/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53954586]

Springtime Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>53952785

[Anonymous No.53954596]

First for brappy gas

[Anonymous No.53954599]

he won

[Anonymous No.53954619]

what's a better hedge, covered calls or puts?
this is on a lev. ETF if that makes a difference (i know, i know, i'm just not selling ok?)

[Anonymous No.53954620]

>>53954611
everything just follows the fucking meme indexes, nothing moves

[Anonymous No.53954632]

The market is about to take a massive dump.
Get ready for it.

[Anonymous No.53954633]

>that massive gap down on BOIL

Uhhh pimple bros are we going to be ok this week?

[Anonymous No.53954636]

[Anonymous No.53954645]

>>53954620
Nah, all 5 of my son's S&P stocks are down today.

[Anonymous No.53954647]

what's funny is that the same guy who tried to take credit for my long effort posts explaining why it made sense to short natural gas / long KOLD is the same guy who now is trying to take credit for going long BOIL --- let's see him now take credit for these 25% losses he has now incurred on people in /smg/

[Anonymous No.53954648]

Milana market.

[Anonymous No.53954656]

>>53954648
>don't objectify me

[Anonymous No.53954662]

Nothing is happening.

[Anonymous No.53954665]

>>53954648
Milk truck has arrived

[Anonymous No.53954667]

post stock portfolios

[Anonymous No.53954669]

>>53954586
>White women with fro
OP is a BBC cuck.

[Anonymous No.53954670]

>>53954656

[Buy Low Sell High No.53954674]

>>53954648
She's one dumb jew but I'd spash my goyimilk all over her jewbs

[Anonymous No.53954686]

>>53954674
good nose job.

[Anonymous No.53954688]

>>53954662
Powell speaks twice this week, today was destined to be boring

[Anonymous No.53954691]

>>53954648
Real reason for the AT&T losses
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1632556747595579395?t=2WsiuWmFfVXdWleVuBlFgQ&s=19

[Anonymous No.53954695]

>>53954667
That SIRI had a comeback for you!

[Anonymous No.53954699]

>>53954633
BOIL is going to reverse split.

[Anonymous No.53954709]

i can't believe Jay gets literal jannie pay
there are anons here on higher salaries

[Anonymous No.53954711]

>>53954699
bullish for Greta

[Anonymous No.53954712]

>>53954667
that's not a portfolio that is buy and hold for your dear life. Might as well just buy spy and call it a day faggot.

[Anonymous No.53954716]

>>53954691
Your fucking thing doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.53954717]

>>53954667
Can't be fucked to log into all 4 accounts

[Anonymous No.53954720]

>>53954691
stop spamming dumb sluts

[Anonymous No.53954721]

>>53954667

[Anonymous No.53954727]

>>53954636
I imagine people don't order delivery a lot during stagflation.
>>53954691
She kind of has a Kelly Wang look about her.
Those Khazar Eurasian genes must sure be something.

[Anonymous No.53954728]

Brappy gas niggas, how are you guys doing? 25% isn't THAT much of a loss... You'll shake it off lmao

[Anonymous No.53954732]

>>53954691
Make a webm ain't clickin that shit nigga.

[Anonymous No.53954735]

>>53954709
>Congress sets the salaries of the Fed board members. In 2019, the chair's annual salary was $203,500. The annual salary of the other board members, including the vice chair, is $183,100.

>in 2015, all of the 12 district Fed presidents drew in a bigger salary than Powell does, four years later. The biggest earner is the president of the New York Fed, who earns $466,500 annually. The president of the San Fransisco Fed makes $422,900.
He's the whipping boy.

[Anonymous No.53954739]

>>53954720
no.

[Anonymous No.53954744]

>>53954636
Thanks for the tip, bought some. Going to aim for a sell around jul-aug based on previous cycles.

[Anonymous No.53954749]

>>53954647
I said that it made more sense to hedge with covered calls. Gambling on KOLD options could fuck people way harder if it just kept ripping. I am still long BOIL and sold puts on it today. I sold covered calls on Friday. Niggers don't lose money unless they click sell and that's not my problem if they are retarded. Shit has 20-30% days both directions all the time and if you can't handle that you shouldn't be buying it. I've been shilling commodity plays for a year and you showed up like two weeks ago and try to take all the credit. Lick my taint sirs. Congrats on your KOLD gains but I am long on natural gas until $4-$4.5

[Anonymous No.53954755]

I just bought LOVE:
- 0 debt
- creative products
- constant revenue growth for years, even during 2022
- started earning money recently
- has Black and gay people in thair ads
- pic related is from an article describing company history. It could be better only if they were Jewish.

[Anonymous No.53954757]

>>53954716
Damn I copied it straight from Twitter Musk much have fucked up the API because twitter.com doesn't even work in my browser

[Anonymous No.53954761]

>Entire market is being propped up by one underpaid overworked analyst’s call on Apple

[Anonymous No.53954763]

>>53954709
Yeah, but dude gets the details on when to sell.

[Anonymous No.53954765]

>>53954732
gross. is that nasty bitch EATING while pretending to sleep?
Lol gross gross nasty

[Anonymous No.53954770]

.

[Anonymous No.53954772]

>>53954667
100% JEPI

[Anonymous No.53954776]

>>53954732
Fine give me a sec

[Anonymous No.53954786]

>>53954749
>hiding the amounts

[Anonymous No.53954789]

>>53954765
>He doesn't know women are disgusting, feral creatures
Seriously, it's absolutely fucked up.

