/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53940362]

That's it. I capitulated. Crypto is fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.53940377]

>>53940362
>I capitulated

[Anonymous No.53940387]

took you long enough

[Anonymous No.53940392]

>>53940377
b-but you're supposed to be dead!

[Anonymous No.53940406]

>>53940392
We life in the Blockchain now

[Anonymous No.53941241]

>>53940377
poomp eet

[Anonymous No.53941274]

Haven’t held anything for well over a year but I am getting very bullish on the massive W bottom forming on btc usd. Probably going all in if we see 21k

[Anonymous No.53941284]

buy signal

[Anonymous No.53943166]

Meet Jerry. He's a 35-year-old man who still lives in his mom's basement. He spends his days browsing 4chan, watching anime, and avoiding sunlight like a vampire. He has no job, no social skills, and no prospects.One day, while on a rare trip outside to buy some tendies, Jerry encounters a stray cat. The cat meows at him, and Jerry's heart melts. He decides to follow the cat, thinking that maybe it will lead him to a new anime convention or a store that sells waifu pillows.But instead, the cat leads Jerry to a dirty alleyway where he spots an ad for Red Rabbit token. He's never heard of it before, but the cat seems to be nodding in approval, so Jerry decides to take a chance.He goes back to his mom's basement, logs into his Robinhood account, and invests all of his savings in Red Rabbit. To his surprise, the value of the token skyrockets overnight. Jerry becomes an overnight millionaire, and he's ecstatic.He goes on a wild spending spree, buying himself a brand new gaming PC, a life-sized anime figurine, and a bunch of body pillows. He even pays a bunch of camgirls to cosplay as his favorite anime characters.But as the saying goes, money can't buy happiness. Jerry realizes that all the tendies and anime in the world can't fill the void in his heart. He's still a loser living in his mom's basement, and no amount of money can change that.In the end, Jerry realizes that the only way to truly be happy is to accept who he is and try to make the most of his situation. He sells all his expensive toys and goes back to his mom's basement, but this time, he's content. He spends his days browsing 4chan, watching anime, and eating tendies, but now he's also got a ton of cash to burn.

[Anonymous No.53943177]

>>53940392
Zhat is not dead which can eternal lie, and in strange eons, monsieur... even death may die.