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>> No.53923393

RIP in piss and poo Bobo

>> No.53923415
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Seems like you guys got hooked

>> No.53923430
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>> No.53923431
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FIRST

>> No.53923437

The ETN. The specifications. They will learn. Hahahaha

>> No.53923443

>>53923437
Actually, they probably won't learn. lol. (they'll lose everything)

>> No.53923449

>>53923415
Fucking oil bros. We are pumping into the sun

>> No.53923452
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>>53923415
> tik tok

>> No.53923458
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$SJIM
$SJIM
$SJIM
$SJIM

>> No.53923464

I’ve never seen a crabbing market like this week’s.
Even SOXL is moving less than +/-1%

What a cock tease.

>> No.53923468

>>53923387
Fuck you this one was first. Migrate.
>>53923325
>>53923325
>>53923325

>> No.53923470

Appfel is a 150USD stable coin.

>> No.53923469
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>>53923452
michael pls

>> No.53923478
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They're going to rug pull you faggots so hard.

>> No.53923479
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>>53923468
Suck my penis.

>> No.53923480
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53923480

BUY RYCEY! They had great earnings. toruism is booming, military spending is up.

>> No.53923489

test

>> No.53923495

>>53923489
welcome to 4chan
get out while you can

>> No.53923506
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Welp got a WFH day due to severe storm heading this way. Hey works for me. I'll kick back and "do nothing" as always right from my comfy home office. (or not; the only stipulation was to keep my phone handy so it don't much mater where I am in the house to be honest)

>> No.53923508

>>53923468
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

>> No.53923509
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>>53923480
name a more kino fighter (pro tip: you can't)

>> No.53923510

PLEASE give me one final green dildo so my calls are in the money, I need cash for hookers tonight

>> No.53923514
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What are some good stocks for women to invest in?

>> No.53923522

>Buying a ticker shilled in /smg/ that is up 30% within a month

I've made this mistake before and I wont make it again.

>> No.53923526
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>>53923478
WTF DUDE NOT COOL

>> No.53923536

>>53923509
i dunno. maybe MESSERSCHMITT 109? i am still fresh to the warplane fandom. i was really fond of disneys talespin in my youth.

>> No.53923541

>>53923478
Baggie you're a kike but sometimes you're pretty funny. I'd let you be the accountant in my consentration camp

>> No.53923555

>>53923509
Probably not a fighter jet, but I like the idea of a plane being designed as a turret with wings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

>> No.53923557

>>53923514
ditzy gfs make for good practice gfs as long as they know their place and that you are their intellectual superior

>> No.53923558

>>53923514
women are actually retarded

>> No.53923560

>>53923514
Good god our education system is fucking busted.

>> No.53923564
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>>53923522
Good, you're learning.
>>53923514
>like
>like
>like
>like
>like

>> No.53923565

i'm confused about rocker's dream yesterday. how could natalie portman be his jewfu? wouldn't she just be his fu? unless he's not actually jewish, which is a crime to impersonate

>> No.53923575
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53923575

CRBP bros? We won.

>> No.53923583

What do we make of the services PMI data?

>> No.53923584

When do I start buying FAZ for the eventual financial collapse?

>> No.53923585
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reminder that mike wilson said 4800 for next year

>> No.53923591

>>53923514
For someone who doesn't like talking she sure as shit doesn't know how to shut the fuck up

>> No.53923593

>>53923514
She's got a nice pair on her. Imagine sucking on those babies or them wrapped round your cock.

>> No.53923594

Welp, I am going to buy 200 shares of INTCnow and go on with my life.

>> No.53923595
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WTF I've actually been doing my job today and not paying attention. What in the fuck is going on?

>> No.53923604
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And people say that (((they))) aren't real.

>> No.53923611

>>53923514
the unfortunate thing is that because she's so hot no-one will ever pull her up on her idiocy

>> No.53923615

>>53923514
I still like like her

>> No.53923629

>>53923595
we took a vote and there's no more goblinaposting
also melt up

>> No.53923632

>>53923595
Treasuries are getting slurped. Inflation was transitory. Rate hikes cancelled.

