/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53911053]

Today, the market is Headcrabbing edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Previous
>>53909543

[Anonymous No.53911066]

>>53911053
what is an headcrabbing?

[Anonymous No.53911071]

>>53911066

[Anonymous No.53911072]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53911077]

Just did my first real pairs trade, +30 EWQ -40 EWG

[Anonymous No.53911078]

Which happens first: the market fucking does something or HL3 confirmed?

[Anonymous No.53911082]

First for some asshole just dropped 30 mil on F options exp Mar 23. Anyone care to guess the strikes? This is the only tip ill be dropping in this thread.

[Anonymous No.53911085]

>>53911072
I poo poo and pee pee'd a bit m8

[Anonymous No.53911088]

>>53911078
i heard valve takes unorthodox resumes and allows employees to pretty much define their own jobs
what if i just went and took a shit on gabe's desk

[Anonymous No.53911092]

SI is an obvious reddit contrarian play. Heckin reddit slurpers will do another BBBY.

[Anonymous No.53911096]

>>53911078
valve will sell the ip before making another game

[Anonymous No.53911097]

Only the dead can know peace from this crab market

[Anonymous No.53911098]

Name one undervalued stock right now.

[Anonymous No.53911102]

what earnings play should i yolo into before eod

c3?

[Anonymous No.53911107]

>>53911098
All of them except tsla

[Anonymous No.53911108]

>>53911098
BHSIF

Buy it now, they start producing in two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.53911114]

>>53911098
SPXS

[Anonymous No.53911116]

women owe me snacks

[Anonymous No.53911122]

>>53911116
...

[Anonymous No.53911123]

>>53911116
ok this is based

[Anonymous No.53911124]

>>53911082
Ford is going down?

[Anonymous No.53911126]

>>53911097
Yes, but the quick can flip options till their time comes.

[Anonymous No.53911125]

Nth for DOLE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53911128]

why the fuck isn't the fucking shit moving? like i loaded up on the faggot's delights and now the market won't fucking move.

[Anonymous No.53911139]

>>53911107
holy shit, I companies business with some of those do!

[Anonymous No.53911142]

>>53911116
>YWN eat SMG's burger

[Anonymous No.53911146]

>>53911116
...

[Anonymous No.53911148]

>>53911125
I'm still shocked at how well it is doing. Kinda nervous with earnings coming up. Thinking of bitching out and taking my profits now.

[Anonymous No.53911149]

NEWSBROS what's happening ?

[Anonymous No.53911150]

WTFWT scam pump?

[Anonymous No.53911154]

>>53911098
NYCB, ESCA, TIPS, FLIC,

[Anonymous No.53911153]

WTFWT!

MY PUTS!

[Anonymous No.53911157]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53911158]

Wait what in the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.53911159]

>>53911146
>sweet n sour
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.53911160]

THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE BIG ONE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53911162]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53911166]

WHAT????

[Anonymous No.53911171]

>>53911148
I have 1000 shares and plan to hold for a long time. If it retests after a mediocre ER, I'll just buy more desu.

[Anonymous No.53911172]

>>53911092
Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53911175]

>>53911124
more gubbamints subsidies:
"Ford (F) stock rose on news that the company was going to sell the US Postal Service over 9000 E-transit electric vans. F stated the sale should be completed by 2024, with the first delivery scheduled for December. Additionally, the USPS will also order more than 14000 charging stations to support their electric vehicle strategy."

these niggers are going up

[Anonymous No.53911176]

>>53911053
I am stealing this HL Apu and no one can stop me

[Anonymous No.53911178]

>>53911078
Gaben fucking hates you and will never make HL3 because he likes to see the autists seethe.

[Anonymous No.53911182]

What just happened?

[Anonymous No.53911185]

>Bostic (irrelevant) opens his fucking mouth and costs me money
Fuck this fake ass market

[Anonymous No.53911189]

>>53911142
you can eat her cookies though
>Sarah Michelle Gellar has started a new cooking and lifestyle brand called Foodstirs! The kid-friendly line, which will be sold online starting in October, includes three signature baking mixes

[Anonymous No.53911194]

>>53911175
They already pumped on that a couple days ago, though.

[Anonymous No.53911195]

>>53911182
The fat headcrabs just activated

[Anonymous No.53911196]

[Anonymous No.53911200]

>>53911182

bear market cancelled. you are in the new financial paradigm. there are no corrections. this time is different, uponly, max pain for bears, god bless america and jerome powell

[Anonymous No.53911203]

DXY* up
Bonds yields up
Stocks just shot way up in like 2 mins

????????????????????

[Anonymous No.53911204]

I've got 80k in cash /biz/. I want to ear mark 30k of that for a home down payment. How should I invest this money? I was thinking tbill ladder the 30k but not sure on amounts and frequency.

[Anonymous No.53911207]

>>53911185
Algorithms are so god damned gay, I want to genocide the computers now

[Anonymous No.53911209]

ZIM bros, what is going on? Are we taking on water? Did someone fail to secure the cargo?
Is this another sippy cup in disguise?

[Anonymous No.53911210]

>>53911196
Why, the Fed's terminal rate might only be in the high 5's. This is totally unheard of. Buy buy buy!

[Anonymous No.53911213]

>>53911172
Kek, I'm one of the anons who has been dunking on the baggies. I started the gammawaaamp meme.
But yeah I think SI is a good swing play, I'm not going to hold it like a baggie, I'm going to hold it in expectation of baggies slurping and pumping.

[Anonymous No.53911217]

>>53911196
man what a blessing that would be..
which means this is bullshit

[Anonymous No.53911219]

>>53911194
dwtwyw. the strikes are for 15.35 and 16.35

[Anonymous No.53911226]

>>53911196
Fucking kek. The only reason that will happen is WW3 will have kicked off by then and Jim Brandon will be lining up zoomers to fight and die for Israel.

