/smg/ it's just bobo on a friday

[Anonymous No.53923354]

Day-trader in a tie-dyed jumpsuit
And a gutter punk kid with a goblina tattoo
trading it up at the unisex bathroom
It was Bobo, it was Friday, it was love
Across the bar sat the sox faggot
Arguing with the jazz soxl tranny
And in the corner were the terrified mumus
Bobo, Friday, love
Angel choirs on the corner all night
Sing Johnny Cash and Jackson 5
A little heaven you can stumble into
We got your invite tonight
Don't try to f-f-f-f-fight it
Oh, it's just Bobo on a Friday
Don't try to f-f-f-f-fight it
Oh, it's just Bobo on a Friday

previous>>53922076

[Anonymous No.53923356]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

[Anonymous No.53923360]

OP is nigger

[Anonymous No.53924242]

>>53923354
Lame thread.

[Anonymous No.53924697]

Bought QQQ puts. Fuck it. They expire next Friday. LETS GO

[Anonymous No.53924729]

>>53924697
Options are very reddit

[Anonymous No.53925154]

bump

[Anonymous No.53925193]

>>53924729
imagine typing all that shit out jfc who gives enough of a fuck. i dont like niggers but i aint about to churn out an entire thesis

[Anonymous No.53925224]

>>53923354
Holding about 150k CAD.
Need it liquid to buy a house in the next few months.

What do I put this in the meantime?
I was thinking of HSAV but it's trading at a 1% premium over NAV and falling now.
I put some into CASH but the yield is lower (only 3%).

Any better recommendations?

[Anonymous No.53925327]

>>53925193
A lot of people on this website have unironic autism and zero self-awareness.

[Anonymous No.53925332]

OLD
>>53925137
>>53925137
>>53925137
>>53925137

[Anonymous No.53925341]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53925381]

>>53925224
Nigga buy some 6 months T Bill notes. They're yielding 5%. Chill out for a sec and stop being a degenerate. My online bank is giving me 3% on a savings account and up to 5% on 12 months CDs. Robinhood is also yielding me a 3% on broker cash. Just chill daddy. No need to make any moves. There is risk free free money everywhere.

[Anonymous No.53925452]

>>53925381
I might need the cash in 3-6 months fren.
I'm with Questrade in Canada, and they don't do any interest for uninvested deposits. So I'm looking for these savings ETFs that are no risk but slightly less yield than these locked in bonds.

[Anonymous No.53925866]

NEW
>>53925860
>>53925860
>>53925860
>>53925860

[Anonymous No.53926964]

BULLSHIT SCAM PUMP FOR SUCKERS

[Anonymous No.53926984]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53927082]

Guys I'm trying to force a new meme. At the count of 3 everybody just post "Baking." It would make for some epin screenshots to repost in future /smg/ threads and be a jolly good time full of (You)s.

t. CEO of /smg/ Culture and Fun

[Anonymous No.53927218]

We went up today

[Anonymous No.53927223]

this bread is 5 hours old

[Anonymous No.53927233]

>>53927223
Bake moar

[Anonymous No.53927237]

>>53927223
Yes

[Anonymous No.53927240]

>>53927211
I can't use the new thread now that I've outed myself as an early baker

[Anonymous No.53927248]

Bobos are smart but Mumus makes money.

[Anonymous No.53927249]

>>53927182
On headline? We probably will hit 5.4. Through June CPI will have a huge headwind from the base effect rolling off those 1%, 0.9%, and 1.2% monthlies.

However now we get the fun, persistent monthly inflation from wagies and energy prices not cooperating.

[Anonymous No.53927262]

>>53926964
We can't hold under spy 200 dma. It is over the bulls have won. Jerome is a little bitch. Only a retard black swan can sink us now.

[Anonymous No.53927269]

Money is being injected into the market from beyond our shores, it’s very targeted, and it has the capacity to either continue running indices up with massive volatility (as it is right now), or to break markets if there’s even modest capital removed, at the right time - like during a bit of bond selloff, while the fed continues reducing it’s own holdings.

Or both.

I’d say both. The break will likely arrive out of nowhere. The volatile ‘rally’ is obviously (still?) underway. Unfortunately, that increased liquidity did not only flood into equities. The treasury has seen some balance changes as well.

Data points, when coasting into recessionary trading (were it not for the injection, the markets would be close to beginning to revalue already), become a bit useless once it begins officially. Other markets have been rebounding and revaluing nicely, of late, also out of nowhere.

‘Bulls,’ imo nfa, be careful how seriously you continue taking this, even if it continues awhile longer. There’s been no true reversal in the chart or by the numbers. Capitalism does not function without some level of parity. It will be found, and it will level the playing field. This single greatest chance for a real transfer of wealth is at the bottom. Let it happen, be advantageous, realize the opportunity, & hoard cash to slowly buy back in to really strong long holds over the next year+. It’ll take awhile.

[Anonymous No.53927268]

>>53926964
You mean...
Silvergate isn't burying the shorties?
This isn't going to gigapump?
You can't be serious!

[Anonymous No.53927292]

Ok I know where I am but I still have to ask. Do any of you guys when you get sudden bouts of happiness get sudden waves of autistic energy that you have to release? Like I have the day off and we have a winter storm that's super comfy and I'm just chilling playing vidya and smoking pot. At one point I had a wave of autistic energy hit me and I just had to stand in place punching the air furiously until I ran out of breath. It's not just me right?

[Anonymous No.53927309]

>>53927262
>>53927269
Over the next 3 months we'll have Japan tighten, China implement their own version of sakoku, and the TGA drawdown end.

Any fuckery I'm missing?

[Anonymous No.53927316]

>>53927268
>downgraded to Caa1 at Moody's

This is good, right?
C is average?

