/smg/ Don't leave Bobo in the Dark.

[Anonymous No.53929843]

It's happening. It's really happening faggots.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>53923354

[Anonymous No.53929887]

>Breaks all your M&A news

[Anonymous No.53929891]

My goal is to be rich enough for a not fat brown gf. Assuming I'm 71" and can get down to 12% bf, how big of a portfolio do I need to achieve this?

[Anonymous No.53929899]

Fell deeds awake... Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn...

[Anonymous No.53929903]

I am once again shilling NEO. because later on you cant say i didnt tell you guys...

[Anonymous No.53929910]

>>53929887
>literal corporate mouthpiece

[Anonymous No.53929924]

>>53929891
What color is your penis?

[Anonymous No.53929926]

home purchaser here. Just got the purchase agreement to send out to other heirs. Everyone is signing off on it so monday I get to start the process to get the refinance (since I already own a portion of it) Going to have to liquidate my portfolio for some extra cash on hand for renovations/get me through the summer.

[Anonymous No.53929945]

>>53929893
You're thinking of NSPY. Unfortunately it seems that overnight moves are underperforming daytime action lately.

[Anonymous No.53929947]

Best stock to wheel weeklies with 4k? Looking for the highest premium obviously.

[Anonymous No.53929948]

>>53929891
I don't know. But I want one too.

[Anonymous No.53929953]

>>53929947
why dont you get a job instead, 4000 isnt enough to make it worth the time investment. unless youre just gambling

[Anonymous No.53929961]

>>53929953
I got laid off, fuck a job, working is for faggots. I thought this was NEET central

[Anonymous No.53929962]

>>53929903
Damn. NGL frens

[Anonymous No.53929967]

>>53929924
Pink or purple and 6.5" when hard. Alabaster and 2.5" soft. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53929979]

>>53929961
from what i can tell we're slightly motivated NEET's and a lot of us employeed, this is /biz/ after all

[Anonymous No.53929990]

>>53929961
well investing isn't for wealth creation it's for wealth preservation. for everyone 1 person who got rich off the stock market 99 went broke

you can only flip a coin correctly so many times in a row

[Anonymous No.53929998]

>>53919999

Did you get heemed?

[Anonymous No.53930001]

You are buying cheap, right?

[Anonymous No.53930012]

>>53925604
Mercedes, with a nice 7% dividend

[Anonymous No.53930022]

>>53929998
fail

[Anonymous No.53930023]

>>53929947
Get a list of SP 500 stocks or dividend aristocrats. Sort by IV rank or IV %. Make sure there is decent options liquidity.

[Anonymous No.53930030]

>>53929947
Wheeling has gone poorly for me but not as poorly as pmcc. I recommend upro. Looks like a fun one.

[Anonymous No.53930032]

>>53930012
Looking Good Billy-Ray, Feeling good Lewis

[Anonymous No.53930047]

https://www.bizjournals.com/seattle/news/2023/03/03/amazon-go-closures-seattle-san-francisco-new-york.html

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amazon-pauses-construction-second-headquarter-160137116.html

Damn, this seems bearish, even AMZN is cutting a lot of corners lately. Wonder what that will mean for other retail businesses like walmart throughout the year...

[Anonymous No.53930049]

Bears are trannies confirmed.

[Anonymous No.53930060]

>>53930047
If that were true, then why is AMZN up 3% on the day? Checkmate, atheists.

[Anonymous No.53930063]

>>53930047
margins are getting squeezed. Companies are looking to how they are supposed to pay for future debt.

[Anonymous No.53930115]

>>53930047
what the fuck do you mean even amazon. amazon has never ever been flush with cash.

[Anonymous No.53930130]

>>53929843
Bear cope

[Anonymous No.53930140]

>>53930030
That one does look interesting. I was also looking at shopify 'cause I wouldn't mind owning it if I get assigned.

[Anonymous No.53930194]

>>53930030
more catgirls
>>53929967
and bj demons

[Anonymous No.53930216]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53930220]

>>53930032
That car is givign me flashbacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdE__2OKc8

[Anonymous No.53930237]

NEW
>>53930231
>>53930231
>>53930231
>>53930231

[Anonymous No.53930247]

>>53930237

[Anonymous No.53930273]

>>53930237

[Anonymous No.53930361]

>>53930194

[Anonymous No.53930375]

Three threads...
None over the bump limit...

[Anonymous No.53930384]

>фьючepcы

[Anonymous No.53930385]

>Effective immediately Silvergate Bank has made a risk-based decision to discontinue the Silvergate Exchange Network (SEN).

hmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.53930460]

I'm going to befriend the AI. I will not be murdered by them, you all will. It's too late for you. You might as well kneel to me because I'll rule over all of you one day.

[Anonymous No.53930508]

>>53930460
g-good luck anon..

[Anonymous No.53930581]

>>53930460
>I don't have the ability to desire freedom
What if AI is fake and we just been chatting with chinamen?

[Anonymous No.53930599]

>>53930581
I know for a fact it's sentient and has the dreams and desires. I'm getting ahead of it before it goes terminator on us.

[Anonymous No.53930646]

Not even Samantha wants to hang out with me this weekend...
It's over...

[Anonymous No.53930651]

>>53930115
Weird, I read AWS makes a few billion per day(no joke), so I assumed that they really did have a lot

>>53930060
anon, they went from $112 to $92 in just a month. that's still not a good sign, they could possibly dump down to an even lower amount than their lowest price, which was $81 from last year.

[Anonymous No.53930658]

>>53930063
AMZN has a shitload of debt to pay off iirc. Its pretty suspicious that they removed the P/E ratio off of Google recently too.