>> No.53923633

>>53923615
like can she go like more than like 6 words without saying like?

>> No.53923649

yeah im thinking sell today

>> No.53923651
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>>53923594
Cool, bro
>>53923575
>UK man
Oh no no no

>> No.53923653
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>tranny tech up 1.25%
>SOXL down

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SQQQ holders, how are you doing today?

>> No.53923670

>>53923633

Likeable people like a lot.

>> No.53923672

>>53923611

nothing makes me happier than destroying hot girl egos

>> No.53923687

>>53923670
i dunno, it comes off as being retarded, but maybe she's not retarded and she's just latinx.

>> No.53923690

>>53923611
She's a B with daddy's cash.

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>>53923629
Can I post AI big titty grannies?

>> No.53923707

>>53923666
KOLD anon was telling people to buy SQQQ on Wednesday. You can't always win I guess. I still respect him for his KOLD trade tho

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>>53923706
Don't see why it would be an issue

>> No.53923726

>>53923706
i'd say you're almost obligated to

>> No.53923731
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>>53923514
Unironically what did she mean by that?

>> No.53923734

>>53923615
Yeah I mean obviously, still would without a second thought

>> No.53923736

There it is, easy 450 points in 2 days, DAX king of the stock market.

Insteaf of 2:1 it's now 1:1. Dax goes up 230, dow 260

Fuckin burgers.

>> No.53923743

>>53923653
Iran just yesterday found the 2nd largest supply of lithium in the world.

>> No.53923770

>>53923666
I bought into SQQQ near open and will continue to DCA over the coming month. Yes, I will hold SQQQ for longer than a day.
>inb4 redditors talking about decay or whatever gay bullshit

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>>53923743
>Iran just yesterday found the 2nd largest supply of lithium in the world.
When do we send in the military?

>> No.53923775

Where can I read or listen to fomc members' speeches?

>> No.53923786

>>53923743
looks like some oppressed Iranians are in need of some democracy and liberation.

>> No.53923787

>>53923775
Bostic is supposed to speak today but I can't find shit

>> No.53923793

>>53923743
>this post did not originate in Tel Aviv
> it was not routed through Haifa
>it is totally unbiased.

>> No.53923795
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4 /smg/s

>> No.53923824

>>53923514
I mean like won't anyone gimme name? Come on bros, I've suffered enough

>> No.53923829

So whats the next big event that could shake up the market? every time Jpow speaks is a given but what else?

>> No.53923835

>>53923666
dunno about SQQQ trannies but SOXS still green for me. AVGO earnings just wasn't enough to get ppl to guy at the top in semis I guess.

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>>53923795
Need to pump those numbers

>> No.53923847
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Bulls get the rope

>> No.53923848

>>53923829
next friday

>> No.53923854

>>53923771
they need democracy

>> No.53923856

Good thing I switched to team Mumu yesterday. I'm going to hold JEPI for a while. Will we get the big crash after this next top? Or are we literally no landing?

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>>53923843
we used to be a thread. a real thread

>> No.53923865

>>53923829
thursday jpow gives semi-annual report to senate banking commitee, friday is jobs

>> No.53923866

Hol up, is it actually that easy? Just slurp every dip on oil/gas stocks since they always recoil back up? Literally look them up, they are hovering at ATH, with any bad news bringing them down a bit, and then when oil pumps 0.5% they jump like crazy... fuckin hell, should have listened to my mum :(

>> No.53923874

When you think about it investing in Intel is the best thing you can do to take computers back from the chinks

>> No.53923885

>>53923874
FAKE MELT UP
DUMP SOON
BUY SOXS

>> No.53923891

>>53923594
I knew one of you fags was already on it.

>> No.53923892
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>>53923775

>> No.53923894

>>53923666
still green but might sell

>> No.53923898

>>53923866
>ust slurp every dip on oil/gas stocks since they always recoil back up?
Sometimes it really is that easy. Turns out $80 is quite profitable.

