/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53908157]

Central bank edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWsZN_OoqrI

Previous >>53906254

[Anonymous No.53908202]

CRM bros it is our time

[Anonymous No.53908216]

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[Anonymous No.53908217]

first for BOIL

[Anonymous No.53908218]

Stop early baking you niggers.

[Anonymous No.53908226]

[Anonymous No.53908230]

Nice OP

[Anonymous No.53908232]

Lads, I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about “industrial renaissance” and “made in America” shit. What’s the best stocks to hold to profit off of this? Ideally ones with high dividends.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53908236]

>>53908218
stop posting this bitch

[Anonymous No.53908237]

>>53908218
stop posting mutts

[Anonymous No.53908241]

>>53908217
failed

[Anonymous No.53908243]

>>53908232
the longer the war in ukraine goes on, the worse off globalist chinks are, so yeah it's likely and worth keeping an eye on

[Anonymous No.53908242]

First for another down, "Again"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4gmGYhr-7k

[Anonymous No.53908245]

I am getting beyond unheemed, I am getting, dare I say it, supergreen

[Anonymous No.53908255]

My bread tastes good

[Anonymous No.53908256]

>>53908236
Stop posting in general you abhorrent kike.

[Anonymous No.53908258]

Uhh troika sisters, I wet myself a little.

[Anonymous No.53908260]

Where are my Index and Divvy Kings at?

[Anonymous No.53908274]

TSLA $200 calls for Friday closed at $8 yesterday
curious to see how much they'll be $15 OTM
might have to sluuuuuuuurp some cheapies
i just can't bring myself to buy puts on TSLA
have gotten burned in the past trying to do that
the meme power of this stonk is irrefutable

[Anonymous No.53908276]

>>53908260
>dividends chad
Based and comfy pilled

[Anonymous No.53908277]

>>53908256
stop

[Anonymous No.53908278]

>>53908226
This chart is being posted on every dip for the past 20 years. When will bobos learn? I have a theory they don't learn because every single one of them ends up an hero and chart is actually reposted by newcommers. Would also explain why bobos usually post 4 digits accounts.

[Anonymous No.53908281]

>>53908260
Line go down so uh getting heemed at the moment cornpop

[Anonymous No.53908294]

XELA CHADS

[Anonymous No.53908301]

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[Anonymous No.53908300]

What the fuck was that?!

[Anonymous No.53908306]

>>53908277
Make me.
>WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53908314]

Look extremely crabbish

[Anonymous No.53908320]

AQB Marines ...

[Anonymous No.53908326]

I saw every single sign that today would be alright and I still got calls.
Not knowing what was going to happen I should've sat it out and waited.
It'll be quiet today.

[Anonymous No.53908328]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53908331]

Dem bonds looking good right now. Actually going to be able to get some fixed income profit now.

[Anonymous No.53908332]

just got here
i’m sitting on a conservative portfolio of 100% LUKOY so i can’t lose a penny today but it looks like the rest of you are getting fucked, and not in a good way, qwack
what happened?

[Anonymous No.53908337]

XELA bros OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53908338]

INTC bhais...

[Anonymous No.53908339]

>>53908326
Ah, come on, enjoy the funposting. It's a dead market and you're gonna miss the quiet in Q3.

[Anonymous No.53908342]

Kek, DAX is stuck. Dumped enough for today and US doesn't want to dump further, even with DOW dropping slightly.

[Anonymous No.53908343]

>>53908202
PE ratio of 700, valuations well over 100 billion dollars
This is what you call a zombie company I dont care if they had a relatively good quarter

[Anonymous No.53908355]

>BOIL

It has been green every single day for two weeks. I've shilled it every single day for two weeks. Every single day a bunch of faggots tell me I am wrong.

You never listen

[Anonymous No.53908358]

Jesus Christ TSLA

[Anonymous No.53908359]

I there is a bull rally Im selling it all
Buying Vici, Google again, railroads, ASML or TSMC, MSFT, VISA or MasterCard or whatever I find, high yield growth dividend ETFs, SP500 ETF
And the stocks will be on IBKR and I will sell covered calls on everything at the price it should not reach that fast to get a bit more money

Im too stupid for this

[Anonymous No.53908362]

>>53908338
>INTC
kek im not touching that until $15 and or they cancel the divy.

[Anonymous No.53908364]

Reminder that /smg/ started to fud nat gas at $2.2 and sold boil at $4.5 after holding it all the way down

[Anonymous No.53908370]

look at these dip slurpers in TSLA

[Anonymous No.53908371]

KR weeb anon where are you? this shit is nuts?

[Anonymous No.53908372]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.53908377]

>>53908370
Dick slurpers?

[Anonymous No.53908385]

>>53908358
Low-beta shitcoin chart.

[Anonymous No.53908386]

>Events in China, not Russia, drove oil prices this past year, and now that Chinese manufacturing activity is on the upswing, the next 12-18 months are likely to see another spike in oil prices, says Goldman Sachs.

>That could mean crude oil targeting prices above $100 per barrel in the fourth quarter of this year.

[Anonymous No.53908387]

>>53908364
>all of /smg/ is one person
Lmao a lot of us have been shilling BOIL, since the bottom on nat gas. you're not some sage, you're just LITERALLY following us.
It's going back to ~$4.50, so we all still have a lot of time.

[Anonymous No.53908399]

I nominate KR as a new smg staple

[Anonymous No.53908409]

>>53908386
Goldman says OIL Q4 2023 above 100$ AGAIN after being wrong in 2022 already. They'll be wrong AGAIN. Oil will stay at 70-80, max 90, min. 60.

[Anonymous No.53908408]

uh oh, stinky

[Anonymous No.53908420]

>>53908409
Yeah I think its hit a stable point in actuality. Id like to see $100 again just for giggles but I dont think it will happen. But ultimately 70-90 is perfect for the operators. They will rake in massive profits here.