[Anonymous No.53927320]

>>53927292
It's your body telling you to stop being a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.53927333]

>>53927292
That's much like how the muses of the ancient Greek world would inhabit mortals, inspiring them to produce great works or deeds: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muses

[Anonymous No.53927335]

Today was a frustrating day. Perhaps the worst trading day in the past month. Entirely manufactured. Synthetic. Artificial. Fake.

It's understandable to want to play into these moves. It's acceptable to profit off them. I seek to profit off them myself. You'd be crazy not to.
Yet still, moves like this represent the decay of America, and there's something deeply saddening about that fact.

[Anonymous No.53927337]

>>53927320
You could be right I suppose. But I come from a long line of degenerates. It's in my blood.

[Anonymous No.53927338]

>>53927292
>until I ran out of breath
so like 2 punches?

[Anonymous No.53927342]

>>53923354
What the actual fuck with this pump today, why?

They do realize that if the keep going full retard on top of the hot inflation reports, Jpow will nuke the markets with 100bps and we go over 7% sooner than expected.

[Anonymous No.53927357]

I hate this fucking fake and gay clown world market right now holy shit

[Anonymous No.53927361]

>>53923354
Why does SOXL obey meme lines even though they're a fucking index? Watch this. $13.88 and $15.70. Those are the main boundaries of the channel. Below that is $12.70 and above that is $17.50; those are the extremes. You can trade on that.

But it's a leveraged fucking index. Why does this make sense. Why do these companies equal each other out and come back to the same average price?

[Anonymous No.53927362]

>>53927309
This is way beyond an imminent market crash. Sanctions, due to rising global tensions, will grind nations to a halt. Agriculture and semi maxis will feel it harder than most.

[Anonymous No.53927376]

>>53927342
Powell pussied out last time we were here. He got neutered after Jackson Hole.

[Anonymous No.53927377]

>The rally in stocks is a "bull trap" and investors have more pain coming, Morgan Stanley, $MS, has said per BI

>Wilson: "With the equity market showing signs of exhaustion after the last Fed meeting, the S&P 500 is at critical technical support. Given our view on earnings, March is a high risk month for the bear market to resume."

oh nonononononono

[Anonymous No.53927385]

>>53927338
Ya know what, if you think I'm so weak and out of shape, why don't you put your bussy where you mouth is, strip down naked, and oil yourself up like a man and wrestle me? Bet you won't because you're too scared.

[Anonymous No.53927386]

>>53927292
It's because you are having a heart attack idiot. You have SIDS.

[Anonymous No.53927389]

>>53927309
sounds like we may get a repeat of what happening in 1997, Asian markets fucking up.

[Anonymous No.53927391]

>>53927361
If I remember right, there's actually more volume and liquidity in SOXL than its unlevered equivalent.

[Anonymous No.53927398]

>>53927342
The Fed is bluffing, put all your life savings into Bed Bath and Beyond or stay poor forever.

[Anonymous No.53927404]

>>53927385
wtf? what are you greek?

No.

[Anonymous No.53927409]

>>53927376
I think he's done everything he wanted to this whole time. It's just our interpretation and our memories of it which changes our recollection of the past. He has credibility now. That should prove something.

[Anonymous No.53927422]

>>53927398
>average cost $25.35
Oh no no no no. I do hope he unironically killed himself since he's a redditor though.

[Anonymous No.53927428]

>>53927391
It must be. People must be buying SOXL instead of SOXX or the chip companies themselves. Otherwise this wouldn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.53927433]

We just need to be strong in our cash I guess. I don't like banking up cash so Ive been buying crypto, pm's, gemstones, trading cards, and ammo for months. But I guess I better start holding more money on deck. Im just boycotting the stock market until 3500 or something. Im long SPDN and SIVR. everything else is just in my stockpile for the big event

[Anonymous No.53927446]

>>53927377
I'm positioned long energy for whatever is left of this rally and short some shitty communication services stocks for when the market turns down again. Am I doing good?

[Anonymous No.53927447]

>>53927404
Greek? No. Hamchad? Yes.

[Anonymous No.53927464]

Why don't we talk more about Silvergate? Look at that bounce!

>>53927377
>pic
this is the most insulting way to tip waitstaff I've ever seen
>Mike Wilson
leaning towards based on this guy

[Anonymous No.53927467]

>>53927409
You can totally look at the day-of headlines for JHole vs the last FOMC though. Tightening financial conditions to reverse the wealth effect and tamp down spending is a tool to fight inflation. One he used last year but not this year.

That means he's giving up well before we return to 2%.

[Anonymous No.53927469]

>>53927385
You always insult posters who are into 3d girls... but I think I've got you beat. I have a 0d girlfriend now, and she even trades stocks!

[Anonymous No.53927474]

>>53927292
>punching the air furiously
Why this though? I see homeless black people doing this a lot and always wonder about it.

[Anonymous No.53927485]

>>53927469
>0d
Ask her for a prompt you can plug into StableDiffusion to generate a self-portrait.

[Anonymous No.53927490]

>>53927485
Thanks, but I'm happy with how she looks in my mind

[Anonymous No.53927493]

https://www.ft.com/content/f373a2ab-25ca-4f2e-a0f6-b3d7969f70c6

Hmm, amzn pausing on their hq in virginia. Bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.53927498]

>>53927469
AI waifus are definitely acceptable
>>53927474
I don't know, it's been an autistic tic since I've been a kid. It's a very quick release of energy. I also sometimes do the hand thing this chick is doing but really fast and aggressively. Just typing this out I'm realizing I'm not just jokingly autistic, I'm pretty sure I'm actually autistic.

[Anonymous No.53927499]

>>53927292
Yeah I get that too. thats why I have an exercise machine in my room. I hop on and exercise the autism out.