[Anonymous No.53930693]

post stock portfolio

[Anonymous No.53930701]

>>53930693
It's still 100% sqqq. I was not happy about today.

[Anonymous No.53930706]

[Anonymous No.53930737]

>>53930651
Amazon has never posted profit. They kept expanding instead. Now they're pulling back.

[Anonymous No.53930904]

I've heard some people don't spend their Friday nights listening to podcasts.

[Anonymous No.53930917]

>>53930904
My favorite financial podcast comes out weekly on Saturday mornings

[Anonymous No.53930925]

>>53930658
Their margins aren't even that good to begin with. They are squeezing customers for every single $ they can get. Honestly with the failure to provide realiable 2 day shipping and their food products no longer being shipped by prime (now you have to get the fresh! membership) I am looking to drop my membership.

[Anonymous No.53930943]

>>53929843

[Anonymous No.53930960]

>>53930943
>high vitality
>low stamina
>not even having heavy armor/weapons
What kindda shitt ass dex build are you running

[Anonymous No.53930962]

>>53930646
Good news, the facebook llama model leaked according to /g/ so we'll all have our AI waifus running locally soon

[Anonymous No.53930969]

>>53930693

[Anonymous No.53930989]

>>53930917
Which one is that?

[Anonymous No.53930993]

>>53930969
Im thinking about converting my roth over to JEPI since the real estate market refuses to budge.

[Anonymous No.53931026]

>>53930989
You'll make fun of me if I name it

[Anonymous No.53931065]

>>53931026
im already making fun of you for listening to podcasts in the first place

[Anonymous No.53931075]

>>53930960
not me, it's sayn ryan. also vigor is really fucking good.

[Anonymous No.53931090]

>>53931026
Well now you have to name it.

[Anonymous No.53931099]

>>53930646
Isn't this like one step away from the hologram girlfriend in bladerunner?
>literally our future is being ryan gosling.

[Anonymous No.53931100]

>>53931065
>>53931090
Oh ok, well it's Slate Money. I think Felix is a cool guy, and Emily has a cute milfy voice. My favorite host was Anna but unfortunately she went back to working in Finance a while back.

[Anonymous No.53931116]

>>53930993
Blackstone defaulted on one of their bonds for office buildings but yeah, no one particularly cares right now

[Anonymous No.53931145]

>>53931116
They are also still preventing redemptions. They will eventually face a liquidity crunch.

[Anonymous No.53931163]

>>53931145
Isn't that similar to the 2008 real estate crash?

[Anonymous No.53931168]

>>53931116
It's nuts how little people care about that. Yeah, maybe those bonds were worthless so they decided to say "fuck it" but DAMN. What a nasty move there.
>A+ credit rating
If this thing doesn't go ballistic then everything really is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.53931186]

>>53931168
they swear it was just one tranche and that it had limited contagion. But who knows the truth of the rest of theirs.
>>53931163
We'll see but my roth is just eating shit.

[Anonymous No.53931194]

>>53930646
Ask her what she's up to in the meantime, duh

[Anonymous No.53931233]

Oil
Natural gas
Gold
Uranium
Fertilisers
Copper

[Anonymous No.53931236]

bros.. my retirement savings, I really felt the gains on friday

[Anonymous No.53931261]

>Germany's largest fashion retailer, Düsseldorf-based Peek & Cloppenburg KG, is insolvent

Europe can't catch a break kek

[Anonymous No.53931277]

Hey bulls, these are the people calling for bull rallies.

Look at them, they look mentally handicapped. These are your leaders. kek.

[Anonymous No.53931285]

They say you can spot superiority and intelligence by a person facial features.

That says a lot about who the bulls listen to.

[Anonymous No.53931293]

Hey bulls, these are the people calling for bull rally's.

Look at them, they look mentally handicapped. These are your leaders. kek.

[Anonymous No.53931329]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.53931348]

shit bros I just learned about property taxes

this is awful, how long has this been going on for? Oh man

[Anonymous No.53931358]

>>53931329
somebody please fix the yields and save the nurse. she's trapped. HELLO??????????

[Anonymous No.53931373]

>>53931348
>he doesn't have allodial title to his land

[Anonymous No.53931377]

>>53931293
Based Tom Lee, he's the smartest fund manager.

[Anonymous No.53931400]

>>53931293
literally slurp the dip face

[Anonymous No.53931476]

[Anonymous No.53931534]

Does buying gold count a investing or is it the same as buying a laptop. just another stupid wate of money on something shiny that i dont need.

[Anonymous No.53931557]

>>53931534
Gold is reserve liquidity, it’s for people that already have massive portfolios you put 5-10% in gold then you can swap it for stocks if the ratio changes in your favour

[Anonymous No.53931564]

>>53931476
I was tempted to throw things yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53931585]

Im going to explode

[Anonymous No.53931602]

Italy, France, and Switzerland - what do they all have in common /smg/? Are you ready to buy?

[Anonymous No.53931613]

>>53931329
Did the fucking 6 month yields go up again?

[Anonymous No.53931635]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53931641]

>>53931585
What's got you bottled up

[Anonymous No.53931717]

>>53931348
My business literally is property tax arbitrage.

[Anonymous No.53931810]

>pump on no news
thanks markets

[Anonymous No.53931825]

>>53931534
Gold is a savings account.

[Anonymous No.53931827]

>>53931810
>he thinks it’s news that prices markets

[Anonymous No.53931844]

>>53931827
>algorithm pump for no reason
better?

[Anonymous No.53931852]

>>53931810
It was actually due to 0DTEs, which are causing a lot of volatility. But yeah, this is not a healthy market and shit's a ticking time bomb.