[Anonymous No.53911233]

>>53911219
Sorry, it's a Boomer company that keeps failing at EVs. I'd rather buy INTC or SI than that.

[Anonymous No.53911241]

THE FED MIGHT PAUSE IN 6 MONTHS. FAGGOT MARKET MARCHES ON. ALSO FUCK BAGGIE AND ANYONE THAT ENGAGES WITH HIM

[Anonymous No.53911243]

Fuck. I'm thinking about selling my SPXS now. The fed is criminal as shit

[Anonymous No.53911244]

pump cancelled

[Anonymous No.53911245]

Green Day confirmed

[Anonymous No.53911249]

>someone irrelevant at the FED says some vague thing about maybe pausing
>50 BILLION+ dollars in buy orders immediately hit the market at the speed of light

So this is the power of the FED pivot

[Anonymous No.53911250]

>>53911226
It's a strip tease. Every good woman knows you show just enough to get him heated, but you don't commit to full exposure. It's why there is such a thing as "flesh colored" cloth.

[Anonymous No.53911254]

>>53911189
DAMN she still looks great.

[Anonymous No.53911255]

>>53911233
"Ford Motor's February US Sales Rise Nearly 22%" - MT Newswires

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53911257]

>>53911241
I HOPE YOU LEARN TO RESPECT MY PEOPLE AND STOP SPREADING LIES ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST AND 9/11.

[Anonymous No.53911260]

if you're wondering WTF was that
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/feds-bostic-fed-may-have-to-do-more-given-high-inflation-20230302/
>Says he's firmly in the 25 bps camp for rate hike pace and says policy should begin to bite in the spring
>Fed does not "do more than we need to"
key statements
in other words, the Fed is incompetent and behind the curve

[Anonymous No.53911267]

>>53911257
Hey, YOU need to stop spreading lies about the Holocaust!

[Anonymous No.53911268]

>>53911245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8dh9gDzmz8

[Anonymous No.53911270]

>>53911257
be real wit us. how many people died in the Holocaust?

[Anonymous No.53911272]

>>53911196
When they realize inflation just keeps going up, they'll change their tune.

[Anonymous No.53911273]

Buddy check the 10 year

[Anonymous No.53911276]

hope you're hoarding gold, this shit hole is turning into venezuala.

[Anonymous No.53911282]

Alright, I'm going to the grocery store. Don't let the Jews reverse this legit pump.

[Anonymous No.53911285]

>>53911257
>muh people
buncha cracker jacks. got blood from every country on earth except iron age Palestine. can't even into a Levite.

poser.

[Anonymous No.53911286]

wtf JEPI

[Anonymous No.53911287]

>>53911196
HOLY SMOKES THE BIG PAUSERINO THIS IS IT BULLCHADS THE MARCH TO 3975!

[Anonymous No.53911290]

>>53911254
It's because she got out of Hollywood before things got really bad. Now if you want to be famous you have to worship Satan, be hooked on a cocktail of fentanyl and Xanax, and be molested by Jewish executives day and night. She left when television and movies still had a soul. I'm happy for her.

[Anonymous No.53911293]

And just like that, we will never be red again. SPY to be 420 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53911302]

>>53911257
The Holobunga never Happened

[Anonymous No.53911303]

>>53911260
Bearish

[Anonymous No.53911305]

they are pushing the ww3 narrative again on the main stream media, looks like stocks are going to go on sale again soon.

Stay safe out there

[Anonymous No.53911321]

>>53911302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXZOI7cM0M

[Anonymous No.53911332]

unironically, my wife is pretty smart and sick of education, wants to get into tech (i know, bad time for that)... should i encourage this. at least she'd make like triple the money she's on now

[Anonymous No.53911336]

>>53911321
IVE GOT A RAP FOR YOU SMG. Want to hear my rap: here it goes:

PUT THE KIKE IN THE OVEN
PU THE KIKE IN THE OVEN
FUCK A NIGGER IN THE ASS
FUCK A NIGGER IN THE ASS

[Anonymous No.53911337]

AMD

>thank you mr. Loeb

[Anonymous No.53911339]

>>53911078
Gaben will die before the release anything with a 3 suffix

[Anonymous No.53911347]

AMD bros, we are back.

[Anonymous No.53911350]

>>53911336
We might need to whiteboard the last two lines anon

[Anonymous No.53911352]

>>53911204
3/6 month seem pretty optimal. Might as well do 30/70 since 6 is yielding a ton now.

[Anonymous No.53911356]

>>53911336
I dunno. Needs some work on the hook.

[Anonymous No.53911360]

>>53911196
Inflation will skyrocket again to 10% before EOY. The only way the Fed will be successful in pausing rate hikes at summer is if we have a massive recession and financial meltdown before then.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53911372]

>>53911336
IT'S LIKE THE HOKEY POKEY

PUT THE KIKE IN THE OVEN
TAKE THE ASHES OUT THE OVEN
PUT THE KIKE IN THE OVEN
FUCK A NIGGER IN THE ASS
YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND

THATS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

[Anonymous No.53911374]

>>53911360
sorry chud we're getting our soft landing

[Anonymous No.53911380]

BLACKSTONE DEFAULTS

BLACKSTONE DEFAULTS

BLACKSTONE DEFAULTS

[Anonymous No.53911381]

>>53911360
>10%
core according to truflation is below 5

[Anonymous No.53911383]

Why does NIO at 9 feel like a value trap? Someone talk me off a ledge here

[Anonymous No.53911385]

>>53911372
https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4?t=34

[Anonymous No.53911390]

>>53911380
AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53911396]

>>53911189
>didn't get fat
Honestly shocking

[Anonymous No.53911416]

>>53911381
For now. It wont stay that way if we start pivoting away from rate hikes. Ask Volcker how that worked out for him. And on top of that, those are the cooked numbers.