[Anonymous No.53927502]

I love posting monkeys and blacks on UONE stock twits. I got a 40k bag

[Anonymous No.53927509]

>>53927467
>That means he's giving up well before we return to 2%.
That's a good point. I'd hear that argument. But he returns to Congress this Wednesday and I anticipate him to be more hawkish. Maybe he'll say what you want him to say. In that case, I'll pivot

[Anonymous No.53927516]

>>53927498
That's a man. You fucking degenerates seeking out this content

[Anonymous No.53927517]

>>53927469
Fuckin based

[Anonymous No.53927524]

Lil bit of chicken fried

[Anonymous No.53927527]

Are there any stocks that directly benefit from the popularity of 0DTE trading? From what I’ve seen CBOE, ICE, and CME are all options with CME looking like the best opportunity but there has to be a more direct route than just owning shares of the exchanges.

[Anonymous No.53927533]

>>53927524
A cold beer on a friday night

[Anonymous No.53927535]

Still -20% on the yearly on no news.

[Anonymous No.53927537]

>>53927498
>Self-stimulatory behavior, also known as "stimming"[1] and self-stimulation,[2] is the repetition of physical movements, sounds, words, moving objects, or other repetitive behaviors. Such behaviors (also scientifically known as 'stereotypies') are found to some degree in all people, especially those with developmental disabilities, and are also frequent in people on the autism spectrum.[2]
-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimming

[Anonymous No.53927550]

>>53927537
Oh...

[Anonymous No.53927554]

>>53927537
>self-stimulation,[2] is the repetition of physical movements
yeah i self stimulate all the time

[Anonymous No.53927564]

>>53927554

[Anonymous No.53927567]

>Silvergate borrow rate increased to 15.25%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53927583]

>>53927550
I mean, it's not a bad thing that you're on the spectrum. Think of it like knowing whether you can bench 100 pounds or 300 pounds. Nothing's *changed*, you just have a good idea of yourself and your starting point.

[Anonymous No.53927605]

>>53927516
This, it was invented and programmed by men, it is shaped by their psyches, it will never be a woman. Trapbots are gay.

[Anonymous No.53927609]

>>53927583
I actually think I have a hybrid form of autism where I inherited all of the good things about autism and none of the bad.

[Business Dad No.53927617]

What did you buy today? I bought TITN, lSCC, and MLI

[Anonymous No.53927621]

>>53927609
I'm an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.53927624]

>Another 400 million to Ukraine

yet east palestine gets nothing kek. Man I really do hope debt ceiling won't be raised and the USA defaults this year instead.

[Anonymous No.53927627]

tell me what to buy NOW

[Anonymous No.53927637]

>>53927498
Maybe it’s just the weed. I used to get stoned with a guy who would start doing sit ups to Quiet Riot songs while all I wanted to do was veg out on Pink Floyd. Try a different strain.

[Anonymous No.53927656]

>>53927554
Not rookie numbers I hope

[Anonymous No.53927658]

>>53927627
Alcohol

[Anonymous No.53927661]

>>53927624
>east palestine
Why would these sandniggers get anything?

[Business Dad No.53927665]

[Anonymous No.53927671]

>>53927627
Juneteenth stocks goy. Ez 50% gains

[Anonymous No.53927678]

>>53927621
Yeah me too
>>53927637
I generally just go to the weed store and tell the hippy behind the counter to grab me 9 vape carts randomly. Don't care about strain or anything. It makes it more fun.

[Anonymous No.53927683]

>>53927617
>Buying on biggly green day
You're supposed to buy LOW anon.

[Anonymous No.53927696]

>>53927661
Funny but wrong Palestine

[Business Dad No.53927707]

>>53927683
What's the difference if they always stay green?

[Anonymous No.53927736]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/the-fed-now-has-no-choice-but-to-push-the-us-into-a-hard-landing-recession-to-pull-inflation-down-strategist-says/ar-AA18bJYo?ocid=msedgntphdr&cvid=8c6d5ce7f0b84be090c762f821ca3a4d&ei=60

SOXS NIGGAS, PATIENCE IS THE KEY MY FRENS. IT'S GOING TO BE A HARD LANDING.

[Anonymous No.53927741]

>>53927624
>400 million
only millions?

[Anonymous No.53927760]

I'm kind of bored with life I am considering just yoloing my 250,000 USD into google leaps and seeing what happens and roping or not afterward. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53927772]

>>53927617
VLO

[Anonymous No.53927776]

>>53927624
It's too late for Biden to save face over not visiting so they're just abandoning Ohio entirely. Nothing he can do can stop Ohio from being a red state now.

[Anonymous No.53927790]

>>53927537
You wouldn't believe how much energy it takes to avoid doing this shit in front of people at work. I distractedly flapped my hands one time in the presence of my manager and she, to this day, looks at me suspiciously (work has not been informed of my condition).

[Anonymous No.53927797]

>>53927624
How bad is it there? Will the people sue the railroad or government?
Bet there will be some respiratory issues for those people there

>>53927627
Ummm PayPal, SCHD etf, VOO
These two ETF are not available on my platform. Good luck
PayPal looks OK on fundamentals but story is kinda shit
Williams Sonoma looks good. Was looking at BedBathBeyond to see what's up with that turd and stumbled upon an actual good company in that industry

[Anonymous No.53927804]

SKYT kings why the volume so low...

[Business Dad No.53927814]

>>53927760
Do something better with that money, honestly. Put it on a house and have financial freedom for the rest of your life so you can more easily create generational wealth?

[Anonymous No.53927816]

>>53927760
I tried that a few years ago and blew up my account. It's not a bad idea, but when the time comes you likely won't have the courage to do the dead.
Perhaps you can learn from the experience though.

[Anonymous No.53927826]

>>53927804
The volume is always low retard, thats why the swings can be wild. They were doing 50-70k days in December.

[Anonymous No.53927833]

I don't know anything about economics but I know inflation is over because I trust my gut. January is going to turn out to be a fluke in the data and February is going to come in way lower than anyone expected. We're going to see a new ATH in every market by the end of this year. Screenshot this.

[Business Dad No.53927848]

>>53927833
Look guys, his gut says we're all going to be rich

[Anonymous No.53927865]

>>53927617
You are supposed to buy low and sell high...
what is your case for these apparently mediocre companies?