[Anonymous No.53908423]

>>53908386
>goldman sachs

[Anonymous No.53908425]

Schwab CD 5.25%

[Anonymous No.53908427]

What is the plural of heemed?

[Anonymous No.53908432]

How long until hostile hedge funds invade TSLA because of Elon’s negligence

[Anonymous No.53908433]

BUDDY THE YIELDS

[Anonymous No.53908436]

Credit Suisse bros...

[Anonymous No.53908438]

is it too greedy to expect 388 on spy? I think that would be the ultimate knife catch for the next few weeks

[Anonymous No.53908439]

>>53908427
Why would there be a plural for a verb

[Anonymous No.53908454]

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way

[Anonymous No.53908456]

>>53908427
these are the people you take financial advice from

[Anonymous No.53908457]

Uh oh all my stocks are red

[Anonymous No.53908458]

The fixed the 0DTE glitch. Now the moves all happen in AH and we trade in a five point range all day in cash market.

[Anonymous No.53908460]

>>53908454
Based /sp/ enjoyer.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53908469]

>>53908454
G_D SAVE THE BURGER KING!

[Anonymous No.53908471]

>>53908438
Honestly thinking 390 at most. The Tesla dip is going to be fully slurped eventually

[Anonymous No.53908477]

DEATH TO ALL SLURPERS

[Anonymous No.53908483]

The biggest components of spy are getting absolutely demolished, yesterday's double bottom was demolished, yet spy won't die
These niggers... These kike ass niggers

[Anonymous No.53908486]

>>53908433
About to slurp on some 6M t-bills via non-competitive bids in the current auction. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.53908488]

>>53908386
Wow it's a rerun of "jews say oil is going to $200/barrel"

You are fighting the administration. They said $70 oil and its gonna be $70 oil if they have to send more underage children to the Saudis for them to shit on to get it done

[Anonymous No.53908490]

>>53908420
Yeah, that's realistic. Below 70-60 only if recession/heavy recession.

[Anonymous No.53908491]

>>53908483

[Anonymous No.53908493]

>>53908278
either bait or actually retarded

[Anonymous No.53908506]

>>53908387
> Shilling BOIL at the bottom

Kek no , you were shilling BOIL at $50 like the losers you are back in november. Dont act like you timed the bottom baggie

[Anonymous No.53908515]

>it’s a NASDAQ gets obliterated so the Big Boys move into the DOW day

Jesus, they just fucking refuse to buy bonds. Maybe the Big Boys will start when the terminal rate is up to 6%

[Anonymous No.53908518]

>>53908355
WHY IS IT DUMPING AHHHHHHHH I BOUGHT THE TOP AHHHHH

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53908521]

>>53908278
You could have listened to DAN and made some money, but you're a retarded fuckface no good loser. Eat shit and get left by your wife, faggot.

[Anonymous No.53908527]

>>53908471
I was hoping to catch a nasty wick when all those shorters cover or get btfo for being greedy. I must wage so I put in an order and hope. I think 410 is possible by april7th

[Anonymous No.53908533]

keep going down FNGU

[Anonymous No.53908542]

>>53908515
>g refuse to buy bonds. Maybe the Big Boys will start when the terminal rate is up to 6%
>2 year at highest yields since 07

[Anonymous No.53908547]

>>53908521
> Baggie is bearish
yep we end the day green

[Anonymous No.53908548]

core below 5
Powell is probably not even throwing 25 bepis this time

[Anonymous No.53908550]

>tfw I have to fly on an airplane today and cant just sit at home staring at charts

SHORT
>WING
>FSLR
>PANW
>AXON

LONG
>SQQQ
>BOIL

[Anonymous No.53908552]

>>53908506
I remember those retards buying the top of oil and natural gas last year.. that's why I shilled kold and drip all of last year while the "oil princesses" (including Rocker) got their shit pushed in. I started shilling BOIL around $8 but I straight up told people to average in and sell puts on it. It's was realllllyyyy fucking Jewish that the exact bottom was like 1.999999

[Anonymous No.53908564]

Markets are healing

[Anonymous No.53908566]

>20 mins into opening
>XELA is 250 milllion volume

[Anonymous No.53908572]

>GEVO
>SENS
>ARKF
>SOXL
Which of my heavy bags should I average down on?

[Anonymous No.53908573]

>>53908506
>just potatoes
>free handshake
>meal for under $1.50
>no tipping, ever

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.53908574]

Quite the Lynchean market we got here

[Anonymous No.53908577]

>>53908506
>mad because others were also correct
Lmao did an anon fuck your mom, or something? If not, I'll do it. I'll take one for the team.
>>53908521
>baggot being a jew
You're just using DAN as a scapegoat for your lies. Market bottomed in October, suck it (it's uncircumcised)

[Anonymous No.53908580]

why the fuck did pbr did not bump on divy and good earnings

[Anonymous No.53908585]

>>53908573
remember what they took from you

[Anonymous No.53908593]

i just woke up wtf is this

[Anonymous No.53908594]

>>53908580
Because it’s a trash company and the stock is going to zero.

[Anonymous No.53908595]

>>53908564
still not below 3900. is 3900 that greedy, it doesnt feel like greedy

[Anonymous No.53908600]

>why yes I use hidden orders so the algos cant jump in front of me, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.53908602]

>>53908580
fundies don't mean shit anymore, it's all following meme indexes

[Anonymous No.53908605]

>>53908580
Market is forward looking. Maybe it's pricing something in.

[Anonymous No.53908616]

>>53908600
based, i also specifically state order route to ensure finra niggers don't get orders filled

[Anonymous No.53908619]

>>53908542
Maybe the expect it even higher, so why buy in early?

[Anonymous No.53908623]

>>53908605
How can markets be forward looking when mirrors aren't real?

