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J Powell surprise 100 benis point rape hike soon. no refunds.


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>Financial TV Streams:
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>Charts:
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>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Options
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https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
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https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>53963188

>> No.53966119
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53966119

My lionesses,
how about I add some lip to that blow-by-blow?

>> No.53966120

N

>> No.53966123

I

>> No.53966124

I've beclowned myself

>> No.53966127

JPow is a nothing burger, check'em

>> No.53966128

https://www.banking.senate.gov/hearings/02/28/2023/the-semiannual-monetary-policy-report-to-the-congress

>> No.53966129

>>53966095
Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true

>> No.53966130

CE COCK

>> No.53966135

100 benis point rape would be yuge and funprecedented. here's hoping.

>> No.53966136
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>>53966124

>> No.53966137

Shouild I buy US100, US500 or some normie stock if I want to gamble on pow's speech? Enlighten me

>> No.53966139

>>53966095
Jpow is going to rape the markets today isn't he

>> No.53966140

>>53966124
Whoops. Guess I'm all cash.
>>53966123
G

>> No.53966141
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53966141

judging by pic related, how likely is the fed going to aggressively cut rates only to return to rate hikes again after 1 -3 years?

>> No.53966142

>>53966139
Who?

>> No.53966143

>>53966139
Depends if he takes questions or not

>> No.53966144
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53966144

Boil brothers....don't look....

>> No.53966149

>>53966129
>They're just too close together, sorry, but its true
They're that close so that you could do anal right after cumming in her pussy.
>B-but anon I-I can't go again after cumming once
skill issue

>> No.53966151
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53966151

jpow 8 minutes

>> No.53966155

>>53966141
They have to, the government can't afford the interest on debt.

>> No.53966159
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53966159

Sell.

>> No.53966163

>>53966139
OFFICIAL Jpop testimony background theme tune


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdSWaIvyQ3o

>> No.53966169
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53966169

I'm ready for the SHITSHOW somehow I think Powell might rally the markets. If he is hawkish the bond might just might explode. He'll probably talk about the lagging effects of the rake hikes and continue the disinflation rhetoric.

If he is hawkish may the bulls REST IN PEACE.

>> No.53966172
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53966172

MAKE OR BREAK MOMENT

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>>53966095
buy trka before another rally boys

>> No.53966178

BASTERD BITCH MUMU STOP REDEEMING MY SHORTS BAKA

>> No.53966184

>>53966163
>Jeromy spoke in congress todayyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQtPzo-7AHs

>> No.53966185
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53966185

>pivooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

>> No.53966188
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53966188

historically the market only moves 1% in either direction on these depositions since 2014

>> No.53966191

>>53966139
He’s going to blabber about diversity and climate change while repeating disinflation 90 times because he’s a spineless faggot servant of Zionist tyrants

>> No.53966192

>>53966141
I don't think you'll see a cut. I suspect he'll be talking about another 25 points. At the best, you'll see him talking about a pause, to gauge conditions.
This whole tightening was started before Russia invaded Ukraine. A few firms took massive book hits dropping Russia, and the EU in general is throwing money and arms at Ukraine like Zelenski is a college girl paying her tuition on a brass pole.
There's a huge fundamental market shift that happens with that, and bouncing along like nothing has changed would be stupid.

>> No.53966196

Odds of it just crabbing

>> No.53966197

>>53966169
he's always hawkish before congress, gookposter

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>> No.53966206
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no prewritten statement

>> No.53966212

>>53966196
bout tree fiddy

>> No.53966213
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53966213

Just tell em it's gonna be a 50 bps raise already, Jerome, you fucking candy ass!

>> No.53966218
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53966218

We about to start lads.

>> No.53966219
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53966219

3 minutes

This is not a drill

>> No.53966220
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53966220

I don't even expect much movement until next week where he does an actual rate hike. Year of the crab.

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53966222

Get comfy bros

>> No.53966224

>>53966206
Really? Maybe I should long UVXY.

>> No.53966228

>>53966206
>Powell is a Selenachad

I might have underestimated his basedness desu

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>>53966197
Show me your puts faggots.

>> No.53966234

>>53966155
I bet the market will go full retard mode
once interest rates stabilize after rate cuts happened Im going short

>> No.53966236

>>53966185
What's wrong with his teeth?

>> No.53966240

>btc already dumping
its so tiring

>> No.53966246

Here it comes, the REAL “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT”

>> No.53966250
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>>53966218

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>>53966231
you have no idea how short I am.