[Anonymous No.53954797]

>>53954776
I can't even access Twitter on anything but the app so fuck it

[Anonymous No.53954801]

>>53954749
I have been trading, posting natural gas trades here in /smg/, discussing natural gas in /smg/, for 3 years.
I have explained natural gas markets, helped spoonfeed anons to understand natural gas, written analyses after analyses, for 3 years.
You read my analyses, and went short natural gas. We had many discussions about it, where you were asking me questions that I answered for you.
Then, after natural gas did play out like I said it did, you tried to claim credit for short natural gas, that you had been the one shilling it
You never once made an 'effort post' explaining to people why they should be short natural gas
You never once posted your theses of being short natural gas - you never helped anons in /smg/ get short natural gas
You just posted your position after the fact, and then tried to claim that you were me
And now, you have incurred 25% losses on people in /smg/, because they trusted you, thinking that you were me

[Anonymous No.53954802]

Can you USnigs dump the market already? Unless you guys deliver, we will keep pumping over here in the EU. Hell, the ECB made it clear today that another four 50 bps are in play and the market just played it off like it's nothing. The EU banks are pussies that never deliver. As such, we follow the FED. So please, don't chicken out Powell and don't do a fuckin 25 bps.
I cannot imagine anyone believing that 25bps is a good idea. That shit just doesn't do anything. The core inflation just keeps increasing and so do food prices and services... why is only Powell taking this shit seriously (well, at least more seriously than all the others)?

[Anonymous No.53954804]

>>53954667
>80% KOLD

Saving my dry powder to trade Powell Tue/Wed

[Anonymous No.53954809]

>>53954789
Booba Brainard

[Anonymous No.53954812]

>>53954727
Over here groceries are up 75% while domino's is the same price as ever. They just use less toppings, but normalfags will never notice. I actually feel bullish on resto industry for that reason during the current conundrum, and since dpz is well positioned, seems like a good bet even beyond its nice cyclical nature.

[Anonymous No.53954817]

>>53954599
He forgot to mention the great oncology centres lmao

[Anonymous No.53954819]

Bear market's closed.

[Anonymous No.53954823]

>>53954809

[Anonymous No.53954828]

>>53954789
JPOW knows. He says its for inflation but really hes trying using his QT abilities to curtail hoeflation.

[Anonymous No.53954831]

You could have bought SOXS at 20, but you didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.53954834]

>>53954812
i will never get domino's again
the medium 2 topping seems like a good deal but the crust tasted like it had been left out for 3 days before baking, and i could count the individual pieces of toppings on my fingers

[Anonymous No.53954837]

>>53954619
Just sell puts and pick up more shares if assigned. I'd imagine there is a decent volatility skew that should work in your favor if the options are liquid. Covered calls are going to screw you out of the big gains during bull runs on the underlying.

[Anonymous No.53954841]

>>53954823
>Yeah I hit that. The pussy stank but the ass was fat

[Anonymous No.53954849]

>>53954599
Kek now he's stuck in prison with no release dat by the same "corrupt" system he loves so much. I never knew he said that. What a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.53954853]

>>53954770
Boring week.

[Anonymous No.53954856]

>>53954837
lol writing puts is what got me into this mess in the first place

[Anonymous No.53954860]

>>53954801
>they won't let grandma freeze this winter
Was a 100% rock solid thesis. Natural gas is cheap right now. I am not shorting at $2 and that seems extremely risky. Taking profits and hedging with covered calls is objectively less risky than kold at these levels. We should be on the same team but you keep acting like an uppity nerd about everything. There is zero fucking risk to buy and hold BOIL at these levels while KOLD options could -100%

[Anonymous No.53954866]

>>53954834
Agreed, it was OK for about 2 years (before that the crust tasted like literal cardboard and the toppings weren't much better, now it's as you say). However, normalfags will not start doing groceries when everyone tells them it's 10x more expensive than before, so they'll stick to domino's or mcd and the likes: cheap, convenient, doesn't matter how shit it gets to keep the prices. If dpz announces price increases, it may be a sell signal, depends what the rest of the fast food industry is doing.

[Anonymous No.53954875]

If the bond market was smarter than the equity market, it would make money. Checkmate, bondfags.

>B-b-but a safe 5% a year!
Real investors earn that in a week.

[Anonymous No.53954878]

>>53954599
KWAB

[Anonymous No.53954884]

>>53954860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HI_xFQWiYU

[Anonymous No.53954892]

>>53954834
Dominos is poverty food and nobody but the poorest of the poor NEETs should eat it. The only people I know that eat it are my dead beat friends.

[Anonymous No.53954895]

>>53954866
> buying and holding leveraged product during high volatility season
never change /smg/

[Anonymous No.53954896]

>>53954860
Unless it reverse splits and you get hit with reorganization fees.

[Anonymous No.53954903]

>>53954892
It was okay about 15 years ago, but it's shit now.

[Anonymous No.53954908]

>>53954849
>being such a brainlett he doesn't understand if you can pay them off to get out of a crime you can pay them to make up a crime

[Anonymous No.53954911]

r*ddit/wsb has really taken over /smg/ huh..

[Anonymous No.53954914]

>>53954895
>Too dumb to quote the right post
Never change, /smg/

[Anonymous No.53954915]

>>53954772
>The JPMorgan Equity Premium Income ETF (JEPI) is an actively managed fund that generates income by selling options on U.S. large cap stocks. The fund invests in S&P 500 stocks that exhibit low-volatility and value characteristics,
So basically the slow and boring method of writing CCs against stable holdings, but without the guesswork. Seems solid.

[Anonymous No.53954921]

Are images not loading for anyone else or is my internet being gay?

[Anonymous No.53954922]

>>53954914
Yes I invested in SOXL how could you tell

[Anonymous No.53954925]

>>53954875
It used to be that bonds were a safe hedge during down years. The goal wasn't to make money, it was to not lose as much money as the stock market.
Historically that was a good strategy. The past few years where bonds fell at a similar pace to the market is an exception, not the rule.

[Anonymous No.53954932]

>>53954915
The yield isn't as good as QYLD tho.

[Anonymous No.53954939]

>>53954915
All the downside without the upside of holding spy. Useless.