[Anonymous No.53911421]

>>53911396
yes shame about Dawn

[Anonymous No.53911429]

>>53911380
Don't tease me like this anon

[Anonymous No.53911432]

>>53911390
>"This debt relates to a small portion of the Sponda portfolio," Blackstone said in an emailed statement on Thursday.

>"We are disappointed that the Servicer has not advanced our proposal," it added.

[Anonymous No.53911434]

Can this EU stock market get any more semitic?

[Anonymous No.53911438]

>>53911383
>chyna
you understand all numbers that come out of china are fake, right?
also anything with a PE of -- is not a value stock. It's speculative growth

[Anonymous No.53911445]

IM GONNA PIIIVVOOOOOOOTTTTT!

[Anonymous No.53911455]

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Don't say it, 'cause I know I'm so high
Louis down to my calls
Powell all on my shoes (ooh, baby)
Markets dripping so much sauce
Gotta been looking like ragù
Lit up like a crystal ball
If I'm buying, everybody gonna shine
(Yeah, I'm goals)
(Now you know)
(So you know)
Heard you say I'm not the baddest fed member you ever knew
It ain't my fault that I'm out here pumping the markets
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it on my Fed's Juice. Fed's Juice
It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news
I'm the pumping the news
Gotta blame it on fed's juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on Fed's Juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my Fed's Juice.

Somebody come get this bear
I think he be lost in this market.

ain't my fault that I'm out here pumping the markets
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it on my Fed's Juice. Fed's Juice
It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news
I'm the pumping the news
Gotta blame it on fed's juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaCrQL_8eMY

[Anonymous No.53911461]

>>53911421

[Anonymous No.53911467]

>>53911383
NIO at $0.01 is a trap. It's a chink EV maker. They're basically building time bombs.
>>53911421
Quick someone get that woman into a brap barn. BOIL could use the help.

[Anonymous No.53911469]

>>53911347
>sold sqqq at open for 10% profit
>bought tqqq
>pissed and shitted myself and sold at breakeven just before retard pump
Why am I like this.

[Anonymous No.53911470]

just put me in the pod already. feed me the bugs.

[Anonymous No.53911471]

>>53911416
Nothing ever happens and I didnt finished reading your sentence after
>for now

[Anonymous No.53911474]

bobo are you ok?

[Anonymous No.53911477]

>>53911429

[Anonymous No.53911479]

>>53911053
Based Fed President Kashkari is speaking tonight. He's going to pour water all over this stupid pump.

[Anonymous No.53911480]

Hopefully Waller BARTs us back to VWAP thi-
WHY ARE YOU GOING UP FURTHER. STOP

[Anonymous No.53911482]

Just wanted to share in some Gordon Freeman/hl memes. Ty op.

[Anonymous No.53911483]

>>53911416
They are invoking the name of Volker on CNBC. The new narrative is calling it a Short Recession.

Boy it seems like yesterday the bulls said Inflation has been beaten and a pivot is around the corner.

[Anonymous No.53911487]

I think the fed stares at charts all day trying to create ABC patterns with fedspeak.

>ok now make it bounce up bostic
>time to dump, bullard where you at

[Anonymous No.53911491]

>>53911098
OXY

[Anonymous No.53911492]

>>53911471
ok. enjoy your currency turning into toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.53911493]

>>53911470

[Anonymous No.53911496]

>Burger says something
>EU pumps
fuck off

[Anonymous No.53911504]

>>53911477
OH SHIT! Is this a BSC moment brewing? BX hasn't fallen much despite this development.

[Anonymous No.53911505]

>>53911479
it's just an algo pump that triggered the momentum traders.

[Anonymous No.53911506]

Bros...
We thought it was a headCRAB market
But it's actually a... BULLsquid market!

[Anonymous No.53911518]

>they forgot that nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.53911521]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY TQQQ

[Anonymous No.53911524]

Everything pumps, but everything I’m holding doesn’t

[Anonymous No.53911525]

why is dollar computer going up?

[Anonymous No.53911526]

wut

[Anonymous No.53911529]

Non farm payrolls tomorrow morning sorry to burst your bubble bulls but this is a classic pump n dump before friday open

[Anonymous No.53911532]

>SLOW AND STEADY CHANGES IN POLICY SHOULD REDUCE RISK OF A HARD OUTCOME
lmao. And still you tards think JPOW won't get his soft landing.

[Anonymous No.53911539]

THIS IS THE TOP!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53911543]

BUY EVERYTHING YOU CAN FUCKING GET YOUR HANDS ON

[Anonymous No.53911544]

>>53911474
No

[Anonymous No.53911546]

>>53911529
You just know

[Anonymous No.53911557]

>>53911526
D-does Buffett sama lurk here?

[Anonymous No.53911558]

Tomorrow: 03.03.2023
3x3=9
9=whatever, dump, it's over.

[Anonymous No.53911563]

>>53911532
If the Fed zogs out and still doesn't deal with inflation despite being behind the curve for the last three years, we're going to get the GAAN landing.

[Anonymous No.53911565]

So, odds that the last 3 days are a bear trap?
Or are we really just gonna crab this until we all drop acid?

[Anonymous No.53911566]

>Short squeeze on SPY
Lmao I was holding 0dte calls

[Anonymous No.53911569]

>S&P 500 hits arbitrary meme line
>Computers freak the fuck out
lmao

[Anonymous No.53911572]

>>53911557
fuck me that was a surprise!