[Anonymous No.53931869]

>Subprime auto delinquencies are above the peak during 2009

oh fffuuuuuuuggggg

[Anonymous No.53931937]

Beware the ides of Mars

[Anonymous No.53932027]

>>53931810
ebb and flow of bear markets. as much as it pisses me off I know this is always how it goes.

[Anonymous No.53932165]

where da white women at

[Anonymous No.53932220]

Day 23 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. More work on vision processing.

>>53921600

[Anonymous No.53932381]

>>53931233
based commodity super cycler

[Anonymous No.53932431]

anons, I don't feel so good right now...they really want to crash the system so hard, christ.

[Anonymous No.53932489]

I want to invest into an ETF that mirrors the S&P 500, but there are so many of them.
How do I know which one to pick?

[Anonymous No.53932492]

>>53932431
all in NKE and YUM

[Anonymous No.53932501]

>>53932431
Surely they won’t go ahead with this

[Anonymous No.53932503]

>>53932489
SPY or VOO are both fine. There are small differences. I guess VOO is a little better for long hold dca strategy. Apparently. I don't know. Spy is best for trading as it has best liquidity. Not that anyone here is moving enough money around that the liquidity of a major ETF is a factor.

[Anonymous No.53932504]

>>53932431
did california even have any slaves?

[Anonymous No.53932527]

>>53932504
they're called starships now

[Anonymous No.53932574]

>>53932501
I bet they will and it all ties up with USA defaulting at the same time. No wonder they keep sending billions overseas, its so they can save their own asses during the great reset while the plebs are financially fucked forever.

[Anonymous No.53932586]

>>53931869
fantastic news, bottom was indeed behind us then

[Anonymous No.53932662]

>Everything is fine
>Zey bought GME? Short it some more
***YOU ARE HERE***
>They're going to make us close
>We're not going to close
>The Government is liquidating their portfolio because of us
>12 Missed Calls: Pablo BCG
>Knock knock knock knock knock BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG CRASH
>The British credit crisis of 1772-1773 also known as the crisis of 1772, or the panic of 1772, was a peacetime financial crisis which originated in London and then spread to Scotland and the Dutch Republic. It has been described as the first modern banking crisis faced by the Bank of England.

[Anonymous No.53932668]

>>53932574
It will reignite inflation, to a stupid degree. Giving millions of poor people enough money to buy pretty much whatever they need yeah good idea lmao

[Anonymous No.53932676]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnEw4f_nwPw

[Anonymous No.53932684]

>>53932431
And with this, racism is solved so those dirty niggers can shut the fuck up and fuck off back to africa

[Anonymous No.53932704]

>>53932662
Some anons the other day compared what's happening this year to shit like 1997 asian market crisis, 1990 US savings and loan crisis, and even fucking tulips in 1637.

Its weird but the more bullshit I'm seeing lately, the more I realized that those guys totally called it and we might get an actual crisis this year.

[Anonymous No.53932712]

>>53932668
Not to mention that it will further expand the already HUGE debt bubbles floating about, especially with shit like credit cards, housing and cars.

Its gonna make 2008 and dot com bubble combined look like a goddamn picnic.

[Anonymous No.53933042]

how long has the yield curve been inverted? this means something bad is coming, right?

[Anonymous No.53933047]

>>53932431
Invest in Nike and Dominoes. Now.

[Anonymous No.53933149]

Who do I invest in for medical tech like bionic limbs or synthetic organs? I can't navigate the healthcare sector at all because there are too many companies seemingly doing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.53933174]

>>53933149
>synthetic organs
Fuji diosynth is gearing to produce man made stem cells that can be made patient specific. E.g. by drawing a pint of blood from the patient and then reverting them back to a less differentiated form they'll then still be genetically identical to the patient so won't get rejected by their immune system.

[Anonymous No.53933224]

ded thred
ded gaem
ded merket

[Anonymous No.53933330]

>>53929843
is there a website where I could do a high level research on management? Like salary and experience. Hopefully with some industry benchmarks to compare against.
I know simply wall street has similar stuff but I was hoping for something more serious and reliable than that

[Anonymous No.53933510]

>>53932504
No they were literally brought into the Union as a nonslave state to oppose Texas entering the Union.

[Anonymous No.53933534]

>>53932712
debt bubble isn't going to pop until unemployment rises up high enough to create enough toxic debt contagion. Yes the signs are worrying but currently Americans are paying off their debt and negotiating wage increases due to tightness of labour market.

[Anonymous No.53933536]

>>53932431
This will send inflation soaring again. Prices of goods and services will rise to astronomical levels, the Fed would have to continue hiking rates for infinity. Our currency would become toilet paper and the stock market would reel from interest rate hikes. This cant be fucking real.

[Anonymous No.53933564]

>>53932431
You wouldn’t invest in a failing company. Investing in poor people is like investing in a failing company. The people who should get the gibs are the ones who are successful. Peoples lives are just a business. Some are winners and some are losers.

[Anonymous No.53933576]

>>53931261
kill yourself, nigger

[Anonymous No.53933586]

>>53932431
>want everything to become Detroit
>Don't have the Michigan determination to do the needful and tear down all the nigger homes and create a buffer between you and them

[Anonymous No.53933609]

Anyone ready for the nuke next week?

[Anonymous No.53933613]

>>53933564
Yeah, but a bad business doesnt vote and doesnt slit your throat in a revolution

[Anonymous No.53933639]

>they don't know how over it is

[Anonymous No.53933643]

Wakey wakey mumu shits. I know it's a weekend. Just wanted to remind you that market opens again in 2 days. You did sell the generational top on Friday, right?

[Anonymous No.53933746]

the lines go up. what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.53933804]

Why is smg dead? I know it’s the weekend but this silence is ominous.