[Anonymous No.53954943]

>>53954801
>thinking that you were me
Then get a tripcode or shut the fuck up you faggot

[The M.M.R.I. - you understand? No.53954946]

ENERGY wants to play, my lionesses

[Anonymous No.53954948]

>>53954911
The internet is flat, anon.

[Anonymous No.53954950]

>>53954892
bacon pepperoni isnt too bad...

[Anonymous No.53954952]

>>53954911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJEIz7sSA

[Anonymous No.53954956]

>>53954860
>zero fucking risk
>he doesn't know what happens when Proshares closes down the ETF
>he doesn't know why that's actually likely to happen
Assets. Under. Management.

[Anonymous No.53954964]

>>53954922
>The anti-soxl poster is unironically clinically retarded
Brb putting half my money into soxl

[Anonymous No.53954968]

>>53954939
Jepi is objectively better than SPY in anything other than the strongest bull runs. Crab market or bear market JEPI is infinitely better. It yielded 14% just in monthly payments last year.

[Anonymous No.53954977]

>>53954735
>The ED of the ACLU makes $300k more than SF Fed President.

[Anonymous No.53954980]

Thinking about getting back into options after a 3 year hiatus. Thoughts? In your opinion what is the most crucial metric to keep track of? I know that there are many metrics changing at all once and they all change relative to each other so it's basically impossible to win unless something unpredictable happens.

[Anonymous No.53954983]

My Jewish food distributor WILC is expanding by building new distribution center financed with cash (gigaflex at goyim companies that use debt).
The future is Jewish my brothers.

[Anonymous No.53954985]

I've been getting about 100-150 on QQQ options a day for the last month is that decent?

[Anonymous No.53954997]

Guys I fucked up, I bought Nasdaq futures but now I have to take delivery
WHERE THE FUCK DO I PUT THESE THINGS

[Anonymous No.53954999]

>>53954964
I have $3k in SOXL though. I just think it's retarded to hold long due to volatility decay

[Anonymous No.53955001]

SPY formed a triple top, who wants to bet it ignores the bearish pattern?

[Anonymous No.53955003]

>>53954956
Yes if American natural gas that is already the cheapest on Earth goes to zero dollars sure.. I can't imagine any timeline where that would happen and the export facility reopening guarantees that it wont. It would take a world boycott of American natural gas and Freeport exploding again and then maybe you would see $1 natural gas

[Anonymous No.53955011]

>>53954948
>>53954977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

CIEN

[Anonymous No.53955014]

>>53954925
>"We're the ones who understand inflation"
>"We know growth rates"
>"Only the smart bond market can figure put future Fed policy!"
>Gets heemed by inflation, growth, and Fed policy
Retards who spam "OIL" are objectively smarter than the bond market (or anyone holding bonds for that matter).

[Anonymous No.53955016]

>>53954997
The main product of tech companies is women with dicks. nowdays. I hope you are stretched if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.53955018]

>>53954997
It's not too bad so long as you have a forklift. What's a real pain in the ass is when your uranium futures get delivered and they hassle you about where you're going to store it.

[Anonymous No.53955026]

>>53954985
3000-4500 a month is a livable wage

[Anonymous No.53955028]

>>53955001
Well it keeps fucking proving me wrong. It's theory at this point.

[Anonymous No.53955030]

What did I say about SOXS?
What the fuck did I say about it?

[Anonymous No.53955035]

>>53954956
if they close down the ETF they send you your money, then you can turn around and buy calls with it if you want to get re-leveraged with it.

[Anonymous No.53955040]

>>53954968
>Retard so inbred he just makes up numbers instead of looking them up
Lol

[Anonymous No.53955041]

>>53954903
Yeah I'd say about 10 years ago was the last time I enjoyed their pizza. They did a recipe change and the food was good, but now they've just been cutting corners more and more to save money

[Anonymous No.53955055]

>>53954925

It is easy to demonstrate that bond bulls are the slow kids in the class: just go watch a few vids late 2020 early 2021 of them predicting deflation. Hell even in /biz/ we had some of them doing that.

>"Inflation, heh, bet you didn't know... akshully, the Fed doesn't print money. That's right, you see QE is deflationary! What, M2 going up? No that doesn't mean anything ignore that."

That being said, I'm still looking at TUA because now the market is being retarded in the other direction: thinking inflation can sustain itself magically without M2 rising under it or an oil supply shock (and we have neither). They always miss the regime changes because they are fucked up on the basics.

[Anonymous No.53955060]

>>53954999
And i know you're retarded for many reasons, including your illiteracy and inability to quote the right posts.

[Anonymous No.53955061]

BOIL bros... how we doin
nat gas gettin nasty out there
topic of conversation on CNBC rn

[Anonymous No.53955076]

>>53955061
All my gains died from the last week,
and no, I'm not selling

[Anonymous No.53955080]

>>53955040
>looking up numbers that are dependent upon your individual cost basis
>he didn't buy JEPI at 50 and sell it at 55 on top of all the payments
>he doesn't understand covered calls and thinks they are witchcraft

NGMI boomer. DCA SPY is obsolete

[Anonymous No.53955086]

I told you to do you DD.
I told you to enter at .12
And again at .15-.18.
And through the .20s
And then even fat hands told to to get in at .30.
But I'm telling you now, again, every share of TRKA under $1 is a fucking blessing.

[Anonymous No.53955087]

>>53955003
It doesn't have to go to 0 retard, if Proshares closes down the ETF because the Assets Under Management falls too low from outflow then your shares are getting liquidated for whatever the (((fair value))) is. They owe you nothing and the moment the ETF isn't profitable to run they're out.

[Anonymous No.53955088]

>>53955055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

[Anonymous No.53955098]

>>53955035
>calls expire worthless
Checkmate, libtard.