[Anonymous No.53911575]

>>53911532
But nothing is changing?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53911579]

>>53911557
LOL, THE FUCKING RETARD IS GOING BACKWARDS.

[Anonymous No.53911582]

O MY GODDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.53911584]

>>53911557
Dat ass and dem titties ain't retarded

[Anonymous No.53911604]

>>53911557
W-what if the TRKA shill... is Buffet..

[Anonymous No.53911605]

No refunds bobos. :)

[Anonymous No.53911611]

>>53911584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvZVaPnH3vQ

[Anonymous No.53911616]

>>53911572
>that pic
W E W

[Anonymous No.53911617]

>>53911557
If she's down, them I'm down.

[Anonymous No.53911618]

It's hilarious watching price action change people's narative.
>Price pumped: "OOOOOO all is well SPX 6000 EoY"
>Price dumped: "AAAAAAAA deepest recession ever confirmed!!!!!"

[Anonymous No.53911621]

what do you picture /smg/ looking like if it were a virtual meeting space? i'm thinking deep leather armchairs, rich mahogany bookshelves. but with a tasteful anime figure here and there.

[Anonymous No.53911638]

>>53911621
Various third world villagers

[Anonymous No.53911643]

>>53911618
welcome to /smg/

[Anonymous No.53911644]

>>53911617
kek, i wonder what its like fucking something that is defective

[Anonymous No.53911645]

>>53911621
A seedy Michigan dive bar, with Frasier tending, Rocker mopping, and everyone wearing ski masks while glued to Robinhood on their phones.

[Anonymous No.53911647]

>>53911621
A fireplace and liquor cabinet would be nice.

[Anonymous No.53911651]

>newsless scampump

[Anonymous No.53911658]

>>53911618
only a letter difference between greed and green

[Anonymous No.53911664]

Schwab CD at 5.3%

[Anonymous No.53911665]

stop the count!

line go down pls

[Anonymous No.53911667]

>trying to make a move just to stay in the game
>i try to stay awake and remember my name
>but everybody's changing, and I don't feel the same

[Anonymous No.53911669]

>>53911651
>>53911196

[Anonymous No.53911670]

>>53911621

[Anonymous No.53911673]

>whole market moves in concert regardless of sector
very cool

[Anonymous No.53911677]

>>53911621

[Anonymous No.53911681]

HELLO NIGGAS. YOU CALLED? THIS IS A BULL TRAP.

[Anonymous No.53911683]

how much should i spend on a mountain bike

[Anonymous No.53911689]

>SJIM listed
SJIM listed
>SJIM listed
SJIM listed
>SJIM listed
SJIM listed
>SJIM listed
SJIM listed
>SJIM listed
SJIM listed
>SJIM listed
SJIM listed
>SJIM listed
SJIM listed

[Anonymous No.53911690]

>>53911673
great deal

[Anonymous No.53911694]

>>53911683
the government doesn't want you to know this, but the bikes on the street are free.
i have 458 bikes

[Anonymous No.53911695]

>TSLA not pumping with the market

This pump is a technical scam based on nothing news, QQQ will not break above 293.

[Anonymous No.53911697]

>>53911683
>zero cash flow
Nothing. Maybe /pmg/ would think differently, though.

[Anonymous No.53911702]

>>53911621
Piss bottles
Cum socks
Various fast food bags and containers
Beer cans everywhere
Full ash trays
Butt plugs
Women's clothing despite no women ever stepping foot in /smg/
Various psychiatric medications
40 year old furniture
Visible stink lines coming off the place
Did I miss anything?

[Anonymous No.53911701]

i was re-watching Le Big Short and i realized what really bothered me about it
they never once mention that the main reason the tranches turned to dogshit is that the government forced the loan companies to make subprime loans
the loan reps weren't wantonly seeking out these people, they were literally forced to find those people who were most likely to fail to make payments and tank the entire market

[Anonymous No.53911704]

GET READY YA'LL IT'S COMING, AND IT'S COMING HARD.

[Anonymous No.53911707]

>>53911196
I don't get how this is good news? The current fed rate is 4.5. If they stop hiking in july-august, that would put the fed rate at 5.25-5.5, which is already what's predicted to be the terminal rate both by the market and the most recent dot plot. He also said "could be", implying that this is the low end of his expectations. So how is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.53911708]

>>53911618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIgXhiOpeQ

[Anonymous No.53911711]

>>53911673
Ever heard of ETF's or futures?

[Anonymous No.53911713]

>>53911196
But didn't Bostic also said just yesterday that rates needed to be higher?
They're just toying with us at this aren't they lmao

[Anonymous No.53911729]

I WOULD NOT GET COCKY IF I WERE YOU

[Anonymous No.53911728]

>>53911707
i had the same thought when i read the headline, no idea. maybe just algos getting it wrong. BUY 0dte PUTS NOW

[Anonymous No.53911734]

>>53911711
ever heard of deez nuts?

[Anonymous No.53911744]

>>53911701
Clinton's negro lending policies were responsible only for a small fraction of the subprime lending among some banks. Even if they didn't exist, lending to morons in order to dupe German pension funds out of their money would've happened.

[Anonymous No.53911745]

GTLB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53911747]

>>53911734
yeah, they're kind of pathetic.

[Anonymous No.53911751]

kek the daily 2pm 0dte spy candle. this market is a joke

[Anonymous No.53911760]

>>53911621

[Anonymous No.53911767]

>>53911747
dont believe everything you hear in the bathhouse

[Anonymous No.53911770]

>>53911689
>SJIM 60k volume
>LJIM 4k volume
lmao, haha even

[Anonymous No.53911771]

>>53911673
This isn't new, anon. Everybody getting in to trading notices this eventually. Adjust strategy accordingly. My solution was to trade leveraged ETFs exclusively and skip the entire individual stock game.

