to post more hard takes in three weeks.
But before I go, what the fuck happened to banks today? Someone give me a rundown.

[Anonymous No.53999649]

>>53999598
I can't because I don't know how to pay for your trademarked information.

[Anonymous No.53999650]

THE MARKET IS PRICING IN A JOE BIDEN PRESIDENCY!

[Anonymous No.53999651]

STOP FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.53999655]

>>53999556
Probably but one thing I know is every time I turn on CNBC and see the fucking smug whore in pic related I want to punch the screen. She's the chief investment officer of Silicon Valley Bank and I hope she's having a nervous breakdown right now

[Anonymous No.53999658]

WHAT IS HAPPENING, I THOUGHT THE BLACKS LOSING JOBS WAS A GOOD THING
> BULLSHIT
> BULLSHIT
> BULLSHIT
> BULLSHIT
> BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.53999662]

>>53999510
What's /ourguy/ Kramer saying?

[Anonymous No.53999667]

>>53999631
> September 2022 was 6 months ago
What the fuck, where did this time ago

[Anonymous No.53999669]

>>53999516
almost 2% now. is that a nothing either?

[Anonymous No.53999670]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53999671]

>>53999650
Lol underated.

[Anonymous No.53999674]

>>53999644
But that trendline says bottom in March.

[Anonymous No.53999677]

>390

[Anonymous No.53999681]

>>53999651
Sell signal

[Anonymous No.53999686]

>>53999534
Good read thanks.

Looks like theyre also trying to do stock sale of 1.9 billion. Thats what FTX tried to do too and went bust the next day. SVB is gone by end of March.
>>53999544
kek.

[Anonymous No.53999689]

>>53999667
Time is money, don't sell yourself short

[Anonymous No.53999690]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBd7OWCqy1M

[Anonymous No.53999691]

Currently looking into liquor stocks.

[Anonymous No.53999692]

>>53999674
between march and june sweaty, we still have a ways to go ;)

[Anonymous No.53999693]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53999694]

>>53999549
Lets think about next week
>CPI
>Monthly OpEx while the market breaks towards 3 month lows
>FOMC imminent
>50 basis points
>further out, debt ceiling
>no more treasury account fuckery
>QT returns in full force

We all know its coming. Even the crypto bros. Check out bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.53999697]

>>53999647
Crypto exposure and the market in general shitting itself I suppose

[Anonymous No.53999699]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

[Anonymous No.53999700]

Is it too late to short SVB

[Anonymous No.53999702]

>>53999635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHi0LxiPfg

[Anonymous No.53999703]

>>53999667
Haha just don't check SPY price in September 2022 OK?

[Anonymous No.53999704]

WAIT WE BROKE 391 HOLY SHIT WE ARE BEGINNING TO GAIN MOMENTUM!

[Anonymous No.53999705]

>>53999645
this shit is starting to accelerate nicely.

down to 375 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53999707]

>>53999516
2% down. Exponentially going down. Bank stocks tanking. Something is broken

SOMETHING IS BROKEN

RETARD. RETARD.

PULL UP.

[Anonymous No.53999708]

When FED put?

[Anonymous No.53999709]

>>53999700
what the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.53999710]

KEK dow 32k in 38 mins

[Anonymous No.53999716]

Okay bobo, that's enough, let mumu breathe.... please

[Anonymous No.53999719]

I REEEEEE IN STEREO
THE STEREO SOUNDS STRAAANGE
JUST KNOW THAT IF YOU SELL
IT DOESN'T GO AWAY

WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED
YOU'LL SEE ME STANDING
HOLDING BAGS
LONGING $ROPE
ALL THE RAGE
MY LITTLE DARK AGE

[Anonymous No.53999721]

>>53999692
So I have more time?

[Anonymous No.53999725]

>>53999707
Don't care, I hold cash

[Anonymous No.53999728]

>Anon you did buy puts and go short for the upcoming global financial crisis right?
>Anon...? Why are your turning pink?

[Anonymous No.53999730]

GET YOUR MONEY OUT, BANKS ARE COLLAPSING AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET BAILED-IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53999731]

>>53999655
>Chief investment officer is a woman
Say no more. Even with this crash it's overpriced.

