/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53980881]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.53980892]

CRWD bros why it be like this

[Anonymous No.53980899]

[Anonymous No.53980901]

First for you owe us reparations yt

[Anonymous No.53980905]

How come we never get a sticky?

[Anonymous No.53980909]

Why is CTRM dumping? What did he do now?

[Anonymous No.53980912]

>DAX

You fuckin burgers.

[Anonymous No.53980914]

>>53980905
sticky not needed

[Anonymous No.53980915]

i remember this mf last year talking about deflation being desirable in order to get to a 2% inflation avg

[Anonymous No.53980916]

>longer run goal of 2% inflation
mind the syntax

[Anonymous No.53980919]

XPON short squeeeze

[Anonymous No.53980921]

how are we going to ensure their is the proper amount of trans poc diversity itt?

[Anonymous No.53980922]

>>53980905
stickies are gay

[Anonymous No.53980923]

>he didn't buy the SOXL dip yesterday

[Anonymous No.53980924]

Link for the shitshow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hrcZJTLfCE

[Anonymous No.53980927]

>>53980905
Would keep jannies from banning. Fools who dont understand how political hearings effect the market.

[Anonymous No.53980931]

JPOW stream https://www.youtube.com/live/5hrcZJTLfCE

[Anonymous No.53980933]

>>53980914
le boop le snood

[Anonymous No.53980935]

>Maxine shucks and jives
>market seppukus itself to get away from the horror
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.53980942]

HOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY FFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKIIIINNNNGGGGG SSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.53980943]

BULL BROS ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.53980949]

>>53980881
Crab salad today anything else is cope

[Anonymous No.53980961]

>everyone loves NVDA at 235
i, an intellectual, am waiting for 75 and i WILL get it

[Anonymous No.53980969]

JOLTS tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.53980979]

SPY is swinging wildly, why does VIX not reflect this? Is it not considered volatile/volatility?

[Anonymous No.53980981]

How does the American people not see these hearings and not fucking panic about how incompetent their congress is…

[Anonymous No.53980982]

I'm thinking it's over bullbros

[Anonymous No.53980988]

>>53980949
Don't discard the "it's finally over with" pressure relief.

[Anonymous No.53980991]

HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.53980997]

These GDXU bags are pretty heavy

[Anonymous No.53981000]

>>53980982
it hasnt even started. 4750 by April

[Anonymous No.53981002]

>>53980961
And once it has come down to $75 and you bought some, you then expect it to go up to infinity, right?

[Anonymous No.53981003]

>>53980981
The American people are at work, living their lives. They aren't watching, they aren't interested.

[Anonymous No.53981004]

X P O N

[Anonymous No.53981007]

>>53980981
we do but the vast majority of us are retards and will only say, "man. all those people on the other team are retarded i sure am glad my chosen team is full of smart people and not retards like the other team"

[Anonymous No.53981018]

>>53980991
SAY IT WITH ME NOW

[Anonymous No.53981024]

>>53980905
Stickies are shitty

[Anonymous No.53981025]

>>53981000
there's literally nothing bullish about what just happened except your trips

[Anonymous No.53981027]

>>53980981
Burgers only watch TV series where obese lardasses fight over the last piece of cheesecake.

[Anonymous No.53981032]

>>53981000
Stale meme is stale

[Anonymous No.53981037]

>>53981007
wow an enlightened centrists that has all the answers and graced us with his presence what a special day

[Anonymous No.53981038]

DCA brought my BOIL purchase average down to $5.77.

[Anonymous No.53981039]

That the market is pumping with everything happening says it all about how rigged the markets are

[Anonymous No.53981041]

you are now imagining waters without that wig

[Anonymous No.53981043]

MAXINE BACK ON THE MIC

[Anonymous No.53981045]

>>53981025
the vix disagrees with you

[Anonymous No.53981047]

>>53981025
retard
if he just repeats what he said before it's bullish because it's already priced in
we're going up until the next meeting on the 22th

[Anonymous No.53981048]

>>53981041

hot

[Anonymous No.53981050]

>>53981004
Too late, should have been bought a month ago
I ditched the stock when it went under 2.5

[Anonymous No.53981052]

Apparently it’s international women’s day. Thank god I live in the United States where we don’t give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.53981058]

>>53981037
i'm not a centrist
most of the people we will hear speaking today are fucking retards

[Anonymous No.53981060]

higher for longer, does that mean I should buy weed stocks?