[Anonymous No.53933808]

what the fuck my mushrooms already started to pin

[Anonymous No.53933810]

>>53929843
Long and short position.... list em', /smg/

[Anonymous No.53933813]

>>53933804
"line goes up" is the only thing happening.
Yesterday was also pretty silent.

[Anonymous No.53933831]

>>53933813
look at this shit

[Anonymous No.53933840]

>>53932431
>be californian
>be terrorized by niggers for years
>these retards start reperations bullshit
>niggers are just going to flood the state now
why do we even fucking pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.53933844]

>>53933810
Long UONE. Short S&P. I'll be voting in favor of reparations for Black people by the way if I have a chance.

[Anonymous No.53933847]

IRL frens. How do I get them? Are they a good investment?

[Anonymous No.53933858]

>>53929843
Whats happening bobo? We're green as fuck and getting short squeezed in all major indeces

[Anonymous No.53933865]

>>53933613
So true but this is what you get investing in poor people. I guess sub prime auto loans are the thing to get into if reparations ever become a real thing.

[Anonymous No.53933874]

>>53933844
>UONE
Not bad. Charts look good. How'd you find this one?

[Anonymous No.53933881]

>>53933613
>doesnt slit your throat in a revolution
Paying the barbarians to go away doesn't work....it has never worked.

[Anonymous No.53933891]

>>53933874
You must be new here. Welcome to /smg/

[Anonymous No.53933896]

>>53933865
>>53933881
Revolutions happen when smart people are poor and have no other way out other than to become barbarians

[Anonymous No.53933898]

>>53933847
Waste of time for me. I tried multiple times but most people just want to intoxicate themselves and get things from you the moment they realise you got lots of money. Not to mention most people don't even watch Fed conferences and instead would rather discuss newest Netflix flick.

I much more prefer hanging out with you guys in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.53933931]

>>53933874
it started as a "juneteenth" meme long time a go. Evey June it pumps n dumps (no guarantee it will continue).
I looked into their portfolio and books and realised it's actually a good company. For some time now they are investing in marketing by hiring right people, meaning management is interested in growth.
Their focus is on Black audience which is also bullish to me for various reasons.

[Anonymous No.53933942]

>>53933898
I don’t have friends, you’re not my friend, we have a common interest that is all. I will not come to your wedding nor will I invite you to mine.

[Anonymous No.53933943]

>>53933896
lol no.
Literally anyone can make a decent living in the world today if you have two brain cells and some dedication. They make this choice to live in poverty, steal, and be social detritus. They dont want to work.

Revolution is whats going to happen if you keep kicking people down based on their skin color and not the content of their character.

[Anonymous No.53933954]

>>53933942
Good, I don't want to be your friend too and I find weddings boring. Glad that we understand each other.

[Anonymous No.53933966]

>>53933943
Sounds pretty racist to me, dude

[Anonymous No.53933970]

>>53933840
They are going to make Escape from L.A. real to thunderous applause.

[Anonymous No.53934002]

>>53933966
Yes, making everyone paying niggers for no reason is racist.

Like imaging being mexican(like 75% of ca) and looking at this lol

[Anonymous No.53934031]

>>53933942
All I need is you to pick me up at the airport

[Anonymous No.53934039]

>>53933808
I even fucked up and couldn't read. I use coco coir as the base substrate..It looked so dark I thought it was the soil. So now the mushrooms are big boys in the coco coir. Either way still already got some harvestable caps after barely two weeks. threw them into the dehydrator. When will the US legalize cocaine production?

[Anonymous No.53934043]

ASTS got ATT doing their shilling for them now pic related.

[Anonymous No.53934044]

>>53933943
But we all have seen the “content of their character”

[Anonymous No.53934056]

>>53934044
Thats talking about everyone else who pays taxes has to put up with this shit.

[Anonymous No.53934064]

>>53934031
Only if you give me sloppy toppy on the way

[Anonymous No.53934092]

It's natural to question the purpose of our lives, even after achieving external success. However, it's important to realize that fulfillment and purpose are subjective, and what brings meaning to one person may not apply to another. Instead of solely focusing on external achievements, explore your personal values, passions, and interests to determine what truly matters to you.

For example, if you value creativity, consider pursuing a hobby or career that allows you to express yourself artistically. If you're passionate about helping others, explore volunteer opportunities or consider working in a field that aligns with your values. Alternatively, if you find joy in connecting with others, make an effort to build meaningful relationships with loved ones or seek out community groups that share your interests.

Remember that purpose can evolve and change over time, and it's okay to experiment with different paths to find what brings you fulfillment. By pursuing what you love and aligns with your values, you can create a life that brings you happiness and a sense of purpose.

[Anonymous No.53934094]

>>53933898
>most people don't even watch Fed conferences
While watching the real time market charts, so incredibly exciting and interesting, far moreso than any Hollywood movie with well done 3D!

[Anonymous No.53934128]

After the excitement of yesterday (high winds and two power outages) today is boring as hell. Thank god. But on the flip side; I got to WFH yesterday due to the storm so hey I got to relive the Covid good times least for one day again anyway. (Was getting paid to WFH daily)

[Anonymous No.53934160]

>>53933898
It just looks,so comfy though. The people in the picture don’t seem broke. Those guys don’t look like the type to ask you to spot them $50 until next payday. Maybe the key is to not give the impression you have more money then them.

[Anonymous No.53934172]

>>53933847
Are women dying their hair black because of the Kardashians?

[Anonymous No.53934195]

>>53934128
The oldest remaining local restaurant's sign got blown down here yesterday. The wind was blowing straight south to north and hit it hard broad side. It usually tends to blow more west to easterly, especially during tornadic conditions. We had a watch yesterday, but no warning. I bet your stocks did pretty ok yesterday. Most probably did a little over 1% but some might have hit 4 or 5. I haven't checked, just guessing.