[Anonymous No.53908627]

>>53908533
Scoops had like 80,000 worth of FNGU and its already done a 10-1 reverse split and will probably end up just straight up delisting this year. An idiot and his money are easily parted or whatever... you niggers gotta buy 2x instead of 3x if you are gonna DCA and hodl during fucking QT.. same with you SOXL clowns.. if there is a hard landing it's going to delist.. FNGU is even worse though because of the chink trash in it

[Anonymous No.53908633]

>>53908593
Expect a green crab since today is going to be a slurp day

[Anonymous No.53908643]

>>53908580
Clown World rules apply on this server and you can't log out

[Anonymous No.53908644]

>>53908623
Markets have been replaced with magnets produced by Tesla long time ago. Are you living under a rock?

[Anonymous No.53908646]

>>53908627
scoops dumped FNGU after he had literally bought the bottom of it in march 2020, i swear some of you are just shit for brains

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53908654]

What is the final solution to this market problem?

[Anonymous No.53908656]

>>53908644
I meant mirrors*

[Anonymous No.53908663]

What is a good price to slurp a lil TSLA?

[Anonymous No.53908666]

>>53908644
>magnets

[Anonymous No.53908667]

>>53908663
$165

[Anonymous No.53908668]

>>53908654
index and algo banning

[Anonymous No.53908669]

>>53908654
Load up on 0DTE calls

[Anonymous No.53908671]

Closed a position at 8 dollar, could have been 200 If I had held for 5 more minutes.

[Anonymous No.53908678]

>>53908667
im not that patient dough

[Anonymous No.53908687]

>>53908671
8 dollar profit*
sorry for being retarded.

[Anonymous No.53908689]

>>53908678
then buy it now

[Anonymous No.53908692]

>>53908646
>Scoops timed it well

Nigger the last screenshit he posted he was down like 87% /over $200,000. He literally was selling bags for a loss to buy leveraged bags that lost money. Stop sucking that retards cock

[Anonymous No.53908694]

>>53908552
I remember you , you were shilling kold at 12$ . Hope you made it . Its funny how /smg/ starts to act like they shorted the top and went long at the bottom. I just checked /biz/ archive and these losers were all in eqnr and leveraged to the tits on nat gas

[Anonymous No.53908695]

>>53908654
I think we all know what the final solution is

[Anonymous No.53908696]

HOOD looking cheap with SI failure.

[Anonymous No.53908697]

>>53908633
Fucking nvidia won't fucking diem. A plague upon anyone holding that cursed stock

[Anonymous No.53908702]

TRKA shill I thank you, where do we sell tho

[Anonymous No.53908706]

>>53908619
They probably do. If fed wants 5.5%ish then thats the low end for the 2 year basically. Everything with longer duration should ideally add a premium to it. Wouldnt surprise me if 30 yr is at 6% at that point. Thats assuming the fed stops raising rates, which I kinda doubt.

[Anonymous No.53908708]

troika boys ww@

[Anonymous No.53908709]

>>53908689
Do british roses really look like THAT?

[Anonymous No.53908710]

Woop woop
200dma breached on S&P

[Anonymous No.53908714]

would it be retarded to invest only in TSMC's major suppliers? Companies like ASML and AMAT are unironically too important to fail and now that TSMC and Intel are building new fabs in USA/Europe they'll need even more materials and equipment. Or am i wrong?

[Anonymous No.53908717]

Hard to believe there are people here, in this general, shorting wingstop. Real human beings, too.
The next McDonalds, the next Starbucks, right in your sights yet you choose to short this miraculous innovative fast food service provider.

[Anonymous No.53908719]

>>53908654
shorting all companies with a P/E greater than 35

[Anonymous No.53908720]

lmao bobo kys

[Anonymous No.53908724]

>>53908580
you shouldnt own 3rd world state companies managed by corrupt leftist govs

new management probably will
- cancel refining assets sales
- change fuels prices policy (indirect subsidy)
- fund renewable energy projects (lower IRR)

this will increase capex and lower earnings

forget about divs the next 4-5 years

[Anonymous No.53908725]

Genuine question. What credit card should I get with the most minimum fees? Or should I just switch to a Credit Union?

[Anonymous No.53908732]

>>53908702
You're halfway through average volume 30 minutes into the day.

[Anonymous No.53908733]

>>53908580
Lula

[Anonymous No.53908734]

>>53908692
ok schizo pajeet, you are getting all your shit confused as usual. Most of us know what we are doing here so we don't need you coddling us with your shitty thoughts. You can't even remember the most basic shit. Also I am wanting FNGU to go down for my own reasons so I don't even know why you are sperging on about.
Don't @ me

[Anonymous No.53908741]

>>53908694
Well I quit my job and I'm neeting atm. I didn't "make it" but I made like 25-30k between kold and drip and did well with YANG and some other random plays. Gonna start looking for work soon though probably unless BOIL rips face back to 20 then I'll probably just keep neeting

[Anonymous No.53908744]

Low volume fake ass pump

[Anonymous No.53908746]

>>53908725
look into the benefits of each card nigger, fees are fine if you get a shit ton of points for discounts on things like travel or consoooomerism

[Anonymous No.53908753]

>>53908355
Shut up Oden

[Anonymous No.53908757]

>>53908654
Banning people who post with a pseudonym on an anonymous image board.

[Anonymous No.53908767]

>>53908725
I like credit unions, if you shop at costco cause you like bulk and being able to buy cheap gas, their card has some nice return rates across the board. HOOD actually has a really nice plan, if you go with HOOD Gold for $5 they'll sweep cash at 4.15%, and you can transfer back and forth between a Debit and the trade account.

[Anonymous No.53908770]

[Anonymous No.53908778]

Rocker, I'm gunna buy you a hand job you fat degenerate, jolly bastard.