[Anonymous No.53999734]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I JUST SHORTED
I'M GETTING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED

[Anonymous No.53999739]

>>53999703
I feel like I have been scammed. Where do I get money back?

[Anonymous No.53999742]

you bought puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.53999743]

If Powell does 25 bepis again will we dump

[Anonymous No.53999744]

A TOAST, TO 0DTE OPTIONTARDS FOR MAKING THIS CRASH POSSIBLE A STUNNING AND BRAVE ACHIEVEMENT! I AM NOMINATING YOU FOR WOMAN (MAN) OF THE YEAR AWARDS!

[Anonymous No.53999747]

>>53999716
No.

[Anonymous No.53999748]

>>53999730
this is really concerning.

[Anonymous No.53999750]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.53999752]

>>53999725
>It's just a -1% on SP500
>Don't care, I hold cash
ok

[Anonymous No.53999762]

>>53999655
>chief investment officer
>doesnt see inflation and rate hikes coming from a mile away with massive money supply increase
THIS CLOWN WORLD HAS TO END. START HIRING PEOPLE FOR MERIT NOT TITS AND SKIN COLOR REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.53999764]

ALL MY PUTS WILL STILL EXPIRE WORTHLESS

[Anonymous No.53999766]

>>53999716
OK, he had 2 minutes of green candles. That's at least a couple dozen breaths.

[Anonymous No.53999771]

>>53999744
HERE HERE!

[Anonymous No.53999774]

At least my covered calls are safe

[Anonymous No.53999776]

no circuit breakers for the final 25 minutes

[Anonymous No.53999785]

>>53999739
SIRS, PLEASE UNDERSTAND, NO REFUNDS

[Anonymous No.53999796]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWW3t8xkNuE

[Anonymous No.53999797]

missed out on ~1.5k by selling my 1dte puts 12 minutes too early

[Anonymous No.53999808]

Slurp Army......we ride at dawn.....

[Anonymous No.53999812]

>>53999774
This

[Anonymous No.53999818]

>>53969212
>Tue Mar 7 17:56:11 2023
>A Contrarian Indicator
>Contrarian investors use the put-call ratio to help them determine when market participants are getting overly bullish or too bearish.
>An extremely low ratio means the market is extremely bullish. A contrarian might conclude that the market is too bullish and is due for a pullback.
>>53969261
>>53969261
>>53969261
>Tue Mar 7 18:00:40 2023
>You are a moron. An extreme spike towards putts followed by a sharp decline in putts and rise in calls - short covering. where is 3900, 2 weeks?
:^)

[Anonymous No.53999820]

>>53999764
how is that even possible giving what is happening today lmao literally every sector is down

[Anonymous No.53999822]

>>53999744
Institutional money is just as retarded as retail

[Anonymous No.53999825]

>>53999797
>1dte
So there are still long-term investors in the market.

[Anonymous No.53999833]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO SCHWAB???

THATS WHERE I KEEP MY MONEYYYYYY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53999834]

>>53999808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PdnGszYAZg

[Anonymous No.53999845]

phew! the capitulation is over, we go up from here!

[Anonymous No.53999848]

>BANK COLLAPSE
>BANK COLLAPSE
>BANK COLLAPSE
>BANK COLLAPSE
>BANK COLLAPSE

[Anonymous No.53999850]

>and just like that the bottom is in

BUY THE FUCKING DIP SLURPERINOS!

[Anonymous No.53999853]

Yea wouldnt that suck if we all had short/puts/inverse ETFs and made tons of money of the collapse but then our banks become insolvent so we cant even use the money hahaha that would be awful hahaha.

[Anonymous No.53999865]

>>53999808
that looks like the cart titan betch.

[Anonymous No.53999864]

>>53999699
88's ARE SELLING
87 HALVES ARE SELLING

[Anonymous No.53999866]

>IM NEVER GONE BUY AGAIN HEAVY BAGS HAVE GOT NO GAINS LEFT THOUGH ITS EASY TO PRETEND I KNOW YOURE NOT A FOOL I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO HOLD THESE BAGS AND WASTE THE GAINS THAT ID BEEN GIVEN SO IM NEVER GONNA BUY AGAIN THE WAY I BOUGHT WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.53999868]

So will this be like 19th May of 2022 or like 13th September 2022?