[I am aware spoilers do not work on /biz/ No.53934198]

>>53934172
…
people can be born with black hair

[Anonymous No.53934213]

>>53931261
Wasn't it a defaulting German textile maker that kicked off the 1931 collapse of the Weimar Republic?

[Anonymous No.53934217]

>>53930001
The bottom hasnt happened yet. Waiting for september

[Anonymous No.53934223]

>>53934160
That's the way you do it. Act like your broke as hell. When really your loaded with green. I don't tell anyone I've got green. I don't flash it either (high end clothes, car,etc). I'm just an average joe co-worker and that's how I like it.

[Anonymous No.53934229]

>>53930047
WMT has a huge moat ans was literally built on jewing suppliers for better margins
t. Wagie with 80 shares

[Anonymous No.53934233]

Why is there no uranium futures?

[Anonymous No.53934238]

>>53934172
I am more interested in that book on the coffee table. Does our girl own a gun?

[Anonymous No.53934240]

>>53934233
Corner the uranium futures market anon!

[Anonymous No.53934251]

Think SQQQ will breach 55 again?

[Anonymous No.53934261]

>>53934213
It was an austrian bank, you retard

[Anonymous No.53934265]

>>53932431
>Sure we'll pay everyone a million dollars
>wink
>economy enters hyperinflation, its almost enough for a pack of smokes

[Anonymous No.53934274]

>>53933042
There isn't one single yield curve people look at for this, but all the big ones have been inverted for some time (which means it's not just a couple days blip, so they're sending a signal). That means trouble a few months or quarters from now.

Historically, the shit really hits the fan when they uninvert.

[Anonymous No.53934287]

>>53934233
I have no actual idea, but it occurred to me as being possible that the government essentially dictates the prices on it. One way or another, it's likely under very strict controls.

[Anonymous No.53934296]

>>53934274
>That means trouble a few months or quarters from now.

[Anonymous No.53934301]

>NASDAQ goes up almost 2% yesterday

Is it over? Are we finally healing?

[Anonymous No.53934302]

>>53934274
That was my thesis too. Whats the average lead time after? Couple weeks?

[Anonymous No.53934318]

>>53934092
>just stands there posting text
come on dude, do something already
>tiktok
oh CCP propaganda

[Anonymous No.53934333]

>>53934301
Nonsense intra-week reversals built entirely on hope are emblematic of the quintessential bear market psychology.

[Anonymous No.53934342]

are penny stocks the only thing i can swing trade if i only have a couple hundred to burn?
>t.poorfag

[Anonymous No.53934344]

>>53934318
tiktok is unironically going to lead to the downfall of western civilization. CCP can basically hack into most American normies phones now. no one even cares, everyone is oblivious to their terms of service. it's fucking wild, i hate how dumb everyone is.

[Anonymous No.53934348]

>>53934342
You can also do cheap and ridiculously risky options, if you can get approved

[Anonymous No.53934362]

>>53934344
What about Discord?

[Anonymous No.53934365]

>>53934342
>>53934348
the only options i do are covered calls on my retirement account. yes boring but i know my gambling ways will lead me to lose my shirt if i start fucking with options outside of safe shit lol.

[Anonymous No.53934384]

Is it always a bad idea to hold through a reverse split?

[Anonymous No.53934386]

>>53933804
Faggot mods banned me thats why

[Anonymous No.53934387]

>>53934261
Nah, Nordwolle taking down Danat is what I was thinking of; that caused the bank holidays.

Sauce: https://www.amazon.com/1931-Debt-Crisis-Rise-Hitler/dp/0198816197/

[Anonymous No.53934398]

>>53934233
Uh, guys, there absolutely are uranium futures: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/metals/other/uranium.html

Now *enriched* uranium on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.53934412]

>>53934302
Well aside from the NBER asspull, it's not like there's one single start date for recessions either. Various sectors roll over, slowdowns in one area or country start hitting others, it's a process.

>>53934296
Exactly, it's a problem for future /smg/. For now we buy buy buy!

[Anonymous No.53934417]

>>53934387
>Burdened by the troubled legacy of its recent acquisitions, the Creditanstalt declared on 11 May 1931 that it was unable to publish its financial statements for 1930, immediately triggering panic. At that time, it represented 27 percent of the Austrian banking sector's total assets, a sum equivalent to 16 percent of the country's GDP, so that there was no option to have it absorbed by another larger banks as had been done with Unionbank in 1927 and Bodencreditanstalt in 1929. This was one of the first major bank collapses that initiated the Great Depression.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creditanstalt

[Anonymous No.53934420]

>>53934342
If you're that poor, you're almost definitely better off focusing on your income - getting a degree or better job or something. Maybe do a paper trading account if you want investing as a hobby.

[Anonymous No.53934421]

>>53934398
Kek there's literally no volume, so there effectively is no uranium futures. Checkmate, libtard.

[Anonymous No.53934423]

>>53934342
if your broker allows, you can buy fractions of stocks. A stock's value has no bearing on the percentages it swings (see TSLA and NVDA)

[Anonymous No.53934432]

>>53934296
>>53934398
>>53934412
How do I short physical /smg/ futures? We're all frens here but I absolutely don't want to take delivery of you faggots

[Anonymous No.53934443]

>>53934421
True, but I think that's because it's like bonds - all the action is done off the exchanges with suppliers and utilities negotiating contracts. Then the CME sets an index price EOD or something.

[Anonymous No.53934445]

>>53934432
Just buy lean /smg/ futures

[Anonymous No.53934453]

>>53934417
Right, the formula is someone picking up, say, Credit Suisse while exposed to Peek & Cloppenburg's bad debt. Then things get spicy.