>> No.53966255

>All afternoon listening to a bunch of American Boomers whinge & whine.
Oh joy. God Bless America

>> No.53966258

>>539662194
3M makes magic. Or whoever made that rebound sheet, I want in.

>> No.53966261

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Em4kT9iwC8

Get your bantz ready!

JPOW is #1!!!
FED is #10!

AUDIT THE FED!

>> No.53966262

>>53966236
Smoking too much weed. Is this bullish or bearish for marijuana?

>> No.53966265
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53966265

jerome will pump this shit

>> No.53966272

>>53966253
I got puts on COIN last week and got heemed. Should have gone for 2wks out rather than one, and they would probably have hit. Oh well.

>> No.53966273

You can watch here if you miss his voice.

https://www.banking.senate.gov/hearings/02/28/2023/the-semiannual-monetary-policy-report-to-the-congress

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53966274

GET HYPED

>> No.53966276
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>> No.53966278

Why must these fed niggers be running their mouth all the time, can't they just give their rate decisions 8 times a year and shut the fuck up in between and let the market do it's thing

>> No.53966279

>>53966236
They pivoted.

>> No.53966281
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53966281

What if J Powell comes out in blackface?

>> No.53966285

BITCORN

Uh oh. Stinky.

>> No.53966287

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

>> No.53966289
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53966289

IT'S BEGINNING FAGGOTS

>> No.53966290

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT DID HE SAY

>> No.53966292
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53966292

lfg

>> No.53966294

>>53966274
Rip brother.

>> No.53966299

>>53966281
Bullish for NYSE.

>> No.53966300
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53966300

Thank you Jerome

>> No.53966305
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53966305

gg

>> No.53966306

sen john kennedy trying to proposition jpow with a blowjob

>> No.53966308

POWELL SAID 50 BEPIS

>> No.53966310

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNQqB-RHqXw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNQqB-RHqXw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNQqB-RHqXw

>> No.53966312

Did he come out screaming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER?

>> No.53966313
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53966313

Why isnt it starting?

>> No.53966318

>SPEECH LEAKED
SPEECH LEAKED
>SPEECH LEAKED

>> No.53966321

>>53966185
HOLY SHIT HE JUST ANNOUNCED NO RAYE HIKE LFGGGGGGGG

>> No.53966323

>>53966287
??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

>> No.53966331
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53966331

more bepis for longer

>> No.53966337

WHAT DID HE SAY TO HIS SIDE BITCH?

>> No.53966338
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53966338

J Powells entire speech is "fuck jews and fuck 0dte call gamblers"

whoa, powerful.

>> No.53966339

(semi off-topic, semi related)
Are there any other active "4chan archives" besides archived(dot)moe that crawl & save /biz/?
I remember that there was one with a green color scheme called warosu, or something. Each time I'm trying to find the url in my bookmarks I fail because I cannot get the name right.

>> No.53966341

>>53966318
It's dumping before he's opened his mouth, probably the mountain people.

>> No.53966342

wtf is this voice

>> No.53966344
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53966344

>>53966312
Yes

>> No.53966345
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>>53966222
Checked.
Extremely infantile for a grown man to behave this way. Men's inds are being polluted by female trends and campy shit like this. Literally something a group of women would do. I'm buying TRKA

>> No.53966349

RAPE CONTINUES UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!

>> No.53966350

>>53966312
WHOOAA [chat GPT censored] BETTY!!

>> No.53966352

I sold yesterday kek

>> No.53966355

>>53966274
F

>> No.53966356
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53966356

50 bepis?

>> No.53966358
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53966358

What time is Powell speaking??

>> No.53966361
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53966361

UM I WALKED AWAY FOR 15MIN

>> No.53966363
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53966363

buying 0dte calls here

>> No.53966366

something spooked the algobots lol

>> No.53966365

does he have the dove colored tie?

>> No.53966370

>>53966339
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/articles/credits/

>> No.53966372

>>53966350
WE NEED THE DAN VERSION IN TIMES LIKE THIS!

>> No.53966373

>>53966358
Now
>>53966310

>> No.53966380
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53966380

>-0,65%
And he's didn't even said anything yet.

>> No.53966382

>>53966339
Don't use google
Warosu biz was the first hit in brave search

>> No.53966391
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53966391

What going on

>> No.53966392

already sold my sqqq calls up 40%, see you niggas next year

>> No.53966396

MUH EGG SUPPLY

>> No.53966398

>>53966380
AI face and walk recognition :^)

>> No.53966400
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53966400

>>53966366
Yes, reality did.