[Anonymous No.53999878]

oh yeah, I'm thinking we (slurpbros) are back.

[Anonymous No.53999883]

>>53999833
>Down 15%
Oh shit bobos aren't fucking around

[Anonymous No.53999885]

>>53999833
>>53999848
>>53999850

[Anonymous No.53999892]

Here comes the second leg down for the day. Yes, second.

[Anonymous No.53999893]

>>53999833
>Use WF
>Realize they're scumbags
>Move money to SCHW
>Get BTFO
Comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.53999896]

LOOK AT THE VIX

[Anonymous No.53999899]

I sold my spy calls at 393.2. Bottom dropped out at that indicator. I think we all know whats incoming

[Anonymous No.53999902]

first time buying options, noob here. did i do the right thing?

[Anonymous No.53999903]

OK FUCK IT I WENT AHEAD AND SOLD BOIL AND BOUGHT VIST TO HOLD LONG EVERYTHING IS FUCKED BUT FUCK IT I HAVE TO BE IN SOME ACTION JUST FUCK IT I LOVE STOCKS ANYWAY EVEN IF IT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDOME JUST FUCK IT SHIT MAYBE THESE MEXICANS WILL PULL MY SHIT BACK UP SLOWLY WHO KNOWS ALL OF THIS SHIT IS JUST A GAMBLE FUCK YOUR "I'M IN MY STUDY WITH MY SMOKING JACKET ON LOOKING AT COMPLEX NUMBERS AND I UNDERSTAND THEM AND MAKE EXCELLENT DECISIONS" JUST FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU AND HOLY FUCKING FUCK IT'S HAPPENING IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING PRAISE THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY

[Anonymous No.53999906]

>>53999845
>>53999850

[Anonymous No.53999910]

So are banks going to be responsible for this market crash YET AGAIN? sigh we really need to do away with (((central banking))) if they keep doing this

[Anonymous No.53999911]

>small caps
the recession has barely started, and they're down 95%+ in the past two years

[Anonymous No.53999912]

>>53999707
retard bobos lose there fucking minds when stonks go down. spy isn't even down 2% stupid fucking retards. this is why bobos are insufferable children

[Anonymous No.53999914]

>>53999853
My god, it's so... plausible.

[Anonymous No.53999918]

>>53999833
the music is only slowing. to stop the music would be anti semitic

[Anonymous No.53999921]

>DPST down -24%
March 2020 all over again
>DPST down -24%
March 2020 all over again
>DPST down -24%
March 2020 all over again

[Anonymous No.53999926]

>>53999893
WF are the only based bank in the west. You got memed on.

[Anonymous No.53999930]

it's the bonds anon nobody is watching the bonds. nobody knows how many shit bonds these banks have. bondmageddon anon.

[Anonymous No.53999931]

TORO

[Anonymous No.53999938]

>>53999911
Peter_Lynch_How_much_more_can_it_go_down.mkv

[Anonymous No.53999939]

I just closed most of my shorts, some guy on Twitter said
>shorts will cover before labor market stats tomorrow
and it's likely enough

[Anonymous No.53999942]

>Oil

[Anonymous No.53999946]

Ehhhhhh the vix is having an erection buying this dip seems kind of worrisome. not gonna lie. If it's a fakeout they are doing a great job.

[Anonymous No.53999951]

>>53999825
i also have May & June expiries

[Anonymous No.53999956]

>>53999853
this is why I unironically hold gold and silver boomer rocks

[Anonymous No.53999957]

>>53999930
>>53999742
Anon I need sauce on these whores plox

[Anonymous No.53999958]

buying calls here blatant retard bear trap

[Anonymous No.53999959]

>>53999834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

[Anonymous No.53999961]

>>53999926
>WF good
Dumbest post of 2023

[Anonymous No.53999963]

>>53999926
To be fair, it's still about 50/50.

[Anonymous No.53999965]

This is it. The beginning of the end.

[Anonymous No.53999971]

>>53999914
>JEPI counterparty risk wasn't a meme

[Anonymous No.53999974]

Lets the blood flow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clXwe-udqDU

[Anonymous No.53999977]

>>53999910

[Anonymous No.53999980]

>>53999883
It's over for mumu. There is no bottom.