[Anonymous No.53911775]

>>53911701
Probably had little to do with it. The banks are so fucking greedy and know they own the government so they just do whatever the fuck they want and if shit hits the fan they knew the government was going to bail them out, which they did. If it happens again (it will) they'll bail them out again. Even if it means the entire country collapses. All the rich Jewish bankers will just leave the country and find a new one to destroy.

[Anonymous No.53911779]

>>53911713
This is why I'm done trading during normal market hours. I'm switching to futures at night time when all the retards fucking up the price action are asleep.

[Anonymous No.53911782]

>SIGA earnings after hours

[Anonymous No.53911784]

>>53911702
Curse tik tok for proliferating this video. I wish for blissful ignorance.

[Anonymous No.53911786]

>>53911771
am i on a list now that i notice things?

[Anonymous No.53911794]

>>53911707
>So how is this bullish?
Past few weeks everything has been bullish. Dont look for logic, its just retarded people gambling with their life savings.

[Anonymous No.53911796]

>>53911702
>Various psychiatric medications
stop poking through my medicine cabinet

[Anonymous No.53911803]

>>53911713
"Stopping by mid summer" would be higher, a full percent higher even assuming .25% hikes going forward. I think the MMs are just using it as an excuse to pump and try to crush some puts

[Anonymous No.53911804]

ONCS CHADS

[Anonymous No.53911809]

>>53911673
You could buy some SI instead if you want a more diverse portfolio

[Anonymous No.53911814]

YA'LL NIGGAS BUYING PUTS, RIGHT?? THIS SHIT ABOUT TO CRASH HARD TOMORROW. YOU FUCKS DON'T EVEN KNOW.

[Anonymous No.53911815]

>>53911782
Even San Francisco has 0 gayblackpox cases, hoss.

[Anonymous No.53911817]

>>53911621
> anime
> tasteful

[Anonymous No.53911824]

>>53911786
yes, the midwit list.

[Anonymous No.53911832]

>>53911775
>Probably had little to do with it.
Shut the fuck up lol. They weren't doing it until the Clinton administration made them.

[Anonymous No.53911833]

>JEPI outperforming SPY
How?

[Anonymous No.53911837]

lmao on that shitcoin pump on SPY

[Anonymous No.53911842]

>>53911644
wild fucking noises guaranteed

[Anonymous No.53911845]

>>53911082
Why do faggots always post this shit like it means something.
If you spend 30mil on options you arent some fucking genius that knows whats gonna happen so you put million on it.
Two reasons for options:
>Gambling/degeneracy
>protecting your current holdings.
People that drop million rarely fall into the first category

[Anonymous No.53911848]

>>53911779
>overnight trading to avoid the jews
You'll just get rekt even harder by the chinks

[Anonymous No.53911855]

>>53911272
Nope they won't USA cannot afford higher rates.
Also, nobody cares abotu inflation. People accepted that women can have dicks. They will have no problem living with 10% monthly inflation.

[Anonymous No.53911856]

>>53911824
why are you seeking out my posts to reply? post bussy if you're that fucking desperate and i'll tell you yes or no

[Anonymous No.53911857]

>>53911786
I'm sure I'm on several lists. It's fine.

[Anonymous No.53911861]

>>53911848
Also jewish robots. The silicon golems

[Anonymous No.53911866]

Do you have the time?
To listen to me whine.

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53911868]

ITS POOMPING

I cant believe this stock dropped 10% just because of a marketing error with the chatbot spitting out a wrong answer. Have they not seen chatGPT its wrong every other reply and sometimes 'hallucinates' and makes stuff up. Alphabet has been 10% off for weeks now. Literally free +10% of your investment. Maybe I should get into CFDs if people are this dumb

[Anonymous No.53911873]

>>53911855
>USA cannot afford higher rates.
Why not?

[Anonymous No.53911874]

Yes, I bought the BOIL dip. I will have a brappy gf and I will be happy.

[Anonymous No.53911881]

>>53911491
> he doesn't know why commodity stocks are called "cyclical"
Yeah anon, keep buying low p/e commodity companies, see what happens next

[Anonymous No.53911884]

>>53911873
Because we have 120% debt to GDP, with about half of it refinancing within the next 3 years. And that's without any rate-induced recession or slowdown.

[Anonymous No.53911889]

>>53911779
during chink hours it's shit volume
start during EU hours so the volume builds up until it's around 3 hours before US open then you literally see algo clown show starting

[Anonymous No.53911891]

>>53911814
https://youtu.be/0CPJ-AbCsT8?t=23

[Anonymous No.53911897]

Really, what the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.53911898]

>>53911185
>not voting so doesn't matter
Smoothbrain. Ever utterance by a Fed pres gets pre-vetted by the NSA's god machine AI to produce a given outcome. The algos know this and trade accordingly

[Anonymous No.53911900]

>>53911729
Sorry, it is going to pump. Green Thursday, Green Friday.

[Anonymous No.53911903]

>>53911832
Do you actual believe that the housing market collapse and the banks defaulted because the government forced the banks to give out mortgages to a fraction of a fraction of the population? Get real man. The banks are greedy, dirty, kikes that would have loaned money to anyone because they're too big to fail.

[Anonymous No.53911910]

>>53911848
Nah, I've been watching the overnight futures closely. The market processes and churns through the news, volatility, Fed trolls and retarded 0dte redditors during the daytime trading hours, and after the close it makes up its mind then decisively at some point moves in a hard direction at least once, if not twice, for hours at a time. Daytime trading hours is a scam for market makers to cause maximum pain.