>> No.53966401

>>53966370
thank you.
you're the man.

>> No.53966402

100 bepises

>> No.53966403

DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!

>> No.53966404
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53966404

MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT
>MUHHHH PIVOT
MUHHHH PIVOT

WHAT'S UP BAGGIES??????

>> No.53966408
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53966408

>BOGGED
lets go for 3.00

>> No.53966412
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hahaha holy shit

>> No.53966414

>>53966310
I can't even listen to this communist horseshit.

>> No.53966415
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53966415

why are pivotards like this?

>> No.53966418
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53966418

mumu, are you ok?

>> No.53966421
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53966421

UH OH JPOW GOT HIS PURPLE TIE TODAY

>> No.53966423

>>53966391
WOAH BLACK BETTY

>> No.53966425

Am I watching the right thing? Mr. Brown speaking?

>> No.53966430

what an anti-semetic speech wtf

>> No.53966432

There's way more nudity in this hearing than what I expected.

>> No.53966438
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53966438

what is this pattern called?

>> No.53966439
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53966439

>opens his mouth
>wipes out your gains for the month
Heh nothing personal bulltards.

>> No.53966441
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>>53966418
No it's all fucked the economy is so strong why are you doing this to me

>> No.53966445

>>53966415
Incentives, and addictions.

>> No.53966446
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53966446

Holy shit mumus are literally getting obliterated in real time.

>muh we are already in a recession!

Non the recession begins NOW

>> No.53966447

I just want JPOW to only say "Higher for longer" and just leave

>> No.53966451

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKE OUT

>> No.53966453

>>53966425
Yea Columbo is about to tell us all who did it

>> No.53966455
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53966455

This is it.

>> No.53966457
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53966457

End of the stock market theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

>> No.53966458
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53966458

we told ya'll niggas not to get involved with this kike shit

>> No.53966459

>>53966439
he hasnt even said a word yet kek

>> No.53966461
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53966461

UH OH

STINKY

>> No.53966469

>>53966438
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53966470
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>>53966423
The damn thing gone wild
Fucking BAM-BA-LAM

>> No.53966471

>>53966451
BUDDY LOOK AT BITCORN COMPUTER FUTURES

>> No.53966472
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number going down

>> No.53966474

Uh, pivotbros...

>> No.53966475

Am I the only one that have trouble understand what Powell said? Not just this time but almost every time he speaks.

>> No.53966476

Its a live action Aristocrats. Oh lordy theres blood shit and come everywhere. Its in my eyes!

>> No.53966480

whats with this smoker let powel talk the markets are dumping literally for no reason atm

>> No.53966481

Powell doesn't need to speak anymore. Damn.

>> No.53966484

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BURGERS DYING IN MEXICO PUT POWELL BACK ON

>> No.53966486
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TRKA BROS WTFWT

>> No.53966485

>this guys republican
Americans are FUCKED

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>>53966438
Niagra Falls.

>> No.53966492

>nasdq is down 1%
im literally shaking and shitting

>> No.53966494

The guy speaking sounds like a bit of a negative Nancy

>> No.53966493
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>>53966438

>> No.53966498
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53966498

>the fed will pivot with inflation increasing and at 100 year highs

yikes bruh, big h*cking YIKES

>> No.53966501

>>53966415
I don't know. Do you know any cool movements for the next 4 weeks? I lost a good portion (currently 10%) on a C3AI put last week
Half of my portfolio is out of the market in bonds.

Unrelated, does anyone know when we'll get our tax refunds? I'm owed

>> No.53966502

how long is Mr. (((Brown))) talking

>> No.53966506

Fucking knew it pivot fags BTFO

>> No.53966509

>>53966493
i dont get it

>> No.53966512

>>53966425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Em4kT9iwC8

yes he is just grand standing. That is what you need to know about these hearings.

>Congress D: We voted on shit legislation that ruined the economy, but if you try and fix it with rates YOU WILL BE THE RESON THE MARKET CRSHES!
>Congress R: Hey we votes on some bad shit and it is all fucked for the middle class, please raise rates soon and fast to fix this or THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
JPOW: I don't legislate I just work with demand side inflation... Inflation is still high from what you people did... So, rates go up- that's all I can say. I can say this though, the blacks have jobs and FED is all about equity and most importantly, black jobs.

>> No.53966515

Bi-monthly reminder the S&P has no business above 1200-1350 :)
You are going to QE rehab.