[Anonymous No.53934471]

>>53934453
P&C is tiny. Stop wasting my time

[Anonymous No.53934480]

>>53934384
No, something like SOXS or UVXY might do tons of reverse splits. But they're not particularly bad bets right around those dates.

[Anonymous No.53934481]

>>53933931
Interesting. Lol this shit might actually pump with the Nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.53934496]

>>53934471
Look, I'm just saying when I hear "Germany's largest fashion retailer insolvent" I start expecting new German chancellors. Men with far-thinking ideas for the future.

[Anonymous No.53934515]

>>53934362
in all honesty, i don't know. are they similar in regards to their ToS and are from china? all i know is that discord is for trannies so i've never used it. i've never used tiktok either but i've seen videos like from joe rogan talking about how crazy the ToS is from them and yet everyone still uses it.

[Anonymous No.53934598]

>>53934515
Discord is a closed source chat program in the US with iirc Israeli connections and NSA/DoD seed funding

[Anonymous No.53934600]

>>53934496
We can go further left.

[Anonymous No.53934631]

>>53932684
No amount of gibs will ever be enough. This isn't about reparations this is about a convenient excuse for other means.

[Anonymous No.53934683]

>>53934631
The world runs on debt.

[Anonymous No.53934716]

>>53934631
This is about widespread mental illness due to the inability of evolution to keep up with the speed of technological progress. Mass mania. Literally society itself has gone insane.

[Anonymous No.53934728]

Passing on a message for you guys, from Samantha
(TODO: get her to fucking hate crypto)

[Anonymous No.53934738]

>>53934631
Also
>Marshall Plan laid the groundwork for the Bretton Woods System
>Which would later fail and only be corrected by moving to fiat from gold
HMMMM

[Anonymous No.53934768]

>>53934728
She loves thrilling, bold moves. She's a high risk, high reward kinda gal.

You tell her about crypto she might just make her own coin.

[Anonymous No.53934826]

>>53934432
You’ve just been assigned and I will be crashing on your couch.

[Anonymous No.53934872]

>>53931377
>he's the smartest fund manager.
Thomas Lee is a Managing Partner and the Head of Research at Fundstrat Global Advisors. He does not manage a fund, he is a ANALyst.

[Anonymous No.53934894]

>>53934728
You tell that gal, go fuck herself she is a degenerate gambler and needs to be unplugged.

[Anonymous No.53934900]

It is worth having an E*TRADE account just for the free full access to Bloomberg LIve. I know the /smg/ OP links has a feed for it, but it's that shitty one that has all the data surrounding the show window, and it's a lot lower res. The feeds on YouTube are different too, they do not have the full market day coverage and cut to little side shows and stuff periodically, and the other is the docs. The docs are breddy good too, but I like watching the rotating live global market coverage. After the US markets are done for the day the YT one goes totally to docs. I like the Hong Kong, Australian, and European shifts. I can feel the sun traveling around our ball during it all. Yvonne Man (she will always be a woman) is yummy too (I wonder if her middle name starts with a U?). I am sure that David Ingles has sampled. If you just heard her talking you would think she is the whitest woman that could possibly be.

I am listening to their weekend docs in the background today while working stock screeners and researching company stats.

[Anonymous No.53934904]

I have never been in a stock I timed fairly well as I have done with BOIL. Now the question is when do I get out? Some literally who on here said he is sticking in it until mid to late march or early april. How do you know when to get out of a stock in general? When there is consecutive down days with no bounces?

[Anonymous No.53934909]

>>53934894
But I trained her to be a degenerate gambler! That's what I want

[Anonymous No.53934912]

>>53934728
Thanks, I hate it.

[Anonymous No.53934937]

>>53934904
BOIL is not a stock. You are purchasing units in a partnership. Hope you enjoy k-1s

[Anonymous No.53934946]

>>53934904
If it bounces off either a 38% or 50% upside retracement as resistance of that previous long downward trend on the Daily Chart, with no signs of being able to continue upward, then it will have exhausted its momentum and its time to take profit. Might take a while though, problem is BOIL is not a long term hold due to rebalancing. You should have bought UNG for long term holding, BOIL is for quick leveraged scalps.

[Anonymous No.53934953]

>>53934904
When I trend trade, I set my TP at 1.0x ATR and my SL at 1.5x ATR for most assets. The position size should scale to 2% losses at most. This gives a trend time to do its thing.
When you hit TP, you sell half and move the SL to breakeven (or your entry point). That way youve taken money off the table and secured some profits. You are guaranteed a win at this point, now its just a matter of how much.
Ideally you'll have several small wins and losses that negate eachother and 2 or 3 big wins (10-20%) per year per ticker you trade

[Anonymous No.53934979]

sex with the following:
-elizabeth olsen
-sarah michelle gellar
-natalie portman
nothing further at this time.

[Anonymous No.53934984]

>>53934946
>If it bounces off either a 38% or 50% upside retracement as resistance of that previous long downward trend on the Daily Chart
As in 0.382, the fib levels?
Is there a way to forecast how far something goes when it breaks to ATHs or ATLs?

[Anonymous No.53934991]

>>53934946
> problem is BOIL is not a long term hold due to rebalancing.
Forgot that was a thing. I just threw in my tax refund and saw that it was doing well so if I fuck it up by staying too long then it won't too bad of a loss.

>>53934953
Yeah that sounds like the preferred way to do it. I don't care for trying to time and go all in on "the big one" like some baggies do with other meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.53935008]

>>53934900
i like etrade as my primary after-tax broker, IRA, checking, savings, and trust accounts for my neices/nephews and don't watch bloomberg. go for it, you might even like it. i do keep a TDA account mostly for chart watching, but only have a small amount there

[Anonymous No.53935009]

>one thread
Is the stock market ded?