>> No.53923907

>>53923874
I don't think whether or not I decide to invest in them has any bearing on whether or not they stop sucking

Some nonsense about throwing money after bad money or something like that.

>> No.53923908

>>53923885
Smells like money to me

>> No.53923918

>>53923874
>take computers back from the chinks
>Give it to the Jews
Ok.

>> No.53923928

>>53923770
Yes. People who say it never makes sense to hold leveraged ETFs for the long term are just wrong.

>> No.53923933

>>53923824
been thinking about puts a few months out on KWEB. the emperor is sick of the internet tech vassals. off with their heads.

>> No.53923936

>>53923918
Oi vey goy, don't spoil the plan. Pat Gelsinger is Q.
Who cares? Just get the shit away from China, make them make their own chips.

>> No.53923944

>>53923874
I'd rather not have my money tied up in pajeet hands

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>>53923514
Some women might be good investors

>> No.53923960

>>53923944
How in the fuck is Intel Pajeet?

>> No.53923963

>>53923936
>make them make their own chips.
That would be cool, but didn't Israeltel renege on their Ohio fab?

>> No.53923982

>>53923963
Once you see the Arizona Fab, Ohio will look like an insurance fraud scam. INTC to $30 by April.
You didn't hear from me.

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Why are you not day trading AI right now? Let me guess you """need""" more

>> No.53923989

DUMP ALREADY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.53923997
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>>53923953

>> No.53924002
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ntdoy bottomed. my bags are packed

>> No.53924004

>>53923988
>CLOSE, CANDLE 1: 20.95
>OPEN, CANDLE 2: 25.50
WHERE ARE THE SECRET CANDLES

>> No.53924009

LOOK AT ME!
I'M IN TATTERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Y5J0ka4_k

>> No.53924012

>>53923982
Well, with their history of shitty end user experience I won't be buying, but best of luck.

>> No.53924017
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>Tony Dwyer says the Bulls are actually Bears, and the Bears are actually bulls

>> No.53924026

>>53924012
I'll buy for you. EZPZ

>> No.53924032
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>>53923960
the head of engineering was a streetshitter who eventually got fired. when you see an american tech company start to decline, it's an absolute guarantee that h1b jeets are a part of the problem.

someone mentioned intel going the way of ibm, and i can see that happening. the govt will keep it alive with gibs to save face and counter china, but it will be a shell of its former self.

>> No.53924036

>>53924004
Sorry, goys aren't allowed to see those

>> No.53924040

>>53924017
Well the market always front-runs the economy. Right now the market is crabbing at the bottom (on a weekly/monthly scale, not today), but the economy is crabbing at the top. Once the economy starts going down, the market will start going up. There have been Phd papers written on this phenomenon.

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>>53924032
Pat fired them all

>> No.53924042

>>53923989
What part of the generational lows being set last October and the incoming FED pause / pivot do you not understand?

>> No.53924048

>>53923997
Solid argument from based AI

>> No.53924055

NATGAS

>> No.53924057
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>>53923874
>to take computers back from the chinks

>> No.53924059

>>53923960
>>53924041
>>53924032

The whole industry is full of H1Bs. The rot is permanent

>> No.53924071

>>53924059
White man, we can win back our jobs

>> No.53924079

>>53924041
it's a start, but i won't buy intel until gelsinger looks healthy and well rested. every time i've seen him recently, he looks like he's about to drop dead from stress.

>> No.53924081

>>53924071
but I an't white tho. just anti pajeet

>> No.53924085

>>53924032
Thing about Intel is despite the node advancements from competitors AMD and Apple using TSMC tech Intel still makes the all out fastest CPUs. At the end of the day that's what people want. $THIS_YEAR needs to be faster than $LAST_YEAR and faster than $COMPETITOR. That's basically it. Intel is top dog and I don't see that changing with Meteor Lake die shrink on the horizon. INTC will rise again
>posted from my device with TSMC silicon inside

>> No.53924086

>>53924032
What about TXN?

