/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53906254]

Steak Well Done Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53906262]

commenting for better reach

[Anonymous No.53906267]

>>53906254
How do I profit from the incoming world war? What companies do I long and short?

[Anonymous No.53906270]

SOXSbros
RISE WITH ME

[Anonymous No.53906275]

I had 25k in bear funds and they tapped my stops and took off it's not fair I blame everyone else

[Anonymous No.53906279]

can you find the hidden mott capital copyright?

[Anonymous No.53906280]

Only Tay can save us now bull bros

[Anonymous No.53906284]

Imagine still owning equities rather than going all in US treasures for 5.14p% yield during the 2023 Great Financial Collapse

[Anonymous No.53906294]

Sure would be nice if another generous handsome insider with a large penis were to put us onto the next gigapump again

[Anonymous No.53906303]

>>53906294
The coming gigapump is here, in SOXS SQQQ SPXS and so on.

[Anonymous No.53906316]

What time is the thing at?

[Anonymous No.53906328]

maybe this is why they are trying to drag everyone into conflict this year? A total distraction from what the FDIC is gonna pull.

http://specular-effect.com/2023/03/02/financial-collapse-incoming/

[Anonymous No.53906337]

>>53906115
Ya know I didn't realize her panties are visible until I saw this on my desktop
> inb4 phone fag

[Anonymous No.53906366]

>>53906337
Here some more subtle panties

[Anonymous No.53906377]

gm

[Anonymous No.53906378]

>>53906058
I don't care what's going on all I know is everytime I bother watching a youtube video I see a different faggot in the side recommendations calling for a crash. It's comical.
We're going to see SPX 4700 before eoy.

[Anonymous No.53906379]

Why does it feel like EU is going to pump on lower headline inflation even though core might still be higher or stagnating?

[Anonymous No.53906390]

https://www.reuters.com/technology/amazons-cloud-unit-invest-6-bln-malaysia-by-2037-2023-03-02/

Why Malaysia? They are investing in Thailand too.

[Anonymous No.53906395]

>>53906390
because it's not china

[Anonymous No.53906424]

>>53906395
kek true, we will be fighting both Xi and Putin soon anyway

[Anonymous No.53906432]

LMAO CORE inflation 7,4% EU, even more than last month with 7,0%

GG, IT'S OVER FOR US YUROPOORS

[Anonymous No.53906442]

>>53906262
Hope it works, this place sucks

[Anonymous No.53906446]

>>53906378
>he watches finance youtube videos
>he lets finance youtubers influence his outlook by contrarianism
You're retarded, predicting the opposite of what retards predict is itself moronic. Try to understand what's happening in the world instead of having views defined by the lowest quality information available.

[Anonymous No.53906452]

Besides garlic and onion what are other good vegetables that keep a long time and are easy to store.

[Anonymous No.53906461]

>>53906432
>MoM annualises to 10%
lmao

[Anonymous No.53906464]

>>53906432
who could have not seen this.
I can't believe regulators are this delusional.

[Anonymous No.53906467]

Burgers will probably slurp this market, even EU. Dax back to 15250 or something.

[Anonymous No.53906473]

I don't think people fully appreciate yet the extent to which leftist authoritarians fundamentally broke western economies since 2020.

[Anonymous No.53906474]

I could've doubled my portfolio in two days, but my broker had none of the stocks I wanted to buy. It's over, not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.53906475]

>>53906446
This.
I can’t believe how much fucking SEO seems to go into even a mid-sized youtube channel for most niches.

Calling for a crash seems like the most obvious clickbait that those faggots can make

[Anonymous No.53906476]

>futures

holy shit they are schizo as fuck right now

[Anonymous No.53906481]

>sold all of my stocks
>use money to go back to uni full time
>graduate after 3 years
>now earn 110k+ annual
Invest in yourself bros.

[Anonymous No.53906491]

>>53906481
What did you learn at uni anon?

[Anonymous No.53906494]

>>53906491
CompSci

[Anonymous No.53906496]

Pretty weak drop for EU stocks on this shitty inflation news. It doesn't even matter anymore. US dictates if EU can go down or not. US wants to slurp today, so EU will pump DAX 15250 at least. fuckers baited me and I shorted small positions at 15170. This day is so dumb, they can't make up their mind.It should go down, but it's already down on the day and without US they can't dump it further.

[Anonymous No.53906509]

>>53906267
Cant wait til it turns out it was funded by glowies in the states, outsourced to China to avoid scrutiny. The money trail will be more complicated than just blaming the Chinese.
I'd long anyone making drones, American ones might be overplayed so look into israeli or jap drone tech.

[Anonymous No.53906514]

>>53906494
is this scoopsies?

[Anonymous No.53906515]

>>53906496
EU inflation is positively correlated with nominal stock prices since the ECB are a bunch of fake and gay hacks. Inflation is NEVER coming down in the EU.

[Anonymous No.53906516]

EUR Core CPI (MoM) 0.8% -0.8
EUR Core CPI (YoY) 5.6% 5.3%
EUR CPI (MoM) 0.8% -0.2%
EUR CPI (YoY) (Feb) 8.5% 8.2% 8.6%
EUR CPI, n.s.a (Feb) 121.23 120.27
EUR HICP ex Energy & Food (YoY) (Feb) 7.4%
EUR HICP ex Energy and Food (MoM) 0.9%
EUR Unemployment Rate (Jan) 6.7% 6.6%

[Anonymous No.53906520]

>>53906514
No, fortunately.