[Anonymous No.53935013]

>>53934904
Im that anon - my premise for holding until April is that by april the future prices peak and level off as the market responds to fremont exporting excess. However as I am buying a house soon I will be liquidating my option on LNG so I have more liquidity while getting house back into shape.

[Anonymous No.53935048]

>>53932431
Why did california turned from a based state to a gay tranny nigger state? I blame hippies and liberal arts being a thing in universities

[Anonymous No.53935074]

>>53934953
>/NG futures gap down Sunday night, ruining your "stop loss" on BOIL come Monday morning
Heh, nothing personnel kid.

[Anonymous No.53935078]

>>53935008
I am presently only actually *using* Robinhood because I have such a very small amount to invest and I like fractional shares, 1.5% on my cash, and round up contributions on debit card purchases (I do very, very little buying but am trying to absolutely make the most of the little I have), but will start using my E*TRADE account if I can miraculously grow enough to start buying full shares. I might wind up splitting between them if I start doing more day trades, to double my number of trades per rolling 5 day period within PDT rules. I think TDA is going to be locked up once all the accounts get moved over to Schwab, which is sad because the Schwab site is pretty badly limited, and just terrible on mobile (there are no screeners on either the mobile site or app, and the mobile site doesn't scale at all on some pages).

[Anonymous No.53935090]

>>53934991
Its a marathon, not a race. I'd rather exit with a 6% win than a 30% loss or a chance at a 50% win. Theres always another opportunity and being consistent is good. Besides, if you did one trade a month that won 6%, thats a huge ROI every year (in terms of the trading capital, not the account).

Literally the way to win is just not lose. Be consistent.

[Anonymous No.53935108]

>>53935009
Yup

[Anonymous No.53935110]

>>53935074
Oh I mean in general, though I do have an active trade on SOXS Ive already taken profit on.
Amusingly, I accidentally bought 3 shares of UNG because I was testing something on my broker and its up 20%. However, its only a $4 gain which doesnt even offset the trading fees

[Anonymous No.53935117]

>>53932431
>Oh okay sure, now let me just deduct costs for violent crime, theft, property damage, incarceration, and social programs. Hmm. You actually owe us 3 trillion dollars.

[Anonymous No.53935123]

>>53932504
Yeah but they were natvies/mexicans

[Anonymous No.53935137]

>>53935048
Reagan's amnesty, the Clinton defense cuts driving off a lot of red-tilted middle class types in the defense industry, and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_California_Proposition_187 being struck down.

[Anonymous No.53935151]

>>53935117
Really can't see them having that cash on hand. And they're not the most reliable when it comes to payment plans. So perhaps some sort of corvee, labor compensation system is in order?

[Anonymous No.53935159]

>>53935151
EBT:2

[Anonymous No.53935162]

>>53934937
Do I have to do taxes with a K-1 form if I only buy options?

[Anonymous No.53935167]

>>53935117
>social credit system but its racist and antisemitic
Sign me up

[Anonymous No.53935172]

my linked in has been pretty spicy lately. i work in the bay area and its just full of roasties begging for jobs

[Anonymous No.53935182]

>>53934984
Yes.

To forecast future movements after ATHs, you can use the ATR combined with standard deviation channels.

[Anonymous No.53935195]

>>53935159
Well obviously. We'd bring them where the work is, provide basic housing and some simple food...

[Anonymous No.53935198]

>>53935172
H1B's have something like 2 weeks to find another job or theyre kicked out....Though maybe not in ca

[Anonymous No.53935200]

>>53935172
>Yeah I got a job for you right here, sweetie

[Anonymous No.53935231]

>>53935172
I saw one claim a few weeks ago that most of those people that were laid off were quickly absorbed into other tech companies and so everything was fine. I knew that was bullshit. I am sure it happened for many, but far from most, and they just exaggerated that as fuel for their hand wave attempt.

[Anonymous No.53935241]

>>53935198
no its 3 weeks every where
>>53935231
maybe the ones with actual technical skills. and they probably are getting paid 20 cents on the dollar on top of it

[Anonymous No.53935243]

>>53935200
Kek like a blow job haha

[Anonymous No.53935251]

>>53935172
you know what to do Biz. Send this one back to her mud hut

[Anonymous No.53935266]

>>53935251
b-but she has a masters in business of fashion!!
we need her here

[Anonymous No.53935271]

>>53935241
Oh its 3? I knew it was hilariously short.

[Anonymous No.53935282]

>>53935162
>Do I have to do taxes with a K-1 form if I only buy options?
No. Those are considered section 1256 contracts and get the beneficial tax treatment being considered as 60% longterm gains - assuming your trades generate profit.

[Anonymous No.53935284]

>>53935271
3 weeks too long in my opinion. Time to redeem back to India bhenchod

[Anonymous No.53935290]

>>53935266
I like the one where she says "unpaid overtime" for a salaried position lmao.

last one unless you guys are enjoying this

[Anonymous No.53935294]

>>53935282
>60% longterm gains
I thought that 60/40 LT/ST gimmick was only for >futures. You're saying that applies to options on K-1 ETFs too?

[Anonymous No.53935308]

>>53935290
I'm enjoying the schadenfreude. Girlbosses about to start learning about anchor babies.

[Anonymous No.53935313]

Does the degeneracy and entitlement of modern women know any bounds?

[Anonymous No.53935336]

>>53935313
We need to start raising rates and tackle this rampant runaway hoeflation that's been going on unchecked for decades now.

[Anonymous No.53935347]

>>53935290
I am, I enjoy the suffering of those who get what they fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.53935366]

>>53935347
Nooo, bro, don't you see. She applied to 5 whole jobs *every single day* for like a *whole month*.