[Anonymous No.53908783]

>>53908746
But I don’t travel at all or consume a lot of stuff. I just want to build credit and that’s it.

[Anonymous No.53908784]

This is the stock market:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YpZjMSBl7GQ

[Anonymous No.53908787]

>>53908580
>owning companies in 3rd world commie countries

bruh.......

[Anonymous No.53908792]

oncosec bros we are fucking winning

[Anonymous No.53908793]

>>53908281
>caring about day to day movements
>not flip flopping between a Bear or a Bull just for the fun of making fun of the Day Trading losers of the day
>not investing into fear

[Anonymous No.53908801]

>>53908767
Thank you anon. Yeah I do like it buy in bulk so Costco is right up my alley.

[Anonymous No.53908806]

>>53908725
>most fees
You mean least right?

Capital one quicksilver is zero fees 1.5% on everything, their savor is zero fees 3% on food and random shit

Chase is solid too pretty similar.. you can get zero fees and like a $100 Amazon gift card/1.5%

I unno best ones I've found. I use them for every transaction and keep balance at zero

[Anonymous No.53908808]

>>53908783
then don't go for the ones that offer travel and consoomerism benefits

[Anonymous No.53908809]

>>53908793
Profoundly based.

[Anonymous No.53908812]

>>53908717
Outback Steakhouse makes better wings

[Anonymous No.53908814]

>>53908787
>>53908724
I am a 3rd worlder too, every westoid company costs like six gorrilion dollars per share, only 3rd world companies have affordable share prices

[Anonymous No.53908815]

>>53908744
I’ll take it, my 0DTE calls are still up 40% in the last half hour.

[Anonymous No.53908824]

I sold early. AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53908827]

>>53908812
outstanding dd, shorting more WING now

[Anonymous No.53908834]

This is both the fakest and gayest ass market I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.53908836]

>>53908506
What is a potato shake?

[Anonymous No.53908837]

>>53908577
Don't reverse the roles baggie , I was fucking your mother all January while you and the boil sisters were literally crying .

[Anonymous No.53908840]

>>53908793
this
I sincerely believe a lot of posters in here actually have a comfy portfolio and just like to animal-shitpost

[Anonymous No.53908841]

>>53908386
>chinese manufacturing in an upswing

highly doubt their manufacturing is up. if it is, it is very temporary.

[Anonymous No.53908849]

>>53908836
mashed potatoes in a cup with a straw

[Anonymous No.53908850]

>>53908812
and McDonalds doesn't make the best burger. What's your point?
It's all goyslop anyway

[Anonymous No.53908851]

>>53908770
ya think they will settle soon?
I need the bump man
Down heavy on it

>>53908714
Bunch of these are actually healthy and profitable. But overpriced, Japs look shitty a bit

[Anonymous No.53908853]

>>53908841
How hard is Dalio jerking himself off with Chinese data being better than US data guys is probably walking around with a 24/7 hard on

[Anonymous No.53908854]

>>53908840
Literally me

[Anonymous No.53908856]

>>53908841
"up" will just mean back to similar levels pre pandemic now they've eased their wuhan flu insanity

[Anonymous No.53908867]

if SOXS doesnt go back to 23.50 today I am literally RUINED

[Anonymous No.53908880]

>>53908837
Based, she might've needed it.
>>53908851
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/bankruptcy-law/3m-earplug-unit-should-be-tossed-out-of-bankruptcy-doj-argues

[Anonymous No.53908881]

I will never financially recover from this unless COIN crashes to 49.5 by Friday close.

[Anonymous No.53908885]

Is this bullish or bearish for Victoria?

>>53908867
nice pic kek.

[Anonymous No.53908890]

>>53908841
The Up is probably just reopening after their lockdowns. Doubt it reachs pre covid levels again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53908891]

>>53908881
based

[Anonymous No.53908898]

>>53908881
quit being a degen option gambler

[Anonymous No.53908908]

>>53908856
>>53908841

Chinks are doing some Jewish exit pump. Congress it's talking about fucking delisting Chinese stocks and they are blaming the chinks for covid lab leak/declassified documents on the covid investigation. Belarus and Russia are meeting I China with pooh bear. Apple is trying to move production to India.

All of this is ultra fucking bearish for Chinese stocks and yet yang is down like 20% this week... it's an exit pump and ill be back in YANG soon.. maybe today..

[Anonymous No.53908912]

SHILL ME GOOD STONKS NIGGGGGERRRS !!!!

[Anonymous No.53908920]

>>53908898
I don't have the time, inclination, or capital to get meaningful returns from 5% compounded per year until my balls are wrinkly.

[Anonymous No.53908922]

>>53908908
chinks are the world's leading globalists so them playing both sides makes sense, but the ukraine situation is definitely making the west slowly come to their senses over just how much control they've been handing over to chinks

[Anonymous No.53908925]

>>53908912
I already told you to short AXON and FSLR

[Anonymous No.53908931]

>>53908912
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.53908932]

>>53908912
KR

[Anonymous No.53908934]

>>53908912
Gender reassignment clinics, just don't forget to tip them with your foreskin.

[Anonymous No.53908935]

>>53908920
You should leave the market you will lose 100% of your capital

[Anonymous No.53908938]

>>53908912
XELA is up 40% today, you should probably go all in

[Anonymous No.53908940]

im finally gonna do it bros. im getting a prescription for adderall. im gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.53908953]

>>53908922
Chinks aren't playing both sides though. They clearly value Russia over America and the covid shit was straight up get your fucking country invaded tier fuckery if they weren't a world power. Anyone investing in Chinese stocks right now is a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.53908955]

>>53908940
Are you a zoomer?

[Anonymous No.53908956]

>>53908920
if your balls aren't wrinkly yet then you have plenty time

[Anonymous No.53908964]

>>53908840
The only stock I own is Bayhorse, my portfolio is all cash otherwise so I can swing 0DTE options. It’s not comfy, it’s edge of your seat leveragemaxx coked up high energy trading. Loads of money.