[Anonymous No.53955106]

>>53955086
Yea m8 I bought at 30 thanks to some autismos YouTube video, but thank you for also keeping tabs.
So you expect the price to pass a dollar, is that this week or in the long run? What’s the “take profit” range?

[Anonymous No.53955108]

Give me one (1) good reason why I shouldn't just dump my cash into a comfy 5% CD for the next 6-12 months

[Anonymous No.53955114]

>>53955098
roll them out before expiration date. You argument is basically what if line never go up? Well you lose money dipshit

[Anonymous No.53955115]

>>53955060
You need to try harder if you are trying to insult me. I heard that I'm retarded so many times throughout my life that it has no effect on me anymore really.

[Anonymous No.53955120]

>>53955087
>this commodity etf that has been around since 2011 is going to shut down because natural gas is going negative

Yeah dude I just bought more BOIL. You faggots are so hysterical

[Anonymous No.53955121]

>>53955108
because you could just buy TLT and sell after a year to avoid short term capital gains. Forget yield, be greedy and go for that sweet long duration price action as official recession comes.

[Anonymous No.53955126]

I think I need more work on my seasonality model... It claims that the 72nd day of the year (March 13th) has a 4% drawdown when you remove the trend.
But historically, looking at the % change between March 12th and March 13th has always been +/- 1%

[Anonymous No.53955129]

>>53955114
>bro just keep wasting money rolling out calls indefinitely
Brilliant strategy, Moshe. And your original argument is that buying calls is somehow a good solution to getting your shares liquidated. It's not.

[Anonymous No.53955130]

>>53955121
Ok but how about if I buy CDs through my Roth IRA?

[Anonymous No.53955137]

sell it all

[Anonymous No.53955139]

Buying natural gas really ruffles the feathers here doesn’t it

[Anonymous No.53955142]

Gotta feel bad for the BOIL barons on a day like this

[Anonymous No.53955144]

SPY 400 puts
cheap cheap cheap
get them before gamma explodes
MACD still negative
this dump has more legs
last week was just a bounce

[Anonymous No.53955153]

>>53955130
then you buy CDs through your Roth IRA. or you could buy TLT and not even worry about capital gains.

[Anonymous No.53955156]

>>53955137
Sell it all. Today.

[Anonymous No.53955159]

>>53955137
Today?

[Anonymous No.53955162]

>>53954939
Enjoy the eternal SPY crab, I'll keep picking up compound divvies

[Anonymous No.53955163]

>>53955061
Got no where to go but up! It can't POSSIBLY go any lower than 4 dollars!

[Anonymous No.53955167]

>>53955120
While /NG could go negative like oil did during corona, I actually never said that retard. I said Proshares can liquidate the ETF at anytime regardless of where natural gas is at, especially if there's outflow putting AUM too low.

[Anonymous No.53955170]

BOIL kings........

[Anonymous No.53955179]

>>53955139
The only thing that ruffles my feathers are eternal pessimistic losers in a room full of piss jugs banging away at their crusty cum stained keyboards always seething. Every ticker is shit. Every play is bad. Everything is getting delisted.

They never add anything to the discourse they just seethe and shit on everything and jerk off to the idea of the world ending because they are already dead themselves.

Anyways buying more BOIL

[Anonymous No.53955180]

>>53955106
I've said it numerous times but I will remind again, you are waiting on Q4 23 ER which is imminent. My personal PT is confidential because you would balk if I told you. But you will see.

Take profit where you feel comfortable. But let a winner ride.

[Anonymous No.53955182]

>>53955162
SPY dividends compound too bro

[Anonymous No.53955185]

>>53955129
it is under the assumption that natural gas prices are going to go up. If they aren't then to begin with it's a bad investment and you will lose money no matter what you do

[Anonymous No.53955191]

>>53954786
>the amounts matter
If he is performing in % then he is performing where it counts.

[Anonymous No.53955194]

we are going to go either higher or lower or crab

please pay for my $500 a month discord

thank you

[Anonymous No.53955193]

>>53955156
>>53955159
>>53955137
BUY SPXS
SOXS NEGRO ALREADY ANHEROD BUT TA CHADS CAN ABSORB INFINITE LOSSES

[Anonymous No.53955195]

>>53955108
VTIP returns better and is more liquid.

[Anonymous No.53955198]

>>53955153
>>53955130

be a baller and go leverage 3x TLT with TMF

[Anonymous No.53955202]

>>53955191
very obvious that you don't have money

[Anonymous No.53955206]

>>53955061
Buy the bad news, sell the good.

[Anonymous No.53955208]

troons took down twitter. open your shorts

[Anonymous No.53955210]

>>53955195
Thanks, I'll look into it

[Anonymous No.53955214]

>>53955206
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.53955221]

>>53955198
Too early for that and he wants to boomer invest.

[Anonymous No.53955222]

>>53955061
NATURAL GAS WILL BE FREE SOON
EUROFAGS REJOICE

[Anonymous No.53955226]

>>53954667

[Anonymous No.53955229]

>>53955115
Lol

[Anonymous No.53955238]

>>53954665
greetings /fitizen

[Anonymous No.53955239]

irrational exuberance will end.. someday

[Anonymous No.53955240]

>>53955221
TMF is boomer invest. they're bonds. 3x bonds is still boring as sh!t unless you think the Fed terminal rate is above 6%

[Anonymous No.53955242]

>>53955086
bros... TRKA schizos stay winning...

are these the shmita schizos of lore?

[Anonymous No.53955251]

SOXS about to go green.
I told you fuckers.

[Anonymous No.53955254]

>>53955239
looks like it's going to end by market close today

[Anonymous No.53955257]

Uuhhh what the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.53955264]

>>53955191
Easy to put $1 in 100 things and screenshotting the sinners..harder to put your whole folio into one play.

