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53977860 No.53977860 [Reply] [Original]

Get a real job

>> No.53977924

no

>> No.53977928

i have no references

>> No.53977958

>>53977928
make it up everything is fake anyway and people are retarded

>> No.53977968

>>53977958
that's against the autist's code. no job for me, OH WELL guess I'll just resign myself to getting up whenever I want and doing whatever I want without being told

>> No.53978053
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53978053

I'm a Quantitative Trader

>> No.53978151
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53978151

I like to creep around my home and act like a Casino Security Guard. I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-hopping position making grunting noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different 'trinkets' and put them in my bag while saying stuff like 'With OpenBetAI, I am the house' and laughing maniacally in my italian mobster voice ('trinkets' can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.................https://openbetai.io

>> No.53978336

>>53978053
Traders only lose money
How is that a job?

>> No.53978352

Honestly wish I hadn’t.

>> No.53978388

>>53977860
Everywhere is overemployed and the people are fighting tooth and nail for $13 an hour. It’s honestly terrifying out here

>> No.53978414

>>53978053
Your job is supposed to bring you money, not waste it

>> No.53978702
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How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Casino Chad Mode’ during sex? TLDR; My husband says ‘Casino Chad Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Casino Chad Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Casino Chad Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, 'OpenBetAI token' repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Casino Chad Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?................https://openbetai.io