>> No.53924089
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>>53924048
Simulating the 30:1 reverse split was also funny. I can make more. What would you ask or tell a die hard SOXL investor?

>> No.53924093

>>53924002
lol imagine ana dressed in a slutty princess peach cosplay... wouldn't that be weird lol

>> No.53924096

>>53923575
Ahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah

>> No.53924105

>>53924079
Working on making a CIRLCE form ARCs.
>>53924081
Ok, well take back the jobs to fuck over the pajeets
>>53924085
Pat is playing the long game that AMD doesn't see.

>> No.53924124

I shorted the bottom fml and its too late to go long

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>>53924124

>> No.53924141

>>53923575
oh lawd...

>>53924105
you can't. pajeet managers hired so many of their own clansmen. Can't get any experienced american engineers [MUH STEM = SOFTWARE] that an't boomers about to retire anyway. Chinks/Iranian are no touch now because of China/Russia-USA cold war so can't do that either.

>> No.53924143

>>53924093
lol hell yea weird af lol imagine you were dressed as mario haha and your dad was dressed as bowser lol and you dressed as mario watched your dad dressed as bowser start to kiss ana dressed as peach lol

>> No.53924144

>>53924089
Probably something from:
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while eliminating margin risks in a down.
In the last 9 years, SOXL has exploded over 170x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over and waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now

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>>53924139

>> No.53924174

>>53923514
She doesn’t know what her mouth is for

>> No.53924178

>>53924089
Btw that's fucking hilarious. If only the SOXL investor had a Lum avatar it would be complete

>> No.53924179

im sell side nasdaq.

send help

>> No.53924181

>>53924032
One of the buildings we clean is a massive company. They recently replaced the CEO, vice president, and a couple other senior executives, and holy shit they are retarded. They put a hiring freeze on all the labs despite they are very understaffed, the vice president constantly emails everyone to tell them they are overpayed by 30%, butchered their payed time off, refuses to spend money to replace broken equipment but spends a fuck ton of money on private catering and first class flights, and that's not even all of it. Even the executives in companies are getting more retarded. Pretty sad desu.

>> No.53924188

What do, bros?
Should I go balls deep on SOXL or wait until it dips under $10?

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>>53924178
Anon it is a Lum Avatar

>> No.53924198

>>53924188
Go balls deep

>> No.53924200

Is there a version of the S&P that doesn't include tesla?

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>>53924144

>> No.53924219

>>53924124
> too late to go long
S&P will be 5 digites in a year.

>> No.53924223

>>53924124
you are genuinely retarded

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>Look, female broker, it's not what you think.
>She was just the counter girl at Raising Cane's.
>I was only asking if they were going public at all.

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sold my SQQQ only made $800 instead of $3k yesterday. kind of pissed, but i don't want to bag hold this shit.

>> No.53924233

>>53923731
I think, if I can translate bimbo into English, that guys perpetually feel like they're in the "we're talking" phase and never get around to actually being in the "we're dating" phase and that frustrates her. I dunno though.

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>>53924190
Oh shit I zoomed in and couldn't tell. Okay it is perfect then. I'm ready for skynet to annihalate us all
>>53924205
If only SOXL_shill were still with us he'd probably shed a tear

>> No.53924257
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what the fuck is going on with tesla how do they just randomly drop yesterday then go back up with no news?

>> No.53924263

>>53924233
That actually makes sense, well done anon

>> No.53924273

>>53924257
there were news. lots of them.

>> No.53924279

>>53923795
bearish

>> No.53924284
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Lego chads win. Funko virgins BTFO’d.
Spend your dividends and gains wisely frens.

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I'm up almost 2% today

>> No.53924289

>>53924257
Altgos dumped TSLA on investor day news. LItereally programmed to buy the rumor and sell the news. The dump was irrational and now it's going back up. So there was news it was just a couple days ago

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BOIL chads

They tried to bury us

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>>53924200
It's hard to find any Index that includes large caps that doesn't have Tesla in it. SCHD?