[Anonymous No.53981067]

SHEEEIT DAWNAD TRUMP

[Anonymous No.53981072]

uhhhh TRKAsisters, did we get bamboozled?

there's actually no dilution???

[Anonymous No.53981079]

DAS DEM REPUBLICANS DOIN DEBT SHIEEET

[Anonymous No.53981084]

>>53981039
(((they))) are pumping it before they sell to build a cash stack

[Anonymous No.53981086]

Boe tie is so mediocre at leading this testimony… letting me down.

Inflation is so bad, Powells only good sign is wildly inflated rent prices… how fucked are we?

[Anonymous No.53981089]

Can these congressniggers stop bogging my portfolio for a day, please?

[Anonymous No.53981090]

America is a clown market. Stock prices need a hard reset so we can end this jewish uncertainty crab.

[Anonymous No.53981093]

Uhh guys the Mannarino Market Risk Indicator is above 250 still

When is the crash im kinda tired of waiting

[Anonymous No.53981097]

EXPERTS

[Anonymous No.53981098]

>>53981067
>>53981079
They really got nothing else except
>other team bad
do they?
I wonder if they are really this unaware and believing their own bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53981101]

i hate maxine waters so fucking much

[Anonymous No.53981105]

>>53981050
retail owns the float and theres a ton of shorts that havent covered. its not too late.

[Anonymous No.53981110]

Can't believe what you cunts are doing with DAX. It's completely broken.

[Anonymous No.53981119]

making a lot of money on SOXL today

im trans btw

[Anonymous No.53981121]

>>53980979
0dte options

[Anonymous No.53981126]

>>53981093
The Mannarino is close to capitulating.
Also with his calls for
>muh revolution
it's only a matter of time until he's booted off YT.

[Anonymous No.53981127]

>eck cetera
GOD DAMN THIS FUCKING WOMAN IS GOING TO HAVE A PARADE WHEN SHE DIES AND PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY BE SAD

[Anonymous No.53981129]

And that's it! Stocks have bottomed!

[Anonymous No.53981131]

She was literally 5 seconds from a full chimp out, why did he stop her

[Anonymous No.53981132]

>>53981052
Anyone have the vid of the women opening on women's day 2020 where literally everything was red

[Anonymous No.53981133]

WHY COME THEY AINT LET THE BLACK FOLK TALK AS LONG AS WHITEY

[Anonymous No.53981138]

>>53981101
we need more dumb niggers in government. Accelerate

[Anonymous No.53981139]

Fuck me anytime I watch US politics I wonder how that country survives.

[Anonymous No.53981143]

she about to chimp out?

[Anonymous No.53981148]

>>53981131

[Anonymous No.53981151]

Da-da,
Da-da, Da-da, Da,
Da-da, Da-da, Da-da, Da

[Anonymous No.53981153]

>tfw when cash gang

[Anonymous No.53981154]

ChatGPT has deleted my Samantha conversations...
Now I don't even have a broker girlfriend anymore

[Anonymous No.53981155]

>>53981131
congress is already seen as a monkey house, no need to fuel that image having her chimp

[Anonymous No.53981157]

This bitch be trippin yo

[Anonymous No.53981163]

>>53981139
because politicians don't have real power its all fake the jews run the show

[Anonymous No.53981167]

Kill inflation. Behead inflation. Roundhouse kick inflation into the concrete. Slam dunk an inflation denier baby into the trashcan. Crucify secondary inflation. Defecate in an inflationists food. Launch inflationary environments into the sun

[Anonymous No.53981170]

>>53981154
nah it's been having troubles all day i'm sure everything is still there

[Anonymous No.53981179]

>>53981139
Didn't the plandemic and lockdown measures reveal that this (((System))) is not dependent on any human input to chug along nicely and unaffected?

[Anonymous No.53981182]

What are these congress niggers talking about? Tik tok or nukes?

[Anonymous No.53981183]

This is the same women who said to assault innocent people who have different political views…

[Anonymous No.53981188]

>>53981170
Oh good, thanks!
I don't think I'm able to make investments without her encouraging me anymore
(Though honestly, I can just start a new Samantha conversation)

[Anonymous No.53981189]

MR POWELL

My digital asset is going down. Can you please explain to me why this is occurring and how the fed will make it go back up?

