Best Interview Tips/Advice to ace job interviews

[Anonymous No.53962669]

I got 3 interviews tomorrow, I usually start off pretty strong in the beginning and have good answers for the bs, but during the rest I tend to lose steam halfway through the interview and usually somethingn goes wrong.

Tomorrow I have screener/1st interviews, what are some tips/advice that you can give me on things that have worked for you in the past? Do any of you have "interview cheats" or certain things you do to make the interviewer like you better or think your a high value and they "need" you or any dark psychology shit like that I can try?

Im applying for wfh so i got a bunch of virtual zoom interviews. Any tips/advice welcome, help an anon out. Like how tf are you guys getting yourselves these 100k jobs and shit without being qualified, how do you charm the roasties in hr? please tell me.

[Anonymous No.53962680]

>>53962669
I've got to go to an unemployment appeals hearing tomorrow, if I lose probably gonna kms.
Goodluck fella I didn't read what you said just figured I'd hijack your thread.
And then leave

[Anonymous No.53964345]

>>53962669
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[Anonymous No.53964633]

>>53962669
I don't know but anytime I think I fucked up the interview I get offers but anytime I think I really aced it I get rejected. Why the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.53965095]

>>53962669

Firstly, know your own story and skills and exmaples thereof INSIDE OUT, almost like a script. That way, you're never stuck thinking of something to say. Have examples that can be used for multiple things so you can swap them in and out.

Secondly, employers are almost exclusively interested in what you can DO, rather than what you know. This is a mistake a lot of highly educate, intelligent people make where they think that knowing particle physics (for example) is a trump card: fucking particle physics is useless outside of particle physics jobs BUT the skills you learned while learning particle physics (programming, extensive data analysis etc.) are what they're interested in. Always cater your answers and CV towards that.

Thirdly, if the interview is remote, put Post-It notes all round you monitors with little memory aids for the above.

[Anonymous No.53965107]

>>53962669
Unironically just be yourself and dont overthink it.

[Anonymous No.53965114]

>>53962669
Pretend the company is jesus christ and you cant wait to suck his dick

[Anonymous No.53965123]

>>53962680
I appealed my unemployment to the end, and in the end I didn't get any benefits after losing my job for not having the vaccine, but the guy who did the hearing said I had a good case and could take it to human rights court, so that might not be the end of it

[Anonymous No.53965256]

>>53962669
>>53965107
desu just do this, dont think about it too much, maybe research the company and pick up a few buzzwords from the website they have. Be prepared to explain your work history in an interesting way. Make it seem like a struggle and that you powered through. Mein Kampf.

[Anonymous No.53967200]

>>53962669
when you are interviewing and you're sensing a break in conversation, pause and take a moment to say, "hey, before continuing let me just take a moment to say thanks for your time so far" and then talk about yourself as a human vs. your paper qualifications. "I want really think this is a great opportunity and I really appreciate being considered. I can bring so much more to this role beyond [engineering/selling/x]. I love developing things like [intellectual property/talent/software] and I would love to leverage my experience to do that for [company].

[Anonymous No.53967259]

>>53962669
be the interviewers friend. he will hire you if you offer value to his social life. you can be a weird autist once you're hired

[Anonymous No.53967311]

>Act natural, casual, friendly, you want to make the interviewer feel good and that starts with not being anxious/awkward/surly/quiet, even if you don't know an answer, be good natured even if you have to fake it
>Take note of things you were asked and didn't have an answer to, look them up afterward and memorize the answer, you'll find some things come up repeatedly in other interviews

For software guys too it's worth grinding through a leetcode problem or 2 every day, looking up random factoids and general summaries to refresh your memory or maybe tie it all together. It's all a numbers game and all you can really do is apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.53967614]

>>53962669
I always take a nip of vodka about 15 minutes before any sort of meeting, presentation, or interview. It's enough to take the edge off my nerves but not enough to effect my cognition.

[Anonymous No.53967631]

>>53967200
Also add how you cant wait to become part of a/the team and meet new coworkers

[Anonymous No.53967819]

>>53967614
thats called alcoholism bud

[Anonymous No.53967913]

>>53967819
Can I really be an alcoholic if I'm never drunk?

[Anonymous No.53967983]

>>53967819

It's literally just a medication/treatment in that case. Alcohol reduces anxiety, like anything else you'd take.

[Anonymous No.53968104]

>>53962669
The thing to remember here is that you are giving them reasons as to why they would want you in particular on their team, not that you are an expert in whatever it is you’re interviewing for. Think of it like you have your own little D&D group going on and suddenly a hyper chad meme wanted to get in. Even if you don’t mind, odds are at least some in your group would, and that same kind of monkey brain shit follows into the real world and especially into the clown arena that is the job market. You could be the perfect candidate and they still won’t give a shit if you’re a spergy fuck. The team environment thing is not just a meme, they look for people who above all else won’t cause a mountain of issues socially even if they’re technically proficient. Adding onto that, it all in the end is a numbers game. If you get rejected then don’t take it personally, odds are with how fucking retarded everything is ran nowadays they probably weren’t even looking at actually hiring anyone, or already had someone and just nickle and dimed you since they legally can’t tell you all to fuck off and have to appear at least somewhat impartial.

[Anonymous No.53968105]

>>53967614
it's true

[Anonymous No.53968191]

>>53967913
yes. get help anon.