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Okay, so what lies can I legally say on a CV?

>> No.53919952

>>53919914
You can legally get away with how many niggers have tongued your anus, I have written down 6 followed by abbreviation BLM. They always accept it.

>> No.53919968

>>53919914
You could say youre a man named niggertoes who lives on the moon if you want a cv is not you being under oath or legally binding in any way

>> No.53919988

>>53919914
You could lie about anything, even a degree. Most they can do is not hire you/fire you. If they even go that far in their research.

>> No.53920000

>>53919988
Is it not common for someone to at least call the university to check you on your bullshit?

>> No.53920007

>>53920000
>change name to john smith
>put down that you graduated from largest university in your country
problem solved

>> No.53920015

>>53920000
It's not common at all unless you're going through a really rigorous interview process or working for an anal company (like Google). Yeah it's easy to debunk, but most people don't lie about having a degree, so it's not worth the effort.

>> No.53920024

>>53919914
they company can sue you for financial damages for lying on your CV

>> No.53920029

>>53920015
>rigorous, anal
What kind of job are you talking about?

>> No.53920037
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53920037

>>53919914
Anything you want as long as you don't sign anything that says you didn't lie.

>> No.53920044

>>53920029
Like coding, police/security, lawyer, teacher, etc...

>> No.53920064

>>53920024
>Your honor it has come to my knowledge that my cient was not in fact knowing lying, he is a diagnosed schizophrenic who lives with his mother and really does think he has started nine fortune 500 companies and is the ceo of taco bell. The defense claims that the onus lies squarely on the company's HR department for not competently screening my client.
It would actually be that easy.

>> No.53920155

>>53919968
:) is this true?
:D
lol
hehe
:>