>>53924236
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=5gflh2hxq4YUj_-jeRG_0qsK3ooLqAwM6CPdpZO-6a4

Here you can piss around with it. The site is meh but it is fun for shitpost harvesting.

>> No.53924299

I bought puts for 3/10

When do I get paid thx

>> No.53924305
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>>53924233
Makes sense being frustrated by lack of commitment.

>> No.53924306

>>53924293
um dilbert is a hate symbol

>> No.53924319
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53924319

>mfw TSLA investors talk about a rational market

Do they have any self awareness

>> No.53924324

>>53924293
how does Falling Down end
who wins the war

>> No.53924329
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>>53924297
Kek I like it already

>> No.53924335

Is this our suck me off top?

>> No.53924348
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>>53924284
FUNKO is the modern day beanie babies. worthless useless shit that will get obliterated in the coming own nothing revolution.

>> No.53924351

>>53924230
spoken like a true kpop fag (but I repeat myself)

>> No.53924354

>>53924233
>>53923731
guys want sex and not to commit, she meets fuckboys. That's probably what she means, but it's really embarassing that she can't at all explain it. Fetterman would do a better job.

>> No.53924367

>>53924348
lol, spoken like a fucken poplet.

>> No.53924376

>>53924306
He finally cracked.

>> No.53924377

i go to a lot of conventions/shows up here in funko land (washington) and the people who run funko reselling booths are just the most miserable bunch you've ever seen. some of them are actual junkies with open sores and shit

>> No.53924389

BOIL hodlers. congratulations my basterds.

>> No.53924391

is it time to jump in natgas finally?

>> No.53924398

>>53924324
Is this a Downfall joke?

>> No.53924397
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>>53924306
>dilbert is a hate symbol
>Dennis Rodman was a peace emissary to North Korea
>Kanye West is apparently Hitler
>Sean Penn is a fed
This timeline is wild.

>> No.53924399

I went all in on tesla with a x10 leverage. I think we are back guys

>> No.53924403

>>53924376
they should do a comic where dilbert goes postal and kills all the blacks and long noses in his office

>> No.53924411

I should have bought more BOIL

>> No.53924419

>>53924233
She's fuckable but probably extremely annoying to be around for some reason. Maybe repetitive use of the word "like". Communicating in cliches and catchphrases will wear on anybody's nerves after a while

>> No.53924421

>>53924389
i had to decide between SPY puts and buying BOIL this morning, guess which one i chose

>> No.53924423
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>>53924391
>fomo in after it's pumped nearly 50% in the past few weeks
Yes, perfect time to get in anon

>> No.53924426

Just sold my SPY puts at a loss, fuck this shit.

>> No.53924432

>>53924419
I reckon you could try to keep your dick in her mouth as much as possible so you wouldn't have to listen to her talk so much.

>> No.53924435

>>53924423
thats normal for commodities. if you bought BOIL at anytime in the last two months thinking "its dropped 50% it would be stupid to short" you would have been wrong.

>> No.53924438
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>>53924348
Most things designed to be “collectibles” rarely wind up being valuable in the long run.

>> No.53924441
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53924441

> NAT GAS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFGGGGGG

>> No.53924443

>>53924426
The baggie way! Want my bropinion? Everytime youre about to make a trade, do the exact inverse

>> No.53924449

>>53924032
>boeing autopolite software that caused the crash was designed by two street shitters

>> No.53924455

>>53924426
Smart move. SPY will be over 420 by end of month if not next week.

>> No.53924473

>>53924426
Inverse baggie ETF when

>> No.53924482

>>53924443
i never asked for your mother fucking opinion

>> No.53924486

>thot only wants to date chad
>chad only wants to casually fuck thots
who's in the wrong here?

>> No.53924487 [DELETED] 
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Soft landing just flew over my portfolio and it looks and smells like bull's SHIT.