[Anonymous No.53906527]

>>53906520
>fortunately
At least scoopsies has someone who loves him (fathands)

[Anonymous No.53906530]

>>53906516
Bullish, EU stocks will need to increase at least equally to inflation.

[Anonymous No.53906534]

>>53906366
Thank ya kindly anon. I hope you find your stock trading Douki-chan gf soon

[Anonymous No.53906584]

what id i buy dee stock an it dont go up??help

[Anonymous No.53906586]

A worse version of the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis continues to play itself out on a much larger scale in western economies, and still nobody is taking it seriously.

[Anonymous No.53906594]

>>53906586
The real question is, how do we profit from it?

[Anonymous No.53906634]

>>53906586
QRD on 1997 Asian shit?

[Anonymous No.53906635]

>>53906515
that's probably, unfortunately true. I expect DAX to dump to 14500 in March/april, but further down only if there is a heavy recession. DAX is a scam anyways, since dividends pump it higher every year (performance index), which is why I shouldn't overstay my shorts.

ECB isn't going to increase by 0,75, so the market doesn't even care what Inflation data comes out.

[Anonymous No.53906645]

>>53906594
This is one of the rare instances where the metals schizos are right. Equities, bonds, and cash all became worthless in 1997. Probably food, water, guns, and ammo might be a reasonable bet too at this rate.

[Anonymous No.53906650]

>>53906530
>stocks will need to increase at least equally to inflation
when's the last time anything worked out this way?

[Anonymous No.53906652]

>>53906267
What happens to my money if a nuke drops on NY and destroys NYSE due to glowie jews funded the research.

[Anonymous No.53906659]

>>53906634
Government debt + money printing meant that their central banks couldn't raise rates high enough to fight inflation. It killed their stock markets and their currencies at the same time.

[Anonymous No.53906664]

>>53906594
>how do I profit from financial markets going down
gee I don't know

[Anonymous No.53906670]

>>53906664
Your nominal gains would be made worthless by the simultaneous hyperinflation in that scenario. Everyone loses.

[Anonymous No.53906685]

>>53906659
That's why EU had low rates from 2011 on. To save the defaulting countries of the EU south. Now they are hesitant to raise rates. They even implemented some new weird device in regards to bonds to make defaulting impossible. There was some critique towards that, but forgot about it.
Here: https://www.ecb.europa.eu/press/pr/date/2022/html/ecb.pr220721~973e6e7273.en.html

Don't want to read it again.

[Anonymous No.53906689]

>>53906670
>hyperinflation
suuure

[Anonymous No.53906722]

It's so odd watching the service economy be so overheated yet stocks crumbling and the "pivot" ramblings fading.

[Anonymous No.53906724]

DXYbros, we can do this...

[Anonymous No.53906750]

>Buy AMD and NVDA
>Sit back and wait to become rich as AI takes everyone's jobs

Unironically just that easy.

[Anonymous No.53906754]

>>53906496
Fuckin told you, back to 15250. These fuckin faggots.

[Anonymous No.53906764]

>>53906452
You can freeze courgettes for a year and they're just as shit afterwards. "Zucchini" if you're a burger

[Anonymous No.53906772]

>>53906754
Looking at this bullshit, we might even go back to 15400 tomorrow, building another mountainrange.

[Anonymous No.53906777]

I read that there are people out there who systematically buy when SPX goes up crossing the 200 SMA and sell when it goes down also crossing the 200 SMA. Is it possible to be this retarded?

[Anonymous No.53906843]

>>53906777
Look at BBBY

[Anonymous No.53906844]

>>53906724
i feel like the dollar is going to get stronger because it's obvious we're going to keep raising rates, even if slower. it dropped only because some retards though rates would be at zero by summer.

[Anonymous No.53906851]

I shorted DAX at 15550 . Up 100% but they keep pumping it kek.
Europoors fomo into shit that pumped during the american market hours then it pumps during premarket hours and then americans wake up and cash in and leave europe holding the bag
then they do the same shit next week regardless . keep donating yurope

[Anonymous No.53906857]

>>53906750
>Taiwan gets CHINKED
>AMD and NVDA drop to 0
heh, nothing personell kid

[Anonymous No.53906882]

>>53906851
take profits and reshort, that's what I'm doing. Yes, they sometimes fuck me and I'm in the red big time, but I just keep shorting dca the whole mountain range, because I know that they are faggots who pump it. As long as it comes back down I always get to cash some new money in and have more capital to open shorts.

[Anonymous No.53906920]

>futures

we are healing bros

[Anonymous No.53906929]

my rent just increased by 33% I dont know how to process this

[Anonymous No.53906940]

>>53906920
32900 DOW EOD

[Anonymous No.53906947]

>>53906929
You gotta be american, cause this is illegal in Germany and probably in the whole of Europe.

[Anonymous No.53906957]

>>53906947
I am in europe

[Anonymous No.53906958]

>>53906857
That would start WWIII and we'd probably all die in the process. I'm not worried. Certainly at the very least I don't worry about things that I can't control, and if we all die because of that, well I can't control that. My portfolio certainly won't matter if that happens though so it's a moot point.

[Anonymous No.53906960]

>>53906957
Which country?

[Anonymous No.53906963]

>>53906960
austria

[Anonymous No.53906965]

>>53906920
Question is, 10:30am EST, will it dump again and then reheal AGAIN!?

[Anonymous No.53906977]

>>53906963
Lmao, Österreich, was los? Habt ihr keine Mietpreisbremsen oder anderweitige Mittel wie Kappungsgrenzen (wobei die für neue Mietverträge gilt, glaube ich)?