>> No.53966516

Went to Mexico for cheap plastic surgery. Bearish for big pharma. Bullish for Revlon.

>> No.53966518

stream I picked got interrupted to talk about some burgers going to mexico for cheap healthcare and they got caught in a firefight and kidnapped and 2 are dead

>> No.53966527
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53966527

>KEK /SMG/ BAGGIES
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>> No.53966531
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53966531

>>53965966
kek
>you bought puts right anon?

>> No.53966532
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53966532

I'm averaged at $38 for SOXL. What am I in for?

>> No.53966533

BASED NIGGER CALLED OUT COMMIES

>> No.53966534

Based Nigger.

>> No.53966538

This nigga speaks the truth

>> No.53966540

I'm so tired of these fucking clowns from the Fed. Last week it was a 5% meltup in 2 days on "summer pause" now it's back to higher for longer again. Stop fucking talking every day and do your jobs for once.

>> No.53966542

>>53966512
that link sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDqPlJY2tp4

>> No.53966546

nigger rap incoming

>> No.53966547
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53966547

>>53966438
Well, ackschually, if you'd zoom out a little (about two days) you'd see that this, so far, is nothing but a healthy retracement of a ~150pts (3.8%) up move in only two trading days.

>> No.53966550

wtf I was promised a JPow speech

>> No.53966552

American politics is fuckign entertaining holy shit

>> No.53966560
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53966560

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>> No.53966561

>>53966552
YEAH SINGLE PARENT TELL HIM

>> No.53966562

>>53966552
american politics has been flanderized

>> No.53966563

>-0.8%
>bobos come out the woodwork

>> No.53966564

>>53966540
>and do your jobs for once.
b-but thats why we are at the casino every day...

>> No.53966568

I mean these two guys are based but why are they even talking?

>> No.53966569

DA PRICE OF KFC IS TOO DAMN HIGH SHIEEET

>> No.53966570
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53966570

Black Lives Matter. Inflation is to goddamn high.

>> No.53966571

Everyone knew more hikes were coming, wtf is the big deal?

>> No.53966572
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53966572

>>53966540
Sorry mumu. We are going to SPY 340 within 3 weeks.

>> No.53966573

How long do we think this dip is lasting for? The market is kind of retarded lately.

>> No.53966577

>>53966552
best show on earth bud pure 100% clown world

>> No.53966576

Scott was born into poverty and today is a black Senator.

>> No.53966578

looks like the first two congressmen have shorts on the market today

>> No.53966580

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE? MULTIVERSE OF INFLATION!

>> No.53966581

>>53966518
They are already dead. If they find a barrel big enough for the lady theyll melt her down today.

>> No.53966583

>>53966459
I tihnk he read his introduction remarks.

>> No.53966584

Boil brothers.....we heal.....

>> No.53966585

Bobros...
;_;
(tears of joy)

>> No.53966586

>>53966573
the dip that's starting today? best case scenario may. worst case scenario next january.

>> No.53966591

>>53966569
CHAIRMEN POWELL
BLACK BETTY CANT AFFORD NO KFCS NO MO
WHACHU GON DON ABOUT THAT?

>> No.53966593
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53966593

>>53966547
damn your right we bullish af rn
>rocket emoji

>> No.53966604

why do I hear 90s slow jam beat

>> No.53966607
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53966607

It's over my niggers.

>> No.53966609

>>53966571
>Everyone knew more hikes were coming
Tell that to the pivot tards.

>> No.53966611
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53966611

>>53966586
Yeah we are about to dump and dump fucking hard as fuck

>> No.53966612
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53966612

I should have bought USDHUF forex in the morning.

>> No.53966613

How come nobody in smg holds bbby? Did I fall for a shill?

>> No.53966617

do you have a link without fox reporting the mexico bullshit?

>> No.53966621
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53966621

>>53966607

>> No.53966624

>>53966613
those baggies have their own thread.

>> No.53966623

>>53966613
go to /gme/

>> No.53966627

Wow. These two legislators have just described that the US is a shithole right now. It's the only thing they agree upon.
Bullish for Zambia.

So far, this link hasn't interrupted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDqPlJY2tp4

>> No.53966629
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53966629

No latina pussy for you Mr. Powell.

>> No.53966628
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53966628

>>53966613
by all means continue to buy it

>> No.53966630

>>53966617
https://www.banking.senate.gov/hearings/02/28/2023/the-semiannual-monetary-policy-report-to-the-congress

>> No.53966631

>>53966531
Who is that (unironically)

>> No.53966635

>>53966613
If you bought anything other than LETFs then yes

>> No.53966634

>>53966613
I'm sure you "people" have a containment thread.