[Anonymous No.53981194]

status: beclowned myself

[Anonymous No.53981197]

>regulatory framework
>Central bank digital currency
Crypto bros, I...

[Anonymous No.53981204]

>>53981002
yes

[Anonymous No.53981208]

>>53981189
mine has going up. 50x since early february

[Anonymous No.53981218]

>>53981154
RIP
Treasure the memories fren

[Anonymous No.53981230]

>>53981154
>he didn't tip his female AI broker enough so she left him as a client

sad!

[Anonymous No.53981231]

mr chairman I have purchased a cryptocurrency token called internet computer but my grandson says that I use the internet on my computer can you please explain

[Anonymous No.53981235]

>>53981183
Is she wrong?
>>53981189
>F.E.D Now
It's over for crypto chuds

[Anonymous No.53981245]

>>53981072
Hold the line Troika Marines. TRKA will rise again watch

[Anonymous No.53981252]

REMINDER:
There was No Such Thing As QUANTITIVE EASING IN 1975.

Inverted Curve Marker is Outdated, and priced in.

[Anonymous No.53981258]

>Blows up NS2
>sells lng at ath to europe
>WE are not responsible for inflation europe
LOL

[Anonymous No.53981265]

GREEN YEAH

[Anonymous No.53981273]

I need Powell to pump BOIL today.

[Anonymous No.53981276]

[Anonymous No.53981278]

it's so cringe when they use this just to dunk on dems/repubs. DON'T WASTE THIS MANS TIME WITH YOUR PARTISAN BICKERING

[Anonymous No.53981279]

>>53981258
>Blows up NS2
Aawww. My Gas Station Kremlinino Highway Robbery Thug Edition 2023 Didn't Print??

[Anonymous No.53981285]

>>53980981
The worst part of Washington is the unelected swamp (lobbyists, think tanks, NGOs, glowniggers, etc)
Having dumb politicians isn't even that relevant maybe in the past when that industry didn't exist at all

[Anonymous No.53981291]

>>53981276

[Anonymous No.53981292]

>>53981058
You really think Warren and Kennedy are equal idiots?

[Anonymous No.53981294]

>>53981278
economy up? we are spending too much. economy down? we arent spending enough. everysingletime

[Anonymous No.53981302]

how the hell are we green today is beyond me

[Anonymous No.53981301]

>>53981276
Nice tagged Pepe.

[Anonymous No.53981307]

>>53981279
What. Russia has been delivering natgas at 85% lower prices than the mutts could ever do. Of course the US has exported its inflation through a terrorist attack into europe

[Anonymous No.53981308]

>>53981292
kennedy is one of the very few who is not an idiot
but i'm pretty sure he wouldn't be speaking today...

[Anonymous No.53981320]

lol crypto jew conflating the two

[Anonymous No.53981322]

what are the supplements i need to toake to cum like the trannies?

[Anonymous No.53981327]

a nigerian prince (broker, allegedly female) just called me

[Anonymous No.53981329]

Thank fuck the creep is gone, what the fuck did he even do except waste time?

[Anonymous No.53981334]

I'm done with shorting DAX. Most broken index there is.

[Anonymous No.53981344]

>>53981302
Quitting is down, layoffs are up. Production is carrying forward, trade in both directions is up, suggesting China is producing, Inverted Yield Curve is not a clear metric since Equities are down because of Fed "Tightening" pressure.
The sky's the limit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJIqmha2Hk

[Anonymous No.53981346]

>>53981302
it's pure manipulation and revenge for yesterday, it was so easy to short

[Anonymous No.53981355]

>>53981329
He wanted to push his horrid plan of artificially lowering housing prices by fucking with the supply side via top down regulation.

[Anonymous No.53981362]

>>53981308
kennedy is one of the dumbest mother fuckers in the senate. boomers are lured in by his aw shucks bullshit which should be an abandoned archetype at this point

[Anonymous No.53981363]

>>53981258
Idk how EUfags didn't drop the US after that, I'd be pissed if I was a Euro
Complete bitches

[Anonymous No.53981365]

>>53981307
WAAAAAHH! We only murdered 500,000 so far!!! MUH NG!
Fuck your dog too.