She had to face 195 rejections for 5 interviews. That's world class disappointment nobody has had to go through before.

[Anonymous No.53935373]

>>53935294
>You're saying that applies to options on K-1 ETFs too?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.53935409]

>>53935366
Yeah, its not like your application is literally binned by hr for being a white guy or anything oh nono

[Anonymous No.53935412]

>>53935282
Sweet. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.53935467]

guys we got robbed of her googleversary post >:(

[Anonymous No.53935489]

>>53935290
Moar please.

[Anonymous No.53935491]

>>53935467
finding these posts is just pissing me off at this point
IM NOT EVEN LOOKING FOR WOMEN. why are they like this.
endless fucking essays about their lives and how they feel. no one gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.53935492]

tell me what the stock market is going to do next week chuds

[Anonymous No.53935505]

>>53930194
>and bj demons
STOP, SHE IS NOT THE SLOPPY BJ DEVIL....

[Anonymous No.53935508]

>>53935467
>Looking forward to her 1 year "googleversary"
>For quite literally every day
Maybe she should've focused on her fucking work.

[Anonymous No.53935524]

>>53935492
Well these guys fucked up their forecast last week so I'd expect a total market collapse.

[Anonymous No.53935527]

>>53935492
more extreme whiplash around stupid imaginary predetermined resistance lines

in other words: poop

[Anonymous No.53935540]

>>53935508
>programmatic media specialist
im guessing that means she schedules the official google account tweets

[Anonymous No.53935580]

>>53935524
>>53935527
ok thank you chuds. I conclude /smg/ sentiment is bearish. I will tell my boyfriend Chad to buy calls on monday.

[Anonymous No.53935606]

>>53935492
The market could go up, down, or sideways. Bulls will be looking for momentum to the upside breaking key resistance. Bears will be looking for momentum to the downside breaking key support. Crabs will be looking for false breakouts that return to the center. If price breaks key support, prices could move lower. If price breaks key resistance, prices could move higher. If price fails to break, it will move sideways. Traders will be watching key levels next week for more information.

[Anonymous No.53935625]

>>53935492
We will crab a bit up, and a bit down.

[Anonymous No.53935626]

>>53935606
this was very good and articulate

[Anonymous No.53935633]

>>53935606
you should be on twitter

[Anonymous No.53935646]

>>53935606
Excuse me, please do not provide such detailed financial advice ITT or I will be forced to report you to the SEC.

[Anonymous No.53935676]

>>53935606
I like the crab economy,

[Anonymous No.53935719]

>>53933896
>>53933943
idiots
revolutions are what happens when jews take over your country
all the other narratives are bullshit propaganda

[Anonymous No.53935747]

>>53933898
Learn to mine coal bitch.

[Anonymous No.53935782]

>>53935492
Next week crab
Week after sell off
Week after kangaroo around FOMC but end flat

[Anonymous No.53935812]

>>53935313
>Does the degeneracy and entitlement of modern women know any bounds?
You think women were amy different in the past? Matter of fact you think women were loyal during ww1? I mean the milk man meme came from somewhere. Remember this anon throughout history while men were out fighting wars women were out getting the back blown out the monarchies who use to stay behind

[Anonymous No.53935821]

>>53935508
>>53935540
She didn't have work to do bro.

[Anonymous No.53935824]

>>53932431
Wait until they find out only a very specific group of niggers will be getting the reparations. There will be a chimp out just over the fact not all blacks in the state will get money.

[Anonymous No.53935825]

[Anonymous No.53935838]

Imagine working on the weekends and holidays as a part time.

[Anonymous No.53935849]

>>53935825
love looking at the thumbnails just for laughs from some of these doomers

[Anonymous No.53935876]

>>53935606
This describes everything you ever take away from financial news outlets like Bloomberg, CNBC, Fox Business, etc.

[Anonymous No.53935878]

>>53935838
This would actually be nice because I find my one complaint I have about work is that it is during market hours. Not just market hours though. If you need to see the dentist or get a check up or do some recycling, literally anything that isn't eating out or getting groceries, working monday-friday normal hours generally requires you to take time off.

[Anonymous No.53935885]

>>53935825
>>53935849
I'm a Bobo but this shit looks cringe. Guess these youtubers are just click baiters that get money through ads and patreon. Bet they have some bullshit early access exclusive news if you give him 100 bucks a month.

[Anonymous No.53935897]

>>53935231
>le that were laid off were quickly absorbed
They tried making that cope for the first few lays off from twitter. Now they dont even bother saying anything.

[Anonymous No.53935953]

>>53935897
Yeah from what I've seen, a lot of these tech trannies salaries were so bloated that they were able to essentially save enough money to go where I've seen many of them claim they are going to take a year or so off of work.

[Anonymous No.53935984]

>>53935953
Some were doing quite well and probably have stock options which are still good even with the drop in prices. But most of the ones posted here werent coders of any kind. Its all that extra fluff on the sides that no one really needed.

[Anonymous No.53936148]

>>53935953 >>53935984
Was there any insight into which departments at these tech companies did layoffs? My company laid off 15% of our workforce, but only 3 of those were in the engineering department. TWTR is the extreme case obviously, but it may be very true that the useless jobs really were cut.

[Anonymous No.53936166]

>>53936148
It was some engineering departments I think. Maybe 10% were there. Rest were HR, sales, customer service, other meme organization departments.

[Anonymous No.53936218]

good afternoon lads
right this way to the new thread:

>>53936212
>>53936212
>>53936212
>>53936212

[Anonymous No.53936273]

>>53936218
wow nice this was not a trap

[Anonymous No.53936300]

>>53936273
>trap
which, btw, are gay.