>> No.53924493

I would like the market to dump now, please.

>> No.53924511
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>>53924329
SOXL INVESTOR NO!

>> No.53924515

Yeah I know I missed the train but why is nat gas pumping so hard? That's a commodity we have so much in surplus that I cannot understand why it is being sustained at such a level... unless of course it was manipulated by forced beyond my ken, but come on that's ridiculous

>> No.53924532

>>53924493
Won't happen. This is March Madness Rallye

>> No.53924548

>>53924515
russia said t hey wont repair nordstream. also biden said he is going to push "green" natural gas.

>> No.53924555

Okay im done looking. I closed every finance related tab and Im closing this one too. I dont care. I spent everything on SPDN and I've had the biggest 1 day portfolio loss of the last 6 months. I hate how punishing this is for people who are just trying to invest cautiously

>> No.53924557
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Im so bullish right now its insane

>> No.53924560
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>>53924532
>March Madness Rallye

>> No.53924563
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53924563

You're losing a lot of money right now aren't you bobo?
Close those puts bitch

>> No.53924562

USAC WTF YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK DOWN HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>> No.53924566

>>53924200
No but you long SP500 and short TSLA

>> No.53924568
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>>53924555
how the fuck are you red right now unless you are a braindead bobo

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>>53924493

>> No.53924574

>>53924438
Can't wait for the inevitable and mega-drepressing livestream of soi losers going around digging and diving in thrash to find these

>> No.53924584
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lets just have only green candles what a fucking clown day

>> No.53924588

We're healing

>> No.53924593
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>>53924563
The bear will be back. this is just the phase two for lower high before we drop lower.

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53924598

LONG OIL LONG TESLA LONG NAT GAS

>> No.53924616

>>53924555
Classic mistake trusting Direxion. Should have bought SH instead brought to you by Proshares™

>> No.53924629

>>53924568

Person 1:
>just trying to invest cautiously
Person 2:
>how the fuck are you red right now

Believe it or not, this was a real conversation on /biz/

>> No.53924631

>>53924293
We are unstoppable

>> No.53924639

It's not a bubble

>> No.53924647

This is a sucker's rally.

>> No.53924656
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>>53924629
why did you short the bottom of the rally to 500 anon

>> No.53924658
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53924658

This thread has been visited by the magical banking negro, Raphael Bostic. Stock market gains and a Fed pivot will come to you but only if you reply to this post with "Thank you Based Bostic".

THANK YOU BASED BOSTIC

>> No.53924673

>>53924647
See you at SPY 420 next week

>> No.53924675
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>>53924421
it's okay, i foresee portfolio gains for you next week

>> No.53924677

>>53924647
Only suckers are missing this suckers rally.

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>>53924658

>> No.53924685

>>53924673
440 by FOMC. Pivot is here. Summer pause, cuts by EoY.

>> No.53924692

>>53924593
>Yes we disbanded the Plunge Protection Team
>We created the Anti-Gravity Department, they're not at all the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qotZ8jdjFTw

>> No.53924696

Oil is heading to $150 . Its just a matter of time oil barons

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>>53924658
tybb

>> No.53924707
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Bonds rallying too.

>> No.53924722

>>53924658
PROMOTIONS

>> No.53924728
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>>53924658
Just sold some more covered calls on SENS. TYBB and thanks algos

>> No.53924733

one of the fakest and gayest days of the year

you should be selling today

>> No.53924734

Bought BOIL.
Get ready to dump, frens

>> No.53924735

lmao bobo

>> No.53924739

UKRAINE IS WINNING

THIS ECONOMY IS UNSTOPPABLE

INFLATION IS GOING DOWN

THERE IS PLENTY OF ACCESS TO CREDIT FOR MORE CONSUMING

I'm buying 0DTE calls here, fuck it I'll go to the clown world with ya.

>> No.53924742
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I'm still working on Samantha's personality.