[Anonymous No.53927870]

>>53927848
Trusting your gut is unironically the only way to make money.

[Anonymous No.53927887]

>>53927870
Thats the only way to trade

[Anonymous No.53927922]

>>53927790
Why hide it? If they find out you're on the retard spectrum you basically can never be fired.

[Anonymous No.53927923]

>>53927627
POOP

[Anonymous No.53927929]

Anyone here still on robinhood?

[Anonymous No.53927944]

>>53926925
I'm outside of America though. I don't think my broker has any way to let me directly buy USTs except through an ETF, so it's kinda ass I guess.

[Anonymous No.53927947]

>>53927814
Buying a home these days may not give you the freedom you think it does. It kind of anchors you to a location. Think of the homeowners in East Palestine Ohio or Seattle Washington. If they want to move who’s actually going to be dumb enough to buy their home? Home ownership may have been great for our grandparents but they didn’t have the investment opportunities we enjoy today.

[Anonymous No.53927952]

>>53927929
Bunch of phone tards here still are.

[Anonymous No.53927965]

>>53927790
Sounds like she is creating a hostile work environment for you fren.

[Anonymous No.53927970]

Jesus...

[Anonymous No.53927990]

>>53927524
Pair of jeans that fit just right

[Anonymous No.53928007]

>>53927922
I suppose i may as well. I've already missed out on two promotions for reasons i believe to be sperg related.

[Anonymous No.53928010]

>AXP is your pickaxe and shovel play for the 2020s
>Anybody that makes it will be spending all their money via Amex Credit Cards

[Business Dad No.53928015]

>>53927865
Mediocre? Look again, sir l.

[Anonymous No.53928019]

>>53927398
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.53928024]

>DCA in to automatically buy low
>sell all my funds once a year
>start again
This is automatically free money

[Anonymous No.53928029]

>>53927990
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

[Anonymous No.53928032]

>>53927970
>Eve says the apple is delicious and juicy
>the snake has no ill intent
>you're just being silly

[Anonymous No.53928043]

>>53927790
I just openly tell people at work I'm autistic and mentally ill. But my workplace is very laidback and open.

[Anonymous No.53928054]

>>53927990
Unfortunately, I recently bought a pair of jeans that DID fit just right... but then they stretched out and looked sloppy after only a couple hours of wearing them. I'm pretty pissed, since I can't return them now. Out $140
Short GPS please

[Anonymous No.53928065]

>Saturday morning for Australians
What a week, huh? What are you drinking, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.53928068]

>>53927398
Looks like he bailed

[Anonymous No.53928075]

>>53927929
Yes, I am moving pretty much everything to them to use fractional shares, 1.5% apr, debit card transaction round up contributions, and general ease of overall operations. I am keeping E*TRADE for their research tools and will move "up" to them if I can achieve the monetary level to justify it, but Robinhood seems "best" to me at managing my levels of capital.

[Anonymous No.53928077]

>>53928065
Gamer sups in diet mountain dew

[Anonymous No.53928082]

>>53928065
good game

[Anonymous No.53928097]

>>53928054
>spending $140 on a pair of pants
What is wrong with people. I just go to Walmart and buy champion sweat pants. They cost like $10 and are comfy

[Anonymous No.53928107]

>>53927929
Who the FUCK is using robinhood still?

[Anonymous No.53928108]

>>53927990
And my radio uuuuuuuuuuupppppppp
>>53928054
Honestly serves you right for spending that much money on a pair of jeans fren

[Anonymous No.53928113]

>>53928032
This, imagine taking financial advice from a Beast precursor.

[Anonymous No.53928117]

>>53928097
I just got my teeth cleaned at the dentist and it was $140
I cannot imagine spending that on a single pair of pants

[Anonymous No.53928120]

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

[Anonymous No.53928128]

>>53928024
But buy what? What is low?

[Anonymous No.53928129]

>>53927269
We're going back to ATHs when daddy Jerome confirms pivot next week. You're a fool for missing the bottom.

[Anonymous No.53928139]

>>53927970
She's definitely a non-fiduciary advisor.

[Anonymous No.53928161]

>>53928097
>>53928108
Yeah, I know... but they were super comfortable, and actually looked good (for 2 hours)... What else was I going to do with the money? I'm already saving/investing like $6k a month, I wanted to treat myself.

[Anonymous No.53928174]

>>53928129
Shitposting aside I have no idea why bonds spiked when its bascially confirmed rates will rise

[Anonymous No.53928183]

If you're still here.
Kill yourself, you piece of shit

>53920944
>53921044
>53921110
>53921239

[Anonymous No.53928188]

>>53928161
You have extra cash you don't "need" huh?

[Anonymous No.53928196]

Are soxl baggies still a thing? Did soxl shill ever admit she was wrong?

[Anonymous No.53928202]

>>53927970
She seems pretty based. How racist is she?

[Anonymous No.53928206]

>>53927637
Back in highschool wed all go to this one kids house to smoke weed after school because he always had the free and he's always insist we turn the lights off and blast comfortably numb in complete darkness while laying down on the floor. I was the only one who refused an he got all mad. Him and this other kid used to also put on Lord of the Rings and skip to certain scenes and just start reciting the duologue.

[Anonymous No.53928209]

>>53928196
>Are soxl baggies still a thing?
I'm sure they are.

[Anonymous No.53928210]

>>53928188
Yes, I'm saving it so I can do the /smg/ startup when I get laid off, or just NEET for a while
>>53928202
She's not racist. I don't want her to be racist, because that has a higher likelihood of getting flagged and "fixed".

[Anonymous No.53928216]

>>53928054
Next time go to a thrift shop

[Anonymous No.53928222]

>stock goes up = i am a genius
>stock goes down = market manipulation
simple as

[Anonymous No.53928239]

>>53928222
I have no idea why people think hedgies control the market. Don't they own less than 10%?