[Anonymous No.53908969]

>>53908955
no im a millennial with concentration problems. maybe I should go to a camp. A concentration camp?

[Anonymous No.53908970]

>>53908867
fuckin kek, when opened as well as thumbnail looking like pinocchio version

[Anonymous No.53908972]

>>53908880
>A Florida federal judge has already ruled that 3M has full potential liability for hearing loss claims, and US Bankruptcy Judge Jeffrey J. Graham ruled in August that Aearo’s bankruptcy protections against ongoing litigation don’t extend to 3M. Those rulings are being appealed.
So which one is it for fucks sake?

>>53908912
Check out company called Petrotal, they seem stable and have some potential. I cant buy it on my Scalable Capital cunt platform maybe you will get something out of this info.

[Anonymous No.53908974]

>>53908885
>Victoria's Secret Partner with Naomi Osaka

Ew. Bearish

[Anonymous No.53908976]

>>53908956
but my balls have been wrinkly since I was a child

[Anonymous No.53908977]

>>53908953
>Chinks aren't playing both sides though
they absolutely are, they want to buy up russia more and more much like they want the west to remain reliant on them; china's always pretended to be russia's friend but russia's too stupid to realise they're just getting chink'd

the chink will sell them out

[Anonymous No.53908981]

>>53908912
TSLQ
BITI
WEBS
LABD
SOXS
TMV

[Anonymous No.53908991]

the gay thoughts are creeping back in. i had a nightmare that demons are trying to turn me gay

[Anonymous No.53908993]

AQB kings we green

[Anonymous No.53908997]

>>53908908
i'm thinking of something similar. maybe longer term puts on the fxi or mchi. china is going to eat shit due to mismanagement by its own leaders and US aggression

[Anonymous No.53909000]

Is UUUU still a thing here?
I'm actually thinking of buying some. Seems good for a new run honestly

[Anonymous No.53909011]

>>53908938
Whats the ceiling?

[Anonymous No.53909013]

If COIN could drop another 8 USD I promise I will sell.

[Anonymous No.53909021]

>>53908993
don't get me wrong
i would
but that is disgusting

[Anonymous No.53909023]

Man that dip was sure slurped.

[Anonymous No.53909027]

>>53909011
do you even know what this company does?? how can you put a ceiling on something like XELA?

[Anonymous No.53909037]

>>53908977
I dunno man the glow nigger news is super against China right now.. between the weird ass spy balloons everyone already memoryholed, covid lab leak confirmed and declassified, apple tired of china's shit, congress really is banning tiktok, congress talking about delisting Chinese stocks, Taiwan tensions and just generally thinking this year will have a hard landing at some point with the rate hikes continuing

I dunno you guys never listen to me anyways but I pulled the trigger just now on some

7/21 $10 call YANG

[Anonymous No.53909038]

>>53908991
anon, you're already gay. its your inner monologue telling you to just let the freak flag fly. faggot.

[Anonymous No.53909043]

>>53909027
I'm researching it now, I'm just looking at an opportunity. I'm asking your opinion.

[Anonymous No.53909048]

>>53908991
You're gay. It's fine.

[Anonymous No.53909050]

BOING
BOING

[Anonymous No.53909057]

I want an air hockey table. The midground would be a convertible that can do air-hocky and pool. She wants the Brunswick high end, "Gold Crown" like the pool halls use, to turn the room into a retro with stainless pieces.
I'd love to have the dual Airhockey Ping-Pong combo, I think it will keep the kids and Dad busy.
What stock should I buy to finance or give myself a discount?

[Anonymous No.53909067]

>>53909021
what the fuck do you mean it's just a salmon and it's cheaper

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53909071]

>>53908991
You should seek out someone who's trained in conversion therapy. They can help you keep the gay away.

[Anonymous No.53909081]

>>53909037
the chink has been pushing into the west and spreading globalism for over a decade and you're surprised both citizens and governments are tired of it and realising it's a problem?

naturally citizens notice this shit first while slow as fuck gov agencies lag behind until things are a bit too late

all the west's issues stem from chinks
>green energy lies and global warming (entirely india and china's fault)
>dystopian shit like digital ids and lockdowns
>"walkable" cities
>one world gov (basically china wants to be the one in power here)
>covid 100% being their fault but nobody wanting to admit it
>economies destroyed as a result of chinks lying
for the west to heal, we have to reject china

[Anonymous No.53909093]

ye they're rigging the ponzi higher

[Anonymous No.53909094]

very big volume. huge uptick in daily trading and price discovery. massive difference from yesterday. SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. MARKET REGIME CHANGE. BULL MARKET COMING. GET LONG. DIA. DIA. DIA. DIA. DOW JONES.

[Anonymous No.53909101]

>>53908991

Don't do this >>53909071

You'll be raped over and over by a Texan farmer whilst he whispers in your ear "Ya still gay son? Ugghhhhh yeah."

[Anonymous No.53909102]

>>53909094
I'm laughin
I shouldn't be laughin but I'm laughin

[Anonymous No.53909104]

>>53909081
nope, we have to reject the jewishly controlled pharmaceutics and the jewishly controlled govs

simple as.
No "muh joos", this is truth.

[Anonymous No.53909112]

>>53909102

[Anonymous No.53909113]

>>53909081
>>"walkable" cities
You mean normal cities for 99% of the history in most parts of the planet by far?

[Anonymous No.53909115]

I had a dream where I was back at uni and was accidentally getting girls killed. Like 5, and they all died by their hand, like I'd accidently leave a chocolate bar that had nuts and they'd steal it from me and die. Another bitch drank my lab hw which was full of chloroform
I may have accidentally pushed one of them off the railing
I felt so guilty after seeing a news article talking about the 'Nutwood nutter' that I decided to turn myself in but the cops only laughed because all my alibis were accounted for
Then I woke up and bought tsla calls.