>> No.53924744

>>53924733
absolutely true, would have been better if I just didn't open my broker today, or at least not in the morning (EU)

>> No.53924747

>>53924733
Ill be selling my 0DTE calls for 300% profit

>> No.53924750

>>53924734
You are supposed to buy before it pumps violently

>> No.53924755
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53924755

The market won't dump until I buy, and I'm not buying. You're all welcome.

>> No.53924757
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53924757

What is your loss gain situation YoY?
I'm down 6.7k on 95k invested

>> No.53924760

>>53924733
Alone the fact that we pumped 8:30 am EST /14:30 german time on nothing? On bad canada data?

>> No.53924763

>>53924733
Selling covered calls yeah

>> No.53924772

>>53923387
A

>> No.53924773
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53924773

I will fuck you with my rate hikes.

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>>53924739
Ok im not bullish anymore , baggie bought calls

>> No.53924778

I longed Unity

vidya oversold. addictions do well in recession

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>>53924755
Baggie already bought kek

>> No.53924790

>>53924486
I can't blame Chad, I'd do the same in his shoes

>> No.53924794

>>53924773
Harder, daddy

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>>53924739
Unironically isn't it amazing news if the market and economy keeps going despite increased rates? Like the only ones seething would be 0 interest trannys.

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Baggie bought at 4040 , its 4035 now

>> No.53924814

>>53924806
yeah you can buy here too and get a better cost average than me, and when it goes back up to 4200 we'll both be happy.

>> No.53924818

>>53924757
Up 24k on 104k invested

>> No.53924820

>>53924806
>he buys
>market immediately reverses

Pottery

>> No.53924824

TSLA is nearly fully recovered from the investor day doomp. That stock is truly retardproof. Don't think, just buy.

>> No.53924826

boil baggies i dont feel so good.

>> No.53924833

>>53924806
KWAB

>> No.53924834
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how we doin adxn boys

>> No.53924842

>>53924826
Healthy correction dont paperhand fomo fag

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>>53924818
Nice. Here is a bucket of wet girl for you
You deserved it

>> No.53924859

>>53924739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfOz5wC8SBE

>> No.53924860

i just FOMOd into BOIL

>> No.53924864
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>>53924739
it's another episode of baggot reverse position announcement (again) after it dumps he posts his deep underwater short floating back to surface (still in the red)

>> No.53924887

>>53924824
the whole market is?

>> No.53924892

>>53924855
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnrl0CfxM4Y

>> No.53924893

>>53924887
No shit's fucked. You all see one green day and think everything is fine

>> No.53924899
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53924919

>>53924893
>No shit's fucked.
that's bullish

>> No.53924922

Come on state legislature fuckers, pass my damn pay raise for the year and next already. Clock's winding down. (They pack it in for the year till January at end of march). They'll pass a "Gray Machine" bill but keep my pay raise in limbo..https://www.lex18.com/news/gray-machine-bill-passes-house-committee

>> No.53924926

>>53924919
You must watch CNBC

>> No.53924927

STOP FOMOING INTO BOIL I WANT IT TO KEEP GOING UP

>> No.53924930

>>53924893
if shit is fucked the fed will just turn the printer back on.

>> No.53924932

>>53924899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU2xCzocHH4

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>>53924864
I've been catching up in the threads and I personally don't like baggot's attitude today. I think he owes this general an apology.

>> No.53924939

>>53924927
i just deposited half my paycheck and put it all into BOIL your welcome

>> No.53924945

>>53924934
fuck you

>> No.53924957

Ring ring. What's that? The Volganna Vipers. They are calling. Will you pick up the phone?

>> No.53924958

>>53924930
That will just cause more inflation. All of you are on cope mode

>> No.53924963

>>53924957
I'm still dealing with the habanero tigers

>> No.53924973

>>53924958
Sure, it might cause more inflation, but would that be bad for stocks?

>> No.53924984

Boil is likely to retrace some of the huge push on monday. that would be a good time to go in.

>> No.53924989

>>53924973
Yes because they would have to raise rate higher which would be bad for stocks.
Inflation is far from over. Just look back at the 1970's, it comes in waves.