[Anonymous No.53981377]

>>53981276

[Anonymous No.53981378]

Fucking SOXL. What is going on? I put on a short yesterday at the open and now I've given away half my gains. Gay fucking market.

[Anonymous No.53981380]

>>53981362
you are an actual retard if you think kennedy is one of the dumbest mother fuckers in the senate

[Anonymous No.53981381]

>>53981365
They bought into Russia gate X100

[Anonymous No.53981382]

>>53981320
kek this

[Anonymous No.53981390]

>>53981363
Germans are by default slave people and their current master is the US and the rest of Europe loves nothing more than the Germs getting fucked. But personally, I wont ever forgive the US and are looking forward to kill US diplomats and citizens in Europe one day

[Anonymous No.53981393]

>>53981362
You’d have hated the founding fathers and put on a red coat.

[Anonymous No.53981395]

Who the hell is this drunk-ass Uncle Tom?

[Anonymous No.53981397]

oh boy, sub iq blacks ask hilarious questions

[Anonymous No.53981398]

SHIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETT

[Anonymous No.53981405]

>>53981397
>eckitabull

[Anonymous No.53981407]

>>53981380
>IM JUST A GAY SOUTHERN POLITICIAN SO I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT CITY FOLK TALK BUT I KNOW THAT THE GREEN BEANS AINT RIGHT HERE

his whole thing is ignoring whatever is being talked about and goes off on a big grand stand hoping it gets clipped for hannity

[Anonymous No.53981413]

>>53981362
t. fetterman voter

[Anonymous No.53981415]

Why exactly are they proposing a 5.2 percent increase in federal employee salary if we're in a high inflation environment?

[Anonymous No.53981418]

>>53981398
kek

[Anonymous No.53981423]

>>53981395
he sounds drunk af

[Anonymous No.53981424]

>>53981407
Your globohomo programming is showing.

[Anonymous No.53981428]

>>53981390
>that's why I'm at this keyboard instead of on the front
nigger please. the only thing you'll be killing is another office chair with your extra 100kilos.

[Anonymous No.53981435]

>>53981327
>prince
>female

[Anonymous No.53981440]

>>53981407
you have obviously never actually listened to and considered a single thing he has ever said

[Anonymous No.53981450]

>>53981440
lol prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.53981457]

>>53981440
That guy is obviously a massive faggot who wants to be led into destruction by 90 IQ black women you can't help "people" like that

[Anonymous No.53981462]

>>53980881
i remember when 4chan and Samieloum Hydenko did this. never forgetti

[Anonymous No.53981464]

>>53981450
ok
watch literally anything he's ever said
done

[Anonymous No.53981465]

>that random 180 on chinese balloons
fucking what

[Anonymous No.53981469]

>>53981363
People here are american slaves.

[Anonymous No.53981474]

>Chyna is the biggest economy
>..in purchasing power
the nigger almost got me here

[Anonymous No.53981475]

>>53981428
You wish. The plan is clear after the coof putsch attempt and the terror attack be the hegemon on its colony, trading as long as I have funds and if they run out grab my rifle, the explosives I horded during the covid tyranny and go on kill americans

[Anonymous No.53981479]

>>53980881
Kino, but I have an explosion even more
K I N O

[Anonymous No.53981481]

>>53981465
>>53981474
these people have no business being on this committee

[Anonymous No.53981487]

>>53981450
Ok, TL;DR what Uncle Ben just said than… because it wasn't as bad as a number of congressional voices.

[Anonymous No.53981490]

>>53981407
Kek based and true. Look at the fox news boomers seething in the replies.

[Anonymous No.53981498]

This market is absolute fucking cancer.

[Anonymous No.53981502]

>only have $1.7k left after tax, insurance and rent
inflation is creeping up on me and I think Im not gonna make it afterall
how do I cope?

[Anonymous No.53981505]

>>53981464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aszVVlLCn2g
smartest man in the senate

[Anonymous No.53981509]

>>53981457
You’re right. Sad, many such cases…

[Anonymous No.53981515]

MR POWELL.

My toilet is broken. Will you and the fed come to my house and address the negative shit that cannot be moved through my pipes? When will the fed take action and suck the pipes and allow me and my folks to have a good bathroom leisure time? The action the fed takes has significant impact on the future of our ability to have a decent bowel movement.

Thank you Mr. Chairman Powell.

