/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53965872]

What is a business I can start for a relatively low initial investment (~2.5-5k) in a cold climate as a talentless, networkless, autistic social retard?

I cannot go back into the wage cage

[Anonymous No.53965954]

>>53965872
None nigger u can't even buy a car with 5k

[Anonymous No.53966006]

>>53965872
you can create a shitcoin on BSC for less than 50$

[Anonymous No.53966028]

>>53965954
Guess I should have mentioned I already have a car

>>53966006
That is a grift, not a business anon

[Anonymous No.53966042]

>>53965872
Why don’t you just support socialism already just vote for left wing policies

[Anonymous No.53966047]

Sell fresh coffee from a mobile bicycle powered stall.

[Anonymous No.53966087]

>>53966047
That sounds like a cool job honestly I love coffee

[Anonymous No.53966201]

>>53966047
How would I do that as a talentless retard though? Just pedal a bike around like one of those strange turkish men with a pot of hot coffee?

[Anonymous No.53967465]

>>53965872
Get your states business licenses and start selling food.
Buy them in bulk from the manufacturer not the supermarket since that's where the profit margin lies.
Make big meal or big lunches, don't price them too high, you want decent profit but not enough to drive consistent customers off.

[Anonymous No.53969292]

>>53967465
I actually might be doing that this summer with a friend, there's not really any good taco spots in our college town so we're gonna sell birria tacos thursday - sunday 6pm - 1am or something like that

[Anonymous No.53970502]

>>53965872
a betting shop

[Anonymous No.53970560]

>>53969292
yes, limit your items/products available and make sure anything you sell has a decent profit margin to make any and all hours dealing with drunk retards actually worth it

[Anonymous No.53970627]

>>53965872

I attended a start your own business workshop and they told us to corner niches.

So I would buy 5k worth of samsung galaxy S8 phone cases from alibaba and drop ship them.

[Anonymous No.53971250]

land of the freeeeee
>needs loicense to run a business
lmao

[Anonymous No.53972832]

>>53970560
Appreciate the advice anon, thanks

>>53970627
The margins on that kind of stuff seems like it would be razor thin and there's a very high chance I'd end up with a bunch of god damn cases for outdated phones that never sold on my hands

[Anonymous No.53973039]

>>53965872
onlyfans

[Anonymous No.53973091]

>>53966047
this anon has the best idea.

Flesh is out as three different concepts:
>Coffee & cookies
>Hot chocolate & cookies
>Chai tea & cookies

Why cookies? Because everyone likes them, they are cheap as shit to make, complete retard proof, low product waste and can be made with a mixer, an oven and a few baking trays. Depending on the market, keep it simple (choc chip, white choc, caramel) or maybe a couple of fancy ones like cardammon or cinnamon if you are going to go down the chai route.


You can buy a used commercial single group coffee machine, a used grinder for <1.5k. Make sure it's commercial grade. Watch videos on how to make coffee, it's easy as fuck really after 100 cups you'll get the hang of it if you try. You can use the steamer to make hot chocolate.

Get some cups, lids, coffee beans from a local roaster. You might need some small fridge for milk. Or just go alternative milk only and throw away the last carton at the end of the day.

If you are going to go the chai route, make sure your market understands what it is. Insane margins and easy to make.

Next you need some kind of cuck-cart or some trailer Like >>53966047 says. Find something used in the area and get it set up. Get some nice branding and a pricelist. Contact local businesses to do events, especially evening and night stuff. Look into any licensing you need to trade in places, often private areas will allow you to trade as you are providing a service.

You'll probably recoup your investment in 2 weeks if you have a good spot and you now own these shitty assets.

godspeed faggot