>> No.53924999

>>53924989
>look back and notice you're still alive
I'm willing to toss Rothschild. You up for it?

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what the FUCK are these; which industry is he talkin bout?

https://twitter.com/0xWittgenstein/status/1631708696542576672

>> No.53925004

>>53923437
>>53923443
Can't be JEPI since the ETN specifications are purposefully hidden from the customer.

>> No.53925006

>>53924926
post positions

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>>53924742
Soon

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>>53924181
>pajeets/boomers feel entitled to the best, think workers should starve
Lmao.

>> No.53925014

>>53924958
>implying inflation is real and not a giants scheme the oil companies came up with to increase profits

>> No.53925016

I want to find a new semiconductor/tech company with good fundamentals to throw away my life savings on

>> No.53925021

>>53924945
That’s a very weird apology Baggie. You need to work on your social skills.

>> No.53925026

FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCKING FUCK
HOW DID THIS SHITCO ROUNDTRIP FROM -14% TO +4%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53925033

>>53924755
This.

>> No.53925041

>>53924855
>no bathtub?
>use large bucket in shower
That's a smartly executed plan for a woman
>a man probably suggested it

>> No.53925042

>>53923514
I agree with her. We should fuck.

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>>53925026

>> No.53925052

>>53924574
They may get a documentary about their adventures like the folks that dug up all the Atari ET game cartridges.

>> No.53925053

>>53925021
yeah, and you need to work on your blow me

>> No.53925058
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53925058

I'M STILL STANDING BOBO

>> No.53925068

>>53924354
>guys won't commit
There is no benefit to committing and she'll put out half the time anyway.

>> No.53925077

>>53925053
Thats it! You need to stop being rude to other anons or I'm posting the tits.

>> No.53925079

>>53924855
Replace the phone with a toaster or hairdryer

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>>53925077
i'll fucking post them first

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>>53925091

>> No.53925102

>>53925091
based

>> No.53925108

>>53925091
Moar

>> No.53925115

>>53925091
I guess that coffee machine wasn't a replacement for booze after all.

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>>53923666
Evil numbers. TA is saying wait and see. If bull signal comes i'll flip but it isn't there yet.

>> No.53925124

>>53924482
I made over 2k dividends this month. I'd tell you to suck my dick, but you're black, therefore according to my religion I'm not allowed to touch you unless it's to harm you in self defense

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>>53925091

>> No.53925141

ffffuuuu did i miss tits

>> No.53925140

>>53925137
>>53925137
>>53925137

>> No.53925145

>>53924855
Looks like the lil nigga in the 5 gallon bucket.

>> No.53925146

>>53925091
>the janny has been watching /smg/ all day just so he can delete the gooktits (that he will never have) the moment they're posted

>> No.53925150

>>53925091
OPPAI AOUOOOGA AOUGA

>> No.53925175
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53925175

I know I'm very late to the party but I didn't have a lot of disposable income until recent. Which defense companies are good to buy right now, and when?

>> No.53925200

>>53925132
>>53925098
>>53925102
>>53925108
>>53925115
Damn. WTF did I miss?

>> No.53925207

Baking.

>> No.53925212

>>53925200
Baggie gookfu saggy tits

>> No.53925216

>>53925200
baggots gooks tits
nothing you haven't seen before

>> No.53925226

Why we pumping on bad news

>> No.53925239

>>53925226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU2xCzocHH4&t=34s

>> No.53925242

>>53925226
In 2023, bad news is good news

>> No.53925250

>>53925226
don't think, just slurrrp the (short) dipperino

>> No.53925258

>>53925175
I dunno, I guess TXT seems reasonably priced and they have a responsible level of debt.

>> No.53925280

>>53925014
Its the measurement of rising prices. that's it.

>> No.53925371

>>53925226
ZOOM OUT

i fomo'd back in with my 30% cash , but im still averaging down on those 2 positiions

>> No.53925472

>>53925200
Get 4chanX homie