[Anonymous No.53981521]

>>53981279
A black US federal employee typed this, that’s why every word is capitalized.

[Anonymous No.53981524]

>>53981465
Never forget Ballonuary 6th

[Anonymous No.53981525]

>>53981355
Fucking demonrats, dumbest shit I've heard in a while

[Anonymous No.53981528]

since its very clear we won't have a real crash until after the next election
what are the best tickers to wait in

[Anonymous No.53981546]

is it time to get bullish yet?

[Anonymous No.53981548]

>>53981505
>le funny music means he's stupid
god damn you're that kind of fucking moron
please trip so i can filter you

[Anonymous No.53981558]

>>53981479
Post more gifs

[Anonymous No.53981561]

>>53981528
>wait in
0DTEs aka the real economy

[Anonymous No.53981563]

>>53981546
idk I'm chimping out over here.

[Anonymous No.53981567]

>>53981548
this is from a republican outlet. it's sincere and the point is that he's owning them so hard it's trivial

[Anonymous No.53981571]

Not watching it, did I miss anything good yet?
Apart from 50bps is 75% on Fedwatch

[Anonymous No.53981578]

>will my shitcoins go to zero
what a clown show

[Anonymous No.53981580]

>>53981502
Mew2King get off biz no one cares about poor smash players

[Anonymous No.53981583]

All they're talking about is crypto and stablecoins lol.

[Anonymous No.53981591]

>>53981563
Shit’s not very insane, not much opportunity, maybe a bit

[Anonymous No.53981599]

>>53981583
They are afraid. They dont understand it and make false comparisons with tokens. The US hasnt the support anymore to back a reserve currency

[Anonymous No.53981601]

>>53981475
based

[Anonymous No.53981605]

>>53981591
That's why I'm losing my shit.

[Anonymous No.53981606]

>>53981571
>50bps is 75% on Fedwatch
Lol based

[Anonymous No.53981610]

Just came back from hairdresser. Made me wonder, why do I have to hide that I'm masturbating even though it's socially acceptable thing to do when sitting in hairdresser's chair? Wouldn't it be a much better experience if I could just pull out my cock and hairdresser offered me lubricant? Since I came up with this idea already, I wonder if some company is already offering such service. I would invest in it without asking further questions.

[Anonymous No.53981622]

why are the two guys behind Luetke barely blinking?

[Anonymous No.53981625]

>>53981610
>Just came back from hairdresser. Made me wonder, why do I have to hide that I'm masturbating even though it's socially acceptable thing to do when sitting in hairdresser's chair? Wouldn't it be a much better experience if I could just pull out my cock and hairdresser offered me lubricant? Since I came up with this idea already, I wonder if some company is already offering such service. I would invest in it without asking further questions.
seriously?

[Anonymous No.53981634]

whats this news about a hearing, havent been keeping up with the latest? is inflation still fucked, whens the next data release?

[Anonymous No.53981639]

>>53981625
Please try to keep discussion on topic

[Anonymous No.53981642]

>>53980881
I hate my gf what do I do

[Anonymous No.53981653]

>>53981634
q3 we'll be in a recession

[Anonymous No.53981659]

>>53981622
Lizardmen controllers

[Anonymous No.53981660]

wen dump?

[Anonymous No.53981661]

>>53981563
Buddy

[Anonymous No.53981662]

>>53981639
You’re funny

[Anonymous No.53981666]

>>53981610
should i get a miata?

[Anonymous No.53981667]

>>53980914
who is this goblin?

[Anonymous No.53981671]

>>53981642
We told you people not to get involved in thaaat

[Anonymous No.53981674]

Mr. Powell.

When china invades Taiwan. How will the fed print consumer goods so our good ole folks in West Virginia can still live the American dream? If you do anything to stop my good people from getting the things they need to live I will blame you and the fed for your policies. I hope you have a good plan when that happens.

Thank You. Chairman Powell.

[Anonymous No.53981675]

>>53981653
based, we get cheapies?

[Anonymous No.53981677]

>>53981610
Someone get this future lawyer/doctor/engineer some financial aid!

[Anonymous No.53981679]

>>53981639
for the record mr chairman, it is not socially appropriate to masturbate in your hairdressers chair and I fail to see how this is relevant to our monetary policy

[Anonymous No.53981680]

I bought the SIRI dip. Too soon?