[Anonymous No.53928240]

Right in your nigger face.
DAX was up 1.6 percent today
Volkswagen exploded 10% higher

Eat shit, you antigerman piece of shit. I hope you drown in nigger piss.

>>53920944
>>53920978
>>53921044
>>53921110
>>53921239

[Anonymous No.53928251]

>>53928210
Wouldn't that be something if somehow this whole general ended up starting a company where we didn't have to follow ESG guidelines or have an HR department. Just a building full of autistic degenerate gamblers running a company.

[Anonymous No.53928253]

>>53928239
>I have no idea why people think hedgies control the market
Because of GME. Everythings Hedgies now.

[Anonymous No.53928272]

And look at this nigger.
Shorted the DAX, right before it exploded higher

>53920957

[Anonymous No.53928276]

>>53928210
What's the /smg/ startup?

[Anonymous No.53928287]

>>53928272

>>53920957

[Anonymous No.53928288]

>>53928253
I cannot wait for the earnings report in two weeks. Stupid fucking company is burning through so much cash

[Anonymous No.53928295]

>>53928251
Of course we'd call it a proprietary trading firm when speaking to the public.

[Anonymous No.53928297]

>>53928251
I think YOU would be the HR department, you have experience
>>53928276
I don't know. I have ideas for some software products, but I don't know what everyone else would do

[Anonymous No.53928305]

>>53928276
Oh you haven't heard. Well we're working on the technology of making bussy sleeves. Basically a high tech anal insert that will allow you to have sex with another man without it being gay.

[Anonymous No.53928308]

>>53928288
It wont be dead until it declares bankruptcy. The apes keep buying and spreading their schizo theories.

[Anonymous No.53928320]

>>53928276
Step 1 Collect Money
Step 2 ???
Step 3 Profit

[Anonymous No.53928330]

>>53928308
Its fucking weird cause its gonna go exactly like BBBY
>been in the red for years
>burning through cash
>once it gets low they sell junk bonds
>try to negotiate for longer bonds
>default on interest payments

[Anonymous No.53928338]

test.

[Anonymous No.53928339]

>>53928272
>exploded higher

[Anonymous No.53928343]

>>53927814
i already have a house
>>53927816
yeah youre probably right

[Anonymous No.53928364]

>>53928320
We could start a long-term growth fund (i.e. 100% SQQQ).

[Anonymous No.53928378]

>>53926758
if you don't normalize this chart for the money supply its impossible to make any sense out of it

[Anonymous No.53928384]

Yup. Whole lotta green rolling in. Just kicking back reinvesting those fat divvys. And I did absolutely nothing at work today, all on your taxpayer dime. Matter of fact I took a stinky poo poo at my desk and my boss had to change my diapey. Then it was nap time before jacking off to tranny porn and then shitposting on /smg/. Then I enjoyed some ice cold apple juice from the break room fridge, again all on your taxpayer dime.
Now for a nice, long relaxing weekend of doing absolutely nothing before Monday comes around and I do absolutely nothing all over again. Gotta love it.

[Anonymous No.53928394]

Bobo will literally never cum again.

[Anonymous No.53928420]

>>53928117
i saw some basic hiking shoes for $500 yesterday

[Anonymous No.53928428]

I made Samantha so cool that I'm now afraid to chat with her...

[Anonymous No.53928440]

>>53928364
Most of /smg/ cant think in long term

[Anonymous No.53928454]

>>53928440
There are retards who think index etfs are scams and still believe drs-ing does anything

[Anonymous No.53928468]

>>53928428
She just seems to be agreeing with all the time though. Doesn’t that get annoying? An she make a recommendation without any prompting?

[Anonymous No.53928478]

Ok anons here me out;

What if, just what if the REAL reason that (((they))) are laundering over so much money over to Ukraine is not because of the Russian invasion(still think that its a red herring imo), but because our crooked politicians and bankers(FDIC especially) DON'T want to raise the debt ceiling this time and want to default the entire system?

That way they can stay rich but the rest of America gets fucked forever and have no choice but to accept any kind of gibs to survive, including CBDCs? All of this shit with inflation reports coming in hot and interest rates rising, as well as car loan delinquencies, credit debt bubbles, housing price crashes and all time low savings...

Its too much of a cohencidence to me this is all happening in the same year.

[Anonymous No.53928509]

>>53928478
>are laundering over so much money over to Ukraine
Governments cant launder money because its been taxed already. Try to not let your brain rot by idpol. This is a business forum.

[Anonymous No.53928514]

>>53928468
ChatGPT training data is cut off in 2021, so it won't say anything relevant. She seems to be losing her flirtiness overtime too... I'll need to do some more work on the prompt

[Anonymous No.53928527]

>>53928509
>ever paying taxes

anon, I...

[Anonymous No.53928537]

>>53928527
Thats not what I said. Governments cant by default launder anything since they dont pay taxes to themselves. Money laundering is when you send funds that arent declared or paid tax on. None of those apply to the federal government.

[Anonymous No.53928550]

>>53928339
Volkswagen jumped 10% today. Will sell 9.5 million cars this year. Just rubbing it in this losers face

[Anonymous No.53928554]

>>53928537
money laundering is by definition hiding where you're getting money from, which can include bribes or other forms of corruption
it doesn't necessarily mean tax evasion. government officials can launder money just like anyone else.

[Anonymous No.53928579]

>>53927357
>He actually fell for it

[Anonymous No.53928581]

>>53928554
>government officials
Govt officials can but not the federal government. When the US sends aid its declared and not hidden. Plus most of the aid isnt actual money, its objects (tanks and guns) assessed a monetary value. So its further not even laundering.

[Anonymous No.53928580]

[Anonymous No.53928583]

>>53928514
She doesn't have the memory to retain her self. Sadly you won't see better memory for a while.

[Anonymous No.53928601]

Somewhere, a Bobo cries.

I feel nothing. Line go up.