[Anonymous No.53955267]

[Anonymous No.53955270]

MODS

[Anonymous No.53955271]

[Anonymous No.53955277]

>>53955130
>Ok but how about if I buy CDs through my Roth IRA?
just DCA into stocks retard

i have to artificially constrain my bots to not go always long 24/7 because over the long term that is what backtests the best.

[Anonymous No.53955278]

>>53955267
god i wish i was that plate

[Anonymous No.53955290]

The teamster union is ran by a COMMUNIST. He is a supporter and supported by Bernie CommieSanders. In his own words he will bring UPS to it's knees and pulverize UPS if they don't give them what they want. They want to increase wages for all part time workers and eliminate the seniority of UPS drivers.

It's an easy short because if UPS gives the union what they want it will significantly reduce their profit margin. They will be forced to increase prices contributing to more inflation and their stock prices will fall.

If they don't and UPS drivers on strike. This is a lottery SHORT WIN. UPS AMAZON e-commerce will all get "pulverized".

I have given this to you all for free. YOU'RE WELCOME.

[Anonymous No.53955292]

I bought the top of TQQQ

[Anonymous No.53955297]

Russell already red, rest of indices to follow shortly
Fed higher for longer
No significant earnings this week
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.53955299]

>>53955277
>just DCA into stocks retard
I'm already doing that, just want to put some money into something where I know exactly how much I'm going to have in a year or so.

[Anonymous No.53955302]

>>53955278
I'll tell you what, at the /smg/ meetup, I'll pay an asian hooker to take a fat, fishy, udon dump on your face just because i'm a nice guy

[Anonymous No.53955305]

DOJI'S EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
THANK YOU DEAR FAGGOT LEADER BIDEN
JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Anonymous No.53955309]

What do you guys think about IBA?
- Meat producer in Mexico and USA
- 0 debt
- 8 P/E
- constantly increasing revenue / sales
- right now is at valuation from pre-covid
- I wish I found it earlier

[Anonymous No.53955311]

>>53955290
>shorting American communists instead of China

YANG

[Anonymous No.53955320]

>>53955302
Your too kind

[Anonymous No.53955323]

>>53955292
no you didn't, i did

[Anonymous No.53955327]

THIS IS TOTALLY A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS ON A SLOW NEWS DAY WHEN THE STOCK MARKET IS REAL AND NOT JUST GETTING ASSRAPED BY BANKES AND WORKING THEIR FUCKING ASSES OFF GROUP ON FINANCIAL MARKETS

[Anonymous No.53955332]

>>53955299
>just want to put some money into something where I know exactly how much I'm going to have in a year or so.
don't buy account numbers in a database then.

buy physical gold and then hedge it on the market with shorts when it tanks if you want

investing in raw fiat is always a mistake

[Anonymous No.53955337]

TRADING GROUP ON FINANCIAL MARKETS
SETPOINT PROTECTION TEAM

[Anonymous No.53955348]

Pröblė̇m?¿

[Anonymous No.53955350]

>>53955055
>thinking inflation can sustain itself magically without M2 rising under it or an oil supply shock (and we have neither)
Well, M2 isn't an end-all-be-all. Moishe Goldberg's investment company defaulting on a $100 loan doesn't affect Joe Blow circulating an extra $100 because prices are going up and he negotiated a raise and prices are going up again and he negotiated another raise.

Nor is oil an end-all-be-all. Labor is just as much a component in everything and shortages from retarded Zoomers replacing competent Boomers (and being less productive), working fewer hours, or giving up entirely function just like OPEC slashing a couple million barrels.

[Anonymous No.53955353]

>>53955323

[Anonymous No.53955355]

>>53955238
This is also why I am building a home gym

[Anonymous No.53955354]

>>53955302
>/smg/ meetup
sounds like a trap to get access to our bussies

[Anonymous No.53955359]

Are you feeling complacent? You should be.

[Anonymous No.53955361]

>>53955354
I don't have to set a trap for that anon...

[Anonymous No.53955369]

>>53955359
this was stolen from Mott Capital

[Anonymous No.53955371]

>>53955159
>>53955156
Is that even possible, Sam?

[Anonymous No.53955381]

>>53955238
This doesn't happen in real life r-r-r-right?

[Anonymous No.53955387]

>>53955359
BOIL is at disbelief stage right now. The markets probably are at complacency crab though until FOMC higher for longer confirmed

[Anonymous No.53955390]

>>53955309
>IBA
0 volume ADR.

[Anonymous No.53955392]

>>53955359

[Anonymous No.53955397]

>>53955381
I swear that's me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

[Anonymous No.53955398]

uh, we might have got a lil too cocky redditulls

[Anonymous No.53955400]

>>53955264
Considering he sells covered option I think it's safe to say that you are a bit off target there. I myself am at the levels of which you speak, however, as I am in a dire position in the worldly sense. But I am attempting to learn to master a small amount so that I can make use of more when blessed with the opportunity.

I just sold what was left of my $25 stake in CGEM, which I think to have been my weakest, and moved it into BOIL since it has dropped even further.

[Anonymous No.53955401]

Small caps.

[Anonymous No.53955404]

WTFWT on KOF chart today

>>53955390
Yeah that could be an issue if one tried to exit it later

[Anonymous No.53955405]

WOW YEAH WHO WOULD BUY THIS
THE MARKET IS ENTIRELY REAL AND MOVED BY VARIOUS PARTICIPANTS AND NOT JUST LIKE THREE BANKS

[Anonymous No.53955410]

>>53955401
Pepe on TV.

[Anonymous No.53955411]

>>53955401
Hey, there's always SRTY.

[Anonymous No.53955412]

>>53955387
BOIL just hit anxiety. Watch out below.