[Anonymous No.53911912]

>>53911873
tune in to find out

[Anonymous No.53911915]

>>53911897
that is a male.

[Anonymous No.53911918]

>>53911866
Stop. I want to go back so bad bro.

[Anonymous No.53911922]

>>53911912
> banking.senate.gov
My favourite podcast channel

[Anonymous No.53911926]

>>53911868
>just because of a marketing error with the chatbot spitting out a wrong answer.
Nigga you don't fucking get it. They spent 300 million dollars on a super computer warehouse that uses a hundred thousand dollars per day just in electricity, and the result was a moderately more advanced cleverbot. When it got that answer wrong, it pulled the wool off of investors eyes. This isn't artificial intelligence. It's just a fucking chatbot. It doesn't do anything, it's just a toy. A 300 million dollar toy. This is like asking why Facebook stock tanked over the metaverse garbage. It's because you tend to start losing faith in a company when they dump unimaginable amounts of capital into retarded vanity projects.

[Anonymous No.53911927]

>>53911915
You take that back!

[Anonymous No.53911928]

>>53911814
for the few bobos who survive today

[Anonymous No.53911929]

>>53911918
The answer is, no, and then you 360 and walk away.

[Anonymous No.53911931]

>>53911900
MARKET'S CRASHING TOMORROW NIGGA. NATO FINNA INVADE RUSSIA THROUGH POLAND AND MF'S GONNA START SELLING EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.53911932]

>>53911897
crabbin till capitulation. no movement till March 22nd

[Anonymous No.53911939]

>>53911884
So reduce federal spending.

[Anonymous No.53911940]

>>53911897
This is the one and only picture where she actually looks cute and doesn't look like an uncanny alien. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.53911947]

>>53911912
>ooooooooooooh i'm gunna....SPEEEEEEND
>oooooh god i'm speeeeennnndinnnnng
>Please mister jpow, help i can't stop myself from speeennnndddinnnnnggg ooooo

[Anonymous No.53911948]

>>53911932
>3 weeks
Oh shid

[Anonymous No.53911950]

>>53911855
They're mandated by the Executive to bring it down, unless Biden wants to throw the next election he cannot abandon the attempt to lower inflation. His draining of the SPR shows how desperate he is to get inflation down, but it just isn't working.

[Anonymous No.53911954]

Imagine selling BILI at a 10% loss premarket because some cuck told you China is uninvestable.
lmao.

[Anonymous No.53911955]

>>53911931
>just 24 more hours

[Anonymous No.53911958]

>>53911939
OK, do you want to stop the industrial production of the defense industry, the healthcare spending of Medicare/Medicaid, or the consumer spending of Boomers via Social Security?

[Anonymous No.53911966]

sex with elizabeth olsen

[Anonymous No.53911967]

>>53911903
>to a fraction of a fraction of the population?
No, it's because they made the banks give out mortgages to dozens of millions of people who couldn't begin to pay them off. The fact that banks resorted to hebrew magic to try to pretend they weren't eventually going to have to eat the costs does not change that the root cause was federal housing policy.

[Anonymous No.53911968]

>>53911940
Uncanny aliens, you say?

[Anonymous No.53911977]

>>53911958
>consumer spending of Boomers via Social Security
what the old faggots gonna do? throw diapers?

[Anonymous No.53911979]

>>53911940
I for one love ayy lmaos and their sexy big heads.

[Anonymous No.53911980]

>>53911381
>truflation

[Anonymous No.53911984]

seems like a quite jewish pump

[Anonymous No.53911986]

>>53911889
You could always just trade the open of each country's index as it opens to have max liquidity at all times. Start with Australia then an hour or so later Tokyo then another hour and Taiwan and mainland China indexes start the trading day. I think 10pm eastern time the poo index Nifty 50 starts. Then at 3am when Frankfurt wakes up you can trade the European indexes. Pop a couple more adderals and get the New York open till 11am eastern then sleep until Straya opens up again that evening. Gamble crapto perp futures on the weekends

[Anonymous No.53911988]

Europe was suspiciously green despite nasdump and shit and poo being red. I knew it , today is a slurp day

[Anonymous No.53911989]

>>53911621
Brawl in Ugandan Parliament
>>53911645
Haha

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53911990]

>>53911926
>he doesnt know that super advanced 'ai' algorithms is going to revolutionise the word

my guy in the future these glorified knowledge bases is perfect for search engines. we're a few degrees away from these goobers being able to do most things mindless jobs do which is like most jobs. Its not about what it does now but the potential on what they will do, and making a small error is not indicative of its potential.

[Anonymous No.53912003]

>>53911950
Lol they will just make 10% monthly inflation their target. It's all made up anyway.

[Anonymous No.53912007]

alright one last 90s song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0trh9Y598fM

[Anonymous No.53912012]

>>53911958
>the healthcare spending of Medicare/Medicaid,
This one. Just reduce payout for procedures. Also eliminate half the glownigger agencies, eliminate federal grants to academia other than R&D, and tax remittances.

[Anonymous No.53912014]

When you sold your SPY puts yesterday before this juicy pump

[Anonymous No.53912017]

>>53911931
ending retarded war would be bullish, the great satan does not want that.