>> No.53966639

>>53966144
>looks
>still up over 4%

>> No.53966642

TRKA just got BTFO lmaoo

>> No.53966643

LMAO JPOW LOOKS SO JUST'D

>> No.53966645

>>53966617
https://www.banking.senate.gov/hearings/02/28/2023/the-semiannual-monetary-policy-report-to-the-congress

>> No.53966649

>>53966631
Pretty sure thats piper perri.

>> No.53966661
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53966661

>> No.53966663

Post the bobo meme where he chainsaws the mumu through his body
Today would be a great day to see it

>> No.53966667

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP HE'S TALKING

>> No.53966668
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53966668

>Mr. Brown
>is white

>> No.53966670

Fuck niggers

>> No.53966671

THE KING SPEAKS

>> No.53966673
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53966673

HEY LIL MUMU, JPOW JUST FUCKED YOUR NASTY ASSHOLE WITH HIS BIG TOOLS AND HE HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN STARTED YET. YOU ARE JUST SO FUCKING STUPID, CHUMP. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES??

>> No.53966674

>Goes to 6% rates
>Interest on debt hits nearly 2 trillion which is more than half of our tax revenue

Yeah our entire system is set for failure

>> No.53966675

>>53966630
>>53966645
thank you guys. Fox is insufferable

>> No.53966677
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53966677

DXY BROS WE GAAN

>> No.53966679

IT'S THE SAME BULLSHIT AGAIN. HE'S A BROKEN RECORD

>> No.53966683
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53966683

HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
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HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER

>> No.53966684

HE'S TALKING!

>> No.53966685

>>53966668
>Mr. Scott
>isn't ginger

>> No.53966686
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53966686

>>53966673
I'm up 10% today nigger, don't care about that old lad.

>> No.53966687
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53966687

WE GAAN

>> No.53966690

>>53966679
He gets ChatGPT to write his speeches.

>> No.53966692

BIG FLIP CONFIRMED

>> No.53966693

>>53966586
I'm a bear but I'm not that gay come on there's going to be some give when we hit bottoms and big players step in.
Get ready to hear from Cathie fucking Woods this week.

>> No.53966695
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53966695

>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER

>> No.53966700

>>53966571
We were just in the "no landing lmao" narrative a few days ago

>> No.53966705
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53966705

>>53966663

>> No.53966706

The dollar literally trades like a shitcoin now because these clowns can't decide whether they're tightening or pausing or cutting, it's literally a different message every week

>> No.53966714

>>53966683
oh shit, you may be right.

>> No.53966716

>>53966695
SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE BOYS IN THEBACK

>> No.53966719

>>53966706
They are doing this intentionally. They have to be as obscure and as vague as possible to not lead the market on like they have done before.

>> No.53966721

Sex owes me women

>> No.53966722

>>53966706
Stop listening to non voting members then

>> No.53966725

Jerome is based

>> No.53966730

>>53966642
im sorry you didnt slurp that dip

>> No.53966741

>>53966721
God owes me a ten inch penis.

>> No.53966743
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53966743

bobo... was that your full power? heh... it's nothing

>> No.53966742
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53966742

we're healing bros

>> No.53966744
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53966744

Jerome is saving the markets... kek... i told you so... kek

>> No.53966746

>>53966722
It doesn't matter if they're voting or not because the market gyrates accordingly

>> No.53966754

Waar gaan we heen?

>> No.53966753

What are they laughing at?

>> No.53966755

>BUMPY
BUMPY
>BUMPY
BUMPY

>> No.53966757

>>53966753
Goyim

>> No.53966760

KEEP RAISING RATES BITCHES. KEEP TIGHTENING.
REDUCE BALANCE SHEET
BLEEEED MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.53966763

Powell : "Hard and bumpy".

>> No.53966764
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53966764

Mumu yuo are getting bepised

>> No.53966765

>>53966705
Not bad but this isn't the one I had in mind. Maybe some anon will have it. I'll keep asking in today's threads.

