Business idea

[Anonymous No.53934308]

I have a business idea: Get a friend who you don’t have a past relationship with to work at Starbucks, go in one and order something, have them write “faggot” on the cup and throw it at you, and then you proceed to sue Starbucks and split the money because they hate crimed gay people

[Anonymous No.53934317]

>>53934308
Brilliant!

[Anonymous No.53934323]

>>53934308

Actually kind of smart ngl. Your buddy will go to jail though for aggregated battery.

[Anonymous No.53934340]

>>53934323
He’ll have to, it’s the only way the lawsuit could include hate crime charges, if they attempted to physically harm you for being gay

[Anonymous No.53935422]

Perfect

[Anonymous No.53935440]

>>53934308
This trick only works if you're gay, in which case you're cash negative because of all the bum hole medicine you need

[Anonymous No.53935486]

>>53935440
You can just pretend. Put a hand of your hips during trial and support your weight on one leg.

[Anonymous No.53935512]

>>53934323
Small jail time, millions of dollars.

>>53934308
You son of a bitch I'm in.

[Anonymous No.53935531]

>>53935440
He’s OP, he’s already a faggot

[Anonymous No.53936615]

>>53934308
Here's a better business idea. Steal checks from a mailbox or pay mailers for the keys. Find people with aged bank accounts. Modify the check so it can match the account and deposit it into the account then use homeless people to get the money off the account

[Anonymous No.53936632]

>>53934308
Better business idea: credit a synthetic identity. AKA cpn. Then add tradlines and primaries to it then apply for loans. Then simple don't pay the loans back

[Anonymous No.53936923]

>>53936615
>>53936632
Those ideas aren't funny and doesn't make starbucks look late a hate crime factory.

[Anonymous No.53937072]

>>53936923
But they actually work a d don't take much to pull off

[Anonymous No.53937595]

>>53936632
How2synthetic identity? teach me anon, sounds based.

Here's another idea: buy $DTH, not fun, not criminal, good yield.

[Anonymous No.53937652]

DEAAAATH WOLF LAIR thats a heavy metal band if anything