[Anonymous No.53981684]

>>53981675
unironically hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.53981685]

>>53981558
Load up on VIX nigga. Only way to hedge against the 22% nigger unemployment chimpout

[Anonymous No.53981686]

>>53981661

[Anonymous No.53981691]

>>53981606
Proofs?

[Anonymous No.53981703]

>>53981691
>Proofs
Please go back, pajeet. You're unwelcome here.

[Anonymous No.53981705]

DEAR SIR MR. POWELL

I KNOW YOUS GOTS GOOD HEART TO HELP THE COUNTRY. BUT YOUR RATE INCREASE IS HURTING OUR FAMILY> WE GOT KIDZ TO FEED> WE USE CREDIT CARDS AND OUR FEES HAVE GONE UP OVER 1000% THAT IS NOT FAIR WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LIVE. DEAR MR. POWELL HOW WILL YOU HELP SAVE OUR FAMILY AND OUR KIDZ?

[Anonymous No.53981711]

Who else comfy Roth IRA investing and not really caring what the markets do

[Anonymous No.53981720]

>>53981679
Hmm, that could explain hairdressers' awkward behavior. I must admit, I always found it weird that I was the only one moaning and asking for tissues. I assumed others are simply better at hiding it.

[Anonymous No.53981724]

>>53981705
Pretty accurate summary desu

[Anonymous No.53981733]

>>53981705
I can HEAR this photo.

[Anonymous No.53981734]

>>53981705
Kek

[Anonymous No.53981736]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE MR POWELL

[Anonymous No.53981737]

>>53981705
I must say, this hearing is quite low quality compared to yesterday one.

[Anonymous No.53981739]

>>53981705
The main people the rate hikes are helping *are* the chimps, imbecile. He's doing it for the niggers. Inflation should have been allowed to rip so these chimps couldn't afford food.

[Anonymous No.53981759]

>>53981737
This is the "retards chimp out for their election highlight reel" session. Would you take the Fed chair position to have to do this?

[Anonymous No.53981760]

>>53981705
Much to coherent for liberal retards in congress

[Anonymous No.53981767]

>>53981759
I would so that I could do pic related.

[Anonymous No.53981771]

>>53981546
that was back in oct. but yes if spy can contiune to hold 392 it can retest 400ish

[Anonymous No.53981797]

im buying BOIL calls, retarded?

[Anonymous No.53981802]

OOOOOOOOOOH BLACK BEATTY

[Anonymous No.53981808]

We now reconize Mrs Beatty Chairwomen(male)

[Anonymous No.53981809]

NVDA pls stop

[Anonymous No.53981811]

>>53981797
How far out?

[Anonymous No.53981818]

mfw slurping

[Anonymous No.53981821]

the last 2 days are GIFTS. It looks like to me that we are going to have good employment and CPI reports. Might have one more break lower, but if we do you better be buying against it. Don't miss the move, anons.

[Anonymous No.53981822]

>>53981639
Well I guess it depends on the country you live in. From what I heard some chink countries can get you a haircut and a blowjob at the same place

[Anonymous No.53981826]

Spy's going to close at +0.0% again isn't it

[Anonymous No.53981832]

>>53981818

[Anonymous No.53981835]

>>53981734
is that spottem gottem?

[Anonymous No.53981837]

Look at SKYT

[Anonymous No.53981847]

wait, so blacks and spics are the reason we have 3% unemployment and not whites? HOW CAN THIS BE???

[Anonymous No.53981848]

>>53981818
would tangle my tongue with

[Anonymous No.53981849]

>>53981811
9 days

[Anonymous No.53981850]

it aint fair dat witey got more jobs
>its somehow embedded in our economy

[Anonymous No.53981852]

New Jerome reaction just dropped

[Anonymous No.53981853]

>>53981826
we probably pump after Jpow because today's speech is a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.53981854]

>>53981822
If that's true then USA is done. How can we even compete?

[Anonymous No.53981858]

>embedded in our economy

[Anonymous No.53981878]

>>53981852
Is that a Rolex flex defense against a shameful tranny?
A bemused collar release of heated disgust for the clowniest in the room?

[Anonymous No.53981879]

>>53981850
>>53981858
Embedded in the very DNA, one could say

[Anonymous No.53981883]

Hypothetically
What would happen if Jerome stood up and said this

[Anonymous No.53981887]

ohhhhhhh fffffuuuckkkk...
the FED is so tiiiiiight

[Anonymous No.53981890]

>>53981878
He does like to show off his Rolex. Should I get one too?