[Anonymous No.53999983]

>>53999833
hilarious stock

everything going as expected as market still correcting. good spots soon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6mM8wv6GJE

[Anonymous No.53999986]

Anyone here buying Ulta or Vail resorts before markets close? Just curious.

[Anonymous No.53999993]

Selling 9s, buy them while you can.

[Anonymous No.53999994]

>>53999965
The time of beauty is gone fren

[Anonymous No.53999995]

>>53999965
don't be so dramatic

[Anonymous No.53999999]

soooor

[Anonymous No.54000001]

>>53999974
>spy down 1.5%
kys

[Anonymous No.54000002]

IBKR Chads we dab on Charles Cucks.

[Anonymous No.54000005]

>check my stocks
>-0.46%
not bad

[Anonymous No.54000006]

>>53999902
as long as you're buying short term options you're doing the right thing

[Anonymous No.54000009]

>>53999957
gotta show me you got a short position.

[Anonymous No.54000011]

>>53999957
Bro..

[Anonymous No.54000016]

win

[Anonymous No.54000017]

>>53999957
same whore. very well known whore of the famed white girl on the couch with black guys behind her meme. you call yourself a coomer and you dont know who that is?

[Anonymous No.54000019]

Big red dildos.

[Anonymous No.54000020]

WE ARE FUCKING BACK BROS

[Anonymous No.54000021]

are we being manipulated into believing the market is not healthy?

Ive been told the market is healthy? is this not an accurate statement?

hellloooooooooo??!?

[Anonymous No.54000023]

>>53999980
What the fuck is he? I have a reflexive, defensive desire to kill.

[Anonymous No.54000025]

>>53999999
God damnnit I wanted these digits :( can I borrow them?

[Anonymous No.54000037]

>>53999999
>>54000000

[Anonymous No.54000038]

>>53999999
OMGSISA

[Anonymous No.54000040]

>>53999999
WASTED

[Anonymous No.54000046]

>>53999961
WF is good. Their only mistake in recent decades has been doing business in california, where they naturally got fucked over by low level california staff

[Anonymous No.54000045]

>>53999999
Checked

[Anonymous No.54000050]

>>53999999
Great quality post script bro

[Anonymous No.54000052]

>>54000006
it's for tomorrow. am i to optimistic?

[Anonymous No.54000054]

>>53999930
She reminds me of snoopy and yes I still have a boner.

[Anonymous No.54000055]

>>53999686
A twitter thread is not at all considered a fucking "read".

[Anonymous No.54000056]

I bought highly leverage short factor certs


Here wee gooo

[Anonymous No.54000059]

>>53999911
Recession is priced in basically.

[Anonymous No.54000062]

POWER HALF HOUR LETS GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54000063]

>>54000001
mumu seething at shitposting. whats the matter has this red got you unnerved?

[Anonymous No.54000065]

>>53999833
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[Anonymous No.54000067]

>>53999959
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0

[Anonymous No.54000070]

>>53999559
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[Anonymous No.54000072]

>>53999999
nice script

[Anonymous No.54000080]

HOOD is holding pretty strong while Schwab tanks.

[Anonymous No.54000081]

>>53999999
Gem

[Anonymous No.54000088]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0kT5P3HgA

[Anonymous No.54000097]

>>53999957
Piper Perri
Bros, why are mining stocks tanking as well? Commodities are up the last time I checked.
Also why in hell do oil/gas stocks still hold up so damn well? No matter how much gas/oil drops, they hover near ATH, but any kind of increase in the price of oil causes at least +2% on those damn stocks. Why are these stocks immune to a healthy recoil?

[Anonymous No.54000098]

Well now's a good time to post this.

[Anonymous No.54000100]

>>54000059
for small caps yes, for everything else: no

[Anonymous No.54000101]

WHY THE FUCK IS MY PORTFOLIO DOWN 4% TODAY HUH?

I WAS TOLD THAT WE HIT THE BOTTOM
HUH? BITCH!