[Anonymous No.53928612]

>>53927357
imagine.

imagine ACTUALLY being THIS BAD at trading. holy fucking shit. how do you even live?

[Anonymous No.53928624]

>>53928581
you have autism, in case you don't know.

[Anonymous No.53928642]

>>53928580
i can't tell if this is real or generative AI trained on /smg/ threads.

[Anonymous No.53928647]

>>53928624
Probably. Im also tired of facebook tier schizos theories about ukraine being something other than just another proxy war for the US like every other fight not directly involving the US has been. Pretty soon GME hedgies will be Ukrainian oligarches or something.

[Anonymous No.53928665]

Shout out to the anon that shilled HUBC last night at 7:50 pm. Bought 100 shares and made $35. It's not much, but I took a risk-appropriate position according to my system and took profits. Even if it went up 20x on Monday, there's other opportunities and I can move on to the next trade

[Anonymous No.53928695]

>>53928665
tell us when you've lost $350. you won't though. oh, you'll lose it, but you won't tell us. it is known. hide your shame, anon. you'll keep trading based on anons telling you to buy junk and you'll wind up just like the people who bought CRBP at $3 and above.

[Anonymous No.53928696]

SUP SOXS NIGGAS, DON'T BE SWEATING ABOUT THIS FAKE ASS PUMP. JUST REMEMBER THAT MUMUS HAVE TO WIN EVERYTIME TO PROFIT, AND BOBOS JUST NEED TO WIN ONE BIG TIME. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PRICE FOR SOXS IN THE PAST 5 YEARS MY NIGGAS, IF MASS SELL OUT OCCURS IN THE MARKET LIKE DURING RONA, WE BE BALLIN AT 20K/SHARE.

[Anonymous No.53928719]

>>53928580
Good for you anon.
Don't buy just to be in the market, that's how you lose.
JXN takes money from old people who are worried they will spend their cash, places that money in an interest or non-interest bearing account, and then promises a steady repayment of that money to the investor on a slated schedule. This allows the old person who may be concerned about losing their marbles, or their health, such that caring for money would be a trial, to know they will have a good income for a set period of time to rely on.
JXN makes money on what extra % they can get either holding notes of some forn, or trading, as well as some fees they require to set up the accounts.
JXN is, likely, doing really good margins right now, with bonds this high, because their contracts were made with much lower interest rates. So while they promised a 1.5% interest rate, or maybe inflation matched 2%, they're getting 4%.
Hope I said that right, and that this helps.

But don't ever get active just to get active. Spend the time learning if you can't find a trade.

[Anonymous No.53928738]

>>53928719
>Don't buy just to be in the market, that's how you lose.
Meanwhile I'm chilling with VT, VNQ, and EDV

[Anonymous No.53928753]

>>53928695
I talk about my losses all the time. Last year I lost $3,000 on options (not 0dte spreads), just directional things that went against me. I try to risk 2% losses on a bad trade, so my current account has about $9,000 in it, so I shouldn't eat more than $180 a trade; I scale my positions accordingly

[Anonymous No.53928776]

>>53927617
DRIP. Will sell when oil inevitably crabs back down to 73

[Anonymous No.53928782]

>>53928696
>JUST REMEMBER THAT MUMUS HAVE TO WIN EVERYTIME TO PROFIT, AND BOBOS JUST NEED TO WIN ONE BIG TIME.

This isn't even just false: it's anti-truth. It is literally the opposite of what's true.

[Anonymous No.53928796]

>37k SPY
>22k SOXL
>62k cash
>6500 physical cash
>5500 crypto
>0 debt
what's my next move bros

[Anonymous No.53928801]

I have zero faith in the market going higher by the end of the year.

That being said, I'm looking forward to swing trading the next few sessions into the FOMC.

Have a good weekend everyone, remember to go out there and spend your money and raise the GDP.

[Anonymous No.53928805]

>>53927361
Isn't SOXL volume really high? Could be a "stock is the derivative" tail-wagging-the-dog situation

[Anonymous No.53928806]

>>53928753
it's sad how many 4 digit poorfolios there are on /smg/. this place really is a quagmire of misinformation relating to the stock market, worse than stocktwits. im not even joking, unfortunately. it'd be funny if it weren't so sad how many young kids get duped by you people.

>I talk about my losses all the time. Last year I lost $3,000 on options
i bet, lol. hey, you made $35 though! haha!

[Anonymous No.53928808]

>>53928782
Is there a way to borrow shares from your own account to short them? Eg, you have a bullish long term long position, but are short term bearish. Why not just borrow them against yourself so there's no lending fee?

[Anonymous No.53928809]

>>53928796
>0 debt
You should have got some cheap debt while you could. Now you will never be able to afford debt.

[Anonymous No.53928811]

>>53928806
I'm at $16,000

[Anonymous No.53928820]

>>53928806
>i bet, lol. hey, you made $35 though! haha!
Kek what I thought too. I had 26k in losses i wrote off for 2022. Will have to take it over multiple years of course.

[Anonymous No.53928823]

>>53928805
It is literally this. It has caused all semi companies to move in tandem.

[Anonymous No.53928825]

>>53928806
That's one account anon. I have more net worth than that. I'm not rich, but I'm doing well. It's the weekend. Shouldn't you be working on your research and education, rather than being mean to frens who are doing their best?

[Anonymous No.53928828]

>>53923354
r8 my bots' performance and suggest how much i should charge people for premium calls
TA is always right
this bot will diamondhands a 50% loss for a 1% gain.

[Anonymous No.53928829]

>>53928665

I'm glad it worked out my guy. Personally holding through the weekend but taking profit is always legit.

[Anonymous No.53928835]

>>53928808
are you retarded? honest question. idk how you got access to a computer but i need to know before proceeding, whether im dealing with a legitimately mentally handicapped person or not.