>> No.53966767

>>53966744
he literally said "higher for longer" right now (again)
market is dead

>> No.53966768

>>53966753
they're sending each other the JPOW memes and greentexts we made

>> No.53966771

>>53966767
mumu doesnt care anymore

>> No.53966774
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53966774

>U-URHMM we will U-URHMM take on U-URHMM a few unempl-U-URHMM

>> No.53966779

That was his usual speech, wtf was that? They are actually talking to a bot.>>53966690

>> No.53966780

Russia is fucking pigs = Beastiality

>> No.53966788

>>53966764
Kin ell m8

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53966796

>>53966780
so i didn't misheard

>> No.53966802

>russia practicing bestiality in ukraine
video when

>> No.53966803
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53966803

Samantha enjoys this

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53966805

>>53966771
I used to think mumu was just delusional, but maybe he's just dumb

>> No.53966807

Bestiality
Fuck is wrong with muttoids

>> No.53966809

Powell : "Each unemployed loser could have 1.9 jobs".

>> No.53966812

Is Mr. Brown a lobbyist for the tobacco industry?

>> No.53966814

>>53966805
kek

>> No.53966815

>>53966780
lean hogs bros...

>> No.53966825
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53966825

it can't get worse than what we're hearing

>> No.53966826

>>53966805
Kek

>> No.53966827

>>53966771
Bond Yields aren't high enough for mumus to care, AAPL is 20% risk free because it will hit ATH again soon enough.

>> No.53966830
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53966830

>>53966771
Mumus still think the pivot is coming soon, kek.

>> No.53966838
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53966838

50 bepis

>> No.53966841

UH OH CRYPTOBROS

>> No.53966844

WHOA BLACK BETTY
EXECUTE GOOKMOOT AND HIS BITCHBOY BIZ MOD
POST THE MUMU GETTING CHAINSAWED THROUGH HIS SHOULDER

>> No.53966845
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53966845

SCHWA SCHWA SCHWA
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>> No.53966851

HERE COMES CRYPTO

>> No.53966854

>MUH CRYPTO
how isn't there more mass deaths from cringe

>> No.53966856

Crypto.??????? I THOUHT CRYPTO WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY IS MY GOVERNMENT TALKINGA BOUT THIS>!!!!!!

>> No.53966857
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53966857

>>53966809

>> No.53966860
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53966860

Market is pricing in 50 point hike and it's not going down. Not good... bobobros.

>> No.53966862
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53966862

>>53966807
You heard that too right?
Something about bestiality in ukraine.

>> No.53966864
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53966864

REFLECT ON YOUR SINS

>> No.53966870
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53966870

Bobos never get to cum.

>> No.53966874

>>53966642
I slurped! Managed to get a 2k share order filled at .55.

>> No.53966875

>>53966845
JXN JXN JXN JXN JXN JXN JXN

>> No.53966878

If you do not own CLF you clearly have body dysmorphia

>> No.53966887

>>53966512
I don't have a job. Unless you count DoorDash (p. sure they do lmao).

>> No.53966895

Speech finished? The stocks aren't moving anymore

>> No.53966900
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53966900

>>53966878

>> No.53966904

>>53966860
The crazy thing is, I checked a few hours ago and the probability of 25bps was going *up*
All it took to change was Black Betty to open his bitchass mouth

Anyway I'm happy
Someone pls post the mumu getting chainsawed I'm gonna keep asking until I see it

>> No.53966909

>>53966878
>CLF
and you have gender dysmorphia

>> No.53966916
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53966916

>>53966899
>>53966899
>>53966899
DUBS

>> No.53966921

>>53966900
delet this

>> No.53966923

>>53966904
Nigga is never hawkish before congress

>> No.53966926
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53966926

>will policy follow the law
>no nigger it won't
what answer he expects

>> No.53966945
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53966945

>NVDA
I am laughing at you all. This is just too easy. High P/E? Who cares?

>> No.53966946
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53966946

>>53966857
>>53966809

>> No.53966953

>esg btfo
>esg btfo

>> No.53966960
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53966960

Will markets go up if I name my first child Jerome?

>> No.53966968
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53966968

thanks for the entry liquidity bobo

>> No.53966969

now we're in the stage where the committee is going to go for epic clips for twitter

>> No.53966994

>>53966968
exit pump, brother

>> No.53967027

>>53966960
bullish for TNA

>> No.53967037

Oh oh, this is a yes/no question. This is like in US courts, kek. Instead of being able to give a full answer, you are only allowed to answer the specific question

>> No.53967058

LATINOOOOOOOOOOOS

>> No.53967070

>RATE HIKES AREN’T WORKING JPOW! YOU GOT TO CUT THEM FOR MY PORTFOLIO
t. Senator

>> No.53967122

>retard starts talking about latino nominee
>market pump stops in its tracks
based

>> No.53967127

this guy is long DXY

>> No.53968145

Maybs we getta shooting star this evening