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Can't wait to see BAND's Functions, Binance Oracle Functions, or even WINkLink Functions!

https://blog.chain.link/introducing-chainlink-functions/

This thing is huge. We're all gonna make it.

>> No.53904013

>>53903977
checked. can I set a chainlink alarm to wake me the fuck up when this nightmare ends?

>> No.53904026
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>>53903977
Checked. Fudders and dashers SEETHING kek.

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>>53904026
Prepare to be destroyed fuddie

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>>53904026
That another ha! I bet that hurt!

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>>53904026
want more? yeah thats right APthe only trusted source in news you need FUDDEr

>> No.53904065

>>53904050
Wrong. The only jew I trust is named Jesus.

>> No.53904073

>>53904026
Please do not post about me, or I will contact my lawyer to have this removed and you given a cease and desist

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>>53904026
Thats weird because when you look at the chart its a clear fudder victory.
You can jack off to all the tech slides and partnerships you want but its completely meaningless if it doesnt make the price go up.
Price performance is everything in crypto, nobody cares if link is partnered with NASA and Coca Cola if the price doesnt even go up.
Investors only care about parterships in general because it implies the price of their investment goes up. Its a shame link is some weird retarded clown shitcoin that has only crabbed and dumped for 90% of its existence

>> No.53904290

>>53904026
Bro are you okay that other anon murdered you

>> No.53904305

>>53904288
DR;NS
$1000EOY

>> No.53904329

>>53904288
>fudder victory
Wrong. It's clear that news and sentiment are irrelevant. Fud is as pointless as partnership announcements.

>> No.53904389

>>53904288
/thread

>> No.53904408

>>53903977
Checked. Link’s going to pop.

>> No.53904416

>>53904329
>down 90
>spamming desperate partnerships like its still 2017
>”we won because I say we won”

When people have a traumatic event happen, they often get stuck there mentally for years or forever. Thats what we’re seeing here with the cult.

You guys gonna spam some more nft announcements and @Elon on twitter again like it’s 2021 again?

>> No.53904442

>>53904329
Shitcoin is down 90% and crabbed the entire bullrun. It performed well ONE year in 2020 out of its entire existence. Thats a 16% success rate.
The fudders are right in saying its a shitcoin. Meanwhile bagholders keep posting larp screencaps and saying 2 more weeks, this 2 more weeks, this is huge nothingburger cycle has repeated itself hundreds of times now.

Just like you niggers are hyping up functions, arbitrum and staking were overhyped. Staking was supposed to be the trigger for your god candle singularity, yet what happened when staking was finally released? It dumped exactly like the "fudders" said it would.
Statistically fudders have been right 84% of the time while baggies have only been right 16% of the time. You must admit 1 year out of 6 is pretty shitty performance.

>> No.53904444

>>53904416
Remember when Litecoin pumped because boomers fell for some wallshart larp?
Lmao BTC boomers are such lolcows

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>>53904288

>> No.53904497

>>53904073
Do door dash drivers normally have lawyers

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>>53904442
Compare this 1/6 success rate to bitcoins 12/15.
80% of bitcoins existence it has made gains, yet chainlink is only 16%
If you told any 2017 link buyers where we are today none of them would buy this trash. Chainlink was unequivocally the largest most dissapointing failure of /biz/s history.
People actually thought it would be 1k eoy back in 2018, six long years of bagholding, astronomical opportunity cost and missing entire bullruns for $7 tokens and terrabytes of bullshit tech slides and academic theorycrafting papers.

>> No.53904522

umm RLC bro's, arn't we meant to be the leaders in decentralized computing? did we just get BTFO, google literally chose link wtf

>> No.53905488

>>53904522
?

>> No.53905760

>>53904444
checked good post

>> No.53905814

>>53904522
Dont worry, your coin is marketed as digital oil! Its a clear winner