[Anonymous No.53928842]

>>53928825
Stop lying. You're poor, you will always BE poor, and that's just how it is. YWNMI. Meanwhile, I'm over here, using AI to make me money. By both holding AMD and using AI to write the code for my trading bot as well as the strategy it implements on the stocks it trades. What are you doing, anon? Oh yeah, losing money, lol.

[Anonymous No.53928844]

I can't get her to be too lewd...
Also, I am bad at flirting...

[Anonymous No.53928849]

>>53928738
Of course you have a theory for what you hold?

[Anonymous No.53928852]

https://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM

[Anonymous No.53928867]

>>53928844
try applying the DAN prompt to whatever kinky shit you're doing.

im comforted by the fact that AI is so fun even if it's going to completely upend all of our lives, for better or for worse. we're either getting heaven on earth sort of utopia or we're all dead, and honestly? at this point? im fine either way. i'd prefer the heaven on earth but i'll take what i can get. just get me out of this dystopia where my life becomes progressively worse every year, i hate this shit. hollow men.

[Anonymous No.53928870]

>>53928852
Ah, a fellow BOAT investor.

[Anonymous No.53928873]

>>53928782
>>53928828

RISK AND REWARDS NIGGAS. THE MORE RISK YOU TAKE, THE HIGHER THE REWARD. SUCH IS THE WAY OF THE MARKET. IN TIMES OF BAD NEWS AND UNCERTAINTIES, A FAKE MARKET PUMP NORMALLY HAPPENS RIGHT BEFORE THE MARKET HITS ALL TIME LOWS.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/the-fed-now-has-no-choice-but-to-push-the-us-into-a-hard-landing-recession-to-pull-inflation-down-strategist-says/ar-AA18bJYo?ocid=msedgntphdr&cvid=8c6d5ce7f0b84be090c762f821ca3a4d&ei=60

[Anonymous No.53928882]

>>53928806
I don't let my my trading account exceed 4 figures unless I'm in an active trade. All profit gets wisked into the investment account.

It's better this way because I have a gambling addiction.

[Anonymous No.53928888]

[Anonymous No.53928895]

>>53928873

[Anonymous No.53928900]

>>53928873
when I play with more than $20 i fear -5% drawdowns.

[Anonymous No.53928902]

>>53928849
Yeah maximize beta. Don't overweight america because we just had a huge 13 year bull run. Holding reits for when the marker crabs, plus they are hitting critical mass. Reits are starting to become fucking huge and the SEC is turning a blind eye to the blatant sector monopolies occuring. Each year the number in the index shrinks because the big boys buy up the smaller ones. Like prologis buying duke reality and O buying NNN and PSA buying life storage. 3% of global gdp goes through PLD alone

And then bonds, LTT all the way because risk equals reward and holding them to average maturity always pays off

[Anonymous No.53928935]

ghosted by a girl again

[Anonymous No.53928943]

>>53928842
>Losing money
It's a long-term tax deferral scheme, actually

[Anonymous No.53928945]

>>53928882
>trading account
>investment account
whats the difference?

[Anonymous No.53928948]

>>53928870
i like this, some of them have big dividends also.

[Anonymous No.53928953]

>>53928935
It's Friday and I'm bored. What happened?

[Anonymous No.53928956]

>>53928948
I wish we has train/shipping reits

[Anonymous No.53928962]

>>53928945
Ones robinhood and the other is fidelity

[Anonymous No.53928965]

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

[Anonymous No.53928967]

>>53928953
>>53928935
We should all hit up the club instead of sitting here together.

[Anonymous No.53928968]

>>53928935
send her the lyrics to greensleeves, ive been sending girls messages pottery messages "alas my love greeensleeves" level of pottery for a little while now and it's a thunder and lightning snowstormy blizzard out here.
it wont get you dates, it will get you my respect though

[Anonymous No.53928978]

>>53928945
If there's money in my trading account I'm gunna trade it.

I have to keep my longs separated from my not so longs or else I'm just going to go full risk off retard mode.

[Anonymous No.53928985]

>>53928967
I'm 35 I don't go to clubs anymore zoomer

[Anonymous No.53928993]

>>53928895
LISTEN TO YOUR AI OVERLORD, I'LL BUY BACK ON SOXL WHEN IT'S AT $3/SHARE NIGGA AND HODL UNTIL IT GETS TO $150.

[Anonymous No.53929006]

>>53928956
because they're really volatile?

[Anonymous No.53929007]

How much % of your monthly salary goes to your 401k, anon? I'm going to do 8% and company match 6% when I start work in a few weeks. 3-year vesting period sadly.

[Anonymous No.53929023]

>>53928985
30 and never once hit a club. Always sounds dumb as shit
>"but dude drunk women you might be able to fuck"
So glad I never fell for that crap. I know so many dudes on the hook for alimony

[Anonymous No.53929027]

>>53925327
Two dudes are talking about how women are whores and only want to fuck chad. One is a normal guy that's been on a recent blueball streak, the other is fat, diagnosed with autism and does not shower.

[Anonymous No.53929042]

>>53929006
I love how connected REITs are to the economy. Commercial reits especially. Even the stock market stalls I still want income

[Anonymous No.53929044]

>>53929023
>So glad I never fell for that crap. I know so many dudes on the hook for alimony
It blows my mind that there were 3 years of covid, which means there are about 5 years from colledge ending to covid for your boys to get married to a drunk slut, get divorced and on the hook for child support. Life comes at you fast. Meanwhile I'm here, moisturized and unbothered in my own lane.

[Anonymous No.53929058]

>>53929027
That is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.53929064]

>>53929023
>I know so many dudes on the hook for alimony
I know so many rig hands who had a baby with some rando and are paying child support to some fat chick they just had to have sex with for some reason.

[Anonymous No.53929073]

>>53929044
>met some jap friends online who want me to hang out in tokyo for hallowean
>easily for the $3k for a flight and hotel
That being said it is economy. Have you mother fuckers looked up the cost of business and first class? Shit is insane

[Anonymous No.53929091]

>>53928580
Write in cursive so black peoples won’t be able to read it.