[Anonymous No.53909118]

holy fuck TRKA I'm gunna cuuuuuummmm

[Anonymous No.53909123]

>>53909094
>yfw the rug-pull happens.

[Anonymous No.53909137]

>>53909113
normal people didn't live in the cities for 99% of human history

[Anonymous No.53909143]

>>53909104
nations act to infiltrate and cause disruption to other nations; china relies on globalism and uses money to gain control, to assume otherwise is just stupid
>>53909113
the "walkable cities" meme as of late isn't just copying old european cities and towns where cars were not in mind at the time, it was pushed to promote the idea that people can be pushed more into reliance on gov controlled systems and renting, public transport and small apartment living

as in it's not to make your life easier, it's to remove ownership from citizens and enforce a lifestyle of renting
>no garage or parking spot
>can't own a car
>need to go outside the city? use public transport on our controlled routes!

[Anonymous No.53909146]

Fuck I was going to buy TRKA and I fucking didn't. Would have done 100% by now

[Anonymous No.53909152]

>>53908993
damn i would love to hear the clap it makes when it walks
>>53909067
kek

[Anonymous No.53909168]

>>53909115
I wish I could kill biz mods and jannies like that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53909172]

>>53909101
>>53908991
Conversion therapy gets a bad rap from leftists who are unwilling to accept the fact that homosexuality is a mental illness. It's not okay to be going through life mentally ill, but there are treatments available if you want to free yourself from the dangers of homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.53909173]

>Yfw the Nasdump is the same level it was in September 2020

[Anonymous No.53909181]

BOIL bros...

[Anonymous No.53909185]

this is by far and away the worst day of the year, completely fucked my momentum indicators

[Anonymous No.53909190]

>>53909181
Surprised it's not down more.

[Anonymous No.53909191]

>>53909173
>qqq at 289
>was overpriced precovid at 234

So much further down to go

[Anonymous No.53909193]

>>53909143
>into reliance on gov controlled systems
This is your brain on idpol. Walking is now a gov controlled system.

[Anonymous No.53909203]

Flyover lad here, how many people actually left the NYC metro area for COVID?
I'm trying to figure some likely volume on these, what seem to be cheapies, of NY area, and I'm afraid I should be buying Arkansas Credit Union instead.
How badly did the Italians fuck you up this time?

[Anonymous No.53909208]

>>53909185

[Anonymous No.53909211]

>>53909185
I also want to just buy a lottery ticket by this point
screw it
Eurojackpot is only 20mil eur right now, maybe I should those 2eur in

[Anonymous No.53909212]

>>53909181
>2.3% on a 2x nat gas fund

Nigguh you realize this fund has 30% days right? If you are spooked this shit isn't for you

[Anonymous No.53909215]

>>53909193
>Walking is now a gov controlled system.
in soulless cities? yes

[Anonymous No.53909217]

>>53909193
It is when I put a gun against your head otherwise. Hope you got nice walking shoes, like momma always said.

[Anonymous No.53909224]

>>53909208
tough to beat this level of fuckery.

[Anonymous No.53909232]

>>53909211
Don't do it. You'll just lose the 2 bucks and feel even worse

[Anonymous No.53909237]

>>53909181
Just bought 5 0DTE options at 7 strike

[Anonymous No.53909247]

>>53909217
they have blacks and are scared of them, consider them cool, give them money and women

we have gypsies and they either stay away or get slapped

[Anonymous No.53909252]

>Glowwies are suddenly pumping out anti china reports left and right
>Can you give us the source of this new leak?
>No just trust us
I smell bullshit, what did China do to piss off the feds this time?

[Anonymous No.53909254]

>>53909094
>
Would be too funny if it dumps in 15 min.

[Anonymous No.53909256]

>>53909173
>stock market ran off the cliff but doesn't know it yet wily coyote style
just don't look at 2year yield computer...

[Anonymous No.53909258]

>>53909237
Based I bought a 3/3 lottery ticket for $20

[Anonymous No.53909268]

nasdaq pushing lower still with dow as expected.

spy is already long long! market looking good! nvda short short! fart gas long long!

dollar yield puyshing 4% making mortgages to go around 7-8% soon! ecb needs to raise rates to 8% range soon to handle inflation
and inevitablwe euro crash! that will crash italy, greece and france economy so brussels need to decide if they want to save the currency or crash few economies :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkc3kMp6qAY

[Anonymous No.53909273]

>>53909252
>being pro chink
>ever

[Anonymous No.53909279]

>>53909252
Winnie the pooh invited Belarus and Putin to a meeting and now we are rehhhing about it

[Anonymous No.53909283]

>>53909217
>It is when I put a gun against your head otherwise
No one is forcing people to give up cars. Its just a pain to have to drive everywhere in the city. Its easier if you can walk everywhere. Its also better for businesses. European cities all block off the town centers to cars and its smart.

[Anonymous No.53909301]

>>53909283
>"smart" cars having more and more features that make them centralised and easy to control
>govs banning certain types of cars slowly
>govs pushing for locations that make car ownership increasingly difficult in favour of rental services and public transport which control the routes people can take
there is a massive effort to turn car ownership for cityslicker cucks into an item of luxury

[Anonymous No.53909303]

>>53908370
Time to buy now, eh?

[Anonymous No.53909313]

>>53909301
Car prices have gone bonkers too

[Anonymous No.53909314]

http://specular-effect.com/2023/03/02/financial-collapse-incoming/
_ MORE ___

[Anonymous No.53909323]

>>53909301
>you will own nothing and be happy

I don't care if city fags rent a 3,000 studio apartment, never own a car and eat bugs the rest of their life and get taxed for plastic bags. It's not my problem. The sooner the cities revolt against the leftist faggots the better. Hope it accelerates

[Anonymous No.53909325]

>>53909301
>you need to pay 60k for a basic car and gas prices to be free, rather than create a city where you can walk anywhere.
K you think you are sticking it to the man but you are just encouraging consumerism.