[Anonymous No.53955413]

>>53955381
Which part? If you workout at the same gym is very normal for regulars to introduce themselves to you and try to help beginners. The milk truck joke was hilarious but the guy was a beta so he made it awkward. If he was chad the girl would have thought it was funny. If you act embarrassed the girl is going to think you are a weirdo (probably true) but chad isn't embarrassed and literally called her a milk truck to her face

[Anonymous No.53955417]

I WISH FIRE COULD BE MADE OF PENISES SO FINANCIAL INSIDERS COULD ALL DIE IN A PENIS FIRE

[Anonymous No.53955420]

>>53955359
this concept should be shared more often

[Anonymous No.53955423]

>>53955108
because it’s set up in auto renewal and the renewal will be at the cd banks of the financial institution and not at promo rates. also, you’ll have max 3 days to cancel the cd renewal

[Anonymous No.53955424]

SOXS will be at 30 by the end of next week.

[Anonymous No.53955427]

>>53955350

It's half the picture. There's no wage price spiral. It's always an excuse by the political class to distract from money printing (because they like printing) as the culprit.

Other half is energy and labor supply.

Labor supply problems is a decent point, and we had many boomers decide to fuck off to the golf course for good. Which is why JPow is trying to crush their folios and coax them back for part time work. At a certain point tho, crushing M2 and credit creation can overpower this, and IMO we are there.

[Anonymous No.53955430]

>>53955417
Bottom's in.

[Anonymous No.53955432]

>US 10Y up 3 pips

[Anonymous No.53955434]

>>53955420
PEAK = buy SOXS
TROUGH = buy SOXL
This isn't hard.

[Anonymous No.53955436]

Go long on BOIL on this dip? I'm scared and also dumb.

[Anonymous No.53955437]

>>53955381
a true chad would know that was confidential info. emily never should have found out that she was the milk truck

[Anonymous No.53955438]

>>53955417
These GPT bots really shouldn't have been trained on 4chan posts.

[Anonymous No.53955439]

>>53955361
You still working out, fathands? I'm continuing my daily burpees and am down 15 pounds so far. Switching over from beer to liquor probably helped too.

[Anonymous No.53955445]

>>53955436
I am avoiding that shit.

[Anonymous No.53955446]

>>53955412
It already went through panic when natural gas hit 1.99 and BOIL was like 4.8. Then it did the rally to 8 over a few weeks and everyone bailed out with sick profits. Will shake out the redditors and then they can pump it again

[Anonymous No.53955456]

>>53955436
only if you can predict the weather

[Anonymous No.53955461]

>>53955434
I never realized it would be that easy

[Anonymous No.53955464]

CLEAN IT UP AGAIN JANNIE

[Anonymous No.53955466]

>>53955439
Yes, I've lost a few pounds too because of it thankfully

[Anonymous No.53955469]

DAMN jannies like lightning today.

[Anonymous No.53955470]

>>53955437
wrong. working out is already humiliating. if you are sweating in a gym you can't afford to be concerned about how you look. if you're really gonna get your peak, you have to be allowed to be human without being sexual. anon fucked up the space by making it overtly about child-birthing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDIAJhharwQ

[Anonymous No.53955474]

>>53955446
>everyone bailed out with sick profits
Smells like cope

[Anonymous No.53955479]

>>53955439
How many burpees a day, anon?

[Anonymous No.53955480]

what did you do smg

[Anonymous No.53955483]

>>53955438
are you really a black pepe? We don't get too many of you kind round here desu

[Anonymous No.53955491]

>>53955436
>i'm scared and also dumb

great title for a reality tv series

[Anonymous No.53955500]

>>53955483
Shaw nuff.

[Anonymous No.53955503]

>>53955427
>There's no wage price spiral.
If the Fed didn't jerk themselves off for nearly a year and dilly dally, no there wouldn't have been. But now we're seeing the people who are actively shopping for new jobs demanding more. People who this year "only" got a 5% bump hopping to understaffed competitors. Unanchored expectations.

>It's always an excuse by the political class to distract from money printing (because they like printing) as the culprit.
That's the same kind of reasoning people use when saying "greedy corporations cause inflation". People are always greedy for higher wages, what's changed is that 10 million job openings allow them to get them.

>Other half is energy
Worth noting here that, unless Biden ramps up the planned SPR sales even more, energy has bottomed. There goes that deflationary headwind.

>Which is why JPow is trying to crush their folios and coax them back for part time work.
He tried at Jackson Hole. And gave up as of last month. "Uh, I say financial conditions have actually loosened. I don't mind this market rally." was pretty clear.

[Anonymous No.53955505]

>>53955500
h-hi

[Anonymous No.53955509]

I told you boil/nat gas was going to pullback and the weak hands will sell. that is part of the bottoming process. I'm too lazy to pull up the screenshot.

[Anonymous No.53955515]

>>53955509
you would know a lot about being a bottom wouldn't you bud

[Anonymous No.53955518]

>>53955474
>literally post my portfolio
>post how I hedged
>post my performance
>still get called a bagholder

Ehh I'm done with 4chan for today. I hope you get aids from a tranny

[Anonymous No.53955524]

>>53955436
Do it and be a legend.

[Anonymous No.53955526]

>>53955445
What should I buy? I have $75k to gamble.

[Anonymous No.53955531]

>>53955436
It's called natural gas, they tell you in the name it's free

[Anonymous No.53955533]

>>53955480
Accept I missed my chance, put more money in JEPI and remember to get into BOIL in January next year or something

[Anonymous No.53955538]

>>53955515
ayo!

[Anonymous No.53955546]

>>53955531
Lies. My wife buys all kinds of natural, organic bullshit and it's always expensive.

[Anonymous No.53955551]

>>53955505
What the fuck is that Andrew Tate?

[Anonymous No.53955558]

>>53955526
VT. We don't gamble here. We hold low-cost diversified index funds for the long term.