[Anonymous No.54000107]

>>54000002
>not using both
Schwab is worth it for the waived foreign ATM fees, if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.54000120]

>>53999853
haha they cant do that tho can they i dont wanna turn antisemitic

[Anonymous No.54000125]

>>54000001
Cope

[Anonymous No.54000127]

TECH IS SAFU

[Anonymous No.54000130]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

IM HAVING A SOFT LANDING THANK YOU POWELL YOU ARE THE GREATEST OOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.54000131]

TOMORROW THE FALL WILL CONTINUE

[Anonymous No.54000135]

LET'S FUCKING GOOO

[Anonymous No.54000141]

>>54000097
>Commodities are up the last time I checked.
Industrial metals are all getting rekt.

>Why are these stocks immune to a healthy recoil?
Because oil has been in the 70s for nearly the past half year. That's pretty stable, helped by nat gas reaching its ~$2 floor.

[Anonymous No.54000142]

>>54000063
no you're a fucking retard my .SPXW230309P3980 did just fine.
thinking a healthy selloff is significant.
fucking morons man this is why everyone makes fun of bobos. when we rip back up you'll forget you were splurging for no reason. just like everytime.

[Anonymous No.54000148]

>>54000131
tomorrow will be green

[Anonymous No.54000149]

Oohhhhh Sluurrperrrsss!!!

[Anonymous No.54000151]

>>54000101
nigga jeremy said yesterday that they gonna keep increasing rate, why didn't you sell then, you had more than enough time

[Anonymous No.54000152]

>>54000098

Say goodbye to her

[Anonymous No.54000160]

>>53999699
SEVENTY NINES ARE TRADING!!!!

[Anonymous No.54000158]

THIS WAS THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.54000159]

>>54000131
And more and more as we speed into the 3/22 wall.

[Anonymous No.54000162]

test

[Anonymous No.54000163]

>>54000127
>Tech VC bank defaults
>This results in ______

[Anonymous No.54000168]

>>54000127
This chart has me on the edge of orgasmic pleasure

[Anonymous No.54000175]

>>54000163
25 bepis instead of 50

[Anonymous No.54000180]

>>54000100
I concur.

[Anonymous No.54000179]

>>54000148
There is will be no green days until job is done.

[Anonymous No.54000178]

>>54000148
Yes but this time SPX will be +0.15%

[Anonymous No.54000183]

>OVER SOLD AND STAY OVER SOLD
>JUST LIKE OVER BOUGHT CAN STAY OVER BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.54000185]

>>53999999
baby won

[Anonymous No.54000193]

WE'RE BACK IN THE 1970S

[Anonymous No.54000196]

WE'RE WELL AND TRULY FUCKED THIS TIME BOYOS

[Anonymous No.54000197]

>>54000163

[Anonymous No.54000199]

>>54000175
You gonna need more than a quarter point of relief to fix those loans.

[Anonymous No.54000201]

>>53999516
>t. Cooms on a 0.1% up day but acts toughs on a -1% days

[Anonymous No.54000206]

>tech and crypto are such niggershit that they ruin even banking
hot diggity

[Anonymous No.54000208]

>>53999974
>>53999980
>>54000019
>>54000067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

[Anonymous No.54000211]

>>54000131
fill in the blanks
>shorts will _over

[Anonymous No.54000212]

it's ogre

[Anonymous No.54000221]

>>54000175
No way right?

[Anonymous No.54000223]

>>54000179
I...kneel

[Anonymous No.54000226]

>>54000201
oh no i'm temporarily embarrassed on my 30 year investing journey

[Anonymous No.54000227]

so what happened today I just woke up

[Anonymous No.54000230]

My employer offers an Employee Stock Purchasing Plan w/ a discount of 15%, stock prices is whatever the opposite of volatile is. Holding period is 6 months. Any drawbacks to putting in $10,000 twice a year, selling for $11,500 twice a year, for as long as I'm employed here? Do not see it being a company that "takes off" or moons in any way, so would rather not just le hodl it

[Anonymous No.54000235]

>>54000180
this time the jews are pretending we aren't in one though, we won't get the same 2008 treatment where small caps will have the 1 dollar rule removed; we're gonna seem so many forced into bankruptcy and/or endless reverse splits

[Anonymous No.54000239]

XLF -3.90%

[Anonymous No.54000241]

>>54000227
SIVB is apparently a gigantic bank. Look at it.