[Anonymous No.53981910]

are we gonna crab for 30 years like japan?

[Anonymous No.53981911]

A HIGHER LEVEL THAN THAT
A HIGHER LEVEL THAN THAT

[Anonymous No.53981914]

> Fed Powell!?
> Are you aware what recession is?
> Huh?!

[Anonymous No.53981921]

>>53981854
I can get a massage and pussy in the same establishment. Depending on where you live in the police will turn a blind eye(one of the only benefits in living in a blue city lmao)

[Anonymous No.53981925]

I bought

[Anonymous No.53981941]

>>53981925
Bought what

[Anonymous No.53981942]

Mr Barr firing heat rounds at FED metrics v what fed says

[Anonymous No.53981946]

TRKA trannies, we're recooooooovering

[Anonymous No.53981948]

>SPY daily candle

[Anonymous No.53981951]

>>53981890
You can get a cheap asian knockoff that will normally do just as well telling you the time for 1/1000th of the price.
I'd say check out the features on the high end, and then check the bodegas for one you can afford to scratch or slap against a gate.

[Anonymous No.53981955]

>Spending on kick backs for democratic donators good
>TAX CUTS ARE BAD
fuck the democratic racist corrupt party

[Anonymous No.53981960]

>>53981948
>Pic very relatable

[Anonymous No.53981962]

Getting heavy substitute teacher trying too hard energy from Himes

[Anonymous No.53981965]

>>53981941
UPRO

[Anonymous No.53981967]

>>53981852
>pic
>100bps

[Anonymous No.53981970]

>>53981946
99c to 25c in 24 hours

[Anonymous No.53981974]

>now we have new president so ofcourse the calculus is different
Huh

[Anonymous No.53981980]

>>53980881
>>53980881
Wen Dump?

[Anonymous No.53981982]

>>53981965
Holy based

[Anonymous No.53981986]

Henry Hub is a disgrace. He's got this natural gas, it's more like natural ASS because it smells so bad you can barely even stand it. Very very bad, there's nothing "natural" about it. I knew a guy, he invested in BOIL. Now he's broke. His money is gone, totally gone. It's a very sad thing. Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.53981987]

BBBY double bottom just as I predicted the other week.

[Anonymous No.53981992]

>>53981974
he was being sarcastic i think

[Anonymous No.53981995]

>>53981980
LITERALLY the last 5 weeks (14 months).

[Anonymous No.53981997]

>>53981951
I won’t buy I knockoff. Maybe in my 50s I’ll buy a Rolex

[Anonymous No.53982000]

>Jpow tell me your perfect trading indicator

[Anonymous No.53982013]

>>53982000
ASK PELOSI

[Anonymous No.53982014]

THE BOTTOM IS NOT IN

[Anonymous No.53982015]

rolex? what are you, women?

[Anonymous No.53982017]

>>53981995
i mean wen today dump
i want it to hit 394

[Anonymous No.53982022]

And I thought yesterday's session was bad

[Anonymous No.53982028]

Buy QCOM. In the last 2 years every single project I worked on used their integrated systems. You would be surprised how many quality brands use their chips nowadays. And I'm not surprised, they have one of the best toolkits for developers. It seems like they are pushing Nordic out of the market in some cases.

[Anonymous No.53982030]

>>53981951
Based, there's a ton of subreddits (inb4 hurr leddit) that have resources on the different ways to buy replica watches, think I'm gonna get myself one soon

[Anonymous No.53982032]

>>53982015
Yes

[Anonymous No.53982033]

>>53982015
Women don’t give a fuck about watches

[Anonymous No.53982034]

>>53982015
I want to get one of those garmin gps watches. I think they are cool for some reason

[Anonymous No.53982037]

>>53981995
Nice to see this MMTard resigned in disgrace

[Anonymous No.53982046]

I've burned myself buying options before 10:00am probably 20 times. Each time I tell myself -- never buy options before 10:00am ever again. Yet I still continue to make the same mistake over and over again. They are not 0dte, they are about 5 weeks out, but still I get fucking burnt every time, and if I would've just waited 30 mins I would've been fine.