Bei uns kam ne Erhöhung von 21 Euro im Januar für den kommenden April.

[Anonymous No.53906985]

>>53906882
I sold bobro . Today is gonna be a slurp day .

[Anonymous No.53907005]

>>53906977
Nigger euros on here can't read thier "native" language. All the media they consume is Japanese with English subtitles and the only website they go on is this one.

[Anonymous No.53907018]

>>53907005
Whiter than you, DeMarcus

[Anonymous No.53907026]

>>53906985
Slurpening starting in 10 mins?

[Anonymous No.53907046]

Who cares about profits from the stock market when AI is going to replace all of our jobs and set us up for UBI anyways in the next couple of years if not sooner? One thing's for sure, life won't be the same as it is now, even if the outcome is everyone dying. One way or another you won't work anymore.

[Anonymous No.53907050]

>>53906777
They do it because it unironically works, it's better if you do it with the 3x ETFs though.

[Anonymous No.53907084]

>>53906985
kek fuckin algos

[Anonymous No.53907089]

>TSLA

cheapies!

[Anonymous No.53907100]

>>53907084

[Anonymous No.53907112]

lets. go. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBXBo7ZH-E

[Anonymous No.53907121]

>>53907100
It's so stupid, I even opened wrong position. I wanted to open a 0,2 size short and did a 0,5 on one spot. Now my red is even larger, kek.

[Anonymous No.53907122]

>>53906516
>much higher
>for much longer

[Anonymous No.53907127]

>>53907046
That's why it's extremely important to make money right fucking now before shit hits the fan, personally I'm throwing 25k into BBBY at open today because if I don't make it soon I'll be eating the bugs next year.

[Anonymous No.53907129]

>>53907122
At this point I don't think they meant their rates, but inflation.

[Anonymous No.53907139]

women are for sex

[Anonymous No.53907140]

>>53907129
both

[Anonymous No.53907144]

>>53906303
>SPXS
i wanna know more?

[Anonymous No.53907146]

>>53907144
If only Google existed...

[Anonymous No.53907153]

>>53907127
good way to lose 25k lmao. personally im having chatgpt write a trading bot to use with think or swim currently. will probably have it up and running by the end of this weekend. AI is the fucking future, it's crazy what it can do RIGHT NOW let alone the potential because clearly with generative AI we're already at the point where it is gonna start feeding into itself.

[Anonymous No.53907157]

KR chads today is our day

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53907190]

Hot Pockets and MTGA linked up need it or keep it?

[Anonymous No.53907202]

>>53907046
Lol. Total AI euphoria. MUH BOILER PLATE CODE

[Anonymous No.53907211]

Guten Morgen

[Anonymous No.53907229]

Is this bullish or bearish for VS? EPS seems a bit too high for an earnings beat.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53907230]

>>53907211
Calm down there Hitler. /smg/ is a Jewish safe space.

[Anonymous No.53907235]

>>53907190
Is this goyslop ?

[Anonymous No.53907237]

>>53907127
kek

[Anonymous No.53907243]

>>53907046
UBI might be the best thing that will happen to this planet.
Why?
Because I suspect that most people on this planet are simply incapable of not working. The memes and behavioral inheritance simply have run for too long throughout society.
Without "work" suicide rates will become astronomical and birth rates will plummet into the negative (metaphorically).
UBI and "the end of work" will be the depop people thought the vaxx would be.

[Anonymous No.53907249]

>>53907230
Hitler was a Jew.

[Anonymous No.53907255]

>>53907190
>folks

[Anonymous No.53907268]

I'm down 8000eur on my 95k eur portfolio. Intel, 3M, Google biggest losers. Google will return, 3M will settle hopefully, Intel can go fuck itself.
11k eur cash on the trading account.

This shit is not good, losing on inflation and valuation

[Anonymous No.53907277]

Hmm a potential rival to AMZN? I wonder if I can long MercadoLibre...?

https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/03/02/never-mind-amazon-this-digital-retailer-just-grew/

[Anonymous No.53907283]

> silvergate

Kek

[Anonymous No.53907293]

>>53906977
wtf is going on? Are we finally speaking yiddish now? I knew this was coming

[Anonymous No.53907296]

>>53907268
> Intel , google

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.53907300]

>>53907277
South America works only if natural resources exports income is going up
I have no idea is this a good play or not. Seem a bit overvalued

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53907306]

>>53907293
That's not Yiddish it's German.

[Anonymous No.53907308]

>>53907296
Bought them almost a year ago. Intel did not look that shit back then
Google is fine. They have money to throw around

[Anonymous No.53907309]

>>53907268
Just put it all in 3M
>Google
Laughingwhores.jpg

[Anonymous No.53907312]

>>53907293
This is german. You'd be better off in the US, if you would speak this language too. But you chose differently.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53907333]

>>53907312
I thought everyone in Germany spoke Turkish or Arabic?

[Anonymous No.53907335]

>>53907127
good luck, bro.

[Anonymous No.53907337]

>>53907249
He was a meth head tranny too right? Are all j*ws like this?

[Anonymous No.53907347]

>>53907309
3M? Ngga they are stalling this shit
Who knows when it's going to be resolved. 200k cases of hearing loss, most are bullshit though. It will take a year at least, I'll wait for it to go down some more if possible.
Google can just dump the main Maharajda and it will shoot up 15% ezpz just like that. And they have like no debt and wads of cash and monopolies all over the place
Yeah, I think it's fine. Intel is the cunt that locked my money in and now I have to wait for years to get it back without any dividends
At least that jew nerd Gelsinger bought bunch shares as well

[Anonymous No.53907350]

>>53906977
This weekend I bought €5,00 portion if fried fish. When the fish wagon monger asked me if I wanted sauce with it I said no I didn't like sauce (I actually do like sauce, but it costs €0,50 extra).

