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>invents bitcoin
>thinks bitcoin can do well without his involvement
>accepts he was wrong
>comes back and saves bitcoin
Is he the most based man of modern times?

>> No.53924646

Yes

>> No.53924650

>>53924633
yup

>> No.53924681

>>53924633
starts screaming
>I WAS A BAD FUCKING HUSBAND
wiping fake tearson the stand when asked if he recognized his own signature in a court case he lost

SO BASED

>> No.53924700
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>>53924633

>> No.53924862

>>53924646
>>53924650
Current moment
>fud bitcoin to have maximum price 0f $5k to $10k
Truth:
>millions
What a legend

>> No.53924890
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53924890

>he doesn’t know

>> No.53924923

I think it would be less damaging to bitcoin, and crypto more generally as a concept, if it was revealed that satoshi was a downs syndrome window licking midget with a scat fetish, than if it turned out to have really been creg all along.

>> No.53924925

>>53924633
Bitcoin will always be KING

>> No.53925064

>>53924923
It's almost universally agreed that if bitcoin was a cia op complete with backdoors and geotracking that it's still better than it was created by the victim of a random act of wifi pineapple violence.

Of course Hal's head is frozen, so we won't get a "lol gay" from him until they cure cancer.

>> No.53925078

>>53924633
BSV went to $36 yesterday FML

>> No.53925389

>>53925078
Look through the price, price is irrelevant.

>> No.53925699

>>53925389
>price is irrelevant.
this is the most pathetic bsvfag cope of all time

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>>53925389
lmao bare naked cope

>> No.53927782
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>plan to save bitcoin after you realized you fucked up
>start patenting every fucking aspect of the blockchain you could ever imagine to make sure no one can use your system for anything fraudulent
>make deals with corporations and governments
>tell the truth about bitcoin in the meanwhile
>everyone thinks you're a lying sick of shit
>just telling the truth
>after all the court cases won about inventing bitcoin there's not a bit of a thought you're not satoshi
>every shitcoin ever made will finally collapse to zero and the only one standing will be bitcoin bsv
>/biz/ niggers seething this can't be happening
Sorry pajeets, but that's how it's going to be and you're all going to be absolutely STIFFED.

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>>53927782
And by the way, this post is a couple years old already, you should listen to him.

>> No.53927820

>>53924633
>>53924646
>>53924650
>>53924681
>>53924925
>>53925389
>>53927782
new bounty just dropped?

>> No.53927847

>>53927782
>all the court cases won

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>>53927820
Nice you're interested, you see, bitcoin was always meant to scale, not to be chained by the kikes to 7tps, it scaled big before jews got eyes on it and ripped it off. Know your history and don't ever, in any circumstance trust the jew.

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>>53927847
Give me all the court cases he has not won.
>there is none

>> No.53927989

>>53924633

I thought Hunter Biden invented BTC?! I am so confused.

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>>53927989
Haha very funny. Satoshi is this nazi guy who wants to terminate every living jew on this plant without hesitation. If you resist him, you will be the jew.

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>>53927989
Oh and sorry, BTC has nothing to do with bitcoin.

>> No.53928074

>>53924633
Who?

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>>53928074
Crazy stiff man from mexico