[Anonymous No.54000246]

>look at finviz
>that tiny neon green GE stock in a sea of blood

lmao

[Anonymous No.54000258]

>>54000230
Micron is a shit company.

[Anonymous No.54000266]

>>53999896
It's healing already.

[Anonymous No.54000270]

>only down 1.65%
listen faggot you didn't account for how much we were up in the morning

[Anonymous No.54000272]

>>54000239
Dat finance section doe

[Anonymous No.54000276]

>>54000246
FWIW, I think GE is due for a collapse this week or so.

[Anonymous No.54000278]

>>54000230
That's a big fuckin turtle.

[Anonymous No.54000280]

>>54000212
GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CHANNEL YOU CHEEKY INDEX

[Anonymous No.54000283]

>>54000227
2008 2.0 exe just got uploaded to the matrix.

[Anonymous No.54000289]

>>54000266
trap(s are gay)

[Anonymous No.54000290]

>>54000239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omwXLXeTR4w

[Anonymous No.54000292]

Wait what Silicon Valley Bank?! Ohhh they better not be the LEH

[Anonymous No.54000296]

>Banks forced to buy treasuries after great financial crisis
>In 2022 Treasuries experience worst year since 1789
>Banks experiencing cash crunch in 2023 from forced recession
>Banks now have to sell their Treasuries at the absolute bottom to meet capital requirements also put in place after the Great Recession
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.54000297]

>>54000270
>still not even 2%
kys

[Anonymous No.54000304]

WE'RE BACK TO LAST THURSDAY PRICES ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.54000306]

Just want to remind everyone that gaslighting mumus were out in full force last thursday/friday telling you to buy for ATH and FED was going to shift their inflation target to 4% and hikes were over

[Anonymous No.54000310]

>>53999965
The end of the dip that is.

Bottom is in. BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54000311]

>>54000230
What sector? If you know anything about market cycles you could do better than 15%.
You should also consider tax implications.

[Anonymous No.54000318]

>"Hello why is it going down?"
>"No I will not hold"
>"Thank you I will wait"

[Anonymous No.54000320]

>>53999999

[Anonymous No.54000322]

>>54000235
I have a feeling that stocks and bonds will be rallying together. No more inverse correlation. So once the recession hits unemployment rises and the FED pivots stocks and bonds will rally.

[Anonymous No.54000327]

>>53999818
is the put/call ratio a good indicator? never used it

[Anonymous No.54000328]

>>54000297
>>still not even 2%
>kys

[Anonymous No.54000341]

>>54000297
i'm not the one who bought calls that's on you fren

[Anonymous No.54000346]

>>53999510
is lamb of god doing good right now? i listened to their new album but didn't care for it

[Anonymous No.54000354]

>>54000306
mumus are a Mossad psyop.

[Anonymous No.54000355]

You're laughing? Banks are going to eat shit on their bonds and you're laughing?

[Anonymous No.54000358]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

what if jim cramer tells you to sell SIVB... instead... history will repeat itself in the opposite direction.

[Anonymous No.54000359]

>>54000304
this is only the beginning

[Anonymous No.54000362]

>>53999598
because we can't see shit

[Anonymous No.54000364]

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[Anonymous No.54000368]

>>54000296
>Banks now have to sell their Treasuries at the absolute bottom
Yeah but no one forced them to go full retard margin on low value bonds.

[Anonymous No.54000370]

>>54000272
Paypal 0.03% saving the day

[Anonymous No.54000376]

>>54000346
Nobody has listened to lamb of god since like 2010

[Anonymous No.54000378]

>>53999942
wtf is the spotter doing

[Anonymous No.54000381]

>>54000359
sorry i dont listen to poor people who post the same chart over and over

[Anonymous No.54000386]

>>54000320
Yo I see what you doin'. Tryna claim them California reparations.

Those ain't gonna save yo portfolio.

[Anonymous No.54000385]

>>53999833
FUUUUUUCK

THIS ISNT FUNNY

THIS ISNT GOOD

IS ALL THE MONEY IN MY BROKERAGE GONE?

[Anonymous No.54000384]

>>54000311
>tax implications.
This is what is giving me pause, no clue where to being researching that. Healthcare-adjacent

[Anonymous No.54000388]

>>54000378
>Well done, 47.