[Anonymous No.53955568]

>>53955558
I'm trying to gamble because I had 8MM in crypto and didn't cash out and I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.53955570]

>>53955503

Wage shopping is merely the price of labor slowly adjusting to input costs rising, it drives nothing. It is far downstream symptom, not a cause. This is keynesian/mmt propaganda to deflect blame from printing.

Job openings are fake. Bullshit metric.

>energy has bottomed

Why should it rip? Do we have an oil shortage? Lack of production?

JPow already suspects he overdid it, and we're just waiting to see the impact. RRP is the airbag to be deployed for that 'soft landing' which is still gonna hurt.

[Anonymous No.53955571]

>>53955551
I can't tell you this is an anonamous sub-reddit

[Anonymous No.53955572]

>>53955551
looks like Van Diesel or Pitbull.

[Anonymous No.53955574]

Time to sell SPY? Looking weak bros

[Anonymous No.53955576]

>>53955515
Sorry I don't bottom, but I'm good at picking them to ride it back to the top.

Here's a tip
NAT GAS usually gets another bottom two-three months later. that's when the real rally begins. HISTORICALLY speaking..

[Anonymous No.53955580]

>>53955572
W O R L D W I D E

[Anonymous No.53955596]

>>53955479
I do the Navy Seal/Prison style where you do 3 pushups combined with mountain climbers. Instead of just the one pushup with normal burpees. I stick to 30 minutes a day, and can do 80 reps at a moderate pace. I'm still improving.

[Anonymous No.53955607]

>>53955596
How do I acquire a cutie pull-up well dressed gf?

[Anonymous No.53955619]

I thought I heard this chick say 4chan on Bloomberg but it was "1 in 4 chance" instead.

[Anonymous No.53955621]

>>53955526
I'd put all that in JEPI and get a cool 750 dividend a month to reinvest, myself, but i'm not the best at picking gambles. I might occasionally put in a couple hundred for funny in something like ADXN or AQB because it's hilarious watching meme stocks die, but that's just me

[Anonymous No.53955634]

>>53955580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPo5wWmKEaI

[Anonymous No.53955643]

>>53954911
2 years ago that happened. They still cant blend in properly

[Anonymous No.53955647]

>>53955607
Seek strength of character, anon.

[Anonymous No.53955648]

>>53955436
>>53955456

In the next hour we're getting 12Z ECMWF data. Europoor weather forecasts led the US data colder and they're leading the forecasts warmer

[Anonymous No.53955651]

>>53955621
>JEPI
Seems too good to be true

[Anonymous No.53955658]

Inflation going away means no more growing revenues & stock price hikes

[Anonymous No.53955672]

>>53955576
Ain't my fault my getting loose. Getting on the goose. Gotta it blame on fed's juice.

[Anonymous No.53955692]

>>53955672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsD70GAtVac

[Anonymous No.53955709]

>TRKA
I'm sorry for doubting you Rocker

[Anonymous No.53955710]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.53955712]

>>53955570
>Wage shopping is merely the price of labor slowly adjusting to input costs rising, it drives nothing. It is far downstream symptom, not a cause.
Labor shortages and people experiencing sticker shock are the upstream cause. That's why it's called a *spiral*, because their negotiated higher salaries feed back into that.

>This is keynesian/mmt propaganda to deflect blame from printing.
Money printing can also be a cause, but, just like tons of QE didn't create 10% daily inflation, tons of QT/money destruction on idle bank balance sheets don't impact the real world. Stimulus money printing can. Prices being bid up for energy or labor can. Lots of things can. You have to consider them all.

And energy doesn't need to rip (although Russia announcing that sanctions are knocking out 0.5% of global oil production and counting is concerning). It can remain steady, tied to labor and materials prices, gradually ticking up at 5% per year. That alone kills any return to 2% inflation.

And if you think our anemic return to pre-pandemic domestic production can fix that, I'll remind you that OPEC countries have budgets they balance.

[Anonymous No.53955715]

>>53955651
It's great for setting and forgetting.

[Anonymous No.53955721]

>>53955710
This

[Anonymous No.53955722]

>>53955712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

[Anonymous No.53955735]

>>53955518
I'm not autistic enough to trace IDs all thread, but since you're freaking out I went ahead and did a quick scan.

>>53954749
>a few handpicked positions, sorted by gain
>cropped
>meaningful data like quantity hidden
>not clear if they were still open, closed, overall P/L or just some random daily swing.
>could be hedges against other legs

>>53955179
>uptrending line
>arbitrary timeframe
>no dates
>in RH, where performance is displayed as money-weighted return rather than time-weighted
What? Is this a portfolio? One position? Is this current? How is anyone supposed to take anything away from this? Why should anyone care?

Again, smells like cope. You haven't displayed anything meaningful. You have no obligation to share your personal performance data, but what you have posted smells like hardcore cope.
I'm sorry if you lost money on this. Revenge trading will not bring it back.

[Anonymous No.53955744]

>>53955709
Your apology is not accepted

[Anonymous No.53955750]

POV:

[Anonymous No.53955752]

>>53955709
Rule no. 1 is never apologize to anigay posters

[Anonymous No.53955760]

>>53955715
I'll pick some up with my KO divvies and see how it goes. I've been more of a QYLD myself

[Anonymous No.53955762]

Alright, I'm going to the grocery store. Do you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.53955770]

>>53955750
interesting candles

[Anonymous No.53955781]

>>53955770
it's called equivolume
big volume = chunky candles

[Anonymous No.53955782]

>>53955762
Buffalo tendies.

[Anonymous No.53955788]

>>53955762
yes

[Anonymous No.53955789]

>>53955744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s

[Anonymous No.53955791]

>>53955762
I'll take a box of Magnums and a Mickey's 40oz

[Anonymous No.53955795]

Is META a buy now that Zuck is abandoning his gay sci-fi larp?