Then I brought the fried fish with me to home and used my own sauce from the fridge which I purchased earlier for €1,00 a tube.

The fun thing is: You can actually get way more portions of sauce from this €1,00 tube then you can get with the fried fish if you pay €0,50 extra.

I have already done this last week where I also paid €5,00 without souce (I told them I didn't like sauce then too), so next week when I do get a portion of fried fish again I will repeat what I have done previously and I will officially be in profit.

[Anonymous No.53907357]

>>53907333
Yes, it's 50% atm. Same with Ebonics in the US, right? At least I heard of something like 13/52?

[Anonymous No.53907366]

>>53907127
>wasting 25k on stonks instead of food and toilet paper
>>53907335
corporate boilerplate generator

[Anonymous No.53907368]

>>53907347
>dump king poo
Once those parasites settle in the company there is no letting go. They will only get more and more in.

[Anonymous No.53907370]

>>53907350
It's pretty obvious that whatever you buy in grocery store is less expensive than what you buy from a food store, relatively.

[Anonymous No.53907375]

>>53907202
You can't deny it's a great tool to have. Like a more efficient google search.

[Anonymous No.53907385]

>>53907350
I ask for a free bucket (empty) from kfc and fill it with my own fried chicken.
I'm almost a millionaire doing this. Literally eating free kfc can you believe it

[Anonymous No.53907401]

Reminder that if none of the CEOs of companies you invested in was assassinated (or survived an attempt) it means you are not taking enough risk.

[Anonymous No.53907403]

>>53907312
Welchen Broker benutzt der Herr?

[Anonymous No.53907411]

>Inflation once again showing signs of getting worse in EU, especially all the big economies
And yet, the stupid market doesn't seem to care. USbros please crash this market

[Anonymous No.53907412]

>>53907385

[Anonymous No.53907418]

>>53906279
kek. It was probably digitally removed just like in case of all images posted here. /smg/ is known for stealing Mr. Mott Capital's work.

[Anonymous No.53907426]

>>53907411
>high inflation
>everything costs more, even share of stock

>weaker currency
>it takes more currency to buy anything, even share of stock

win win

[Anonymous No.53907427]

>>53906267
Since when were covid lockdowns classified? I'm pretty sure we all know who ordered them and who enforced them.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53907429]

>>53907357
It should actually be 3/5ths of 13%, but our country got on the wrong track and changed the rules somewhere down the line.

[Anonymous No.53907431]

Why are we dumping?
Jobless claims data leaked?
It is coming in hot isnt it?

[Anonymous No.53907440]

>>53906857
>Taiwan gets CHINKED
That already happened, like, 1,000 years ago.

[Anonymous No.53907444]

>>53907190
I just finally uninstalled this thrash yesterday and I feel liberated

[Anonymous No.53907449]

>>53907335
I don't need luck, I need hedgies served up on a silver platter.
>>53907366
Why are you in /smg/ if you're not buying stocks?

[Anonymous No.53907453]

>>53907427
they'll try to blame china for the virus they created and intentionally spread

[Anonymous No.53907454]

>>53907444
How much money have you sunk into it?

[Anonymous No.53907456]

>>53907403
CMC markets und IG für CFD/Optionen.

Trade für Aktien, aber ich kaufe keine Aktien. Gibt 2% Zinsen p.a. monatlich.

[Anonymous No.53907461]

>>53907449
oh weird your bankrupt company is the most shorted stock. brilliant counterplay

[Anonymous No.53907463]

my brokerage told me that canadians aren't allowed to trade US futures indices. I'm considering moving to amerilardia now

[Anonymous No.53907466]

>>53907411
Inflation is about increase in money supply. Guess who gets all the excess cake in the end: your average wagie or corporations traded on stock market?
Also please stop being anti-semitic.

[Anonymous No.53907470]

>>53907456
Danke.

[Anonymous No.53907473]

>>53907454
Like 200$ since 2019
I was just not enjoying myself anymore and trying to grind gold is like a second job
I'm getting older and I'm trying to stop losing my time (and yet I come here, I know)

[Anonymous No.53907480]

>>53907449
You do understand what will happen with all the money you put into BBBY when they go bankrupt right? The money they raised will last them for around 2 months if they don't cut costs significantly. Not as long as few weeks ago they have been at verge of bankruptcy already too.

[Anonymous No.53907483]

>>53907466
>reviewbrah if female

[Anonymous No.53907493]

BILI?

[Anonymous No.53907494]

>>53907473
Games should not feel like a job. This is why there are so many people who feel miserable playing their "favorite" multiplayer game

[Anonymous No.53907495]

>>53907466
Who dis

[Anonymous No.53907501]

What is the probability of a nigger chimpout happening from march 23rd to april 18th in the US? I don't want to lose my greatest financial asset, me. I'm traveling to west NY but I'll be going constantly to nigger areas(I'm going to Popeyes btw) and I don't want to get caught in one after a cop kills a dindu after it trys to kill the cop bc he doesn't want to go back(to prision) after killing the popeyes wagie bc they ran out of chicken. At least if putin goes to war I wont be in yurop when he nukes it

[Anonymous No.53907506]

>>53907495
Jewess capable of curing even biggest anti-semite of their hatred. She also starred in a movie called Jojo Rabbit.