[Anonymous No.53912020]

>>53911939
They never well, at most they'll do a universal cut and people will bitch about how niggers and retirees with starve to death with 1% less welfare money a year

[Anonymous No.53912023]

>>53911967
>Two basic points emerge from our analysis of the available data. First, only a small portion of subprime mortgage originations is related to the CRA. Second, CRA-related loans appear to perform comparably to other types of subprime loans. Taken together, the available evidence seems to run counter to the contention that the CRA contributed in any substantive way to the current mortgage crisis.
-https://www.minneapolisfed.org/article/2009/did-the-cra-cause-the-mortgage-market-meltdown

[Anonymous No.53912036]

>>53911483
It kind of seemed that way if you're a dipshit TV analyst who gets driven to work and thus doesn't realize why inflation was so low in december: gas prices plummeted.

[Anonymous No.53912044]

>>53911977
Uh, vote. They vote.

>>53912012
Your last two ideas are unquestionably good but alas only a drop in the bucket. However glowniggers blackmail congress and paying doctors less gets you voted out of office.

[Anonymous No.53912053]

OH GOD IM POOZING OHHHHHHHHH OH IM GONNA POOOOOOZZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.53912054]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

JPOW WAS ASKED IF THEY COULD PAUSE MID YEAR AND AFTER HE LAUGHED FOR THIRTY SECOND STRAIGHT HE SAID “ABSOLUTELY NOT”.

TERMINAL RATE WILL GO TO 10% EOY

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[Anonymous No.53912056]

>>53911989
bullish for...
>>53911926
>>53911990
what both of you miss is that these aren't vanity projects, or grand examples of how the AI is going to win out, they're just ways of keeping the average programmer from making competing soc media that isn't controlled by Tel Aviv.
As long as the normie programmer has a nice wage, and some foosball next to the monster dispenser, he's blissfully unaware that his skills could build a system that would cut all of these soc media companies to the ground floor.

[Anonymous No.53912058]

>>53912053
Settle down Beavis.

[Anonymous No.53912067]

>>53912003
>be political party #1
>give up on fighting inflation
>population is mad
>be political party #2
>"elected us and we will bring down inflation. unlike those incompetant monkeys from party #1"
>get elected
it's political suicide

[Anonymous No.53912070]

>>53912023
(((analysis)))

[Anonymous No.53912071]

>>53912053
big if true.

[Anonymous No.53912074]

I knew some of you fomoed in , you guys never learn huh?

[Anonymous No.53912079]

>>53912044
>votes
nobody votes anon, we bussin

[Anonymous No.53912086]

>>53911958
>defense industry, the healthcare spending of Medicare/Medicaid
Biden just signed an executive order that all branches of the government need to have diversity and inclusion officers to make sure were less white & men and more gay. You have zero ground to stand on lol

[Anonymous No.53912092]

>>53911098
CTRM

[Anonymous No.53912101]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.53912107]

>>53912070
Look, I'm as antisemitic and racist as the next guy but you'd need some causative mechanism why this law caused a crash in the late 2000's rather than the late 1990's.

[Anonymous No.53912115]

>>53912067
Simply call party #2 racists and bigots and you win.

[Anonymous No.53912118]

that feel when you flip spatula in complete circle and catch handle bros

https://youtu.be/DL7-CKirWZE

[Anonymous No.53912121]

>>53911990
>my guy in the future these glorified knowledge bases is perfect for search engines.
Okay? And? How is a marginally improved search engine worth spending 300 fucking billion dollars on? You are right in that machine learning is going to significantly improve the efficiency of certain industries, but it's not that large of an improvement over conventional software in most applications. It IS very important for development of robotics, but the issue there is we don't have any fucking robots to program. Engineering of robotics has been at a crawl for decades. But even more importantly, chatgpt and openai have fucking nothing to do with controlling robotic movement, it's just language.
>we're a few degrees away from these goobers being able to do most things mindless jobs do which is like most jobs.
Chatgpt has nothing to do with this. It is just a big ass language model. It cannot be used to teach a non-existent robot how to shingle a roof or pick oranges or even drive a truck.

[Anonymous No.53912125]

>>53911989
honorable memba

[Anonymous No.53912132]

>>53912074
sir the market is up

[Anonymous No.53912134]

>>53912118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yILr8KdTPsU

[Anonymous No.53912135]

>>53912086
While the money spent making the various departments DIE is waste in a practical sense, it also ends up in pockets and being spent.

Which means any wholesale costcutting there will hit the economy as negroes and trannies get fired and have to find new employment. It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.53912136]

>>53912118
nope.
we 2000s now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA

[Anonymous No.53912137]

>>53912023
Wow, the government says that the shitty lending practices it encouraged (and STILL FUCKING DOES, by the way) are not its own fault.

[Anonymous No.53912145]

>>53912074
I covered my 0DTE puts to cut my losses, second losing trade of the day but a good cover. it was a good move cause they are almost worth 0 now and no way they are coming back.

I bought a suicide stack of back month OTM puts at nearly the highs of the day, they are already green. If we retest the lows this month I’m buying a lambo.

[Anonymous No.53912148]

>>53912138
>>53912138

[Anonymous No.53912151]

>>53911986
lately I only trade US futes on chink closing, EU opening until right before US open or until any important data print coming. if you sit out the first scam hour on US open it's smooth sailing relatively speaking :^)

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53912156]

>>53912121
you cant see the bigger picture and thats OK.

[Anonymous No.53912158]

>>53911903
Banks loaning out money to people they know can't pay it back makes never made sense economically, the government absolutely pushed them to do it. It only exists now after QE and bailouts proved the private sector can be as retarded as they want and face no real consequences

[Anonymous No.53912160]

>>53911146
I swore off McDonalds a long ass time ago but went the other day on a whim. I got a 6 piece nuggets and fries. Not only are the nuggets basically actual mush inside now but everything was like eating a salt lick. I felt awful for like 2 or 3 days after. Not sure how anyone eats there regularly and survives. I’ll legitimately never go there again.