[Anonymous No.54000392]

docusign or gap for shares into earnings?

[Anonymous No.54000394]

>>54000322
stock rally following a rate cut never lasts more than 1 month by the way

[Anonymous No.54000397]

>>54000376
Maybe that’s why he chose it..........

[Anonymous No.54000400]

>>54000388
keked and checked

[Anonymous No.54000404]

>>54000327
$cpce gotta know what you're looking at tho, $uvol $dvol $vold can give you more directional info tho

[Anonymous No.54000407]

>>54000386
I'M JUST A BLACK PEPE OUT IN THE THREAD TRYNNA GET MINE BUD!

[Anonymous No.54000408]

FUCKING BLOODY, FUCKING BHENCHOD FUCKING BLOODY STOP REDEEMING

[Anonymous No.54000410]

>>54000376
but i just said i did...

[Anonymous No.54000413]

>>54000364
>>54000385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nz3HXwEG4M

[Anonymous No.54000416]

>down 14% just today

[Anonymous No.54000420]

INTC is up.

[Anonymous No.54000422]

>>54000388
i laughed out loud in real life (LOL IRL)

[Anonymous No.54000424]

>>54000327
yeah it's a good indicator, one that you should definitely add to your tool box
but there's a tool for everything, and you should never over rely only on one tool
you should look at put to call ratio on indices as well as individual stocks - I find it much more helpful in using it as a contrarian indicator, too many are bearish, or too many are bullish, than to use it for confirmations of trend

[Anonymous No.54000429]

why are we dumping today?

[Anonymous No.54000433]

>>54000230
My company is the same. Unless you live paycheck to paycheck, it's fine. I've done the same, sell them as soon as I get them for 15% gain.

[Anonymous No.54000434]

>>53999833
>listening to the shitposter who tweets that the markets are collapsing everytime it goes down a bit

[Anonymous No.54000437]

>>54000429
GFC2

[Anonymous No.54000442]

>>54000384
I work at WMT and I have 80 shares right now. They also match 15% contributions (an effective 13% discount). My ACB is $100.10
My plan is to move the shares into a TFSA so that I can begin writing CCs on them. When I divest the assets or move them into the TFSA, I have to claim taxes on them. There's no way around that. However, I do have $3,000 in capital losses from last year which I will apply against it, so things more or less work out in my favor

[Anonymous No.54000446]

>>54000436
>>54000436
>>54000436

[Anonymous No.54000447]

>>54000420
Fucking jews

[Anonymous No.54000454]

>Rocker sold right before SJIM broke into the green
The man is cursed, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.54000456]

>>54000429

[Anonymous No.54000459]

>>54000384
Taxes differ from location to location (some states suck)but https://www.investopedia.com/ is always a good place to start.
Biotech's and pharmaceuticals are generally volatile and swing hard on news, I dunno about healthcare as a whole though.

[Anonymous No.54000465]

>>54000296
>Get artificially low interest rates for 20+ years
>Get fucked when bonds don't do well along with stocks
Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.54000470]

if you didnt buy before close, its over

[Anonymous No.54000497]

>>54000429
Credit Sueise has been cooking the books and is insolvent. The archstone has been removed and the tide is rising to meet the foundation of sand. The coyote has finally noticed he isn't standing on the ground.

[Anonymous No.54000519]

>>54000497
And what of the tigers?

[Anonymous No.54000521]

retards everyone, loaded up on calls thanks for your money zoomer sensationalist bobos

[Anonymous No.54000529]

>>54000470
still have 8 minutes

[Anonymous No.54000530]

>>54000470
I bought VIST, there's no reason not to just buy something.

[Anonymous No.54000580]

>>54000519
Gone. Not dead, gone.

[Anonymous No.54000601]

>>54000497
jfc 1 trillion in assets. not including derivatives??? fuck.

[Anonymous No.54000762]

>>54000470
Hell yeah I bought

[Anonymous No.54000786]

>>54000230
>lose job cause company tanks
>lose stock cause company tanks
that's your biggest risk right there

[Anonymous No.54000803]

SOXS, DRV, and UVIX.
That's where the gold is, frens.

[Anonymous No.54000826]

>>54000762
we just need massive lay offs or some bad news and we're golden for a bull run kek