[Anonymous No.53907510]

>>53907461
If you're so confident on it being bankrupt how about you short it right now and post a pic for proof, I'll give me great satisfaction knowing I'll be bathing in the financial blood of a fellow anon soon.

>>53907480
Obviously I know but their not going bankrupt and if you say otherwise feel free to join the other anon in a financial blood sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.53907515]

>>53907456
>IG für CFD/Optionen
Whats the spread on CFDs and overnight interest compared to T212? Do you have VIX available for CFD?

[Anonymous No.53907517]

>>53907463
prop firm bro
PS stupid leaf

[Anonymous No.53907539]

>>53907494
Sometimes I wonder how people even do it.
I'm watching a mid 30s "grown man" on twitch sinking hundreds of hours into the latest Path of Exile and the new Diablo 3 season like it is nothing.
Also he doesn't look like he's starving, quite the opposite. (and no, it's not Laurcus. it's a German dude)
HOW? Which fucking job allows you to do this.

[Anonymous No.53907551]

>>53907510
I guess spending $25k on risk management course is considered reasonable price nowadays. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.53907554]

>>53907501
>march 23
>april 18

why that time frame? What's happening?

[Anonymous No.53907582]

>>53907539
WFH chad.
I just made a bread and I trade stocks all day.

[Anonymous No.53907588]

>>53907510
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53907589]

>>53907582
>I just made a bread and I trade stocks all day.

[Anonymous No.53907593]

>>53907515
I haven't looked up T212. I live in Germany and want my broker to be able to extract my taxes. Afterwards I'll let them pay me back, if justified.

Don't know about VIX.

IG has bugged overnight costs. They have a new feature since July 2022 and they still haven't fixed it properly, to show you how much you would pay overnight. CMC Markets is better in that regard.

[Anonymous No.53907600]

>>53907515
Volatility Index, Barrier (options) spread atm is 0,14. For CFD the spread regularly is a little larger on most markets.

21.76-21.90 ASK/BID atm for VIX.

[Anonymous No.53907609]

>dax pumping
How do they do it? Why would anyone buy in that, outside of the idea that the EU regulators are full of shit and therefore you trust more corpos?

[Anonymous No.53907623]

>>53907593
Hey there Krautie
I have Scalable Capital and I think this crap does not allow Covered Calls, buying calls and such
Only warrants or whatever the fuck that is

Is IBKR my only choice? And then keep Scalable Capital for ETFs, because of the tax calculation and shit, and use IBKR for everything else?
If I have IBKR what bank will they use in Germany? Some German or Irish bank or what?

[Anonymous No.53907634]

>FNKO
basedboy bros did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.53907660]

>>53906254
do we buy $SI at open?

[Anonymous No.53907668]

>>53907623
I don't know. I didn't inform myself on foreign brokers/brokers outside of germany although I have heard of IBKR. I started with Etoro, but then changed to IG and CMC. I prefer to trade indices, not individual stocks with options. I especially hate MT4/5

Warrants? I think these are leveraged products, but their spread probably is way higher than on CFD trading platforms.

IKBR is british I think. They have no Niederlassung in Germany, thus taxes will not be drawn immediately. I assume your money will also be not in a german bank.

[Anonymous No.53907672]

>>53907554
I'll be there those dates. Idk, some nigger might've been put down in those dates and there might a remembrance turning into protest then riots then country wide nigger riots
>>53907593
>Don't know about VIX
Ngmi
>cmc
I was going to but in france VIX wasn't available and it was in french rather than english
>>53907600
>21.76-21.90 ASK/BID atm for VIX.
Thats less than T212, 0.18 difference atm. Will look into it, spread might be similar as T212 is know for a high one

[Anonymous No.53907685]

It’s fucking over.

[Anonymous No.53907694]

>>53907685

[Anonymous No.53907698]

>INFLATION IS OVER
>CRAMER SAYS THE BULL MARKET IS BACK
Cope Mumu’s

[Anonymous No.53907702]

$bili bros... i thought the power of chinese cartoons would make me 10% happier

[Anonymous No.53907705]

>>53907685

Yikes

[Anonymous No.53907708]

>>53907672
>one day bad report comes out
>HAHA MUMUS DESTROYED LOLOLOL
>good report comes out
>HAHA BOBO COPE LOLOLOL
>repeat forever

[Anonymous No.53907709]

>>53907685
time to invest in china

[Anonymous No.53907711]

>DXY 105
The Dollar dun rose again y'all! Yee haw!

[Anonymous No.53907712]

>>53907685
>3.7%
>previous-1.1%

[Anonymous No.53907714]

KR kangz...

[Anonymous No.53907716]

>bobo during bullmarket "this does not matter"
>bobo during ... correction "everything matters"

[Anonymous No.53907721]

>>53907708
>>53907672
I didnt mean to reply, sorry.

[Anonymous No.53907723]

>>53907716

[Anonymous No.53907728]

spiral wage, here we go. I didn't get any raise tho. time to complain lmao

[Anonymous No.53907729]

OH WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE, THE ESTIMATES THAT TOTALLY HONEST ANALYSTS PULLED OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES WERE OFF BY A PERCENT, SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53907733]

>>53907685
Extremely bullish r-r--right? Means more money to wagies which means more money into stocks and consooooming r-right?

[Anonymous No.53907739]

10Y COMPUTER NEARING THE SINGULARITY

[Anonymous No.53907744]

>>53907733
on economic calendar it says "better than expected" so it should be bullish right?