[Anonymous No.53912165]

>>53912137
>Defense lawyer argues client is innocent
Yes, that's generally how it works. Like I said, I'm open to a racist rebuttal but I think it's Jewish money supply trickery and greed that caused 2008 moreso than dopey Boomers taking pity on niggers.

[Anonymous No.53912186]

>>53912156
That's not ok. None of this is okay

[Anonymous No.53912188]

>>53912135
It negatively impacts the economy as you have to borrow money you dont have to pay these worthless piles of shit. we have to cut federal spending and that means stop burning money on stupid shit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53912197]

>>53912115
Real Red, White and Jew Americans aren't racist and would never vote for party #2 if this were the case.

[Anonymous No.53912204]

>>53912107
1. It took time for subprime mortgages to accumulate
2. Banks used financial trickery to delay eventually having to eat the costs of non-payers
3. The weak lending practices led to housing price expansion which led to speculation and thus additional speculative demand, it took time for the bubble to inflate and it took the bubble popping for the mechanisms which protected banks from their own subprime lending to fail.

[Anonymous No.53912209]

>>53912160
The McDouble is $1.99 literary the best deal in all of fast food. Wash it down with a free cup of water if you're a health nut

[Anonymous No.53912214]

Every position I enter is to inverse someone. I lost the ability to decide for myself if price will go up or down, and I blame Biden for it

[Anonymous No.53912222]

>>53912135
The marginal loss that decreased federal wages has on economic growth and tax revenue is less important than reducing the unsustainable burden of exponentially growing federal debt.

[Anonymous No.53912265]

>>53912165
>than dopey Boomers taking pity on niggers.
It wasn't about dopey boomers, it was about kikes wanting to make a wealth transfer from white families in the form of making them overpay for homes during the bubble and then taking those homes back when they lost their jobs, using post-crash stimulus to inflate debt away and reduce the value of saved assets, and allow institutions to buy up everything cheap in the early 2010s.

[Anonymous No.53912269]

>>53911467
Uhhh.. are they okay?

[Anonymous No.53912270]

>>53912204
>1. It took time for subprime mortgages to accumulate
This isn't a straight line. Something kicked it off from 2002 to 2004.

>2. Banks used financial trickery to delay eventually having to eat the costs of non-payers
Look at delinquency rates. You're talking ARMs and interest rate shit and whatnot as home prices stalled out. That's a 2005 to 2008 dynamic rather than a 1990's one.

>3. The weak lending practices led to housing price expansion which led to speculation and thus additional speculative demand, it took time for the bubble to inflate and it took the bubble popping for the mechanisms which protected banks from their own subprime lending to fail.
Yeah and this is post tech bubble Fed Jewry, *not* 1990s black lending policies. The latter was a constant but only a fraction of the loan action rather than the whole enchilada.

[Anonymous No.53912319]

>>53912270
It wasn't a straight line because the dot com crash put a dent in people even trying to get a home at all. But as you can see, it was a minor one. (and for the record, while Bush didn't create the Clinton lending standards, he didn't do anything to fix them, it's almost as much his fault, he could have popped the bubble when it was far smaller).
>Yeah and this is post tech bubble Fed Jewry, *not* 1990s black lending policies.
It's both, and both were intentional.

[Anonymous No.53912365]

>>53912319
This is like saying the COVID recession and subsequent shitfuckery was because black people died off a lot and were exceptionally lazy.

Yes, that is true and yes that is part of the problem, but you're focusing on a red herring. On a single tree in the forest.

[Anonymous No.53912368]

>>53911881
You doomers have me convinced that a recession is imminent. But the contrarian in me know that if everyone expects it, it won’t happen. I’m betting on another leg in the oil run.

[Anonymous No.53912377]

>>53912209
The best deal in all of fast food is the $5 bag at Wendy's which includes a double stack, 4 nuggets, fries, and drink. I try to wait until I have a coupon for something free with any purchase.

[Anonymous No.53912398]

>>53912365
I'm not blaming black people for the housing crisis. Black people didn't cause the shitty lending policies, jews in the government did.

[Anonymous No.53912400]

>>53911966
Yes please

[Anonymous No.53912420]

based autistic algos bouncing off moving averages

[Anonymous No.53912428]

>>53912398
Yes and I'm saying it wasn't whether the Jews encouraged, discouraged, or ignored negro lending standards. It was their manipulation of interest rates and the overall housing market that caused the problem.

The community reinvestment bullshit is bad policy, no question, but if you had a magic wand to reverse one thing and prevent 2008, that's not what you'd want to reverse. That's all I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.53912464]

>>53912398
But those lending policies also coincided with stupid construction projects and shitty zoning laws. No one is denying that Jewish tricks caused this but its part of several fronts and not just the one that involves Talmudic lending.

[Anonymous No.53912481]

>>53912420
>The S&P can't go under the 200 DMA because... it just CAN'T OKAY?

[Anonymous No.53912493]

>>53912428
>Yes and I'm saying it wasn't whether the Jews encouraged, discouraged, or ignored negro lending standards. It was their manipulation of interest rates and the overall housing market that caused the problem.
It can be, and was, both, on purpose.
>>53912464
>stupid construction projects and shitty zoning laws.
Go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.53912500]

>NOOOO the fed has to pivot so the heckin billionarinos can get richer
get your middling working class assets into cash and let them burn something down

[Anonymous No.53912505]

Would it make sense to buy S&P500 short ETFs (like SH or PSQ) right now considering everything is about to crash?

[Anonymous No.53912747]

Sorry Bobo, recession's canceled yet again.

[Anonymous No.53913327]

>>53912464
>jewish govt make white give niggers loans niggers loans

[Anonymous No.53913922]

>>53912505
>everything is about to crash
upwards?