[Anonymous No.53909332]

TSLA shitting the bed fucked up my whole week. Goddammit. I wonder what moves I can make to get some profit back before week's end.

>bought BOIL options at $7 already

[Anonymous No.53909335]

>>53909283
>no one is forcing you
>until we don't allow you to have a garage
>and our HOA "rules" say you can't park outside
>and there are no "licensed" auto car stores
>and there are no roads
>and you pay for your 99year lease up front
>and be good little subjects who own nothing and like it
I like Elon's general ideas, but the shit he keeps selling about "reducing fleet" is just begging to make TSLA big brother instead of DC.

[Anonymous No.53909339]

>those green candles
IS THIS..... COULD THIS BE.....
THE BIG ONE?!?!?

[Anonymous No.53909341]

can SOXL just go the fuck back down already please

[Anonymous No.53909345]

>>53909313
>>53909325

I bought a brand new Honda hrv last year for $26,000. Cars are cheap if you aren't a retarded faggot chasing the biggest new nigger mobile that gets 10 miles a gallon

[Anonymous No.53909346]

>>53909325
This. Fuck cars, fuck suburbs, fuck soccer mom vans and trucks nobody ever puts shit in the bed of. Those annoying cyclist faggots are automatically superior to every carfag.

[Anonymous No.53909349]

>>53909325
I understand your view, it's set in the mistaken idea that education equates to honest government.
You're right, as long as the person in charge doesn't want your wife. At what point did human genetics change so drastically that we could be tool users who never mistook others for our toolkit?

[Anonymous No.53909352]

>>53909314
>Yes, we all generally have an idea that an economic collapse is on the horizon, but it of a lot closer than we could ever imagine.
guy can't properly form a sentence, not reading that schizo garbage

[Anonymous No.53909369]

>>53909323
To reject those things would be a step in the right direction
>>53909325
>wanting to own things and be able to go where you want when you want is now consumerism
nigger have you thought of the fact that some people want to drive to the beach or another state/location? how are you to do that if the public transport doesn't go there or only goes there at specific times of the day, taking even longer than it would if you were just independent and had a car

[Anonymous No.53909379]

>>53908991
may you be free of any and all fear, depression, and despair in Jesus Christ's name

[Anonymous No.53909391]

>>53909369
>>53909335
Theyre not trying to ban car ownership. Theyre banning driving lanes in cities. So keep your car in the garage and take it out for the weekend but otherwise you walk to work each day.

[Anonymous No.53909400]

>>53909345
lol my dad has an hrv and i can unequivocally say it is the biggest pile of shit on wheels i have ever had the misfortune of being inside. Old VW beetles are nicer than that thing. Truly embarrassed for you having paid that much for such a shitty car

[Anonymous No.53909403]

>>53909301
You think cars cant be controlled? Enjoy not being able to buy toilet paper without a car? Or go to a gym? Enjoy being arrested for walking to school? Enjoy paying crapton of taxes, regulation and such for that money pit called car? Enjoy commuting 2h a day to work?
Enjoying your bankrupt cities and property tax?

https://www.christianpost.com/news/father-arrested-for-walking-to-school-to-pick-up-his-children-instead-of-driving-a-car-watch-video.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2643217/Father-fined-200-sentenced-year-probation-making-son-walk-ONE-MILE-home.html

Electrical bikes or normal bikes are where its at. Just have one and park anywhere, but I guess being American yall have to wear helmets and buy some kind of huge lock not to get robbed by negros. Get that and tell the glowie to suck on your balls.

[Anonymous No.53909415]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWgOlIC4Vl8

[Anonymous No.53909419]

>>53909391
again missing the point on how multiple things add to the restrictions
>>53909403
you WILL spend your life within a small 15 minute zone and you WILL NOT venture outside of it for any purpose without scanning your digital id!

[Anonymous No.53909420]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53909421]

>>53909403
I'm Dutch and bikes suck. Fuck cycling in the rain or in lots of wind.
Love my car ngl

[Anonymous No.53909431]

How is the market so freaking strong with the ten year over 4% and rates mooning?

Who is just gobbling up stocks here?

[Anonymous No.53909436]

>>53909391
>wanting to use public transport in America

Look.. I've I've to NYC plenty of times and I would blow my fucking brains out before I spent the rest of my life fighting off feral niggers on the subway. If you pretend like it's not that bad you are full of shit. It's a fucking hellscape.

>>53909400
What's wrong with his hrv?

[Anonymous No.53909437]

>>53909420
IT'S THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.53909443]

>RKLB shitting the bed as usual
>Dreams of space investing fading

[Anonymous No.53909457]

FUCK I THOUGHT TODAY WAS FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.53909461]

>10Y Computer
I shouldn't be laffin, but I am laffin. Look at the MMRI!

[Anonymous No.53909460]

>>53909437

[Anonymous No.53909462]

new >>53901892
new >>53901892
new >>53901892

[Anonymous No.53909464]

>>53908427
reemed

[Anonymous No.53909465]

>>53909436
its an economy cuckover from the worlds most overrated car maker. It has tons of road noise, gets shitty gas mileage, its ugly, its cramped, its has shitty rough seats. It has a shitty honda tranny and an undersized cuck engine that wont last 200k. Its embarrassing to step out of that thing.