[Anonymous No.53907751]

>>53907685
>3.2% QoQ
>13.4% annualised
lmao

[Anonymous No.53907752]

>>53907708
> good report comes out
I already forgotten when was the last time this happened

[Anonymous No.53907756]

>>53907744

[Anonymous No.53907757]

>>53907672
>Thats less than T212, 0.18 difference atm. Will look into it, spread might be similar as T212 is know for a high one

You can make a free demo account, check it out.


Report doesn't matter anymore. Doesn't change what the Fed will make. Today market will pump, cause why not

[Anonymous No.53907760]

stupid ass mumus

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53907766]

lmao, there are people ITT that didn't listen to DAN and sell the intermediate top on the day after Valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.53907768]

>>53907685
>MUCH HIGHER
>FOR MUCH LONGER

[Anonymous No.53907767]

hehe hoho haha

[Anonymous No.53907769]

>>53907744
Oh sweet child summer.

[Anonymous No.53907771]

I've been tipping my servers and baristas 100% to help accelerate inflation. Nothing personnel Jerome.

[Anonymous No.53907777]

>>53907453
You think the flu is man made?

[Anonymous No.53907776]

> Tesla

Kek baggies . Muh elon muh investor day

[Anonymous No.53907778]

>>53907698
Uhm sweetie

[Anonymous No.53907782]

BILI bros, we... lost?

[Anonymous No.53907786]

TSLA baby what is you doing

[Anonymous No.53907788]

>>53907767
This is nothing out of the ordinary in a raising rates environment.
FWIW, everything with a duration longer than 12 months is still heavily overpriced.

[Anonymous No.53907794]

>>53907729
I think you should always do the opposite of what an analysts says unless you paid him

[Anonymous No.53907798]

>>53907778
Cramer knows he's an inverse clown, so he throws the double-reverse on occasion

[Anonymous No.53907799]

>>53907782
>>53907493
>>53907702
Are those bots? I don't believe anyone is still retarded enough to buy chink stocks. Nigeria is more stable investing environment that this slant eyed shithole.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53907800]

>>53907777
The Wuhan virus is equivalent to a second holocaust (in the number of deaths not historical significance), and we need to hold them fucking chinks accountable for their crimes against humanity.

[Anonymous No.53907801]

>>53907782
somehow, despite earnings doing alright

[Anonymous No.53907805]

>>53907766
It was indeed. I remember the chatgpt post a couple weeks ago warning that the 15th was the death of the stock market.
I'm a believer now in AI supremacy

[Anonymous No.53907811]

>>53907805
Pic, he was a day early though

[Anonymous No.53907816]

>>53907799
No comparison. They've not even competent to print their own local currency in Nigeria.

[Anonymous No.53907817]

>>53907799
nah not a bot here for sure, i know for sure bili's used a lot in China and the price seemed ok

[Anonymous No.53907819]

>>53907771
Hey now don't forget to tip other services you might not realize accept tips inflation is rough buddy. Maybe double those tips.

[Anonymous No.53907822]

calls at open

[Anonymous No.53907827]

Buddy look at FedWatch computer.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.53907832]

>>53907816
Doesn't matter when Winnie Poo and CCP can rugpull whole sector on a whim. Investing in chink stocks is most retarded shit you can do.

[Anonymous No.53907837]

>>53906481
So you spent all your money to achieve what just about anybody could achieve for free in Nordic countries. Congraz.

[Anonymous No.53907840]

>>53907771
I’ve been doing my part as well fellow Bobro. I’ve been debtmaxxing my credit cards for the last few months to contribute to accelerating credit card debt for the due date 12th and credit reporting date the 20th and then paying it off before. I can do this without paying any interest becuase I always have paid my balances in full before a full cycle so it’s like I get 60 days interest free on my credit card purchases at the same time juicing the credit card debt levels in the data...

[Anonymous No.53907848]

>>53907837
>for free

The high earners pay for it with extreme taxes. A lot of them are moving to other European countries because of it.

[Anonymous No.53907850]

kek, baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.53907853]

>>53907832
You could say that about any stock.

[Anonymous No.53907857]

XELA chads. Today is our day. Ready to become millionaires?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53907867]

>>53907840
I have been trying to reduce my companies carbon emissions and hire more diverse employees, (women, minorities, extra chromosome hoarders) but my revenue keeps dropping.

[Anonymous No.53907879]

>>53907778
>>53907798
Don’t forget that bonds are one of the only things Cramer is allowed to trade on his own, although I fully expect he or an extended family member have a offshore brokerage he can front run his inverse Cramer trades.

[Anonymous No.53907880]

>>53907840
Based inflationmaxxer. I've got a new Amex card with 0% APR until 2024. I should buy some new gaming PCs, a car, and maybe some home renovations. Labor shortage? I WILL keep increasing wages until someone works for me.

[Anonymous No.53907881]

>>53907832
of all people in the world only an american would ever think a nigger monkeys are a better investment than chink monkeys. This is how blind you mutts are. The IQ difference is a fact.

[Anonymous No.53907884]

>>53907853
nope, only about chink ones. If you don't know what I;m talking about then you must be new to stock market.
While investing in any company carries risk, with chink ones you must also account for retarded moves by totalitarian faggot who runs the country + the fact that chink stocks are not properly audited.

[Anonymous No.53907885]

>>53907840
Holy based

[Anonymous No.53907887]

>>53907867
Not diverse enough.

[Anonymous No.53907891]

Don't look at Tesla computer bros

[Anonymous No.53907904]

>>53907840
Yeah I am thinking it is time to buy that smoker I have had my eyes on. All credit of course.