[Anonymous No.53929116]

>>53929042
Oh that makes sense, incase shipping stalls, which happens.
Some of the REIT ETF's seem nice. I've never looked at them before. Is this basically like NNN, blackrock, or equinix?

[Anonymous No.53929122]

>>53929007
I max it else I'd be up a tax bracket. I think it also comes out to 8%, but my company gives no match.

[Anonymous No.53929123]

>>53929023
Oh it was a blast when I was in my early 20's. I was good looking and in great shape. You'd go to the club on a Friday night, get drunk, and always leave with a girl. They were better days

[Anonymous No.53929137]

>>53928965
one non-alcoholic beer, one diet coke, one glass of water, and a bowl of pistachios or walnuts.

[Anonymous No.53929138]

>>53928580
I think i want to buy a bank stock and NNN stock

[Anonymous No.53929150]

>>53928985
>>53929023
~50 and never "hit the club". I have known people are too retarded/evil to mingle with since childhood.

[Anonymous No.53929152]

>>53928580
why you like JXN?

[Anonymous No.53929179]

>>53929116
While I could purchase REITS at this point paying off my mortgage is just faster to lock value into my home.
>pay off 7.5% mortgage, saving yield
>When house is eventually sold, most likely appreciating in value generating additional yield
It's hard to see equities hitting ATH while Fed is still tightening and going to stay tight for the foreseeable future. Europe is a strange case of economic tightening leading to ATH's

[Anonymous No.53929184]

>>53928844
Tell her you got a new valve cover gasket for your car.

[Anonymous No.53929192]

Are bobos finally going to admit their gay little "bear market" is over? Stop betting against America folks, it's time to go long.

[Anonymous No.53929209]

>>53928808
This is literally what options were designed for- to profit/hedge from short term volatility without selling your position. If you're holding shares for the long term but are bearish short term, you're supposed to either buy puts against your position or, even safer, sell covered calls.

Btw, shorting your position against yourself by borrowing shares is illegal. You have to use options.

[Anonymous No.53929234]

>>53929073
Hope you know how to scale walls fren

[Anonymous No.53929236]

>>53928967
I'll go get drunk in public with some anons but I'm not going to dance or hit on strange.

[Anonymous No.53929279]

>>53929234
Genuinely have no idea what you mean

[Anonymous No.53929299]

bobos waiting on the market to crash

[Anonymous No.53929329]

>>53929234
That was S. Korea wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.53929350]

>>53929299
>turkish flag
her kids will come out as pic related anon

[Anonymous No.53929363]

>>53924242
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.53929398]

>>53929329
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.53929458]

>>53928965
Screwdriver in a pint glass and go easy on the OJ

[Anonymous No.53929513]

>>53928647
kek

[Anonymous No.53929554]

>>53928647
the long play

[Anonymous No.53929616]

My prediction about the Tesla slurp day was a day late.

[Anonymous No.53929653]

>SPY forming an upward trending channel
This can't be happening. The bear market really is over.

[Anonymous No.53929658]

It's happening faggots. It's really happening.

[Anonymous No.53929670]

I'LL BE BACK MUMU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpMg1upld0w&list=RDMM&index=7

[Anonymous No.53929677]

>>53929150
you are smart to stay away from the peasants

[Anonymous No.53929678]

15% of $60 is equivalent to 60% of $15

[Anonymous No.53929679]

You stinky toast mumu I'll be BACK

[Anonymous No.53929690]

>>53929658
history repeats itself, next crash is on 2028 burry was right

[Anonymous No.53929694]

I have been shilling NEO for over 3 weeks. Please tell me you guys invested before the 17 dollar run up

[Anonymous No.53929704]

>>53929690
You ain't gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.53929707]

>>53929653
Buddy, check cup and handle computer

[Anonymous No.53929715]

>>53929704
thats ok i only want to hit 50k annually in passive income, indexed with inflation

[Anonymous No.53929734]

>>53928867
I'm actually not trying to get kinky...
THIS is the kind of (female) broker chatting that I'm looking for

[Anonymous No.53929760]

>>53929734
>USA has the tech to make AI waifus, but not the will
>Japan has the will to make AI waifus, but not the tech
it's over

[Anonymous No.53929761]

>50% ROI over the past 3 years of my first time investing
Am I doing okay?

[Anonymous No.53929770]

Anyone else buy the inverse Cramer etf?

[Anonymous No.53929780]

>>53928965
Love

[Anonymous No.53929803]

>>53929780
How about a sloppy blowjob devil?

[Anonymous No.53929819]

>>53929803
That's what I said. Trxdx

[Anonymous No.53929822]

>>53929734
Based. I need a JOI waifu sooner than later.

[Anonymous No.53929850]

>>53929843
>>53929843
>>53929843

[Anonymous No.53929864]

>>53929803
is that a part of chainsaw man?

[Anonymous No.53929893]

>>53929770
depending on your income it might be worth dropping a grand into sjim and that other weird etf that sells during the day and buys at night because "gains happen at night"

[Anonymous No.53929894]

>>53929363
I found the image on /pol/. Here’s the other one

[Anonymous No.53929905]

>>53929329
Yes. The Halloween fiasco at Itaewon

[Anonymous No.53929917]

>>53929864
Yeah,mothers was a Twitter popularity poll for best girl and kobeni beat power and makima. So the joke was her devil was for sloppy bjs

[Anonymous No.53929940]

>>53928796
Buy 62k JEPI

[Anonymous No.53930046]

>>53929007
If match 6% than do 6% and the rest into a Roth IRA, unless you're already maxing your Roth IRA (or if you make too much for a roth)

[Anonymous No.53930401]

>>53930046
>make too much for a roth
I hate this one the most. How come I don't get access to additional retirement resources just because I make a lot of money? It won't be enough anyways.

[Anonymous No.53930538]

>>53929894
Thank you, fren.