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I told you guys about this last night, at that red candle that the arrow is pointing to. Who's still holding this high R/R masterpiece?
Still time to get on, this is going to atleast $1M tonight.

>> No.53991736

>>53989966
Interdasting. Aside from the chart, shill me this coin, Anon.

>> No.53991749

>>53989966
The website is broken.

>> No.53992033
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53992033

>>53991736
It's going to be the Metamask of Shibarium, and have normie retard friendly features like two factor wallet recovery. This medium article sums ip uo pretty well: https://medium.com/@Shimask_erc/shimask-the-ultimate-shibarium-wallet-c7fb5625f29c
This is making a pretty good splash in the non-/biz/ trading circles. I know mostly pumped garbage gets shilled here now, but this is only $360k MC, and I hope this can take us back to the old /biz/ days, when people were effortlessly making thousands of dollars doing nothing.

>> No.53992089

>>53992033
Oh darn, it's $385k MC now... Anyways the whales have been bouncing it around this level for about a day to get the liquidity built up, might be tomorrow that the trip to $1M starts.

>> No.53992100

>>53989966
wen moon?

>> No.53992105

>>53992100
>He doesn't enjoy edging

>> No.53992157

The buy and sell tax is huge on this, 5% wtf.

>> No.53992217

>>53992157
This. Also why the fuck does shib need its own metmask? You can literally hold all your shib shitcoins in normal metamask. Who cares. lmao

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Meet Jerry. He's a 35-year-old man who still lives in his mom's basement. He spends his days browsing 4chan, watching anime, and avoiding sunlight like a vampire. He has no job, no social skills, and no prospects.One day, while on a rare trip outside to buy some tendies, Jerry encounters a stray cat. The cat meows at him, and Jerry's heart melts. He decides to follow the cat, thinking that maybe it will lead him to a new anime convention or a store that sells waifu pillows.But instead, the cat leads Jerry to a dirty alleyway where he spots an ad for Red Rabbit token. He's never heard of it before, but the cat seems to be nodding in approval, so Jerry decides to take a chance.He goes back to his mom's basement, logs into his Robinhood account, and invests all of his savings in Red Rabbit. To his surprise, the value of the token skyrockets overnight. Jerry becomes an overnight millionaire, and he's ecstatic.He goes on a wild spending spree, buying himself a brand new gaming PC, a life-sized anime figurine, and a bunch of body pillows. He even pays a bunch of camgirls to cosplay as his favorite anime characters.But as the saying goes, money can't buy happiness. Jerry realizes that all the tendies and anime in the world can't fill the void in his heart. He's still a loser living in his mom's basement, and no amount of money can change that.In the end, Jerry realizes that the only way to truly be happy is to accept who he is and try to make the most of his situation. He sells all his expensive toys and goes back to his mom's basement, but this time, he's content. He spends his days browsing 4chan, watching anime, and eating tendies, but now he's also got a ton of cash to burn.

>> No.53993237

>>53991736
You should buy ORE anon. Identity solution is getting popular.