[Anonymous No.53907906]

>SO MUCH HIGHER
>FOR SO MUCH LONGER

[Anonymous No.53907907]

>>53907884
sounds like you got something against the country but eh, turns out that me thinking that bilibili would do well with earnings is the wrong move this month

[Anonymous No.53907913]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idu77AD_f8A

today's playlist for degenerate 1dte options trading
let's get it boys
30 minutes till the bell

[Anonymous No.53907926]

>>53907906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTH1VNHLjng

[Anonymous No.53907936]

redpill me on DOLE

[Anonymous No.53907943]

Looks like today is the day, bobros.

[Anonymous No.53907946]

KR ANIME ANON WHERE ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.53907951]

>>53907190
Shut the fuck up, Baggie. Worthless, ugly, cocksucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.53907958]

>Jew Bank Co. maintains BUY on STOCK raises target.
>price of stock down 3% in pm
oy vey this market is great

[Anonymous No.53907959]

>>53907926
>"THE ONE PIECE!!!!!!!!!!
>"THE ONE PIECE ISRAEL!!!!!!!!!!"
>>53907936
DOLE is basically a fruit-gathering and selling PMC. Worth it to invest in.

[Anonymous No.53907963]

tfw holding shorts on DAX futes between 14.3k - 15.3k
when will (((they))) start selling

[Anonymous No.53907974]

>futes

[Anonymous No.53907975]

>>53907943
I'm sure mumu will pump it green like always and completely disregard yields and DXY

[Anonymous No.53907980]

>>53907884
Nope. I hold some Australian coal miners where their government just recently put in a effective 40% royalty. Theoretically higher cap if prices rise.
Ireland is implementing a 75% windfall profits tax. England and Italy as well.
Just today Brazil pushed a new 9% export tax on oil.

Even here in the beautiful United States of America, every 4 years we hold an election and our government flips back and forth on cancelling a major pipeline that heavily impacts Canadian crude export pricing.

Governments around the world all simultaneously pushed massively inflationary regimes and are now hiking like mad to compensate.
No matter where you invest, there are risks. You just seem buttmad about some Chink stock trade you blew up on a while back because you bought into the fear and sold the bottom. Sorry for your loss, but all risk has an appropriate price.

[Anonymous No.53907982]

>>53907926
Please link me a clean, audio only (no musicvideo) Kanye West & Jay-Z "Niggas In Paris" YT video from an verified official account of either.
Copyright and geolocking at my location prohibits me from finding anything...

[Anonymous No.53907984]

>>53907501
Niggers are worthless animals.

[Anonymous No.53907990]

BLACKSTONE DEFAULTS ON 531M CMBS AFTER PROPERTY SALES DELAYED: BLOOMBERG

oh no reit bros

[Anonymous No.53907994]

>>53907907
I've seen anough people lose money in chink rugpulls to know that I should warn other people.
The other thing I observed is that people usually prefer to learn such lessons themselves instead of listening to others.

Check TIGR, it was spammed here in past when it was over $20 then got rugpulled. Started going up recently just to be rugpulled again by CCP claiming it's illegal for chinese drones to buy offshore stocks.
As for audits, chinese companies don't go through same quality audit process as any other stocks traded on Nasdaq, because CCP prohibits access to their books to western auditors.

[Anonymous No.53907997]

>>53907990
fake news,
or evergrande nothingburger

[Anonymous No.53907999]

>>53907990
>Blackstone will buy all the houses in a crash
lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.53908012]

>>53907974

[Anonymous No.53908019]

>>53907982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9L3j-lVLwk

[Anonymous No.53908023]

BOIL chads we can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.53908024]

>>53907990
>Blackstone had abused tenants with exorbitant fees, rent hikes, and aggressive eviction practices, and that Blackstone's real estate practices had a disproportionate impact on communities of color

buy the BX dip!

[Anonymous No.53908030]

>>53908024
>Blackstone's real estate practices had a disproportionate impact on communities of color
based
>Blackstone had abused tenants with exorbitant fees, rent hikes, and aggressive eviction practices
not based

[Anonymous No.53908034]

>>53908023
YOU WILL MAKE US ALL POOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.53908037]

>>53908024
I'm getting bullish on BX

[Anonymous No.53908040]

>>53907994
Sadly you're right on the learning lessons by themselves part. The allure of quick gains will always claim the shekels of others (and me).

I remember swinging TIGR for a bit, but when it went down it went down hard. I'm also using their platform so i'll see when i get everything rugpulled too

[Anonymous No.53908041]

>>53908019
go binley mega chippy yourself

[Anonymous No.53908050]

headline:
Tesla Stock Risk Building After Analyst Day
"risk building"
implied vol is already 75%
risk is already priced in my dudes

[Anonymous No.53908057]

>>53907980
Australia is totalitarian shitfhole. Just looking at their response to Covid should tell you everything.
UK is totalitarian shithole as well, they are little above Nigeria to me when it comes to investing and I wouldn't put my money there anyway.
Italy is a bnkrupt country, not worth investing in as well. Drowning person will grab on anything, including windfall tax.
Brazil is a shithole not worthy investing in.
US is quite stable. The pipeline that got cancelled was just for show and had no real impact.

You basically listed Nigeria-tier countries (excluding US) in an attempt to prove a point. There are plenty of countries I avoid investing in. China is just one of them.

[Anonymous No.53908061]

ORANGE JUICERS, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

[Anonymous No.53908062]

Silvergate is getting fucked!