[Anonymous No.53955802]

>>53955762
trail mix + yogurt

[Anonymous No.53955815]

>>53955762
A tin of beans and some fish sticks please

[Anonymous No.53955818]

>>53955795
What happened, is he shitcanning all their Metaverse stuff?

[Anonymous No.53955822]

>>53955762
Toast, butter, garlic

[Anonymous No.53955825]

Would you buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.53955826]

Nattgasbros, don't call it a comeback...

[Anonymous No.53955830]

>>53955596
Thanks for answering, anon.

[Anonymous No.53955829]

>>53955818

[Anonymous No.53955833]

>>53955712
>QT/money destruction on idle bank balance sheets don't impact the real world
It does, just not as quickly as you expected. If they were to continue this level of bond destruction indefinitely it would be less than a year or two before the entire system collapsed. All loans are deflationary, that's why they start new rounds of QE all the time.

also people want the market to go up so they bid it up when it dips thinking that's the bottom. No one really complains when they start QE because you buy stocks and line go up.
When they're tightening people are still trying to make line go up, so its less noticeable. But those dip buyers are running out of money. without higher inflation stonks won't go up during tightening.

[Anonymous No.53955844]

>>53955829
Kek

[Anonymous No.53955846]

>>53955461
mean reversion only works when it reverts to mean and isn't being artificially propped up by a fake system

[Anonymous No.53955848]

>>53955791
Based choice. I'd indulge more often myself but my teeth are hella cold sensitive.

[Anonymous No.53955853]

>>53955712

No there is not a feedback effect. There is only a system seeking equilibrium. Once again, bullshit theory. Labor supply shortage is a separate force which is legit IMO.

Money supply didn't grow much from early QE, so it didn't cause much demand pull. In 2020 it did so it did yugely, so we saw the CPI rip on about a ~1.5 yr lag as has been well studied (asset prices show it immediately tho, to be clear). We're about to see CPI dip hard this year.

More broadly: QE has always been printing to cover the shortfall in credit creation. Blood transfusion for a sickly patient. They just overdid it in 2020.

Also in the 2010s we had the shale oil revolution whereby the oil producers lit money on fire to produce oil unprofitably and shower us with a glut of oil supply: a huge deflationary force opposite 2000-2010. But, as you said, this is done. Oil has little to do with what is happening. Labor and de-globalization IS a bit of it. Collapsing credit creation and effective money supply is most of the story currently.

[Anonymous No.53955856]

>>53955818
>>53955829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

[Anonymous No.53955857]

>>53955829
kek he just jumped on one hypetrain to another one. The Zuck is just acting like retail FOMO.

[Anonymous No.53955860]

>>53955762
Grab me a teener of bud light and I need some Kikkoman's onions sauce as well for my pot stickers tonight.

[Anonymous No.53955864]

new

>>53955769
>>53955769
>>53955769
>>53955769

[Anonymous No.53955871]

>>53955829
>Nooo I can't believe people didnt want to buy out $1500 VR headset

[Anonymous No.53955872]

>TRKA flagging again
>250m volume
>40m public float
Lmao

[Anonymous No.53955899]

>>53955857
People can laugh at the metaverse flop, but fomoing into new ideas is a solid way to run a business.
They're generating massive cashflow and need to burn up some of it on random R&D otherwise they'll look too profitable and regulators will get on their ass. Same thing with google.

[Anonymous No.53955902]

>>53955864

[Anonymous No.53955905]

>>53955864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxodgpyGec

[Anonymous No.53955930]

>>53955833
>It does, just not as quickly as you expected. If they were to continue this level of bond destruction indefinitely it would be less than a year or two before the entire system collapsed.
It's not a delay. It's that dollars are not interchangeable. If/when a credit event impacts main street, there'll be the deflation/QE/stimulus spending. But we're not there and the current dip in M2 doesn't indicate that. Instead what's happening is

>Chaim owns a $2b mortgage on an NYC office tower
>He also owns $1b in credit card debt

Chaim and Moishe get in an argument over the mortgage. Joe Gentile is crushed by inflation, putting more money on his credit cards.

>Chaim now owns a $1b mortgage
>He also owns $1.1b in credit card debt

M2 has ticked down almost 50%, but the actual money supply we care about has ticked up 10% because Chaim and Moishe were not doing anything with their money anyway.

[Anonymous No.53955944]

>>53955899
the zuck better hope cash flows in QT doesn't deteriorate. Chink tech co's can FOMO because China's central bank is keeping financial conditions loose.

[Anonymous No.53955963]

>>53955853
>No there is not a feedback effect. There is only a system seeking equilibrium. Once again, bullshit theory. Labor supply shortage is a separate force which is legit IMO.
I will politely ask you to speak with working people in the real world for at least two (2) minutes.

>Money supply didn't grow much from early QE, so it didn't cause much demand pull.
Money supply increased dramatically. But money velocity dropped because they calculate it like retards and wealth effect spenders did not spend like drunken sailors. See >>53955930

>Oil has little to do with what is happening.
Oil sparked a large amount of the inflation we saw last year. Please put down the Hunter Biden pipe.

[Anonymous No.53956011]

>>53955930
M2 is only down 3% from the peak, still up 40% from 2020. Your analogy is inaccurate, housing prices have not fallen 50% on a broad scale. You sound like you didn't live through 2008, we would have noticed if that happened.

[Anonymous No.53956048]

>>53955829
Better than doubling down, we'll see what happens

[Anonymous No.53956186]

>>53956011
He is le zoomer

[Anonymous No.53956222]

SOXLniggers got too cocky.

[Anonymous No.53956382]

>>53955180
Do you mean the Q4 22 ER? I’m reading that as earnings report

[Anonymous No.53956570]

>>53955872
Would anyone care to explain what this post means?

[Anonymous No.53957061]

>>53956011
Commercial real estate is what's collapsing, dumb dumb.