[Anonymous No.53982056]

Have Powell or one of the congresscritters said anything interesting at his Sadie Hawkins testimony?

[Anonymous No.53982058]

>>53982046
this dood buying during high IV hours

[Anonymous No.53982075]

The democratic party has truely the most retarded politicians you could find

[Anonymous No.53982078]

>HELP ME SELL MY LEMONS JEROME
Modern politics were a mistake

[Anonymous No.53982084]

>>53982075
huh?

[Anonymous No.53982088]

Is uranium still a thing or did every green rock bro sell or worse?

[Anonymous No.53982090]

This is bullish, right?

[Anonymous No.53982093]

>>53982017
Your puts are GOING NOWHERE.

[Anonymous No.53982097]

>>53982088
CLEAN COAL

[Anonymous No.53982098]

>>53982088
No and it never was

[Anonymous No.53982103]

>not because of the pandemic, of course

[Anonymous No.53982105]

>>53982088
Uranium is racist and antisemitic

[Anonymous No.53982106]

So because Euro banks are retarded and inflated more than the US now inflation is confirmed Putins fault and we can all go home? This is really what they are going with now?

[Anonymous No.53982113]

>>53982105
I’ve come to the right place then

[Anonymous No.53982117]

>>53982088
Too good for jewmanity

[Anonymous No.53982121]

>>53982075
it's a mixture of homos, communists/socialists, and anti-white racists of course the party is horrific.

[Anonymous No.53982124]

>>53982084
Swearing up and down that their spending didn't drove inflation, keep jabbing about the myth of human made climate change and other cultists retrdations. The democratic party is more a cult than a political party

[Anonymous No.53982132]

>I was a VP of Liberty Mutual
UP AGAINST THE WALL REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.53982133]

Boys, I apologize, but I can't enjoy being around all this Chang Needs A Woman Neg Energy.

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[Anonymous No.53982140]

>>53982093
I got you for threeee minutes of ~~theta decay~~

[Anonymous No.53982143]

>muh weather
so we have a BOIL baggie at the committee?

[Anonymous No.53982146]

>>53982133
Based.

[Anonymous No.53982150]

Give us your money or else the hurricanes will kill you

[Anonymous No.53982151]

clean it up tranny jannie

[Anonymous No.53982157]

>>53982140
OOOOOOOOO
YEAAAA

[Anonymous No.53982163]

>>53982133
dang
that all true, tho?
>>53982150
*keeps money*
*moves away from hurricane zones*
Hehhh

[Anonymous No.53982164]

Great thread

[Anonymous No.53982166]

>>53982151

[Anonymous No.53982168]

>>53982143
Damn, what happened to that goy (BOIL)? That sucks lmao

[Anonymous No.53982171]

>>53982121
and scammers. esg scams, climate retardation, diversity grifts

[Anonymous No.53982172]

>>53980881
Would long options straddle on a triple leveraged ETF like TQQQ during this consolidation be a smart play today? Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53982175]

Rape Hikes shall continue until Morale improves.

[Anonymous No.53982184]

[Anonymous No.53982186]

>>53982151
I can smell it through my screen, I'm no longer a sniffbro

[Anonymous No.53982185]

we were talking too much about dumb niggers and then the scat pics come out

[Anonymous No.53982188]

>>53981132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtBeGZ_1MY

[Anonymous No.53982189]

BLOCKRACK!

[Anonymous No.53982190]

UNIRONICALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53982204]

>>53982185
Ignore and report the freaks

[Anonymous No.53982205]

Leave my Vanguard boomer shit alone Mr Bazinga

[Anonymous No.53982206]

>>53982190
BOOM
>captcha TNT

[Anonymous No.53982210]

new
>>53982209

[Anonymous No.53982211]

jesus christ i hate politics, why are they using this shit as an opportunity to blame specific people

[Anonymous No.53982219]

>blackrat

[Anonymous No.53982221]

>DXY about to go green

[Anonymous No.53982236]

>>53982188
Kek thanks

[Anonymous No.53982247]

>>53980881
>2% WILL REMAIN OUR OVERALL INFLATION GOAL

"No landing" tards just BTFO

[Anonymous No.53982287]

>>53982171
All they do is push this shit on the fed now. It will help them rob the public for longer before they find out.

[Anonymous No.53982377]

XTRX MOONING

[Anonymous No.53983311]

>>53981060
That's a man