[Anonymous No.53908065]

>>53907994
All chink stocks are basically FTX token quality paper trading in the Bahamas that have no “ownership” in the companies or credibility and winniexi pooh called for US auditors to fuck off. Only faggots like Munger and Dalio are able to invest in Chink land and even then chinks are only letting them play since they helped build the modern chink companies and it gives an illusion to credibility to chink stocks companies but they wouldn’t think twice of rigging either of them either... It’s just like US casinos in Macau (sp) that can have their licenses pulled at anytime

[Anonymous No.53908069]

>>53908019
But still an uggo

[Anonymous No.53908070]

Is now our time BOIL lords?!
>>53908041
>go binley mega chippy yourself
I don't speak faggot. If you don't like that song, you deserve whatever is coming for you.
t. chad king regular of /smg/
>>53908062
SI was an obvious short, desu senpai

[Anonymous No.53908076]

I need COIN to fall to 49 by tomorrow close.

[Anonymous No.53908082]

>>53908030
no it's all based rentcuck

[Anonymous No.53908083]

>>53908050
>TSLA pre-mkt -8%
>priced in

[Anonymous No.53908088]

>>53908019
Is this an English porno?

[Anonymous No.53908096]

>>53908082
>jewish tricks
>based
no

[Anonymous No.53908097]

how short on NVDA are we anons?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53908099]

>>53908030
>>Blackstone had abused tenants with exorbitant fees, rent hikes, and aggressive eviction practices
seething leftist hands wrote this

[Anonymous No.53908105]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.53908109]

>>53908050
>pumps 100% in less than a month
>IT'S RISKY, MY DUDE
yeah, no shit?

[Anonymous No.53908124]

BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.53908126]

>>53908083
all i'm saying is that moves like this are expected with a stock with such a high implied volatility. the risk isn't building, it's always been there. I think this dip will be bought. if we start creeping near the 50dma at $160 then there might be some actual momentum to this move. but at these levels, the path of least resistance is up.

[Anonymous No.53908132]

>>53908037
You'll be the exit liquidity for the redemptions.

[Anonymous No.53908134]

>>53908097
was building up my tranches after earnings
literal midget scale on NVDA right now

[Anonymous No.53908139]

>>53908057
Thanks for outing yourself as a complete moron. Glad that's settled.
We can continue this conversation when you learn what risk premium means.

I have investments in all of those jurisdictions and I've made good money on all of them despite the risks, both realized and unrealized. Why? Because they traded at extreme discounts when I made my purchases.
Hope you enjoyed that 20% loss on your stable US investments in 2022 though. I'm sure this next year will be better. I hear the US has many quality SPACs like NKLA worth investing in. Definitely no risk to investing in the US. Price is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.53908162]

THE OPENING BELL

[Anonymous No.53908170]

I bought calls on Tesla because of the news in afterhours yesterday and this shit dumped nearly 16$. Did I really cause this dump by being bullish for once on this gay reddit stock?

[Anonymous No.53908172]

>>53908139
>Hope you enjoyed that 20% loss on your stable US investments in 2022 though
20% loss after 50% pump during previous year and is still way above January 2020. Oh horror.
Pic related is Bovespa from Brazil. The fact you put it in the same bag as US is comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.53908181]

>>53908162
too soon junior

[Anonymous No.53908186]

>>53908172
>jewbrew
like clockwork...

[Anonymous No.53908187]

seriously though why is CRM in the downs jones industrial average

[Anonymous No.53908203]

>>53908187
idk Salesforce sucks ass as a product.

[Anonymous No.53908212]

new

>>53908157
>>53908157
>>53908157

[Anonymous No.53908219]

it's over

[Anonymous No.53908220]

Uhoh didn't see you there champ.

[Anonymous No.53908228]

>>53908170
Tesla is gambling. I'm no "Leverage is gambling"-fag. But Tesla as a stock moves in retarded ways and I would only trade it for the lols.

[Anonymous No.53908240]

>>53908172
Two years ago I bought PBR at $7 and it's paid out $8 in divvies since then, with another dollar just announced.
But once again you're confusing price with value.

[Anonymous No.53908249]

>>53907668
Danke

[Anonymous No.53908257]

>>53908157
>>53908157
>>53908157

[Anonymous No.53908261]

>>53908172
forgot to change the language there Chaim

[Anonymous No.53908263]

TSLA $200 calls for Friday closed at $8 yesterday
curious to see how much they'll be $15 OTM
might have to sluuuuuuuurp up some cheapies
i just can't bring myself to buy puts on TSLA
have gotten burned in the past trying to do that
the meme power of this stonk is irrefutable

[Anonymous No.53908296]

>>53908097
not touching that pump and dump shit
id rather miss out on money than feel scammed

[Anonymous No.53908302]

>>53908257
/biz/ has a 310 count turn

[Anonymous No.53908305]

>>53908240

[Anonymous No.53908315]

>>53906724
Underrated

[Anonymous No.53908333]

>>53908305
Congratulations, you finally get it. Pick winners and you will survive.

[Anonymous No.53908350]

>>53907904
Shit, I need one of those, too. Wfh smoked meats master race.

[Anonymous No.53908511]

early bakers get the rope

[Anonymous No.53908645]

>>53906254
>vix is red
>same vix price as when the s/p was 4100 2 weeks ago

it's just those 0dte traders goy don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.53909307]

where to trade forex?

[Anonymous No.53909842]

>>53907277
Amazon's money is in AWS, not it's retail stores

[Anonymous No.53909886]

>>53908219
The eternal anglo

[Anonymous No.53911797]

>>53906294
its probably not too late to hop on DOLE. its been doing me very well since it was shilled here. nothing too crazy but consistently green

[Anonymous No.53911834]

>>53906452
turnips and radishes