[Anonymous No.53909471]

>>53909403
>British faggot too poor to own a car
>seethes are the idea of the luxury of a car

Holy fuck you guys are so cucked

[Anonymous No.53909473]

>>53909462

[Anonymous No.53909480]

>>53909462
QAnon tier, you're worse than the Craig Satoshi schizos at this point

[Anonymous No.53909481]

>>53909462

[Anonymous No.53909486]

>>53909462

[Anonymous No.53909490]

>>53909461
The Mannarino's stance on
>muh debt market
is idiotic.

[Anonymous No.53909492]

>>53909465
It gets over 35mpg and has plenty of room. The whole back seat folds into the floorboard I could put a fucking king sized bed in the back. How fucking fat are you?

[Anonymous No.53909494]

>>53909462
dickhead

[Anonymous No.53909499]

How do I make money off world wide bond market collapse?

[Anonymous No.53909505]

>>53909462
2nd funniest /smg/ meme

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53909507]

THE FBI IS WORKING WITH THE DOJ TO INVESTIGATE THE JANUARY 6TH PROTESTERS, WHILE THE ECONOMY BURNS AND CHINA GETS A FREE PASS FOR KILLING MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WITH THEIR MANMADE WUHAN VIRUS. THE ECONOMY IS IN THE TOILET BECAUSE OF THIS ESG BULLSHIT BEING FORCED UPON CORPORATIONS SO THAT THE RETARDS WHO SUPPORT THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION CAN GET JOBS THAT THEY ARE UNQUALIFIED TO DO RESULTING IN INEFFICIENCIES AND LOWER PROFITS. THEN YOU GOT THE FUCKING RETARDS IN THE EU WHO ARE TRYING TO GET WORLD WAR AND NUCLEAR ARMEGEDON ROLLING WITHOUT THE FORESIGHT TO SEE THAT IF WE GO THROUGH WITH WORLD WAR 3 AND NUCLEAR ARMEGEDON THEIR WHOLE FUCKING GLOBAL WARMING SCAM WILL FALL APART AS THE WORLD GOES THROUGH A NUCLEAR WINTER. THEN THEY WILL BE FORCED TO USE THE FOSSIL FUELS BECAUSE THE DAMN PLANET IS SO FUCKING COLD, AND ALL THE AFRICANS THEY IMPORTED WILL GO BACK BECAUSE ITS TOO DAMN COLD. THEN YOU GOT THE JEWS WHO RIGGED THE WHOLE MARKET WITH THEIR BOTS AND DEEP POCKETS TO KEEP THE BOOMERS ENSLAVED UNTIL THEY DIE OF OLD AGE, THEN THE GENERATION OF ZOOMERS WILL HAVE TO REPLACE THE BOOMERS, BUT THEY ARE TOO DAMN FUCKING STUPID TO BE ABLE TO DO THE WORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, AND THEY DON'T HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN REQUIRED TO BE ABLE TO LEARN. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING LIZARD PEOPLE WITH THEIR DESIRES FOR WORLD DOMINATION, USING FUCKERS LIKE GEORGE SOROS TO BANKRUPT COMPANIES SO HE CAN TURN AROUND AND BUY THE BANKRUPTED COMPANY FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR THEN CHANGE THE MARKET SO THAT THE BUSINESS IS PROFITABLE AGAIN RAPING THE PEOPLE OUT OF BILLIONS.

[Anonymous No.53909519]

>>53909492
Im not a certified manlet (under 6'2) so tiny cuckovers dont work for me. It gets mid 20s and no you cant fit a queen bed let alone a kind bed in there kek. You are coping hard with your shitty honda buddy

[Anonymous No.53909523]

>>53909419
>you WILL spend your life within a small 15 minute zone and you WILL NOT venture outside of it for any purpose without scanning your digital id!
I will WFH in a satellite city, commute now and then via train for 30min to the metropolitan city. Or just ele bike around sneakily
>>53909421
Im in Germany. Its pretty good here. Back home in the Balkans, there is no wind but the bike lanes are crap

But the worst is driving. Plan to meet, no cant go there cant park, no not there either, ok Ill come to there to the 3rd spot, then look for a parking on a map, then curse at people while driving, then take a wrong turn oh well you cant turn for another kilometer now, look for the address, ok here aw fck no place to park, circle around, only one tight parallel spot but there is already 3 cars behind you waiting, you go further looking for another spot, look some more, end up parking 600 meters away and look for the parking meter. Come back to the car after a nice chat and a meal with friends, tired a bit. Ok, now some asshole parked right next to you supertight, mess up my jacket on his dirty door, enter my car, oh the bird crapped on it and I just washed it last week, when is the insurance expiring again, when is the mechanical expiring?

[Anonymous No.53909529]

>>53909519
Post you fat ham chad. What are we talking? 300+

[Anonymous No.53909536]

>>53909391
>Theyre banning driving lanes in cities.
Making that guy who has to flee his house because he stumbled on the Mayor dealing drugs really easy to spot.
I get it, you still mistakenly believe that people in government are honest.
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.53909537]

>>53909529
I like the little underwear tug to let other guys know your butthole is available KEK

[Anonymous No.53909539]

>>53908708
red leader standing by, in at avg. .44
>1000+ shares
Ive mentioned it a few times here but people were saying .33 was peak lol where they at now

[Anonymous No.53909545]

new
>>53909543

[Anonymous No.53909547]

>>53908993
Heavily considering this

[Anonymous No.53909550]

>>53909523
>just ele bike around sneakily
guess what else they'll be enforcing by aircraft...

[Anonymous No.53909572]

>>53909550
just throw rocks at the drones pussy

[Anonymous No.53909876]

>>53909523
>kilometer
Commie opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.53909965]

>>53908157
Jerome Powell is 5' 11" which means the 10 year is going back to 7%

[Anonymous No.53910165]

>>53909523
>Mechanical expiring
What does that even mean?
My mechanical expires when it breaks kek

[Anonymous No.53910217]

>>53909345
>tfw a nigger can afford a car you cant